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Speaker 2: Can I be given a tangent about podcasts and I

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Speaker 2: The heat is about sixty two degrees in here.

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Speaker 1: Golf, soccer, Adrian Peterson baseball, batter's box, college football playoff.

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Speaker 1: What an incredible the enticing menu. We're gonna cover every

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Speaker 2: Will be a funny Instagram clip don't ask me why

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Speaker 1: When's this lease expiring?

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Speaker 1: And he goes football football, We'll be back on your

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Speaker 2: You get a couple stores deep. All of a sudden

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Speaker 1: Yeah it mattered. It probably had signage, and I was

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Speaker 2: And I hate to interrupt you, but if also Southeach

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Speaker 1: Have contracts with those apartment complexes where they open it up,

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Speaker 2: Because there was a great one me and southeach Houston

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Speaker 2: Park and he's right, anytime somebody left you pull in

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Speaker 1: she's still single, she could be having a boyfriend, she

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Speaker 1: could be engaged, any of the whatever.

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Speaker 2: What I thought about the other day is these stories

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Speaker 2: you tell on the Big Show, Bobby Bone showg Show.

431
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Speaker 2: All these girls you talk about or have moved in

432
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Speaker 2: the I mean, they have kids, they have a career,

433
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Speaker 2: they live in cities all over America. They could be

434
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Speaker 2: listening to the show. All those people you mentioned have

435
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Speaker 2: moved on so far from when those stories took place.

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Speaker 1: Can I still tell them?

437
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Speaker 2: It blow your mind and you say it like it's yesterday.

438
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Speaker 1: It was a great, So I mean it was great.

439
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Speaker 1: It was great.

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Speaker 2: It was just it was funny. Can I tell the

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Speaker 2: podcast thing?

442
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Speaker 1: You want to go? Podcasts? Yeah, go ahead, It's one

443
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Speaker 1: minute of my time. Go ahead.

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Speaker 2: I always wondered why podcasts were important, and I know now.

445
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Speaker 2: I got a forty minute drive sometimes it's twenty five,

446
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Speaker 2: depending on traffic in the morning and afternoon.

447
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Speaker 1: Dude, your new lifestyle is hell. You already hate it?

448
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,479
Speaker 1: I love it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, And that was a perfect segue. This has been

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Speaker 2: a show of segues, dude, with podcasts. I look forward

451
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Speaker 2: to driving every morning. Before it was ten minutes. You

452
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 2: can't really listen to a podcast. You're in your parking

453
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,479
Speaker 2: lot fumbling on your phone. Next so you know you're

454
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Speaker 2: at work. Oh, where's my key card? I don't know

455
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Speaker 2: if pause a podcasts A dude, Now, thirty thirty five minutes,

456
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Speaker 2: I'm in no rush. I M just cruising. I've listened

457
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 2: to podcasts up and down A through Z. I've listened

458
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Speaker 2: every podcast, Dude. I love podcasts. So what I'm saying

459
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 2: is now I see why people enjoy this shit.

460
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Speaker 1: I'm still not sure why people enjoy this podcast. I

461
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Speaker 1: get it now. I get it now.

462
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Speaker 2: I look forward when I pull out of my driveway

463
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Speaker 2: in the morning before I hit play. The thing I'm

464
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Speaker 2: looking forward to is playing that podcast the whole drive.

465
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Speaker 2: I don't even care about waking up in the morning. Dude,

466
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Speaker 2: it puts you on another planet. That was my take.

467
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Speaker 2: That's all I had. Truck drivers, you guys are damn welcome.

468
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Speaker 2: And also the tuggers miss seeing you guys on the river,

469
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Speaker 2: and what happened our lawyers that one got deleted, and tractors,

470
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Speaker 2: any of you. It's almost crop sism over to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna disagree with you because I

472
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Speaker 1: drove out to where you live yesterday to play golf

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Speaker 1: with you Pits and Pits his neighbor, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: good God, if I had to make this drive every day,

475
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Speaker 1: I would have to find a new job or I'd

476
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Speaker 1: find a new house. There is no way I could

477
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Speaker 1: commute that far to and from work every single day.

478
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Speaker 1: It is forever out there and forever back. No, thank you.

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Speaker 2: The place we went to, in particular, is a tad

480
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Speaker 2: farther than where I live. Yes, that's pushing the boundaries.

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Speaker 1: That's not where I live.

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Speaker 2: I agree with you on that front.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I put it in the GPS and

484
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Speaker 1: it said forty one minutes, and I'm like, what the

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Speaker 1: hell forty one minutes? God almighty, So I drive the

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Speaker 1: forty one minutes out there, and then I put it

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Speaker 1: in the GPS on the way home because I want

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Speaker 1: to see it's around four o'clock, three thirty. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh God, there's gonna be traffic. Am I gonna have

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Speaker 1: to go a different direction? And it said way home

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Speaker 1: forty two minutes. I'm like, you have got to be

492
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Speaker 1: kidding me. An hour and a half round trip drive

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Speaker 1: to play golf. But I gotta say it was hella

494
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Speaker 1: worth it. It was hella worth it to play with you,

495
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Speaker 1: to play with Pitts, to play with Pitts's neighbor. That

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Speaker 1: guy was on one. We were gonna call him Sailor.

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Speaker 2: Sailor was dropping F bomb's whole one, whole one, And

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not saying any F bomb. This is

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Speaker 2: an example. He'd be like, mother girl, are you can

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Speaker 2: you know what?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just mean? Right up? The that was

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Speaker 1: that was number two And he hit it right down

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Speaker 1: the middle and we were like, it's right down the middle.

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Speaker 1: He goes, oh, I thought that went right. No no,

505
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Speaker 1: right down the middle, about three hundred yards.

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Speaker 2: But he was also notorious for saying, oh no, no,

507
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Speaker 2: you're gone totally. Your ball is getting gone, dude, getting

508
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Speaker 2: all the way in the ravine. You'd go over there

509
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Speaker 2: to be five feet from the creek.

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Speaker 1: I felt bad for Pitts because he hit one right

511
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Speaker 1: and there's a big ravine over there, and we saw

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Speaker 1: it bounce and we're like, oh, pitch, and he goes, no,

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Speaker 1: it's gone. I'm like, but we saw it bounce. He

514
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Speaker 1: goes a big bounce. It's gone. It's for sure gone.

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Speaker 1: It is in the fairway.

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Speaker 2: To be a little bit dramatic with our buddy here.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the ball's fine.

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Speaker 1: How about some positive energy towards him? Like, ah, man,

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Speaker 1: Like even when you know, here's here's etiquette, golf golf etiquette.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is good.

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Speaker 1: Even when you know the ball is gone, there's a

522
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Speaker 1: no doubter, you still can say, oh man, we might

523
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Speaker 1: be able to find it it. Man, got a good kick.

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Speaker 1: You always want to give that. You don't want to

525
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Speaker 1: just pile on. Yeah, that's so far freaking gone. You suck.

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Speaker 1: It's because they're already upset about a bad shot, so

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Speaker 1: you can just at least even though you're you're not

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Speaker 1: being serious, you know you're not being truthful. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: I think we might be able to find that one

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be right on the edge. Didn't it hit

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Speaker 1: a cow? It did sound like a hit a house,

532
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Speaker 1: but maybe it bounced back into play? Brother? Did brother

533
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Speaker 1: tug one real far?

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Speaker 2: I mean, dude, if the guy didn't have a batting

535
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Speaker 2: cage for a screen, it would have drilled the guy's

536
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Speaker 2: front window. And we all go, brother, you're actually not

537
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Speaker 2: too bad over there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, the thing is it was number five,

539
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: big dog leg left and he whipped his first one

540
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Speaker 1: left so far hit the fence of a house, metal fence,

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Speaker 1: ding ding, And we were like, all right, he's I'm

542
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Speaker 1: gonna hit another one. I was like, yeah, I think

543
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: you might want to hit another one.

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Speaker 2: Brother's like, do they have wind shimes? I said no, brother,

545
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Speaker 2: that was your ball hitting a bunch of metal object.

546
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Speaker 1: And then then the second one he went so far

547
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Speaker 1: right he hit the houses on the right side and

548
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Speaker 1: it was like a dodge ram. And I was like, well, brother,

549
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Speaker 1: now if you could just do a third one and

550
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Speaker 1: split the difference.

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Speaker 2: And also you were kind of wondering, Man, why are

552
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Speaker 2: those houses on the right are pretty dramatic having huge

553
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: batting cages? Yeah, oh not really actually, because brother came

554
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 2: pretty damn close.

555
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Speaker 1: Then it made me think, why the hell would you

556
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Speaker 1: want to live right there where you have to have

557
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Speaker 1: a big old cage protecting your house. You can't even

558
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Speaker 1: sit in the backyard and just enjoy a nice day.

559
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Speaker 2: I don't think those people are one hundred percent happy

560
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: with their decisions to live on a golf course.

561
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Speaker 1: I understand I'm living on a golf course if you're

562
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Speaker 1: where there's if you're at the ah, No, not the

563
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: green because they can fly the green.

564
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Speaker 2: Dude, you really want mom and dad out in your

565
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 2: backyard visiting, and there's the chance she could get hit

566
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Speaker 2: in the head with a golf ball.

567
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Speaker 1: That's how she goes out. That's probably not good. That's

568
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: probably not good. But the round was hilarious. Playing with

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Speaker 1: Ray is just great. We've played four holes and Ray's

570
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 1: light is this number nine? I might know it's a

571
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Speaker 1: number four. He goes, no way, there is no way.

572
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: We've only played four holes. You and then you, Oh

573
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: my god, I haven't drinking anything in an hour. I

574
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: am about to I am drinking my own spit right now.

575
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: We pull up to number eight. He goes, man, are

576
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: we making the turn anytime soon? He goes, this is

577
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Speaker 1: why I only play nine It's taken almost two hours

578
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: to play nine holes. Well, and it didn't help.

579
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Speaker 2: Brother goes, I said, hey, where's the golf cart? And

580
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 2: apparently he gave two sets of keys to himself, and

581
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 2: then you and me couldn't find a golf cart. So

582
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 2: I go inside and brother goes, oh, you don't have

583
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: to check in, which I didn't know that only one

584
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 2: person from a group checks in if everybody else already paid,

585
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 2: which we did. We paid pits, so that's pretty cool.

586
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 2: That's actually a pro tip. But I couldn't find the

587
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 2: golf cart. Well, what do you know? There was one

588
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 2: golf cart that we were waiting on from another group

589
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 2: finishing on a course. I thought, golf carts. There's twenty

590
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 2: of them parked for everybody to take.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sailor was the first one there, and I didn't

592
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 1: know that. And I went in. I walk up and

593
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Speaker 1: there's a golf cart. So I put my bag on it,

594
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: put my water in there, put you know, ready to

595
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Speaker 1: go go in, check in he's like, oh, he's already

596
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: checked in. I'm like, all right, cool, and he goes,

597
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: I gave him both keys. I'm like, wow, I don't

598
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: know who sailor is. Ah, thanks klubby. So I have

599
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: to go back outside. I have to take my clubs

600
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Speaker 1: off the damn cart. Oh that's what you were telling me.

601
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: You got him loaded on it. I had him loaded, Mandy.

602
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: I had already thrown my keys in there, my phone

603
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: in there, you know what I mean, Like you'd unpacked

604
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: your pockets everything, You'd already lined up your te's and

605
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: the little teaholders. I'd put my balls in the little

606
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: ball rack. I had done everything. I put my snacks

607
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: in the appropriate position. Mistakes, and I mean, I'm ready

608
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: to go. My my jacket is in there, just in

609
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: case it's a little cold, because the wind was whipping

610
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: the wind breakers in there. I mean, I got the

611
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: wind breakers zipped up on there, the little protection around

612
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: the golf cart. And I'm like, let me just go

613
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: inside and get my key. And he's like, I gave it.

614
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, Pitts ain't here, and he goes, no,

615
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: just and I was like, I don't know the other

616
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: guy so I gotta go outside. I had to pack

617
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: up my balls. I had to pack up my te's,

618
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: gotta put my snacks back in my golf bag, gotta

619
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Speaker 1: put my jacket on, Gotta pick up my water bottle.

620
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: And I got a bucket a ball for the driving drain,

621
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: so I gotta pick that up. And then I got

622
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Speaker 1: to carry my golf clubs around outside the clubhouse and

623
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Speaker 1: go to the driving range.

624
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: It was annoy yeah, but I'm glad you guys got

625
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 2: a nice driving session in.

626
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: Why the problem is I didn't even use my driver

627
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: because he Sailor was a little bit like Ray. It

628
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: is four minutes still team time, and he is freaking out. Dude,

629
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Speaker 1: I didn't know.

630
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: I didn't know this dude was kind of a I'm

631
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 2: just gonna call it out. I think he was kind

632
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: of a psychopath. I didn't know he was like that.

633
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: And the pits is in the clubhouse and I just

634
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: got my keys. It took me ten minutes playing a

635
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: song and dance. I was grabbing a monkey's asshole, reaching

636
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,479
Speaker 2: my hand in through the glove compartment. I don't even

637
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 2: know how I got the keys, but miraculously I got

638
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 2: a golf cart and then this dude sailor comes around

639
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 2: the corner and he goes, I'm.

640
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: Just gonna start golfing. Tell Pitts number one. He's like,

641
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Speaker 1: I'm not losing the box, dude, I'm not looking. I

642
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: thought he was effing with us. He goes, I mean,

643
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: what is he doing? Because Pitts had to go in

644
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: and buy a golf club, and he was like, what's

645
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: he doing in there? Bide, what's he doing in there? Hey? Brother,

646
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: this is a really nice, pretty day. Brother. He's slows

647
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: the mosses always and he gets out of the golf

648
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: guard and I'm like, oh, he's gonna go inside and

649
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: get him. No, he was running the whole one.

650
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 3: Now.

651
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: He walks up to the window and looks in the

652
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: window and knocks on the window and then points like,

653
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to whole number one, Like why wouldn't you

654
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: just walk in and say something like, hey man, let's go.

655
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: But dude, he could hit the ball a mile. Dude.

656
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: He was a stage five terrorist. I hope he doesn't

657
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 2: listen to this. He terrified me. I mean he was bombs.

658
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 2: He runs up to the first duo and Whole one

659
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 2: and goes, you guys just go you guys.

660
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: Win's your t tis what Time's your time?

661
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: And they're like seven minutes away. He's like, just go,

662
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 2: just go. I'm like, dude, this isn't that you see.

663
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: I told you we're gonna lose the box. I told

664
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: you that people were gonna come and get in front

665
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: of us. And I was like, oh, well, there are

666
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: twosomewhere and foursome. They should just go anyway because we're

667
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: gonna slow them down. And he's like, no more people.

668
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: We just gotta get going, we gotta go.

669
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 2: Whoa kind of like him now talking about him.

670
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: He was kind of fun. Yeah, but Ray struggled.

671
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 2: Well, I said, I didn't, but I wasn't drinking, so

672
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 2: I made the mistake. I didn't get any drinks. I know,

673
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 2: I know, drinking your own spin dude on the fifth hole.

674
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: I was already drinking my own spit. I had no

675
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 2: power aid, I had no pop, I had no water.

676
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: I said, well, damn self, I get I'm not drinking drinking,

677
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 2: but I still could have gotten a pop from the clubhouse.

678
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: I offered you some of my water.

679
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 2: Well, dude, I was dying at Thurstday. I'm like, this

680
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: is bad, this is real. Bad, and now we have eight.

681
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 2: I never play eighteen never.

682
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: And Ray said, Pitts goes, well, next time, you know,

683
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: we play this course, we can jump over there. There's

684
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: a lot of balls, and Ray goes, that's gonna be

685
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: hard because I'm never coming back. Brother. They cow tip

686
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: over there. Brother, you can get some balls over there.

687
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: I have to give Ray credit though. He never gets

688
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: mad at golf. That's one thing about playing with Ray.

689
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: No anger, no upset, no oh I'm slamming clubs, no nothing,

690
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: just hey, hit a bat shot. Oh well, I'll drop.

691
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: And I appreciate when you're golfing, if you're gonna look

692
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: for the ball, you got about a minute if you're

693
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: in the like on the fringe of the woods or

694
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: whatever it's, and then you just take a drop. People

695
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: that spend five to ten minutes looking for a ball

696
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: drives me nuts.

697
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm willing to part with a two dollar ball.

698
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: Some of those sore loser take me to a rub

699
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 2: of balls I believe are ten dollars a pop. Those

700
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 2: were a little harder to let go of. But yeah,

701
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 2: usually I'm just like, let's move on, especially if we're

702
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 2: not playing for money. If we're not playing hardcore competition.

703
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 2: We were hardcore competition. But all those reasons. Dude, I'm

704
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 2: not gonna fret looking for a ball, but it's a

705
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: romantic for me too, Dude. It's all about that club,

706
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 2: not hitting the ball. I wanted to put a pillow

707
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: underneath the ball into wherever I want to hit it.

708
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: If you don't treat golf like a romantic game, you

709
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 2: shouldn't be out there playing it because it is. It's

710
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 2: not a muscle, it's not football. It's not baseball. Guys,

711
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: every baseball player, including me, aren't gonna be good at golf.

712
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, because it is romantic. It

713
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: is a romantic swing. You just gotta put that in

714
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: your head, and that's how you start getting good at golf.

715
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: You gotta caress that club. You gotta have soft hands.

716
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: It's like fondling breasts. You don't want to just raw,

717
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: just like freaking rip them off. You gotta be gentle

718
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: with them. Start bleeding and you just kind of take

719
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: that club, and the harder you swing, the worse it's

720
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: gonna be. Just suckle at them. You just gotta be

721
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: a nice, easy swing. Boom, the anger, the testosterone, the

722
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: rob boom super swing. It doesn't work.

723
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 2: And if the best advice I got random dude in Gatlinburg.

724
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 2: He said, you swing as if the ball isn't there

725
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: and your club just happens to make contact with the ball.

726
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: Huh interesting, that's deep. But yeah, So we got done

727
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: with the round of golf and I was like, damn,

728
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: I live forty three minutes home and I drove home.

729
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: Tell him the score. No you, I mean you can

730
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: check it out on the YouTube page sore Lose. I

731
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: don't know what our YouTube name is. Tough to call out,

732
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? I don't even know.

733
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 2: It's like at sore Losers show a slat Okay, but

734
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 2: yeah we did a U you can find on our instagrams.

735
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 2: But Lunch had twenty over six over.

736
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ray was forty six over, which wasn't bad, but

737
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: there was progress. There was probably Ray's drive. He started

738
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: getting the driver out, he started figuring out towards the end,

739
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: and I will say Ray was plus forty six. It

740
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: could have been much worse. If you didn't do yourself

741
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: Max triple bogie, we might have been looking at a

742
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: something worse.

743
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 2: But that's why you got to get in and get right,

744
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 2: that's why you do max three. It's beautiful because you

745
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: hit a couple bad shots plus three, you don't really

746
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 2: necessarily have to finish.

747
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: The hole, is what I love about it.

748
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're gonna, if you drop, if you do

749
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 2: a bad drive, you're already on three, and then you

750
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 2: do a bad shot, you're on five. There you go,

751
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 2: there's your plus three. So it's easy to figure out

752
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 2: in your head.

753
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that was a great day in the Links.

754
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: It was good to go out with Ray on the Links,

755
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: Pits and sailor. Great time. Not so great time happened

756
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: to me on the soccer field, And I'm gonna tell you, Ray,

757
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: I want to know if if I am wrong, Maybe

758
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: I just don't understand, maybe I misinterpreted something, but I

759
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: want your opinion right after this. So we had an

760
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: intense game of soccer in Bope. No, not in Bape.

761
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: MESSI wasn't there. Nobody was there. Uh, Polistic wasn't there.

762
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 1: It was just co ed Rex soccer. Who's the quick

763
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: kid for us? Uh honey, Muktar Muktar. Yeah, it was.

764
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 1: It was a good game. We were playing the first

765
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: place team. They hadn't lost all season. They're undefeated. They've

766
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: been smoking fools, cooking them, cooking them, and we're in

767
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: intense game, in an intense game. They take the lead

768
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: to nothing, we come back to one, they take the

769
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,399
Speaker 1: lead three to one. Then they're at three to two.

770
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: Then there are four to two, and we get it

771
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 1: to four to three, and there's like five six minutes left. Right,

772
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: it's getting pretty intense. Eighty fourth minute. I'm more like

773
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: forty fourth minute because we only play fifty minutes. Oh yeah, yeah,

774
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: but ay out whatever, And it's getting pretty heated. Girls

775
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: are getting a little chippy tooth. And we tied up

776
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: for four, so now it's all hands on deck. We're

777
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: trying to get that win. We're trying to pull the upset.

778
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 2: What'd you say, overtimer? We're still in regulation.

779
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: Still in regulation, there is no overtime. You just tie

780
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 1: and you go home, shake hands, get a tie. The

781
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: regular this league just got worse. No, I didn't get worse,

782
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: he got aft. We tied. It was a great game.

783
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: And so this girl has the ball and I come

784
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: up and she tries to kick, and I block it

785
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: and it goes out of bounds and it kind of

786
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 1: rolls away and I run over to get it, and

787
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,720
Speaker 1: she goes, uh, that's our ball, babe.

788
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: Oh she got you with the babe, And I said, uh, no,

789
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 2: it's not. I said, it's called I was just getting

790
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 2: it for you. I was trying to be like, be nice.

791
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 2: I don't know why you're gonna why you have to

792
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 2: be condescending. I mean, geez, heaven forbid. I get the

793
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: ball and some girl on her team goes, no, no, she

794
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 2: said thank you. I said no, no, no, she said, babe,

795
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 2: she was being I said, she was being condescending. You

796
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 2: don't say babe.

797
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean thank you, right, it doesn't mean thank

798
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: you at all. So I'm pissed, right, I am, like,

799
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: because then they tried to play you dombin. You didn't

800
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: hear right that. I didn't hear no. No, she said

801
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: thank you, she said thank you. No, I said no,

802
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: she said, babe, like I'm some little child that she's

803
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: talking to on the soccer field, like, oh, babe, like

804
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: you didn't know. No, I'm trying to get the ball

805
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,479
Speaker 1: because I want as much time on the clock because

806
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: I want to win the freaking game. I don't want

807
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: you to walk over to pick up the ball. I'm

808
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: running over. I know it's your ball, but the twenty

809
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: seconds I save from you walking and taking your time

810
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: is time. I have a chance to score a goal

811
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: and win the freaking game. I get it now, That's

812
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I'm not trying to do it. I'm

813
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: just getting it, like, all right, hurry, here we go,

814
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: let's play. Let's play. Because they were feeling the heat,

815
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: they were feeling the pressure, undefeated season on the line.

816
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: Oh it's our ball, babe, and I'm just like, who

817
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: the And so it gets I mean, the last four

818
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: minutes are heated. And then this dude, I hate this

819
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: dude freaking cleaves me right here. I got a cleave

820
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: mark all down my leg. I'm my mother. And he

821
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: goes all ball and I show him the mark. I said,

822
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: what part of the ball is that these games are

823
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: getting ugly?

824
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: I might need to come to one, dude. It was intense.

825
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 2: If there're anything like this, I'm coming. It was so good.

826
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: And so we end up tying for four, right, I know,

827
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: we hit the post twenty seconds ago, Robin rip bean

828
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: off the post. No could have had it, could have

829
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: had it, and so we're shaking hands. Good game, good

830
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: game in the like, oh, I'm sorry if you took that.

831
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: You know, me calling you babe offensively? She goes here

832
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: in the South, that means thank you. It's southern nice.

833
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: I said, interesting, what is she a lawyer? Very good angle?

834
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: She I said, no, it doesn't. I said, if I

835
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: would have said, oh, it's your ball, babe, you would

836
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: have been like, oh, okay, cool. No that you would

837
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: have been like, why you call me babe? Don't be condescending?

838
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: I said, I'm not. I was. I lived in Texas

839
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: and here guess what. No one has ever said babe

840
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: as thank you.

841
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 2: You're getting in a fight with a chick. The old

842
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: you would have been fogging on mirrors. Now you're no babe.

843
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 1: Does babe? Ray, has your wife ever said babe as

844
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: thank you? Babe?

845
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: Is ninety nine percent of the time the way in

846
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 2: those type of scenarios, it's Condescending's condescend.

847
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: That is what you're being. You are being a bit.

848
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 2: There is way a way of her to have said it,

849
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: and that would have been thank thanks, babe.

850
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: But it's so hard, but you get bad they say

851
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: it sweet thanks would have been okay, But she didn't

852
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: even say things. She goes, it's our ball, babe, Like, hey,

853
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: dumb ass, it's our ball. What the do you think

854
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: you're doing? It's not your ball?

855
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 2: That sentence then ninety nine point nine. It is only

856
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 2: condescending unless she said it perfect, it's it's our ball, actually, babe.

857
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: I mean, it's so hard to say it not condescending,

858
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 2: so she meant it condescending.

859
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: She meant it condescending, and then I called her out

860
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: on it, and then her teammate. Then this, that's what

861
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: even pissed me on. More. Is the other girl going?

862
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: She said, thank you? No, she don't don't add like

863
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm stupid and your two chicks now, you don't add

864
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: like I didn't hear what she said. I know she said, babe, right,

865
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: but in their world they can bulldoze over people. Probably

866
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: you're not. They're not as quick as you, right, and

867
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: this old man is not gonna take it. You're talking

868
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: about yourself, Yes, the oldest person out there, Like, who

869
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 1: the fuck do you think you are? I mean, babe,

870
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: get them out of here. Was don't tread on me, babe. No,

871
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: it's not even that. I just couldn't believe that they

872
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: said it's our ball, babe. But I just wanted to

873
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: make sure I wasn't crazy in saying that she was

874
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: being a condescending bitch.

875
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, now, dude, in the lady they check

876
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 2: out when she goes you need paper or plastic, Babe,

877
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, what the who the.

878
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: Fuck are you talking like that too? Okay?

879
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 2: No, coach, Now you got me double thinking it she

880
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 2: being condescending to me?

881
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,720
Speaker 1: Do you need help carrying that out? Babe? No?

882
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: No, no do I Are you gonna talk more condescending

883
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 2: to me?

884
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: No? Different, And don't worry. They won't ask you if

885
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: they need help out, if you need help out.

886
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 2: And it's not a competitive soccer yet exactly. And you

887
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: know what, because there ain't no one there to help

888
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 2: you out. You're bagging your own damn groceries. You're checking

889
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 2: your own damn groceries. Because on my way home from

890
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 2: the soccer game ray after I got called babe, that's

891
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 2: our ball, babe.

892
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: A homeless guy called me, shawdy, No, I have to

893
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: stop by the grocery store. The kids need something for breakfast.

894
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: Another grocery store story. Because we've been in Chattanooga all

895
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: last weekend.

896
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 2: Can we do oh one two three grocery store story. Yeah,

897
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 2: one to to say though, just warning you. No, it's

898
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 2: not one two three grocery store story. So I stop

899
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 2: at the grocery store and it is nine oh five pm. Ray,

900
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 2: they close segment. We're doing a segment.

901
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: They close at ten. This wasn't even on the damn menu,

902
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: and you're making me go there. It's a segment. And

903
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 1: I stop at the grocery store and I walk in

904
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: and I gotta get some stuff for breakfast. So I

905
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: gotta get milk, yogurt, berries, bananas, a couple other things.

906
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: So I go to get a carta I go to

907
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: get a cart. Okay, let me try to again. Okay,

908
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: let me go to this rack. Nope, I already know

909
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: they're all locked up for the night. Ding ding ding d.

910
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: Why are they locked before the store closes? Hello, you

911
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 1: are still open. I need to do some grocery shop

912
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: and I can't use a damn bast is trying to

913
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: get out early. I can't use a cart, so you

914
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: put the little whatever lock system that you have, so

915
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: I can't even get a cart. I am so pissed,

916
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: so pissed you.

917
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 2: Can't carry that crap. So dump one of them.

918
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: So then I gotta get one of those little baskets,

919
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: just a little hand baskets. And finally what I started

920
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: doing is I just stacked it. I put it in

921
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: the middle of the store, and I'd walk to get

922
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: my item. Dude, you were on one. You were absolutely

923
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 1: on one, yes, because I just gotta clean a clean

924
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: down the front of my freaking leg. I got, uh,

925
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: that's our ball, babe, And now I can't even use

926
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: a damn cart.

927
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,720
Speaker 2: And you're doing like supermarket sweep though, but with yogurt

928
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 2: and milk.

929
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm walking over here, walking over there. Oh,

930
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: gotta get spinach, gotta get bananas, gotta get raspberries. So

931
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: I'm moving place to place getting it. And so I'm

932
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: just setting it, walking setting it. People are walking like,

933
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 1: what the hell's this basket in the middle of freaking.

934
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 2: Spirit still a little file of groceries.

935
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 1: Those little pile of groceries right by the frozen food section,

936
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: right by the frozen pizzas. I got my shit just stacked.

937
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 2: If I'm in that grocery store, I'm and be like, hey, buddy,

938
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 2: let's get your shit out of my way.

939
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I was worried. I shouldn't have been worried, because,

940
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 1: let me be honest, there ain't no damn workers there

941
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: that I was gonna come back and some worker was

942
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh, some idiot left their grocery and

943
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 1: started putting them back. But luckily that didn't damn happen

944
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: because no one there does their damn job. So I

945
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: go to check out.

946
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 2: Ray.

947
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: There are eight cash registers. How many of them are

948
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: open for you to check out? Ray?

949
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 2: Four of them are a I, So I don't know.

950
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,280
Speaker 2: I'm guessing three. I'd at least close to half zero.

951
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 1: Ray, there's only three self checkouts available. Come on down, Okay, cool.

952
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: I'll go to self checkout. And at one point I'm

953
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: like it says, oh, do you need to call attendant. Well,

954
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: don't worry, Ray, I need it ten minutes ago. No,

955
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 1: the attendant has the easiest job in the history of jobs. Yeah,

956
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: he's finger banging. Or is she sitting there standing up

957
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: making sure everybody's getting checked out? Okay, making sure you're

958
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: scanning all your items. No, Ray, she has pulled up

959
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: a chair against the wall, has her has her feet

960
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 1: up in the chair next to her, and she is

961
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: just face timing the entire time. Are you comfy?

962
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 2: I was kidding, I need help with my comfy diapers.

963
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: I mean, she didn't look up and ask anybody if

964
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: they need help have a good day, Oh do you

965
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: need an attendant? Do you need me to type in

966
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: that produce code? So no, nothing, she didn't even know.

967
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: Damn people were checking out groceries.

968
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 2: The audacity of the gen z ears.

969
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: I mean she was just sitting there like this on

970
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: face time, like, oh girl, you'll never believe what he did.

971
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like hello, talk about the easiest damn

972
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: job in the world. I just did everything for you.

973
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: Good morning, Miennials fining.

974
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 1: Oh. Then I go out to the parking lot and

975
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm getting in the car and the guy.

976
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: Come homeless guys, gotta shive up my ass.

977
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: The guy collecting cars looks at me and goes, hey, man,

978
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 1: you know your gas CAP's open. I'm like, are you

979
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: freaking getting it? Was like I was gonna close it,

980
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: but I didn't want you to think I was messing

981
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: with your car. I'm like, well, get messed with the

982
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: cards and put him on lockdown. So you're gonna mess

983
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,879
Speaker 1: with my damn car, babe.

984
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 2: Oh my tanks down.

985
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 1: Huh.

986
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 2: The guy goes, hey, man, freeze, oh water, are you

987
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 2: gonna shoot me?

988
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 3: No?

989
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 2: He's asking you are you freezing out here?

990
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 3: And I'm walking out He goes, actually that's my cart, babe.

991
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, man, I don't get your reference. I'm just

992
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 3: a millennial. What is this, babe reference.

993
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. We're gonna come back and

994
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: talk baseball.

995
00:47:59,200 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 2: That was.

996
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: Groceries one dude one dwode three, grocery sort stories.

997
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 2: We'll be right back, dude, Ray, this one's been shot

998
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 2: out of a cannon.

999
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: Maybe our best. My question for you is do you

1000
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: do you feel bad for athletes? Sometimes? Now never, No.

1001
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 2: Just because of the pedestal the society has put them on,

1002
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: which is fine. I eventually it's gonna be like streamers

1003
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 2: or the big things, and the athletes aren't even the biggest.

1004
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 2: But for from our childhood till right now, athletes have

1005
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 2: been the biggest thing. Now Kim Kardashian and she's snuck

1006
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 2: onto the scene a little bit.

1007
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:52,240
Speaker 1: I mean, Adrian Peterson, dude is selling all this stuff. Really,

1008
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: it's that bad.

1009
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 2: I mean, dude was playing on Sundays and I was

1010
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 2: rooting for him to get under eighty nine yards of

1011
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 2: ten years ago.

1012
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: You can be on everything he owns. You can buy

1013
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: a chair, you can buy a posters, you can buy

1014
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: his trophies. Dude made one hundred and twenty seven million

1015
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 1: dollars something like that, and he is selling. He's having

1016
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: in a state sale because he needs money.

1017
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: One of my fondest Adrian Peterson stories is from twenty fourteen.

1018
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm great with years and places.

1019
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 2: In my life that I was God, that's so said

1020
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,479
Speaker 2: me and Bazer just started dating. We're at Broadway brew House.

1021
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 2: It was on a Sunday. It was when I would

1022
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 2: used to drink like three beers on a Sunday. Now

1023
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 2: I can't even drink on a Thursday because I'm sick.

1024
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: Hey, you can buy his Rookie of the Year trophy

1025
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 1: right there. Man. That is actually terribly sad.

1026
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 2: But it was a Sunday and I was rooting for

1027
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: Adrian Peterson under eighty nine yards. We had all the

1028
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 2: TV's going, the sound is going. I'm just getting to

1029
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 2: know Basier and he wasn't even close to it. He

1030
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 2: was in the sixties seventies. It was easy one hundred

1031
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 2: dollars that I wont and I said, gambling's great. My

1032
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 2: life's great. I'm drinking on a Sunday. Life is great.

1033
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 2: And it was all because of Adrian Peterson being under

1034
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,959
Speaker 2: eighty nine yards that game.

1035
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: I just do not know. I mean, I think he

1036
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: has a lot of kids, well we know. I mean,

1037
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: it wasn't that the story where he hit one of

1038
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: them with a switch. Yeah, but he was just playing,

1039
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: like two years ago he made one hundred and twenty

1040
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: seven million dollars. Dude, that doesn't even add up.

1041
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 2: Maybe that stuff doesn't mean anything to him, or it

1042
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 2: really is. He's trying to get into cash grab.

1043
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 1: But my question is, like how long does this last.

1044
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: He's gonna have to get a job at Walmart being

1045
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: a greeter.

1046
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 2: And that has all signs of he might have got

1047
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 2: a little deep into the gambling. How else do you

1048
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 2: go through that much money?

1049
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: Child support, buying houses, buying cars. I don't know. He's

1050
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: selling all these pairs of shoes. If you want anything

1051
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: Adrian Peterson, go ahead. And they said if you go

1052
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: buy the estate sale, to bring your own dolly, Like,

1053
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: if you're going to his house to buy something, will

1054
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 1: it be locked up? Funny? Where's his estate ad Houston.

1055
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: If you live in Houston, I need some Aaron Merrick,

1056
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: I know you listen to this pod. I need you

1057
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: to go buy something from Adrian Peterson's house. Man, is

1058
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: there anything in our range of affordability? Uh? Yeah, I

1059
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: mean there's footballs for ten dollars. I mean you got

1060
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: a bid on it.

1061
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 2: But yeah, it would be nice. At some point I

1062
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 2: realized we never build for the future. If we did

1063
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 2: have semi our own studio and we could start getting memorabilia,

1064
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 2: that would be kind of a throw a couple hundred

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00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 2: and do an ap thing and put it up on

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Speaker 2: the wall.

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Speaker 1: But this is claim bucks as well, so yeah, we

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00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: would need But we need something with Adrian Peterson like

1069
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: he's just selling like sports codes. I mean, we need

1070
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: something that says this is Adrian Peterson's like his Rookie

1071
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: of the Year trophy right now, it's only five hundred bucks.

1072
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: That's got to be in the thousands. It'll it'll go up,

1073
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: it'll go up. But I would I mean I would

1074
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: bid five hundred dollars on it just to have it.

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00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 2: I mean, Rookie of the Year is at NFL or

1076
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 2: college NFL, like that's what I'm saying he's selling everything.

1077
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 2: But that also shows you it's such. It's materialistic. Bro,

1078
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 2: You realize none of that stuff matters, none of it,

1079
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 2: none of it. You know our our award that we won,

1080
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 2: or we ever won one.

1081
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we won an award.

1082
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 2: Actually the Bobby Bone Show ones. Wait, we got them

1083
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 2: kind in the house, and I was telling Baser, I'm

1084
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 2: fine if we don't have room decor wise, get rid

1085
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 2: of them, put them in a closet. An awards and actually.

1086
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: One of one of the CMA ones looks pretty dope.

1087
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: Adrian Peterson Hall of Fame cleats for sale one hundred

1088
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: and ten bucks. I just can't. I can't believe you

1089
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: lose one hundred and twenty seven million dollars.

1090
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 2: I mean, that's gonna be us in a couple of

1091
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:33,399
Speaker 2: years due to state sale. It's the microphones, Arnold's mask.

1092
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: Our YouTube channel, Hi, our kick, our kick coverage.

1093
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 2: The password to our kick account.

1094
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: Hey, this pad of paper where I right now? What

1095
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: time to put a commercial on?

1096
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 2: Oh shit, The Life for the Living. That book O

1097
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 2: Life was for the Living? My grace ki as your

1098
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 2: Kansas players that you gave me the five wrote down

1099
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 2: on a Patty paper.

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00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: Oh Man. And then I mean, I got the I

1101
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 1: got the text with my cousin yesterday because fantasy baseball

1102
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: is about to start. He said, hey, any because I

1103
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: already have one team on my own, and then me

1104
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 1: and him co manage a team in the Yahoo League.

1105
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: And he goes, any chance, Yeah, any chance you want

1106
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: to manage a team in the Yahoo League by yourself?

1107
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: I said, come again, you don't want me to be

1108
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: a co manager and he said, no, Boone is out,

1109
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: and so we need someone to take over his team.

1110
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: And I want to know if you're interested. And I said, no,

1111
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,959
Speaker 1: I'm not rolling two fantasy baseball teams solo. He goes,

1112
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,919
Speaker 1: I didn't think so. Then he said, also, it's time

1113
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: to start thinking about who are keepers are going to be.

1114
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: And here are four players that we have, Bryce Harper,

1115
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 1: Corey Seeger, Luis Robert and Mike Trout. So our first

1116
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: two we're keeping Bryce Harper and Corey Seger.

1117
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 2: What's with Seeger? What's with Harper taking first baseballs?

1118
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: He's gonna be a first basement now forever. But I

1119
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: don't I need fantasy baseball experts. I need someone. Do

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00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: we keep Robert? Or do we keep Trout Robert White Sox. Yeah,

1121
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 1: badass dude. Trout's just such a name. Is he really

1122
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: getting hits and stuff anymore? Here's the problem. He's been

1123
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: so hurt the last few years that he's he's really hampered.

1124
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 2: Us, and he's been protected by a Tani and a

1125
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 2: Tany I believe is in a different team in LA.

1126
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on the Dodges. Yeah, and so I am like, man.

1127
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,919
Speaker 1: I texted him and I said, I hate to tell you.

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00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: I never thought i'd say this, but I'm leaning towards

1129
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: kicking Trout to the curb. Just the injuries the last

1130
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 1: couple of seasons have rubbed me the wrong way. Will

1131
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: Trout ever be Trout again? Well? A fish swim upstream

1132
00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: And there was no reply for twelve minutes. So then

1133
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: I texted him. I said, but when I put that

1134
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: in writing, deep down, I feel like we should ride

1135
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 1: or die with Trout. I can live with Trout sucking.

1136
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 2: Wait what You're going to say?

1137
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: Something else? Now that's what I'm saying. Oh, I said,

1138
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Your coaching is about

1139
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: as confusing as Mike Tomlin and wrapped up with Rabel.

1140
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: So my question is do we keep Trout or Robert

1141
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 1: Robert or Robert? It's really I think I don't know

1142
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: how he but yeah, I am. Uh that's our fantasy

1143
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 1: baseball conundrum. Dude.

1144
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 2: The only time fantasy baseball was good was when I

1145
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 2: was in high school and there was a website the

1146
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 2: Sporting News put on called Small World. It was the

1147
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 2: most badass thing because fantasy just started. I was obsessed

1148
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 2: with it, checked it every day. It's gone to Yahoo, ESPN,

1149
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 2: other sites, WU Box just gone downhill. But that's what

1150
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 2: I was obsessed with it. Small World, dude, my favorite morning.

1151
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,840
Speaker 2: I'd wake up every morning freshman sophomore, junior year of

1152
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 2: high school and type in Smallworld dot com keid best.

1153
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 2: I don't even know if the site exists anymore. It

1154
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 2: was awesome.

1155
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: It probably doesn't. A lot of sites move on, and

1156
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: that's and so I need people to give their opinion.

1157
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: I need to know because when I'm sitting there on

1158
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: opening Day and I have my fantasy baseball roster and

1159
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 1: I know who I'm cheering for, I'm cheering for the Cubs,

1160
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: and then I need to know im my cheering for

1161
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 1: Trout or Robert Robert and I'm gonna be sitting there

1162
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: drinking out of my dugout mug, and I'm gonna be

1163
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: sitting there going man, that's a sore luger loser's logo

1164
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: right there on the mug. And then I'm gonna be like, man,

1165
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: if we end up like Adrian Peterson in ten years,

1166
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 1: someone at our estate sale is gonna get a discounted

1167
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: dugout mug right here out of our house, dude.

1168
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 2: And I'm not having the first patio beer until it's

1169
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 2: me and my father in law.

1170
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm saving that drink and we're gonna do it out

1171
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: of our dugout mugs? Will you drink out of the

1172
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: same one? So I need to borrow yours? Father in

1173
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: law needs to use that one.

1174
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,919
Speaker 2: I'm gonna use mine, okay, So well, why you could

1175
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: order him one?

1176
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: Oh? What was the code? Loser twenty oh loser twenty

1177
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: ug out muggs dot com opening day? Dude, I'm talking

1178
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 1: drinking out of a real baseball bat. Or Hey, you

1179
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: don't want to do drinks, you want to do shots.

1180
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,879
Speaker 1: They got shot glasses, dude.

1181
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 2: I could have used the dugout mug on the golf course.

1182
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 2: I was thirsty for five holes. Dude, could you could

1183
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 2: have dip that sucker down in the stream. Oh my god,

1184
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm gonna survive. What a great advertisement.

1185
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: What was I thinking? That's how you drink on the course? Wow? Man,

1186
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: that would have been it, but you were you were

1187
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: just you wouldn't even drink out of my water bottle.

1188
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 2: And I was, Actually, there's the angry is when you're

1189
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 2: hungry and angry. There's de hatred when you're dehydrated and

1190
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 2: you have hatred in your heart. Dude, I had to

1191
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 2: hatred for five holes.

1192
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. So any Major League Baseball team fan, if you

1193
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: want to get him a gift for Opening Day, dugout

1194
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: mugs is the perfect gift. And uh, in five years,

1195
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: if you wait five years, you can probably get ours

1196
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: at our estate sale. Code Loser twenty yeah, Code Loser

1197
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: twenty uh yeah. And Batter's Box. I want to give

1198
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: you an update on Batter's Box. What if everybody that's

1199
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: a bat.

1200
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 2: I have not talked to him since the Super Bowl,

1201
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: sad man, and keep the updates. You were at first intriguing.

1202
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 2: They were funny a little. Now it's actually showing some

1203
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 2: sort of separation. I haven't talked to my brother in

1204
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 2: three years.

1205
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: Now.

1206
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 2: It's just getting depressing, dude.

1207
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, and I think he's depressed. I think he's depressed.

1208
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm making light of it. Oh man, Sorry

1209
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: about your family. Let's see what if everybody that's a

1210
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: bat where we go home. Let's see if he'll answer.

1211
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: He's not gonna answer, dude.

1212
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 4: Hey kid, I'm staying the night until the Niners win.

1213
00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 4: Not gonna happen, Hey, kid, code Willie Mays, Hey kid,

1214
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 4: Tam Lindsey come is gonna win the MVP?

1215
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 2: Mark my words? No answer, yep, sad. All right, everybody

1216
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 2: have a good weekend. Uh have a good drive. I

1217
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 2: know now why you guys listen.

1218
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: All right? Dam we that was wild. That menu was good, well,

1219
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 1: and you forgot the dessert.

1220
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 2: What I said, every episode we should conclude with at

1221
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 2: least one story from Vegas.

1222
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: Oh man.

1223
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 2: I was, dude, I was so into podcasts. I was

1224
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 2: listening to old podcasts of ours, and we did a

1225
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 2: Vegas story phenomenal. I just think that needs to be

1226
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 2: integrated in some way, or at least once a week.

1227
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: I don't think we have three hundred and sixty five

1228
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: Vegas stories, good point. Yeah, maybe we need to go back.

1229
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: All right, let's book a trip. Hey, would your wife go? Uh?

1230
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 2: She would, she would, But we're moving still. She will always, Dude,

1231
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 2: she's more down than me.

1232
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: Oh, my wife is ready.