Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 2: What's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 1: So Johnny wants to play a phone tap on his wife, Jocelyn.
Speaker 1: Joshlyn is a huge lover of nature, and they've got
Speaker 1: this maple tree in their yard that.
Speaker 2: Leans over the property line just a little bit.
Speaker 1: So their neighbor, their former neighbor, had some issues with this,
Speaker 1: and they've always been threatening to cut it down.
Speaker 2: Well, a new family just moved in next door, and
Speaker 2: Johnny and Jocelyn thought that they weren't going to have
Speaker 2: that issue anymore.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna pretend to be one of the new
Speaker 1: neighbors in the new house.
Speaker 2: All right, little man about the tree? All right, let's
Speaker 2: listen to Hi.
Speaker 1: Is this Jocelyn. My name is Tyler. My parents are
Speaker 1: and Marie and Patrick.
Speaker 2: We just moved in.
Speaker 3: Oh I haven't met you yet. Yeah they're so sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah they're Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're good people.
Speaker 1: But the reason why I'm calling is because my parents
Speaker 1: told me they spoke to you regarding the issue on
Speaker 1: the tree that's on your property is technically on our property.
Speaker 3: So no, no, no, we are so we aren't. No,
Speaker 3: it's not it's not technically anywhere right now.
Speaker 2: I understand, and I get that. I understand this.
Speaker 3: Tree that you have me, Tyler, I'm gonna have my
Speaker 3: lawyer talk to you then, because you have ten trees
Speaker 3: on your land. We only have three. This is our tree.
Speaker 1: It's falling over. Honestly, it's it's it's not falling over.
Speaker 3: It is profectly fine. It's the people that were there
Speaker 3: before you try to mess with them. They were trying
Speaker 3: to kill the tree.
Speaker 1: All I'm asking is that you kindly remove the tree.
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to remove the tree. If you want
Speaker 3: to remove the tree, then you can go into your lawyer.
Speaker 3: You can, you can do whatever you want, But I
Speaker 3: am not removing the tree.
Speaker 1: If I wanted to put up a fence right now
Speaker 1: on my property, it would go right through the middle
Speaker 1: of that tree. And don't think I won't do that
Speaker 1: just to spite you.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: I'll pour cyanide all over that day, you will, and
Speaker 2: that thing will shrivel up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do that. You do that, I'm going to
Speaker 3: list to you, because you know what I have control
Speaker 3: over you. If you do that, I swear to God,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2: You don't have control over me.
Speaker 3: You don't know?
Speaker 1: Ye, yes I do.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me what I don't? You know? They do.
Speaker 2: This is how you solve your problems.
Speaker 3: Don't you hear?
Speaker 1: You run away from your problems. That tree does not
Speaker 1: belong there. It's on our property.
Speaker 2: You're in the wrong. I'm in the room. I'm in
Speaker 2: the right.
Speaker 3: If you touch that tree, so God, I will kill you.
Speaker 3: It is three fourths mine and I am keeping that tree.
Speaker 2: Okay, then you could keep your three forths.
Speaker 1: I'm going to chop down the other fourth of it,
Speaker 1: don't you to.
Speaker 2: I'll slice it right down the middle, don't I will
Speaker 2: make sure that the.
Speaker 1: Branches don't get to my airspace, so it'll be half
Speaker 1: a tree with branches only going to the right. What
Speaker 1: do you have, like nothing else in life to live
Speaker 1: for but your tree? It's a damn piece of wood.
Speaker 1: I should charge you rent for that fourth of the
Speaker 1: tree that's on my property.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: Yes? No, I'm sorry, Miss Greenpeace saved the Earth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have me, and you're calling me names. Now,
Speaker 3: that's a salt. That's the salt. You threatened me. You
Speaker 3: threatened me. What you tell me that what I should do,
Speaker 3: and the book that you're even joining us.
Speaker 1: To me, Jocelyn, what my name is? Scary Jones, Melics
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2: And you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh thank you.
Speaker 2: Your husband Johnny put us up to it.
Speaker 3: It's just, oh, I can't, I don't even, I can't even,
Speaker 3: I can't even talk.
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