WEBVTT - The Tree is Mine

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 1>So Johnny wants to play a phone tap on his wife, Jocelyn.

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<v Speaker 1>Joshlyn is a huge lover of nature, and they've got

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<v Speaker 1>this maple tree in their yard that.

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<v Speaker 2>Leans over the property line just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So their neighbor, their former neighbor, had some issues with this,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've always been threatening to cut it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, a new family just moved in next door, and

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny and Jocelyn thought that they weren't going to have

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<v Speaker 2>that issue anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna pretend to be one of the new

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<v Speaker 1>neighbors in the new house.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, little man about the tree? All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>listen to Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Jocelyn. My name is Tyler. My parents are

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<v Speaker 1>and Marie and Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>We just moved in.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I haven't met you yet. Yeah they're so sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah they're Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They're good people.

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<v Speaker 1>But the reason why I'm calling is because my parents

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<v Speaker 1>told me they spoke to you regarding the issue on

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<v Speaker 1>the tree that's on your property is technically on our property.

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<v Speaker 3>So no, no, no, we are so we aren't. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not it's not technically anywhere right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, and I get that. I understand this.

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<v Speaker 3>Tree that you have me, Tyler, I'm gonna have my

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<v Speaker 3>lawyer talk to you then, because you have ten trees

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<v Speaker 3>on your land. We only have three. This is our tree.

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<v Speaker 1>It's falling over. Honestly, it's it's it's not falling over.

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<v Speaker 3>It is profectly fine. It's the people that were there

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<v Speaker 3>before you try to mess with them. They were trying

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<v Speaker 3>to kill the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm asking is that you kindly remove the tree.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm going to remove the tree. If you want

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<v Speaker 3>to remove the tree, then you can go into your lawyer.

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<v Speaker 3>You can, you can do whatever you want, But I

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<v Speaker 3>am not removing the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>If I wanted to put up a fence right now

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<v Speaker 1>on my property, it would go right through the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of that tree. And don't think I won't do that

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<v Speaker 1>just to spite you.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll pour cyanide all over that day, you will, and

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<v Speaker 2>that thing will shrivel up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you do that. You do that, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>list to you, because you know what I have control

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<v Speaker 3>over you. If you do that, I swear to God,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna come.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have control over me.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, yes I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't tell me what I don't? You know? They do.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how you solve your problems.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>You run away from your problems. That tree does not

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<v Speaker 1>belong there. It's on our property.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in the wrong. I'm in the room. I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>the right.

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<v Speaker 3>If you touch that tree, so God, I will kill you.

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<v Speaker 3>It is three fourths mine and I am keeping that tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, then you could keep your three forths.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to chop down the other fourth of it,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll slice it right down the middle, don't I will

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that the.

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<v Speaker 1>Branches don't get to my airspace, so it'll be half

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<v Speaker 1>a tree with branches only going to the right. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you have, like nothing else in life to live

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<v Speaker 1>for but your tree? It's a damn piece of wood.

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<v Speaker 1>I should charge you rent for that fourth of the

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<v Speaker 1>tree that's on my property.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? No, I'm sorry, Miss Greenpeace saved the Earth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you have me, and you're calling me names. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a salt. That's the salt. You threatened me. You

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<v Speaker 3>threatened me. What you tell me that what I should do,

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<v Speaker 3>and the book that you're even joining us.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, Jocelyn, what my name is? Scary Jones, Melics

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<v Speaker 1>Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>And you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Your husband Johnny put us up to it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just, oh, I can't, I don't even, I can't even,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even talk.

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<v Speaker 1>So Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone tap was pre

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<v Speaker 1>recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>All parts the Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis

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<v Speaker 3>Duran in the Morning Show.