WEBVTT - Airbnb horror stories

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we have hurt so bad right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, mind fucking too. I'm on my god damn period.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a flight to Paris in an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get on a flight. You're not allowed to get.

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<v Speaker 2>On at the whole cabin the stink, and also my

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<v Speaker 2>ovaries will explode from the pressure and like the uterine

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<v Speaker 2>lining will splat against the screen. Like whatever. We have

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<v Speaker 2>a flight to Paris because we're so booked and busy,

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<v Speaker 2>and every brand wants to work with us, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>so lovely and we're so important to the culture that

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<v Speaker 2>they're putting us an economy on a flight, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>like next to the literally, and it's just really important

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<v Speaker 2>to us that, like we are.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not sitting next to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>We should when we get there, we should see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can sit next to each other because I want

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<v Speaker 1>to sit next to my bed, because last time we

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<v Speaker 1>went to Paris, we didn't sit next to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>That flight, I sat next to like two sisters who

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<v Speaker 1>I think were like German, and I remember I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like literally speaking German, leaving La to go to Paris,

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<v Speaker 1>which shouldn't be that shocking because they probably had a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking layover. And I'm just dumb, but I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>the world is so like intersected, Like they live in

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<v Speaker 1>la and they're also going to Paris, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>in Europe, so they could literally just like go back

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<v Speaker 1>home if they wanted. Well, we started a show called

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<v Speaker 1>milf Manor and if you do not, if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what that show is, please this is the second

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<v Speaker 1>time we are gonna be recommending media where it's like

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<v Speaker 1>so insane and I actually don't believe anyone under like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one years of brain function should be watching a

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<v Speaker 1>show like this. Genuinely, I believe that. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen it and you don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>do not look it up and start watching it because

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<v Speaker 1>it is the most insane thing ever, and Discovery Channel

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<v Speaker 1>someone needs to take away.

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<v Speaker 2>All their There's a twist to it that don't look

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<v Speaker 2>up the twist literally, just go into it completely raw

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<v Speaker 2>and watch the first episode, wait until like a little

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<v Speaker 2>past halfway and you'll find out really what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's the craziest shit ever. It should not exist. Literally,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so fucking weird, it's dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's tampering with God.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really fucking weird, but it is so addicting to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can watch all episodes that are out in

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<v Speaker 2>the same day because it's brain dead entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's literally what we did, like watched

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<v Speaker 1>all five episodes. There's a new episode out today and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally ran.

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<v Speaker 2>Outside because it was rain showers and there was a

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<v Speaker 2>rainbow and we played in the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was fucking gorgeous. So basically what we were

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<v Speaker 1>doing is we were doing the opposite of what God

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<v Speaker 1>wants us to do, which is watching a show that

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<v Speaker 1>is literally playing with fire and disgusting, but it is

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<v Speaker 1>so insane that you have to wash. And then we

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<v Speaker 1>did exactly what God wanted, which was it was gorgeous

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<v Speaker 1>aust side. So we went outside and we played around,

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<v Speaker 1>and Josiah went outside barefoot and he did not wash

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<v Speaker 1>his feet.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, yea. He came in and actually watched it

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<v Speaker 2>because I made fun of him because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's one thing to do this in like the country

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<v Speaker 2>or like, yeahhowa not an inner city, but you are

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<v Speaker 2>literally running around on glass covered hepatitis B infected streets

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<v Speaker 2>like you need to wash your feet please, and it's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>And he tracked his dirty feet into our house and

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<v Speaker 2>into the floor of our shower, and it probably got

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<v Speaker 2>into all my wounds when I and all my orifices

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<v Speaker 2>when I bathe.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes before I take a bath, like I'll like wash

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<v Speaker 1>out the bottom of the top because I get really scared. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hmm, this is scary. If I don't shower

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<v Speaker 1>right before, I'm like, I need to do it. When

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<v Speaker 1>I shower, use my feet and I like rub.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like body hairs and I don't even want to

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<v Speaker 2>like look into what part of the body they came from.

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<v Speaker 2>Always on the floor of the shower, And I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>good about washing mine down because I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want people to see my fucking, disgusting leg hairs and nasty,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking giant. I have fourteen inch pubes and I just

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<v Speaker 2>washed them down like after it's Oh, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought it was your hair. That's why I like when

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<v Speaker 1>I see I play with it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I like, you're playing with my pubes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Yeah, they are very strong.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my fucking god. I can't. I cannot believe I

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<v Speaker 2>forgot about this shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say it, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're being so nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I cleaned the shower drain yesterday because for the second

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<v Speaker 2>time in like two months, like, it clogged so fucking fast, which.

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<v Speaker 1>You would think, Oh, we just live in an old building,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I went in there and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I just need to put draina down there. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it was so clogged from the sheer amount of build

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<v Speaker 2>up from hair and other bodily liquids that we just

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<v Speaker 2>said in the last episode that we don't like saying

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<v Speaker 2>the word, but I'm sure you can assume what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Not mine, I don't know who the fux it is

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<v Speaker 2>it's And I pulled it out and it was like

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<v Speaker 2>a clump. It was a lie. It was literally alive.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a clump that was this long, and

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<v Speaker 2>the odor that filled the room was like vile and

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<v Speaker 2>it was all over my fingers. And I put it

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<v Speaker 2>in the trash can because I was like, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>flush this, It's gonna get clogged. It was so much

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<v Speaker 2>so it's sitting in the trash can in there right

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<v Speaker 2>now and it was dissgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>We're building biohazard because also my fucking old, stinky pads

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<v Speaker 1>are in there, so we're literally gonna come back to

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<v Speaker 1>the house like being like, no.

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<v Speaker 2>We're creating a monculous You know what houlus is. It's

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<v Speaker 2>where dudes put their semen inside of an egg and

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<v Speaker 2>it creates a little creature. It's like a cryptid. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and some of them grow. Probably we should try it,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're creating that with the with.

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<v Speaker 1>My pads, My pads and the old comb four year

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<v Speaker 1>old is actually probably the most disgusting thing we've said

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast. Yeah, because Scott like actually just made

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<v Speaker 1>me stick to my fucking stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>H Sorry, that's just the way it is. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's absolutely vile. We live are friends that come in

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<v Speaker 2>and out of this house, nasty people, nasty they.

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<v Speaker 1>Hate us, and then sometimes we have visitors and it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, last night we had one of the craziest encounters

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<v Speaker 2>of our entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it is literally so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not going to name this person, but just know

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<v Speaker 2>they're an uber celebrity, one of the most famous people

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever seen met in your life, and they hit

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<v Speaker 2>up India and was like, yo, I need a place

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<v Speaker 2>to stay, like really badly, like I need somewhere to stay.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he was like okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally my first time was like damn, damn, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>because it was so late and I was like I

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<v Speaker 1>can't make it. I was like, I can't make these

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<v Speaker 1>kind of decisions, Like I live with people. They'll wake

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<v Speaker 1>up to another person in this house and be like

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck did you do last night? Like where were you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is this person here? And I was just like, well, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am an angel, literally like oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I am a fucking angel sent from God, like genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>I am. So I'm just like a really good person.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just like like set grudges aside, like.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, okay, so what I need is somebody to

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<v Speaker 1>make an edit of me and like make it like

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<v Speaker 1>best right now? Yeah they are, but I got hit

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<v Speaker 1>up way early. So basically it's like five am. I

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<v Speaker 1>had said yes to this person coming and like crashing

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<v Speaker 1>for the night, and I was like, oh, well, now

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<v Speaker 1>what no one I know is awake, Drew's not awake,

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<v Speaker 1>Josh isn't here. I don't want this person sle be

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<v Speaker 1>in the living room. I want to throw them in

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<v Speaker 1>Josh's room. So I called Josh first, and I like,

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<v Speaker 1>Josh doesn't sleep, but he just wasn't home, and I

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<v Speaker 1>call him and I tell him and he's cracking the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck up because he cannot believe what's happening. And we're

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<v Speaker 1>just on the phone for like twenty minutes, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, does Drew know? And I go, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because Drew's asleep because it's five am and he sleeps

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<v Speaker 1>at fucking eight pm because he's actually old.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was getting ready to wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I know, which is also why I didn't feel

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<v Speaker 1>too bad about like waking up, because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>his wake up time is literally in forty minutes. But

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<v Speaker 1>I felt really bad doing it because I knew you

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna have trouble falling back asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>It scared the fock out of me when you woke

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<v Speaker 2>me up.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's like, I know, you were literally

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<v Speaker 1>so scared. You were like this, and then I told

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<v Speaker 1>you and you were like, what no, what?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I could I really could not believe it. I

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<v Speaker 2>genuinely thought that was king that is so confised. It

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<v Speaker 2>was really jarring and scary. But then it became the

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<v Speaker 2>funniest thing I think we've ever experienced in our entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>At five forty in the morning and basically this person

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<v Speaker 2>came over, but before they came over me and you

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<v Speaker 2>were like freaking out, like what if like blah blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah happens, Like what if they do this? Like why

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<v Speaker 2>is this happening? This is so weird. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 2>this is happening, just like gossiping about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it was so funny because and I was

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<v Speaker 1>like stay up. I was like, you need to stay up,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Drew was like that would be so weird

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<v Speaker 1>if I was just awake, yeah, which is true. But

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to be alone.

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<v Speaker 2>With this alone because I was awake in the room

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, I'm going to listen to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure nothing weird fucking happens or like any and I

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<v Speaker 2>need the tea, like I need to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>tell y'all what goes down, like I need this. Even

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<v Speaker 2>though we happened like a huge idunity, there there are

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<v Speaker 2>so many layers to this.

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<v Speaker 1>I know there is. It goes so deep, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know people are going to be so fucking mad because

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<v Speaker 1>it is so annoying to tell a story and leave

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<v Speaker 1>out the main parts of it. But why it's so

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<v Speaker 1>funny is basically, Drew fully and I got Drew so

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<v Speaker 1>awake before. It took this person like almost forty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>to get here. Also, and it took so long that

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<v Speaker 1>in that time I got Drew, Like Drew was out

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<v Speaker 1>of bed and walking around in the house with me,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were cracking up. We were literally like I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't laugh like that that night and so long because

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<v Speaker 1>we were giggling like little kids. It was so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>This person gets here. I'm listening to the entire conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really interesting. It's really weird.

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<v Speaker 1>For me.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe it's going down. It's hilarious. I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>in my bed cracking up that this is actually happening

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<v Speaker 2>and going down in my house right now. And they

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<v Speaker 2>just come in with their luggage and put it on

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<v Speaker 2>the floor of Josh's bedroom, get ready for bed, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's pretty much it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a quick encounter for the most.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very quick encounter. They like knew what they had

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<v Speaker 2>to do, they knew it was like a kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a weird request, and they just got what needed to

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<v Speaker 2>be done done, sleep and getting ready for bed. But

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<v Speaker 2>the funniest part about the entire fucking story is and

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<v Speaker 2>you text me and she's like, can you hear this?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that too?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a little like, Oh no, it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>piece of funk?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I heard something outside. I thought that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you're hear. I was like, I think it's a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>No. But in you text me ands like can you

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<v Speaker 2>hear this? And I'm like, no, I can't really hear anything.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she plays the caveman scream like over her

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<v Speaker 2>my home pod, like just loud as fun, and you

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<v Speaker 2>can hear it clearly a fucking day, Like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds like it's resonating in my room. And I

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<v Speaker 2>start dying laughing because like, the dude that's staying here

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<v Speaker 2>has no idea that we're doing this. And the reason

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<v Speaker 2>they left the place they're staying at is because they

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<v Speaker 2>were horrified of their Airbnb, which we'll get into, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>more horror stories from Airbnb if you'd like. And we

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<v Speaker 2>just started trolling that.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is so mean because this person probably just got

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<v Speaker 1>like ptsd'd out because they basically had a barbarian incident

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<v Speaker 1>happened to them and we just ignored that because it

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<v Speaker 1>was too funny.

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<v Speaker 2>And we started playing horror movies like we started.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like from like basically muffled but very clear.

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<v Speaker 2>You could hear that video of it. The other one

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<v Speaker 2>like this is the funniest thing ever. Let me record

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<v Speaker 2>this because like I can't believe this is so loud,

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<v Speaker 2>Like how are you doing that? And then so she

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<v Speaker 2>plays this sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I didn't mean for this one to play. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>what was happening on my end is me and you

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<v Speaker 1>were texting and we're literally sending each other audio messages

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<v Speaker 1>of us cracking up, like I am laughing, probably the

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<v Speaker 1>loudest I've laughed in a long time. And I felt

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<v Speaker 1>really bad because I was like, I hope this person

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like hear us laughing, and like thinking, we're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is so embarrassing for them or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm laying in bed and I'm sharing a wall

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<v Speaker 2>with this person, so I'm like freaking out and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like sobbing, real tears on my face, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You sent me of you it's like still the funniest

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<v Speaker 1>trivia I've ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Seen in my I'm trying so hard not to laugh

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<v Speaker 2>out loud, but like I I've never laughed like this,

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<v Speaker 2>like ever in my life. And then in YOUA plays

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<v Speaker 2>this sound and I get a video of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, it's this, so basically.

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<v Speaker 2>Just play play no playing and played into like this

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<v Speaker 2>and I recorded, and I'm like, what the fuck was that?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that? Like a crying baby? Like he was why did.

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<v Speaker 1>Play that one? We were not play that one?

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<v Speaker 2>But what was happening on my endaughing. I'm screaming laughing at.

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<v Speaker 1>This point, but I'm happening on my end is my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking phone wasn't connecting to my home pod for some

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<v Speaker 1>of the sounds. So I was like, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>find a new one because like, I want to keep

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<v Speaker 1>doing this because I don't want this to fall asleep

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<v Speaker 1>before we keep flip so evil because it's like six

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<v Speaker 1>a m and like, and I kept scrolling through them

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<v Speaker 1>and I accidentally be that and it literally made me

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<v Speaker 1>laugh so fucking hard waiting hear what I just said.

0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:27.360
<v Speaker 1>That one is not connected. I don't know why I

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<v Speaker 1>said that, but I was like, I wish we could.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll put that video here because this video has been

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<v Speaker 1>making the weekend dancing has been making me laugh for

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<v Speaker 1>days now. I don't know why they're so funny to me,

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<v Speaker 1>but this one cracked me up when I saw not TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, damn, imagine we could like somehow

0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:04.200
<v Speaker 1>projector map that into that room and like, like my

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<v Speaker 1>dream right now, it's just like that person like laying

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<v Speaker 1>down and then like he like feeling like light shine

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<v Speaker 1>through their lids and they wake up and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a big thing of the weekend dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst dance we've ever seen in our life. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so we troll this person all night until six am.

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<v Speaker 2>I stay up really late on accident because I'm basically

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<v Speaker 2>already awake. Oh yeah, play that again.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, don't do it again, and I kept doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And then the next morning it's like eleven am

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<v Speaker 2>and they wake up and literally nothing is said about it.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't say anything about it, and they move on

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<v Speaker 2>with their life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they just they got up and left. They did

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what they needed to do exactly, which was just

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<v Speaker 1>like sleep somewhere because it was fucking five am and

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<v Speaker 1>I was the only person awake.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, we're thinking about rinting Josh's room out on Airbnb.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I think we would be better airbnb hosts than

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<v Speaker 2>of eight airbnbs that are on the market right now,

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<v Speaker 2>because for some reason, we attract negativity and violence when

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<v Speaker 2>it comes to airbnbs and violence stories. It starts with

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<v Speaker 2>when we were first coming to Los Angeles A Buns,

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<v Speaker 2>A Buns and we get this airbnb for ten days. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and it yeah, it's got like ten years. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>probably the longest I've been away from home. But anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>we get there and it's like Airbnb to fied the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck out, like gray walls, ikea furniture, like weird paintings

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<v Speaker 2>that I don't know if they actually exist or it's

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<v Speaker 2>like an alien is projecting them onto the wall. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I do not know where those like red bubble paintings

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<v Speaker 2>come from, but they're all over the walls.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh.

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<v Speaker 2>We get there and we're staying for a couple of days,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Ya realizes she has bites all over her,

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<v Speaker 2>but she doesn't say anything because she's like kind of embarrassed, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do I have little marks on my leg?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And she doesn't really think anything of it. Hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>really had an interaction of.

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<v Speaker 1>Eyes before I'm really sensitive to like dust mites, Like

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<v Speaker 1>if a bed it like has dust in it, I

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<v Speaker 1>will break out to like little hives and bites. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>from that, So I that's why I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, that's so embarrassing, my eggs ma.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm sitting on the carpet and I start

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<v Speaker 2>getting like in the living room, and I start getting

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<v Speaker 2>bitten alive on my legs, hands and wrists, and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is literally not normal. So I like look at

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<v Speaker 2>the carpet and I'm like, oh, nothing's wrong. And then

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<v Speaker 2>i keep looking at it and it starts moving and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, I'm like hallucinating, like this

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<v Speaker 2>is fucking crazy. And then I look a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>closer and I realize that there's millions and millions of

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<v Speaker 2>fucking fleas in this carpet. This is twenty seventeen, twenty sixteen,

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<v Speaker 2>and I freak the fuck out. I jump up and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, in you, those bites are from fleas. We

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<v Speaker 2>have flea bites all over us?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, No, no, no, like no, oh, there's no way,

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<v Speaker 1>Like why would we just have fleas?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And then I start panicking because I'm like, oh, like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna get limes diase. My dumb ass thought fleas

0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.920
<v Speaker 2>and limes disease at the time we're correlated it ticks

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<v Speaker 2>in lime disease. And I started spiraling on my phone

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about limes of these disease. Enya's going throughout the

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<v Speaker 2>entire house like trying to get to the bottom of this,

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<v Speaker 2>like ripping sheets off afet, little black dots in the bed,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, okay, evidence of flees in the bed,

0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:28.359
<v Speaker 2>evidence of flees in the carpet. Well, we moved to

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<v Speaker 2>the backyard where there's an outdoor washing where I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was already washing my sheets because again I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was dust my so I was like, I'll just wash

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<v Speaker 1>the sheets and move on with my fucking life. I

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<v Speaker 1>go into the washer to pull this thing out, and

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<v Speaker 1>it is a white sheet that is borderline black at.

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<v Speaker 2>The corner, literally all black.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was just like covered and fleas and I

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<v Speaker 1>drop in.

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<v Speaker 2>We were like oh fuck no, and they're jumping out, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they start jumping out onto us, and then we're

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<v Speaker 1>running through the house and we have white socks on them,

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<v Speaker 1>and we look down at our feet and our socks

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<v Speaker 1>are basically covered in fleas and we're freaking out, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I called the airbnb host. This was I remember,

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<v Speaker 1>this was the moment where we all realized that I

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<v Speaker 1>was no longer like an angry child who is crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>because I remember you made a comment and it actually

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<v Speaker 1>made me feel so good that day where you were like,

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<v Speaker 1>I am so shocked you were not screaming your head

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<v Speaker 1>off and freaking the fuck out and yelling at this man,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like so calm, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this just sucks. We got to get it figured out.

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<v Speaker 2>And I found like the way getting to my sister's heart,

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<v Speaker 2>like my girl's heart, Like I can make her feel

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<v Speaker 2>good in ways she can't even distress. Actually I can't

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<v Speaker 2>satisfy your sexually.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know we're still not there, but one day,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully with the right machinery.

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<v Speaker 2>With the jack camera maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>But that just reminded me of the I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, wait, what the fuck did you just say?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it reminded me of the tiktoks out?

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<v Speaker 2>You did not say that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, sorry, I'm drunk, I'm really packing druk right now,

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<v Speaker 1>my but at my my cramps right now, we're actually

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<v Speaker 1>hurting and it's making me thing. My body right now

0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:03.800
<v Speaker 1>is so unused to cramps that my body is convinced

0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:04.480
<v Speaker 1>I have to ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, our periods sin because I have cramps

0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:09.200
<v Speaker 2>right now too. I can feel them in my shift.

0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:11.360
<v Speaker 1>It's just like, you can't let me have anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I can't. I really can't I have I

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<v Speaker 2>wish it was if I wish I wasn't this way.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway reminded me of the TikTok sign, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need some WT forty and like something else,

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<v Speaker 1>like do you know what I'm talking about. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>streamer and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just like not in the loop and you don't

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<v Speaker 2>induct tape.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. But I called and then like,

0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:35.480
<v Speaker 1>you made a good point of this the first time

0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:37.400
<v Speaker 1>he tried to record this fucking episode.

0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:39.160
<v Speaker 2>But actually it was the third time.

0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh he scammed the fuck out of us. Because what

0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.159
<v Speaker 1>should have happened is that.

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<v Speaker 2>Air I can advantage that when we were young. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's really what I was at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, that Airbnb for us was so expensive, like that

0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:55.040
<v Speaker 1>was I remember. I remember us booking that Airbnb and

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<v Speaker 1>being like, well, fuck, like we.

0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Can't go shop at Round two now because we spent

0:20:59.040 --> 0:20:59.920
<v Speaker 2>all of our money here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally, and it was like, well, we're just that's

0:21:02.880 --> 0:21:04.760
<v Speaker 1>our thing. We're going there to do that and then

0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:07.160
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna like fucking eat French fries for dinner every

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<v Speaker 1>day to survive French fries and alcohol. But he moved us.

0:21:13.000 --> 0:21:15.160
<v Speaker 1>It was like a duplex. I remember. Remember at first

0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:17.840
<v Speaker 1>he moved us into the side unit and we were like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's still fucking fleas in here, because that place was

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<v Speaker 1>covered in fleas too. It was a full flea infestation.

0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Like the entire house, even.

0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Though humans hadn't been in there the whole time we

0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:31.080
<v Speaker 1>were there. And then he just got us to pack

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<v Speaker 1>our bags, pay for our own uber to another location,

0:21:34.560 --> 0:21:37.960
<v Speaker 1>to another Airbnb that sucked balls of his, and we

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<v Speaker 1>just went and we just stayed and we didn't say anything.

0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:43.720
<v Speaker 1>We were like, yeah, this is just it. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I think like we ended up moving back to the

0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:48.800
<v Speaker 1>other one, like cause he got somehow, oh he got

0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:51.800
<v Speaker 1>it cleaned and like got it sprayed down and there

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<v Speaker 1>were no more fleas.

0:21:52.560 --> 0:21:54.240
<v Speaker 2>So when he tried to light us and say, oh,

0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:56.160
<v Speaker 2>there weren't fleas anywhere, and we were like no, look

0:21:56.200 --> 0:21:58.119
<v Speaker 2>at these photos we have of the fleas.

0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He was like, Oh, it wasn't even in station.

0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:01.680
<v Speaker 1>It was just like a few look like it.

0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:04.240
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, look at our ankles and wrists.

0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:08.280
<v Speaker 1>We know we're literally clever. Invites you feel good.

0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:13.280
<v Speaker 2>I just had like, sometimes, like a word reverberates in

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<v Speaker 2>my head over and over again, and if I don't

0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:19.280
<v Speaker 2>say it out loud, or if I don't mimic something

0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:23.400
<v Speaker 2>someone else is saying it, will I melt?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude? I know that for like repeating what someone says

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<v Speaker 1>to me, and it's so bad, Like why do I

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<v Speaker 1>have the biggest urge when someone says something that I

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<v Speaker 1>think is funny just repeating it back to that? No,

0:22:33.600 --> 0:22:35.520
<v Speaker 1>it's or just like anytime they say something and I

0:22:35.560 --> 0:22:37.399
<v Speaker 1>have nothing else to say.

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<v Speaker 2>If I don't get it out of my head, it

0:22:39.880 --> 0:22:42.040
<v Speaker 2>feels like my brain is going to melt.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Drew pointed out that we only speak in hype.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? What is it? How did you phrase it?

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<v Speaker 1>When we were at the store and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what would you do if I blah blah blah right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know finally speak?

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<v Speaker 1>You were like, we we only speak in like hypotheticals

0:22:59.480 --> 0:23:02.000
<v Speaker 1>and like real fictional hypotheticals to each other. When we're

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<v Speaker 1>out in public and we're like running errands, all we.

0:23:04.200 --> 0:23:06.919
<v Speaker 2>Do is what if I did this or what if

0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:10.560
<v Speaker 2>I this happened. Yeah, we don't actually ever communicate when

0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:13.200
<v Speaker 2>we're in public because we're in like a constant state

0:23:13.280 --> 0:23:16.240
<v Speaker 2>of bit where we're always trying to troll the people

0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:18.760
<v Speaker 2>around us to like give them a story to tell.

0:23:18.800 --> 0:23:20.920
<v Speaker 1>And then a woman that day who we were doing

0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:22.880
<v Speaker 1>that in front of had no reaction to the way

0:23:22.920 --> 0:23:27.480
<v Speaker 1>we were acting and talking also bystander effect, no literally

0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:31.160
<v Speaker 1>like we were genuinely fighting, and she said nothing to us,

0:23:31.440 --> 0:23:34.199
<v Speaker 1>which she could probably. I mean we were in there

0:23:34.240 --> 0:23:36.480
<v Speaker 1>for like thirty minutes, so she probably saw us being normal.

0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:37.720
<v Speaker 1>She was like, bitch, I'm not letting.

0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:40.840
<v Speaker 2>These kids, not letting these kids truck me. But the

0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:43.560
<v Speaker 2>other Airbnb you sixteen year olds troll me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty four.

0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:48.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm sixteen. You why are you hanging out with a

0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:50.280
<v Speaker 2>fucking twenty four? Why are you hanging out with a

0:23:50.280 --> 0:23:50.959
<v Speaker 2>sixteen year old?

0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Because you're my fucking son. Bitch, I raised you.

0:23:54.800 --> 0:23:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Well all these bitches is my son's.

0:23:57.480 --> 0:23:59.520
<v Speaker 1>We're turning seventeen soon. How do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, were the good one step closer to being able

0:24:03.119 --> 0:24:07.639
<v Speaker 2>to buy cigarettes? Two bad puff bars our band. But

0:24:07.880 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 2>the craziest fucking thing that has ever literally ever happened

0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:13.800
<v Speaker 2>to me happened to me yesterday.

0:24:13.920 --> 0:24:15.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how crazy it could be, because everything

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:17.959
<v Speaker 1>that happens to you is the craziest thing that's ever happened,

0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:22.080
<v Speaker 1>the worst thing that's ever happened to him, the craziest

0:24:22.080 --> 0:24:24.119
<v Speaker 1>thing that's ever happened to him, or the greatest thing

0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 1>that's alread happened to him, and it is yeah, okay,

0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:28.960
<v Speaker 1>so yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I go to the front door. You heard me talking

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:32.679
<v Speaker 2>to this man for like an hour, right, not an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait when you came back with.

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<v Speaker 2>No I went down to the door. I spoke with

0:24:38.320 --> 0:24:41.080
<v Speaker 2>him for fifteen minutes. It was yesterday. And do you

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:42.800
<v Speaker 2>want to know what he said to me? What he

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:47.080
<v Speaker 2>said it was it sounds like I'm fucking making this

0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:49.000
<v Speaker 2>shit up. But he looked at me and he was like, yo,

0:24:49.160 --> 0:24:55.600
<v Speaker 2>like if you if you show me your balls, I'll

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:57.879
<v Speaker 2>give you a puff bar. Apparently he had known that

0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:00.680
<v Speaker 2>I quit. I don't know how you knew I quit,

0:25:01.160 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 2>but I said no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but and you were good though. You were like

0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:05.200
<v Speaker 1>ten days, like he went like ten days without a

0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:06.399
<v Speaker 1>puff bar, which is like good, I know.

0:25:06.640 --> 0:25:07.120
<v Speaker 2>I am.

0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You're on day like.

0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Thirteen, I still am. Yeah, so I was just like

0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:12.199
<v Speaker 2>you said no obviously.

0:25:11.960 --> 0:25:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, but you came back upstairs with no shirt.

0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:16.600
<v Speaker 2>On, so did he just like, well, I was getting

0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:18.560
<v Speaker 2>my water bottle from Mason at the same time.

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, that's just suspicious that you were down there

0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:24.000
<v Speaker 1>for so long and you didn't show him at your

0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:25.479
<v Speaker 1>balls and you had no shirt when you came back

0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:28.600
<v Speaker 1>up like yeah, okay, but you didn't show him your balls. No,

0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:29.800
<v Speaker 1>still no puff bar.

0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:31.720
<v Speaker 2>Mhmm.

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I'm proud of you.

0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I haven't puffed in fifteen days.

0:25:37.240 --> 0:25:39.439
<v Speaker 1>And you and you kept your pride because you kept

0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 1>your balls in your pants for once. So that makes me.

0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:43.679
<v Speaker 2>Happy, which is honestly really hard for me.

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, sometimes they just like fall out. Yeah, well,

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:48.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm proud of you and your self control because that

0:25:48.400 --> 0:25:50.479
<v Speaker 1>actually takes a lot. So I am really proud of you.

0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Should I say. The other Airbnb story that got me

0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 1>like the worst review that actually made me.

0:25:57.000 --> 0:25:58.440
<v Speaker 2>This is the thing one with rats.

0:25:58.600 --> 0:26:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes, the yes, I fucking booked this airbnb because I

0:26:03.320 --> 0:26:04.879
<v Speaker 1>was like, this is cute, Like I actually want to

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:06.640
<v Speaker 1>look at pictures, because that's what I did last time.

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:08.439
<v Speaker 1>Is like the other one. I was like, oh, I

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 1>remember these airbnbs being super nice and being like, oh god, yes,

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:17.720
<v Speaker 1>this is everything, and then being like later on, where'd

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 1>you get that they don't sell it? Oh my god,

0:26:24.760 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you were disgusting.

0:26:28.200 --> 0:26:30.560
<v Speaker 2>It's not cheating. He just looked at them and played

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:31.400
<v Speaker 2>with them a little bit.

0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:34.199
<v Speaker 1>He'dn't even ask to fucking play with them, and you

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:38.320
<v Speaker 1>play with them. Oh nom done.

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:40.880
<v Speaker 2>I can't with you anymore. I'm done. Oh So when

0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:44.320
<v Speaker 2>I cheat, it's a problem, But when you don't cheat,

0:26:44.400 --> 0:26:45.400
<v Speaker 2>it's not a problem.

0:26:45.520 --> 0:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Do you fucking hear yourself? Also, you think I don't cheat,

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:53.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't get caught. I cheat, bitch. See when the

0:26:53.920 --> 0:26:58.280
<v Speaker 1>tables turn out to a big deal? Do you spit?

0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:05.760
<v Speaker 1>Did it squirt in your mouth? It's squirting on you.

0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:10.000
<v Speaker 1>So this other airbnb was in a fucking garage, and

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, this is cool. This is retro

0:27:13.320 --> 0:27:17.000
<v Speaker 1>this is retrof Like, wow, so cool that he did this.

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Wait, I wonder where it is October October.

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:26.720
<v Speaker 1>Dude, looking back at the airbnbs we've stayed in. These

0:27:26.800 --> 0:27:28.400
<v Speaker 1>airbnbs are fucking gross.

0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:31.159
<v Speaker 2>And we thought it was like ultra lux. Yeah, we

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 2>were like, we're living the best life.

0:27:34.840 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this is it. The photos make it look better

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:39.399
<v Speaker 1>than it.

0:27:39.400 --> 0:27:43.200
<v Speaker 2>It was like the photos, so it's actually really nice

0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:43.720
<v Speaker 2>to this day.

0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like the photos make it look really nice. But

0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:48.959
<v Speaker 1>then when you get inside you realize, oh, this is

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:52.200
<v Speaker 1>actually just a man's garage. It's a sha Like it's

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:55.240
<v Speaker 1>literally this is fucked up. Like I did s here,

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 1>like I made s happen here. Like that's like, that

0:27:58.960 --> 0:27:59.240
<v Speaker 1>is the.

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:01.439
<v Speaker 2>Magic of floor in the other room and the sleeping

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:07.160
<v Speaker 2>that sleeping a fucking sleeping bag with rats running all

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 2>around this fuck And we knew there.

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Were rats because again you're snooping. Skills kicked in and

0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Drew was snooping around and he was like, there's a

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 1>fucking rat trap up here. And I think it was you,

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:19.240
<v Speaker 1>me and Emma hanging out that day and we were like,

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 1>there's a fucking rat trap. And we were all looking.

0:28:21.040 --> 0:28:22.760
<v Speaker 1>We were like, there's there is a rat trap, Like

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:25.159
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? But We didn't think anything of it

0:28:25.160 --> 0:28:27.880
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, I got I got a few

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 1>little buddies at home, Like that's not the biggest deal ever,

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:35.000
<v Speaker 1>because I would assume it was just precautionary. No, there

0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:37.239
<v Speaker 1>was fully a fucking rat in that airbnb. Because what

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:39.479
<v Speaker 1>ended up happening is Drew ended up leaving because he

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 1>was there for a shorter time than me because I

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:43.320
<v Speaker 1>had business to take care of that was very important

0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:46.640
<v Speaker 1>for me at the time. Yeah, I had lots of sex.

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:48.680
<v Speaker 1>There was lots of sex to be had for me

0:28:49.280 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 1>in this this beautiful city, and I was there for

0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 1>longer and I had got just gotten this gorgeous vintage torture.

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Now it's vince At the time, it was only like

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:03.440
<v Speaker 1>four or five years old, but it was a Lil

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Wayne Drake merch t shirt from when they went on

0:29:08.080 --> 0:29:10.560
<v Speaker 1>when they went on tour together, and I had I

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 1>had it laid across like the makeshift kitchen table counter

0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 1>they had. And at the time, that's when I was

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:18.400
<v Speaker 1>like vegetarian, I think, and I was like obsessed with

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:21.840
<v Speaker 1>just grabbing like cheese, crackers and avocados, and I would

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 1>literally like scoop out avocado and like chomp and eat avocado.

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:27.000
<v Speaker 1>And I left half of an avocado on the counter

0:29:27.000 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, I'm gonna eat that later. But

0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:31.720
<v Speaker 1>then something happens where I just had to leave the house.

0:29:31.760 --> 0:29:33.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, got ready quick, ran

0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 1>out of the house.

0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Always leave half avocados at or do you just forget

0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 2>about it? No?

0:29:37.000 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I leave them out because I don't like putting them

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>in the fridge for some reason, like I don't know why.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I think it dries it out, and like that's my

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:45.120
<v Speaker 1>family does that. Like my family like leaves out, like

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 1>they don't refrigerate cut onions and like avocados and stuff.

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 1>They leave it like in the fruit basket at home.

0:29:51.280 --> 0:29:52.840
<v Speaker 1>So I think I just do that because they did that,

0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 1>And I was like this is the way of life.

0:29:55.920 --> 0:29:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Oxidizer a little bit.

0:29:57.160 --> 0:30:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, like I don't like cold avocado, like when

0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm eating, like it's like too much for my teeth.

0:30:03.080 --> 0:30:05.440
<v Speaker 1>And I'd rather have like a room temperature tomato too,

0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Like I hate having tomatoes in the fridge because I

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 1>when you go to eat, I'm like this is so cold.

0:30:08.800 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 1>For what, Like you don't go to a restaurant and

0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 1>eat a cold tomato? On a fucking bagel, Like the

0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 1>tomato is never cold, it's room temperature. But that aside.

0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:19.719
<v Speaker 1>When I came back, I'm like on my phone. I

0:30:19.800 --> 0:30:23.360
<v Speaker 1>look up and the avocado is bitting the fuck up

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:24.720
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I know I didn't do that.

0:30:24.760 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 1>And there was rat poop and fucking avocado turns all

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 1>over this fucking Drake and Little Wayne shirt and I

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:33.640
<v Speaker 1>was just looking at it. I was like, that is

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:35.440
<v Speaker 1>fresh because I was just here and I just put

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 1>the shirt down and that was not there, bitch. The

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking rat came ate my avocado and shit all over

0:30:40.160 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 1>my new shirt, and I just freaked the fuck out.

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:44.240
<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck, no, I am not saying here.

0:30:44.320 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I had friends at the time, so I was like,

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even gonna say anything. I'm just gonna like

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:52.840
<v Speaker 1>contact Airbnb and then not say anything to the host.

0:30:52.960 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 1>I contacted Airbnb and they were like, we can't do

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:57.320
<v Speaker 1>anything about it. You need to talk to the host

0:30:57.400 --> 0:30:59.640
<v Speaker 1>and like get a refund from them, and can basically

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:02.920
<v Speaker 1>tell me I needed to convince the airbnb host to

0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:06.000
<v Speaker 1>give me a refund, and then the Airbnb host was like, no,

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not giving you a fucking refund, like I don't

0:31:07.760 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>have rats, even though I had a picture of the

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 1>rat shit all over my goddamn shirt and his rat traps,

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 1>and he just wouldn't give me a refund. The Airbnb

0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:17.680
<v Speaker 1>just like stayed empty until and I left my shirt

0:31:17.680 --> 0:31:19.080
<v Speaker 1>there because I was like, I don't want my shirt

0:31:19.120 --> 0:31:21.680
<v Speaker 1>now it's literally covered in rat piss and shit, I'm

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:25.480
<v Speaker 1>not gonna take that shirt anymore. And then he left

0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:27.440
<v Speaker 1>me the nastiest review. He was like, she was so

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking dirty and disrespectful blah blah blah blah. And I

0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 1>didn't know that your replies on Airbnb to the host

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 1>are public. And I said, wait, I want to look

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:37.920
<v Speaker 1>up my bad words.

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:41.480
<v Speaker 2>And then while you're finding that, I one thing about

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:43.680
<v Speaker 2>me is I'm a snooper, Like, do not let me

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:47.000
<v Speaker 2>into your space, because I will learn everything I need

0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:51.200
<v Speaker 2>to know about you by looking through your shit. Because

0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 2>like I can if you have a junk drawer versus

0:31:53.720 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 2>if you don't, I can tell the type of person

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 2>you are. I can tell by what's inside the drunk

0:31:57.880 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 2>drawer the type of person you are. I can look

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 2>at your pills and vitamins and your prescriptions and know

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:04.280
<v Speaker 2>the type of person you are and what you get

0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 2>up to in your activities, your mental state, Like I

0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:09.720
<v Speaker 2>can learn so much through something. I can find your

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 2>tax documents and go through those, like don't let me

0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 2>into your space, because any Airbnb I've ever been in,

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 2>I have ripped his shreds and gone through everything to

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:21.160
<v Speaker 2>find anything about this person, which is.

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Good because it's like I need to know if the

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:25.960
<v Speaker 1>killer lives here, what if the killer owns this exactly exactly.

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 1>But so also I'll read his review and then my review. Bitch,

0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hit him. I'm gonna find him and hit him.

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:38.479
<v Speaker 1>So to the beginning of his review, he leaves a

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:41.200
<v Speaker 1>note about how I had a bad review before him,

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:44.280
<v Speaker 1>and the bad review before him was this fucking bitch

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 1>who I stayed there with somebody I was seeing at

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>the time. I didn't know anyone in LA at that time,

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:54.400
<v Speaker 1>so I wasn't having fucking parties or anything. And in

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 1>her review, in her thing, she was like, don't have parties,

0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:00.719
<v Speaker 1>and we were like, cool, we don't have parties whatever.

0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 1>She claimed we had a party because we had red

0:33:03.880 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>solo cups in the garbage can and she had messaged

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>me and she was like, you threw a party, and

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like what, And then she was like, well,

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 1>when I was going to take out the garbage, I

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:15.360
<v Speaker 1>saw a bunch of red solo cups and you left

0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:16.720
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of new ones there. And I was like,

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I left the new ones there just in case you

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 1>wanted to like keep them, because I didn't want to

0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:21.360
<v Speaker 1>throw them out. But I did throw a fucking party.

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't want.

0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 2>To have to washhes alcohol.

0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I literally I'm a child. I don't drink. But

0:33:28.560 --> 0:33:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I just didn't want to wash dishes

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:32.360
<v Speaker 1>because airbnbs are fucking scams that make you do chores,

0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:33.800
<v Speaker 1>and why the fuck would I want to wash dishes

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 1>at an Airbnb. And I was like, no, we just

0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:38.680
<v Speaker 1>get read solo cups. I don't know, just had a habit,

0:33:38.760 --> 0:33:40.440
<v Speaker 1>like that's just the cup we got. And she was

0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:41.920
<v Speaker 1>like no, no, no, you had a party because I

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:43.800
<v Speaker 1>also saw two bottles of like wine or something, and

0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was staying there with someone for

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 1>like a week and a half, that's not that crazy.

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 1>And we just gone to an argument and then she

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 1>was like it was so fucking dirty. She went against

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:55.160
<v Speaker 1>the house rules. I always say parties are not allowed,

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:57.600
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure she did throw a party in my apartment.

0:33:58.200 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I fucking didn't, bitch. I went and watched Call Me

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 1>by Your Name and cried for three days. That's what

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I did in that apartment. So this is the review

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:09.440
<v Speaker 1>from the other person, and it was very messy and uncommunicative.

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>As a guest, I had read of review stating that

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:13.879
<v Speaker 1>she left an Airbnb unit in a super messy state

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 1>and asked her about it before I accepted her reservation.

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:18.799
<v Speaker 1>She assured me it was a weird set of circumstances

0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:20.360
<v Speaker 1>and that I had nothing to worry about because it

0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:22.920
<v Speaker 1>was I also set him fucking dms with the bitch.

0:34:23.120 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 1>That's why he let me stay there, because I was like,

0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:26.520
<v Speaker 1>look at the dms. She was just mad that I

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:28.880
<v Speaker 1>used red solo cups convics at a party. I'm pretty

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:31.400
<v Speaker 1>sure I set him pictures of what I was doing

0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 1>in the airbnb, and I was like, I didn't do anything.

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:35.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anybody here, why would I throw a party.

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm also like eighteen, like I'm a girl, and he's like,

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:41.759
<v Speaker 1>I figured everybody deserves a second chance and gave her

0:34:41.760 --> 0:34:45.240
<v Speaker 1>the benefit of the doubt. She left garbage and personal

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 1>items everywhere, moved things all over the unit and didn't

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 1>put them back. What things was I moving, bitch? I

0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:52.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't put your chair in the fucking front yard. What

0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:57.160
<v Speaker 1>are you talking about. She didn't follow a single rule

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:00.319
<v Speaker 1>or a single one of my checkout instructions. The one

0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:03.279
<v Speaker 1>I gave her a late checkout as a courtesy. I

0:35:03.320 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 1>wasn't there there. I literally wasn't there. She was also

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 1>extremely uncommunicative, didn't reply to most of my messages or

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:13.200
<v Speaker 1>let me know when she would be leaving or arriving.

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:15.839
<v Speaker 1>I would not have any back my response, You had

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 1>a fucking rat, asshole, That's what I said. Didn't realize,

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:23.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that was on the front of my thing.

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:25.879
<v Speaker 1>And then I couldn't get an Airbnb until twenty twenty two.

0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.320
<v Speaker 1>That was the next time I was able to fucking

0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:33.040
<v Speaker 1>be accepted for an Airbnb because he up my review.

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Yea and O'Ryan are the only ones that plan getaways

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:38.439
<v Speaker 2>with our friends because we're the only ones that have

0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 2>drive and ambition. So me and O'Ryan had the book

0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:46.280
<v Speaker 2>the Airbn. It bes on our accounts for years between

0:35:46.320 --> 0:35:49.320
<v Speaker 2>there because and you couldn't.

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I literally, anybody I want on a trip with,

0:35:51.680 --> 0:35:53.879
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, yeah, let's split it. But I can't

0:35:53.880 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 1>put it on my card or my name because Airbnb

0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:58.959
<v Speaker 1>will detect me and not let me fucking stand.

0:35:59.000 --> 0:36:01.840
<v Speaker 2>You know it's crazy is I booked an Airbnb in

0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:05.120
<v Speaker 2>New York for all of our friends because we were like, oh,

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:07.040
<v Speaker 2>let's go to New York together. It was me and

0:36:07.080 --> 0:36:10.160
<v Speaker 2>a few friends in India, and then I got covid.

0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:12.120
<v Speaker 2>It was the year Playboy card. He dropped whole lot

0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:14.680
<v Speaker 2>of red and it was right after Christmas, and I

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:16.840
<v Speaker 2>was like, Oh, that's gonna be so cute. Got covid,

0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:21.040
<v Speaker 2>couldn't go. Everybody went to the Airbnb and stayed there.

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:24.400
<v Speaker 2>But I got a horrific review on my account because

0:36:24.480 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 2>someone dyed their fucking hair and my Airbnb on my

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 2>account in staining the pillows, the bed, the towels, everything

0:36:32.440 --> 0:36:34.839
<v Speaker 2>and turned them bright red. And I did feel bad

0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:36.600
<v Speaker 2>for this lady and I did have to pay out

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:39.720
<v Speaker 2>of my fucking pocket for her to replace all these things.

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:41.560
<v Speaker 2>But I wasn't even there, and I got the bad

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 2>review on my fucking account, which is so evil, and

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 2>I had to take the fucking you.

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Had to take that. You had to take it, and

0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 1>you took it like a champ. I remember there was

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:53.560
<v Speaker 1>an airbnb I used to stay in a lot when

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:56.760
<v Speaker 1>I came to la and it was like my favorite

0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:59.839
<v Speaker 1>place to stay. And I became like, not friends, but

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:03.880
<v Speaker 1>kind of acquainted with the woman who owned the airbnb.

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this one drew.

0:37:12.160 --> 0:37:17.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, why is this one?

0:37:17.920 --> 0:37:20.400
<v Speaker 1>This is the one which we should I'll start that

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:20.799
<v Speaker 1>start right.

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, we'll talk about it in a different episode, because

0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 2>we talked a lot about pod airbnbs.

0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, this one's more of like a funny high story

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 1>than anything. But yeah, I became friends with her, and

0:37:31.480 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 1>that was the era where I was dying my hair

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:35.799
<v Speaker 1>a lot and I had stained a towel and she

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:37.640
<v Speaker 1>was really nice about it. She was like, hey, like,

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:40.280
<v Speaker 1>I love having you as a guest. I think actually

0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:41.759
<v Speaker 1>this might have been the first time I stayed there,

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:43.360
<v Speaker 1>and she was still nice to me about it. She

0:37:43.400 --> 0:37:45.239
<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, one of the I think I might

0:37:45.239 --> 0:37:46.799
<v Speaker 1>have let her know. I was like, hey, just let

0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 1>you know. I didn't realize this would happened, but one

0:37:49.040 --> 0:37:51.840
<v Speaker 1>of your towels stay because I have red hair right now,

0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:54.319
<v Speaker 1>I can pay it back and she was like, don't

0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:56.239
<v Speaker 1>even she was like, don't worry about it, Like I'll

0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:58.440
<v Speaker 1>just replace it. This kind of stuff happens all the time,

0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:00.359
<v Speaker 1>like it's not that big of a deal, And I'm like, yes,

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:03.759
<v Speaker 1>that's not hotel etiquette where it's like, yes, I did

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:06.319
<v Speaker 1>spend so much fucking money you can afford a ten

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:10.520
<v Speaker 1>dollars fucking towel off Amazon, because no airbnb even carries

0:38:10.600 --> 0:38:11.200
<v Speaker 1>good things.

0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Also, the morality of owning an airbnb is kind of

0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:17.359
<v Speaker 2>twisted if you don't actively live in it. But that's

0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 2>a whole other conversation because there are there's.

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Such a there's literally, yeah, the morality of it all,

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:28.960
<v Speaker 1>like there shouldn't be eight million airbnbs in Miami right

0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:31.440
<v Speaker 1>now and making it literally impossible for someone like my

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 1>family to get like an actual home, Like exactly, what's

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 1>up with that? Do you feel good about that? You're

0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:37.360
<v Speaker 1>literally landlord.

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Two thousand dollars a month really worth keeping a family houseless?

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 2>But whatever that's to you, that's up to you.

0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:46.359
<v Speaker 1>That's up to you to decide, you fucking freak. There's

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:48.840
<v Speaker 1>no way anybody who watches this on the airbb But

0:38:48.880 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>if you do, like I'm sorry, like.

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:54.879
<v Speaker 2>Don't think about it, don't fault me when I start

0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 2>my Airbnb landlord ark, I've been saying that, Yeah, I'm

0:38:57.520 --> 0:39:02.480
<v Speaker 2>gonna get really religious and then I escape the matrix.

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:07.799
<v Speaker 2>I saw someone kind of dissect the Andrew Tate like

0:39:07.920 --> 0:39:10.840
<v Speaker 2>escaping the Matrix and all like his weird, fucking creepy

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 2>followers that are like, I'm finally escaping the matrix, and

0:39:13.520 --> 0:39:16.759
<v Speaker 2>it's them flaunting like having like supercars and staying in

0:39:16.840 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 2>nice hotels and having a bunch of well, you know

0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:24.919
<v Speaker 2>what they're not realizing the matrixes is capitalism and that

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:28.319
<v Speaker 2>they like before they escape the matrix, like being in

0:39:28.360 --> 0:39:31.319
<v Speaker 2>the matrix is just like being like another cog in

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 2>the machine, and then escaping the matrix is like them

0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 2>having enough wealth where they don't have to play the

0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:40.120
<v Speaker 2>rat race game capitalism and that we're all on the

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:43.880
<v Speaker 2>same team. It's just these people are stupid and decide

0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:47.960
<v Speaker 2>to follow this dumb ass. But another conversation around another time.

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:51.760
<v Speaker 1>That's something else. I do think we should say the highest.

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Because it is so because when you framed you like that,

0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:54.879
<v Speaker 2>it's really fun.

0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:59.280
<v Speaker 1>So last story of the episode, get your blanket, wrap.

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:02.080
<v Speaker 2>Up, Surprised we were able to get this much time.

0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I know, like it was really hard. By the way,

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:09.320
<v Speaker 1>just keep that in mind, because I feel like nobody

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:10.919
<v Speaker 1>gives a fuck to listen to us for an hour

0:40:10.920 --> 0:40:15.200
<v Speaker 1>anymore because you all hate us. But so to preface,

0:40:15.840 --> 0:40:18.319
<v Speaker 1>we were saying with some friends who were going to

0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 1>like anime con and this wasn't a thought that like

0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:27.160
<v Speaker 1>passed our brain. We didn't think anything of it. We

0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:31.000
<v Speaker 1>were like, cool, yeah, we're down for that, and this

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:34.279
<v Speaker 1>was one of our last nights and me, you and

0:40:34.360 --> 0:40:37.480
<v Speaker 1>our friend at the time were like, we need to

0:40:37.560 --> 0:40:40.280
<v Speaker 1>get high. We haven't gotten high this whole trip because

0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 1>you had to be twenty one. You have to be

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:43.880
<v Speaker 1>twenty one to get any edibles or weed, and like

0:40:43.920 --> 0:40:46.160
<v Speaker 1>we didn't know anybody to buy weed from in La,

0:40:46.280 --> 0:40:49.520
<v Speaker 1>so we were like, we need to get high. So

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:52.239
<v Speaker 1>we literally went do you remember the trek it was

0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:54.719
<v Speaker 1>to get that weed. We went and hung out with

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:57.200
<v Speaker 1>like we were fucking maniacs. We went and hung out

0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>with like five different groups of people.

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Praying of that you get hooked up would.

0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:03.479
<v Speaker 1>Because like I think at the time, like you could

0:41:03.600 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 1>still already order it. So we were literally going around

0:41:06.520 --> 0:41:10.839
<v Speaker 1>praying somebody would praying somebody would order us weed ya,

0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:17.280
<v Speaker 1>And finally we came across some good hearted people.

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Who was it?

0:41:18.400 --> 0:41:20.880
<v Speaker 1>It was. I can't remember her name, I know her face.

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:22.120
<v Speaker 2>She was.

0:41:22.640 --> 0:41:25.080
<v Speaker 1>She was like one of Alexis friends, like one of

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Alexis close friends. And I can't remember her face for

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:31.360
<v Speaker 1>some reason, I can't remember her name, but I know

0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:33.600
<v Speaker 1>her face. Like her face, she has such a distinct face.

0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:35.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like actually kind of like scary, not in a

0:41:35.920 --> 0:41:38.359
<v Speaker 1>bad way, like she's a gorgeous girl, but like the

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:42.880
<v Speaker 1>most face face person I could think of. Yeah, I

0:41:42.880 --> 0:41:45.520
<v Speaker 1>don't know how to describe it, but I remember. But

0:41:45.640 --> 0:41:48.120
<v Speaker 1>remember we literally sat out by the pool with her

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:50.879
<v Speaker 1>for like an hour and a half waiting for this weed,

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 1>like so fucking like literally.

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Also, there was like a thing at the time where

0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:58.439
<v Speaker 2>like you had to order a certain amount of weed

0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:00.800
<v Speaker 2>and it was like one hundred bucks min home plus

0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:03.759
<v Speaker 2>delivery fees. So we scrounged up the little bit of

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:06.400
<v Speaker 2>money we had left to buy one hundred and thirty

0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 2>dollars worth of weed, and we left.

0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was literally we like we what

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:14.520
<v Speaker 1>we could have done with that money is go to

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:16.400
<v Speaker 1>a nice dinner for our last night there, but we

0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:20.280
<v Speaker 1>ended up getting the worst pizza all fucking time because

0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:22.440
<v Speaker 1>we spent all of ours because we spent all of

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:25.240
<v Speaker 1>our money on this weed. Also, you know, I just remembered.

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:27.919
<v Speaker 1>This was when all the Viners and everybody was living

0:42:27.960 --> 0:42:30.520
<v Speaker 1>at the w so that's where we were because we

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:32.879
<v Speaker 1>had friends who lived there at the time, so that's

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:33.520
<v Speaker 1>where we were.

0:42:33.600 --> 0:42:36.440
<v Speaker 2>We went to Bryce Hall's house to see if he

0:42:36.480 --> 0:42:36.920
<v Speaker 2>could to.

0:42:36.840 --> 0:42:38.600
<v Speaker 1>See yeah, to see if he would buy us. And no,

0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I think that's literally who it was, because the girl

0:42:40.640 --> 0:42:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking of at the time was I think Bryce's

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:45.120
<v Speaker 1>assistant or something. She was friends with all those people.

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:48.399
<v Speaker 1>So we were literally in Bryce's apartment complex at one point,

0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:49.800
<v Speaker 1>literally like looking around being.

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Like instance all in seeing like a bunch of just

0:42:53.760 --> 0:42:55.799
<v Speaker 2>like viners passed by us and be like, oh, that's

0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:57.880
<v Speaker 2>who that is. It was literally so weird. It was

0:42:57.960 --> 0:43:02.000
<v Speaker 2>like a college drum room for like viners and TikTokers

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:04.959
<v Speaker 2>and you hours and musers and all this shit. Yeah

0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:07.880
<v Speaker 2>not sick talker, yeah, but musically.

0:43:08.840 --> 0:43:12.319
<v Speaker 1>But whatever. We literally wait around forever and by the

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>time we get this, we'd like we're all like fucking

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 1>like tapped out. I think we like we got it

0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:19.680
<v Speaker 1>so late, Like I remember it was so late because

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:20.879
<v Speaker 1>our flight was super early.

0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:24.560
<v Speaker 2>We had already packed all of our bags, like yeah, meantime,

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:28.920
<v Speaker 2>like whatever. So we eventually get this. We deliver it's

0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:30.759
<v Speaker 2>the most weed I've ever seen in my entire life.

0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Like it's joints, it's edibles, it's edible drinks.

0:43:33.600 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>We heard joints. Like.

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:38.399
<v Speaker 2>We got like the craziest weed we could buy because

0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 2>we needed to fill out that one hundred dollars thing,

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:42.359
<v Speaker 2>but we didn't want a super big surplus. But somehow

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:45.359
<v Speaker 2>we still ended up with so much weed, and we

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:50.440
<v Speaker 2>just proceeded to get absolutely obliterated, obliterated, obliterated, faded, and

0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:53.440
<v Speaker 2>hope feaded, then hope faded then a hope like black

0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 2>out so high.

0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:56.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember, I Like, I know we had to

0:43:56.960 --> 0:43:59.200
<v Speaker 1>have been watching something, and I remember our TV on,

0:43:59.400 --> 0:44:01.759
<v Speaker 1>but I don't. I don't even remember what we were watching. Yeah,

0:44:01.760 --> 0:44:03.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what the fuck we were talking about.

0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:06.520
<v Speaker 2>I remember we after we ate that pizza, we proceeded

0:44:06.600 --> 0:44:09.880
<v Speaker 2>to stab the pizza box a thousand times, Yeah, because we.

0:44:09.880 --> 0:44:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Had a knife close and like one of us just

0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:14.400
<v Speaker 1>did it and we were like, dude, this feels so good,

0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Like doing this feels so good because it was me.

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 2>It was me that was like, dude, y'all need to

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:19.920
<v Speaker 2>feel this, like.

0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:23.360
<v Speaker 1>And it did, because like stabbing cardboard is fun. But

0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:26.120
<v Speaker 1>we looked insane. We're just all on the floor, high

0:44:26.160 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 1>as fuck, like stabbing this box. So we're just hanging out.

0:44:30.520 --> 0:44:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Then our friends who were staying with comes back, and

0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:35.279
<v Speaker 1>we didn't know they were gonna be coming back with

0:44:35.320 --> 0:44:38.799
<v Speaker 1>a friend and they just came from anime con. So

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:41.759
<v Speaker 1>in our high brains, what we thought was happening was

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:44.359
<v Speaker 1>we were being introduced to somebody with like short hair

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:46.719
<v Speaker 1>and a mustache and then our friend and we were like, oh, hey,

0:44:46.760 --> 0:44:48.759
<v Speaker 1>what's up, And like we all like shake hands and

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:50.720
<v Speaker 1>we're just like whatever, and they're eating in and out

0:44:50.880 --> 0:44:54.880
<v Speaker 1>and like we like keep it's felt so and we

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 1>keep looking back at like the one friend because like

0:44:57.760 --> 0:45:00.680
<v Speaker 1>we were so high that their figure was like disoriented

0:45:00.680 --> 0:45:04.399
<v Speaker 1>at least something about them was like a little off,

0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:05.000
<v Speaker 1>and we were like.

0:45:05.120 --> 0:45:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Energy and like we're all on the couch like looking

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:12.160
<v Speaker 2>at the same time, like in unison, and it's like

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 2>very obvious, like we're not like nothing else.

0:45:15.800 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Was on the TV anymore. We were sitting and like whispering,

0:45:18.520 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 1>and we were like laugh off after literally who the

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:26.120
<v Speaker 1>fuck is that? Like what is that outfit? Like we

0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:28.799
<v Speaker 1>literally because mind you, we had fully forgotten they came

0:45:28.800 --> 0:45:31.479
<v Speaker 1>from anime. So in our head we were like, this

0:45:31.520 --> 0:45:34.920
<v Speaker 1>person is dressed the craziest I've ever seen somebody on

0:45:34.960 --> 0:45:37.120
<v Speaker 1>like a Thursday night dressed in my fucking line. And

0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 1>we were just like, who is this, Like why are they?

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Like they don't even sound the way they look like.

0:45:41.760 --> 0:45:44.920
<v Speaker 1>We were like, we were so confused, and we weren't

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:46.239
<v Speaker 1>crying up.

0:45:47.680 --> 0:45:50.400
<v Speaker 2>This is the craziest part of the story. This is

0:45:50.440 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 2>the craziest part of the story. So this person walks

0:45:53.600 --> 0:45:56.040
<v Speaker 2>in front of us and we all follow them like

0:45:56.120 --> 0:46:00.399
<v Speaker 2>this to the bathroom, and they like now and said

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:03.759
<v Speaker 2>they're going to the bathroom, and they start like they

0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:09.400
<v Speaker 2>spent like a really bathroom like it felt like thirty

0:46:09.440 --> 0:46:11.480
<v Speaker 2>forty minutes, and we were like, what the fuck are

0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:12.680
<v Speaker 2>they basically.

0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 1>Now knowing what they were doing, they fully were in

0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:17.040
<v Speaker 1>there for that long, but because we were so I

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:20.120
<v Speaker 1>literally like, dude, they're literally gonna kill us, Like.

0:46:20.120 --> 0:46:21.919
<v Speaker 2>Who is freak this out?

0:46:22.200 --> 0:46:24.960
<v Speaker 1>And our friend who was with them was just silent,

0:46:25.040 --> 0:46:27.200
<v Speaker 1>like I don't even think, Like they realized that we

0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:29.120
<v Speaker 1>were sitting and freaking out about the friend they brought,

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:30.759
<v Speaker 1>and we didn't want to say anything because we were like,

0:46:30.760 --> 0:46:31.399
<v Speaker 1>that's so rude.

0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Exactly. They were want to kill us exactly. So then

0:46:34.680 --> 0:46:36.880
<v Speaker 2>this person after forty five minutes, comes out of this

0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:43.360
<v Speaker 2>fucking bathroom and is completely different, like long hair, long hair,

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:49.800
<v Speaker 2>colored hair, like new outfit, like everything in it, no mustache,

0:46:50.000 --> 0:46:52.520
<v Speaker 2>no fucking sash, and no makeup on.

0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:54.560
<v Speaker 1>We were like, what the fuck.

0:46:54.360 --> 0:46:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Is We freaked the fuck out and we were like

0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:58.680
<v Speaker 2>did this person just go into our bathroom and like

0:46:58.920 --> 0:47:01.160
<v Speaker 2>come out a different person? What is fucking going on?

0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 2>We were like blackout high and like we were dying

0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:05.720
<v Speaker 2>and the greening.

0:47:06.480 --> 0:47:09.200
<v Speaker 1>We were like, oh my god, like what the fuck?

0:47:09.320 --> 0:47:11.759
<v Speaker 1>Like that person never existed. We made them up, like

0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 1>how did they look like? We all saw that they

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:16.880
<v Speaker 1>looked so different, And then our friend went into the bathroom.

0:47:17.560 --> 0:47:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Also the friend is Michael, our friend who we were with,

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:25.320
<v Speaker 1>goes into the bathroom and comes out and he's like, dude,

0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:31.160
<v Speaker 1>her mustache is off, like the mustache is on a towel.

0:47:34.760 --> 0:47:37.200
<v Speaker 1>We were like and We were like, this motherfucker went

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:38.359
<v Speaker 1>in there and shaved.

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Their mustache off off and put it back together on

0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:45.760
<v Speaker 2>the towel. It was this funniest thing I have ever

0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:46.279
<v Speaker 2>seen it.

0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Wait, and then it wasn't until the next day that

0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 1>we were like, dude, they were cosplaying, like they were

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:56.120
<v Speaker 1>literally in full blown cosplaying. We just like didn't realize

0:47:56.160 --> 0:47:58.560
<v Speaker 1>that we could. We were so greened up. Yeah, that

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:00.759
<v Speaker 1>was so. We literally were like do they wiped off

0:48:00.800 --> 0:48:03.960
<v Speaker 1>their fucking mustache, like shower mustache is just on the

0:48:04.000 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 1>floor And that was our That is so funny. That

0:48:08.120 --> 0:48:09.839
<v Speaker 1>was like the equivalent to as funny as me thinking

0:48:09.840 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>that I was burning alive when I went I was

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:15.280
<v Speaker 1>high for the first time under the heated live the lamps.

0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:17.840
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that there were first like bonding moment.

0:48:17.960 --> 0:48:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't know that there were light bulbs that

0:48:20.080 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 1>got hot. I've said this before, but I'll just say

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:23.880
<v Speaker 1>for anybody who doesn't know, the first time I got

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:27.200
<v Speaker 1>high was in like Colorado during the winter, and it

0:48:27.239 --> 0:48:28.759
<v Speaker 1>was like me and Drew got high. It was the

0:48:28.760 --> 0:48:30.080
<v Speaker 1>best time ever. And then I went back to my

0:48:30.200 --> 0:48:34.400
<v Speaker 1>room to go shower, and I was like butt naked

0:48:34.440 --> 0:48:37.160
<v Speaker 1>nasty brushing my teeth with the shower on, and I'm

0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:39.040
<v Speaker 1>like sitting there brushing my teeth, standing there and I'm dude,

0:48:39.040 --> 0:48:40.719
<v Speaker 1>the back of my neck is burning, like I'm like

0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 1>literally on fire, Like I think I'm melting. I need

0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:44.640
<v Speaker 1>to get in the shower, just like fucking lay down.

0:48:44.680 --> 0:48:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Like it's so hot in here. I think because of

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:48.440
<v Speaker 1>the warm shower or whatever. I get in the shower,

0:48:49.120 --> 0:48:51.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm still burning. I'd like, my body feels like it's

0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:56.960
<v Speaker 1>literally having like fucking insane lasers pointed at it, and

0:48:57.040 --> 0:48:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm melting away. And then I get in the shower

0:48:59.560 --> 0:49:01.319
<v Speaker 1>and I'm over in soap and I'm like, oh my god,

0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:03.439
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna die, Like I'm actually burning to death.

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:06.640
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is happening? And I was so paranoid

0:49:06.880 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>that I got out covered in soap and just laid

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.200
<v Speaker 1>butt naked on the bed and like fucking knocked out

0:49:11.200 --> 0:49:13.520
<v Speaker 1>because I was so scared. And then the next morning,

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:14.960
<v Speaker 1>when I was walking around, I was like, bitch, the

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:18.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking lamps the bulbs are hot, like because I in

0:49:18.080 --> 0:49:19.960
<v Speaker 1>the morning, I was like, dude, I'm still burning in here.

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:22.560
<v Speaker 1>And I realized, oh, they make light bulbs that radiate

0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:23.759
<v Speaker 1>it huge.

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:26.520
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, what did we throw on the Oh we

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:27.480
<v Speaker 2>were playing with pads.

0:49:27.520 --> 0:49:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were playing with pads and tampons.

0:49:30.120 --> 0:49:32.719
<v Speaker 2>So that's the podcast that we tried to record three times, and.

0:49:32.680 --> 0:49:34.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy that we were able to know.

0:49:34.600 --> 0:49:38.840
<v Speaker 2>And give you a product that was actually not that

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:45.440
<v Speaker 2>and pretty funny. But now for some media, Sanctuary by Arca.

0:49:46.160 --> 0:49:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm just in honor of ARCA missing the ARCA content.

0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:54.239
<v Speaker 1>They missed the Oca concert last night. Well, by the

0:49:54.280 --> 0:49:55.680
<v Speaker 1>time this comes out, it's like a week ago. But

0:49:55.680 --> 0:49:58.200
<v Speaker 1>we couldn't go because we had we had to like

0:49:58.280 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 1>just change our life around to go.

0:49:59.640 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 2>To Para sim by Arca and you're jerk new boys

0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:10.160
<v Speaker 2>and after after after the after CFCF and then what

0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:14.360
<v Speaker 2>did I watch? Watch milk manor now you look awful?

0:50:14.560 --> 0:50:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, I'm never gonna smile again.

0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Thank god you have an ugly smile.

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:23.439
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Well my media is, Oh, I need to watch

0:50:23.480 --> 0:50:26.279
<v Speaker 1>the Sopranos. That's what I'm gonna download an episode on

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:28.480
<v Speaker 1>to watch on the plane. But we won't have time

0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:30.359
<v Speaker 1>because we literally have to call a newborn in fifteen minutes,

0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:34.040
<v Speaker 1>which is fucking crazy. My media of the Week is

0:50:34.080 --> 0:50:36.439
<v Speaker 1>Poping My Collar by three six Mafia, I Am Trying

0:50:36.440 --> 0:50:38.839
<v Speaker 1>to Break Your Heart by Wilco Real, Love Baby by

0:50:38.880 --> 0:50:42.799
<v Speaker 1>Father John Misty, Fluffy, Toughs by Top two Twins, Where

0:50:42.800 --> 0:50:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Did Our Love Go? The Supremes and.

0:50:48.239 --> 0:50:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Ha Near Me Ha Terrible.

0:50:57.080 --> 0:51:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow, and how could I forget? I'm starting my summer playlist.

0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:05.720
<v Speaker 1>Favorite by Nicki Minaj, Cockiness and Love Song by Rihanna,

0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Drinking My Cup Kirk Obangs, Bodies Jasmine Sullivan, One Thing

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:13.319
<v Speaker 1>a Mary. I don't know how to say her name,

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:16.400
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sorry. And that's the start of my summer

0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:18.480
<v Speaker 1>playlist right now. I have a few other songs, but

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm really trying to think because right now, for the

0:51:21.080 --> 0:51:24.480
<v Speaker 1>most part, that whole playlist is like throwback to being

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:28.719
<v Speaker 1>in high school and middle school. Other than Bodies by

0:51:28.800 --> 0:51:30.719
<v Speaker 1>Jazmine Sullivan because that's a new song, but that song

0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:34.080
<v Speaker 1>is just so good and her her live performance of it,

0:51:34.200 --> 0:51:35.640
<v Speaker 1>like that she did I forgot on what It's not

0:51:35.719 --> 0:51:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Tiny Desk, but it's like one of those things.

0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:41.839
<v Speaker 2>Tiny Meat Gang, her Jasmine Sullivan's performance on Tiny Meat Gang.

0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Wow. I didn't think they could get her,

0:51:45.160 --> 0:51:45.520
<v Speaker 1>but they did.

0:51:45.560 --> 0:51:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Huh wow wow.

0:51:48.239 --> 0:51:50.399
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's my media of the week and milk

0:51:50.480 --> 0:51:53.360
<v Speaker 1>manner because I'm gonna be watching the new episode tonight

0:51:54.239 --> 0:51:57.799
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, thank you guys so much. Oh yeah, we

0:51:57.840 --> 0:51:58.640
<v Speaker 1>have to catch up on that.

0:51:58.680 --> 0:52:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Si and Spice. Honestly, we're sleepers and I was terrified

0:52:04.320 --> 0:52:08.560
<v Speaker 2>for them, but they turned out to be amazing, And

0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I think they were handed a short end of the

0:52:10.880 --> 0:52:14.280
<v Speaker 2>stick because they're new drag queens, new age drag queens,

0:52:14.320 --> 0:52:21.439
<v Speaker 2>and they just don't have the the uh respect yet

0:52:21.680 --> 0:52:22.560
<v Speaker 2>for every other trait.

0:52:22.760 --> 0:52:25.000
<v Speaker 1>They definitely need to like step into the scene a

0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:26.640
<v Speaker 1>little more. But I think that's with a lot of

0:52:26.800 --> 0:52:29.279
<v Speaker 1>just like people in creative scenes all across the board,

0:52:29.280 --> 0:52:31.400
<v Speaker 1>because people seem to forget that we had three years

0:52:31.600 --> 0:52:33.880
<v Speaker 1>of complete isolation, so a lot of the new artists

0:52:33.920 --> 0:52:38.760
<v Speaker 1>in every fucking creative field are not as in depth

0:52:39.080 --> 0:52:40.960
<v Speaker 1>as they used to be. Also, even before that, the

0:52:41.000 --> 0:52:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Internet changed the way we communicate as people, and like,

0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:44.799
<v Speaker 1>if you're from the eighties, you can't be mad that

0:52:44.880 --> 0:52:48.200
<v Speaker 1>nobody is like in the streets running amock anymore, because

0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:49.640
<v Speaker 1>like that's just not the way the life goes. But

0:52:49.680 --> 0:52:51.600
<v Speaker 1>that's a different conversation. But yeah, I love them so much.

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I think if they did more shows and like really

0:52:54.520 --> 0:52:57.359
<v Speaker 1>tweaked it up and like tweaked up their comedics skills too,

0:52:57.440 --> 0:53:01.640
<v Speaker 1>and everything, all those ends because they serve they.

0:53:01.080 --> 0:53:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Weren't winners at all, Like, don't get me wrong. Then

0:53:04.600 --> 0:53:07.799
<v Speaker 2>obviously we all know who's gonna win this season, Like

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:10.239
<v Speaker 2>it's not hard to see. We all know the top

0:53:10.520 --> 0:53:14.320
<v Speaker 2>three of this season. But Sugar and Spice.

0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:16.759
<v Speaker 1>I just like them as I like.

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I think they're cute.

0:53:17.600 --> 0:53:20.640
<v Speaker 1>I think also a twin duo on Drag Race was

0:53:20.680 --> 0:53:22.680
<v Speaker 1>like so cool when they did their lip sync against

0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:24.560
<v Speaker 1>each other, which if you haven't watched.

0:53:24.320 --> 0:53:27.120
<v Speaker 2>The producers were produced, I know that was.

0:53:27.080 --> 0:53:28.640
<v Speaker 1>So good and they made it like a whole little

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:30.880
<v Speaker 1>thing for themselves. But yeah, well, we literally have to

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:33.239
<v Speaker 1>run because we have to get on flight.

0:53:33.480 --> 0:54:00.439
<v Speaker 2>Peace and love mine, ey,