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Speaker 2: Now, mind fucking too. I'm on my god damn period.

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Speaker 2: I have a flight to Paris in an hour.

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Speaker 2: I know, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: We should when we get there, we should see if

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Speaker 2: All their There's a twist to it that don't look

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Speaker 2: And it's the craziest shit ever. It should not exist. Literally,

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Speaker 2: it's so fucking weird, it's dangerous.

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Speaker 1: And it's tampering with God.

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Speaker 2: It's really fucking weird, but it is so addicting to watch.

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Speaker 2: And you can watch all episodes that are out in

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Speaker 1: I think it is literally so funny.

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Speaker 2: though we happened like a huge idunity, there there are

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Speaker 2: This person gets here. I'm listening to the entire conversation.

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Speaker 2: It's really interesting. It's really weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they just they got up and left. They did

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Speaker 2: Basically, we're thinking about rinting Josh's room out on Airbnb.

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Speaker 2: We get there and we're staying for a couple of days,

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Speaker 1: Eyes before I'm really sensitive to like dust mites, Like

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Speaker 2: And I found like the way getting to my sister's heart,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we're still not there, but one day,

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Speaker 1: But that just reminded me of the I was.

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Speaker 1: You said, sorry, I'm drunk, I'm really packing druk right now,

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Speaker 1: It's just like, you can't let me have anything.

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Speaker 2: I know. I can't. I really can't I have I

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Speaker 1: Anyway reminded me of the TikTok sign, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: Oh he scammed the fuck out of us. Because what

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Speaker 2: Air I can advantage that when we were young. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: covered in fleas too. It was a full flea infestation.

437
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 2: Like the entire house, even.

438
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 1: Though humans hadn't been in there the whole time we

439
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 1: were there. And then he just got us to pack

440
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:34,200
Speaker 1: our bags, pay for our own uber to another location,

441
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: to another Airbnb that sucked balls of his, and we

442
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 1: just went and we just stayed and we didn't say anything.

443
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: We were like, yeah, this is just it. And then

444
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 1: I think like we ended up moving back to the

445
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 1: other one, like cause he got somehow, oh he got

446
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: it cleaned and like got it sprayed down and there

447
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 1: were no more fleas.

448
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 2: So when he tried to light us and say, oh,

449
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,160
Speaker 2: there weren't fleas anywhere, and we were like no, look

450
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 2: at these photos we have of the fleas.

451
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was like, Oh, it wasn't even in station.

452
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 1: It was just like a few look like it.

453
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 2: I was like, no, look at our ankles and wrists.

454
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: We know we're literally clever. Invites you feel good.

455
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 2: I just had like, sometimes, like a word reverberates in

456
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 2: my head over and over again, and if I don't

457
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 2: say it out loud, or if I don't mimic something

458
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 2: someone else is saying it, will I melt?

459
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 1: Dude? I know that for like repeating what someone says

460
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 1: to me, and it's so bad, Like why do I

461
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: have the biggest urge when someone says something that I

462
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 1: think is funny just repeating it back to that? No,

463
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 1: it's or just like anytime they say something and I

464
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,399
Speaker 1: have nothing else to say.

465
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 2: If I don't get it out of my head, it

466
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 2: feels like my brain is going to melt.

467
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 1: Also, Drew pointed out that we only speak in hype.

468
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 1: What is it? What is it? How did you phrase it?

469
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 1: When we were at the store and I was like,

470
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,880
Speaker 1: what would you do if I blah blah blah right now?

471
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 2: I don't know finally speak?

472
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 1: You were like, we we only speak in like hypotheticals

473
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: and like real fictional hypotheticals to each other. When we're

474
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: out in public and we're like running errands, all we.

475
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 2: Do is what if I did this or what if

476
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: I this happened. Yeah, we don't actually ever communicate when

477
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 2: we're in public because we're in like a constant state

478
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 2: of bit where we're always trying to troll the people

479
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 2: around us to like give them a story to tell.

480
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 1: And then a woman that day who we were doing

481
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 1: that in front of had no reaction to the way

482
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: we were acting and talking also bystander effect, no literally

483
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 1: like we were genuinely fighting, and she said nothing to us,

484
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,199
Speaker 1: which she could probably. I mean we were in there

485
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes, so she probably saw us being normal.

486
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 1: She was like, bitch, I'm not letting.

487
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: These kids, not letting these kids truck me. But the

488
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 2: other Airbnb you sixteen year olds troll me.

489
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty four.

490
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,679
Speaker 2: I'm sixteen. You why are you hanging out with a

491
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 2: fucking twenty four? Why are you hanging out with a

492
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:50,959
Speaker 2: sixteen year old?

493
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 1: Because you're my fucking son. Bitch, I raised you.

494
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 2: Well all these bitches is my son's.

495
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: We're turning seventeen soon. How do you feel about that?

496
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 2: Honestly, were the good one step closer to being able

497
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 2: to buy cigarettes? Two bad puff bars our band. But

498
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 2: the craziest fucking thing that has ever literally ever happened

499
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 2: to me happened to me yesterday.

500
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how crazy it could be, because everything

501
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 1: that happens to you is the craziest thing that's ever happened,

502
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: the worst thing that's ever happened to him, the craziest

503
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 1: thing that's ever happened to him, or the greatest thing

504
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: that's alread happened to him, and it is yeah, okay,

505
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: so yeah.

506
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 2: I go to the front door. You heard me talking

507
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 2: to this man for like an hour, right, not an hour?

508
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: Wait when you came back with.

509
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 2: No I went down to the door. I spoke with

510
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 2: him for fifteen minutes. It was yesterday. And do you

511
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 2: want to know what he said to me? What he

512
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 2: said it was it sounds like I'm fucking making this

513
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: shit up. But he looked at me and he was like, yo,

514
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 2: like if you if you show me your balls, I'll

515
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: give you a puff bar. Apparently he had known that

516
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 2: I quit. I don't know how you knew I quit,

517
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: but I said no.

518
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but and you were good though. You were like

519
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 1: ten days, like he went like ten days without a

520
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: puff bar, which is like good, I know.

521
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 2: I am.

522
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: You're on day like.

523
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: Thirteen, I still am. Yeah, so I was just like

524
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 2: you said no obviously.

525
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but you came back upstairs with no shirt.

526
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: On, so did he just like, well, I was getting

527
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: my water bottle from Mason at the same time.

528
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's just suspicious that you were down there

529
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: for so long and you didn't show him at your

530
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,479
Speaker 1: balls and you had no shirt when you came back

531
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: up like yeah, okay, but you didn't show him your balls. No,

532
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: still no puff bar.

533
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 2: Mhmm.

534
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm proud of you.

535
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't puffed in fifteen days.

536
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 1: And you and you kept your pride because you kept

537
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: your balls in your pants for once. So that makes me.

538
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 2: Happy, which is honestly really hard for me.

539
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, sometimes they just like fall out. Yeah, well,

540
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you and your self control because that

541
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,479
Speaker 1: actually takes a lot. So I am really proud of you.

542
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: Should I say. The other Airbnb story that got me

543
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: like the worst review that actually made me.

544
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 2: This is the thing one with rats.

545
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: Yes, the yes, I fucking booked this airbnb because I

546
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: was like, this is cute, Like I actually want to

547
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 1: look at pictures, because that's what I did last time.

548
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: Is like the other one. I was like, oh, I

549
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: remember these airbnbs being super nice and being like, oh god, yes,

550
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: this is everything, and then being like later on, where'd

551
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: you get that they don't sell it? Oh my god,

552
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, you were disgusting.

553
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 2: It's not cheating. He just looked at them and played

554
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 2: with them a little bit.

555
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 1: He'dn't even ask to fucking play with them, and you

556
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: play with them. Oh nom done.

557
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 2: I can't with you anymore. I'm done. Oh So when

558
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: I cheat, it's a problem, But when you don't cheat,

559
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 2: it's not a problem.

560
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: Do you fucking hear yourself? Also, you think I don't cheat,

561
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: I don't get caught. I cheat, bitch. See when the

562
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: tables turn out to a big deal? Do you spit?

563
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: Did it squirt in your mouth? It's squirting on you.

564
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: So this other airbnb was in a fucking garage, and

565
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is cool. This is retro

566
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: this is retrof Like, wow, so cool that he did this.

567
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 2: Wait, I wonder where it is October October.

568
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: Dude, looking back at the airbnbs we've stayed in. These

569
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: airbnbs are fucking gross.

570
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 2: And we thought it was like ultra lux. Yeah, we

571
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 2: were like, we're living the best life.

572
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: Dude, this is it. The photos make it look better

573
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: than it.

574
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 2: It was like the photos, so it's actually really nice

575
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 2: to this day.

576
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the photos make it look really nice. But

577
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 1: then when you get inside you realize, oh, this is

578
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: actually just a man's garage. It's a sha Like it's

579
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: literally this is fucked up. Like I did s here,

580
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: like I made s happen here. Like that's like, that

581
00:27:58,960 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: is the.

582
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 2: Magic of floor in the other room and the sleeping

583
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 2: that sleeping a fucking sleeping bag with rats running all

584
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 2: around this fuck And we knew there.

585
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: Were rats because again you're snooping. Skills kicked in and

586
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: Drew was snooping around and he was like, there's a

587
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: fucking rat trap up here. And I think it was you,

588
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: me and Emma hanging out that day and we were like,

589
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: there's a fucking rat trap. And we were all looking.

590
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: We were like, there's there is a rat trap, Like

591
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: what the fuck? But We didn't think anything of it

592
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: because I was like, I got I got a few

593
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 1: little buddies at home, Like that's not the biggest deal ever,

594
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: because I would assume it was just precautionary. No, there

595
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,239
Speaker 1: was fully a fucking rat in that airbnb. Because what

596
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,479
Speaker 1: ended up happening is Drew ended up leaving because he

597
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: was there for a shorter time than me because I

598
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: had business to take care of that was very important

599
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: for me at the time. Yeah, I had lots of sex.

600
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: There was lots of sex to be had for me

601
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: in this this beautiful city, and I was there for

602
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: longer and I had got just gotten this gorgeous vintage torture.

603
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: Now it's vince At the time, it was only like

604
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: four or five years old, but it was a Lil

605
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: Wayne Drake merch t shirt from when they went on

606
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: when they went on tour together, and I had I

607
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: had it laid across like the makeshift kitchen table counter

608
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: they had. And at the time, that's when I was

609
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: like vegetarian, I think, and I was like obsessed with

610
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: just grabbing like cheese, crackers and avocados, and I would

611
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: literally like scoop out avocado and like chomp and eat avocado.

612
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: And I left half of an avocado on the counter

613
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: because I was like, I'm gonna eat that later. But

614
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: then something happens where I just had to leave the house.

615
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, got ready quick, ran

616
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: out of the house.

617
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: Always leave half avocados at or do you just forget

618
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: about it? No?

619
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: I leave them out because I don't like putting them

620
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: in the fridge for some reason, like I don't know why.

621
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: I think it dries it out, and like that's my

622
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: family does that. Like my family like leaves out, like

623
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: they don't refrigerate cut onions and like avocados and stuff.

624
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: They leave it like in the fruit basket at home.

625
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: So I think I just do that because they did that,

626
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: And I was like this is the way of life.

627
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: Oxidizer a little bit.

628
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, like I don't like cold avocado, like when

629
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm eating, like it's like too much for my teeth.

630
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: And I'd rather have like a room temperature tomato too,

631
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: Like I hate having tomatoes in the fridge because I

632
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: when you go to eat, I'm like this is so cold.

633
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: For what, Like you don't go to a restaurant and

634
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: eat a cold tomato? On a fucking bagel, Like the

635
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: tomato is never cold, it's room temperature. But that aside.

636
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,719
Speaker 1: When I came back, I'm like on my phone. I

637
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: look up and the avocado is bitting the fuck up

638
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, I know I didn't do that.

639
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: And there was rat poop and fucking avocado turns all

640
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: over this fucking Drake and Little Wayne shirt and I

641
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: was just looking at it. I was like, that is

642
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: fresh because I was just here and I just put

643
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: the shirt down and that was not there, bitch. The

644
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: fucking rat came ate my avocado and shit all over

645
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: my new shirt, and I just freaked the fuck out.

646
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, no, I am not saying here.

647
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: I had friends at the time, so I was like,

648
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna say anything. I'm just gonna like

649
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: contact Airbnb and then not say anything to the host.

650
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: I contacted Airbnb and they were like, we can't do

651
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: anything about it. You need to talk to the host

652
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: and like get a refund from them, and can basically

653
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: tell me I needed to convince the airbnb host to

654
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: give me a refund, and then the Airbnb host was like, no,

655
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you a fucking refund, like I don't

656
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: have rats, even though I had a picture of the

657
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: rat shit all over my goddamn shirt and his rat traps,

658
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: and he just wouldn't give me a refund. The Airbnb

659
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: just like stayed empty until and I left my shirt

660
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: there because I was like, I don't want my shirt

661
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: now it's literally covered in rat piss and shit, I'm

662
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: not gonna take that shirt anymore. And then he left

663
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: me the nastiest review. He was like, she was so

664
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: fucking dirty and disrespectful blah blah blah blah. And I

665
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: didn't know that your replies on Airbnb to the host

666
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: are public. And I said, wait, I want to look

667
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: up my bad words.

668
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 2: And then while you're finding that, I one thing about

669
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 2: me is I'm a snooper, Like, do not let me

670
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: into your space, because I will learn everything I need

671
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: to know about you by looking through your shit. Because

672
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 2: like I can if you have a junk drawer versus

673
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 2: if you don't, I can tell the type of person

674
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 2: you are. I can tell by what's inside the drunk

675
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: drawer the type of person you are. I can look

676
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: at your pills and vitamins and your prescriptions and know

677
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 2: the type of person you are and what you get

678
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: up to in your activities, your mental state, Like I

679
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 2: can learn so much through something. I can find your

680
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: tax documents and go through those, like don't let me

681
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: into your space, because any Airbnb I've ever been in,

682
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: I have ripped his shreds and gone through everything to

683
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: find anything about this person, which is.

684
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: Good because it's like I need to know if the

685
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: killer lives here, what if the killer owns this exactly exactly.

686
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: But so also I'll read his review and then my review. Bitch,

687
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit him. I'm gonna find him and hit him.

688
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,479
Speaker 1: So to the beginning of his review, he leaves a

689
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: note about how I had a bad review before him,

690
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: and the bad review before him was this fucking bitch

691
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: who I stayed there with somebody I was seeing at

692
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: the time. I didn't know anyone in LA at that time,

693
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: so I wasn't having fucking parties or anything. And in

694
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: her review, in her thing, she was like, don't have parties,

695
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,719
Speaker 1: and we were like, cool, we don't have parties whatever.

696
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: She claimed we had a party because we had red

697
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: solo cups in the garbage can and she had messaged

698
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: me and she was like, you threw a party, and

699
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: I was like what, And then she was like, well,

700
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: when I was going to take out the garbage, I

701
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: saw a bunch of red solo cups and you left

702
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: a bunch of new ones there. And I was like,

703
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: I left the new ones there just in case you

704
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: wanted to like keep them, because I didn't want to

705
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: throw them out. But I did throw a fucking party.

706
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: I just didn't want.

707
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: To have to washhes alcohol.

708
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally I'm a child. I don't drink. But

709
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I just didn't want to wash dishes

710
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: because airbnbs are fucking scams that make you do chores,

711
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: and why the fuck would I want to wash dishes

712
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: at an Airbnb. And I was like, no, we just

713
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: get read solo cups. I don't know, just had a habit,

714
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: like that's just the cup we got. And she was

715
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, you had a party because I

716
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: also saw two bottles of like wine or something, and

717
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I was staying there with someone for

718
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: like a week and a half, that's not that crazy.

719
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: And we just gone to an argument and then she

720
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: was like it was so fucking dirty. She went against

721
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: the house rules. I always say parties are not allowed,

722
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: and I'm sure she did throw a party in my apartment.

723
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: I fucking didn't, bitch. I went and watched Call Me

724
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: by Your Name and cried for three days. That's what

725
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: I did in that apartment. So this is the review

726
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: from the other person, and it was very messy and uncommunicative.

727
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: As a guest, I had read of review stating that

728
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 1: she left an Airbnb unit in a super messy state

729
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: and asked her about it before I accepted her reservation.

730
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: She assured me it was a weird set of circumstances

731
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: and that I had nothing to worry about because it

732
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: was I also set him fucking dms with the bitch.

733
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: That's why he let me stay there, because I was like,

734
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: look at the dms. She was just mad that I

735
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: used red solo cups convics at a party. I'm pretty

736
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: sure I set him pictures of what I was doing

737
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: in the airbnb, and I was like, I didn't do anything.

738
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody here, why would I throw a party.

739
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: I'm also like eighteen, like I'm a girl, and he's like,

740
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: I figured everybody deserves a second chance and gave her

741
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt. She left garbage and personal

742
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: items everywhere, moved things all over the unit and didn't

743
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: put them back. What things was I moving, bitch? I

744
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: didn't put your chair in the fucking front yard. What

745
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: are you talking about. She didn't follow a single rule

746
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: or a single one of my checkout instructions. The one

747
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: I gave her a late checkout as a courtesy. I

748
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: wasn't there there. I literally wasn't there. She was also

749
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: extremely uncommunicative, didn't reply to most of my messages or

750
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: let me know when she would be leaving or arriving.

751
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: I would not have any back my response, You had

752
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: a fucking rat, asshole, That's what I said. Didn't realize,

753
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: didn't realize that was on the front of my thing.

754
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 1: And then I couldn't get an Airbnb until twenty twenty two.

755
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 1: That was the next time I was able to fucking

756
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: be accepted for an Airbnb because he up my review.

757
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 2: Yea and O'Ryan are the only ones that plan getaways

758
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 2: with our friends because we're the only ones that have

759
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: drive and ambition. So me and O'Ryan had the book

760
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 2: the Airbn. It bes on our accounts for years between

761
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 2: there because and you couldn't.

762
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally, anybody I want on a trip with,

763
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, let's split it. But I can't

764
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: put it on my card or my name because Airbnb

765
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,959
Speaker 1: will detect me and not let me fucking stand.

766
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 2: You know it's crazy is I booked an Airbnb in

767
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 2: New York for all of our friends because we were like, oh,

768
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 2: let's go to New York together. It was me and

769
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 2: a few friends in India, and then I got covid.

770
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 2: It was the year Playboy card. He dropped whole lot

771
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: of red and it was right after Christmas, and I

772
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, that's gonna be so cute. Got covid,

773
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 2: couldn't go. Everybody went to the Airbnb and stayed there.

774
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 2: But I got a horrific review on my account because

775
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 2: someone dyed their fucking hair and my Airbnb on my

776
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 2: account in staining the pillows, the bed, the towels, everything

777
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 2: and turned them bright red. And I did feel bad

778
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: for this lady and I did have to pay out

779
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,720
Speaker 2: of my fucking pocket for her to replace all these things.

780
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: But I wasn't even there, and I got the bad

781
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: review on my fucking account, which is so evil, and

782
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: I had to take the fucking you.

783
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: Had to take that. You had to take it, and

784
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: you took it like a champ. I remember there was

785
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: an airbnb I used to stay in a lot when

786
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,760
Speaker 1: I came to la and it was like my favorite

787
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 1: place to stay. And I became like, not friends, but

788
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: kind of acquainted with the woman who owned the airbnb.

789
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this one drew.

790
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god, why is this one?

791
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: This is the one which we should I'll start that

792
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 1: start right.

793
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: Well, we'll talk about it in a different episode, because

794
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: we talked a lot about pod airbnbs.

795
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: Well, this one's more of like a funny high story

796
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: than anything. But yeah, I became friends with her, and

797
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: that was the era where I was dying my hair

798
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: a lot and I had stained a towel and she

799
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: was really nice about it. She was like, hey, like,

800
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 1: I love having you as a guest. I think actually

801
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: this might have been the first time I stayed there,

802
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: and she was still nice to me about it. She

803
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: was like, hey, one of the I think I might

804
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: have let her know. I was like, hey, just let

805
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: you know. I didn't realize this would happened, but one

806
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: of your towels stay because I have red hair right now,

807
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: I can pay it back and she was like, don't

808
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: even she was like, don't worry about it, Like I'll

809
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: just replace it. This kind of stuff happens all the time,

810
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: like it's not that big of a deal, And I'm like, yes,

811
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: that's not hotel etiquette where it's like, yes, I did

812
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: spend so much fucking money you can afford a ten

813
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: dollars fucking towel off Amazon, because no airbnb even carries

814
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: good things.

815
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: Also, the morality of owning an airbnb is kind of

816
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: twisted if you don't actively live in it. But that's

817
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 2: a whole other conversation because there are there's.

818
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: Such a there's literally, yeah, the morality of it all,

819
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: like there shouldn't be eight million airbnbs in Miami right

820
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: now and making it literally impossible for someone like my

821
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: family to get like an actual home, Like exactly, what's

822
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: up with that? Do you feel good about that? You're

823
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: literally landlord.

824
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 2: Two thousand dollars a month really worth keeping a family houseless?

825
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 2: But whatever that's to you, that's up to you.

826
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: That's up to you to decide, you fucking freak. There's

827
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: no way anybody who watches this on the airbb But

828
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: if you do, like I'm sorry, like.

829
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 2: Don't think about it, don't fault me when I start

830
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 2: my Airbnb landlord ark, I've been saying that, Yeah, I'm

831
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: gonna get really religious and then I escape the matrix.

832
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 2: I saw someone kind of dissect the Andrew Tate like

833
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 2: escaping the Matrix and all like his weird, fucking creepy

834
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 2: followers that are like, I'm finally escaping the matrix, and

835
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 2: it's them flaunting like having like supercars and staying in

836
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: nice hotels and having a bunch of well, you know

837
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 2: what they're not realizing the matrixes is capitalism and that

838
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 2: they like before they escape the matrix, like being in

839
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 2: the matrix is just like being like another cog in

840
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 2: the machine, and then escaping the matrix is like them

841
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 2: having enough wealth where they don't have to play the

842
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: rat race game capitalism and that we're all on the

843
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 2: same team. It's just these people are stupid and decide

844
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 2: to follow this dumb ass. But another conversation around another time.

845
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: That's something else. I do think we should say the highest.

846
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 2: Because it is so because when you framed you like that,

847
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 2: it's really fun.

848
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 1: So last story of the episode, get your blanket, wrap.

849
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 2: Up, Surprised we were able to get this much time.

850
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: I know, like it was really hard. By the way,

851
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: just keep that in mind, because I feel like nobody

852
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,919
Speaker 1: gives a fuck to listen to us for an hour

853
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: anymore because you all hate us. But so to preface,

854
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: we were saying with some friends who were going to

855
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: like anime con and this wasn't a thought that like

856
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: passed our brain. We didn't think anything of it. We

857
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: were like, cool, yeah, we're down for that, and this

858
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: was one of our last nights and me, you and

859
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: our friend at the time were like, we need to

860
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 1: get high. We haven't gotten high this whole trip because

861
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: you had to be twenty one. You have to be

862
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: twenty one to get any edibles or weed, and like

863
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: we didn't know anybody to buy weed from in La,

864
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: so we were like, we need to get high. So

865
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: we literally went do you remember the trek it was

866
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: to get that weed. We went and hung out with

867
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: like we were fucking maniacs. We went and hung out

868
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: with like five different groups of people.

869
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 2: Praying of that you get hooked up would.

870
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,479
Speaker 1: Because like I think at the time, like you could

871
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: still already order it. So we were literally going around

872
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: praying somebody would praying somebody would order us weed ya,

873
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: And finally we came across some good hearted people.

874
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 2: Who was it?

875
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: It was. I can't remember her name, I know her face.

876
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 2: She was.

877
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: She was like one of Alexis friends, like one of

878
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: Alexis close friends. And I can't remember her face for

879
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: some reason, I can't remember her name, but I know

880
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: her face. Like her face, she has such a distinct face.

881
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: It's like actually kind of like scary, not in a

882
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: bad way, like she's a gorgeous girl, but like the

883
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: most face face person I could think of. Yeah, I

884
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: don't know how to describe it, but I remember. But

885
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: remember we literally sat out by the pool with her

886
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 1: for like an hour and a half waiting for this weed,

887
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: like so fucking like literally.

888
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 2: Also, there was like a thing at the time where

889
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 2: like you had to order a certain amount of weed

890
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 2: and it was like one hundred bucks min home plus

891
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 2: delivery fees. So we scrounged up the little bit of

892
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: money we had left to buy one hundred and thirty

893
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: dollars worth of weed, and we left.

894
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was literally we like we what

895
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: we could have done with that money is go to

896
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: a nice dinner for our last night there, but we

897
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 1: ended up getting the worst pizza all fucking time because

898
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: we spent all of ours because we spent all of

899
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 1: our money on this weed. Also, you know, I just remembered.

900
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 1: This was when all the Viners and everybody was living

901
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: at the w so that's where we were because we

902
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 1: had friends who lived there at the time, so that's

903
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: where we were.

904
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 2: We went to Bryce Hall's house to see if he

905
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 2: could to.

906
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: See yeah, to see if he would buy us. And no,

907
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: I think that's literally who it was, because the girl

908
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of at the time was I think Bryce's

909
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: assistant or something. She was friends with all those people.

910
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 1: So we were literally in Bryce's apartment complex at one point,

911
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 1: literally like looking around being.

912
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 2: Like instance all in seeing like a bunch of just

913
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 2: like viners passed by us and be like, oh, that's

914
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 2: who that is. It was literally so weird. It was

915
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: like a college drum room for like viners and TikTokers

916
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,959
Speaker 2: and you hours and musers and all this shit. Yeah

917
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 2: not sick talker, yeah, but musically.

918
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 1: But whatever. We literally wait around forever and by the

919
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: time we get this, we'd like we're all like fucking

920
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: like tapped out. I think we like we got it

921
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: so late, Like I remember it was so late because

922
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: our flight was super early.

923
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 2: We had already packed all of our bags, like yeah, meantime,

924
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 2: like whatever. So we eventually get this. We deliver it's

925
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 2: the most weed I've ever seen in my entire life.

926
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: Like it's joints, it's edibles, it's edible drinks.

927
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: We heard joints. Like.

928
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 2: We got like the craziest weed we could buy because

929
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 2: we needed to fill out that one hundred dollars thing,

930
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 2: but we didn't want a super big surplus. But somehow

931
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 2: we still ended up with so much weed, and we

932
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 2: just proceeded to get absolutely obliterated, obliterated, obliterated, faded, and

933
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 2: hope feaded, then hope faded then a hope like black

934
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 2: out so high.

935
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: I don't remember, I Like, I know we had to

936
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: have been watching something, and I remember our TV on,

937
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't even remember what we were watching. Yeah,

938
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: I don't remember what the fuck we were talking about.

939
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: I remember we after we ate that pizza, we proceeded

940
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 2: to stab the pizza box a thousand times, Yeah, because we.

941
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: Had a knife close and like one of us just

942
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: did it and we were like, dude, this feels so good,

943
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: Like doing this feels so good because it was me.

944
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 2: It was me that was like, dude, y'all need to

945
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: feel this, like.

946
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: And it did, because like stabbing cardboard is fun. But

947
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: we looked insane. We're just all on the floor, high

948
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: as fuck, like stabbing this box. So we're just hanging out.

949
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: Then our friends who were staying with comes back, and

950
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: we didn't know they were gonna be coming back with

951
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: a friend and they just came from anime con. So

952
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: in our high brains, what we thought was happening was

953
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 1: we were being introduced to somebody with like short hair

954
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: and a mustache and then our friend and we were like, oh, hey,

955
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: what's up, And like we all like shake hands and

956
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: we're just like whatever, and they're eating in and out

957
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: and like we like keep it's felt so and we

958
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: keep looking back at like the one friend because like

959
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: we were so high that their figure was like disoriented

960
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 1: at least something about them was like a little off,

961
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: and we were like.

962
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 2: Energy and like we're all on the couch like looking

963
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 2: at the same time, like in unison, and it's like

964
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 2: very obvious, like we're not like nothing else.

965
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: Was on the TV anymore. We were sitting and like whispering,

966
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: and we were like laugh off after literally who the

967
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: fuck is that? Like what is that outfit? Like we

968
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: literally because mind you, we had fully forgotten they came

969
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,479
Speaker 1: from anime. So in our head we were like, this

970
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: person is dressed the craziest I've ever seen somebody on

971
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: like a Thursday night dressed in my fucking line. And

972
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: we were just like, who is this, Like why are they?

973
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: Like they don't even sound the way they look like.

974
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: We were like, we were so confused, and we weren't

975
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: crying up.

976
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 2: This is the craziest part of the story. This is

977
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: the craziest part of the story. So this person walks

978
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 2: in front of us and we all follow them like

979
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 2: this to the bathroom, and they like now and said

980
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 2: they're going to the bathroom, and they start like they

981
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 2: spent like a really bathroom like it felt like thirty

982
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 2: forty minutes, and we were like, what the fuck are

983
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 2: they basically.

984
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: Now knowing what they were doing, they fully were in

985
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: there for that long, but because we were so I

986
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: literally like, dude, they're literally gonna kill us, Like.

987
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,919
Speaker 2: Who is freak this out?

988
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: And our friend who was with them was just silent,

989
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: like I don't even think, Like they realized that we

990
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: were sitting and freaking out about the friend they brought,

991
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: and we didn't want to say anything because we were like,

992
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 1: that's so rude.

993
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 2: Exactly. They were want to kill us exactly. So then

994
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 2: this person after forty five minutes, comes out of this

995
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 2: fucking bathroom and is completely different, like long hair, long hair,

996
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 2: colored hair, like new outfit, like everything in it, no mustache,

997
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 2: no fucking sash, and no makeup on.

998
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: We were like, what the fuck.

999
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 2: Is We freaked the fuck out and we were like

1000
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 2: did this person just go into our bathroom and like

1001
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: come out a different person? What is fucking going on?

1002
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: We were like blackout high and like we were dying

1003
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 2: and the greening.

1004
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: We were like, oh my god, like what the fuck?

1005
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: Like that person never existed. We made them up, like

1006
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: how did they look like? We all saw that they

1007
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: looked so different, And then our friend went into the bathroom.

1008
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: Also the friend is Michael, our friend who we were with,

1009
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: goes into the bathroom and comes out and he's like, dude,

1010
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: her mustache is off, like the mustache is on a towel.

1011
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: We were like and We were like, this motherfucker went

1012
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 1: in there and shaved.

1013
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 2: Their mustache off off and put it back together on

1014
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 2: the towel. It was this funniest thing I have ever

1015
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 2: seen it.

1016
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: Wait, and then it wasn't until the next day that

1017
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: we were like, dude, they were cosplaying, like they were

1018
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: literally in full blown cosplaying. We just like didn't realize

1019
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: that we could. We were so greened up. Yeah, that

1020
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: was so. We literally were like do they wiped off

1021
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: their fucking mustache, like shower mustache is just on the

1022
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: floor And that was our That is so funny. That

1023
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: was like the equivalent to as funny as me thinking

1024
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: that I was burning alive when I went I was

1025
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 1: high for the first time under the heated live the lamps.

1026
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 2: I didn't know that there were first like bonding moment.

1027
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that there were light bulbs that

1028
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: got hot. I've said this before, but I'll just say

1029
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: for anybody who doesn't know, the first time I got

1030
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: high was in like Colorado during the winter, and it

1031
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: was like me and Drew got high. It was the

1032
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: best time ever. And then I went back to my

1033
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: room to go shower, and I was like butt naked

1034
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: nasty brushing my teeth with the shower on, and I'm

1035
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: like sitting there brushing my teeth, standing there and I'm dude,

1036
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: the back of my neck is burning, like I'm like

1037
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: literally on fire, Like I think I'm melting. I need

1038
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: to get in the shower, just like fucking lay down.

1039
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 1: Like it's so hot in here. I think because of

1040
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 1: the warm shower or whatever. I get in the shower,

1041
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,879
Speaker 1: I'm still burning. I'd like, my body feels like it's

1042
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: literally having like fucking insane lasers pointed at it, and

1043
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm melting away. And then I get in the shower

1044
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: and I'm over in soap and I'm like, oh my god,

1045
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,439
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna die, Like I'm actually burning to death.

1046
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: What the fuck is happening? And I was so paranoid

1047
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: that I got out covered in soap and just laid

1048
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: butt naked on the bed and like fucking knocked out

1049
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: because I was so scared. And then the next morning,

1050
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: when I was walking around, I was like, bitch, the

1051
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: fucking lamps the bulbs are hot, like because I in

1052
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: the morning, I was like, dude, I'm still burning in here.

1053
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: And I realized, oh, they make light bulbs that radiate

1054
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: it huge.

1055
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 2: But yeah, what did we throw on the Oh we

1056
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 2: were playing with pads.

1057
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were playing with pads and tampons.

1058
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 2: So that's the podcast that we tried to record three times, and.

1059
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that we were able to know.

1060
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 2: And give you a product that was actually not that

1061
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 2: and pretty funny. But now for some media, Sanctuary by Arca.

1062
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 2: I'm just in honor of ARCA missing the ARCA content.

1063
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: They missed the Oca concert last night. Well, by the

1064
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: time this comes out, it's like a week ago. But

1065
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: we couldn't go because we had we had to like

1066
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: just change our life around to go.

1067
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: To Para sim by Arca and you're jerk new boys

1068
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 2: and after after after the after CFCF and then what

1069
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 2: did I watch? Watch milk manor now you look awful?

1070
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I'm never gonna smile again.

1071
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 2: Thank god you have an ugly smile.

1072
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,439
Speaker 1: Wow. Well my media is, Oh, I need to watch

1073
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: the Sopranos. That's what I'm gonna download an episode on

1074
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: to watch on the plane. But we won't have time

1075
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 1: because we literally have to call a newborn in fifteen minutes,

1076
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: which is fucking crazy. My media of the Week is

1077
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 1: Poping My Collar by three six Mafia, I Am Trying

1078
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 1: to Break Your Heart by Wilco Real, Love Baby by

1079
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 1: Father John Misty, Fluffy, Toughs by Top two Twins, Where

1080
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: Did Our Love Go? The Supremes and.

1081
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 2: Ha Near Me Ha Terrible.

1082
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Speaker 1: Wow, and how could I forget? I'm starting my summer playlist.

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Speaker 1: Favorite by Nicki Minaj, Cockiness and Love Song by Rihanna,

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Speaker 1: Drinking My Cup Kirk Obangs, Bodies Jasmine Sullivan, One Thing

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Speaker 1: a Mary. I don't know how to say her name,

1086
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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. And that's the start of my summer

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Speaker 1: playlist right now. I have a few other songs, but

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Speaker 1: I'm really trying to think because right now, for the

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Speaker 1: most part, that whole playlist is like throwback to being

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Speaker 1: in high school and middle school. Other than Bodies by

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00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: Jazmine Sullivan because that's a new song, but that song

1092
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: is just so good and her her live performance of it,

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Speaker 1: like that she did I forgot on what It's not

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Speaker 1: Tiny Desk, but it's like one of those things.

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Speaker 2: Tiny Meat Gang, her Jasmine Sullivan's performance on Tiny Meat Gang.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wow. I didn't think they could get her,

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Speaker 1: but they did.

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Speaker 2: Huh wow wow.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my media of the week and milk

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Speaker 1: manner because I'm gonna be watching the new episode tonight

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Speaker 1: and yeah, thank you guys so much. Oh yeah, we

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Speaker 1: have to catch up on that.

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Speaker 2: Si and Spice. Honestly, we're sleepers and I was terrified

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Speaker 2: for them, but they turned out to be amazing, And

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Speaker 2: I think they were handed a short end of the

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Speaker 2: stick because they're new drag queens, new age drag queens,

1107
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Speaker 2: and they just don't have the the uh respect yet

1108
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Speaker 2: for every other trait.

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Speaker 1: They definitely need to like step into the scene a

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Speaker 1: little more. But I think that's with a lot of

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Speaker 1: just like people in creative scenes all across the board,

1112
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: because people seem to forget that we had three years

1113
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Speaker 1: of complete isolation, so a lot of the new artists

1114
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 1: in every fucking creative field are not as in depth

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Speaker 1: as they used to be. Also, even before that, the

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Speaker 1: Internet changed the way we communicate as people, and like,

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Speaker 1: if you're from the eighties, you can't be mad that

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00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: nobody is like in the streets running amock anymore, because

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00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: like that's just not the way the life goes. But

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Speaker 1: that's a different conversation. But yeah, I love them so much.

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Speaker 1: I think if they did more shows and like really

1122
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 1: tweaked it up and like tweaked up their comedics skills too,

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Speaker 1: and everything, all those ends because they serve they.

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Speaker 2: Weren't winners at all, Like, don't get me wrong. Then

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Speaker 2: obviously we all know who's gonna win this season, Like

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Speaker 2: it's not hard to see. We all know the top

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Speaker 2: three of this season. But Sugar and Spice.

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Speaker 1: I just like them as I like.

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Speaker 2: I think they're cute.

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Speaker 1: I think also a twin duo on Drag Race was

1131
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: like so cool when they did their lip sync against

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00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: each other, which if you haven't watched.

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Speaker 2: The producers were produced, I know that was.

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Speaker 1: So good and they made it like a whole little

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00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 1: thing for themselves. But yeah, well, we literally have to

1136
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Speaker 1: run because we have to get on flight.

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Speaker 2: Peace and love mine, ey,