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Speaker 2: To let him laugh with me. Welcome to a very

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Speaker 2: special rewind episode of Laugh at Me, the podcast with

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Speaker 2: Jeremy Odeman. I'm your home.

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Speaker 1: Jeremy stares at the stats. Handshake it over takeout boxes.

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Speaker 1: Johnny's already mapping hotels on a napkin with crazy crosses.

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Speaker 1: They quit jobs a kind and tell their losses.

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Speaker 2: Catch the show.

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Speaker 1: Goss just shrugs, Oh, it's funny, Johnny grants, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Nevern up, it's jo and we are rewinding you to

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty four, a fun episode where I was shame frankly,

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Speaker 2: and back then I didn't understand it. I was like, who,

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Speaker 2: There was there was no outlying issues here, uh out,

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Speaker 2: where I was back when the fat shaming happened. How

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Speaker 2: So it's all right. Healthcare in America. Baby, it is

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