WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Due the Math

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we just need to apologize right now for taking

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<v Speaker 1>over your TikTok for you page.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all the old ones are going viral, but the

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<v Speaker 1>new ones are so much better.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm so glad you found them.

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<v Speaker 1>Follow like whatever you're supposed to do on these podcasts

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<v Speaker 1>and just sit back and listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Second date update. Is there any way to do the

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<v Speaker 3>math to figure out what type of person you're the

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<v Speaker 3>most compatible with?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there math for that?

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<v Speaker 3>Start with affectionate, multiply by heavy petting, subtract two blindfolds,

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<v Speaker 3>keep one divide with an overbearing mother.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh, this is jeff math. I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, you're going to die alone. Every time I try

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<v Speaker 3>to calculate this, I keep coming up with the same answer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like time zero anytime you add the mother.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, yeah, exactly, saying goodness, our listener just found

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<v Speaker 3>a different formula, and hopefully her results are better than mine,

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<v Speaker 3>because apparently she's been single for a bit now. But Justine,

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<v Speaker 3>how's the dating world's going for you? Are you also

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<v Speaker 3>reserving a burial plot for one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, I could hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear you laughing through the tears. So that's good,

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right, Justine.

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<v Speaker 2>But the funny thing is you're not alone in that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know a lot of us are out there

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<v Speaker 3>with you. But you said that you figured out some

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<v Speaker 3>sort of mathematic formula to help you with your dating life.

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<v Speaker 3>What was that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like this online test.

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<v Speaker 5>You put in all the stuff that you care about,

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<v Speaker 5>like your preferences and whatever for like finding a partner,

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<v Speaker 5>and we'll come back with like the percentage of men

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<v Speaker 5>on dating apps who like fit those preferences.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, wait, they also take the test center.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think that it probably I'm guessing it's an

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<v Speaker 1>algorithm that goes through and looks at their dating profile.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that how it works?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>And so like I started out like super basic. I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, they have to have a job, they have

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<v Speaker 5>to like not live at their parents' house, like have

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<v Speaker 5>a car, like okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well my standards are crazy on your end.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't put a single thing that was physical like

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<v Speaker 5>height or anything, and it came back with less than.

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<v Speaker 4>One percent of men.

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<v Speaker 6>Job truly.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, okay, So so you weren't feeling positive.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing at that.

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<v Speaker 5>Number or you know, that's like very bleak.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, anyway, I like.

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<v Speaker 5>After all of that, ended up meeting this guy named James,

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<v Speaker 5>like just in a coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, didn't even need the dating apps.

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<v Speaker 2>She ran into the one percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's funny, like the irony. How did that interaction happen?

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<v Speaker 5>I literally was just sitting down and I was like

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<v Speaker 5>scrolling and he comes up to me and he's like,

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<v Speaker 5>are you accepting applications? And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't work here. Like I thought. He was like

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<v Speaker 5>a flying at the coffee stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, were he wearing like an apron or something?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I guess I just like looked like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you're a manager.

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<v Speaker 1>You know sometimes you walk into a restaurant or something

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<v Speaker 1>you see a manager working.

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<v Speaker 3>Good point. Yeah, how did you respond to him when

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<v Speaker 3>he asked about applications?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, sorry, I don't work here, and he.

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<v Speaker 5>Was like no, no, like to be your boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh it was all fine?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay did you like that?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I thought it was funny, but he like

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<v Speaker 5>fully went along with it, and he was like, listen,

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<v Speaker 5>I brought my resume.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got like my.

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<v Speaker 5>History and experience, and he legitimately like pulled out a

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<v Speaker 5>piece of paper.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what, he had a dating resume?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I have to know what was on it?

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<v Speaker 3>Or is it a move that he pulls on women

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<v Speaker 3>all the time? And he has twenty quote unquote dating

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<v Speaker 3>resumes in his pocket to hand out whenever he.

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<v Speaker 5>Sees someone cute kind of like the real world of

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<v Speaker 5>getting a job.

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<v Speaker 1>If she liked the resume, who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>How many other people like what was on it?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, like basic stuff like he likes going to

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<v Speaker 5>games and hiking. It's like he was like, yeah, if

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<v Speaker 5>you want to set up an interview, you can just

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<v Speaker 5>like I called the number and I was like, why

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<v Speaker 5>don't you.

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<v Speaker 4>Just sit down now when I can interview you?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>Great response.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it was really nice, like he turned out

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<v Speaker 4>to be an awesome guy.

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<v Speaker 5>He like offered to literally venmo me for the coffee

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<v Speaker 5>that I'd already bought.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy, you look poor here. You probably know this.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the hardest boyfriend interview question that you asked him?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, okay, so I've actually like done interviews at my

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<v Speaker 5>real job. So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 5>pull some of these and I was like, what's one

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<v Speaker 5>thing you don't want me to know about you? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>He is so prepared for the day.

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<v Speaker 3>It I would hate that question to be asked to

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<v Speaker 3>me on a first day. But did he have an

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<v Speaker 3>answer for you?

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<v Speaker 5>He did, and it was like it was like ready made.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like he effected it. And he legitimately said, I

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<v Speaker 5>pry when I watched the Matrix because I'm scared about

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<v Speaker 5>the future.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, I don't think that was prepared.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that was honest Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so scared. There's no way he just thought of that.

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<v Speaker 3>How did you feel about that response?

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly? I thought it was really funny and it was

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<v Speaker 5>really clever, and like because it was so quick, I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, oh no, you're serious.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not a red flag to you that he

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<v Speaker 3>thinks the matrix is actually going to happen in the

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<v Speaker 3>next few years.

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<v Speaker 2>So many worse answers.

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<v Speaker 5>He said like, yeah, that is so much better than anything.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So anyway, at the end, he's like, so did I

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<v Speaker 5>get the job? And I was like, well, we probably

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<v Speaker 5>should set up like a second interview. Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I definitely got the job, and we kind of

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<v Speaker 4>like left it off there and it was funny and

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<v Speaker 4>we laughed and.

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<v Speaker 5>Then he like never called me again.

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<v Speaker 4>What I like texted him, made jokes about.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, hey, we need to set up your second interview,

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<v Speaker 5>and it was just silence.

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<v Speaker 3>No, did you guys cancer anything? Or like hug was

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<v Speaker 3>physical vice, like a normal job interview.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, a job doesn't like a transition.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you think I got hired to?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that is strange though, because he's the one

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<v Speaker 1>that approached you. He's the one that did the line,

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<v Speaker 1>like why wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>He, But she's the one that took it to the

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<v Speaker 3>next level that actually made him sit down for it.

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<v Speaker 3>He probably just thought it was a smooth line and

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<v Speaker 3>was going to back away.

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<v Speaker 5>So he literally was the one asking like did I

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<v Speaker 5>get the job?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? He just wants the ego boost offer the company

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<v Speaker 3>gives you. Isn't good.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got to put in two weeks at his last job.

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<v Speaker 6>Find out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's clearly a lot of options on the table.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna find out for sure what happened when we

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<v Speaker 3>come back and call James to do your second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>Right after this second date update, Is there any setting

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<v Speaker 3>more romantic than a job interview.

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<v Speaker 2>It shouldn't be romantic.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Broke, You're dressed all nice, you're talking

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<v Speaker 3>about your biggest strength and your greatest weaknesses, and all

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<v Speaker 3>of a sudden, what comes out of your pants?

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<v Speaker 6>Oops?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, a resume? Would you look at that? I

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<v Speaker 3>just happened to have that on me, No wonder, it's

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<v Speaker 3>so warm. That's actually kind of what happened to one

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<v Speaker 3>of our listeners who met a guy recently. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>an official job application, but some dudes saw at a

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<v Speaker 3>coffee shop and asked, hey, are you taking boyfriend? Application

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<v Speaker 3>is so smooth, And he even had a resume in

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<v Speaker 3>his pants.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why it's even smooth pocket okay, or who knows

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<v Speaker 1>where it was?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know either way. It's kind of sus that

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<v Speaker 3>he just carries that around waiting to whip out to

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<v Speaker 3>any cute girl, if that's what he does, but we

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. He may have done this just.

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<v Speaker 2>For the he's putting some effort in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it did work, and he got to sit down

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<v Speaker 3>with her for a little interview slash mini first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>By the end he said he was definitely going to

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<v Speaker 3>call her, and according to her, he definitely didn't. Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we're all a little bit concerned that this

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<v Speaker 3>little shtick he's doing is working too well, and maybe

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<v Speaker 3>he's applying to multiple boyfriend positions all throughout the city.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a lot of openings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Justine, if this turns out where he actually does

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<v Speaker 3>this all the time and meets hundreds of women this way,

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<v Speaker 3>how could we make him remember you? And have you

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<v Speaker 3>stand like, how do we identify you? Or do you

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<v Speaker 3>still even want to go out with him?

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<v Speaker 6>At that point?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm curious to hear what he has to say. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I was wearing a green romper, I have red hair

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<v Speaker 5>and glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cute, Okay, Ronald mcdonne, like you were the only

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<v Speaker 1>one who sat him down and actually gave him like

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<v Speaker 1>a legit interview.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, how could he remember you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? All right, So we'll see if he does remember

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<v Speaker 3>you and what he asked to say James's phone number?

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<v Speaker 6>Right now? Here we go?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hey, we're looking for James?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Where we we are a radio show?

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<v Speaker 6>Jeff?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry you first word? Yeah, thanks for pointing on all

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<v Speaker 3>my flows in front of everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, this job you're calling.

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<v Speaker 3>On behalf of our boss, Justine, and apparently you applied

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<v Speaker 3>for the position of her boyfriend role recently.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, yeah, do you remember that interview?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that interview?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I I remember a few of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we expect that.

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<v Speaker 3>We heard about the move that you pulled on our

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<v Speaker 3>listener where you walked up to her and you like

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<v Speaker 3>had a resume and asked if there was a boyfriend opening.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that something that you've done a lot?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh? Yeah, yeah, I've done that a good amount.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I guess how many times? Is it two hundred times?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know about two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know the success, right, how many of

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<v Speaker 1>those turn into a date?

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<v Speaker 6>They do? Sometimes? I've definitely met some interesting people.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I am curious about that before we get to

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<v Speaker 3>like Justine specifically, Like, what are some of the quirky

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<v Speaker 3>things that you found out while trying this on other people? Before?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, there was this one girl who was an

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<v Speaker 6>extreme coupon her Oh I've never met before.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's interesting. They call them cheap skates, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 6>There was another girl who kept talking about alien abductions,

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<v Speaker 6>so that was really interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that a turn on for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm curious, like, it sounds like you're just meeting people

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<v Speaker 1>to meet weird people. Are you actually looking for something

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<v Speaker 1>in this?

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<v Speaker 6>You know, I don't really know what I'm looking forward to,

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<v Speaker 6>be honest, it's just it's proven to be a great

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<v Speaker 6>way to meet people. May people really responded?

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<v Speaker 3>You're looking for a girl who wears a green romper

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<v Speaker 3>to a coffee shop and has bright red hair, and

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<v Speaker 3>it tells you to sit down for the interview right

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<v Speaker 3>away when you ask, Oh.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, thank god you told me what she was wearing,

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<v Speaker 6>because that now I know who you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd ask you to sit down for the interview too,

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<v Speaker 2>the aliens.

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<v Speaker 3>But so now you remember Justine? Yeah, yeah, I remember Justine.

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<v Speaker 6>Here's the thing. I do this a good amount, and

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<v Speaker 6>it's just, you know, it's all over the place the

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<v Speaker 6>reactions that I get. But Justine's was like she was

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<v Speaker 6>really quick with it, and she was she was different.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll be honest. That kind of freaked me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it did.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know how to respond because she beat you

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<v Speaker 1>at your own game essentially.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>But what if that seems like it'd be a turn

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<v Speaker 2>on men don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>To be outsmart I was just kidding, how do they

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<v Speaker 1>ever meet anyone?

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<v Speaker 3>James? How did you feel talking to Justine like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Were you scared of her?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, honestly, I just I never take this thing seriously.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just it's just sort of a gimmick, and she

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<v Speaker 6>for the first time, I felt like, Wow, this really

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<v Speaker 6>could be something.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't let your own insecurity stand in of the

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<v Speaker 1>way that you want someone who challenges you.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your hold up?

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<v Speaker 6>Then? I guess I'm just not used to that. I've

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<v Speaker 6>never never had that happen for So.

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<v Speaker 3>You finally found her and you're like, what do I do?

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you're single?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, Like, you don't know how to move forward now

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<v Speaker 3>that you realize you actually.

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<v Speaker 6>Like her kind of like she might she might just

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<v Speaker 6>be quicker than me. I don't know, I think she is. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>that's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean I appreciate the honesty.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know what, if you think that's terrifying, just

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<v Speaker 3>wait till you hear that she's actually been listening to

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<v Speaker 3>this conversation the entire time. It is on the other

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<v Speaker 3>line right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You serious, Hey, scary Justine trying not to scream.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, Justine, come on, James.

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<v Speaker 5>You were like I thought we had like a banter.

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<v Speaker 6>We did we did? It freaked me out. I've never

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<v Speaker 6>had a banter.

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<v Speaker 5>You have every right to be like confident and witty

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<v Speaker 5>and like the guy that I met could like play ball,

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<v Speaker 5>like he could play chess, and I feel like you're

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<v Speaker 5>just like afraid of that.

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<v Speaker 4>But honestly, you you kept up.

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<v Speaker 5>In the conversation great like it was. I really enjoyed

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<v Speaker 5>our conversation. And I'm a little sad, but like now

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<v Speaker 5>you're like backing out.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I'm not backing out. I'm just sort of

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<v Speaker 6>like frozen. I'm not sure what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, this is positive.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we need to dethaw you and get you back

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<v Speaker 3>into action.

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<v Speaker 2>What did I picture popping in a microwaves?

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<v Speaker 3>Got to do? She liked your energy when you first met,

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<v Speaker 3>so just bring that back and talk to her.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean I I can definitely do that.

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<v Speaker 3>More confident than that though, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Justin, and I would like that. I would like

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<v Speaker 6>if we.

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<v Speaker 3>Get it sounds kind of timid to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's start, Can you try to say it a little

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<v Speaker 5>more assertive?

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<v Speaker 3>Get some flair on it, James, justin, let's do this,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, let's do this.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I thought you guys were going to talk

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought, well, not in front of you, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't ask for interviews. You can't apply to be

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<v Speaker 2>people's boyfriends and then not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you put on your application, but you have

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<v Speaker 3>no show it to us.

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<v Speaker 4>The thing I think you do have, Rizz. I think

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<v Speaker 4>you're just afraid of messing up, and it keeps you from.

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<v Speaker 2>Being bold, like you.

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<v Speaker 6>You got in your head. I think so when there

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<v Speaker 6>are no stakes, it's easy. But now that there's steaks,

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<v Speaker 6>that's different.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually there will be steaks if we pay for them,

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<v Speaker 3>because we will offer to send you to a steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, our gift cards cover this.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's going to be an Apple.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought we were going to.

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<v Speaker 3>But we'd like to send you guys out on one

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<v Speaker 3>more date that we would pay for if you're not

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<v Speaker 3>too afraid. James, come on, James, Yeah that I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like if we didn't call and push you into this,

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<v Speaker 3>then this date never even would have happened.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean we don't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel Okay, Justine, you're still okay with it.

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<v Speaker 4>I am open to a second interview, but he honestly

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<v Speaker 4>sounds like pretty different, a lot more timid, So we'll

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<v Speaker 4>just have to see how a less rehearsed interview goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, was the first one just to show or is

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<v Speaker 2>it really who he is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you find out in a real world experience. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>doing the dating math on this, just like Justine did originally,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm saying this relationships probably at a five percent

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<v Speaker 3>chance right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, higher than I was going to give it. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless he says something really smooth right now, I got nothing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a two percent chance. Good lucky guys. Yeah, it's broken.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.