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Speaker 1: Yeah, all the old ones are going viral, but the

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so glad you found them.

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Speaker 1: Follow like whatever you're supposed to do on these podcasts

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Speaker 3: Second date update. Is there any way to do the

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Speaker 2: Is there math for that?

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Speaker 3: Start with affectionate, multiply by heavy petting, subtract two blindfolds,

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Speaker 2: And oh, this is jeff math. I get it.

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Speaker 3: Now, you're going to die alone. Every time I try

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Speaker 2: It's like time zero anytime you add the mother.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, exactly, saying goodness, our listener just found

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Speaker 3: a different formula, and hopefully her results are better than mine,

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Speaker 3: because apparently she's been single for a bit now. But Justine,

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Speaker 3: how's the dating world's going for you? Are you also

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I could hear you.

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Speaker 1: I can hear you laughing through the tears. So that's good,

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Speaker 1: It's all right, Justine.

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Speaker 2: But the funny thing is you're not alone in that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know a lot of us are out there

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Speaker 3: What was that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like this online test.

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Speaker 5: You put in all the stuff that you care about,

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Speaker 1: No, I think that it probably I'm guessing it's an

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Speaker 5: And so like I started out like super basic. I

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Speaker 5: I didn't put a single thing that was physical like

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Speaker 4: One percent of men.

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Speaker 6: Job truly.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, okay, So so you weren't feeling positive.

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Speaker 5: After all of that, ended up meeting this guy named James,

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Speaker 4: Then I definitely got the job, and we kind of

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Speaker 3: No, did you guys cancer anything? Or like hug was

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Speaker 2: Yes, a job doesn't like a transition.

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Speaker 3: How do you think I got hired to?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? He just wants the ego boost offer the company

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's clearly a lot of options on the table.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna find out for sure what happened when we

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Speaker 3: come back and call James to do your second date update.

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Speaker 3: Right after this second date update, Is there any setting

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Speaker 2: It shouldn't be romantic.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Broke, You're dressed all nice, you're talking

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Speaker 2: There are a lot of openings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Justine, if this turns out where he actually does

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Speaker 5: I'm curious to hear what he has to say. But yeah,

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Speaker 5: I was wearing a green romper, I have red hair

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Speaker 2: That's like, how could he remember you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? All right, So we'll see if he does remember

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Speaker 3: you and what he asked to say James's phone number?

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Speaker 6: Right now? Here we go?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, we're looking for James?

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Speaker 6: Uh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Where we we are a radio show?

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Speaker 6: Jeff?

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Speaker 3: Sorry you first word? Yeah, thanks for pointing on all

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Speaker 2: You know, this job you're calling.

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Speaker 3: On behalf of our boss, Justine, and apparently you applied

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, do you remember that interview?

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that interview?

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Speaker 6: I mean I I remember a few of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we expect that.

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Speaker 6: Uh? Yeah, yeah, I've done that a good amount.

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Speaker 3: Can I guess how many times? Is it two hundred times?

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Speaker 6: I don't know about two hundred.

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Speaker 1: I want to know the success, right, how many of

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Speaker 6: They do? Sometimes? I've definitely met some interesting people.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I am curious about that before we get to

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Speaker 6: I mean, there was this one girl who was an

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's interesting. They call them cheap skates, but yeah,

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Speaker 6: There was another girl who kept talking about alien abductions,

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Speaker 2: Was that a turn on for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm curious, like, it sounds like you're just meeting people

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Speaker 1: to meet weird people. Are you actually looking for something

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Speaker 6: You know, I don't really know what I'm looking forward to,

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Speaker 6: be honest, it's just it's proven to be a great

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Speaker 3: You're looking for a girl who wears a green romper

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Speaker 3: it tells you to sit down for the interview right

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thank god you told me what she was wearing,

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Speaker 2: I'd ask you to sit down for the interview too,

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Speaker 3: But so now you remember Justine? Yeah, yeah, I remember Justine.

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Speaker 6: Here's the thing. I do this a good amount, and

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Speaker 6: it's just, you know, it's all over the place the

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Speaker 6: I'll be honest. That kind of freaked me out.

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Speaker 2: Oh it did.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know how to respond because she beat you

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Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 2: But what if that seems like it'd be a turn

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Speaker 1: To be outsmart I was just kidding, how do they

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Speaker 3: James? How did you feel talking to Justine like that?

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Speaker 3: Were you scared of her?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, honestly, I just I never take this thing seriously.

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Speaker 6: It's just it's just sort of a gimmick, and she

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Speaker 1: You can't let your own insecurity stand in of the

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Speaker 3: What's your hold up?

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Speaker 6: Then? I guess I'm just not used to that. I've

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Speaker 3: You finally found her and you're like, what do I do?

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Speaker 2: That's why you're single?

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Speaker 3: Man, Like, you don't know how to move forward now

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Speaker 3: that you realize you actually.

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Speaker 6: Like her kind of like she might she might just

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Speaker 6: be quicker than me. I don't know, I think she is. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's terrifying.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean I appreciate the honesty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, if you think that's terrifying, just

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Speaker 3: wait till you hear that she's actually been listening to

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Speaker 1: You serious, Hey, scary Justine trying not to scream.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Justine, come on, James.

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Speaker 5: You were like I thought we had like a banter.

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Speaker 6: We did we did? It freaked me out. I've never

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Speaker 5: You have every right to be like confident and witty

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Speaker 5: just like afraid of that.

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Speaker 4: But honestly, you you kept up.

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Speaker 5: In the conversation great like it was. I really enjoyed

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Speaker 5: our conversation. And I'm a little sad, but like now

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Speaker 5: you're like backing out.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not backing out. I'm just sort of

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Speaker 6: like frozen. I'm not sure what to do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, this is positive.

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Speaker 3: Now we need to dethaw you and get you back

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Speaker 3: into action.

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Speaker 2: What did I picture popping in a microwaves?

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Speaker 3: Got to do? She liked your energy when you first met,

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Speaker 3: so just bring that back and talk to her.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I I can definitely do that.

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Speaker 3: More confident than that though, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Justin, and I would like that. I would like

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Speaker 3: Get it sounds kind of timid to me.

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Speaker 5: Let's start, Can you try to say it a little

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Speaker 3: Get some flair on it, James, justin, let's do this,

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Speaker 3: all right, let's do this.

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Speaker 2: I mean I thought you guys were going to talk

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Speaker 6: I thought, well, not in front of you, dude.

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Speaker 2: You can't ask for interviews. You can't apply to be

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Speaker 3: It's like you put on your application, but you have

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Speaker 3: no show it to us.

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Speaker 4: The thing I think you do have, Rizz. I think

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Speaker 4: you're just afraid of messing up, and it keeps you from.

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Speaker 2: Being bold, like you.

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Speaker 6: You got in your head. I think so when there

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Speaker 6: are no stakes, it's easy. But now that there's steaks,

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Speaker 6: that's different.

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Speaker 3: That's actually there will be steaks if we pay for them,

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Speaker 3: because we will offer to send you to a steakhouse.

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Speaker 2: Really, our gift cards cover this.

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Speaker 3: And it's going to be an Apple.

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Speaker 2: I thought we were going to.

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Speaker 3: But we'd like to send you guys out on one

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Speaker 3: more date that we would pay for if you're not

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Speaker 3: too afraid. James, come on, James, Yeah that I feel

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Speaker 3: like if we didn't call and push you into this,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean we don't know that.

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Speaker 3: I feel Okay, Justine, you're still okay with it.

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Speaker 4: I am open to a second interview, but he honestly

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Speaker 4: just have to see how a less rehearsed interview goes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, was the first one just to show or is

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Speaker 2: it really who he is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you find out in a real world experience. I'm

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Speaker 3: doing the dating math on this, just like Justine did originally,

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Speaker 3: and I'm saying this relationships probably at a five percent

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Speaker 2: Now, higher than I was going to give it. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's good.

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Speaker 3: Unless he says something really smooth right now, I got nothing. Okay,

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Speaker 3: it's a two percent chance. Good lucky guys. Yeah, it's broken.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.