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Speaker 1: Hello lads. Duran in the Morning Show. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm so excited. The weekend is over, said

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Speaker 1: whatever the day is. Who cares? Welcome to the day.

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Speaker 1: Hello there, Danielle, Hi there, Beth the name, Hi, Hello Scary,

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Speaker 1: Hi Froggy, Good morning, Hello, straight name, Hello cold cruel World.

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Speaker 1: Give me some stev Oki. I want to kick it up.

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Speaker 1: love this one. Good morning, thank you. I was feeling

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Speaker 1: the work. Welcome to Monday, straight age. We have any

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Speaker 1: like three hours. Oh my god, you sound almost as

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Speaker 1: Let's go around the room. We'll start with you, beth Any.

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Speaker 1: What's up. So I wasn't able to go with you

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Speaker 1: doing an appearance with Imax Shift, which is this really

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get rolling, let's get some horse cups

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Speaker 1: follow your days of nine Gemini. Sometimes uncertainty isn't so bad.

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Speaker 1: are your Monday morning horoscopes. Excellent. Let's get into the headlines. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm starting it out early. Voters in Oregon may get

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Speaker 1: I want to me too too. Where are you? Am?

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny bananas. You got phone tapped? Get out, you're

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Speaker 1: Are you on? Hey? We have a big announcement concerning

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Speaker 1: So then we moved to Sunday for our Miami Beach

422
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Speaker 1: Gay Pride Parade and the after parade party on the beach.

423
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:40,639
Speaker 1: That was so festive. I mean, how much fun was that? Okay,

424
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Speaker 1: A lot of fun every every year. We did it

425
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 1: last year and then this year it just gets I

426
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: feel like even more and more people are turned onto

427
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Speaker 1: an event like this. You know, who actually was pushed

428
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Speaker 1: to the edge and who may finally make a big announcement.

429
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Speaker 1: This week is a straighten eight everyone. My favorite part

430
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Speaker 1: was Elvis bringing this a I mean massive, huge crowd.

431
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Speaker 1: I'm sending some pictures now with the crowd, Kathleen, We're

432
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Speaker 1: gonna post my devils to rand dot com. The crowd

433
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Speaker 1: was unbelieved. It's a sea of people and elvisprings out

434
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Speaker 1: straight and made and he says, this guy says he's straight.

435
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Speaker 1: Does anybody here thinking's straight? And you're like no, And

436
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:30,199
Speaker 1: you added a line You're like more like straight to bed. No.

437
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 1: Not all of them were don't flatter yourself, be dazzled.

438
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Speaker 1: Hello ladies, signs out there in the crowd. There was

439
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 1: so many people along the parade route. It was just

440
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Speaker 1: it was great. Thank you everyone who came out to

441
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 1: the the What am I saying? The Miami Beach Gay

442
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: Pride Parade and the beach I think they're still partying

443
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: on the beach. Bb Rexa was on the on the

444
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: float with us Love BBA. She's so incredible and she

445
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Speaker 1: did a show last night on the beach as well.

446
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Speaker 1: So it was just a great weekend. Danielle, Yes, let's

447
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: get into the Danielle Report. What happened over the weekend.

448
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 1: Do we miss while we were being gay? And you

449
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: missed the Boss Baby winning the box office for the

450
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Speaker 1: second week in a row six point million dollars, Beauty

451
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: and the Beasts coming in at number two, and Smirks

452
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: The Lost Village came in at number three, which a

453
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 1: little disappointing for them fourteen million dollars for that. Vin

454
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: Diesel says that his feud with Fast and Furious Coastar

455
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: the Rock was overblown, and he said, in my house

456
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Speaker 1: he's Uncle Dwyane. He also said that they are two

457
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 1: alpha males and that sometimes being an alpha male is

458
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: sometimes paid in the ass. Nobody in this room would

459
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Speaker 1: know about being an alpha male. So I'll just go up.

460
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Speaker 1: Princess Leo will be and nobody comments that. You notice.

461
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,959
Speaker 1: They're all like yeah, They're all like, now, you're right,

462
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. It's okay. Princess Leo will be

463
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: in Star Wars nine after all. Carrie Fisher's family gave

464
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Speaker 1: Lucas Film permission to use footage that was already shot.

465
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Speaker 1: Her brother Todd said, really, how do you take her

466
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Speaker 1: out of it? You don't, said, I think the people

467
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Speaker 1: deserve to have her and she is owned by them,

468
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: so that's very nice of them. Adam Sandler says that

469
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Speaker 1: his daughters begged to see his movies, but then they

470
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 1: wish they hadn't. He says, We'll be sitting there and

471
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 1: we put it on. In twenty minutes in they turn

472
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: around and go, hey, Dad, can we watch something else?

473
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: Can I That's awesome? Rogue, Exactly you don't like that

474
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: is I'm going to your room. The new Drake album

475
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Speaker 1: More Life sold another hundred thirty six thousand copies to

476
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Speaker 1: keep it in the top spot for a third straight week,

477
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Speaker 1: So that's awesome for Mr Drake. Dancy with the Stars

478
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Speaker 1: is on tonight. You've Got The Voice the Hip Hop

479
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: Squares first season finale, You've got the third season premiere

480
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: of Beticle Saul, the third season premiere of Angie Tribeca

481
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: is on tonight twenty four Legacy Taken, and next hour

482
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk to Britney Spears because there isn't there

483
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: is an end date to her Vegas residency. Okay, well,

484
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Speaker 1: if that's the case, you need to make plans to

485
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Speaker 1: get out there now to see Britney Spears. Her show

486
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: in Vegas is fantastic. All right, we'll find out when

487
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: she's ending next hour. Let's go talk to Uncle Johnny.

488
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: I think you still at the hotel sleeping. Good morning,

489
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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. Yes, signful wrong Johnny, Uncle Johnny, Yes, are

490
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: you awake it? Yeah, you sound like you're still asleep.

491
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking on the balcony. I look at the ocean.

492
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Speaker 1: What the balcony? Don't jump? Well. Uncle Johnny of course,

493
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Speaker 1: was honored this weekend as one of our grand marshals

494
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Speaker 1: in the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade. Uncle Johnny got

495
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Speaker 1: up and sang what a wonderful world the crowd and

496
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Speaker 1: they loved it, and it was just a great weekend.

497
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Speaker 1: I just want to say, congratulations, Johnny. You did a

498
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Speaker 1: great job this weekend. Thank you. It was wonderful. It

499
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Speaker 1: was awesome. There was one of the most fabulous times

500
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Speaker 1: I've had and the people were just great. And what

501
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Speaker 1: an honor to be able to do that. But it's

502
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Speaker 1: such a great cause and it was wonderful and I'm

503
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Speaker 1: just so happy. Well Uncle Johnny fantasic. Oh, we we

504
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: overdid it last night, though, I think we were just

505
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Speaker 1: hanging out. We were hanging out at the hotel, just

506
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Speaker 1: kind of, you know, relaxing after the long, very busy weekend.

507
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Speaker 1: And uh, I don't know. I was like three martinis

508
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Speaker 1: in last night, Uncle Johnny. How many do you have?

509
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: I have like five? Five? What do you call it?

510
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: Especial espresso? By the way, you know it's it's it's espresso.

511
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: There's no ex and espresso. Well do what do it did? There?

512
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Speaker 1: Is it become of Boston? You knows, all folks, you

513
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: did a great job. But you know, and Uncle Johnny

514
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 1: wanted to point something out as far as the numbers

515
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Speaker 1: go at the Gay Pride Parade. Actually I was Grand

516
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Speaker 1: Marshall last year and he was Grand Marshall this year.

517
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Speaker 1: He has a point he wants to make. What's that,

518
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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? There was more people this year. Damn all right,

519
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 1: it was one. It was every year. It gets better

520
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: and better. And the people, the people in Miami and

521
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Speaker 1: from t D Bank and from they're just wonderful that

522
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: they couldn't have been nicer. The people who running everything

523
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: a bit so great. It was fantastic. All right, Uncle Johnny,

524
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: go back to bed. I'll see at the airport. Okay, okay,

525
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: love you, love you, Uncle john had a happy pride

526
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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. He was a lot of fun, but he's

527
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Speaker 1: a lot of work. Traveling with Uncle Johnny's like traveling

528
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: like traveling with a three year old needs a lot

529
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: of help, but he needs his assistance. So also we

530
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Speaker 1: have to talk about what Bethany did this weekend. You

531
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Speaker 1: had that huge spin class with an Imax theater screen

532
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: in front of you. That must have been mind blowingly cool.

533
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Speaker 1: It was so much fun. It's called Imax Shift and

534
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 1: it was it's basically a spin class with a real

535
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Speaker 1: Imax streen. They partner with Imax and we started out

536
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: with gosh I think it was a Rihanna video, and

537
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Speaker 1: then we went into biking along a mountaintop, and then

538
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: we were biking over like the Everglades and then a rainforest,

539
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: and they sink it up so that the faster you pedal,

540
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Speaker 1: the faster the movie goes. It looks like you really

541
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Speaker 1: feel like you are biking up a mountain and uh,

542
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: and then in the middle they throw a Beyonce video

543
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 1: in there and then you get back. It's just the

544
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Speaker 1: coolest thing, and it takes your mind off of the

545
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: fact that you're working out. So if you're somebody who

546
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Speaker 1: hates working out. This kind of keeps you distracted. And

547
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Speaker 1: I was just like so proud of all of our listeners,

548
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: Like some had never taken a spin class somewhere pros

549
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: and everybody just came together and they were kicking ass.

550
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: It was excellent, excellent. Well, maybe one day you'll get

551
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Speaker 1: my ass in a spin classes. Like I said, last

552
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: time I did a spin class, I've vomited, I've got

553
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: off the bike, and I threw up way too much.

554
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: My first time taking a spin class, I almost walked

555
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Speaker 1: out three different times. But like Noah, everyone was a champ.

556
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Speaker 1: Everyone did it. We have to get Uncle Johnny back

557
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: on the phone in a little while and talk about

558
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Speaker 1: something we learned over the weekend. We learned that Uncle

559
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: Johnny started in a porno. What we learned that Uncle

560
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Speaker 1: Johnny started in a porner? Wow? Can I still see you? Like?

561
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: Can you still see this point? Why? It was way

562
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: before the internet was invented. So I don't know, we'll

563
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: get into that later. But as far as Miami Beach

564
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: Gay Pride weekend, we had over a million and a

565
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: half people at the parade. It was twice the amount

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Speaker 1: of people who live in Miami Beach and the Miami

567
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: Beach Police our friend one. I mean, they kept it

568
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: so safe and they're so nice. It was just a

569
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Speaker 1: great day. So thank you for everyone who made it happen.

570
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Speaker 1: We gotta take a break. We'll be back right after this.

571
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Speaker 1: Got Clan radio personality Elvis Durand Elvis Durand in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, Julia was beginning a new life with her

573
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Speaker 1: new man, but when his ex discovers their engaged she

574
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: decides to sabotage their relationship. Unforgettable as a psychological thriller

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Speaker 1: that will keep you on the edge of your seat,

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Speaker 1: starring Capern Heigel and Rosario Dawson. Rated ar in Theater

577
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Yeah, while hanging out

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Speaker 1: in Miami Beach state at the Eden Rock Miami Beach.

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Speaker 1: What a beautiful hotel. You know that hotel has so

580
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: much history. It's so gorgeous. In they've done a beautiful

581
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Speaker 1: job keeping its historical look. I mean, it's so gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: The Eating Rock is officially now the Nobu Eating Rock.

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Speaker 1: They also have the world's largest Nobu restaurant and bar

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Speaker 1: in They're fantastic. It's a beautiful place. To relax, hit

585
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Speaker 1: the beach, hang out by the pool. I know, you

586
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: guys really really tore it up. I hope they can

587
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Speaker 1: fix everything you broke. Unbelievable, but now we're unbelievable. I

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Speaker 1: Jet Blue, let me tell you what they did. You

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Speaker 1: guys when you went to a fly back to New York,

593
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: you went to the airport here and Jet Blue was

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Speaker 1: there to say, you know, hi, we love you guys.

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00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: And then when you arrived in New York City, they

596
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Speaker 1: had balloons and they had signs waiting for you. I mean,

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00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: Jet Blue is a different airline. They really are a

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Speaker 1: lot different and all the others. I have to say it,

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00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: they really are just incredible. Yeah, we have to say

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Speaker 1: good morning to Jack the director of the directing supervisor

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Speaker 1: for Jet Blue on the Fort lorder Dale side and

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Speaker 1: his crew over there. And then when we came back

603
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: into Newark, Henry and his crew on this side of things,

604
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: we walk off the plane, Welcome home to Elvis Duran

605
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: in the morning show. Balloons, streamers, they were wearing masquerade masks, masks,

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00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: and they were handing us candy. So look, you know what,

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00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: we know you have a lot of choices when it

608
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Speaker 1: comes to flying. Always look at jet Blue first. They

609
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: really have the cleanest planes, the nicest people. Just always,

610
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Speaker 1: if jet Blue can get you there, go with them first.

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Speaker 1: And they have the best prices too. Anyway, so there

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Speaker 1: you go. Thank you from the weekend. Now let's talk

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00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: about someone who got totally screwed this past week you ready,

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Speaker 1: sixties six year old guy from Fort Lauderdale's name is

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Speaker 1: Jan He was at casino playing the slot machines. Which

616
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Speaker 1: casino was it? Do you know, Frog? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing you know, hard rock and under the Okay. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: He's here down in South Florida at the casino with

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Speaker 1: his friend Marina. He's at this slot machine. Okay, he says,

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Speaker 1: for luck, Marina, why don't you push the button. She

621
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: pushed the button on his slot machine where he put

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00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: his money in, and the thing at one hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: The machine paid one hundred thousand dollars, but it was

624
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Speaker 1: his money. Yeah, he put his money and he said, hey,

625
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: just to give me some good luck, Marina. You pushed

626
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: the button. All she did was pushed the button on

627
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: his slot machine. They looked at the tape, the recording,

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00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: the video. Since she pushed the button, the money was

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Speaker 1: legally hers. Here's how it's possible. The rule states whoever

630
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Speaker 1: pushes the button is the person who's officially gambling. So

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Speaker 1: she and she ended up winning one hundred thousand dollars

632
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: and she didn't share any of it with him. You

633
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: gotta be kidding. Security foot footage clearly shows her hitting

634
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: the button. They gave her a check for fifty grand

635
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: and another fifty grant in cash, and she walked out

636
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: the door without him. Didn't give him a penny. Oh

637
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: my god, he got screwed. No, no, yeah, So it

638
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: makes me wonder. I was wondering, like, have I ever

639
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: been screwed over by a friend like that before? Because

640
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: that's awful. She said that she actually tried to give

641
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: him some money and he was being nasty to her,

642
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: so she's like, screw you and some money, some money.

643
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: He should have gotten most of the money if he

644
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: was gambling, and he had been standing there at that

645
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: machine loading it up with cash and pushing the button

646
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: and then for one time he says, Hey, why don't

647
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: you come over and just push the button for me

648
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: one time? That's his winnings. So for instance, like, what's

649
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: your point, Nate about the scratch off tickets? A lot

650
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,959
Speaker 1: of tickets a lot of people for Christmas holidays, they

651
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: give people scratch off tickets. I purchased that ticket, right

652
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: and I give it to someone as a gift. If

653
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: they win a million dollars, I would kind of expect

654
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: something bad. I bought the ticket for you, I would

655
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: I wouldn't expect at all, but I would expect that, Hey,

656
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: you bought me this ticket. Here's a little something exactly.

657
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: And that's even different is that's a gift. You gave

658
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: them a ticket. All he said was, hey, she pushed

659
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: the button for good luck exactly. And even if she

660
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: hadn't pushed the button and he did, he would have won,

661
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: because that's where it was, you know, at that point

662
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: in the random number generator. So it made me wonder, like,

663
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: who has screwed me over? And I thought they were

664
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: a friend, but they they actually chose money or something

665
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: or like whatever over me. And there are people that

666
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: screw people over all the time, and they and you're like, wait,

667
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: I thought that was my friend. Wait, hold on a second.

668
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: Money's evil man. Money makes you do crazy things like Bethany,

669
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: is this ever happened to you? Yeah? For us, because

670
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: you know, we have this platform, so we're lucky enough

671
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: to have a lot of people on social media who

672
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: follow us. I had somebody who I thought was a

673
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: friend and they were like, Hey, I'm working on this project.

674
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 1: I would love it if you would just like tweet

675
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: out some support. I was like, absolutely, I love you.

676
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: I tweeted them out, never heard from them again. They

677
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: only wanted me because they wanted they wanted people who

678
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: followed me on social media. They just wanted me. They

679
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: wanted my account. Basically, you know the kid the girls

680
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: that date scary. You know how many of them scary.

681
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: Remember the story you told us of that one girl

682
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: who kept dating you and Daddy and she never put

683
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: out at all. It was because she just wanted tickets,

684
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 1: remember that. Yeah, and he kept dating and he wau

685
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: We'll hold on a second. You shouldn't expect sex from

686
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: someone just because you give him tickets for shows. But

687
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: they were together for a while. I was like seven

688
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: eight times, but she didn't she wasn't turned on by

689
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: and she don't want to have sex. For the one

690
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: time this did happen to me, though, I took a

691
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: woman out on a date, Elvis, and then the next

692
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: thing you know, I introduced her to a friend of

693
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: mine for drinks afterwards. Two days later, he's taken on

694
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: a date. Was never okay. So that's a good example

695
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: right there. A friend wouldn't do that. You don't do that.

696
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: Go find your own date, don't take mine. Don't I

697
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 1: thought you were my friend. Let's go talk to Matt

698
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: calling us up one eight hundred, two one hundred, Hello Matt,

699
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: Welcome to Monday. What's going on? Helload? Hello lady, how

700
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: do you doing? So? Um? In college, we had a

701
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 1: we would go home for break for a for a month,

702
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: and one of my friends came back and he's really

703
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: he was really broke. So we decided we're gonna go

704
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: play bingo. So we were in there with all a

705
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: bunch of these late old ladies and they were giving

706
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: us a hex sign and like checks, nuts and everything.

707
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: So I gave him twenty bucks to play bingo, and uh,

708
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: he won two thousand dollars on a Bengo card. And

709
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: walked out and didn't even give us a twenty dollars

710
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: for the card that we bought him. That's not that's

711
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: that's not a friend. I have to believe that Karma

712
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: is a bit though, and that Karm is going to

713
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: come around him bite them in the eventually. So you know,

714
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 1: you would think. I think he married Karma. So it's good.

715
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: There you go, all right, so Matt feels better. He

716
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: married an awful person. All right, Matt, thanks for calling man,

717
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: have a great week. Okay, thanks a lot. Yeah, Look,

718
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: you know what you don't have to I guess legally,

719
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: if this woman pushed the button on his machine and

720
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: legally she won the money, she doesn't have to give anything.

721
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: It's not about what you have to do, it's about

722
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: what you should do. How can you live with yourself

723
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: that some people are crappy people? Yeah, that's crap. So

724
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: Brodie's theory is if if what's your theory about to

725
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: scratch off? If I buy a scratch off ticket, I

726
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: don't have long nails, right, and I can't scratch off

727
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: that silver stuff. So I give it to a female coworker.

728
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: She has long nails. She scratches it off and I

729
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: win ten thousand dollars? Is it hardmoney? Your mind? Do

730
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: I have to share it? All she did was scratch

731
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: off my ticket. I don't know. I don't know. I

732
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: think that I don't know what the law is on that.

733
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: But but wouldn't you want to share it with her?

734
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: Why because it's the right thing? Why is that the

735
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: right thing? Ten box? Go get a pedicure in the manicure?

736
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: Why is that the right thing? Why? Maybe not? You

737
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 1: don't have to look, you don't have to do it. No,

738
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: you don't have to do anything. But just there's just

739
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: like rules of being a good human. Yeah, you know what,

740
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: and they're unwritten rules. And but but I don't know.

741
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that's what separates some of us

742
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: from other people. These people were friendly enough that they

743
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: were going to a casino together and he's like, hey,

744
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: come over here and push the button for me. I mean,

745
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: you've now ended her friendship over a hundred thousand dollarge chat.

746
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: What's scary? My question is this, if if you buy

747
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: a lottery ticket, the money goes to the person who

748
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 1: bought the lottery ticket, that's the person that made the investment,

749
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: isn't Yeah, that is that the law. That law is

750
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: that that that person wins because that person bought it.

751
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: So then why is it different in the casino when

752
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: you put if I'm putting tweet, Because according to them,

753
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 1: their rule is whoever pushes the button is officially gambling.

754
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,439
Speaker 1: And there are a series of rules that you must

755
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: follow to be a gambler. You must be of age,

756
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: you must be you know what I'm saying. You have

757
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: to give him your information so they can tax you

758
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: on it. I don't know, I get it, I get it,

759
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: but still, but so keep that in mind next time

760
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: you're at the machine and you tell someone to push

761
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: your button. When they push the button, they are driving

762
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: that machine. It's their machine. What So when we all

763
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: give our money to greg Ta to go and buy

764
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: our lottery tickets, technically it's his lottery. Yeah, for sure,

765
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't have to share technically, but I bet we

766
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: could take him to court and we could at least

767
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: try to get the money out of it. But I

768
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, it's to the courts to figure

769
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: it out. That actually had And in one of these

770
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: places where they all got gathered money together and somebody

771
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: else went and bought the ticket, and the person then said, oh,

772
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: I actually bought my own set of tickets when I

773
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: was there. This isn't part of your money. And they

774
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: actually kept the money. So now there's your right. But

775
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: that's when you just expect him to do the right thing.

776
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: And you know what, We go through life every day

777
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: doing the right thing, and you just do That's just

778
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: the way we are. It's like if someone drops a

779
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: twenty dollar bill on the ground and I go hey,

780
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: and I give him the twenty dollars. They don't have

781
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: to give me money. I just did the right thing,

782
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: and I don't want anyone to congratulate me. You're a

783
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: great guy. You gave him that money. Well, now I'm

784
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: just I'm just doing the right thing. It's it's not

785
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: worthy of a parade. Let's go talk to Kelly. Kelly

786
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: sent us a text. We had a caller back. Hey,

787
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: Don Kelly, how are you guys today? Doing very I

788
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: guess we're doing very well? Were we doing well? I

789
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: don't want to speak for everyone, but I guess we are.

790
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: So your friend went to sit down at a machine

791
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: in the casino and what happened. So there was about

792
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: nine of us. We all decided to go to a

793
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: casino and my friend was just about to sit down

794
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: a machine and another friend thought he was being funny

795
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,240
Speaker 1: and decided to bump her off from the other side

796
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: of the seat, throw his money in and hit the button.

797
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: And he wants and she didn't offer her a penny. Wow,

798
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: she that sucks. He doesn't have to give her the money,

799
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: that's the thing. But he should have done something right

800
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: he I mean, I mean, we're all a group of

801
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: friends that hang out all the time. Do you still

802
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: hang out with that guy or you do? Do you

803
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 1: not care for him as much anymore? Um? We all

804
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: do still hang out, but it's a little awkward. You

805
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: see what you do. If you don't do the right thing,

806
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,399
Speaker 1: it's gonna it's gonna be awkward. All right, Kelly, thank

807
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 1: you for texting, and have a great day. Okay, you too,

808
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: Love you guys, Love you too. I want everyone to

809
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: have a good data. Let's gonna talk to Frank. Hello, Frank,

810
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: how are you? Hello? Lady? Helloy? Okay, So you bought

811
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: to scratch off lottery tickets right? Yeah. I was working

812
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: in the city when I was younger, and I was

813
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 1: going to the store and the secretary gave me two bucks.

814
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: That get me a scratch. So I bought to dash

815
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: for life. I scratched one off, I brought her back

816
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: the other one. She won and only took me out

817
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: for lunch. You know, you got lunch out of it.

818
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: That's fine. At least you got lunch. No, she gave

819
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: you a lunch. Lunch is fabulous, you know. Just give

820
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: me a lunch. I'll be happy. Well, okay, maybe at

821
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: least she did something. Oh that's all it works. Now

822
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Let's say the table's returned.

823
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: If you scratched up to twenty five thousand, what would

824
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: you have done? I would at least gave her a

825
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and lunch. Okay, all right, Frank, Well you're

826
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: a better person than she is. All right, man, thanks

827
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: for listening to us. A great day. Thank you. All right,

828
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: and there you go. You just do the right thing

829
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: in life, because that's just what you do. You're not

830
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: expecting anything in return, expecting something in return, as that's

831
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: not that you're just supposed to do that. No, just

832
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: do the right thing. Even you find someone something or other,

833
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: you shouldn't expect money. Just give it to them. Makes

834
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: you happy, go on with your day. There you go.

835
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 1: Let's get into the headlines. What are you got going

836
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: on there? Bethany. Egyptian President ab del Fata l c

837
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: C has declared a three month state of emergency. This

838
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: comes after Isis attacked two churches, killing over forty people

839
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: and wounding more than one. The bombing happened during Palm Sunday.

840
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: Services government investigators are accusing Google of paying its male

841
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: employees more than its female employees who are doing similar work.

842
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: One labor department employee said, quote, we found systemic compensation

843
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: disparities against women pretty much across the entire workforce. But

844
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: Google disputes this, saying that every year they check and

845
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: do an analysis of their pay across genders and they

846
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 1: have not found a gender pay gap form. MLB outfielder

847
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: Otis Nixon is reportedly missing. Police and Georgia tweeted on

848
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: Sunday that Nixon hadn't been seen since Saturday morning. He

849
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: played for, among other teams, the Braves, Yankees, Dodgers, and

850
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: Minnesota Twins. Today marks the beginning of Passover. It is

851
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: also National Siblings Day, So if you have a sibling,

852
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: give McCall give him a hug. Here is your hourly

853
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: reminder to take a deep breath, my favorite part of

854
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: your headline. And Fresh Express has announced a recall of

855
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: some of its prepackaged salad mixes after two people in

856
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: Florida found a dead bat in their greens. Damn, everybody's

857
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: gonna want one, you know what. Frog brought up a

858
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: good point about these food recalls. Don't eat salad. You

859
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: never see anybody of your call a big old bag

860
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: of sugar or oreos. No o oreos are never recalled.

861
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,439
Speaker 1: Those those tacky salad. Don't eat salad. By the way,

862
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: the two people who found the bat he ate some

863
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: of the salad first, and then they found the decomposed bat.

864
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 1: So freaking you don't ever see a big old batch

865
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: of peeps pin recalled. Nope, that's safe. I will tell

866
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: you though, if I open up a bag of salad

867
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: and a bat flies out, that will be kind of festive.

868
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: That's great. Where the bag out? You can you prove it? No,

869
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: you flew away all right? Then salad two different people

870
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: found it, which means was it just portions of bat?

871
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, ye If I'm gonna get a bat

872
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: now with more bat so stupid. Why am I laughing?

873
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: Because I love it? Um, Do you guys buy those

874
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 1: salads in the bags? Not anymore? And then I always

875
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: buy the lettuce and just wash it myself. I don't

876
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 1: buy salads in the bag. It takes like a bag

877
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: to me. Peep, you have peep salad, salad, and I

878
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: recalling that. Alright, let's take a break. We have a

879
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 1: phone tap coming up right after this strand in the

880
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: Morning Show. So you need that perfect snack. Don't grab

881
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 1: boring old potato chips. Try the new taste from Ritz

882
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: Rits Crispin Thins. Just like the name suggests. They're thin

883
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: and they're crispy, and they're really really good. They're baked,

884
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 1: not fried. New Rits Crispin Thins. You have got to

885
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 1: try them, all right. This is Alesia Carra with Elvis

886
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 1: Dran in the Morning Show. He is ol I'm sitting

887
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,439
Speaker 1: here looking at Scary over the camera. Scary, it looks

888
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: like you had a great weekend. I can tell just

889
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: by looking at you that you had a great weekend

890
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: down here in in Miami. I always say that if

891
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 1: I ever lost the job here and I had to move,

892
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: I would move to South Florida. That really my place.

893
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: Let's put that to the test. Yeah, I uh, it's

894
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: been so beautiful, even though I know the weather in

895
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: New York City is gonna be gorgeous today. I just

896
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: always have such a good time when I come to

897
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: my It is my second home, Miami is my second home.

898
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: And being down here with Froggy, I love you, Froggy,

899
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: and being on the beach, the palm trees, there's just

900
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: something about it. It's so colorful here, you know. When

901
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: we were all a part of Miami Beach gay Pride

902
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: this weekend. And I've been to gate to a gay

903
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: pride parades and celebrations in many many cities. There's just

904
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,280
Speaker 1: something extra special about Miami Beach and gay pride because

905
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: Miami Beach is already, you know, colorful and fun year round.

906
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: So I mean, it's truly truly jacked up during this

907
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: incredible weekend. It was a lot of fun. Why are

908
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: you giggling? I like it when you say jacked up.

909
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: Your giggle no reason. I will tell you we missed you, Bethany,

910
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: We missed you this weekend. I was following along. I

911
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 1: was living vicariously through you. Yes, and the fellowship. Yes,

912
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: lots of fellowship. It was a lot of fun. What

913
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: are you doing over there, Froggy, you were having salad?

914
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,959
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait, you brought in everything to make

915
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 1: the salad. Well no, he's actually the salad was delivered,

916
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: but he's doctoring it up, as they say. But we

917
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: had such a beautiful, beautiful weekend. Uh. And thank you

918
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: to everyone who made it beautiful. All right, let's get

919
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: into your what are we doing here, let's get into

920
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: the phone tap. Let's go Elvis Duran, Elvis durand phone tap.

921
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: So we love it when a new character is born

922
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: on the phone tap. Today we welcome, of course, Dave

923
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: Brody in his new character Jimmy Jingles. Yes, isn't Jimmy

924
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 1: Jingles with ans? Yes, we'll tell us about this phone tap.

925
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: I want to hear more. Okay, So, Kennon Marcy, your

926
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: plan your bar mits for for their son Andrew. Marcy

927
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: has been a control freak nut and she asked her

928
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: husband Ken to handle one thing. He had an idea

929
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: and she loved it. He was going to hire a

930
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: company to create a custom song about Andrew. He gives

931
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: information about the family and and Andrew, and then they'll

932
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 1: create a song for his bar Mits. Oh it's cute.

933
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: So that song hasn't been produced yet, but I called

934
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: to let her know that I'm Jimmy Jingles and I've

935
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: produced a special song for the bar Mitz. Okay, excellent.

936
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: So Jimmy Jingles helping out a kid on his famous

937
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: Jimmy Jingles. Let's oh, the world famous Jimmy Jingles. Al Right,

938
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: here we go. Today's day Brody phone tap, Who Hi

939
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: is Marcy home? This is Jimmy Jingles. I was hired

940
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: to create a custom song for your son Andrew. Congratulations

941
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: by the way, mazel to, thank you very much. Can

942
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: gave me all the information about your family. Uh, And

943
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,959
Speaker 1: I put it to music, and I think you're gonna

944
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: really like it. So I'm gonna play the first part.

945
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: It's just about Andrew. I think you're gonna really like

946
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: the production quality. Here. Here we go. Andrew read from

947
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: the but like all the dudes to he ate some

948
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: mother beleef in punk ash wo woa, what you can't

949
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: mother belief? And what the heck is that? Okay, you

950
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 1: can't say that he can't explain to me that he's

951
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: he's really cool and it's really cool. Andrew, Well, he

952
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: doesn't really cool. He doesn't mother. Listen to the kids

953
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: say the real word. I just put in bleeping this

954
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: original version I said, But then I beat. What do

955
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: you mean? Let me you're gonna have to change that.

956
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: But we're gonna have to change that line. All right.

957
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: Well here's the next one. This is about now being

958
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: You know, when you're thirteen, you become a man. So

959
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: here we go. Andrew's thirteen, and now he is a man.

960
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: He can now bang bitessaid that he was in this

961
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? What do you mean? What do

962
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: you mean? You can't play that at informed from? Well,

963
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: are you kidding? We do this all the time. Man,

964
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm Jimmy Jingles, but not at this party

965
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: that I'm saying. I'm no way. Okay, listen, Okay, have

966
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: you not heard what the kids listening to? Yeah? That's okay.

967
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: This is just fa. This is a temple. This is

968
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: not in the clubs. Okay, all right, So here's the

969
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 1: part about your daughter, Sarah. Hold on, here we go.

970
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: His sister name is Sara, her middle name is Joy.

971
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: She might be lest the year. She's never kissed the

972
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: boy hired you for this. Yeah, you already paid me.

973
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: What is your problem for the that's the usual fate.

974
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: You can't do this forget it, get fired and we

975
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: don't want okay for a well, well, listen, lady, calm

976
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,760
Speaker 1: calm the hell down. I'm not listening to calm down now.

977
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: That's that's nobody. I gotta look you up in them.

978
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 1: That's your loud Jewish mother is gonna tell me about

979
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: my business? I'm Jimmy Jingles. Hello. You're having Hunter to

980
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 1: his mother yet? Pal, Okay, this is not something that's

981
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: gonna happen at my kids. I don't care. Kenneth Andrews father,

982
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: he's funny, you're clever. They can pay in their private

983
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: parts when they shout with together. Got me afraid? That's great?

984
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: Are you sick this song ever got play? I wouldn't

985
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,479
Speaker 1: be able to show my faith on Long Island. Listen,

986
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: what are you doing? You hit in the man of

987
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: chev It's a little hard today. You know. I'm done.

988
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this line about your mother? How about that?

989
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: Because I think done? You do? I don't even want

990
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 1: to hear another line. You're done. Nana has sail and

991
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: Nina has class and even that hurry, she's still a

992
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: pizza best guys, guys, So I'll take it, I'll touch you,

993
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: I'll get my money. Oh my god, listen, seriously, what

994
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: is it with you people? What is it that you

995
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: are you like that is so offensive? Listen? I know you,

996
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: I know you. People don't like to waste money, so

997
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't think you want to waste the t You're right,

998
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: and this customer surely isn't ring, especially you're kind of customer.

999
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: You really hate wasting money, gustomer? Are you talking about,

1000
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: you know, the average kind juice. Look, I'm just saying,

1001
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you people, sometimes you get a little

1002
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: people listening you what what are you? Are you seen?

1003
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: You sound like a first teen You're old kids. All right,

1004
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm calling my husband being in touch with you.

1005
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to find Lascy one more thing. Ken

1006
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: and I are phone tapping you. Yes, you've got it,

1007
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 1: You've got you know. My blood pressure is so high

1008
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: I'm ready to take myself to the damn. I'm gonna

1009
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: kill you. I kill you, Laucy. This is David Brody

1010
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 1: from Ellis Train in the Morning show. Oh you know

1011
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: I would that I loved your show, but I can't

1012
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: believe you did this to me. That was awesome, scary?

1013
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Why are you playing Havanagila? What this is? Where you're

1014
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: playing Havanghela? Well, tonight is the first night it passover?

1015
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 1: And okay, so so Scary says to me, I've got

1016
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: a great, great phone tap for passover. We're gonna play

1017
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: a bar phone tap. So what is it? A bar

1018
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: mitzvah and pass over? Two different things? Yeah? No, I

1019
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: I know. I did a search in our computer system

1020
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: for passover and we do not have a passover phone tap,

1021
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: but wanted tomorrow on the occasion with something Jewish. Let

1022
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: me ask you a question, what if a pet tap

1023
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: would have been a passover phone I don't I can't

1024
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: imagine a passover phone tab. It just doesn't compute. Brody,

1025
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 1: you're Jewish? Would you please talk some sentence? Mr Skery,

1026
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: there's no sense. I understand his thought process, even though

1027
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: it's not a correct thought process. And I appreciate we

1028
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: got some judaism and we mentioned man of chevit's he's

1029
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 1: thrilled good and now he's hoping again. Well, Brody, I

1030
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: gotta tell you even though you're already on the throne,

1031
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: you deserve to be on the throne again. Fantastic because

1032
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: it's pass off. I'm going to recline a little bit

1033
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: in my throne. The Jews understand that exactly. They recline.

1034
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta take a break. We have more

1035
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: coming up after this. Have an idea for a phone tab?

1036
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: Go to ell Strand dot com. Click on the phone

1037
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: tap tab, tell us what you want to do. This

1038
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: tablets prerecorded with permission granted by all of Hearts. Eli

1039
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: Sturan phone tab on Elvie Strand in the Morning Show.

1040
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand's shooting move with translates us Morning Show This

1041
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. I love Chris Martin.

1042
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: He's fantastic. You know, we had a baby Rexa with

1043
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: us on stage at the talking. What is that here too?

1044
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: Do you hear that? That was the music bed? I

1045
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: heard someone talking. I heard Mo Bounce say this is

1046
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: Elvis during the morning I know I heard that. I

1047
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: know I hear voices from time to time, but this

1048
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: time we all heard those voices. All right? Anyway, where

1049
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: were we? Oh? We're talking about Oh babe, Rexha she

1050
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: was on the float with us in the Miami Beach

1051
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: Pride Parade. Then we had her on stage and she

1052
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: did a show last night on the beach for everyone

1053
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: still partying for Pride. She is amazing, such a sweetheart.

1054
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: I've done a bunch of events with her and she's

1055
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 1: just the coolest, chill list, just the most amazing woman.

1056
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: I'm glad you are backing me up on that very

1057
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: honest time. I said to her, oh my gosh, I

1058
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: love your hair so much. She goes, this is a wig.

1059
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: I fried all my hair off. She's very honest stat

1060
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: Island girl. She knows what it's about. And you know what.

1061
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: And last time she was here as well, maybe two

1062
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: times ago, her dad was here and uh, he's so

1063
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: proud of his daughter. He started crying. And then and

1064
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: so during the interview she started crying. I mean, the

1065
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: whole family is they're all so proud of her. I mean,

1066
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: she's so great. So a lot of people always ask us,

1067
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: you know, behind the scenes, how's that person, how's this person.

1068
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, Babie Rexa, you need to know

1069
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: she's amazing. So when you hear her music, not only

1070
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: do you like her, stuff her art, but I want

1071
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: you to know the person behind the art is really fantastic.

1072
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: She really is. I'm gonna cry. No, No, she really is.

1073
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: And she has a lot of a lot of good

1074
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: stuff in store for her in her future. Now, I

1075
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: want to talk about Froggy. Your son Caden. He's on

1076
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: lockdown right, he's he's grounded. Yeah, he's grounded. And Daniel,

1077
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: you're actually with them when this happened. Right as I

1078
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't understand why he's not allowed

1079
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: to go out this friends, Froggy goes, oh there's a

1080
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: story there. Yeah. So I wanted to come in today

1081
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: and ask the question. And you know, if you're a

1082
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: parent listening to us, I want to hear your answer

1083
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 1: to this as well. I want you to call us

1084
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 1: with your answer. You know, Bethany and I are always

1085
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: looking for reasons to have kids and we just can't

1086
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 1: find them. I'm not I'm looking for validation for not

1087
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,359
Speaker 1: having kids. Okay, well I think this is going to help.

1088
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: Why is your kid grounded this weekend? This past weekend?

1089
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: Well mine was because what did he do? Because he

1090
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: told him kids on snapchat to f off? Oh my gosh. No,

1091
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: So do you follow a snapchat? But he didn't send

1092
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 1: it to me. He's like a snapchat where you send

1093
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: to your story and then you can just send snapchats

1094
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 1: to certain people. Then how do you find out about it?

1095
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: Because one of the kids that he sent it to

1096
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: told us that's not cool. This is this somebody that's

1097
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: his friend normally. Yeah, so a friend of his totally

1098
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: sold him out, like, hey, we just want you to

1099
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: know that this is what he sent it. We want

1100
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: you to know that your son told us to f off. Right,

1101
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I was glad he told

1102
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: us because I want to know when stuff like this

1103
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 1: happens because it allows me to understand what's going on

1104
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: as a parent. Now did the kids parents see this

1105
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: going on? That? I don't know. I would guess, So,

1106
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: I mean I would know. I know that if somebody

1107
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: sent it to my kid, he would tell me. He

1108
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: would sky dad look wondering like parenting one on one.

1109
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: So if if a parent calls you and says, hey,

1110
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: your son told my son to f off, what would

1111
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: you do? Would you tell him to f off? No,

1112
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: you would apologize. I would apologize. So sorry, I'm very sorry.

1113
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,839
Speaker 1: This is not the way we want him to ask.

1114
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: He didn't learn that from me. He learned it from

1115
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: his mom right right, exactly. Absolutely blame it on Lisa. Instantly,

1116
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to picture this. Was this a video off?

1117
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, it was like you know you

1118
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: take a picture, you know how you take a like

1119
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: a picture, just you cover the lens and take a

1120
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: black screen and then you just write on it. It

1121
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: was like that. Look at the text coming through. My

1122
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: eight year old son was grounded last week for threatening

1123
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 1: a kid over a swing. Another text. My son has

1124
00:56:55,360 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: been grounding September sept Dude, that's a stronger parent than

1125
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: me and my kids will be grounding for four days

1126
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: and I'm already at wanting to let him off every

1127
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: now and then. All right, So well that kid from

1128
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: September sixte maybe just like re upping the grounding, like

1129
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 1: keeps doing something else. Yeah, he probably never gets free

1130
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: and then right when he's just about to get freeze

1131
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: ground to the Okay, So as a parent, Bethany, and

1132
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: we have questions. So as a parent, if you find

1133
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: out your kid tells other kids to f off, do

1134
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: you secretly are you secreally okay with it? But you

1135
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: just want to let him know it's wrong. Just okay,

1136
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: because if you don't let him know what's wrong, you're

1137
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: a bad parent. My issue, exactly, My issue is this,

1138
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: don't put things like that out on social media because

1139
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: everybody sees it. If you have a disagreement with your

1140
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: friends and that's how you want to talk to them,

1141
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 1: I can't stop you from doing that. I would prefer

1142
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: you didn't as your parent. But the fact is, don't

1143
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: put something like that out there on social media. It's

1144
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: just a bad practice. Okay, okay, So are we learning

1145
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 1: something here, Bethany in case we get pregnant. Yes, I'm

1146
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: learning that it's never gonna happen. It's like this us

1147
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: is of raising a child seem astronomical anyway, and then

1148
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,439
Speaker 1: you have a kid, go tell someone to f off.

1149
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I can't handle this. I'm the payoff

1150
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,959
Speaker 1: is fantastic. I hear it is fantastic. Go ahead, frog.

1151
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. As a parent, it's difficult because then when

1152
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: I go and post things like yesterday, for example, I

1153
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: took a picture of Elvis holding a water gun now

1154
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: shaped like a penis. It was a penis water gun,

1155
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: and it was squirting water out of it. I put

1156
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: it on Instagram, and Instagram took it down. The Instagram

1157
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: instantly took it down. The stuff you're not supposed to

1158
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: show your kids that you do. But my kid follows

1159
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: me on Let him follow you on Instagram. I can't

1160
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: tell me can't follow me on Instagram. But it's difficult

1161
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: when I say, hey, don't do this, but then I'm

1162
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: posting pictures of Elvis with a water gun and everybody's

1163
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: loving it. He's not supposed to see that you're posting

1164
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: those pictures on Instagram, or maybe stop posting those pictures

1165
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: on it. This was a fabulous picture, Bethany, I'm a sin.

1166
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: By the way. The this water gun story is great

1167
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: because Scary was in a store and saw the penis

1168
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: water gun, but he was too embarrassed to buy it,

1169
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: so he went and got Alex to come in and

1170
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: buy it. I sure did. Why are you embarrassed in here?

1171
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: Why are you too embarrassed to buy a penis water gun?

1172
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was going to think he was gay. No, No,

1173
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: it had nothing to do with that. I'm out with

1174
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: a penis water gun? Well, why not? It's a penis

1175
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: water gun. Who cares. I don't know if I called

1176
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: your boyfriend and he was like, oh my god, I'll

1177
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: gladly buy this. Well, I know, but yeah, what does

1178
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 1: it mean? It mean it made make people think you're

1179
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: gay because you have a penis water I didn't know

1180
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,439
Speaker 1: that gay people. I didn't know that we were known

1181
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 1: for having penis water gun. No, I didn't know if

1182
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: it would be offensive if I brought a penis water

1183
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: gun to the to the place. Let Alex do it.

1184
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: It's okay, pen his water gun. There's nothing efensive. Look

1185
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 1: at the picture I just sent it to you. It's fabulous,

1186
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: zooming on his face. We got out of that Prexa

1187
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: was shooting it. I know I would put up the

1188
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: penis water gun picture, but they would take it right down,

1189
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: so I can't do it. But why it's plastic? It's

1190
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: not I know. It looks just okay, never mind moving

1191
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: on scary turn off on microphone. It looks it does

1192
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: look really real. I just got a great text. We're

1193
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna line up some texting calls. Did you

1194
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: see that text? Go by? Nate, Her seven year old

1195
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: called uh someone behind the counter, A customer service person

1196
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: and a whole seven year old and she had to

1197
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: punish him, but she secretly was laughing because it was true.

1198
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: The guy was being an a home. These these texts

1199
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: are hilarious many times where your kid does something and

1200
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: you know it's the truth, but you know you can't

1201
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: laugh because if you laugh, then this is not good. Parents.

1202
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: You're telling him it's good to tell people to off.

1203
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Let's line up some calls and stuff.

1204
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: Let's get into the Danielle report. This is great. If

1205
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna kids, if you're gonna curse out someone, do

1206
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: it in public. Don't do it. Do it in person,

1207
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: don't do it on social media, don't do anything that

1208
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 1: screen shot. Wait, let's not do it at all. Let's

1209
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: not curse anybody out at all. Half of that. That's

1210
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: a good idea. Don't get caught getting caught to the

1211
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 1: padfort be realistic. I understand it's going to happen, but

1212
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: don't do it on social media where they can screenshot

1213
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: and send into everybody. That's what I'm saying exactly. So

1214
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: what else did text say? He's too young to be

1215
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: on social media? Oh? Please, he's not too young to be.

1216
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: They should be on social media at three. Oh yeah, okay,

1217
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: all right, let's go. Let's get into the Daniel Report.

1218
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 1: What do you got, Daniel Shark Nato five is coming

1219
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: your way Sunday, August six on Sci Fi. I know

1220
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: we boycotted, but I'm just letting you know, to write

1221
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 1: into I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. The

1222
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: Rock is going to start in a live action movie

1223
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: based on Disney's Jungle Cruise Ride. If you've ever been

1224
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: on the Jungle Cruise Ride, you know it's pretty cool.

1225
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 1: It's like one of the classics over in Disney. So

1226
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: the Rocks getting ready to start, and that the situation

1227
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: from the Jersey Shore is facing fifteen years for tax

1228
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: of tax evasion. Oh my god. Yep. He got indicted

1229
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: in Newark on Friday with his brother false uh, you know,

1230
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: false filing and all that stuff for his reality fashion

1231
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: line situation Nation. That's according to the federal court documents.

1232
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 1: So keep you posted on that. Pay your taxes. I

1233
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: learned the hard way because I went several years without

1234
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 1: paying them, without even reporting. And thank God for my

1235
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 1: accountant and he pulled me out of it and we

1236
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: took care of it. Cost a lot of money. But

1237
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: if you're not in jail, it's the it's the even

1238
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: if you're not threatened to go to jail, it just

1239
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: being laid on it or are screwing screw screwing it up.

1240
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 1: It's don't do it, it's not worth it. Stay on

1241
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: top of that. Not cool. And Emma Stone is working

1242
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: in London, so she cannot go to the problem with

1243
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: the kid who made that Lala Land video, but she

1244
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: did say it is the greatest proposal I've ever received.

1245
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: And if you don't remember what it was, a kid

1246
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: took the La La Land opening scene where all the

1247
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: cars are parked, got all his friends to come. He

1248
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: rewrote the song asking her to promp. So that was

1249
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: pretty cool. And Brittany scars current Vegas residency will end

1250
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: on New Year's Eve and there is no word on

1251
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 1: what she will do next. But if you haven't seen Brittany,

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Speaker 1: you may want trying to book it now. Dancing with

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Speaker 1: the Stars is on tonight. The Voice what is so funny?

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01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: These text messages are hilarious. Kids doing I'm sorry dancing

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Speaker 1: hip hop squares A Better Call Soul is on Andy

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01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,479
Speaker 1: Tribeca twenty four. Legacy next hour, we're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: Ben Diesel. He says, you know what, the rock and

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Speaker 1: I We're okay. You see, I'm starting to change my

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01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: tune on this, Bethany. I think I want to have

1260
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Speaker 1: a kid so I can have them curse people out.

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01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: These kids are saying, they're hilarious. They're gone, like the

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01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: little seven year old calling people and a holes in

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Speaker 1: this and the parents like this kid this one job

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01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: got kicked out of the kids club on the cruise

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Speaker 1: line because some kids skipped my mind. So he said,

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Speaker 1: f you a hole. He got set out of the

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Speaker 1: kid's club. Gone keep telling the kids club because your

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Speaker 1: foul mouth. I think it's hilarious. And that's the only

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Speaker 1: reason I want to have a kid, so I can

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Speaker 1: have someone cursing people down for it. All right, turn

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Speaker 1: off the music herey, oh my goodness, says unbelievable. This

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Speaker 1: is all this is a funny text. Our son draws

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01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: penises on everything, so we may him draw one on

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01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: his face. Oh that's nice. Let me go. I'm a

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01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: pediatric physical therapist and I had a four year old

1276
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 1: tell me shut up effort. Oh my god, kids said

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01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: the darkest things, all right, let's go talk to uh.

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Speaker 1: I think this is Christine hire you. We're doing great.

1279
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 1: What's going on? What does your eight year old do? So?

1280
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 1: Very impatient and someone wouldn't get him the swing, so

1281
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: he threatened to kick him in the eye, get a

1282
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 1: gun and shoot him, and then below him up with

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01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: new Oh no that's not good. No no, no, no,

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01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: that's not very bad, bad bad, nothing funny there, no, no, no, no, no,

1285
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 1: never ever threatened that kind of stuff. Yeah, just say

1286
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 1: next time, just call him an an a whole. I'm kidding,

1287
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 1: don't do that. No, no, no, God, good luck with that.

1288
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: Hold on, yeah, no, no, that stuff serious. Let's move

1289
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: on and talk to Jay. Hello Jay, how are you? Hello? Lady?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Guys? So you're eleven year old? Did

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01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: you ground your eleven year old? Well, it's my girlfriends

1292
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 1: eleven year old, but we did. What happened? What did

1293
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 1: the eleven year old due? Well, you have to be

1294
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: careful who your friends are, because my eleven or our

1295
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: eleven year old overheard a conversation with one of my

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01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 1: friends where they were talking kind of off color, and

1297
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 1: then she started asking questions and he cracked the joke.

1298
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: You haven't learned the birds and the bees yet, and

1299
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: so apparently because of the eldest story and morning show

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01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: always saying google it, she'd googled the birds and the

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Speaker 1: bees and ended up on porn hubb. Oh my god,

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01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 1: eleven years old on porn hubb. Eleven years old on

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01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 1: porn hubb. Now, wait a minute, I feel like you're

1304
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: sort of blaming us for this in a way because

1305
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: we told her to google everything. Oh, it's really my

1306
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: fault for not picking better friends. We took the phone

1307
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 1: away for a week. Uh, it's I mean, it's kind

1308
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: of one of those things where I mean, seriously, what

1309
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: did you do? Because chances are, in a couple of

1310
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 1: years she was gonna wind up there anyway. I don't know, pornhub.

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01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: Maybe that was a little way further than that. Years

1312
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: wound up there. You know, I was very I was

1313
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 1: younger than that when I saw my dad's you know,

1314
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 1: collection of porn. Well there I learned about it. Well,

1315
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: thank you, sorry about that. Well, you know, it's all good.

1316
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 1: We live. When we learned. Could I have a T shirt? Absolutely?

1317
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: Hold on, here's a T shirt? Because you're you're eleven

1318
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: year old daughter went on porn hub let's go talk

1319
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 1: to a line. Can you hit that for me? Scary?

1320
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:37,440
Speaker 1: It's Tommy, Hey Tommy, what's going on? We're doing? Okay? So, uh,

1321
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 1: your son would was your son grounded for doing this? Ah? Extremely,

1322
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 1: there's right now on the friendship says I will not

1323
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: fart at strangers. Okay. We could leave it right there,

1324
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: or we could hear the story. We were at the

1325
01:06:55,040 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: hospital yesterday visiting his grandfather and one of the people

1326
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 1: next door there was another patient in there, and one

1327
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 1: of the ladies that was visiting was He's dropping, and

1328
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 1: he saw that just turned bent over and just ripped

1329
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,439
Speaker 1: it at her. Oh my god, that's hilarious. How old

1330
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: is he? And he doesn't usually do stuff like this?

1331
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:21,240
Speaker 1: I was pretty speechless, So well, so okay, let's let's

1332
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 1: let's let's tear it apart, shall we. He was offended

1333
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: that that they were He's dropping, so he thought he

1334
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: would do something that was insulting to them. So they

1335
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 1: go away, So we farted on them. So in the way,

1336
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 1: aren't you aren't you really kind of happy he did

1337
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,320
Speaker 1: it a little bit? Honestly, I just had to turn

1338
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 1: my head so he didn't see me laughing. There you

1339
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: go yeah, all right, well thanks, like go straight Farrell

1340
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 1: and just fling his pooh. Yeah. His sister was like

1341
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: her mouth drops, like, I can't believe you just did that.

1342
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: It's great. I'm sorry I said it. I think it's great.

1343
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:56,600
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Tommy, have a great day. It's

1344
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,600
Speaker 1: on the refrigerator. I will not fart at strangers. Wait,

1345
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: what's this right here? Hell is Stacy? Yes, what happened

1346
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: to you and your son? You? He was grounded for

1347
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 1: doing what? Um? He farted lockdown a lockdown to make

1348
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 1: the other wait here breaking up? Can you say that again?

1349
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 1: He farted during a lockdown to make the other kids

1350
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 1: laugh a lockdown drill. Oh it's cool. Oh yes, yeah,

1351
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 1: they were having a lockdown drill. I got an email

1352
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,679
Speaker 1: from the teacher before he got home and it said,

1353
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 1: and your son was he was receiving a detention because

1354
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 1: of fooling around during a lockdown. So when he got

1355
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: home I had asked him, I said, so what happened?

1356
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: He's like, um, nothing, I said, why did you get

1357
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 1: a detention? And he looked at me. He's like, I

1358
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: farted during a lockdown because it was too quiet. He's hilarious. God,

1359
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: in radio. He hates silence. That's perfect for radio. Dead

1360
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 1: air scares your son. This is the second lockdown in

1361
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,720
Speaker 1: a row he got in trouble for. So I'm gonna

1362
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 1: tell you right now, Stacy, it's kids like that that

1363
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: could be a little pain right now. But those kids,

1364
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: in my opinion, turn out to be the entertainers. All right, Stacy,

1365
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 1: thank you for calling, Thanks for listening to us. I

1366
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,800
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's kind of great. My kid

1367
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:18,760
Speaker 1: farted during lockdown and got got detention. Relieve the tension. Well,

1368
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: relieve the tension and got detention. And I don't think

1369
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 1: they tell the kids that they're in lockdown anyway. I

1370
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:26,680
Speaker 1: don't think they describe exactly what it's for, so he

1371
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 1: may not have known how serious. And alright, kids, everybody quiet.

1372
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: This text the text. My brother was grounded because he

1373
01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:34,960
Speaker 1: went to a candy store when he was a kid

1374
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 1: and asked if they were fudge packers. Okay, they're in

1375
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:45,599
Speaker 1: a candy store, they're putting chocolate in a bag. It's

1376
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 1: a legitimate question. My son made a hot dog warmer

1377
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:52,240
Speaker 1: in school and wrote insert wiener here, and so you

1378
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 1: get grounded for stuff like that. I think that's hideously

1379
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 1: clever stuff. The thing is, though, you have to send

1380
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 1: an example because if it starts at a young age,

1381
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,559
Speaker 1: you have to like let them know that there's a

1382
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,599
Speaker 1: time and a place for it. And that's the that's

1383
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,240
Speaker 1: the spot that I'm in, is that there's a time

1384
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 1: and a place to be funny and say inappropriate things,

1385
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 1: and then there's a time in a place. Not the

1386
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,600
Speaker 1: text message. My five year old told her dad he

1387
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 1: was being a douche nugget. What are you laughing about, Nate?

1388
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 1: I can't say half of these texts of these kidren.

1389
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 1: They're worse than we are. We're awful, all right, Oh

1390
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: my goodness. At five years old, my son said, f

1391
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:34,120
Speaker 1: this s at church? Right, it's a song as you're

1392
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 1: done singing their hymns. We just got a text that

1393
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,480
Speaker 1: said my son attacked the pizza man with my vibrator.

1394
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,360
Speaker 1: Come on, Bethany, let's have children. I hope they tipped

1395
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 1: extra to that port. Yeah, I know, all right. We

1396
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: gotta take a break back after this call us everyone

1397
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,680
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1401
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 1: When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood

1402
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,880
Speaker 1: and life sucks, this show really gives you the ability

1403
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 1: to bring you back up and make you feel okay, lad. Hello,

1404
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:38,920
Speaker 1: Hello lady, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. That's right,

1405
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:42,599
Speaker 1: Hello lady. We celebrated Uncle Johnny as one of our

1406
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 1: Gay Pride Parade grand marshals here in Miami Beach, and

1407
01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 1: we were so proud of him. He did such a

1408
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,800
Speaker 1: great job. We love you, Uncle john I'm gonna talk

1409
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,640
Speaker 1: to him in a second about his porn career. Hang on,

1410
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,880
Speaker 1: let's get hold on Uncle Johnny. Please. Also, Uncle Johnny

1411
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,599
Speaker 1: last night, This was interesting conversation. After a martini or two.

1412
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: He said, I mean I am you know what I mean?

1413
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,120
Speaker 1: And what's that? Uncle Johnny? He said, I mean, I

1414
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 1: mean Netflix? How do I how do I sign up?

1415
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 1: So trying to explain Netflix to Uncle Johnny was the

1416
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:17,599
Speaker 1: funniest thing. There's no way for him to understand it.

1417
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 1: But we'll get into that. EVNT hold on Uncle Johnny

1418
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:23,040
Speaker 1: to remind me to talk to him. Okay, let's talk

1419
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 1: to him about his his appearance and I porn and Netflix.

1420
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:30,240
Speaker 1: Good luck. Someone has to explain to him how it works.

1421
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 1: I'll pay you if you can do it around the room.

1422
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 1: We'll start with you, Bethany, what's going on. I went

1423
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:39,760
Speaker 1: to a park over the weekend. I guess, yeah, I guess.

1424
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 1: This is what you people do when you go outside.

1425
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:45,559
Speaker 1: I usually stay inside, especially when it's beautiful out, because

1426
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:49,720
Speaker 1: the sun is evil. Um, but I understand now what

1427
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:53,080
Speaker 1: people see in terms of like going out and playing

1428
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,839
Speaker 1: kickball and doing stuff with other people because it's fun

1429
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,800
Speaker 1: and fun is good. That's the lesson I learned over

1430
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: the again. So my goal for the year is to

1431
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 1: get out a little bit more when it's nice out

1432
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 1: instead of hiding away from the evils of the sun. Excellent,

1433
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 1: That's that's the goal. The goal is to walk out

1434
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 1: your door. Yeah, let us know when it happened. I

1435
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:19,200
Speaker 1: will certainly keep you updated. You almost got color. Just

1436
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:23,439
Speaker 1: I mean, I love going outside. It's just a beautiful thing.

1437
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 1: You should try it. It's really all the kids are

1438
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:30,760
Speaker 1: doing it going outside. Let's go come outside, Let's go

1439
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,680
Speaker 1: to Daniel. What's up with you? Daniel? So I had

1440
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:35,000
Speaker 1: one of those dreams last night that was so real

1441
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 1: that when I woke up, I fell out of the bed.

1442
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,640
Speaker 1: My cell phone fell and flew across the room, and

1443
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:43,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, well what happened? What was

1444
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,720
Speaker 1: your dream about? I was arguing with somebody about something

1445
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 1: I had been working on forever and they were taking

1446
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:50,160
Speaker 1: it away from me. I started, I was screaming at them,

1447
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,080
Speaker 1: and I think in my dream, I was throwing my

1448
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,680
Speaker 1: phone at them, So I think when I woke up,

1449
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:58,280
Speaker 1: my phone got tossed across the room and I fell

1450
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,000
Speaker 1: out of the bed. But it was one of those

1451
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 1: dreams like people say, you have those dreams where were

1452
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,519
Speaker 1: so real, Like I had to kind of like sit

1453
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,360
Speaker 1: up for a minute, go women that didn't just happen right,

1454
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:09,759
Speaker 1: and then like kind of get myself back into reality.

1455
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:11,680
Speaker 1: And the worst part is I had to get up,

1456
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't even go back to sleep, like I

1457
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,800
Speaker 1: had to get up. At that moment, I was like,

1458
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 1: this is a crappy way. That was an awful way

1459
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: to start your I want to do over. Dreaming is

1460
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,320
Speaker 1: about bad stuff or whatever is is one thing, but

1461
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,679
Speaker 1: actually throwing a phone or when you like jump in bed,

1462
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:34,640
Speaker 1: you're like, she's so unsettling. Uh, so, what's up with

1463
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 1: you today, Scary. We're always looking to lend a hand

1464
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 1: to worthwhile causes, and um, we told you once before

1465
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:43,439
Speaker 1: about Habitat for Humanity, but I want to tell you

1466
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,559
Speaker 1: that it's going on all this month of April. Every

1467
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 1: time you go to social media and you use the

1468
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:53,000
Speaker 1: hashtag home is the Key, Nissan is going to donate

1469
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 1: a dollar to Habitat on your behalf. So this isn't

1470
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:58,679
Speaker 1: even gonna cost you anything. How cool is this? Though?

1471
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 1: You could always make donations. Go to habitat dot org

1472
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 1: for more info on that. But if you want just

1473
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:06,680
Speaker 1: Nissan to donate a dollar in your name, use hashtag

1474
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 1: home is the Key as many times as you can

1475
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 1: on all your social media platforms, and up to two

1476
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,719
Speaker 1: dollars will be donated to Habitat on behalf of you. Excellent,

1477
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, scary, good job. Hey. So we were at

1478
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,040
Speaker 1: the at this burger bar having dinner last night and

1479
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:26,640
Speaker 1: they had the Calves game on. Oh my god, what

1480
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:31,120
Speaker 1: a nail biter. Yeah, that thing was crazy. They six

1481
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:32,439
Speaker 1: at one point and then it went over time and

1482
01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 1: then they didn't end up winning. The hawkspeed but it

1483
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:39,720
Speaker 1: was down to it was crazy this game. I thought

1484
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:46,880
Speaker 1: that Final fourteen thing was over the fells the NBA.

1485
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:52,759
Speaker 1: This is professional. I about Froggy just called you a jackass.

1486
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 1: I can't. I'll tell you why because I can never

1487
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 1: tell if Daniel is for real or if she's kidding,

1488
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 1: because she doesn't know the first damn thing about sports.

1489
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:02,960
Speaker 1: I know soccer a lot about everything you want to

1490
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: know that soccer, but other than that, but anyway, that

1491
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 1: calves game. Geez, unbelievable. Okay, get Uncle Johnny on here.

1492
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 1: Let's get this going. First of all, who can tell

1493
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:15,639
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny how to get Netflix? I'll tell you why

1494
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:20,200
Speaker 1: he needs Netflix, because he needs something else to give

1495
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,120
Speaker 1: him a reason to call me seven times a day

1496
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 1: to tell him how to work it. Hello, Uncle Johnny? Hello,

1497
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:31,000
Speaker 1: did you know that? Did you know almost every college

1498
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:35,559
Speaker 1: student in America has Netflix? Well? Yeah, like what or something? Right?

1499
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:41,680
Speaker 1: Over of college students have Netflix? But me that But

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01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 1: Johnny's like, I need Okay, we'll figure it out. We'll

1501
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 1: figure out how to get you Netflix. So I tried

1502
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,879
Speaker 1: to describe it to him, and it can't be described

1503
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 1: to him. Okay, So you know when you go on

1504
01:16:54,439 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: like a website, Uncle Johnny, Well, I started, I didn't,

1505
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:02,400
Speaker 1: you know, but if I couldn't get it, and they

1506
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,760
Speaker 1: it wasn't part of the deal. I don't know what

1507
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,840
Speaker 1: it is. He called you called your cable provider and

1508
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:13,400
Speaker 1: asked them for Netflix. Okay, okay, go ahead, and Bethany

1509
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:17,640
Speaker 1: I go. So it's so, Uncle Johnny. It's it's like

1510
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 1: it's separate from cable. So it's like a way to

1511
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:24,439
Speaker 1: watch movies and TV whenever you want, so you don't

1512
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:26,519
Speaker 1: have to wait for it to come on TV. Right.

1513
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 1: But but I could buy a little thing and stick

1514
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 1: it behind my TV and it doesn't cont anything. Right,

1515
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:35,920
Speaker 1: So you could buy a little thing and it doesn't

1516
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:40,680
Speaker 1: cost anything. Thing costs money. But you go on a website.

1517
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,400
Speaker 1: So you go on like Netflix dot com, which you know,

1518
01:17:43,439 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 1: you go on websites and the iPad pad of them

1519
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 1: all the time, right on your iPad, and then you

1520
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,200
Speaker 1: can sign up through there and then you can get

1521
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 1: the little thing. Then you can stream it through your

1522
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,760
Speaker 1: TV and it costs you a little bit of money

1523
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,760
Speaker 1: every month. But explained it a little bit. Yeah, hold on,

1524
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,160
Speaker 1: explain to him how it works. I want to hear this.

1525
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:05,240
Speaker 1: How does it work? Okay, super easy for you. Yeah,

1526
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 1: it works by so you go on Netflix dot Com.

1527
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:12,720
Speaker 1: You sign up, and then you can go on Netflix

1528
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:14,800
Speaker 1: now that you like. Once you sign up, you go

1529
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,120
Speaker 1: on the website and there's like a little search and

1530
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,400
Speaker 1: you just search for like the TV show you want

1531
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,400
Speaker 1: or the movie that you want, and then you just

1532
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:23,599
Speaker 1: watch it and then it just you just watch it

1533
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 1: and then it kind of gets to know you and

1534
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:28,439
Speaker 1: it will recommend things for you and like, you know,

1535
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: you know, does that make sense that they have yeah,

1536
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:35,200
Speaker 1: movies and TV shows. Yeah, it's really cool. Yeah. I

1537
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:36,760
Speaker 1: think the best way to describe it is, you know

1538
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:41,320
Speaker 1: how you can watch a film on your on your iPad. Yeah,

1539
01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 1: it's the same for your TV and Uncle Johnny, it's

1540
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:50,599
Speaker 1: only about like seven a month. It's not bad. Oh

1541
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:54,040
Speaker 1: okay then like that. Okay, alright, good luck with that.

1542
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,040
Speaker 1: Let us know how that works. Help for when Texter

1543
01:18:56,200 --> 01:19:00,559
Speaker 1: told us it's like Blockbuster without leaving your house. Uncle Johnny, Oh,

1544
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:04,320
Speaker 1: we like that. I like that. You get your Netflix,

1545
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:07,920
Speaker 1: then you could Netflix and chill. Yeah, you know what,

1546
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:12,320
Speaker 1: that doesn't work if you can't get it up, you

1547
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,600
Speaker 1: can have it all right, So, so who wants to

1548
01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 1: tell the story about Uncle Johnny unveiling the truth about

1549
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:26,160
Speaker 1: his porn past. Now that was a long time. Agouldn't

1550
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,559
Speaker 1: tell the story to Bethany. She wasn't there this weekend.

1551
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:34,439
Speaker 1: Well it was, it was many it's back in the sixties.

1552
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:39,320
Speaker 1: But like that was I just did like a walk

1553
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:44,400
Speaker 1: on type thing. Walk on. Well it was walk boba

1554
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,040
Speaker 1: or something like that. So you were in a porn

1555
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 1: that's for a very short time. But what did you

1556
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:57,040
Speaker 1: do in the porn? I can't say, Wait, you actually participated? Yes,

1557
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:03,800
Speaker 1: fresh were you in participate for a passive participant? When

1558
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,120
Speaker 1: a hold on saying, let me just get to the

1559
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: point here, Johnny, what I told you not to say?

1560
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,920
Speaker 1: Go ahead and say it. Tell everyone what you did. No,

1561
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,760
Speaker 1: I can't say that. Yeah, you can use the word

1562
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 1: you can use the word bang if you want, all right,

1563
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:23,799
Speaker 1: bang bang. Yes, I had somebody and a funny place.

1564
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:33,000
Speaker 1: It was that quick. Well for me, it was what

1565
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,320
Speaker 1: I never had a career in it. What was the

1566
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:38,240
Speaker 1: name of the porn? Do you remember? I don't remember.

1567
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:40,920
Speaker 1: We were a little high back then because of the

1568
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 1: Sixtieshow was Tymothy Larry? And everything was beautiful? Because Johnny

1569
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 1: does Jim when Harry met sal So it's not it's

1570
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:57,840
Speaker 1: not around anymore. Well you think it. You think it's

1571
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,559
Speaker 1: not around anywhere. I bet it's somewhere. Someone where has

1572
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:04,080
Speaker 1: that porn. I've gotta I'll check it out and find out.

1573
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:06,640
Speaker 1: Did you want to get some that? Go see if

1574
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:12,439
Speaker 1: it's on Netflix. So that's good deflicks. I'll try that. Now,

1575
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,600
Speaker 1: did you enjoy it? Did you have fun shooting a

1576
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:17,720
Speaker 1: porn and having sex in front of a camera? It was?

1577
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:20,800
Speaker 1: It was it was so long ago, it was so quick.

1578
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Did pay How much did you get paid? Friends? Nope? Nothing.

1579
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:27,760
Speaker 1: Friends of mine were in it and they said you

1580
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,360
Speaker 1: want to you want to be on with us? And

1581
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,880
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'll do a walk on or whatever.

1582
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:34,240
Speaker 1: You know I was. That was more than a walk on.

1583
01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:38,679
Speaker 1: You're a pro bono porn star. Please don't use pro bono.

1584
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:41,719
Speaker 1: We didn't get paid for it. I'm not pro bono

1585
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:47,320
Speaker 1: or anything. And they added you to the scene. Yes,

1586
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,479
Speaker 1: because I knew the people that were doing it. You

1587
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:52,200
Speaker 1: know that's okay. I know Bethanie and I know Scary.

1588
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,799
Speaker 1: I'm not going to a porn with him. Did somebody

1589
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,960
Speaker 1: like tag you in with like tagg your in or

1590
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,760
Speaker 1: howd that work that? Johnny? Come on, you want to

1591
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,760
Speaker 1: do something? That said? What do you would you want

1592
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,200
Speaker 1: me to do? And then I did a little How

1593
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:10,160
Speaker 1: many people were in your scene? Total? Just uh someone else? Okay?

1594
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: Did you keep did you keep up with him? Do

1595
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:14,760
Speaker 1: you know where he is today? But no, I kept

1596
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:17,360
Speaker 1: no idea Facebook friends. I don't even know what his

1597
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:22,639
Speaker 1: name is. I don't know idea there other people. There

1598
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,080
Speaker 1: was a few other people in the same time, you know.

1599
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:27,400
Speaker 1: Was that it was like a was it like a

1600
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:33,040
Speaker 1: pizza delivery scenario like that? Alright, Uncle Johnny, did you

1601
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:42,599
Speaker 1: ever see his face? Well? No, after he turned around? Okay?

1602
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:53,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Okay, alright, alright, alright, Uncle Johnny, okay, alright,

1603
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:57,479
Speaker 1: So anyway, so you best question there you go, love

1604
01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:00,920
Speaker 1: and Uncle Johnny. Fantastic, Uncle Johnny. Can I ask one

1605
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 1: more question? No, okay, okay, one more that we've got

1606
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,559
Speaker 1: to move what, Uncle Johnny, was this before or after

1607
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: you had sex with MERV Griffin? Oh? This was way before? Okay, Okay, alright,

1608
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure MERV Griffin became a fan of yours over

1609
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:20,880
Speaker 1: this film in Los Angeles? Alright, Oh, and Van nice. Alright,

1610
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, I love that story. We were we were

1611
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:27,920
Speaker 1: laughing about that all week, and I'm like, oh my god,

1612
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:30,720
Speaker 1: did you have a porn stash? Some texture wants to

1613
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:36,599
Speaker 1: know sah I back then. Of course you did. All

1614
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:38,960
Speaker 1: good porn actors did. All right, Uncle Johnny. We love you.

1615
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 1: You're our superstar, and we uh, we're gonna go try

1616
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 1: to find we gotta try to find this video and

1617
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,719
Speaker 1: go sign up for Nutsling, I mean Netflix, Johnny. Alright,

1618
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:51,040
Speaker 1: love you, Uncle Johnny. Star Hannah Stripper work on this show,

1619
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:54,000
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. Yeah, we got them all. Uncle Johnny. I'll

1620
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,600
Speaker 1: see you on the plane when we fly back to

1621
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:59,200
Speaker 1: New York. Love you all right, goodbye, Love you. That's

1622
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:03,280
Speaker 1: what friend said, Hey, you want to do something? Sure

1623
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:08,839
Speaker 1: you're paying me? No, go ahead? Alright. When he turned around,

1624
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,479
Speaker 1: you know, I'm watching the news, I think Channel seven

1625
01:24:13,479 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 1: news here in the Miami studio, and they're showing the

1626
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:22,280
Speaker 1: footage of this guy who jumped into these icy waters

1627
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:24,479
Speaker 1: to save a little puppy that was about to go

1628
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:29,400
Speaker 1: under and die. Look at the puppy. Well, that is fantastic.

1629
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:32,760
Speaker 1: Look at that. That's amazing. Wow. I mean that was

1630
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 1: a woman actually, who got the dog out? I love

1631
01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:38,320
Speaker 1: I love dogs. I'll do anything for a dog and

1632
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:41,439
Speaker 1: for a person. Okay, you got me. Let's get into

1633
01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:44,960
Speaker 1: sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, good morning, there you are.

1634
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,120
Speaker 1: What's going on today? All right? So I found this online.

1635
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:48,760
Speaker 1: So we all know the Friends theme song right from

1636
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:53,920
Speaker 1: the TV show Friends, right, sounds like this? Alright? So

1637
01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:56,400
Speaker 1: a guy on YouTube that goes by the name Yag

1638
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:59,639
Speaker 1: put a sad version of this together. Listen. Oh no,

1639
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:16,720
Speaker 1: it's like your wrongs stopping second? Why it sounds like

1640
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:19,439
Speaker 1: the Sam Smith song. He's got to the good part.

1641
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:25,120
Speaker 1: Let turn it up. Hello when the rain stars? Oh,

1642
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,640
Speaker 1: go ahead, turn it off. I gotta jump out of

1643
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:30,559
Speaker 1: window so you can see that. Elvistoran dot com. John

1644
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:33,759
Speaker 1: Mayer was on Instagram. He might have thrown some shade

1645
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,800
Speaker 1: at the current members of Fifth Harmony, you know, but

1646
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:38,559
Speaker 1: that's not cool. Um. So he was talking about what

1647
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,200
Speaker 1: it sounds like when Fifth Harmony was all together versus

1648
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:44,080
Speaker 1: when it's just four harmonies, and he used a piano

1649
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:47,439
Speaker 1: as an example. So I like Fifth Harmony, but then

1650
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:50,240
Speaker 1: come in left the band and now it's just this.

1651
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 1: Do you see what I'm saying? Danny this. I'm so

1652
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,360
Speaker 1: need to get this. If you really wanted to add me,

1653
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:10,880
Speaker 1: you get this. And that's one too many notes point

1654
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:24,040
Speaker 1: being stoned. I think doing some work together, but that's

1655
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:25,800
Speaker 1: not nice. But we love our fifth harmony all right.

1656
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:28,160
Speaker 1: One of our favorite podcasts on I Heart Radio and

1657
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:32,000
Speaker 1: the Elvis Elvist dot Com is Acquired Taste with our

1658
01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:35,000
Speaker 1: very own Bethany Webb, Girl, Kathleen and Sam, and they

1659
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:38,880
Speaker 1: were talking to straightenate about sex. We're wondering, have you

1660
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:44,360
Speaker 1: ever had truly angry sex? I'm no longer grumpy if

1661
01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm having sex. I hear it ends well, but no, no, no,

1662
01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 1: the instant, the instant, any body part comes out that

1663
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:56,680
Speaker 1: you don't see normally. I'm instantly happy, forget any grumpiness,

1664
01:26:56,800 --> 01:27:01,200
Speaker 1: the happiest. But but you've had sex after an argument,

1665
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:04,680
Speaker 1: that's the guy's mentality. I'm sorry, like, hey, yeah, we

1666
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:07,439
Speaker 1: love the makeup sex, but I'm no longer angry when

1667
01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:09,760
Speaker 1: the sex thing starts. Okay, fine, have you ever tried

1668
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:12,680
Speaker 1: to initiate it and she's been like I'm pissed, Oh yeah,

1669
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:16,040
Speaker 1: and then I get grumpy here, wow, there you go. Yeah,

1670
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,240
Speaker 1: you can listen to that. I heard radio dot com.

1671
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:23,439
Speaker 1: So how many episodes have you guys done? Uh? Fifth

1672
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:27,840
Speaker 1: fifties plus excellent. You know we have the best podcasts

1673
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Speaker 1: all including of course the big one of them all,

1674
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Speaker 1: the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. But that and you

1675
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Speaker 1: know all the podcast we do. Check him out go

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Speaker 1: to Elvis Durand dot com or check us out on

1677
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Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. Really cool and that's great sound.

1678
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Speaker 1: You're a great American, Garrett. Some friends said hello to

1679
01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:43,880
Speaker 1: you over the weekend. I know you were in New

1680
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:46,360
Speaker 1: York the band that you found and was on the

1681
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:50,360
Speaker 1: Today Show with Ocean Park Standoff and Sabrina Carpenter and

1682
01:27:50,479 --> 01:27:52,680
Speaker 1: Shaw Mendez were at this event called Camp Busy with

1683
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:56,000
Speaker 1: Izzy Fusions in Brooklyn. Uh. Ton of performances, but everyone

1684
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:59,080
Speaker 1: sends their love and says hello, love them all fantastic.

1685
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:01,360
Speaker 1: I love them. By the way, Eating rock can we

1686
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:05,040
Speaker 1: talk about Eating rock? Uh? This weekend in town for

1687
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:07,720
Speaker 1: Miami Beach Pride, a lot of a state at the

1688
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 1: Eaton Rock Hotel. Beautiful historical hotel right there, Miami Beach, gorgeous?

1689
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:14,120
Speaker 1: How much did you love it? Scary? Oh? I had

1690
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:15,760
Speaker 1: a great time there. First of all, they have three

1691
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:17,960
Speaker 1: pools uh, and then another one that's going to be

1692
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:21,240
Speaker 1: opening soon. The No there's a the Nobu Hotel and

1693
01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:24,160
Speaker 1: the Eating Rock Hotel all together as the Noble Eating Rock.

1694
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:26,400
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you just a wonderful place to

1695
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:29,240
Speaker 1: relax and hang out. You know, we had some coconuts drinks.

1696
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:31,080
Speaker 1: What was those coconut drinks are drinking? There is a

1697
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 1: coconut drinks. Yeah, and it's really and it's so easy

1698
01:28:34,439 --> 01:28:36,200
Speaker 1: to get to South Beach and you know Ocean Road,

1699
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:39,320
Speaker 1: Lincoln Road, and of course my favorite part of town, Winwood. Uh,

1700
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 1: stay at the Eating Rock check it out. Go to

1701
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:45,200
Speaker 1: Nobu Eating Rock dot com to save some money for

1702
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:48,080
Speaker 1: spring preview rates. That's Nobu Eating Rock dot com. All right,

1703
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:51,240
Speaker 1: gotta take a break. We'll be back after this. There's

1704
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:54,960
Speaker 1: our honor to declare this. Elvis durand Elvis Duran in

1705
01:28:55,000 --> 01:29:07,680
Speaker 1: the Morning show? Why are you freaking out? Zero? Is

1706
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:11,559
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant in the Morning Show? I gotta say how

1707
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:18,920
Speaker 1: to my friend Canvas? That's it? Okay? Just being vague? Hey,

1708
01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:22,120
Speaker 1: um oh speaking if that's all you know. Devil Wars

1709
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:25,559
Speaker 1: products one of my favorite movies of all time, and

1710
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:29,519
Speaker 1: of course, uh, the main character in Devil One of

1711
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:31,799
Speaker 1: the one of the main characters in Devil Wars Product,

1712
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:35,360
Speaker 1: of course, is Amanda Priestley, who is the She's the publisher,

1713
01:29:35,439 --> 01:29:39,120
Speaker 1: the main editor of this huge fashion magazine. And they

1714
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:42,679
Speaker 1: say that her character is modeled after and A wind

1715
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:49,040
Speaker 1: Tour who runs a glamor magazine. Right, I'm sorry, she's

1716
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:51,479
Speaker 1: gonna kill me. And I don't know where. I've never

1717
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:54,040
Speaker 1: met her. I think we're supposed to go to some

1718
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:56,960
Speaker 1: some fundraisers. She's going to be there, and I'm excited

1719
01:29:56,960 --> 01:30:01,000
Speaker 1: because I love that movie. But but the more the

1720
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:03,720
Speaker 1: thing is, we saw I was at their offices. I

1721
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:05,680
Speaker 1: was at the content Ast offices the other day and

1722
01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:07,519
Speaker 1: she she was walking down the hall. I don't know

1723
01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:09,559
Speaker 1: if you've seen the movie, but if you've seen Devil

1724
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:13,000
Speaker 1: Worse product, when Amanda Priestly, the character walked down the hall,

1725
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,120
Speaker 1: everyone just runs for their offices and then they get

1726
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:17,360
Speaker 1: out of the way. Yeah, like she's gonna kill them

1727
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:20,720
Speaker 1: or something. So she was walking down the hallway and

1728
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,360
Speaker 1: she was texting while walking, didn't look up at anyone,

1729
01:30:23,439 --> 01:30:25,960
Speaker 1: and you know whatever, And I'm and someone said, that's her,

1730
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 1: that's an a work And I'm like, Okay, big deal,

1731
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:31,080
Speaker 1: you know, you know, I mean, I don't get it.

1732
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't get impressed by that kind of stuff. But

1733
01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:36,599
Speaker 1: I started thinking, got these people, do they know she's

1734
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:38,320
Speaker 1: coming in the hall? She would warn them. Should we

1735
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:40,839
Speaker 1: let them know she's she's approaching. No one was diving

1736
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,640
Speaker 1: out of the way. No, no one was diving. It

1737
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:44,240
Speaker 1: was just another day at the office. But you could

1738
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:46,639
Speaker 1: see as she walked down the hall, everyone behind her

1739
01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:50,720
Speaker 1: was whispering and talking like, there she is. It's a

1740
01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:55,320
Speaker 1: crazy must that be to be walking around at work

1741
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:58,000
Speaker 1: and knowing everyone is whispering about you. Yeah, Like, I

1742
01:30:58,040 --> 01:31:00,639
Speaker 1: wonder if she just gets annoyed at that. I don't know.

1743
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:04,680
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, So she's gonna be at the

1744
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:07,240
Speaker 1: next table, the table over from one table away from

1745
01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:09,720
Speaker 1: us at this benefit we're doing, and someone said, you've

1746
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,360
Speaker 1: got to go talk to her. I'm like, why are

1747
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,720
Speaker 1: we making such a big deal out of her? She

1748
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:15,400
Speaker 1: leave her alone. She's a person. Yeah, she's a person.

1749
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you should wear um wear sunglasses

1750
01:31:18,479 --> 01:31:21,640
Speaker 1: and see if she wears her sunglasses and you're you're right,

1751
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:25,080
Speaker 1: and it's Miranda Priestly, not Amanda. Sorry, Miranda Priestley. Maybe

1752
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:28,559
Speaker 1: if people though treated her normally, she would appreciate it

1753
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:31,559
Speaker 1: and she would actually talk to that person. You know,

1754
01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:34,160
Speaker 1: this drives her crazy. Well, this leads me to I mean,

1755
01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:37,639
Speaker 1: on a much much lesser degree. I found out over

1756
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:41,000
Speaker 1: the weekend that you guys sometimes sugarcoat things around me

1757
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:43,559
Speaker 1: because you don't you don't want me to know everything

1758
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:44,960
Speaker 1: all the time. I don't know what you're talking about.

1759
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're speaking Nava, I've never done that.

1760
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:52,320
Speaker 1: The weather, let's talk about that. No, No, I'm being serious.

1761
01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:55,599
Speaker 1: I'm being serious to do that. First of all, Well,

1762
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:58,639
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say, but I was told by someone

1763
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:01,880
Speaker 1: who is on our show that Look, I'll be honest

1764
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:03,679
Speaker 1: with you, Elvis, there are some things we just don't

1765
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:06,360
Speaker 1: want to bother you with, so you know we we'll

1766
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:08,240
Speaker 1: we'll take care of them. You don't need to know them.

1767
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I need to know everything, and you

1768
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:12,400
Speaker 1: know just what can be. No, in some cases it's

1769
01:32:12,439 --> 01:32:15,200
Speaker 1: better you don't know why. I know what why because

1770
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:21,360
Speaker 1: it is why would we give you undo like stress? Yeah, No,

1771
01:32:21,479 --> 01:32:23,519
Speaker 1: I don't really, I don't really have anything to worry

1772
01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:26,120
Speaker 1: about because if it's gonna be handled and not a problem.

1773
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:28,040
Speaker 1: Then it's better to just let it go, deal with it,

1774
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:30,760
Speaker 1: and you never know that there was a problem. All right, Well,

1775
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:32,439
Speaker 1: then I guess I should be honest with you. There

1776
01:32:32,479 --> 01:32:34,120
Speaker 1: are many things going on that I don't tell you about,

1777
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:39,400
Speaker 1: so there we're trying to insulate you from things. But

1778
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,920
Speaker 1: I know, but okay, I'm I'm just telling you now.

1779
01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:44,760
Speaker 1: When you find out that's going on, it's kind of creepy.

1780
01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, why aren't they telling me? Who am I like?

1781
01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:50,040
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why? Why are you protecting me? You're

1782
01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:51,960
Speaker 1: not protecting each other? Why am I different than you?

1783
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:54,439
Speaker 1: But isn't that why you hired Nate Like to be

1784
01:32:54,479 --> 01:32:57,360
Speaker 1: the go between so you would have less stress? Well yeah,

1785
01:32:57,479 --> 01:33:00,000
Speaker 1: well no, I need some We we need an executive

1786
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:03,000
Speaker 1: producer to make those executive producer decisions. But I just

1787
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:05,000
Speaker 1: love how I hear this more and more now. No,

1788
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:06,639
Speaker 1: we just did not to tell you because you don't

1789
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:09,120
Speaker 1: need to know these things, like you're a little too

1790
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:11,960
Speaker 1: delicate to handle these things. See, I look at it

1791
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,560
Speaker 1: as you have enough going on, you don't need to

1792
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:16,120
Speaker 1: be bothered, and we'll handle you. Know the truth, I

1793
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,320
Speaker 1: have nothing going on I don't do anything. We want

1794
01:33:18,320 --> 01:33:21,479
Speaker 1: to keep your blood pressure stable. Yeah, they're like, it's

1795
01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:23,840
Speaker 1: ten o'clock, the shows over. You can go play golf now.

1796
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:26,360
Speaker 1: And I don't play golf. I'm here, But if you did,

1797
01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:29,240
Speaker 1: go with you. Yeah, but you've earned that right though.

1798
01:33:29,280 --> 01:33:30,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you've paid your dues. You don't need to

1799
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:32,920
Speaker 1: put up with the mundane stuff. And then when I

1800
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:35,200
Speaker 1: do need to tell you something, I'll get you a

1801
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:36,760
Speaker 1: drink or something and then I'll tell you have to

1802
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:40,080
Speaker 1: have a drink. You have to get me drunk to

1803
01:33:40,080 --> 01:33:43,160
Speaker 1: tell me things. Let's go grab lunch and then you

1804
01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:45,160
Speaker 1: have two drinks and then I tell you what it's

1805
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,920
Speaker 1: always better to tell you. Then I never have. First

1806
01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:49,799
Speaker 1: of all, I never have two drinks at lunch. And secondly,

1807
01:33:50,479 --> 01:33:54,000
Speaker 1: I look for no I think it's it's okay just

1808
01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:55,840
Speaker 1: to be open and honest with each other. I don't

1809
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:59,160
Speaker 1: so but so so so this goes back to what

1810
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. So Miranda Priestley in the movie, or

1811
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:07,080
Speaker 1: Anna Wintour in real life at a Vogue magazine walking

1812
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:11,920
Speaker 1: down the hallway, she probably doesn't know one of the

1813
01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:14,080
Speaker 1: stuff going on because no one wants her to yell

1814
01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:16,080
Speaker 1: at them. It's basically, this is what it is. You

1815
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:17,760
Speaker 1: don't want me to yell, But I feel like she

1816
01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:19,720
Speaker 1: makes it her business to know. I feel like she

1817
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:25,599
Speaker 1: has moles everywhere, like loyal, loyal people who will like spy.

1818
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:28,840
Speaker 1: Don't you have moles? Well, no, I do have people.

1819
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:30,600
Speaker 1: I have people here. They do come to me and

1820
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:36,160
Speaker 1: confide in me. Who but Elvis. Let's say, for example,

1821
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:39,000
Speaker 1: we need something that's very important tomorrow morning, and we

1822
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:41,760
Speaker 1: know that today it's broken, but we know that it's

1823
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,880
Speaker 1: going to be fixed before tomorrow morning. Why should we

1824
01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:45,800
Speaker 1: tell you it's broken and gonna be fixed. Why not

1825
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:47,720
Speaker 1: just fix it and just move on? You never know

1826
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:51,439
Speaker 1: what happened. Because if something comes up later and I

1827
01:34:51,479 --> 01:34:54,280
Speaker 1: get and I get screamed at by the people I

1828
01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:56,280
Speaker 1: work for because you guys didn't tell me and I'm

1829
01:34:56,320 --> 01:34:59,040
Speaker 1: not informed, then I'd be like, why didn't you tell me?

1830
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:01,439
Speaker 1: That's a point I like. I like how I'm getting

1831
01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:05,000
Speaker 1: upset because about about what I don't know what I

1832
01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:07,400
Speaker 1: do like about telling Elvis when something doesn't work or

1833
01:35:07,439 --> 01:35:10,080
Speaker 1: we need it fixed, if we call and try to

1834
01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:13,360
Speaker 1: get it fixed, it falls upon deaf ears When Elvis

1835
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:16,400
Speaker 1: calls and it needs to be fixed. The cavalry shows

1836
01:35:16,439 --> 01:35:18,559
Speaker 1: up to fix it exactly, well, then I need to

1837
01:35:18,560 --> 01:35:22,920
Speaker 1: be wanted. I need When someone asks me, should I

1838
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:27,120
Speaker 1: tell Elvis? My answer is can it be solved without him?

1839
01:35:27,479 --> 01:35:29,760
Speaker 1: And then they say whatever, and they go Okay. If

1840
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:32,200
Speaker 1: it gets to the point where it cannot be solved

1841
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:34,680
Speaker 1: without him, then you go to yeah, that's about right,

1842
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:38,400
Speaker 1: that's exactly it. Okay, but see, put yourself in my place.

1843
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:42,599
Speaker 1: If you hear this, it's creepy. It's just it's creepy.

1844
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:44,120
Speaker 1: You guys are fussing over me like that. You know

1845
01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:45,560
Speaker 1: me and Nato be at the first to tell you.

1846
01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:47,880
Speaker 1: I hate being fussed out, but that's what we do.

1847
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,479
Speaker 1: That's our job. I mean, all right, all right, you're

1848
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:52,679
Speaker 1: at the top of the heap. You know you don't

1849
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:55,240
Speaker 1: need to be Denia. Well, hold on, hold on, I

1850
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:57,840
Speaker 1: just got a text from my mole. What do you

1851
01:35:57,840 --> 01:35:59,880
Speaker 1: want to know? I'll tell you everything you need. Okay,

1852
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:07,320
Speaker 1: thank you, great tea. What are you doing, Man's I

1853
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,160
Speaker 1: will tell you something funny that you all do, but

1854
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:12,320
Speaker 1: none of you know each other, does it You? Whoever

1855
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:14,360
Speaker 1: wants to tell me something, you'll walk into my office

1856
01:36:14,479 --> 01:36:16,679
Speaker 1: and you'll look over your left shoulders, then you're right shoulder.

1857
01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:18,960
Speaker 1: You go, and then you'll speak like this. Okay, I

1858
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:20,840
Speaker 1: gotta tell you something, but don't tell anywhere you heard this,

1859
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:23,719
Speaker 1: because I'll know where it came from. Okay, you all

1860
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:25,439
Speaker 1: do it, and let me tell you right now. Would

1861
01:36:25,439 --> 01:36:27,519
Speaker 1: you tell Elvis something and say, hey, listen, I need

1862
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:29,960
Speaker 1: to tell you something. But you can't tell anybody. If

1863
01:36:29,960 --> 01:36:32,679
Speaker 1: it's a problem that somebody's done, he's the first person

1864
01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:35,000
Speaker 1: to go. Tell that person right away. You gotta stop

1865
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:41,400
Speaker 1: being in a hole right now. Just get him in here.

1866
01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm solving it, and just go right to that person.

1867
01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:47,760
Speaker 1: Just write, Yeah, let's have a sit down. I don't

1868
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:50,120
Speaker 1: want to sit down. I hate sit downs. I don't

1869
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:52,519
Speaker 1: like meetings and I don't like sit downs. What, Brodie,

1870
01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:55,280
Speaker 1: what were you saying when we come to you, when

1871
01:36:55,280 --> 01:36:57,360
Speaker 1: we actually tell you stuff your responses? Why are you

1872
01:36:57,439 --> 01:36:58,920
Speaker 1: dumping this crop on me? I just want to host.

1873
01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:07,519
Speaker 1: Don't count Melle. I'm not I'm not I'm not the boss.

1874
01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:12,360
Speaker 1: I just have allowed opinion. That's right. Hey, we gotta

1875
01:37:12,479 --> 01:37:14,920
Speaker 1: get into the Daniel report. Uh, and then we gotta

1876
01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:17,559
Speaker 1: tell you who's coming on our vacation with us we're

1877
01:37:17,560 --> 01:37:20,040
Speaker 1: going on our dysfunctional family vacation. Now you see another

1878
01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:24,400
Speaker 1: reason why we called it the Dysfunctional family vacation. Daniel,

1879
01:37:24,439 --> 01:37:26,680
Speaker 1: you're up first, going so Vin Diesel says that his

1880
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:29,920
Speaker 1: feud with Fast and Furious Coastar the Rock was overblown,

1881
01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:32,840
Speaker 1: and he said, in my house, he's uncle Dwayne. He

1882
01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:35,360
Speaker 1: also said that they were to alpha males, and sometimes

1883
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:37,280
Speaker 1: being in alpha male is sometimes a pain in the a.

1884
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:39,920
Speaker 1: So there you go. The Boss Baby won the weekend

1885
01:37:39,960 --> 01:37:42,640
Speaker 1: box office with twenty six point three million dollars in

1886
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:45,120
Speaker 1: its second week. Beauty and the Beast came in second.

1887
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:48,280
Speaker 1: Smurfs The Lost Village, which just came out, was number

1888
01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:50,920
Speaker 1: three with fourteen million, So I'm gonna guess they were

1889
01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:53,479
Speaker 1: a little disappointed and that I have not seen it yet,

1890
01:37:53,479 --> 01:37:55,280
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I don't think we talked to

1891
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:57,559
Speaker 1: that movie guy about that, did we. I don't think so.

1892
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:01,320
Speaker 1: Princess Leah will be in Star Wars nine, after all.

1893
01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:05,360
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher's family gave Lucas Film permission to use footage

1894
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:08,000
Speaker 1: that was already shot, and her brother Todd said, how

1895
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:09,640
Speaker 1: do you take her out of it? You don't I

1896
01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:12,240
Speaker 1: think that people deserve to have her. She's owned by them,

1897
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:14,840
Speaker 1: and probably all Star Wars fans feel the same way.

1898
01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:19,120
Speaker 1: So Ad Sandler was talking about how his daughters sang

1899
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:22,439
Speaker 1: him to see his movies, but then they wish they

1900
01:38:22,479 --> 01:38:25,080
Speaker 1: hadn't because they'd be sitting there in twenty minutes into

1901
01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:27,360
Speaker 1: the film. They'll turn around, they go, Dad, we watch

1902
01:38:27,439 --> 01:38:31,599
Speaker 1: something else, which it's totally hysterical. Can you imagine? I

1903
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:34,000
Speaker 1: can't even imagine, But you know he's like, all right, girls,

1904
01:38:34,080 --> 01:38:36,880
Speaker 1: let's watch something else. The new Drake album More Life

1905
01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:40,000
Speaker 1: sold another a hundred thirty six thousand copies, keeping the

1906
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:43,160
Speaker 1: top spot on the charts for a third straight straight week.

1907
01:38:43,439 --> 01:38:46,760
Speaker 1: So congratulations to Drake again. To that. On television, we've

1908
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:48,880
Speaker 1: got some Dancing with the Stars. The Voice Hip Hop

1909
01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:51,759
Speaker 1: Squares is on the third season premiere Better Call Saul,

1910
01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:54,720
Speaker 1: the third season premiere of Andani Tribeca. You also have

1911
01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:58,800
Speaker 1: twenty four Legacy Taken and Quantico is on tonight as well.

1912
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:02,120
Speaker 1: And of course it's always Netflix. I keep laughing in

1913
01:39:02,160 --> 01:39:04,639
Speaker 1: Netflix because we just talked Uncle Johnny, who he still

1914
01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:06,880
Speaker 1: hasn't figured out. We can't figure He called the cable

1915
01:39:06,920 --> 01:39:11,080
Speaker 1: company asking for Netflix. Okay, next hour, we're gonna talk

1916
01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:14,360
Speaker 1: about Britney Spears. Her run in Vegas is coming to

1917
01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:16,160
Speaker 1: an end. Hey, so you know how much we love

1918
01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:19,000
Speaker 1: Los five are guys, they're so talented and we we've

1919
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:24,320
Speaker 1: been championing, championing them, championing right, championing them. It just

1920
01:39:24,320 --> 01:39:27,320
Speaker 1: sounds funny and uh so we were like, who can

1921
01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:31,240
Speaker 1: we invite to play at our big fun party when

1922
01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:35,120
Speaker 1: we're in Mexico at Unico during our Dysfunctional Family vacation

1923
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:37,840
Speaker 1: rivere A Maya, And someone said, what about Los five?

1924
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, how perfect. They'll be so great. And

1925
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:43,439
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You know, they're starting to

1926
01:39:43,439 --> 01:39:45,519
Speaker 1: pick up steam here in America, in the United States,

1927
01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:50,160
Speaker 1: down in South America and uh in Mexico. They're becoming superstars.

1928
01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:53,240
Speaker 1: They're just now learning what it's like to walk down

1929
01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:54,920
Speaker 1: the street and have people start running at you and

1930
01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:59,360
Speaker 1: start kissing you. It's happening. They're they're running in terror

1931
01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:01,120
Speaker 1: and they're loving it second of it. So I thought

1932
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:02,640
Speaker 1: we'd get them on the phone and give them the

1933
01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:05,360
Speaker 1: official welcome to our party they're coming to on a

1934
01:40:05,439 --> 01:40:07,519
Speaker 1: vacation with us. I think it's incredible if we can

1935
01:40:07,520 --> 01:40:09,000
Speaker 1: get them on the phone. We'll talk to him after this.

1936
01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:11,960
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. What's hot right now? And Elvis

1937
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1938
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Speaker 1: back from an epic weekend celebrating Uncle Johnny as the

1939
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Speaker 1: Grand Marshal at the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade. If

1940
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1942
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1944
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1946
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1947
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1948
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Speaker 1: It's not that easy, I mean, because everyone's watching you

1949
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Speaker 1: and if you make a mistake and hire some dud,

1950
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1951
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Speaker 1: Ran in the Morning Show, Alright, so have you packed

1968
01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:47,640
Speaker 1: your bags for our just functional family vacation. Yeah, I

1969
01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:50,320
Speaker 1: don't know what yet, you know, you know, well, I

1970
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:51,639
Speaker 1: know you don't have to bring a lot. We're gonna

1971
01:41:51,640 --> 01:41:53,760
Speaker 1: be on the beach in Mexico and web Ama. It's

1972
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:57,000
Speaker 1: gonna be gorgeous. Just bring a swimsuit. That's all you need.

1973
01:41:57,040 --> 01:41:58,800
Speaker 1: I don't even have a passport yet, so I gotta

1974
01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:00,519
Speaker 1: work on that. But you don't need it. Happens if

1975
01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:03,280
Speaker 1: you can't get one froggy, don't come. I'm going today

1976
01:42:03,280 --> 01:42:09,400
Speaker 1: to work on that. Get on down there. I was

1977
01:42:09,479 --> 01:42:11,920
Speaker 1: checking out more pictures of Unico. This beautiful hotel. We're

1978
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:15,320
Speaker 1: staying in. Gorgeous hotel. Do a search for Unico. It's

1979
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:19,280
Speaker 1: you and I c O, isn't it? Yeah? Unreal. I

1980
01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:22,920
Speaker 1: can't believe they're allowing us that they're we we're breaking

1981
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:24,960
Speaker 1: all of our friends with us. If you want to go,

1982
01:42:25,720 --> 01:42:28,800
Speaker 1: go to Elvis. You know Elvis loves Mexico dot com.

1983
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:31,680
Speaker 1: It's Elvis loves Mexico dot com. We thought we'd come

1984
01:42:31,760 --> 01:42:33,800
Speaker 1: up with that because I do. I love Mexico. It's

1985
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:36,880
Speaker 1: one of my favorite places to visit. Um. Now we're

1986
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:39,960
Speaker 1: wondering should we add another dimension to this. Should we

1987
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:42,840
Speaker 1: have a lot of fun, bring some music to the beach.

1988
01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:46,240
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anyone better than our friends Lose five.

1989
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:48,080
Speaker 1: I think I have someone on the phone. Are they

1990
01:42:48,080 --> 01:42:56,400
Speaker 1: on the phone? Hi? Guys are packed. Look at that

1991
01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:59,080
Speaker 1: they're always ready to go. We're so excited you're gonna

1992
01:42:59,120 --> 01:43:01,280
Speaker 1: be be with us and performing at the party and

1993
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:09,160
Speaker 1: hanging out with us. We can't wait. Yeah, you guys

1994
01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:11,880
Speaker 1: are all nuts. We're all in trouble. Yeaheah, we're all in.

1995
01:43:11,920 --> 01:43:14,760
Speaker 1: We're all in big trouble with you guys there. So

1996
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:17,080
Speaker 1: so it's can I gotta I gotta say something. I

1997
01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:19,400
Speaker 1: was talking to a friend of ours who is following

1998
01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:21,839
Speaker 1: your careers and you know, in the music and everything,

1999
01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:25,320
Speaker 1: and I know that your your success is picking up

2000
01:43:25,479 --> 01:43:28,679
Speaker 1: because when you walk down the streets, especially in uh

2001
01:43:28,760 --> 01:43:31,439
Speaker 1: in Mexico and when when was the last time you

2002
01:43:31,439 --> 01:43:35,040
Speaker 1: were in Mexico? We actually just got back. We were

2003
01:43:35,080 --> 01:43:37,760
Speaker 1: there like a week ago. Dude. So you're walking down

2004
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:40,200
Speaker 1: the street and people are like chasing you and stuff. Now,

2005
01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:41,960
Speaker 1: I mean, how do how does that feel? They're all

2006
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:45,519
Speaker 1: recognizing you and loving your music. Yeah, it feels good,

2007
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:48,040
Speaker 1: except we're not really able to get street tacos is

2008
01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:50,240
Speaker 1: like we used to, you know what I mean? And

2009
01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:53,479
Speaker 1: no T shirts. See that's how it works. That's how

2010
01:43:53,479 --> 01:43:55,880
Speaker 1: it works. You become famous, people love your music, they

2011
01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:57,559
Speaker 1: love you, and now you're like you you can't get

2012
01:43:57,600 --> 01:43:59,400
Speaker 1: street tacos anymore. Yeah, that's why you have to get

2013
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:02,080
Speaker 1: as to getting for you, Yeah, you gotta get assistance.

2014
01:44:02,280 --> 01:44:05,760
Speaker 1: I may apply for that job, but anyway, you can

2015
01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:07,840
Speaker 1: definitely be our day to day dude, we will. I

2016
01:44:07,840 --> 01:44:09,960
Speaker 1: don't really give you that job, and I could use

2017
01:44:09,960 --> 01:44:13,519
Speaker 1: the pay increase. Seriously. Uh, first of all, there's definitely

2018
01:44:13,560 --> 01:44:18,280
Speaker 1: no okay, I'll just show up for the for the tequila. Uh.

2019
01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:23,800
Speaker 1: Congratulations on Alcapulco by the way, Thank you so much. Man.

2020
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,320
Speaker 1: It's such a such a pleasure to be able to

2021
01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:27,960
Speaker 1: put out a song that is, you know, impacting the

2022
01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:31,679
Speaker 1: whole country, you know, to do better. And you actually

2023
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:35,040
Speaker 1: have a big fan in the President of Mexico. Is

2024
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:38,519
Speaker 1: this true? Does he love you? Yeah? I mean I

2025
01:44:38,640 --> 01:44:40,720
Speaker 1: don't want to put words in the guy's mouth, but

2026
01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:43,040
Speaker 1: basically I could see in his eyes that he was like, Oh,

2027
01:44:43,120 --> 01:44:50,160
Speaker 1: these guys are like the most incredible thing I've ever seen. Excellent, excellent. Well,

2028
01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:52,640
Speaker 1: congratulations man, We've got lots to catch up on. I

2029
01:44:52,640 --> 01:44:55,840
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you. Uh at ri river Ara Maya,

2030
01:44:55,880 --> 01:44:57,599
Speaker 1: which you know I grew up going to rivy Aramaya.

2031
01:44:57,640 --> 01:44:59,840
Speaker 1: I was going there before you were even born in

2032
01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:02,600
Speaker 1: and now of course it's huge. I mean, all the

2033
01:45:02,600 --> 01:45:05,240
Speaker 1: beautiful hotels, especially if you've been to Unico. Have you've

2034
01:45:05,240 --> 01:45:09,880
Speaker 1: seen it yet? No, that's definitely new for us. You're

2035
01:45:09,880 --> 01:45:12,479
Speaker 1: gonna love and we've all been down to Mexico in

2036
01:45:12,520 --> 01:45:15,320
Speaker 1: the Rivie Maya. We've been to the Yuka temp Peninsula,

2037
01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:19,800
Speaker 1: but never never to that specific hotel. So I'm ready.

2038
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm ready for shots now for all. Wait, we're gonna

2039
01:45:23,120 --> 01:45:26,880
Speaker 1: have them. Believe me, it's gonna get really sloppy. I

2040
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:29,360
Speaker 1: will tell you right now. Those five they're uh, they're

2041
01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:32,280
Speaker 1: releasing a song called Satisfaction, which I heard the other day.

2042
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:35,080
Speaker 1: It's coming out God in a few days. Right on

2043
01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:38,479
Speaker 1: single to Mayo. Yeah, we're actually putting out two singles

2044
01:45:38,479 --> 01:45:41,919
Speaker 1: on Tinkle to Miles, one in English and one in Spanish.

2045
01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:45,960
Speaker 1: Good idea, good idea. Uh perfect, Well, I can't wait

2046
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:47,280
Speaker 1: to play it on our show as well. Are you

2047
01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:49,400
Speaker 1: gonna play it live for us? As we're drinking shots

2048
01:45:49,439 --> 01:45:52,919
Speaker 1: of tequila in Mexico, So we're gonna play it in English,

2049
01:45:52,960 --> 01:45:55,360
Speaker 1: in Spanish, and a few shots of tequila later we'll

2050
01:45:55,360 --> 01:46:01,000
Speaker 1: sing it in Chinese. Excellent. There's always drunker. I get

2051
01:46:01,040 --> 01:46:03,360
Speaker 1: the better my Spanish becomes. So we're gonna have a

2052
01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:08,960
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Will sound and we all get horny too.

2053
01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:13,120
Speaker 1: It's really not a good thing. Alright, alright, listen, guys,

2054
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:14,760
Speaker 1: love you. Los five will be joining us on a

2055
01:46:14,800 --> 01:46:21,639
Speaker 1: dysfunctional family vacation. You guys, rest up, we'll see in Mexico. Okay, alright, alright,

2056
01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:25,080
Speaker 1: we love you guys. There they are, They're crazy. Okay,

2057
01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:28,160
Speaker 1: bye bye, guys, take it easy, really sweet. I love them.

2058
01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:30,599
Speaker 1: They really are so much fun and they're really nice guys.

2059
01:46:30,720 --> 01:46:34,040
Speaker 1: Unless they've become a whole since we've seen them last.

2060
01:46:34,680 --> 01:46:36,719
Speaker 1: I mean, people love them. I mean, and they're chasing

2061
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:38,280
Speaker 1: them down the street and they're starting to get a

2062
01:46:38,320 --> 01:46:39,840
Speaker 1: taste of what that's like. And I don't know if

2063
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:43,240
Speaker 1: that's good or bad. I don't know anyway, So I

2064
01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:46,320
Speaker 1: love them. That's Lose five. Elvis loves Mexico dot Com.

2065
01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:47,800
Speaker 1: Go there, if you want to join us. You can

2066
01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:49,360
Speaker 1: buy your way in and then we'll see a river

2067
01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:51,920
Speaker 1: a maya. Uh, there was something I wanted to say here.

2068
01:46:51,960 --> 01:46:54,800
Speaker 1: What was it? Oh? God, what we're talking? Oh? Not

2069
01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:59,040
Speaker 1: the computer thing? This is worth worthy of mention. Scary

2070
01:46:59,080 --> 01:47:02,920
Speaker 1: is this old clung key computer and he's finally getting

2071
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:04,439
Speaker 1: rid of it and getting a new one. He's had

2072
01:47:04,479 --> 01:47:07,280
Speaker 1: this one for what eight years? Yes, pretty much, and

2073
01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:10,760
Speaker 1: it's just it's it's caving in. So producer Sam is

2074
01:47:10,800 --> 01:47:14,240
Speaker 1: inheriting his hand me down computer. But this is not

2075
01:47:14,280 --> 01:47:16,240
Speaker 1: a good hand This is not something that you want

2076
01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:19,960
Speaker 1: to inherit. There's the same though, Danielle. There's one man's

2077
01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:25,400
Speaker 1: garbage is another man's gold. This garbage, I'll take it, Sam, Sam, No, Sam.

2078
01:47:25,479 --> 01:47:27,880
Speaker 1: This computer is a piece of crap. It doesn't work.

2079
01:47:28,120 --> 01:47:31,880
Speaker 1: Wait what it's a piece of crap. It doesn't work.

2080
01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:34,360
Speaker 1: It's a little behind the times, you know, you know

2081
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:36,920
Speaker 1: that that pinwheel of death that goes in circles. It

2082
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:39,559
Speaker 1: never turns off, it's always on. His screen has been

2083
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:42,320
Speaker 1: a dark all morning. Wait a minute, scary, this is

2084
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:47,479
Speaker 1: not the grandiose gives you you suggested I was getting.

2085
01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:53,559
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I spent this with my good on,

2086
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:57,000
Speaker 1: my hard earned money on this back. Put that lipstick

2087
01:47:57,040 --> 01:48:00,799
Speaker 1: on that pig. This is called a MacBook Pro. Obviously

2088
01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:02,920
Speaker 1: a lot of people would kill it has a crank

2089
01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:07,759
Speaker 1: on seven years ago. Yes, well, okay, hold on, guys,

2090
01:48:07,840 --> 01:48:10,360
Speaker 1: hold on. Just because it's seven years ago, doesn't that's

2091
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:13,640
Speaker 1: not a bad thing necessarily. But this particular computer is

2092
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:16,400
Speaker 1: a piece of crap. It is. It's just a little slow.

2093
01:48:16,520 --> 01:48:19,639
Speaker 1: It needs a little bit of warming up. So sometimes

2094
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:21,559
Speaker 1: you know, you turn it on like five am. It starts.

2095
01:48:21,800 --> 01:48:25,680
Speaker 1: Computer computers don't warm up. That the days of the

2096
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:28,680
Speaker 1: vacuum tube in our in our electronics are over. And

2097
01:48:28,760 --> 01:48:30,559
Speaker 1: Sam when he got it back in two thousand and ten,

2098
01:48:30,600 --> 01:48:33,320
Speaker 1: it came with an iPhone two and it says here

2099
01:48:33,320 --> 01:48:35,679
Speaker 1: on the screen, it says server not working. It said

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01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:40,439
Speaker 1: that for an hour. It's so bad. If you try

2101
01:48:40,439 --> 01:48:42,240
Speaker 1: to connect to the WiFi, you get a screen that

2102
01:48:42,280 --> 01:48:46,559
Speaker 1: says air four O four What is internet? You give

2103
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:48,720
Speaker 1: me the hamster on the wheel that it should come with.

2104
01:48:49,680 --> 01:48:52,519
Speaker 1: How could do something good for her? You know, but

2105
01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:56,960
Speaker 1: you're not. It's a piece of junk. You're pawning it

2106
01:48:57,000 --> 01:48:58,720
Speaker 1: off to someone else, and it's it's a pizza crap.

2107
01:48:58,760 --> 01:49:00,559
Speaker 1: So we're just telling you now it's a piece of crap.

2108
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:03,600
Speaker 1: Thank you. Turn the music all it is all right,

2109
01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:06,320
Speaker 1: thank you. But yeah, the reason we're bringing it up

2110
01:49:06,360 --> 01:49:08,240
Speaker 1: is I don't want Scary to take credit for like

2111
01:49:08,280 --> 01:49:12,200
Speaker 1: giving you a new computer laptop, because it's it's and

2112
01:49:12,360 --> 01:49:14,280
Speaker 1: like I said, there are a lot of great laptops

2113
01:49:14,280 --> 01:49:16,320
Speaker 1: have been around for years that work just fine. This

2114
01:49:16,360 --> 01:49:19,040
Speaker 1: one doesn't've been talking this up to her. She's so

2115
01:49:19,080 --> 01:49:21,439
Speaker 1: excited to get excited that today's the day that I'm

2116
01:49:21,479 --> 01:49:29,000
Speaker 1: getting my Let it go. By the way, I don't know, Froggy.

2117
01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:31,519
Speaker 1: You keep up with everything Apple and Mac. Right. I

2118
01:49:31,520 --> 01:49:33,639
Speaker 1: saw in some announcement the other day they're talking about

2119
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:38,240
Speaker 1: their new Mac Prose or the Mac. I think it's

2120
01:49:38,280 --> 01:49:40,439
Speaker 1: their Their computer is one of the computers they they're

2121
01:49:40,479 --> 01:49:43,160
Speaker 1: rethinking they're totally redesigning all of them. There is going

2122
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:45,920
Speaker 1: to be a redesign. So when when that happens, that

2123
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:48,599
Speaker 1: computers that are out now will get drastically cheaper right

2124
01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:50,479
Speaker 1: before the brand new ones come out. So they'll they'll

2125
01:49:50,520 --> 01:49:53,040
Speaker 1: do their new cycle of computers, probably around September. So

2126
01:49:53,080 --> 01:49:54,960
Speaker 1: as soon as you get your computer, Scary, it's gonna

2127
01:49:54,960 --> 01:50:01,360
Speaker 1: be obsolete. So anyway, I can't believe it. This is,

2128
01:50:01,640 --> 01:50:03,800
Speaker 1: for instance, when you turn on Scary's laptop now it

2129
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:06,160
Speaker 1: sounds like this. Listen to this. This is how he

2130
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:15,800
Speaker 1: goes online. It's just awful. Do you really want this? Wait,

2131
01:50:15,840 --> 01:50:19,280
Speaker 1: it's about to tell him that he has mail exactly

2132
01:50:19,720 --> 01:50:22,320
Speaker 1: do you really want to deal with this? Seeing you

2133
01:50:22,320 --> 01:50:24,120
Speaker 1: don't even have a computer right now, I'm giving you

2134
01:50:24,160 --> 01:50:28,080
Speaker 1: a computer hand. Thank you, Scotty B. Come here, turn

2135
01:50:28,200 --> 01:50:32,479
Speaker 1: up Scotty be Scary has this weird, weird habit of

2136
01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:35,280
Speaker 1: pawning his crap and junk off on other people. Right.

2137
01:50:35,360 --> 01:50:37,479
Speaker 1: I stayed at his apartment last night and he tried

2138
01:50:37,520 --> 01:50:40,400
Speaker 1: to give me a parting gift his old panini maker.

2139
01:50:40,479 --> 01:50:42,120
Speaker 1: The handle didn't go all the way down and there

2140
01:50:42,160 --> 01:50:45,160
Speaker 1: was burnt cheese stuff on it that he couldn't because

2141
01:50:45,320 --> 01:50:47,840
Speaker 1: please take this, please. I don't from my life like this,

2142
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:52,680
Speaker 1: no need for this. So he got on face time

2143
01:50:52,720 --> 01:50:58,439
Speaker 1: with you're having a scary reminds me when I used

2144
01:50:58,439 --> 01:50:59,760
Speaker 1: to go to my grandma's house and I was a

2145
01:50:59,760 --> 01:51:02,040
Speaker 1: little boy, and she would never have the real soda.

2146
01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:04,960
Speaker 1: She would have like kola and she would try to

2147
01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:07,320
Speaker 1: convince me that it was good and I didn't want it,

2148
01:51:07,479 --> 01:51:09,439
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, no, it's the same stuff. But

2149
01:51:10,320 --> 01:51:12,559
Speaker 1: I knew it's not the same alright, So warning to

2150
01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:14,760
Speaker 1: anyone and everyone Scary it will try to pawn his

2151
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:17,559
Speaker 1: crap off on you. There you go, thank you, say

2152
01:51:17,560 --> 01:51:21,240
Speaker 1: I'm good luck with your new laptop. I'm gonna tell

2153
01:51:21,240 --> 01:51:22,760
Speaker 1: you a little something before we take a break here

2154
01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:25,320
Speaker 1: and today's phone tap on the way from Brody is fantastic,

2155
01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:28,160
Speaker 1: So hang out and listen to that in a few minutes. Um.

2156
01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:30,519
Speaker 1: You know, when we're when you're on a bunch of stations,

2157
01:51:30,560 --> 01:51:33,599
Speaker 1: like stations, radio stations, whatever, we're on like eighties eighty

2158
01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:36,200
Speaker 1: radio stations. I think every once in a while one

2159
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:39,360
Speaker 1: will come and along it's fantastic, but we'll lose one

2160
01:51:39,400 --> 01:51:41,320
Speaker 1: here and there. It's just the way this business works.

2161
01:51:41,800 --> 01:51:44,280
Speaker 1: So we were recently taken off Z one oh seven

2162
01:51:44,360 --> 01:51:47,240
Speaker 1: seven in St. Louis, and uh, out of all the

2163
01:51:47,280 --> 01:51:49,559
Speaker 1: years we've been doing this, when we've lost a radio station,

2164
01:51:49,680 --> 01:51:55,000
Speaker 1: I've never seen so much anger from listeners, so many

2165
01:51:55,040 --> 01:51:57,639
Speaker 1: disappointed people that they can't listen to us in St.

2166
01:51:57,680 --> 01:52:00,920
Speaker 1: Louis and as one oh seven seven, Well, of course

2167
01:52:00,960 --> 01:52:03,280
Speaker 1: we are. But you know that's there's their station. What hey,

2168
01:52:03,320 --> 01:52:04,840
Speaker 1: they're gonna have it whatever they want to do with it.

2169
01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:07,040
Speaker 1: It's there's and you know what, we we understand that.

2170
01:52:07,320 --> 01:52:10,599
Speaker 1: But uh, I know that people are finding us on

2171
01:52:10,800 --> 01:52:12,680
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio and different ways to listen to us,

2172
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:15,439
Speaker 1: Sirius X and whatever. Thank you for finding your way over.

2173
01:52:15,640 --> 01:52:18,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate it very much. But that's the thing. People

2174
01:52:18,280 --> 01:52:20,200
Speaker 1: always find a way to listen because there's a million

2175
01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:23,120
Speaker 1: ways to listen to our show as far as EMO

2176
01:52:23,160 --> 01:52:26,599
Speaker 1: seven seven goes. Like I said, whatever, it's you do

2177
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:28,599
Speaker 1: what you want. You know, we had a good time.

2178
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:30,439
Speaker 1: You gave us a good chance there, and I appreciate

2179
01:52:30,479 --> 01:52:33,360
Speaker 1: it very much. But for those of you listening in St. Louis,

2180
01:52:33,439 --> 01:52:37,200
Speaker 1: or let's say, in Chicago or San Francisco or any

2181
01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:40,840
Speaker 1: city where we don't have a radio station, great listen

2182
01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:43,280
Speaker 1: to us. Thank you so much. I appreciate it so much.

2183
01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:47,960
Speaker 1: We have people listening in Singapore, in London, in Berlin.

2184
01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:52,479
Speaker 1: It's so fantastic. I Heart Radio the app is is

2185
01:52:52,479 --> 01:52:54,599
Speaker 1: so much more than radio. It's it's about music and

2186
01:52:54,680 --> 01:52:58,120
Speaker 1: discovering music and and loving the music you have in you,

2187
01:52:58,240 --> 01:53:00,559
Speaker 1: in your in your library. It's so a great app

2188
01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:02,760
Speaker 1: to have, the I Heart Radio app. Look, it's right

2189
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:07,240
Speaker 1: here on my phone. Listen, that's it. Huh, that's the app?

2190
01:53:08,080 --> 01:53:12,680
Speaker 1: How cool is that? Did you know? We're huge in France?

2191
01:53:13,400 --> 01:53:18,759
Speaker 1: Are absolutely people listen to us. The on demand show

2192
01:53:19,160 --> 01:53:23,640
Speaker 1: in France is number one as yeah, well it's right

2193
01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:27,519
Speaker 1: almost anyway, but thank you for listening to us. You

2194
01:53:27,520 --> 01:53:30,599
Speaker 1: can listen to our podcast and demand on demand stuff

2195
01:53:30,640 --> 01:53:33,080
Speaker 1: on iTunes. I mean, there's so many ways to get us.

2196
01:53:33,120 --> 01:53:35,280
Speaker 1: So if you can't get us one one seven seven, okay,

2197
01:53:35,320 --> 01:53:37,360
Speaker 1: they'll have someone else on. Hey, more power to them,

2198
01:53:37,360 --> 01:53:40,240
Speaker 1: good luck. But we're glad you're listening to us. And

2199
01:53:40,280 --> 01:53:42,479
Speaker 1: that's all I have to say about that. You're listening

2200
01:53:42,479 --> 01:53:44,880
Speaker 1: to us in Atlanta where they pulled us off? Hi? Hi,

2201
01:53:47,080 --> 01:53:51,439
Speaker 1: how about it Austin where we failed miserably? Hello, thanks

2202
01:53:51,439 --> 01:53:58,120
Speaker 1: for listening to radio apps. Good morning, Phoenix. I'll tell us. Well, okay,

2203
01:53:58,120 --> 01:53:59,800
Speaker 1: i'll tell you they pulled us in Phoenix because no

2204
01:53:59,840 --> 01:54:01,680
Speaker 1: one can hear that station in town anyway, because the

2205
01:54:02,280 --> 01:54:05,559
Speaker 1: transmitter was like halfway to somewhere else. It was. Really

2206
01:54:05,560 --> 01:54:07,880
Speaker 1: it was a crappy station anyway, who cares. But the

2207
01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:10,280
Speaker 1: station in Tampa pulled us off because I talked about

2208
01:54:10,320 --> 01:54:15,599
Speaker 1: putting pencils up but actually, hold on, you talked about

2209
01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:17,680
Speaker 1: a TV show where somebody had put a pencil up

2210
01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:20,439
Speaker 1: there but on an undercover camera, and the general manager's

2211
01:54:20,479 --> 01:54:22,360
Speaker 1: wife heard it, and she called the general manager and

2212
01:54:22,360 --> 01:54:24,599
Speaker 1: told him how bad it was, and because her neighbor

2213
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:27,479
Speaker 1: didn't like us. That's how deals are made in radio.

2214
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:30,640
Speaker 1: And people threw a fit when they when they when

2215
01:54:30,640 --> 01:54:34,880
Speaker 1: they took us off. Yeah, well whatever didn't work, But okay,

2216
01:54:34,920 --> 01:54:37,080
Speaker 1: you can hear us elsewhere because you're you're smarter than that.

2217
01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:38,800
Speaker 1: We appreciate. We gotta take a break your phone tap.

2218
01:54:38,800 --> 01:54:43,280
Speaker 1: Coming up after this is Elvis Strand in The Morning Show.

2219
01:54:44,040 --> 01:54:46,360
Speaker 1: Julia was beginning a new life with her new man,

2220
01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:49,480
Speaker 1: but when his ex discovers there engaged, she decides to

2221
01:54:49,600 --> 01:54:53,560
Speaker 1: sabotage their relationship. Unforgettable as a psychological thriller that will

2222
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:56,040
Speaker 1: keep you on the edge of your seat, starring Catherine

2223
01:54:56,080 --> 01:55:02,120
Speaker 1: Heigel and Rosario Dawson. Rated or in theaters a Elvis

2224
01:55:02,160 --> 01:55:05,800
Speaker 1: Elvis Duranty, Elvis Durant phone tap. So we love it

2225
01:55:05,840 --> 01:55:08,360
Speaker 1: when a new character is born on the phone tap.

2226
01:55:08,800 --> 01:55:12,440
Speaker 1: Today we welcome, of course, Dave Brody and his new

2227
01:55:12,520 --> 01:55:16,600
Speaker 1: character Jimmy Jingles. Yes, is it Jimmy Jingles with ant. Yes,

2228
01:55:17,400 --> 01:55:18,840
Speaker 1: we'll tell us about this phone tap. I want to

2229
01:55:18,840 --> 01:55:21,000
Speaker 1: hear more. Okay, So Kennon Marcy are planning a bar

2230
01:55:21,080 --> 01:55:24,680
Speaker 1: mitzvah for this son Andrew. Marcy has been a control

2231
01:55:24,760 --> 01:55:27,320
Speaker 1: freaking nut and she asked her husband Ken to handle

2232
01:55:27,360 --> 01:55:28,960
Speaker 1: one thing. He had an idea and she loved it.

2233
01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:30,800
Speaker 1: He was going to hire a company to create a

2234
01:55:30,840 --> 01:55:34,440
Speaker 1: customs song about Andrew. He gives information about the family

2235
01:55:34,480 --> 01:55:37,080
Speaker 1: and then Andrew and then they'll create a song for

2236
01:55:37,160 --> 01:55:39,960
Speaker 1: his bar mitz Oh, that's cute. So that song hasn't

2237
01:55:39,960 --> 01:55:42,600
Speaker 1: been produced yet, but I called to let her know

2238
01:55:42,640 --> 01:55:45,200
Speaker 1: that I'm Jimmy Jingles and I produced a special song

2239
01:55:45,480 --> 01:55:50,000
Speaker 1: for the Okay, excellent. So Jimmy Jingles helping out a

2240
01:55:50,080 --> 01:55:53,120
Speaker 1: kid on his famous Jimmy Jingles. Let's oh, the world

2241
01:55:53,160 --> 01:55:55,440
Speaker 1: famous Jimmy Jingles. Al Right, here we go Today's Dave

2242
01:55:55,480 --> 01:56:00,840
Speaker 1: Brody phone tap h. Hi is Marcy Hume, Bak. This

2243
01:56:00,920 --> 01:56:03,600
Speaker 1: is Jimmy Jingles. I was hired to create a custom

2244
01:56:03,680 --> 01:56:06,440
Speaker 1: song for your son Andrew. Congratulations by the way, Mazel tough,

2245
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:08,920
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Can give me all the information

2246
01:56:08,920 --> 01:56:11,040
Speaker 1: about your family? Uh, and I put it to music,

2247
01:56:11,040 --> 01:56:13,640
Speaker 1: and I think you're gonna really like it great, I hope. So,

2248
01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:15,720
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna play the first part. It's just about Andrew.

2249
01:56:15,840 --> 01:56:17,720
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna really like the production quality. Here.

2250
01:56:17,760 --> 01:56:20,800
Speaker 1: Here we go Andrew Pree from the but like all

2251
01:56:20,840 --> 01:56:28,120
Speaker 1: the dudes, do he ate some mother bleep? Wa? You

2252
01:56:28,240 --> 01:56:31,480
Speaker 1: can't mother beep? And what the heck is that? Okay?

2253
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:33,880
Speaker 1: You can't say that. He can't explain to me that

2254
01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:39,040
Speaker 1: he's he's really cool, and it's Andrew, Well, you don't

2255
01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:43,640
Speaker 1: really cool. He doesn't listen the kids say the real word.

2256
01:56:43,640 --> 01:56:46,160
Speaker 1: I just put in bleeping this original version, I said.

2257
01:56:46,520 --> 01:56:48,320
Speaker 1: But then I beat, What do you mean? Let me

2258
01:56:49,080 --> 01:56:52,160
Speaker 1: change that. We're gonna have to change that line. All right,

2259
01:56:52,200 --> 01:56:54,160
Speaker 1: Well here's the next one. This is about now being

2260
01:56:54,160 --> 01:56:55,800
Speaker 1: You know, when you're thirteen, you become a man. So

2261
01:56:56,000 --> 01:56:59,680
Speaker 1: here we go. Andrew's thirteen and now he is a man,

2262
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:03,560
Speaker 1: and now big Bites said it was in this no, no, no,

2263
01:57:03,720 --> 01:57:05,760
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? What do you mean? D me?

2264
01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:09,080
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You can't play that at informed?

2265
01:57:09,120 --> 01:57:11,240
Speaker 1: It firm? Well are you kidding? We do this all

2266
01:57:11,280 --> 01:57:13,800
Speaker 1: the time. Man, I'm listening. I'm Jimmy Jingles, but not

2267
01:57:13,920 --> 01:57:16,720
Speaker 1: at this party that I'm saying. I'm no way, okay,

2268
01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:19,040
Speaker 1: listen to what we want? Is okay? Have you not

2269
01:57:19,080 --> 01:57:21,600
Speaker 1: heard what the kids listening to? Yeah? That's okay. This

2270
01:57:21,640 --> 01:57:25,800
Speaker 1: is this is a temple. This is not in the clubs. Okay.

2271
01:57:25,840 --> 01:57:27,680
Speaker 1: All right, So here's a part about your daughter, Sarah.

2272
01:57:27,720 --> 01:57:30,960
Speaker 1: Hold on, here we go. His sister name is Sarah.

2273
01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:33,800
Speaker 1: Her middle name is Joy. She might be Leslie. Ye

2274
01:57:33,880 --> 01:57:38,360
Speaker 1: she's never kissed. The boy hired you for this? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you already paid me. What is your problem here? For

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01:57:41,160 --> 01:57:47,800
Speaker 1: the that's the usual fates. You can't do this, forget it,

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01:57:47,840 --> 01:57:50,320
Speaker 1: get fired and we don't want okay for a well, well, listen, lady, calm,

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01:57:50,360 --> 01:57:53,480
Speaker 1: calm the hell down. I'm not listening to go down now.

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01:57:53,640 --> 01:57:56,360
Speaker 1: That's that's nobody. I gotta look you up in the bomb.

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Speaker 1: That's loud. Jewish mother is gonna tell me about my business.

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01:58:01,480 --> 01:58:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm Jimmy Jingles. Hello. You're having hoti to his mother yet? Pal, Okay,

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01:58:06,440 --> 01:58:09,160
Speaker 1: this is not something that's gonna happen at my kids.

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01:58:09,520 --> 01:58:13,080
Speaker 1: I don't care. Kenneth Andrews Famer, he's funny, You're clever.

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01:58:13,280 --> 01:58:15,200
Speaker 1: They can pay in their private bots when they shout

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Speaker 1: with together afraid that's great? Are you sick this song

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Speaker 1: ever got played? I wouldn't be able to show my

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Speaker 1: faith on Long Island. Listen, what are you doing? You

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01:58:23,760 --> 01:58:25,120
Speaker 1: hit in the man of chevi. It's a little hot today.

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Speaker 1: You know. I'm I'm gonna play this line about your mother?

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01:58:29,080 --> 01:58:30,800
Speaker 1: How about that? Because I think you do. I don't

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01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:34,720
Speaker 1: even want to hear another line. You're done him. Nana

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01:58:34,800 --> 01:58:37,920
Speaker 1: has down, and Nina has classed, and even that hurry,

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01:58:38,040 --> 01:58:42,280
Speaker 1: she's still a pizza. Best guys, guys, I'll take it.

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01:58:42,760 --> 01:58:46,080
Speaker 1: I'll touch you, I'll get my Oh my god. Listen, seriously,

2295
01:58:46,080 --> 01:58:47,680
Speaker 1: what is it with you people? What is it that

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01:58:47,720 --> 01:58:50,920
Speaker 1: you like that is so offensive? Listen? I know you,

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01:58:51,040 --> 01:58:52,600
Speaker 1: I know you. People don't like to waste money, so

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01:58:52,600 --> 01:58:54,880
Speaker 1: I don't think you want to waste You're right, and

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01:58:54,920 --> 01:58:57,640
Speaker 1: this customer surely isn't ring, especially you're kind of customer

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01:58:57,680 --> 01:58:59,920
Speaker 1: you really hate wasting money. Kind of customer you talk

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01:59:00,000 --> 01:59:02,400
Speaker 1: and about, you know, the average kind juice. Look, I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying. I'm just saying you people, sometimes you get

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01:59:07,360 --> 01:59:11,840
Speaker 1: a little people listening. What are you? Are you seen?

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01:59:12,280 --> 01:59:14,640
Speaker 1: You sound like a teen you're old kids. All right,

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01:59:14,640 --> 01:59:17,280
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm calling my husband being in touch with you.

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01:59:17,480 --> 01:59:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to find Massy one more thing can

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01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:25,240
Speaker 1: and I are phone tapping you out here. Yeah, you're

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01:59:25,360 --> 01:59:29,840
Speaker 1: freaking kidding. You've got it, You've got you know. My

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01:59:29,840 --> 01:59:31,840
Speaker 1: blood preasure is so high. I'm ready to take myself

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Speaker 1: to this damnim today. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna

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01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:40,360
Speaker 1: kill you, Marcy. This is David Brody from Ill was

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Speaker 1: trying in the Morning Show. Oh you know I love

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01:59:43,880 --> 01:59:46,320
Speaker 1: you that I love your show, but I can't believe

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Speaker 1: you did this to me. Phone tab have an idea

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01:59:50,480 --> 01:59:52,640
Speaker 1: for a phone tab. Go to all lest ran dot com,

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01:59:52,680 --> 01:59:54,640
Speaker 1: click on the phone tap tab, tell us what you

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01:59:54,640 --> 01:59:57,680
Speaker 1: want to do. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission

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Speaker 1: granted by all of her two space the phones had

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Speaker 1: in the Morning show still ran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You know who I love Nicole Covar. She's amazing. She

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Speaker 1: just walked in the room here in our Miami studios

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Speaker 1: come to work. I gave her a big hug. I

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Speaker 1: love you, Nicole. She works more than anybody's done. She's

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Speaker 1: fabulous and she puts up with your crap, Froggy every

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Speaker 1: single Day's right, She's amazing. We have such a great

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Speaker 1: team down here in Miami. And to everyone who was

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Speaker 1: texting in from the cities that where we've been bounced, yeah,

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Speaker 1: shout out to all the there's a lot. We've been

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Speaker 1: kicked out of some of the best cities in America,

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Speaker 1: but we still have listeners there. And I was coming

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Speaker 1: up with the idea and Bethany likes it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if the rest of you like it. We should

2333
02:00:43,480 --> 02:00:47,320
Speaker 1: have a reunion show for all the cities that fired us.

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Speaker 1: That real quick, Just a headline or two from Daniel.

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Speaker 1: What do you have, Daniell? So it is done. Brittney Spears'

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Speaker 1: tour in Vegas, her residency thing will be ending New

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Speaker 1: Year's Eve. No word on what she will do next.

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Speaker 1: But if you want us Brittany, my idea to you

2339
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Speaker 1: is get on a plane and go see Brittany, because,

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Speaker 1: like I said, she's leaving. Uh, let's see um. Emma

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Speaker 1: Stone is working in London. She can't go to the

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Speaker 1: problem with that kid who made that La La Land video.

2343
02:01:11,320 --> 02:01:13,960
Speaker 1: But she said, it's the greatest proposal I've ever received.

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02:01:14,280 --> 02:01:15,800
Speaker 1: If you say no to those things, you look like

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Speaker 1: a turd. If if I really asked her to go

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Speaker 1: to the problem, she won't go. And if you say no,

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02:01:20,960 --> 02:01:22,080
Speaker 1: you look bad. But you don't want to go to

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Speaker 1: all these problems. Hey, thank you to the Eating Rock.

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Speaker 1: I know you guys love staying there, right, What did

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02:01:26,680 --> 02:01:28,760
Speaker 1: you love most about The Eating Rock? Nate? I loved

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Speaker 1: my room because the bed was facing the window, which

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02:01:31,480 --> 02:01:34,560
Speaker 1: was facing the ocean. So it's like you had this massive,

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Speaker 1: beautiful picture of the ocean as you woke up. I've

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Speaker 1: never had a room like that. When you're in Miami Beach,

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Speaker 1: you always gotta go check out Eating Rock. Go to

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Speaker 1: their website, No Boo Eating Rock dot com and check

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Speaker 1: it out and give some get some savings for Spring

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Speaker 1: savings now and at No Boo Eating Rock dot com.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back after that.