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Speaker 1: Welcome to Aaron Menkey's Cabinet of Curiosities, a production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio and Grim and Mild. Our world is

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Speaker 1: full of the unexplainable, and if history is an open book,

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Speaker 1: all of these amazing tales are right there on display,

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Speaker 1: just waiting for us to explore. Welcome to the Cabinet

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Speaker 1: of Curiosities. His methods in war are the stuff of legend.

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Speaker 1: He never wanted a career in anything else other than

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Speaker 1: the military, after all. Known for his leadership across Europe

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Speaker 1: and the Mediterranean during World War Two, George S. Patton

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Speaker 1: elicited pride in his ranks. By all accounts, he was brash, strict,

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Speaker 1: and had a fierce reputation. He frequently inspired his troops

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Speaker 1: with sensational, vulgarity riddle speeches that shocked allies. In battle.

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Speaker 1: He believed in the most aggressive tactics possible, earning him

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Speaker 1: the nickname Old Blood and Guts. Over the years, many

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Speaker 1: of his actions on and off the battlefield where met

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Speaker 1: with criticism from superiors and allies alike. Off the field,

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Speaker 1: he enjoyed polo, a sport he played with violent, reckless abandoned,

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Speaker 1: causing him frequent head injuries. Some suggest those injuries explained

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Speaker 1: his erratic behavior. Others believe that he'd just always been

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Speaker 1: a colorful personality. Either way, I think it's fair to

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Speaker 1: say that the famed general was no stranger to controversy,

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Speaker 1: and though most incidents are attributed to his days in

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Speaker 1: World War Two, Patton found himself involved in a memorable

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Speaker 1: incident during the First World War, when he served as

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Speaker 1: a captain under General Pershing. He rose through the ranks

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Speaker 1: quickly and earned a promotion as a lieutenant colonel with

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Speaker 1: a U. S. Army Tanks Corps. He set up a

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Speaker 1: training school, choosing the small town of Borg due to

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Speaker 1: the copious amounts of mud. He also designed and organized

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Speaker 1: practically every detail. Then he led his newly trained men

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Speaker 1: and their tanks into battle twice, earning a Distinguished Service

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Speaker 1: Cross for bravery under fire during the second mission. His

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Speaker 1: work with the Tank Corps impressed Pursing so much that

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Speaker 1: he received a second promotion to colonel. Patton had become

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Speaker 1: quite the hero around Bourg, and one day the mayor

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Speaker 1: paid him a visit. The man was visibly distraught. Naturally,

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Speaker 1: Patton asked him what was the matter. Through a flood

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Speaker 1: of tears, the mayor explained that an American soldier had

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Speaker 1: died and that pattent superiors had failed to inform him

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Speaker 1: of the tragedy. Taken aback by the man's deep sorrow

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Speaker 1: and not wanting to discuss a soldier's death with a

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Speaker 1: while he checked on a few details. When he returned,

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Speaker 1: the mayor insisted that Patten accompanied him to the soldier's grave.

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Speaker 1: The two made their way to the location near the

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Speaker 1: training camp, and the mayor wept again as he pointed

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Speaker 1: toward the rectangular earthen mound of mud and dirt. The

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Speaker 1: on a wooden cross. As the mayor went on about

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Speaker 1: the fallen hero, Patton instantly understood what had happened. The

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Speaker 1: mayor expressed his deepest sympathy for losing such a brave man.

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Speaker 1: Unsure how to handle the situation or even what to say,

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Speaker 1: Pattent thanked him for his kindness and concern, and that

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Speaker 1: excused himself. It would be twenty six years before Patton

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Speaker 1: would visit Borg again. To his surprise, the residents had

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Speaker 1: never forgotten the fallen hero. They had been so moved

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Speaker 1: by the soldier sacrifice that they maintained the site, providing

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Speaker 1: a proper monument which carried the same message as that

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Speaker 1: temporary marker abandoned rear. To the townspeople, the unknown soldier

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Speaker 1: had become a local hero of sorts. Patton was deeply embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: You see, he had never told them the truth. The

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Speaker 1: unmarked grave. For once, Pattent was at a loss for words.

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Speaker 1: He later sheepishly admitted during an interview the secret he

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Speaker 1: had kept all those years. There was no unknown soldier.

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Speaker 1: All his men had been accounted for that day, and

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Speaker 1: all had been alive. The mayor's tears and deep sadness

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Speaker 1: hadn't been about a man at all. Patton just didn't

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Speaker 1: the mound to fill in the camps Latrine. Open just

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Speaker 1: about any medicine cabinets in America and you're likely to

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Speaker 1: find chemist Maurice Traneers invention. And while it's brought relief

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Speaker 1: to millions of consumers, sometimes the advertising outshines the product.

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Speaker 1: In a flu epidemic rage across America, Hubbardsley, the president

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Speaker 1: of Miles Laboratory, heard a rumor that, despite this, the

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Speaker 1: employees at the local Elkhart, Indiana newspaper were all healthy.

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Speaker 1: This intrigued Beardsley because the rest of the town had

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Speaker 1: been struck hard, including the laboratory that produced a variety

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Speaker 1: of medical remedies. Curiously, Beardsley stopped by the newspaper to investigate.

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Speaker 1: Sure enough, he found that the employees were busily going

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Speaker 1: he asked the editor how the staff had avoided getting sick.

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Speaker 1: The editor explained that the staff had taken a combination

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Speaker 1: of two everyday medicines. Those who had a mild case

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Speaker 1: Seeing an opportunity, Beardsley returned to the lab and asked

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Speaker 1: Trenear to recreate the concoction. Later, on a cruise, Beardsley

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Speaker 1: He handed out one hundred pills and was elated that

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Speaker 1: every One of the recipients said that they experienced relief

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Speaker 1: from a variety of symptoms, ranging from headaches and pains

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Speaker 1: to upset stomachs. The product officially debuted in ninety one,

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Speaker 1: and although effective, it would be the marketing that catapulted

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Speaker 1: radio shows, sort of an ancestor of sponsors on podcasts,

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Speaker 1: and then in nineteen fifty one, the popular medicine was

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Speaker 1: bestowed with acute mascot who promised quick relief. The mascot

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Speaker 1: appeared in over two hundred commercials, various celebrities from Sammy

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Speaker 1: Davis Jr. To Buster Keaton, all saying the catchy new

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Speaker 1: music artists saying the jingle as well, from big band

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Speaker 1: which had two top forty hits. But by nineteen sixty nine,

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Speaker 1: public opinion had changed. The remedy became associated with something

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Speaker 1: More celebrities appeared in commercials, including Terry Kaiser of Weekend

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Speaker 1: at Bernie's Fame, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts. In one

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Speaker 1: animated commercial, a man sits opposite stomach. The stomach, narrated

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Speaker 1: by Gene Wilder, accuses the man of trying to irritate him.

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Speaker 1: In the end, both man and stomach agreed to try

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Speaker 1: the product if the other is willing. Yet another commercial

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Speaker 1: TV shows they appeared within. One depicts a man who

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Speaker 1: laments that he's eaten the whole thing. Another has eaten

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Speaker 1: far too many of a fictional Italian dish, with jingles

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Speaker 1: of plot, plot, fizz, fizz, and famous catchphrases of try it,

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Speaker 1: alka selzer oh and the original active ingredients consisted of aspirin,

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Speaker 1: been replaced with a seat a menafin the active ingredient

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Speaker 1: in Thailand. All what you might not have known is

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Speaker 1: that Speedy the Products six inch tall mascot became so

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Speaker 1: or that the original figure was insured for one thousand

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Speaker 1: the rest of those plastic replicas in two thousand twelve,

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Speaker 1: one of them sold for six thousand dollars. If you

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Speaker 1: ask me, that shouldn't have the seller a lot of

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Speaker 1: spicy meatballs. I hope you've enjoyed today's guided tour of

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Speaker 1: dot com. The show was created by me Aaron Manky

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Speaker 1: in partnership with how Stuff Works. I make another award

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