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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption, the Sigity Zone

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Speaker 1: podcasting in New York City. Today is President's Day and

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Speaker 1: Ray Allen for going to Miami. Then you are then

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Speaker 1: your former teammate, Anthony Peeler hitting you with some John

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Speaker 1: Kevin Garnett was the biggest bully that ever played in

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Speaker 1: Anthony Peeler hit you with that, that Connor McGregor ship,

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Speaker 1: that were like, what's good? What's gucci? Kevin Garner, you're

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Speaker 1: talking all this ship, what's Gucci? I said this once

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Speaker 1: else says it. They just oh yo. The politics, the brotherhood,

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Speaker 1: guy's publicly disrespecting Rudy the Eiffel Tower Gobert throughout a

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Speaker 1: talk about Rudy Gobert because you know Rudy Gobert ain't

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Speaker 1: What about the brotherhood, the NBA brotherhood, the fraternity? This

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Speaker 1: You won't shake ray Allen's hand. He got you that

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Speaker 1: ring because you're a ring chaser. Your ring chaser, Kevin Garnett,

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Speaker 1: be angry and Anthony Peeler for hitting you with that

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Speaker 1: He hit you with that Hong Kong Fooi. He said nothing,

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Speaker 1: Hong Kong FOOI. But you're still fucking with Jesus shuttles

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Speaker 1: Worth anyway. Despite the fact that Kevin Garnett is not

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Speaker 1: focusing his anger and resentment, the NBA isn't always will

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Speaker 1: more discussion. I will say this though, Lebron James finally

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Speaker 1: He influenced that. He influenced everything Bappa, but you never

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Speaker 1: the things should be scrapped. I think it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: It's an embarrassment. Don't the fucking ball hard The first

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Speaker 1: Let's dunk the fucking ball. Get warmed up. Shock told

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Speaker 1: Everybody did it. Dr J Dominique get out there and compete,

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Speaker 1: my upstairs neighbors are a regular couple where the guys

418
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Speaker 1: like five ft seven thin, and the woman is heavy set,

419
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: not some like ginormous should They said she's heavy, said,

420
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: I said, this isn't about heavy set. You could be

421
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: um five pounds and be light on your feet, if

422
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Like, I'm not like noise sensitive.

423
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: My wife and I aren't like you know, Oh, keep

424
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: it down. I know who I am. I'm loud, I'm disruptive.

425
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: It's an apartment building. I get it. I also have

426
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: lived in the apartment for a while, so I've had

427
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: other neighbors. I've never heard a gorilla, a herd of elephants,

428
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: living above me. I got a herd of elephants living

429
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: above me. So I don't know if it's a couple,

430
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: one who's thin and one who's heavy. Again, has nothing

431
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: to do with her being heavy, or I also heard

432
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: it was a woman and her son. I don't give

433
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: a fuck what it is. I don't know why they're

434
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: so angry at the floor. I don't know why they're

435
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: so loveless that it's not that big of an apartment.

436
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: There's only so many things you could do, and they're

437
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: not working out. It's not like you know, you know,

438
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: jumping jacks or push ups or wait, it's not that

439
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: it's boom walking this way, boom. Like they're like, go

440
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: for a walk. We're in New York City. Leave your apartment.

441
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: If you're doing laps in your apartment, go outside. Otherwise

442
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna complain. So the other thing I'm in there

443
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: after a couple of weeks of not so much noise,

444
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: not so much banging, not so much harassment. You're harassing me.

445
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Sometimes I'll be meditating, sometimes I'll be ranting.

446
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll be doing this. I am wrapp reports Stereo Pokinston.

447
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk is going on up there?

448
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: What is it? And I'll stop and I'll go into

449
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: my brain because I hear things in my head funked

450
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: up inside? Is it me? Maybe it's me? Maybe it's

451
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: because I'm so fucked up, and they're go, no, it's

452
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: it's them. They're stomping, they're running, their gallivanting. The herd

453
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: of elephants is gathering for I don't know what they're doing.

454
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: So the other day podcasting, my wife leaves the house.

455
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: My wife no longer approves of me banging on the ceiling.

456
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: She says, file the noise complaints. I filed noise complaints.

457
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: Can't stop the elephants upstairs. The gorillas wild gorillas, not

458
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: friendly gorillas, not the kind of girls that I have

459
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: affection for, the kind of gorillas that will fight other

460
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: gorillas and then eat them. You ever seen that video.

461
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: It's disturbing, the video of gorillas getting into a fight,

462
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: and and this is in the fucking wilderness, and one

463
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: gang of gorillas beats the other gang of girlas up

464
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: and then they eat the motherfucker. That's how you know

465
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: you want to fight. I'm gonna beat your ass and

466
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 1: Lenna eat you I'm surprising and fuck them and they

467
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: need them. I'm gonna beat your ass, fuck you, and

468
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: then eat you. That's what I said I was gonna

469
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: do to Donald Trump. Pick dick Donald Trump. A matter

470
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: of fact, that's one of my great rants. I said.

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Speaker 1: It might have been on President Stay a couple of

472
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: years ago. No, I said that. I it's documented when

473
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: pick dick Donald Trump said that he was not going

474
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: to leave the White House if he did not like

475
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: the election results. Me, Michael Rapports said I was gonna

476
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: go down to Washington with zip ties. I was gonna

477
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: zip tie pig dick Donald Trump. Yeah. I was gonna

478
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: fuck him and then cook him. Or was it cook

479
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: him and then fuck him? Anyway, well documented look it

480
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: up if you don't believe me. The point is my

481
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: wife left the apartment and the herd of elephants started

482
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: storming around upstairs. So I took out my phone roller,

483
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: which is my weapon of choyce, because it won't mark

484
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: up the ceiling. If you do it with your hand,

485
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: it might leave fingerprints on the ceiling. I don't want

486
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 1: to leave. I don't want to funk up my ceiling. Dave,

487
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: play the tape there this is me harassing the harassers.

488
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: Play the tape simply. I'm simply harassing the harassers. Play that, please, Dave.

489
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: These funks they don't learn. Asshole fuco brick selfish. He'll

490
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 1: stomping motherfucker's all day, all night, fucking weirdos, hopping around,

491
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: up around. Pause it for a second. I got so

492
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: upset that I dropped my phone roller. H it's a

493
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: phone roller. Some people like, what is that? It's a

494
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: phone roller to roll on my back. Sometimes I'll roll

495
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: on that back and meditate. I feel great that phone rollers.

496
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: Some people said he's had a sexual to social media. Sick.

497
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: Ohs is that a sexual toy? Now, it's not a

498
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: sexy it's a phone roller to help me with my back.

499
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: Where's your mind? That's in the gutter, sick, big sick animal.

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00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 1: I dropped my phone roller, but I didn't stop. Play

501
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: the rest of the tape, Dave. That's me. I'm picking

502
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 1: up the bo bo bo dop cop stop by fuck

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00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: you Paul, Pause pause pause, Dave. Now when I said, hey,

504
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 1: fuck you, play that part back just about five seconds back. Stop, hey,

505
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you man, stop it. They started banging

506
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: back at me. They're stopping around ten minutes. It's not

507
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: like I'm just doing it like if it's one minute, okay,

508
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: it's like ten minutes of consistent like Romper Room Jack Lolaine.

509
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: Ship up there and I take my phone roller to

510
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: harass the harassers. And then they start banging on the loure.

511
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: So I go more ham to quote the great Kanye West,

512
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: play the rest of their Dave after the round all

513
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 1: the time, fuck you, fuck you, fucking boom, fucking come

514
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: back boom. A couple of days later, i'm on the road,

515
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 1: I get a phone call from my building. These animals

516
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 1: file a noise complaint against me. I go, oh, you

517
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: want to play games. They filed the noise complaint against

518
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: the person who's trying to relax, podcast meditate and be

519
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: peaceful because I'm simply harassing the harassers. Now this is

520
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: why my wife said, why don't you just file the

521
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: noise complaint, because now you look crazy? I go, I don't.

522
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: I Well, maybe to you, I look crazy, but to me,

523
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: I look like I'm just I'm fighting for my sanity.

524
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm fighting for my sanity. They won't shut up. So

525
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: now we're in a war now now we're in a war,

526
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: and some people have said, why don't you go up

527
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: there and confront them? My wife will not let me

528
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: do that. The building insists that I don't do that.

529
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Who knows what, you know? You

530
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: go up to somebody's door. You don't know what could happen.

531
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 1: Anything could happen. You go to somebody's door, anything could happen.

532
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: But I want to find these fox I want to

533
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 1: talk to them. I want to go what what's wrong?

534
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: WHOA what do you guys need like some organizing d

535
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: D need to organize every what's happening up here? I'm

536
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: just curious because it's so fucking loud. I can't think. Man,

537
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: and you got the audacity to file a noise complaint

538
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: against me. It ain't over. Oh what you've done is

539
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: you're going into of my wheelhouse of choice. I thrive

540
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: off this stuff. I'm the disruptive warrior, Okay, I thrive off.

541
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: This is kind of crazy. Of the people in the world,

542
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: they don't I dig it. So it ain't over. It

543
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: ain't over until the fat lady stops stopping her fucking feet.

544
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: What else is going on? Dave Chappelle the great, the

545
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: great Dave Chappelle, Whether he's the greatest comedian of all time,

546
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: it's really up to each individual. In my opinion, his

547
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: body of work, the amount makes him the greatest, but influence,

548
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Dave Chappelle, who is they tried to

549
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: cancel after his last magnificent special, is coming back to

550
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: Netflix with not one, not too, not three, but four

551
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: four more Netflix specials. What are you gonna do about it?

552
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: All you people that were so upset with Dave Chappelle's

553
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: last special canceled? Dave Chappelle, cancel Netflix? He's got four

554
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: more coming? What are you gonna do about it? He's

555
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: still watching Netflix. You watch it every day. What are

556
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do

557
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: when the next Dave Chappelle special comes out? You're gonna

558
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: watch it, although you know you're just watching it not

559
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 1: to be entertained, not to have something to make you laugh,

560
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: not to have something to help you forget about the

561
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: misery that is your life. You're watching it to find

562
00:39:54,640 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: the in your single opinion, something that you get offended by.

563
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: Why four more? I can't wait? I can't wait? Because

564
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: they tried to cancel Dave Chappelle four specials ago and

565
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: you guys keep watching them. It's because you're a glutton

566
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: for punishment. You hate yourself, not Dave Chappelle. You hate

567
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: your father, not Dave Chappelle. Four more. One of them

568
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: is uh legendary comic earthquake who you're gonna be offended by.

569
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: Also other special is Danielle Rollins. Another great comedian, Ashy

570
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 1: Larry from The Dave Chappelle Show, which you you watched,

571
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: you loved it. It was for people like you that

572
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: I like canceling people. If you rewatch the Dave Chappelle Show,

573
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: you'll be flabbergasid how offensive you would find it. I

574
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: love it, but not for these little cancel culture cooks.

575
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: Four more for Dave Chappelle. Yet this swimmer from Penn State,

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00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: the Penn State swimmer Leah Thompson, who was a biological

577
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: man born as a biological man, was ranked number four

578
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: hundred sixty two in the country, competed in the the

579
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: Penn Rallies or the College I don't know, the College

580
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: Swimming Championships this weekend and smashed records every race that

581
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: her name is Leah Thompson she's got any sex change.

582
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: Leah Thompson has competed and she's dominated. I mean, you

583
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: see her race, she wins the race, she's back there chilling,

584
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: cooling down, drinking gatorade, and then like seven seconds later,

585
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: second place person comes in there. You don't get a

586
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: and did by that? Do you? You don't get offended

587
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: that person, who's a biological man, who's good enough to

588
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: be ranked four Indred sixty two is now the number

589
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: one swimmer in the world, dominating biological women. That doesn't

590
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: offend you. But you're upset about Dave Chappelle. You fucking baby,

591
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: you Leah Thompson. I want to see what other sports

592
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: are good at. Listen, Dana White, you need to get Lee.

593
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that Leah Thompson the swimmer, can do more.

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00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: Since she's competing with women in swimming, why not have

595
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: Leah Thompson compete with women in other sports? Dana White,

596
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: get her in the ring. I got my money on Leah.

597
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: She's an athlete. She beats everybody by six seven seconds.

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00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: Get her in the w n b A. Her physical

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00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: presence alone, I don't care if she's got any basketball

600
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: skills will help a team win, so off ball, lacrosse.

601
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what else. Track and field put her

602
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: in the funk up. They agree with Leah Thompson will

603
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: smash every single record in female sports. But it never

604
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: happens the other way around. It never happens at a

605
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 1: woman turns into a man and then competes with men.

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00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: Why I've said it once, I said it twice, and

607
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: I know this is going to offend some people. If

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00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: you took me, Michael Rappaport, with all my inflammation, my

609
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: flat feet, ultrative colitis, bronchi exasis, a chronic cough, and

610
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 1: I turned into a woman today. I'm gonna be fifty

611
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 1: to March, and I turned into a woman today at

612
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Speaker 1: fifty two. When my surgery is set, I'm on the hormones.

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00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 1: Got myself some nice breastless is some long hair. I'm

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Speaker 1: on that, Caitlin Jenner, I guarantee you, and I mean

615
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: no disrespect to the w n b A, but I

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00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: guarantee you. I can make it in the w n

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Speaker 1: b A today at fifty two years old. Michelle Rappaport

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Speaker 1: number fifty five for the New York Liberty. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying I'll start I'm not saying that the w n

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Speaker 1: B A women aren't great. I'm saying if I applied

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Speaker 1: myself ultrative kalitis, inflammation, flat feet, a bad back, coming

622
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: off a torn meniscus surgery, and a chronic cough, I

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Speaker 1: could make it into the w n b A today

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Speaker 1: twelfth woman on the bench. I'll be a bad motherfucker

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Speaker 1: out there. I'll be like Bill Lamb. I'll be clothesline

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Speaker 1: in these bronze. I'm unselfish, nice chest pass in the post,

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Speaker 1: my little funk. I already played like a w I

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Speaker 1: I run and move like a w n b A

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Speaker 1: power forward as a man. But when I get that

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Speaker 1: surgery and I come back as Michelle Rappaport, First of all,

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Speaker 1: I'm a team guy, team player. I don't care about

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Speaker 1: how many points I'll get. I'm a past first player. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk shit, I'm gonna harass the other team.

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Speaker 1: I know I could make it into the w n

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Speaker 1: B A if you give me that surgery. And what

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Speaker 1: would that mean? Oh what a what a scientific social

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Speaker 1: experiment that would be. Can Michael Rappaport transition to a

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Speaker 1: woman at fifty two years old and make it into

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Speaker 1: the w n B A. I say, yes, what do

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Speaker 1: you think I'm done? I'm finished. Came Saw disrupted, Came

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Speaker 1: Saw disrupted. Iron Rapports Stereo podcast him out. Miles Jordan

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Speaker 1: a K. The Bleached Brothers a K. That Dust Brothers.

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Speaker 1: Take us out of here with something real nice. Yes,

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Speaker 1: take me out of here with something real loud, But

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Speaker 1: most importantly, take me out of here with something real funky.

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Speaker 1: I am wrapped Ports Stereo parks them out.