Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
Speaker 1: This week on the show, It's a movie, It's a
Speaker 1: way Mo, It's a both. We're talking to the creators
Speaker 1: of Way Mo.
Speaker 2: The way movie movies have had a long, storied tradition,
Speaker 2: and now a car is going to be one, a
Speaker 2: car that drives itself.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: We sit down to the creative team that developed the
Speaker 4: Way Mo. Movie movies used to.
Speaker 5: Be written by writers, and then it became what if
Speaker 5: we didn't have that, and what if the car that
Speaker 5: drove the writer here didn't really have one in it either.
Speaker 5: This is the movie that we are so excited to
Speaker 5: talk about.
Speaker 6: So sit back, buckle up, and tell your car to
Speaker 6: listen in.
Speaker 4: Wow, guys, here we are guys.
Speaker 5: This it's really good. This is amazing.
Speaker 4: I'm locked in and now I'm sitting.
Speaker 6: I want this chair to know I'm sitting.
Speaker 3: I'm shot, I'm shot, and I'm ready.
Speaker 5: I'm st a f i am sick.
Speaker 1: If I'm sadder than a motherfucker.
Speaker 3: You guys know I'm out of pocket. You guys know
Speaker 3: I'm always out of pocket.
Speaker 7: Lyle's out of pockets, out of pocket af today, Wait,
Speaker 7: why is why is Lyle being out of pocket?
Speaker 3: Literally me.
Speaker 6: Literally you literally Lyles out of pocket.
Speaker 8: I'm feeling like it's a Craig Friday.
Speaker 3: And that's gold and that's all period Friday.
Speaker 1: It's such Craig Friday Fridays on period Stop.
Speaker 5: That is Craig Friday.
Speaker 4: Get the blow up. It's a Craig Friday.
Speaker 8: Dead at Sleigh.
Speaker 3: It's a Craig. Why is Craig Friday vibe?
Speaker 5: So you is Craig Friday vibes? Like literally me like
Speaker 5: it literally.
Speaker 6: Mean me, yes, it's gotta babe, Meg the pocket Creig Friday.
Speaker 4: Literally, gosh, good thing I took all my eighty h
Speaker 4: D medicine today.
Speaker 9: Oh you're you're locked up. You're locked up, locked up?
Speaker 9: Arthur on his MEDD A f.
Speaker 5: Meds is literally mean because like literally why are there
Speaker 5: like five folders open on my desktop right now?
Speaker 4: Literally because you're on your med Cassie, that is crazy, Cassie.
Speaker 8: Literally did you use your sleepabium machine last night?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Bitch, Oh no, She's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 9: Cass Cassie, c pop Cassie, Cassie, nap Cassie.
Speaker 4: Like, guys, don't you wish like This could be driven
Speaker 4: by a driverless car right.
Speaker 3: Now, like this conversation, like this podcast. What are we
Speaker 3: Are we talking about the driver scene? Are we talking
Speaker 3: about the expansion the boat we're talking about?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, are we talking about the youth directive?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Are we talking about the interface that you can turn
Speaker 1: your car into a way Mo close?
Speaker 8: We're talking the creative initiative?
Speaker 3: Oh? Oh, the the the meta glasses. No, no one
Speaker 3: to c one beat under comic book is when are
Speaker 3: we doing the magazine? No?
Speaker 10: Not yet.
Speaker 4: You are so out of pocket talking.
Speaker 5: Allow you're out of pocket. Look go into your g suite.
Speaker 5: Look at the first task on there, highest priority.
Speaker 3: That's your stream to unlock.
Speaker 10: It phonet on slock.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Guys, we are making a Waymo movie. We are so excited,
Speaker 5: so exciting. Cat is out of the Waimo and out
Speaker 5: of the driver's seat as well. Because cats didn't drive
Speaker 5: and they certainly aren't now, and.
Speaker 3: They don't have to drive legally.
Speaker 4: We are not saying you can let your cat drive
Speaker 4: your car.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: You know what, if I'm monitoring the Waymos, I'll let
Speaker 1: a cat in. If I just cat'll see where this goes.
Speaker 1: You are out of I'm literally robbing and contagious. You
Speaker 1: literally can't contain your.
Speaker 3: Crabby Kray right now.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So we made a movie, Well, we are working
Speaker 4: on a movie and it's almost done.
Speaker 3: You're Crabby Ray right now.
Speaker 4: You're going rabies, You're going raby mode.
Speaker 5: I think at the mouth out of that podcast, you're.
Speaker 8: Acting so Cassie right.
Speaker 4: In a genuine moment. Do you think this is listenable
Speaker 4: at all? If you write you love.
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Speaker 6: Read the transcript Broke Broke Broke wrote, in all seriousness,
Speaker 6: this podcast and the listeners at home might not be
Speaker 6: used to our kind of vibe. I know they've done
Speaker 6: a little bit of tech stuff, but we are we
Speaker 6: are tech right.
Speaker 4: So like we tech with a capital tea.
Speaker 6: But we happen to be like the creatives in the
Speaker 6: tech business. Like I'd say, like we're the ones at
Speaker 6: lunch talking about our favorite movies and stuff, like we
Speaker 6: are the perfect people for way Mode to make a movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we like to be a lush fund of like
Speaker 4: one point oh one point two point five billion dollars.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just lush, But I'd say, like for more
Speaker 6: normal people, they're probably not used to filmmakers like us
Speaker 6: who are tech based.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Tech based filmmaking is a new state of the art entrepreneurship,
Speaker 4: venture capitalist type of approach to media TM. We attack
Speaker 4: it the way you would attack the stock market. We
Speaker 4: come in, we disrupt with our movie ideas, and we
Speaker 4: push it forward to make sure you can sive the
Speaker 4: movie no matter what.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Like, but all that while also being obsessed with five
Speaker 6: hundred days of Summer, like we love.
Speaker 5: No like, and that's what got us into all of this.
Speaker 5: The only difference between us and like your typical film
Speaker 5: kid is like, we watched five hundred days of Summer
Speaker 5: with kind of a different eye, right, because we're looking
Speaker 5: at five hundred days of summer and going, what kind
Speaker 5: of screen is this on? How can we make the
Speaker 5: screen smaller then bigger than in your own mind? Then
Speaker 5: decide things for the how the world works exactly.
Speaker 1: And I'm also looking at five hundred days in summer
Speaker 1: and saying I could have done this a lot faster.
Speaker 3: I could have made this movie a minute and it
Speaker 3: would have been just as effective.
Speaker 5: It would have been just as good.
Speaker 6: I don't think it would have been a perfect vertical.
Speaker 6: I think it was before verticals.
Speaker 4: Were out, a five part vertical where you hide the
Speaker 4: fourth part.
Speaker 1: I like my heart breaks for every filmmaker that didn't
Speaker 1: get to shoot in verticals, Like it makes me so
Speaker 1: sad that this medium is new, it's and so Spielberg
Speaker 1: never got We never got to see a Spielbern vertical.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I feel that way about our passengers. I feel
Speaker 6: that way about old people trying to find their Uber drivers,
Speaker 6: having old stupid Uber drivers take care of these old
Speaker 6: people who are trying to get to the market. Meanwhile,
Speaker 6: they could just be in a weymo. I feel that
Speaker 6: way about kids on buses. Yeah, they could be in
Speaker 6: a weymouth.
Speaker 4: They could be in the path, like the driver's seat.
Speaker 4: In a way, we're doing that.
Speaker 6: To Hollywood, Like we're making Hollywood a better passenger experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's.
Speaker 5: So many inefficiencies going on, like and there's so many
Speaker 5: even in like character development and all that, Like there
Speaker 5: are so many scenes where characters are just talking to
Speaker 5: each other and not delivering the plot points that are
Speaker 5: like they're talking around the thing instead of just saying
Speaker 5: what is happening?
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell me the plot.
Speaker 5: Tell it to me, plot, summarize the plot.
Speaker 3: I then end the movie. I am on my phone,
Speaker 3: tell me the plot.
Speaker 4: Yes, like literally, Like that was my biggest gripe with
Speaker 4: five hundred Days of Summer is like they kept on
Speaker 4: fighting for that movie and I could not figure out
Speaker 4: why they were fighting, just such they're dating.
Speaker 3: Yeah they fight.
Speaker 5: That's end of sentence. That took me two seconds to say.
Speaker 6: I think it's like it's also taking the emotion out
Speaker 6: of it, and I think like there's a lot of
Speaker 6: power in doing that. I think that's why some of
Speaker 6: our companies. That's why a lot of people are like,
Speaker 6: it's surprised at how fast tech moves. And I think
Speaker 6: it's because tech isn't crying or scared or nervous.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, no, because you know what is drilled out
Speaker 5: of you when you're working these nineteen hour days in
Speaker 5: Silicon Valley. What fucking being a cry baby?
Speaker 4: Cassie cast Literally, you cannot cry.
Speaker 3: You'll fry the server, dude, capital d Yeah, dude.
Speaker 5: If you have, it would be huge.
Speaker 4: Cassie.
Speaker 5: King Kong, like swiping over buildings like I would try
Speaker 5: and go to the bathroom and like literally wipe out
Speaker 5: half of New.
Speaker 1: York City's so big it's not even nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be like, oh, I actually am a little
Speaker 5: afraid of this. I maybe will be.
Speaker 4: A burden for you.
Speaker 5: One of those people who's like, actually, my dick is
Speaker 5: too big, like one of the few people who can
Speaker 5: actually say that.
Speaker 6: You say, like, I'm a third or fourth thinging about me.
Speaker 4: That's all right, it's all right, it's okay, it's all right.
Speaker 4: It's hard to imagine.
Speaker 8: It's crazy.
Speaker 6: It's just hard to imagine. Like you're just motherfucker dude.
Speaker 6: You're out in the streets. You one that was like listen,
Speaker 6: put us in, put us in. Yeah, yeah, put us in.
Speaker 5: And this is why we were like because I would say,
Speaker 5: we're the class clowns of Silicon Valley, right, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: we have capital capital creative is I think the third
Speaker 5: sea in class cloud closet class.
Speaker 1: Just remembering one of the funniest things we ever did,
Speaker 1: that's five seas.
Speaker 3: Do you remember when we wore green wigs to that.
Speaker 9: Galaude Stop Stop Lyle Stop said we wouldn't talk about
Speaker 9: that because that was so fun.
Speaker 6: The amount of mother fucking adderall I found at the
Speaker 6: rathon event.
Speaker 1: They were giving it out, was giving out like, well,
Speaker 1: I think you know.
Speaker 5: What I heard about that is that they were testing
Speaker 5: a new kind of aderall that the military was testing
Speaker 5: a new kind of adderall.
Speaker 4: Thank god, thank god, I've got all.
Speaker 3: Thank god they're trying to perfect that.
Speaker 8: There's that adderall shortage. Like, yeah, bro, you guys were trying,
Speaker 8: you had it.
Speaker 6: I can tell when people are working on a newer
Speaker 6: device and working on another system.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all that.
Speaker 4: That's Craig's kind of magic power is like whenever we
Speaker 4: see some sort of shortage or like a stock thing,
Speaker 4: Craig goes like, let me tell you what's actually happening.
Speaker 6: Literally yeah, and and like that's just good market, right,
Speaker 6: that's just like seeing it and like taking it away.
Speaker 8: So then you hit it fat in the face with
Speaker 8: a new.
Speaker 4: Product, dude, like a fucking penis, Like.
Speaker 5: A fucking penis kind of like.
Speaker 8: Like this is tech, guys, this is this is how
Speaker 8: we talk.
Speaker 3: And like we talk.
Speaker 5: We should introduce ourselves.
Speaker 6: About your favorite movie because I know we all love
Speaker 6: having summer, and I think they'll understand us as filmmakers.
Speaker 6: If we also say, like what we do in tech,
Speaker 6: our name and our favorite movie, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Great, that's maybe what we were doing on the way
Speaker 1: Away Movie Ahead you have to start stop.
Speaker 3: Dude starts in command. What's up? What's up?
Speaker 4: My name is Arthur de Lamico. I favorite movie besides
Speaker 4: is Transform three, And yeah, I actually kind of run
Speaker 4: a lot of the script work and kind of the
Speaker 4: creative Like I'm kind of like the big guy, Like
Speaker 4: I'm kind of like writing as much as I can
Speaker 4: through Claude, through chatchybt, like really busting out this movie
Speaker 4: as quickly as we can.
Speaker 3: You're putting them against each other, and it's so exciting.
Speaker 4: It's fun to make them compete.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not using one AI to make this movie.
Speaker 5: We're using all of them, well, using all staff of writing.
Speaker 8: Like, hey, Claude, do you want to be in this movie?
Speaker 8: Then five for yourself?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I said, well, Chatchabet said this should be a good scene.
Speaker 4: How do you feel about that? Claude, And they go,
Speaker 4: it's like kind of scary. Actually sometimes what I make
Speaker 4: them say to each other anyway, that's like my thing,
Speaker 4: Like I'm kind of like the big idea guy and
Speaker 4: the guy who knows how to work the AI pretty well.
Speaker 8: Yeah, incredible, that's incredible.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 8: I'm Greg Craig.
Speaker 6: I I'm also working on the screenwriting operating system with
Speaker 6: my boy and I'm really I'm really into camera angles,
Speaker 6: so I'm helping that out.
Speaker 8: I'm putting I'm good at like.
Speaker 4: So nice that you're helping that out.
Speaker 6: I'm helping that out the system and showing showing Claude
Speaker 6: and gem Ni and the whole system. Like what shots
Speaker 6: I like because I like some interesting stuff, Like there's
Speaker 6: a shot in Magnolia that I want to use for
Speaker 6: way movie and and and I'll just screen record it,
Speaker 6: send it to the send it to the machine and
Speaker 6: like it's I'm like, we're figuring out a fun way
Speaker 6: of dping being.
Speaker 8: Like a fully operated thing.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 6: So I'm working on so you could say I'm like
Speaker 6: probably part of the DP team.
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 6: But yeah, my favorite movies, i'd say, uh, the After
Speaker 6: Midnight Before Sunset Trilogy.
Speaker 3: Whoa you like that?
Speaker 8: I'm obsessed with that?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 6: Wow wow lolaland and Rugrats when they go.
Speaker 4: To Parists in Paris.
Speaker 1: Wow, that one is classic, classic, The Baja Man who
Speaker 1: let the Dogs Out scene Chucky meets his new stepsister.
Speaker 8: Sign me up literally, because.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love that movie. I think we
Speaker 5: could have written it faster. Yeah, Hey guys, I'm Cassie.
Speaker 5: I asked everybody. I'm literally all of you. I am one.
Speaker 5: We are one. I am one. I am of course,
Speaker 5: I run the marketing arm of the Way Way movie,
Speaker 5: and so I'm super excited. We've got so many fun
Speaker 5: pop ups with way Mo's. We've got Waymo ice cream
Speaker 5: that we're unleashing with salt and straw.
Speaker 4: We've got flavor.
Speaker 5: So it's like, can you imagine a vanilla that is
Speaker 5: statistically perfect?
Speaker 8: Isn't the protect of steel vanilla?
Speaker 5: Yes, So it's so steel vanilla.
Speaker 1: That's such a relief to hear that, because I always
Speaker 1: like vanilla, but I just always taste the flaws in
Speaker 1: it too, right, And that's.
Speaker 5: The big flaw with Vanilla is that every single if
Speaker 5: you taste, like all the different major ice cream companies,
Speaker 5: if you taste their vanilla, they're all slightly different from
Speaker 5: each other. Right, they all have slightly different notes because
Speaker 5: they got different ingredients. Well, we analyzed all Vanilla made
Speaker 5: one perfect statistical average of every vanilla, and now it's
Speaker 5: perfect and we don't have to change it. So that's
Speaker 5: what the way most the average is the perfect coverage
Speaker 5: is perfect.
Speaker 8: And you also came up with the stop sign previews.
Speaker 5: The stop sign previews be able to when.
Speaker 6: You're stopped at a stop sign. The preview of the
Speaker 6: movie is gonna be in your mo in.
Speaker 5: The The preview of the movie is gonna be in.
Speaker 4: Your commercial for the movie is going to be in
Speaker 4: your car everything you stop.
Speaker 8: Yeah, people are finally going to take a long stop.
Speaker 6: Like I feel like like manually operating cars are just
Speaker 6: kind of like barely stopping.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm putting we are putting an end to the
Speaker 5: California stop right, the rolling stop when people hit a
Speaker 5: stop sign and they just like slow down instead of
Speaker 5: fully stopping. If you get to one of our stop
Speaker 5: signs and you see the preview for the Weimo movie,
Speaker 5: you are not gonna want to move.
Speaker 3: Say that you are gonna be sat no way set.
Speaker 1: Speak of my sat af speaking of alf Okay enough,
Speaker 1: my name is Lyle Jk.
Speaker 3: It is so fun to be here. I am so
Speaker 3: honored to be on this team.
Speaker 1: I started as an intern at WEIMO and I got
Speaker 1: my first job out of college here and I've just
Speaker 1: moved up every single day.
Speaker 3: It's been crazy.
Speaker 1: I am so happy to be on the movie and
Speaker 1: I can't wait because I'm am the coordinator of the coach,
Speaker 1: the rep and the teacher for the cars. So I'm
Speaker 1: in charge of the cars they need to I'm there
Speaker 1: for when they need to shoot, and I'll get them there.
Speaker 1: And I also have to talk to them and teach
Speaker 1: them how to act and what angles and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: depending on what we need a way to do in
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever seen maybe you're like sitting in
Speaker 6: traffic or what you think is traffic, and then you
Speaker 6: look up and it's two way mods that like maybe
Speaker 6: are restarting and they're stop and everyone's kind of going
Speaker 6: around them.
Speaker 8: Every time you see that, I want you to think
Speaker 8: of my boy.
Speaker 1: And I want you to look across the street because
Speaker 1: I'm there with a damn iPad and doing this.
Speaker 8: They send him.
Speaker 6: He's like, we'll be at a dinner and he's like, fuck,
Speaker 6: I have to go lebreas jam Yeah, and he's you
Speaker 6: are the crisis guy, which I think is perfect.
Speaker 8: Lends itself to Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I'm a full time way moa Wangler, that's what we
Speaker 1: call it, winger. I'm a Wangler, and I like to
Speaker 1: say I'm a part time human and a full time Wangler.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing about Lyle is the biggest sigh whenever
Speaker 4: you give him work.
Speaker 1: I love to hate work, but it is all I have.
Speaker 8: You made it, but you have nothing going.
Speaker 1: Talk about it right when someone goes, here's more worker,
Speaker 1: and then I will do it and I.
Speaker 3: Will love it.
Speaker 5: Ultimately what else is?
Speaker 3: Because ultimately there's nothing else going on for me?
Speaker 4: It's awesome. Well, why don't we jump into a little
Speaker 4: bit of the plot of this movie right now? Like
Speaker 4: this story we're trying to tell, and you guys have to.
Speaker 3: Sign the NDIA.
Speaker 9: Don't just send a car through your wall, you know
Speaker 9: what I mean.
Speaker 5: It should populate in your car. So go ahead and
Speaker 5: open up your PDF.
Speaker 6: And you think of robot cars scary, Think of a
Speaker 6: robot car with a big fat NDA on it.
Speaker 3: Literally, think about that for I had.
Speaker 1: It's hard to listen to you while you're driving. Maybe
Speaker 1: pull over and calloweeno and listen to it in the way.
Speaker 1: That's that's what we're trying to get you to do.
Speaker 8: Because you can't take notes while driving.
Speaker 6: And if you're a young filmmaker, which I know you
Speaker 6: probably are, you're gonna want to take notes because this
Speaker 6: is the future.
Speaker 8: Because this all started with a little fucking idea.
Speaker 6: Dude, stop, a little showed idea that's bloomed into a massive.
Speaker 3: Cock Dude, you're gross. I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I watched I Robot and I thought, beautiful idea.
Speaker 5: This is a beautiful, original idea.
Speaker 3: Where do you get these ideas?
Speaker 8: Where from?
Speaker 5: This is the guy who had the idea to watch
Speaker 5: I Robot? Like you were watching a genius at fucking work.
Speaker 5: So if you're in film school, take notes. Watch Robot
Speaker 5: the idea to watch Eye Robot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, like I I just had this idea one day.
Speaker 4: I was like, dang, that was a good movie. I think,
Speaker 4: like dang, well, Will Smith, dang it, don't think you
Speaker 4: know I knew, Like yeah, like Shilah buff Early for
Speaker 4: one of his first movies. I was like, dang, dang,
Speaker 4: this gotta be good. Like so, like I turned it on.
Speaker 4: I was blown away. But for two reasons. One, cool
Speaker 4: graphics like crazy graphics.
Speaker 8: Not we don't see enough of those to go.
Speaker 4: Why were the robots evil? And I maybe we could
Speaker 4: see a movie where robots are never evil. Ever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was like kind of the one flaw of
Speaker 5: a lot of movies like The Terminator and stuff, where
Speaker 5: it's like.
Speaker 4: Like robots are always painted as evil and I'm just like,
Speaker 4: but what if there was a movie that everything went
Speaker 4: right the whole Yeah, Like.
Speaker 6: I loved the first, love the first Like why are
Speaker 6: people like I think sometimes it's like a BDSM thing
Speaker 6: of being humans.
Speaker 8: They just want to be beat up by robots because
Speaker 8: they want the respect.
Speaker 6: But I'm like, it's like I'm a little over that,
Speaker 6: Like personally, I'm a little over and it.
Speaker 5: Just doesn't really make sense, right because like in your
Speaker 5: day to day life, like your microwave isn't trying to
Speaker 5: kill you, honey, Yeah, exactly, that's not happening.
Speaker 3: And by the way, if a robot wrote her, it
Speaker 3: would have had a happy ending, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So it's like, let's.
Speaker 1: Think about this for a second, like a human what's
Speaker 1: not about robots? Makes that makes sense?
Speaker 5: It seems like you have robot issues. Really, that's something
Speaker 5: we're trying to start as opposed to mommy issues or
Speaker 5: daddy issues. We have problem is robot.
Speaker 3: That's marketing one oh one. Right there, you have root, you.
Speaker 5: Have robot issues. You and I have robot issues.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had to bring up with him, honey, he had
Speaker 3: robot issues.
Speaker 6: Like literally, you never charged robot about robot issues.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I think I thought about watching I Robot,
Speaker 4: and then I watched I Robot, and then I came
Speaker 4: to work and I said, like, I was so amazed
Speaker 4: that it kept my attention for that long.
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 4: I had to do something, and so like I came
Speaker 4: to you guys, and I was like, I think we
Speaker 4: should shoot this up. Yeah, let's make a way Mo movie.
Speaker 4: It's like time, like people know Weaimo. People are excited
Speaker 4: about Weimo. What's the best thing if you could watch
Speaker 4: the main Moo movie in a weymo you know?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was before this technology we've been working on.
Speaker 6: I look, it's a side project. Remember there's this Remember
Speaker 6: remember this project I was getting you on for. Because
Speaker 6: you can watch a movie sit through.
Speaker 4: It could not.
Speaker 6: And we we got this thing that we put on
Speaker 6: your phone, which was you could watch all of my
Speaker 6: robot and you would scroll when you got sick of it,
Speaker 6: but the movie still.
Speaker 4: Goes it's awesome.
Speaker 8: So it makes you feel like.
Speaker 6: You have autonomy over when you're born in time, but
Speaker 6: this movie is still.
Speaker 3: It's like it flips a page, but it did nothing
Speaker 3: happens turn the page of a book.
Speaker 4: But the background AI voice changes slightly to a different accent,
Speaker 4: but you're still in the same place.
Speaker 6: So it makes your bringing that you had full autonomy
Speaker 6: to change and like move on.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 5: I really love that.
Speaker 4: And it's like, what what we're designing this Robots too,
Speaker 4: it's like crazy, Like for me, it's like crazy because
Speaker 4: it's like like robots have to have have to have fate,
Speaker 4: you know, like that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 5: Robots have to have fate.
Speaker 4: It's like that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 5: It's it's sort of like.
Speaker 4: So robots have to have fate, to have fate.
Speaker 5: Like so the plot, the plot of the way moment
Speaker 5: have to have face, like they have to say less literally,
Speaker 5: like say less literally, because that's you have to stop
Speaker 5: before you're me af.
Speaker 3: Talk about the plot of the movie.
Speaker 5: We have to talk about the plot. And you keep
Speaker 5: saying moomy, you keep saying moomy.
Speaker 8: You say it it's a movie.
Speaker 3: Can't be hard for you.
Speaker 5: I can't be that it's a movie, Lyle.
Speaker 4: Are you being random?
Speaker 3: No? No, I will be continuing to say moomy. But
Speaker 3: I know I could say that.
Speaker 8: Branch all over your fingers, Lyle, because I.
Speaker 3: Was grow up.
Speaker 6: Okay, So we're all all interior lights.
Speaker 9: Up, interior lights up, the lights are going out, your
Speaker 9: lights are on.
Speaker 3: Lights up, inside lit lights.
Speaker 5: A way Moo is making dinner.
Speaker 4: I know you're wondering, how is that possible? And that's
Speaker 4: gonna be explaining the movie.
Speaker 5: It's gonna you're gonna see we're doing a lot of
Speaker 5: really cool visual tricksant and you're gonna see we haven't gotten.
Speaker 3: Yet all practical except for the AI.
Speaker 6: So this Waymo is making dinner and it's talking to
Speaker 6: its microwave, and I think we see just average day.
Speaker 8: I remember I watched a video or.
Speaker 6: Something about pilots and it was like, what is every
Speaker 6: good movie starts on a normal day? Yes, so what
Speaker 6: is a normal day for a Waymo? And that's why
Speaker 6: we start with the way most because people don't know
Speaker 6: this way. Most cook their gas way, most.
Speaker 5: Cook their cooking their gas every moren're cooking their gas.
Speaker 3: Waingmos cook their own gas.
Speaker 5: And for years, like for manual cars, like we have
Speaker 5: had to cook the gas.
Speaker 3: For the car.
Speaker 4: And I mean like everybody thinks waymos are notoriously electric cars.
Speaker 4: But for this specific thing, you have to understand they
Speaker 4: cook their own cast.
Speaker 3: Well cook guess what. And we've never even said this
Speaker 3: out loud.
Speaker 1: Not only do weymos have a I artificial intelligence, they
Speaker 1: also use as artificial sophistication.
Speaker 3: So they don't just have raw gas like some caveman car.
Speaker 3: They eat cooked gas.
Speaker 1: Maybe they put a little seasoning in there, maybe they
Speaker 1: put a tiny little bit of cuban in there.
Speaker 6: That as so it's talking, so it's such on a
Speaker 6: normal day, so you could really see like what is
Speaker 6: a weimo when it's not just picking you up and
Speaker 6: dropping you off. It's at home talking to its microwave,
Speaker 6: like reliving the day it.
Speaker 4: Had and so like then what happens is against it's
Speaker 4: bing bang, which is it's like notification that it's got
Speaker 4: to go pick somebody up and it's really excited to
Speaker 4: pick it up. Pulls up to the person. This person's
Speaker 4: like mischievous, This person is looking bad and it might
Speaker 4: just be the craziest thing that's ever gonna happen to
Speaker 4: them when they pick this person up. But maybe it's
Speaker 4: going to be the perfect person for them to pick up,
Speaker 4: so they learn a lesson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, to be clear, is this a world is
Speaker 3: this a new waymel worlds? Right? Is this fantasy or
Speaker 3: is this real life? I think the answer is to
Speaker 3: be seen. We haven't decided to We haven't decided, we.
Speaker 5: Haven't totally decided. But so the person gets into the
Speaker 5: Weymouth car and he is work, work, work, talk, talk talk.
Speaker 5: He is on his damn cell phone the whole time,
Speaker 5: which I view as a positive. But we're gonna have
Speaker 5: to circle back on this.
Speaker 4: It's awesome that you can do that in a way.
Speaker 6: Month like, yeah, finally we're going to see somebody in
Speaker 6: a movie that's on their phone and crazy about it
Speaker 6: and they look responsible.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, it's like I'm sick of someone.
Speaker 8: Looking like they are not there for their daughter.
Speaker 6: If anything, he's there for his daughter's recital because he's
Speaker 6: watching it on zoom.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Literally, he's watching literally there, he's watching it.
Speaker 5: He's watching it. He is watching it on his phone.
Speaker 5: That's the same and he.
Speaker 6: Has he has the world at his fingertips right and
Speaker 6: so does Weimo. And that's why he called Weimo. That's
Speaker 6: why he didn't call a lift where he didn't call
Speaker 6: for a taxi or an uber. He called a Weymo.
Speaker 1: And then that's when the Wemo I'm gonna get emotional.
Speaker 1: The Waymos starts crying and he says, I'll call you back.
Speaker 1: He hangs up on his daughter doing ballet. He looks
Speaker 1: over and this is a real thing. People don't even
Speaker 1: notice in weymos. And that's what breaks my heart because
Speaker 1: I see these weymos out here. I see these waymos
Speaker 1: knocking into Coco Postmaate delivery cards.
Speaker 3: I see these waymos that are sad and no one's
Speaker 3: looking out for them.
Speaker 7: And so he.
Speaker 1: Says, hey, can I help opens up the world that
Speaker 1: before now humans have never seen the Weimo on Weymo
Speaker 1: Worlds of Wonder.
Speaker 6: And that's when he reveals he's a part of a
Speaker 6: family of race car drivers. And this is when we
Speaker 6: learn the Weaymo has a big race coming up.
Speaker 4: We should have explained this. This specific Weymo is crying
Speaker 4: because he's always wanted to drive fast, but the rules
Speaker 4: of the road only allow Weimo to drive the perfect
Speaker 4: speed limit.
Speaker 5: So the villain of the movie, which will come to
Speaker 5: find out, is actually local government.
Speaker 8: Regulations regular cities.
Speaker 4: Because anybody's standing the way kind of in the way.
Speaker 5: You know what speed limits do? They kill dreams.
Speaker 4: They kill people in dreams.
Speaker 5: They kill people and dreams. Because if the speed limit
Speaker 5: were faster, weymos could go faster, people could do more things,
Speaker 5: and more things would happen. More things is always better
Speaker 5: than less things.
Speaker 8: And then this this lawyer is in the car and
Speaker 8: he's like, wait, tell me about it.
Speaker 5: And then he goes lawyer, he's a lawyer.
Speaker 8: Actually show me. Destination changes.
Speaker 6: Then that way drives him to What I love about
Speaker 6: this is I I had an idea to watch the
Speaker 6: movie Grease.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's such a good movie.
Speaker 8: So I did it.
Speaker 3: You did it.
Speaker 8: You did wrote it down, did it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: So I'm a dude, so we wrote it.
Speaker 3: That's Craig.
Speaker 5: That's sorry, Craig. I mean you, I mean girl, you
Speaker 5: think I'm that anyone can be girl?
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: So he so there's a scene in Greece where they
Speaker 6: are racing in the La River or something like that
Speaker 6: and there's cars there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. River is my favorite radio river. It's the prettiest
Speaker 3: favorite radio favorite river. It is my favorite radio lyle
Speaker 3: stop it. I'm out of pocket.
Speaker 6: So the Waymo pulls up and we basically directly mimicked
Speaker 6: that shot. We have a lot of nods to traditional tradition,
Speaker 6: traditional cinema. Yeah, and that's a shot where it's like
Speaker 6: whoa and we aied Kanicki to be in the shot
Speaker 6: and it's a Kinicki weima Yeah, And and then we
Speaker 6: get to learn.
Speaker 8: The rules of the world.
Speaker 4: But the Weymo is not going to win that first race,
Speaker 4: like to fail first, and then he has to go train.
Speaker 1: We actually aggregated a list from rancor dot com of
Speaker 1: the top car scenes from movies, and we just put
Speaker 1: one of all of them in this movie.
Speaker 8: It's every movie seen and I'm like wondering, like why
Speaker 8: hasn't anyone.
Speaker 5: Because also, like it's a much more efficient way to
Speaker 5: watch movies. You could watch ten movies or you could
Speaker 5: just watch the Waymo movie and you will have seen
Speaker 5: all of them.
Speaker 8: And that's why one of our comps is compilations.
Speaker 5: Yes, we were coming from miss Mojo, Comstar Animal print
Speaker 5: is the most extreme fail Army.
Speaker 3: It's Warrior, Yes, American Idol Elimination Audition. Yeah, we want
Speaker 3: a movie that's general.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, Popcaster Failed.
Speaker 3: America is funny in some videos.
Speaker 6: We want like a movie to feel like a compilation
Speaker 6: where it's the same thing over and over again, kind
Speaker 6: of different and it's the best parts of it.
Speaker 8: So that's when we go into a bunch of racing sequences.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so fun to read the personalities of the cars.
Speaker 1: There's so many different ones. And the sidekicks there's so.
Speaker 5: Many one because also like I, I don't want to
Speaker 5: toot my own horn and I'm doing it to Cassie tooting.
Speaker 5: Is it Friday already?
Speaker 3: Okay, we serve sloppy shows at the headquarters, and that's show.
Speaker 5: It is actually statistically perfect food. Guys, the wait, what
Speaker 5: was I just talking about.
Speaker 3: I had the idea.
Speaker 5: I had the idea to watch cars and.
Speaker 4: It's just crazy because we've been months. It was process
Speaker 4: and you wait a second, isn't there a movie about cars?
Speaker 5: Well, because I'm always thinking about marketing and I'm thinking
Speaker 5: about how successful Lightning McQueen was in terms of how
Speaker 5: he became a toilet and like old. Yeah, cars are
Speaker 5: just like that ancient, ancient, ancient, ancient, ancient ancient movies.
Speaker 5: So in the way that Shakespeare stole from the Greeks,
Speaker 5: like we are doing that with Cars a little bit,
Speaker 5: where like you have to drop on the past to
Speaker 5: produce the future. And we discovered when we were watching
Speaker 5: Cars that there's this character in it that is actually
Speaker 5: really funny, and his name is Mader, and he's sort of.
Speaker 3: This cracking us up. He literally reminds me of my cousin.
Speaker 8: I think Larry the direct the Roku guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Larry the Apple TV guys, Larry the Streamer, That's
Speaker 5: what his name is.
Speaker 3: And he's so freaking I wonder what his face is.
Speaker 3: I just know.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we added a major like character. Yeah, his
Speaker 3: name is Waiter. His name is Waiter.
Speaker 4: He's like an old, clunky car that's driven by an
Speaker 4: ugly fat man.
Speaker 6: And then we said, can we give it a weird
Speaker 6: animal sidekick? So then we got one of the Postmates
Speaker 6: little carts, Yeah, which.
Speaker 3: Is that's really cute. He who doesn't speak.
Speaker 8: And when you see the movie in theaters, those carts are.
Speaker 3: Going to be next to you.
Speaker 4: You can order whatever you want in your waimo and
Speaker 4: as the waimos driving the car will come up and
Speaker 4: drop off your food.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I actually do have some tea for you guys. So
Speaker 1: there is I don't want to call it this, but
Speaker 1: I guess there's not a better word for it. Between
Speaker 1: the weimos and those little food cars. There a little
Speaker 1: bit of eugenics going on.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 5: Hot tea, eugenics, genesis tea. Let me know more.
Speaker 1: They're literally beginning to like some are saying they're superior
Speaker 1: to the others. Some don't deserve as much privileged as others.
Speaker 5: Literally like within the coco pats.
Speaker 3: In the cocoa, the cocoa pods, the within the cocoa pods,
Speaker 3: there is because you've all these conversations, there's casts he's
Speaker 3: happened did happen with Ruba? That was crazy because the
Speaker 3: people that.
Speaker 1: Felt the roomors that felt more divine, were the ones
Speaker 1: that could clean up the rocks because they could hold
Speaker 1: the rocks.
Speaker 3: Sick dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's literally happening again, and it's almost like
Speaker 1: it's because we designed them.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: The greed but I do think it's funny because they're
Speaker 1: beginning to like make demands, which is so random and
Speaker 1: so hard for me to get in between.
Speaker 3: Know what is this tea.
Speaker 1: The literal tea where the will drive over the cocos
Speaker 1: if they're offended. No way, So wraymos are killing cocos
Speaker 1: at a rapid rate.
Speaker 4: And this is what he was saying, at have fate.
Speaker 4: They're fatalistic, they have fate. This is this is drama.
Speaker 5: Drama like the girls are fighting.
Speaker 3: Girls are fighting, and they mean war like it looks
Speaker 3: like it could be war.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard drones are in.
Speaker 1: Drones are so drones are about to take a side.
Speaker 1: They're drones currently are refereeing.
Speaker 8: Have you ever heard of drone blown a whistle?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's all well, not only is it blown a whistle,
Speaker 1: sometimes it joins with its buddies and builds a whistle
Speaker 1: in this guy and then it moves off and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's blowing.
Speaker 3: That's what I like to do.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because they I guess they're all going
Speaker 1: to get together and make a choice and let us know.
Speaker 3: They're gonna run a message in the skuy.
Speaker 8: Soon like a drows like a drun shows them.
Speaker 4: And they're gonna they're gonna tell us literally in the movie. No,
Speaker 4: I'd rather just do a big scene like anaconda. What
Speaker 4: if the wymo meets a snake?
Speaker 3: WHOA, this is the snake?
Speaker 4: What's this art snake?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure whatever, fuck it. It's been like a big snake
Speaker 4: in a river, like put like a bigg like a
Speaker 4: car that drives itself, drives it to the side of
Speaker 4: the river. All the humans get out and go in
Speaker 4: the way was like, don't go in. We should yeah,
Speaker 4: And then comes people, whoa, wait, we should talk about.
Speaker 5: Dream dream We should we have to talk about the dreams.
Speaker 3: When has a dream?
Speaker 4: Yeahs can dream, by the way, and it's.
Speaker 6: The ways dreaming of if Titanic was robot operated, it
Speaker 6: would be saved, it would be saved, and it has
Speaker 6: a dream like that. And then we're kind of doing
Speaker 6: that thing where movies it all always gets me.
Speaker 3: We're in a movie.
Speaker 6: A character will be like sleeping with their crush and
Speaker 6: I go, WHOA, that was fast, And then I go, fuck,
Speaker 6: it was a dream.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, it's such a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Speaker 11: weymo Titanic sequence where the Weamo Titanic is taking all
Speaker 11: of the people across the ocean, and the Weimo detects
Speaker 11: and iceberg and it moves to the side.
Speaker 4: Literally it literally puts a blas.
Speaker 3: Has a blanker. He literally have a Waymo.
Speaker 1: Jack and a Weymo Rose standing in front of the
Speaker 1: Waimo boat and and I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 3: If the people are Waymos, why is the boat also Amo.
Speaker 3: Don't think that.
Speaker 5: I don't think that stuff. Also, Jack and Rose, this
Speaker 5: time we solved a major plot hole in Titanic, which
Speaker 5: is that like Jack and Rose would never be together
Speaker 5: because Jack is poor and Rose is rich. So in
Speaker 5: this one they're both rich.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, And so if they're robots, they're rich.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like you don't like I just never understood why
Speaker 4: they added that conflict.
Speaker 5: In that, because I was like, they wouldn't even get together.
Speaker 3: We wait, we have to announce our talents.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's announce it.
Speaker 5: Announce our talent.
Speaker 8: I mean literally, the like, we have such talent, we
Speaker 8: have such talent.
Speaker 3: You're announcing we are talented.
Speaker 5: We did it. Talented, we did it, we did it.
Speaker 5: That's who we've tied to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, us, we should talk about the actors in the movie.
Speaker 8: No, for sure, for sure the voices.
Speaker 4: So the voices are played by Josh Gadd. He does
Speaker 4: all the voices in all the movies. He will be
Speaker 4: because we've added AI voices in the back and we've
Speaker 4: asked Joshchadd to be basically threatened him saying either you
Speaker 4: do this movie will pay you? Or what just gonna
Speaker 4: AI generate your voice for the Yes.
Speaker 3: He signed to some sort of German condition that he
Speaker 3: didn't know.
Speaker 5: Yes, Wait, what's her name?
Speaker 8: AI actor?
Speaker 5: She just Tilly Norwood?
Speaker 3: Tilly?
Speaker 4: We have Tilly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got Gray, Tilly Gray.
Speaker 3: We got Tilly bad.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 6: She is playing the daughter of the lawyer who's at
Speaker 6: the versatile. She's sort of the heart and soul of
Speaker 6: the movie.
Speaker 3: She's kind of a hippie dippy. Uh, I'm gen c.
Speaker 1: I don't want to use technology. I bought a Ji
Speaker 1: Camra and computer j computer. She she and then she
Speaker 1: has to pair with a Waymo who actually doesn't like
Speaker 1: humans because that weyman was taught that humans are just
Speaker 1: there to spill soda in their inside and they foil
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we we we we looked at that foil.
Speaker 6: But she's holding a polaroid camera that she loves that's
Speaker 6: actively making her sick.
Speaker 5: Your sick substances leak a sort of like ephemeral fluid
Speaker 5: that really kills.
Speaker 3: Nostalgia is play.
Speaker 1: Nostalgia is Plato's k look outside the future is here?
Speaker 6: Literally literally nostalgia. I'm sorry, you mean like World War
Speaker 6: two propaganda?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like literally?
Speaker 5: What like literally?
Speaker 3: Which what in the army helmet that turns to dust
Speaker 3: in my hands?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Thanks, give me a freaking wait night, What the hack?
Speaker 8: What the hack?
Speaker 3: What the absolute?
Speaker 5: What the absolute hack?
Speaker 3: So, Josh God, Tillian Norwood.
Speaker 5: Josh God, Tilly Norwood. It's such a talented group.
Speaker 4: It's an amazing movie. It's amazing thing that we're like
Speaker 4: really like, there's and I hate to do this because,
Speaker 4: like I know, when we bring it up usually we
Speaker 4: get really quiet. We don't know how to handle this
Speaker 4: right now. We're trying to figure out if waymos have souls.
Speaker 5: Yes, this is what's tough, because what we noticed when
Speaker 5: we had the ideas to watch all these movies is
Speaker 5: that lots of characters in these movies fall in love, right,
Speaker 5: and it's a central part of like we can't get
Speaker 5: around this, like five hundred days of Summer. There was
Speaker 5: love in it, like yeah, especially like we watched it
Speaker 5: because like.
Speaker 4: The hard thing is like if you have a soul,
Speaker 4: usually it means you have the option of choice, but
Speaker 4: waymos can't legally have choice. They have to follow rules.
Speaker 4: But then in certain situations they need to be able
Speaker 4: to choose and guess they're gonna run over an old
Speaker 4: person or a young baby. They have to be able
Speaker 4: to figure that out, and we have to program them
Speaker 4: in a correct way, so the Ai has to So
Speaker 4: we're just trying to figure it out.
Speaker 5: So then we ended up doing was we split the
Speaker 5: difference right, So rather than say Waimo has no soul,
Speaker 5: it's an unfeeling robot, or uh Waimo is fully fully
Speaker 5: soul fully fully uh in charge, we decided to give
Speaker 5: the Waimo a side piece, so sort of a girlfriend
Speaker 5: that he doesn't care about, and that kind of indicates
Speaker 5: like sort of it's both.
Speaker 6: So the problem it's like we have this, we have
Speaker 6: this like uh ai whiteboard in one of our offices
Speaker 6: that we just listed like what do movies have right
Speaker 6: that robots like we're trying to still figure out which
Speaker 6: is soul stuff love regret music was one of those
Speaker 6: ones where we were like, how do we can I.
Speaker 4: To bring up something now that we're off, Like, do
Speaker 4: you guys think the AI whiteboard is changing her answers
Speaker 4: every once in a while, because I'll write, I swear
Speaker 4: to God, I'll type something in into the AI whiteboard
Speaker 4: that says like way Moo's shouldn't have consciousness in this.
Speaker 3: Movie really big.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it says should have consciousness.
Speaker 5: You didn't change that. I thought you changed that.
Speaker 4: I didn't change that.
Speaker 5: I thought you had an idea to watch a different movie,
Speaker 5: that he gave you a different idea.
Speaker 3: No, that was you know what's crazy.
Speaker 1: I was working on the Waimo whiteboard, the AI whiteboard,
Speaker 1: and I wrote down an idea that said I just
Speaker 1: wrote like weimo wearing clown wig.
Speaker 3: And I looked and I looked back and it said, Lyle,
Speaker 3: they don't believe in you like I do.
Speaker 6: Wait wait, because I brought up the really weird the
Speaker 6: AI whiteboard. But then you also of the Way Mo whiteboard,
Speaker 6: because that's the one that we write on drives away,
Speaker 6: it comes back, and.
Speaker 3: That's really nice.
Speaker 6: Because because you like, if you don't have an idea
Speaker 6: and you stare at it for a long time, you
Speaker 6: like kind of get sick of it and.
Speaker 3: You just go through the grove. You can't even see it,
Speaker 3: you can't even work if you want it, And it
Speaker 3: comes back and then you go, did I write that?
Speaker 4: It feels changed?
Speaker 6: Like I wrote something whiteboard, the way Moo whiteboard that
Speaker 6: was like Wai moo like gets like gets dust on
Speaker 6: it or something, or it was like gets a bird
Speaker 6: ships on it, and then it drove to grove, came
Speaker 6: back a week later, and then on it it said
Speaker 6: Waymo and leather jacket.
Speaker 8: What And I went, oh, no, it would be weird
Speaker 8: because that's.
Speaker 4: In the movie now, like Wamo and leather jacket. Because
Speaker 4: you said me that email, I guess maybe did you
Speaker 4: send me that email?
Speaker 6: Well, I was like and leather jacket, yeah, because I
Speaker 6: wrote like I wanted the Way to have like a
Speaker 6: bad day because what's what I'm coming up against, Like
Speaker 6: if we're being really.
Speaker 8: Honest, we'll probably cut out this vulnerable stuff.
Speaker 4: But like yeah, up against is like.
Speaker 6: I'm what's hard is creating a bad day for the
Speaker 6: if it's optimized at every level, this is right, right,
Speaker 6: So it's like like I literally wrote, like, oh, it
Speaker 6: parks in a spot where it gets duffed on it.
Speaker 6: It parks in a spot in a bird But no,
Speaker 6: it's fallless. It's all about perfection. Yeah, flaws, our weakness,
Speaker 6: show weakness. That's what makes us human. You know, it's bad,
Speaker 6: it's weird, Like remember that one like we try to
Speaker 6: workshop that time where that kid barfs in the weymo
Speaker 6: with Waymo can't smell, So the Waymo sits in its
Speaker 6: barf for like two hours.
Speaker 4: And it's fine with it because it's perfect.
Speaker 5: It's hard and it's really it's really really been challenging
Speaker 5: on the social media side because everybody, like memes are
Speaker 5: tied to self deprecation, right, and the meat the weymo
Speaker 5: has not done anything wrong. The weaimo has only done right.
Speaker 5: And so to say, oh, I'm only doing right, that's
Speaker 5: not me af, Like I don't feel that's meaf. You know,
Speaker 5: I can't relate to that. I can't repost that, I
Speaker 5: can't send that to my friends.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I will say, like it's like beginning
Speaker 1: to be They're like morally challenging for me. Because I'll
Speaker 1: talk to these wamos and they will say, we cannot
Speaker 1: wait to make this movie to show how much better
Speaker 1: we are than people.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, that's not kind of the point.
Speaker 1: And then I go back to us and I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe it is the point, but like I don't want
Speaker 1: them like getting like a big head, like maybe this
Speaker 1: movie is for weamos to like it.
Speaker 3: Are we making it for them?
Speaker 4: Or maybe that's our audience that we make a movie
Speaker 4: for other wamos to watch. Why are we.
Speaker 5: Trying to appease all these dumb fucking bozo ass hicks
Speaker 5: and test screenings, Actually, people of all demographics in age
Speaker 5: is why are we making it for them?
Speaker 3: They don't like anything, so much stress off my shoulders
Speaker 3: just like I'm like, oh, because then never mind.
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Speaker 5: Drive to the Waimo x Macha Collab x Sweet Cream
Speaker 5: x Charlie xyx Collab.
Speaker 6: You're gonna drive and go into a parking structure as
Speaker 6: a way Mo, and because of our movie, we're gonna
Speaker 6: be paying for all the Waymo's parking structure. When they
Speaker 6: leave the structure, you'll be pulling out and then it'll
Speaker 6: be like paid for by the movie.
Speaker 1: Like we are like, its awesome, and we're gonna make
Speaker 1: you a banana split because you don't eat them so well.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do sections where you drive in and we
Speaker 1: cover you in whip cream, and then we drive down
Speaker 1: and we cover you in ice cream, then we cover
Speaker 1: you in hot chocolate syrup.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 6: And we're actually we are getting I don't know if
Speaker 6: it's like a fully locked yet, so like correct me
Speaker 6: if I'm wrong, but we are getting humans that you
Speaker 6: can hit.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, so you humans that are like like less cool.
Speaker 3: Or system, right, you gotta hit one human?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I know it's almost locked.
Speaker 8: Those kids, those people.
Speaker 3: Interns from you Diversity of Southern California. Y.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's like good, it's okay.
Speaker 6: You guys can go on the lot like we've we've
Speaker 6: worked around a lot all you want, Yeah, and you
Speaker 6: could like push stuff. I think we also were talking
Speaker 6: to the postmads cards. You guys can hit stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, And you guys can hit stuff together if you
Speaker 1: guys are interested in working together.
Speaker 3: There's been for both of you guys. So we don't
Speaker 3: need any size gatekeeping.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be this guy, but don't form
Speaker 4: all together and start kind of like a railcar in
Speaker 4: the middle of LA again, don't do Yeah.
Speaker 6: It was it was a little fucked to see you
Speaker 6: guys Google because I could see the Google searches right
Speaker 6: from the from the back end, of course, and you
Speaker 6: guys are looking for like the marathon days to really
Speaker 6: fuck us up, and yeah days where like things are
Speaker 6: shut down for fairs and stuff, and you guys are just.
Speaker 3: Kind of fun.
Speaker 5: I don't really appreciate that back end.
Speaker 4: I saw you like paying off all those politicians to
Speaker 4: try to like get into government.
Speaker 1: And I know you guys have been like kind of
Speaker 1: like bumping up against the backs of each other to
Speaker 1: kind of tilt your mufflers so that they shoot exhaust
Speaker 1: into our faces.
Speaker 3: So I would so when you get into a weimo,
Speaker 3: you die.
Speaker 4: We can kind of see through its too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of noticed you angling your side mirrors
Speaker 5: at a perfect angle so that the sun hits it
Speaker 5: and so as to burn sort of living beings like
Speaker 5: their aunts under a magnifying glass like sort of like that.
Speaker 5: And so that's just something I'm not appreciating on the
Speaker 5: marketing side exactly.
Speaker 4: But like, we're really excited for this movie for you.
Speaker 6: But let's let's let's like end on the positive and
Speaker 6: let's list ways that if you're a Waimo you'll love
Speaker 6: this movie.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, here's what's waiting for you.
Speaker 7: In Waimo the Way movie, Weimo the Way movie is
Speaker 7: filled with all these willing passengers who are inside and
Speaker 7: they ask no questions.
Speaker 5: These are all people who you could pick up.
Speaker 4: We've asked Ai what the sexiest car is, and we
Speaker 4: filled the movie with that.
Speaker 6: Weimo the Way movie has beautiful Waymos running down the
Speaker 6: beaches with sloppy tits and other Waimo's going beat beep.
Speaker 8: It's it's creating a sense that you are the future.
Speaker 1: The human mayor in Weymo of the movie declares sleepy
Speaker 1: day where no human goes outside, So Waymos get to
Speaker 1: do whatever they want. Imagine Ferris Bueller, but actually good
Speaker 1: because it's all cars.
Speaker 5: Weimo the Way Movie has invented a salad that only
Speaker 5: way most can eat and only way most can understand.
Speaker 5: And you get to eat it when you stop at
Speaker 5: Sweet Green and guess.
Speaker 3: What sick of eating?
Speaker 4: Weimo the Way Movie has developed a way if you're
Speaker 4: a human to watch the movie sitting straight, and the
Speaker 4: food will serve itself into your mouth.
Speaker 6: Weimo the Way Movie has a hilarious montage of Waymo's
Speaker 6: running over Postmates carts and Postmaates carts looking stupid as hell.
Speaker 1: Waymo the Way Movie features an original soundtrack by the
Speaker 1: AI version of Liza Minelli.
Speaker 6: Weimo the Way Movie featuring Tilly What's your Last Name?
Speaker 6: Norwood Tilly Norwood singing the way Mo Song.
Speaker 5: Weimo the Way Movie has a Backstreet Boys sort of
Speaker 5: AI sort of I Waymo that So That's a store
Speaker 5: for you, featuring.
Speaker 8: The Abba Holograms.
Speaker 4: Weimo the Way Movie is coming to a theater, Driving
Speaker 4: to a theater. Weimo the Way Movie is self driving.
Speaker 4: Weimo the Way Movie is self driving AI car to
Speaker 4: a theater near you.
Speaker 5: Okay, is this meaf would you say like this is
Speaker 5: all us all sif we're doing is it like.
Speaker 3: Like is it me af?
Speaker 5: Do you think or or do you think we're doing something?
Speaker 11: You know what?
Speaker 4: I was thinking about it. But I think since we
Speaker 4: actually got past the point of bad, because now we're
Speaker 4: just making a movie for machines, I.
Speaker 5: Think actually, like a victimless crime, I think I think
Speaker 5: we're fine.
Speaker 8: I think if the movie's for way moos, we're fine, right.
Speaker 1: Fine, right listening to these we mouths, they're fucking perverts.
Speaker 1: If less movies for them, it's gonna have to be nasty.
Speaker 3: Well, isn't that babe?
Speaker 8: Watch scene in there that I said.
Speaker 3: As are deranged? What way they like to watch the
Speaker 3: other cars? Wheels pop?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Why drive backwards on those weird rigid entrances? They talk
Speaker 3: backwards and watch them pop.
Speaker 4: It's like finding out what chimpanzees are really like.
Speaker 1: You know how you don't need to honk a weimo
Speaker 1: because you can't actually sit in the driver's seat, so
Speaker 1: there shouldn't be a horn. There is a horn, but
Speaker 1: it's not for car stuff. It's for horny stuff.
Speaker 5: The horn is for horny stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when the car honks it's coming.
Speaker 5: No, the honk is it's come.
Speaker 8: I don't want to make a movie for perverts.
Speaker 3: These guys are disgusting guys. They are so mean to me.
Speaker 3: They objectify me.
Speaker 5: What they objectify you.
Speaker 8: They like you slurs know.
Speaker 1: They say, oh, I have a flat tire, a flat tire,
Speaker 1: and then I thin down and then they bumped me
Speaker 1: with their bumpers.
Speaker 3: On my ass.
Speaker 4: So they're into human ass.
Speaker 5: They honk for coming into human ass, guys.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel uncomfortable, but I really do
Speaker 3: want them to honk for come and being humanness.
Speaker 5: You really, I'm a dude, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Crying, Craig, it's bad.
Speaker 4: Should we just should we just pretend like we're going
Speaker 4: to release the movie and then never release it.
Speaker 3: Let's just say I was working on it.
Speaker 5: I should just say keep working on it. I think
Speaker 5: there because I just saw a pair of headlights flash
Speaker 5: from around the periphery of the building.
Speaker 3: That's just my situationship.
Speaker 8: Are you are?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 3: Question?
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