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Speaker 1: And I invited you here thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: When you're a guest in my home, you gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your presences

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Speaker 1: how did you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to, I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. Thank god.

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Speaker 2: We're in the backyard. We're not on a computer or

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Speaker 2: anywhere on the internet. We're just an in the backyard.

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Speaker 2: What's happening in my life? I have the looming thread

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Speaker 2: of jury duty this week. We're calling, we're checking in

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Speaker 2: seeing if I have to go tomorrow. Analish isn't even

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Speaker 2: aware of this. And we have another recording this week,

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Speaker 2: so we'll just have to deal with that after the podcast.

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Speaker 2: And the dishwasher's broken. These are the things in my life.

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Speaker 2: So we're just going to pray for me, keep me

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Speaker 2: in your thoughts. Let's get into the podcast. Today's guest

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Speaker 2: is just terrific. He's so funny. It's Brian Husky.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to. I said no gifts for sure, thank you

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Speaker 3: for having me, And I just want to suddenly take

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Speaker 3: command of the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Please, I'm going to go and go in the house.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so jury duty I had that last week you were.

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Speaker 3: I was calling every day. Uh huh. Four days of

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Speaker 3: just glorious rejection, right, fantastic, always feeling great. Fifth day,

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Speaker 3: had to take my daughter to the doctor. Kaush had

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Speaker 2: Oh no, so you almost dodged the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: I almost. I almost crossed the line. I almost got

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Speaker 3: for jerry duty more than anyone I know. And I've

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Speaker 3: I've been called up like eleven times.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's almost yearly.

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Speaker 3: Because I respond no, no, Everyone's like, I just ignore,

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Speaker 3: what are you doing? I'm like, they might find me.

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Speaker 2: Right well, what I would like to get to the

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Speaker 2: threat of getting in trouble for me is huge.

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Speaker 3: Apparently for eight out of ten people, nothing happens. But

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Speaker 3: if you're a paranoid virgo type like me, it's like well,

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Speaker 3: it will happen to me, of course.

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Speaker 2: I mean I imagine there's some sort of fine or something.

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Speaker 3: But they say there's a fine, they say there's possible

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Speaker 3: I think you either have to have like an insane

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Speaker 2: They're like already a warrant out for your arrest. It's like,

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Speaker 2: I don't need anybody paying more attention to me. This

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Speaker 2: is the first time in LA that I've been called

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Speaker 3: Oh really, how long have you been here?

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Speaker 2: Well, I've been here for thirteen years, but the first

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Speaker 2: Have you ever actually been on a jury duty I've

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Speaker 3: So no, I've been very close there. It seemed to

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Speaker 3: So there's one time I was like, I'm supposed to

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Speaker 3: But then there's so in the in this same jury selection,

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Speaker 3: I know it would have been, and you know I

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Speaker 2: I'm very judgmental. I'm willing to take sides, so I

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Speaker 3: I mean, it is twenty twenty three. I make snap judgments.

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Speaker 3: They're like, I'm a bad listener. Oh he'll get this

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Speaker 2: But my question about the calling in and the listener

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Speaker 3: Don't think it's they have, Like so they have a

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Speaker 2: Room for a seat filler? Interesting? Yeah, well we'll see

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Speaker 3: Now nine out of ten of the cases are end

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Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, of course that's my plan to become a stone.

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Speaker 3: That's the only one that worked out. They shot so

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Speaker 2: My question about that show, and I've only seen a

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Speaker 2: you have to call in, you have all this official stuff.

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Speaker 2: How did they deal with that part of the guy

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Speaker 2: getting tricked into the show? I think they made a

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Speaker 3: I had a bunch of opinions because I was asked

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Speaker 2: It's a real, like a huge shattering someone's reality.

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Speaker 3: So my daughter was watching the show. She's really into it,

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Speaker 2: It is a just like teaching someone to never trust

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Speaker 3: It is a it is a further erosion of our

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Speaker 3: mistrust of what. I was wondering if they did some

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Speaker 2: Stuff, because that could go in such a horrible direction. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: a team as opposed to everybody kind of messing with

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he wasn't the idiot or the fool, but still

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Speaker 2: a fascinating I don't know how I would be able

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Speaker 3: Just what he said. For about a month or so afterwards,

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Speaker 3: filmed all the time. Oh no, then he literally got

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Speaker 3: called up for jury duty. He had to say, like,

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Speaker 3: is this is this season two? Like I don't understand

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Speaker 2: To get tricked again, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It'll be sure goods before the Supreme Court.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's fascinating. Well, good luck to him and yeah,

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Speaker 2: whatever is. God bless him, God bless him for doing

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Speaker 2: you know, hopefully he'll turn this into some kind of

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Speaker 2: like career that'll compete with us of being fooled constantly. No,

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Speaker 2: he'll be like he'll be selling vitamins on Instagram or something.

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Speaker 2: There will be some entertainment adjacent thing that he's doing.

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Speaker 3: He'll probably like be hired by some like fraud protection technology.

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Speaker 2: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 3: Nobody LIFs get fooled, especially me or the jury duty

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Speaker 3: system brings him in as the happy face. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 3: like the little video they have to watch.

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Speaker 2: Oh is there a video you have to watch? There's

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Speaker 2: always that feels like an acting opportunity. Oh yeah, well

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Speaker 2: I think they're still using the one from nineteen eighty three. Okay, right,

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Speaker 3: It's got the warbly sort of like video lines have

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Speaker 2: It's I haven't had to watch one of those videos

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a game where you really are trying to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love a game piece. I certainly love a

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Speaker 3: So boring is checkers?

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Speaker 2: I mean it looks like chess. Is it just chess

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Speaker 3: They're kind of different games. I mean it's like I

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, it's like a minimal chess.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do. You can move one way for

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Speaker 2: Right right.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, So it's like it's like Rooks who Become Kings.

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Speaker 2: Right, Oh, that's a nice title for something.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, pitching a new one like this is Checkers.

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Speaker 3: It's called Rooks w Become Kings. It's a coming of

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Speaker 3: It doesn't dress that game. Anyone can do it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: At this point, we were maybe going to get into chess,

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Speaker 3: I feel that way about Yellow Jackets right now. Oh interesting,

437
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,640
Speaker 3: I'm watching it with my My daughter is sixteen and

438
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,640
Speaker 3: she wants to be a writer, so I'm very enthusiastic

439
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,520
Speaker 3: to just watch anything with her and talk about it.

440
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 3: But this one, I was like, Eh, I don't know,

441
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 3: that's a big ask for me to just ignore this

442
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 3: reality and say that's happening.

443
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,679
Speaker 2: Yeah. That kind of happened with me with that series too.

444
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 2: I finished the first season, I was like, I don't

445
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 2: know that I need to keep going down this path. Yeah,

446
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,439
Speaker 2: I don't know that I'm ever going to be satisfied. Yeah,

447
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,400
Speaker 2: and I don't even know what I was feeling.

448
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,200
Speaker 3: While watch Yeah.

449
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I felt like I was watching fifty different

450
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 2: TV shows and I wasn't quite satisfied with anything. Yeah,

451
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 2: but I guess it was something I watched all ten episodes.

452
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 2: I wanted to know what was going on.

453
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, they will make moves or I'm like, oh,

454
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 3: that's interesting, But then it's kind of like me.

455
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 2: Well that's Brian's pointing out some noise. It's the local

456
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 2: elementary school.

457
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 3: Okay. I was going to say it's either like a

458
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 3: child riot or.

459
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 2: Well those happened frequently in this neighborhood too. My car

460
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 2: got burned.

461
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a bunch of burning cars and like little

462
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 3: toddlers running away. It's like your neighborhood.

463
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 2: No, I'm actually very confused by this school's schedule, and

464
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 2: maybe I've just been out of elementary too long. But

465
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 2: we're deep June at this point, and their kids screaming

466
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 2: over there, and then you'll be like mid march silence. Yeah,

467
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 2: which maybe it's you know, it's not the weather. It's

468
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 2: always recess weather in Los Angeles.

469
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 3: It's it's testing. Maybe the school.

470
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, it's very interesting, but that noise

471
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 2: bubbles up occasionally. We get garbage trucks coming through.

472
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 3: These are That's just part of life.

473
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: You gotta assume there will be a garbage truck coming

474
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 2: by it.

475
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 3: So, yeah, of course it's outdoor work.

476
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 2: No birds today, surprisingly, oh.

477
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 3: Me in the beginning of the eco collapse, right.

478
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 2: Don't say that on this podcast. There are a lot

479
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 2: of things on this podcast that have been said that

480
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 2: have been later manifested in a horrifying way.

481
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, sorry, Then I will probably be very quiet

482
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 3: for the rest of the.

483
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 2: This could spell the spell doom for all of us. Yeah,

484
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 2: let's get into another thing we need to talk about.

485
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 2: I was so excited to have you here today.

486
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 3: I'm excited to be here.

487
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 2: I thought we're going to have a good time. Brian,

488
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 2: so funny. What could possibly go wrong?

489
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

490
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 2: So you show up, I walk out the gate and

491
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 2: see you passing the house by a mile.

492
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 3: First of all, I was gonna bail, I'll be honest.

493
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,679
Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way he's gonna walk out.

494
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna leave my car walk home.

495
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: Enough is enough.

496
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 3: I'm walking home like it already. This is bullshit.

497
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 2: I find you on the sidewalk, lost and confused. Yeah,

498
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 2: holding a large yellow bag.

499
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 3: Your gift.

500
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's my gift. I brought you a gift, Brian.

501
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 2: Clearly you saw the emails the podcast is called. I said,

502
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 2: no gifts.

503
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, no, I well one. I can't read,

504
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 3: so I just I can read numbers. So that's why

505
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 3: I walked past. I was like, I think it's this number.

506
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 3: I've gone to a bunch of streets with your number

507
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 3: on it. I've been driving all morning trying to find you.

508
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: Your car is out of gas. That's why you were walking.

509
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 3: Try to find a and I don't have a phone

510
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 3: like I was trying to a quarter.

511
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've been through a lot this morning, and

512
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 2: this gift is for me. Well, I feel like you're here,

513
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 2: the cars out of gas, you're covered in sweat. Should

514
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: I just open it here on the podcast?

515
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 3: Sure? As I said before, let him hear it in

516
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 3: a large yellow bag, which is it what I assume

517
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 3: is like a tent bag. It's like one of these

518
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 3: bags you see it when you go camping. Yeah, is that?

519
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 2: I mean fair assumption.

520
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 3: It's a it's a plastic bag with a nylon strap,

521
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 3: bright yellow. Right, it says what does say sports? That's

522
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 3: very cute teat sports. And it's got a bunch of

523
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,199
Speaker 3: metal parts in it. So I'm just gonna let you right,

524
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 3: let you figure it out.

525
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: Listen to that clunking, I know, speaking of noise on

526
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 2: a Lisa. Is that horrifying for you? Okay, I'm opening

527
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 2: and you did put a bow on it, which is

528
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 2: very Yeah, yes, okay, we're opening. We're unzipping now. Oh,

529
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 2: I'm actually very It's a.

530
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 3: Lot of pipes, it's a lot of it's a lot

531
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 3: of rods and pipes with little little metal nubs and holes.

532
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 2: There's so many rods.

533
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

534
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: I like the This is a new sound for the podcast.

535
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 2: It's almost melodic.

536
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's some more of those.

537
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 2: I've probably pulled out ten to twelve rods so far.

538
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 3: And yeah, there's a lot of.

539
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 2: Shorter rod We're gonna go one by one. You got

540
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 2: another short rod.

541
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 3: So we're up to maybe twelve at this point.

542
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 2: Let's say we're pulling out another rod, which is got Oh,

543
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 2: this is a rod.

544
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 3: With a that's a specialized rod.

545
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,360
Speaker 2: This is a specialized rod with a nylon in a yeah,

546
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 2: nylon core.

547
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 3: It's got a joint to it.

548
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 2: I think may be rodless. No, there's one more. This

549
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: is the smallest rod of all. There we go.

550
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 3: So we've pulled out a bunch of rods. Hopefully they'll

551
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 3: fall over at some point and make that noise that

552
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 3: we need. Is that all this in the bag? Bottom?

553
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 3: It might be something else.

554
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: This bag is so long. It's so long. There's a

555
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: bunch of stuff at the bottom here.

556
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 3: If you're a hunting enthusiast, this this will be great

557
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 3: for that.

558
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: Okay, there's the tennis brochure.

559
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what I've given you is the pipes that

560
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 3: go to a portable short scale tennis net or badminton nets.

561
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 3: Oh incredible, there is no net.

562
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that. There are so many pipes for pipes

563
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 2: for it. It feels like fifty nets.

564
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 3: But it's just the pipes and the instructions which are substandard.

565
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 3: I put this together once and I vowed never to

566
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 3: do it again. I was so mad, so mad about it.

567
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 2: Well, let me put these down. Listener, brace yourself. There

568
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 2: may be a noise. Oh car stereo is just exploding.

569
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 3: All over the all the kids over there like, oh.

570
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 2: Right, I hear small tennis so good. Okay, So you

571
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 2: bought this initially with a net and put it together, Yeah,

572
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 2: what was the original intent for this?

573
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 3: The original intent is I love badminton.

574
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 2: I'm so glad to hear you say that.

575
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 3: I love it, and I've always been very obsessed with it,

576
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,719
Speaker 3: and I got really into it when I was I

577
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 3: was living in New York. I went and went down

578
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 3: south stayed with a friend of mine because at the

579
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 3: time I was a photographer, so I was working on

580
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 3: a paper for the summer, and we just started playing

581
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 3: badminton in his yard every day afterwards, and we got

582
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 3: obsessed with it, went back to New York, got some

583
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 3: other friends. We would go out to a field and

584
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 3: set up like the shitty net and stuff. Right, So

585
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 3: it was always I never got to sort of do

586
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: it like professionally. So I was like, I'm going to

587
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 3: invest in like a net and like, get my friends,

588
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: We're gonna make it a regular thing. And then I

589
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 3: just this is so frustrating.

590
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 2: And you were able to successfully get it together at

591
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 2: one point.

592
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 3: One time, and it took me an hour and a

593
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 3: half to build and we played for like thirty minutes

594
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 3: because we ran out of time.

595
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 2: Wait where were you?

596
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 3: We were in Alesion Park.

597
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 2: Okay, And so you basically didn't get to play badminton,

598
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 2: not much. You were just stressed and yeah, yeah.

599
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 3: And just frustrated. And I knew I had to take

600
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 3: it apart again and fear, and I did so much research.

601
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: I did so much like vetting, and people were so descriptive.

602
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 3: And then the other thing regarding the net. The net

603
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 3: like was outside for a little bit, within I don't know,

604
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 3: like two weeks of being outside, it just like brittle.

605
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 3: It just was plastic. So it just like fell apart.

606
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 3: So I didn't even so the net didn't even last.

607
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: From sugar or something.

608
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 3: But anyone who's listening who lives in the Los Angeles

609
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: area in sort of like the east Side the gla

610
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 3: Inn dale Y has drop in badminton.

611
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,719
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding, A dedicated, dedicated class.

612
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 3: But you stop to pay a monthly fee. Oh specially

613
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 3: charging over there. I think it's like seventy five bucks

614
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 3: a months.

615
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 2: It's a lot. It's a lot. I know that's a

616
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 2: considerable Have you been there?

617
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I joined for two years.

618
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 2: Okay, And are you good at badminton?

619
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good.

620
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not.

621
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 3: I've never been. I've successfully talked myself out of anything

622
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 3: athletic my whole life, right, right, my self esteem has

623
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: always been low in that department. And then I found

624
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 3: out I was like, oh, I'm actually good at sports.

625
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 3: I just never gave myself the chance.

626
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: Right. It is very satisfying and bed less. The pronunciation

627
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: of badminton is so baffling. Yeah, I mean it's really

628
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 2: a hard word to you want you're tempted to do

629
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: the N and the T the bad minton badminton. Yeah,

630
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: but badminton, badminton, badminton, badminton, badminton.

631
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 3: That's like the southern versions of badminton.

632
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 2: Badminton bad man. The sport itself is so non threatening.

633
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: It was the only one I was able to play

634
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 2: in high school. Yeah, because I didn't have like a

635
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: hard object flying at me. Yeah, I had this dainty

636
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 2: little thing flying through the air.

637
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 3: Have you played with a professional birdie though?

638
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: No?

639
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 3: With the feathered birdie, what did they.

640
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 2: I've never even seen one.

641
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 3: Oh God, bridgerd come on. If they are beautiful. They're

642
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 3: like they have a substantial white nose to them and

643
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 3: then they literally have goose feathers.

644
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: Oh and this is why they're called a birdie.

645
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 3: Yeah and so, and they can do some damage.

646
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: What is the front thing made of is it's like rubber.

647
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 3: It's like a little rubber. It's like a spongy rubber thing.

648
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: I hate hearing this because I feel so safe when

649
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 2: I'm playing badminton.

650
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 3: I mean, you're still safe, it's just the you know,

651
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 3: the the damage is like ah versus like oh okay.

652
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: But it's small enough to hit the eye and that

653
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 2: concerns me.

654
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

655
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 2: With you know, a basketball, a football.

656
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 3: You got a nerd up. You gotta wear goggles, do

657
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 3: you wear goggles. I have a class this one.

658
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 2: Do you put on like a uniform to play badminton

659
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: or you're just in jeans and a shirt shorts jeans like.

660
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 3: But I was also I was playing against like sixty

661
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 3: five year olds who were amazing who they also were

662
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 3: the amazing to the point where they just it's about

663
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 3: the better you are, the less you have to move.

664
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: Oh, you just kind of like and you have that

665
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: quiet confidence you just kind of.

666
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 3: Lean over and get out exactly where you want and stuff.

667
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 3: And then there were these there was some like forty

668
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 3: something fifty something dudes who were the hardcore guys, and

669
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 3: everyone's a nerd. Like they're all like, well, I've just

670
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 3: admitted to liking it, So it doesn't bode well for

671
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 3: the smith. You know, you found out what everybody did,

672
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 3: Like they worked in it or they like, you know,

673
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 3: they were retired game designers or whatever. They one was

674
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 3: an inventor not really, but yeah, everybody nobody was sort

675
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 3: of like, yeah, I used to work for the military.

676
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 3: I got into badminton.

677
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 2: I used to drive tanks. Yeah. I feel like badminton

678
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 2: is the sport for people with an older brother who

679
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 2: hit them.

680
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, essentially. Yeah, yeah, not that well.

681
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: I guess my brother, older brother kind of did hit me.

682
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 2: Not in you know, not in a call services way, right,

683
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 2: but in a way of being an older brother just

684
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: dominance dominant.

685
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 3: Yes, that's just like a hierarchy thing.

686
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I deserved it.

687
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I get that off vibe.

688
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 2: People should be punching me more often.

689
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 3: You're like, my, I have this new dog, Tony that

690
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 3: was at my ex wife's house and she's like, I

691
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 3: can't take them in my new place. We take him.

692
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 3: I was like, eh, Tony's kind of a he's kind

693
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 3: of a lot. And I've discovered that everyone hates Tony.

694
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 3: Oh no, like every living creature initially kind of hates him.

695
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 3: He's great, he's so sweet and he's so loving, but

696
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 3: like animals universally just are like fucking pussy. They just

697
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 3: hate him. He's just like he is just immediate, like

698
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 3: new kid at school.

699
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 2: What kind of dog is he?

700
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,959
Speaker 3: He He's I don't know.

701
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 2: This poor animal doesn't have a single person in this life.

702
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,479
Speaker 3: He says, he's okay, so he's probably like he's part poodle,

703
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 3: but he has that kind of wire hair. Okay, you know, not.

704
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 2: A pleasant creature.

705
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 3: He's cute, and then he's like, oh my god, like

706
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 3: I had a repair guy come by. He is like,

707
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 3: what happens to your dog? What is wrong with his hair?

708
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 3: I think nothing happened, that's just he was just born

709
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 3: that way. He's like, but he's okay.

710
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, he's okay. Well, could possibly be

711
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: happening in the dog's hair that it's drawing concern like that.

712
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 3: He just kind of looks like he is going through chemo. Oh,

713
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 3: or he just got electrocuted.

714
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 2: He's like a sickly dog.

715
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 3: He's sickly and he's not He's like he's almost like

716
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 3: a supermodel in real life, you know, you seem super models, like,

717
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 3: oh my god, he looks so weird, and then you

718
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 3: take a picture.

719
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: Of him You're like, wow, incredible, like another species.

720
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has perfect angles and then he has terrible,

721
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 3: terrible angles as well.

722
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh I feel terrible for this dog.

723
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 3: No, he's great. He's very very happy. Now you're taking

724
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: care of him. I'm taking care of him. But he

725
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 3: is literally harassed by my sixteen year old dog. He's

726
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 3: wearing a diaper.

727
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 2: Does he get snappy or is he like does he

728
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 2: just fall away.

729
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 3: Anything he gets. Okay, so we're on the couch, my

730
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 3: phone will get a text message and he jumps off

731
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 3: the couch in fear because he feels like it's an earthquake.

732
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: Get this dog of badminton racket. They're called a racket. Yeah,

733
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 2: you call it a racket in badminton? Yeah, what else

734
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 2: would we call it? Paddle?

735
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 3: A long paddle.

736
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 2: Do you own your own racket?

737
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, axt ax, that's a pretty good one.

738
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,959
Speaker 2: That's the brand. Yeah yo n I X.

739
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 3: Yo n E x oh on x.

740
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: Was it like a whole deal of like researching or

741
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,280
Speaker 2: did you just reach for the nearest racket?

742
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 3: To be honest, they were wedding gifts. A set of

743
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 3: four professional rackets.

744
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:55,959
Speaker 2: That's a good wedding gift.

745
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 3: It was very good because it was my buddy who

746
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 3: got it. I looped him into it.

747
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, But he didn't give you the net,

748
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 2: so we kind of created a problem.

749
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

750
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 2: Ultimately not a good wedding gift. Or he should have

751
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 2: coordinated with another friend to get the net.

752
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 3: He should have bought me a membership to like a

753
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 3: badminton club, or he should.

754
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 2: Have bought you an entire gym something like this part

755
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 2: of my home.

756
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 3: Like when I was walking up here, I was eyeing

757
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 3: your backyard and I was like, well, it's a little

758
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 3: too small, too small for badminton, but it's nice and flat.

759
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 3: So I'm always I'm always like searching.

760
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:31,879
Speaker 2: For I have a decent sized lawn for badminton. That's

761
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 2: kind of disappointing.

762
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't, it's not yours is good for no sport,

763
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 3: no sports. I guess like you can do some tumbling here.

764
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 2: I do a lot of backflips, I'm doing aerials. I'm

765
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 2: just I don't think summersaults should should be allowed to

766
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: be in the same category as flips and back handsprings. No,

767
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 2: almost anyone can do a summersault.

768
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 3: You'd be surprised.

769
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 2: It's so clunky. Yeah, it's not graceful like every other

770
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: one of those moves.

771
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 3: No, you know, because it's like it's you can't jump

772
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 3: into it. I mean, if you could do a fast summersault,

773
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 3: that's cool, but it's scary.

774
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 2: That looks scary.

775
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but most people are like here, I go, okay.

776
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 3: It's very much like Tony how he lives.

777
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 2: I don't think I could do a summersault. At this point. Seriously,

778
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: I don't think I feel like I would. My whole

779
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 2: body would just fling against the ground in a way

780
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: that would not feel good.

781
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 3: You don't understand how to curl anymore. No, I don't

782
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 3: think that to curl.

783
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: Up, I would like curl and then immediately just snap

784
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 2: back into this face plant.

785
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,280
Speaker 3: Do you feel like you could do a summersault? I do, Actually,

786
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 3: I think I do yoga, and I think that makes sense.

787
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 3: But I don't think I would recover well from it

788
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 3: or look great doing it.

789
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: No one looks good doing a summersault. Yeah, it's a

790
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: thing for children.

791
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 3: I did an improv show recently and ended up in

792
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 3: an extremely physical scene, and my girlfriend's at the show

793
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 3: and she was like, I was genuinely like, I was worried,

794
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 3: You're going to throw your back out? What were you doing?

795
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 3: We were just I was showing my daughter how our

796
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 3: family has sex. So there's a lot of very gymnastic,

797
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 3: violent move silent like sort of down like push like

798
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 3: push ups. They turned into leg kicks that turned into

799
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 3: flips and stuff.

800
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 2: That sounds extremely dangerous. It was very stangeous to hurt

801
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: yourself in front of a live audience. Oh my god,

802
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 2: nothing more humiliar. Yeah, but then you get a lot

803
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 2: of pity very quickly.

804
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a bummer. It's hard to recover everyone.

805
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 3: We'll get them offstage.

806
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 2: Talking about it for the rest of their lives.

807
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 3: First scene too, you've removed from.

808
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: The community, A terrible choice. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, none

809
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: of the But maybe I could take an adult gymnastics classes.

810
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 2: People do that now. I'm seeing a lot of people

811
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 2: on Instagram. Look, I'm proud of myself as an adult.

812
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 2: I'm doing gymnastic.

813
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 3: Did you do it as a kid?

814
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: No?

815
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: Did you? That's what I'm saying, Like I I in

816
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 3: I think like sixth grade. I went to my parents

817
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 3: like I think I want to learn to play soccer,

818
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 3: and they're like, okay, And at that point everybody had

819
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 3: been doing it. So I bailed on that. I took

820
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 3: like one karate class at the y Okay. Yeah. I

821
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 3: was the person who eventually, like for sports, I did

822
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 3: across country and track. So no hand eye coordination.

823
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: It's just a faster version of what you do every day, just.

824
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 3: Running for your life.

825
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: Do you have siblings. I do have a sister, and

826
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: was she athletic at all? No?

827
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 3: She did volleyball maybe.

828
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 2: Okay, that scares me to death. That's probably the scariest

829
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 2: sport for me. Yeah, that broken, Yeah, flying from the

830
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: ceiling essentially. Yeah, I don't think I could handle it.

831
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 3: I mean I was like, it was insane to me.

832
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 3: The idea of like baseball, Oh that for me. Do

833
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 3: you see? This thing is hard rock hard, and we're

834
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 3: throwing it as hard as we can each other and

835
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 3: hitting it at each other, and it's going high in

836
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 3: the air and then catching like holding up, like you

837
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 3: have to put your.

838
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 2: Body in its direction to catch it.

839
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 3: I never I caught everything with like eyes down, glove up.

840
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: It's surprising to me there aren't more baseball related injuries,

841
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: our deaths. Yeah, there should be more deaths. Every season

842
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 2: should bring one death.

843
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 3: I wonder what in the early days before they got

844
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 3: the hard helmets.

845
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 2: And it's so interesting. A lot of crushed skulls.

846
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, there had to be a lot of like to

847
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: get one to the to the temple.

848
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 2: Oh good lord, I can't imagine or directly to the eye.

849
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should go through the archives and see how

850
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 3: many like baseball pictures of guys getting taken away on

851
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 3: stretchers and just these graphic photos.

852
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 2: I believe that would happen. Yeah, I will never hit

853
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 2: a baseball. I've never hit one before, and I have

854
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 2: no reason to hit one.

855
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 3: Now, have you tried in earnest? Like did you are

856
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna do it?

857
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 2: You know? I was like pushed into it in elementary

858
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 2: and middle school, like you have to try, and then

859
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: there's a horrifying embarrassment. Everyone's looking at you and you're

860
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 2: not capable. You're scared of the ball flying at you.

861
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 2: You don't know how to hold the bat. You're holding

862
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 2: it like a fool. Everyone else already knows how to

863
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: hold the bat. Yeah, it really sets you up for

864
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 2: embarrassment in a way that like in basketball you can

865
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: kind of hide.

866
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 3: Nope, not me. You couldn't hide in basketball. Well I

867
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 3: could kind of. But then I like, as an actor,

868
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 3: I really do wish I had some basic sports skills,

869
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 3: because there have been like three or four times they

870
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 3: were like, Okay, so you're gonna be playing basketball in

871
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: this scene, I'm like, you gotta get a double because

872
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 3: I can't do it. I can't. You'll throw the ball

873
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: to me. I will just it'll deflate.

874
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 2: Everyone will know, everyone will totally know. Can you dribble

875
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: a basketball?

876
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 3: Barely?

877
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: Okay, this is making me feel slightly better about myself.

878
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 2: I think I can do that.

879
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 3: I can, I mean I can. I can stand in

880
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 3: one place and do it, But I can't dribble and run.

881
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: I can't shooting. I'm okay at okay weirdly.

882
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: So that's half of the well like percent of the battle.

883
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I was, if I if they could post

884
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 3: me near the the is it called them the goal

885
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 3: the hole, yeah, the point hole, and then they gave

886
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 3: me the ball and I could shoot. I would do okay,

887
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 3: But it's the moving up and down the field not great.

888
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm able to basically just not do anything

889
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 2: and run around, and everyone just doesn't trust me with

890
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 2: the ball, so it's just like, let him run.

891
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 3: So that's what I did. I mean, so you did

892
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: that in gym class where you just like kind of

893
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 3: run on the side.

894
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 2: And yeah, just bouncing around. Football is kind of the

895
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: same thing where people get to do their own thing.

896
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 2: But baseball, you're on center stage. Everyone's waiting for you

897
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 2: to sing a solo. It's horrible. Yeah, not for me,

898
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: and you never know when the solo is gonna come

899
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 2: or how fast? Like everybody's just like, all right, you're

900
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: all soloist, but you don't know when get ready?

901
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 3: Terrible sport and here comes a conductor.

902
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 2: Do you like to watch baseball? No?

903
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know.

904
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 2: I like to eat a hot dog.

905
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I've got when I've gone to the

906
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 3: big events, like and live to a live concert, baseball concert.

907
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 3: I like those.

908
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 2: But it's more like getting to chat with friends and

909
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: there's something going on. Yeah, it's not like a basketball

910
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 2: game where you kind of have to focus.

911
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 3: Have you ever gone to a hockey game?

912
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: No?

913
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 3: Of you I have?

914
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 2: Is that fun to watch or scary?

915
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 3: It's confusing?

916
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 2: Oh, it's confusing.

917
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 3: It's confusing, and it's something's always happening. It's constantly. It's

918
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 3: hard to follow the thing. And I didn't understand that

919
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 3: there was that fighting was allowed.

920
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 2: Is it actually allowed?

921
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 3: It is?

922
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 2: Why is that a part of the game.

923
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 3: I don't know. But it is such a like it

924
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 3: is such an agreed upon barbaric element where you're like, yeah,

925
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 3: I mean these guys will fight each other. Because I

926
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 3: thought I was like, oh my god, they're fighting that.

927
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 3: My friend's like, yeah, that's he checked him, so he

928
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 3: gets to check him back, and then he's gonna end

929
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 3: up in the box.

930
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 2: It's like why that's how are they not constantly fighting?

931
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, it should just start with fighting.

932
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 3: It just I don't know. It's really crazy.

933
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,919
Speaker 2: And what ends the fight?

934
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 4: Do you have?

935
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 2: Is there any rule where they're like okay, now we

936
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 2: I think.

937
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I think it's just a referee, like it's in there.

938
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 3: Actually stop.

939
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,439
Speaker 2: Seen enough.

940
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 3: It's such a it's it's it was so confusing.

941
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: What a bizarre sport. I think I wouldn't mind watching

942
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: that once.

943
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 3: It feels like a sport that was started by prison

944
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 3: wardens in like you know, Maine.

945
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 2: Prison wardens with a lot of spare ice skates.

946
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like I give them something. I mean,

947
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 3: they might cut us with it, but maybe if they

948
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 3: enjoy it enough, they can go do it.

949
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a pretty it's like a weirdly brutal but

950
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 2: it looked like everything you're wearing looks fairly modern or

951
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 2: almost like yeah, you could wear a space but it

952
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 2: feels like something that was invented by Vikings or something.

953
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very weird.

954
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: I can't picture when that could have possibly been invented.

955
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 3: Did you ever do soccer?

956
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 2: Didn't do soccer, which is one sport that I feel like,

957
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 2: had my parents put me in it, I would have

958
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: at least been a D plus.

959
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,479
Speaker 3: I think I would have been I think I would

960
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 3: have been a be minus. Maybe I think I would

961
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 3: have been good. Actually, I just never And because when

962
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 3: I that was one like there's a certain point in

963
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 3: gym class, I was like, all right, I'm gonna try today,

964
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, I can do this.

965
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 3: I sort of do that. I couldn't do fancy stuff,

966
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 3: but sure we.

967
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: Could kick the ball and I would kick it, run

968
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 2: up and down, down, And I felt like most of

969
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 2: the kids in my school, at least in my school,

970
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 2: where the soccer players were good eggs, they were like

971
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 2: pretty well adjusted. They weren't as jockey as the other sports.

972
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, ours was a mixed bag. Oh okay, that's pretty right.

973
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: Well, then maybe I got lucky.

974
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 3: There was Tate Taylor. Taylor was real, and then ute

975
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 3: and then there's that guy who's at the O'Connor Connor

976
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 3: who's like crazy pigeon toad. He was like this amazing athlete.

977
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 2: Oh good for him, for overcoming that man he had,

978
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,479
Speaker 2: I mean crazy, but he had a bad attitude. Yeah,

979
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 2: he was just was like he was just rich and

980
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 2: beautiful and athletic. Right, and Connor is such a soccer name.

981
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 3: Oh my god, such a Southern name too, Taylor her.

982
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 2: Andson speaking of North Carolina and Charlotte. I visited there

983
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 2: a few years ago, and I don't want to say

984
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 2: anything bad about the city, but.

985
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 3: It was can't I know when I love lives there anymore.

986
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 2: It's a very sterile place, would you say.

987
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 3: That it is? And it was. It was a in

988
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 3: the probably early nineties. It became a banking epicenter of

989
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 3: the East coast. Right, they were sort of like bridging

990
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 3: the financial gap between Atlanta and New York or something,

991
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 3: and it really like got super sanitized.

992
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was an odd experience.

993
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like one of those there's a lot. That's

994
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 3: the thing I kind of like about southern cities is like,

995
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 3: I feel like you can go to a town it's like, wow,

996
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 3: there's nothing here, and you have to dig a little bit,

997
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 3: you know that one you had to dig?

998
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: I mean I dug and I found the Billy Graham Library.

999
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 2: Which have you been there? No, everybody's got to go

1000
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 2: to this thing. It's really wild. They've got a singing cow,

1001
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 2: They've got i mean, some very scary thing. You get

1002
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 2: to visit his grave.

1003
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1004
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 2: The uber driver taking you there.

1005
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 3: Was confused, why were you in the city.

1006
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,439
Speaker 2: Like, my boyfriend was on tour with with Ley Miz

1007
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 2: and so I went to see him there. I was

1008
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 2: trying to entertain myself during the day, and it was

1009
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 2: either Billy Graham or the NASCAR Museum and we'll do

1010
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 2: the insane Christian stuff and fascinating.

1011
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1012
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say plan a trip around it. No, but

1013
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 2: if you're in Charlotte, I mean you want to see

1014
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 2: an animatronic cow sing about Jesus or something, it's worth

1015
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 2: a look. And I think it's free.

1016
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I don't have my my I mean my

1017
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 3: family is like two three generations there and everyone's passed away.

1018
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 3: But my my house was like a mile from where

1019
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 3: my grandmother's house was, and then her house was it

1020
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: was across the street from where her great grandmother's general

1021
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 3: store used to be. Oh wow, yeah, and so and

1022
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 3: then the how the down at the bottom of our

1023
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 3: street was the field that used to be the old

1024
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 3: dairy field where my dad, my grandfather used to work

1025
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 3: at the dairy farm and stuff. So that I like that,

1026
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,280
Speaker 3: like that, that kind of like a legacy and continuity

1027
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 3: and stuff.

1028
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 2: Be able to trace your roots back to a general store.

1029
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 2: I know what a feeling. Yeah, that's very exciting.

1030
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 3: It's not there anymore.

1031
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 2: We've got to have more general stores.

1032
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1033
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: I think it's time to play a game. Oh all right,

1034
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 2: we're gonna play a game called Gift Master. I need

1035
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 2: a number between one and ten from you.

1036
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 3: Okay, do I give it to you now? Yes? Seven? Okay.

1037
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 2: I have to do some light calculating to get our

1038
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 2: game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend, do

1039
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: whatever you want with the microphone. I'll be right back.

1040
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: So I'm curious if he's pitched this game, because I

1041
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 3: could hook him up with a guy. Now he's out

1042
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 3: of it. Now he might be and he does board games.

1043
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 3: Could you sell a podcast game? Maybe you could? Well

1044
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 3: know I've lost interest. I might take off just one more.

1045
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 3: I guess I'll try to build this net. Just have

1046
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 3: the pipes. Those not gonna nothing's gonna hold it up.

1047
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 2: Okay, what a horrible use of the time. Look up

1048
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 2: Brian online or something. Google his name, find him on

1049
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 2: social media.

1050
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 3: That padded that pretty well.

1051
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 2: I could barely hear you, so god knows.

1052
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 3: Okay, when you listen back, you're gonna be horrified.

1053
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 2: Give us some gross stuff that will be edited out.

1054
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 2: This is called gift Master. I'm gonna name three celebrities,

1055
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 2: three gifts things you can give away. You're going to

1056
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 2: tell me which of these gifts you'll give, which of

1057
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 2: the people and why? Does that make perfect sense?

1058
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 3: I hope I know the celebrities.

1059
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 2: I think you'll know the celebrities. There's one in here

1060
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: that I barely I can, like picture a silhouette and

1061
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: the hair color probably okay. Oh, and I should tell

1062
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 2: the listener you can buy this game on the internet.

1063
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 2: Google the podcast. I don't know where it is.

1064
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 3: Oh you can't. Okay. Then when back, I was gonna

1065
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,959
Speaker 3: I was going to connect you with my my ex

1066
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:58,760
Speaker 3: brother in law.

1067
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: You're fishing the game. But now get together. Ye yeah,

1068
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 2: I'm one step ahead of him. I've already got his

1069
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 2: retirement of failure. Okay. So Jeff Bezos, oh, I haven't

1070
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: told you these yet. By the gifts, anything.

1071
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 3: I can give Jeff Bezos to somebody. I would love

1072
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 3: to give him to Elon.

1073
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: Musk, do you know what and watch him eat each other. No,

1074
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 2: the three celebrities are Jeff Bezos, Ashley Tisdale. This is

1075
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: the one that I'm I'm like, I think this is

1076
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: a blonde celebrity. Yeah, and we'll be Goldberg. Okay, so

1077
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 2: you can you know at least two of those people good.

1078
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 2: And I know the name Ashley Tisdale's I would pronounced

1079
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 2: it could be Ashley Tisdall.

1080
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 3: She's a major talent, a major player.

1081
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 2: Ashley is never going to come on this podcast. Ashley,

1082
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 2: I'm begging forgive me. Okay, those are the celebrities. These

1083
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 2: are the gifts you'll be giving. Number one is an experience,

1084
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 2: a night they'll never forget. It's a nice experience to

1085
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 2: give you.

1086
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: Wait, that's the gift.

1087
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the gift you'll be giving them.

1088
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 3: That could go, That could be anything. That could be

1089
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 3: that you're gonna get kidnap up. You're gonna be drowned

1090
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 3: for a little bit, but just to the point of death.

1091
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,240
Speaker 3: So okay, so that's of my choosing.

1092
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,720
Speaker 2: Yes, that is absolutely go crazy. This is a listener

1093
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 2: suggestion somebody named Savannah wrote in and suggested beans loose

1094
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 2: or wet are loose beans like dry beans?

1095
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 3: I assume, so when I was thinking it's not coffee

1096
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 3: beans like I guess that's.

1097
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 2: Any type of bean you want.

1098
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, there's a lot of room to play here.

1099
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 3: And then number three is night vision that you are

1100
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 3: giving the person the ability to have night vision.

1101
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 2: Again, we know there's a product called night vision, a

1102
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 2: piece of technology you could okay, but there's also a

1103
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 2: supernatural skill you could have. So it's really up to you.

1104
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go with the technology, which I just

1105
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 3: think is probably like nineteen ninety nine Amazon glasses from

1106
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 3: the you know, made in Jena that sort of just

1107
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 3: have like lights on them.

1108
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 2: Okay, So what will you be giving to who and why?

1109
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 3: Well, Jeff Bezos, I'm gonna give the night to remember, okay,

1110
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 3: because I'm going to plan the night and it's going

1111
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 3: to be sadistic, and hopefully he will learn that billionaires

1112
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 3: need to sort of like pitch in a little bit.

1113
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 2: I almost feel like he's probably reached the level of

1114
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: numbness of a billionaire that he would love that.

1115
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, he probably would. I mean it would be like

1116
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 3: he's like, oh I love the movie the game is

1117
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 3: it like that? I want more of that in my life.

1118
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that could could be a perfect gift. Yeah,

1119
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 2: and it allows you a little satisfaction. Yeah, hopefully leave him.

1120
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was going to book him on

1121
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 3: this submersible event, but that company is no longer.

1122
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 2: You're starting your own submersial company and you don't need

1123
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 2: a life pretty easy, you need a video game control and.

1124
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 3: Like, oh god, so fascinating.

1125
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: Yes, a bag of wet beans okay, wet Yeah, bag

1126
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 2: of wet beans to whoodp be Goldberg because I think

1127
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 2: she would think that is maybe funny. I bet you

1128
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 2: would be behind that.

1129
00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1130
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 2: And also it's like a handy snap and I.

1131
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 3: Think it would be literally like a can't like a

1132
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 3: Jumbo from Costco, like big baked beans poured into a

1133
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 3: paper bag and then hand it over as it's like

1134
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 3: sopping and.

1135
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: Dripping, the bag is disintegrated totally.

1136
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 3: She has like she has like thirty seconds to do

1137
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 3: something else quickly, and then the night Vision just gonna

1138
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 3: give to Ashley because maybe she can wear them on

1139
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 3: stage if she goes on stage. We don't really know.

1140
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 2: At least does actually do stage work. Do you have

1141
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: any idea?

1142
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 4: I mean, I know her from her incredible work on

1143
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 4: High School Musical.

1144
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 2: So interesting.

1145
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I was gonna I was gonna say she

1146
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 3: was like a Nickelodeon.

1147
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 2: I was ficturing somebody very blonde, and that's correct.

1148
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 3: Yes, but she she's like dirty blonde, and then she

1149
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 3: super blonded herself.

1150
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 2: Right, I'm assuming platinum.

1151
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1152
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 3: Does she has her sister? I feel like Harry, I

1153
00:52:54,960 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 3: feel like they're Yeah, Sherry, Marcyale, Marcie distals a very

1154
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 3: There's got to be at least one other sean.

1155
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 4: Jenniferdale, and.

1156
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 2: Boost her.

1157
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 3: She made a go.

1158
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 4: Of it, says an American actress and singer was in

1159
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 4: bring it on, in it to win it.

1160
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody put her name into IMDb. Let's get her

1161
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 2: star rating out. Yeah, make her her the game next time. Yeah,

1162
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 2: what was her name? Jennifer Tisdale? J doesn't sound like

1163
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 2: as much fun, but that.

1164
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 3: One I'm just going to send to her like with

1165
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 3: no no return address, no information.

1166
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 2: That's a scary gift to get any out. It's like,

1167
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 2: be prepared for what's coming for you.

1168
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 3: Good night. I'm just gonna a note there says good

1169
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 3: night sweet.

1170
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 2: Sweeteans perfectly played.

1171
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, thoughtful, thoughtful are not going to appreciate not

1172
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 3: at all.

1173
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: There's nothing scary about anything there, and whoop, he walks

1174
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 2: away with a giant bag.

1175
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 3: Of being probably never gotten it. No, I mean, I

1176
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 3: think I mean that for people like that, like you said,

1177
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,879
Speaker 3: it's like for them to get anything that haven't gotten before,

1178
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 3: it probably like super thrilling.

1179
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really feel like getting uh the ultra wealthy gifts.

1180
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 2: You just have to inconvenience them. That's the gift. The

1181
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 2: only thing they don't get anymore.

1182
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 3: Well, it's probably and I bet they get off on

1183
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 3: something that is super thrifty. You know.

1184
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 2: I feel like I haven't seen one of these in

1185
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 2: years since I was drinking out of the gutter.

1186
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,280
Speaker 3: Kind of like coupons. You just give them some coupons,

1187
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 3: they get really excited.

1188
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 2: I've met rich people give each other coupons all the

1189
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 2: time as a gag gift. How poor?

1190
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 3: I feel like billionaires are inherently like what's the what

1191
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 3: is the term? If you're really thrifty, if you're really

1192
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 3: like job.

1193
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 2: Frugal, frugal, frugal, I think that's one of the things

1194
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 2: you have to be as a boy scout. I should

1195
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 2: have remembered that nine they're like nine qualities or something.

1196
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 2: And frugal as.

1197
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 3: Well, frugality, judgmental, just a bunch of horrible.

1198
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 2: Well, but there's a difference and cheapness. Frugal yea, like

1199
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 2: smart about using money. Yeah, and then there's cheapness cheapnesses

1200
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 2: which is you just let it. You know, you don't

1201
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 2: spend money on anything, just like money hoarding, money hoarding.

1202
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it speaks to childhood trauma probably, yeah. Yeah, and

1203
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 3: we're talking about me here, essentially absolutely terrified to spend five.

1204
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 3: That is why you made a podcast where you get

1205
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 3: free things.

1206
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 2: I'm selling these things, these pipes. I mean I could

1207
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 2: sell them individually together, I could make a piece of art.

1208
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 2: I will earn thousands off of it.

1209
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 3: I was about to put this on like next door

1210
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 3: and say who wants a net thing? And I would

1211
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 3: have just given them a bag of pipes because I

1212
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 3: didn't know. I forgot that the net wasn't in there

1213
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 3: until you start pulling things out, and I was like,

1214
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: oh right, the net fell apart.

1215
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 2: And then you would have seen on what's the other

1216
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 2: app the probably on next dooor somebody getting beaten with money.

1217
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 2: These someone attacked with pipe. Yeah, so you've probably brought

1218
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 2: them to the safest place they could possibly be.

1219
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 3: Actually, what I'd like you to do is see how

1220
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 3: long because there are a bunch of I think you

1221
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 3: can just make it one really long pipe of this

1222
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 3: because they all they all have like a hole that

1223
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 3: went in and then like the little clicky thing of the.

1224
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely going to do that, and I'm going to

1225
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 2: reach for something.

1226
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 3: Just erect in your backyard. A sculpture. He mean sculpture.

1227
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna I'll make good use of those. It's

1228
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 2: a perfect gift.

1229
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 3: Love it.

1230
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 2: This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called

1231
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 2: I Said No Emails. People write into I Said No

1232
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 2: Gifts at gmail dot com. Nobody asked them to. They're

1233
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 2: sending emails. They have problems. The listeners have situations in

1234
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,399
Speaker 2: their lives. I'm not proud of the listener base. Most

1235
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 2: of these people. Their lives are just dirt at this point.

1236
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 2: They're you know, they're begging for answers, and so I

1237
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 2: try to.

1238
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 3: Help with great sympathies with you know, I have.

1239
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 2: A big heart and I you know, I try to

1240
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 2: spread for these garbage people.

1241
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, these emotional lepers that you like, deemed to walk

1242
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 3: amongst uh.

1243
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 2: So they write in with the problems. Will you help

1244
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 2: me answer a question?

1245
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.

1246
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 2: Brian's walking away again.

1247
00:56:58,719 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 3: I am pissed off.

1248
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm just assuming here you're gonna help me. Yeah,

1249
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 2: Beth has written and oh, I'm answering this backwards. That's

1250
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 2: an interesting thing for me to do. Anally's answering. I'm

1251
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 2: out of my mind. I'm reading the email backwards. Let's

1252
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 2: read it forwards. Hello, Bridger and guest. My husband's birthday

1253
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 2: is coming up and I have absolutely no idea what

1254
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 2: to get him.

1255
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 3: Should I divorce him? Yes?

1256
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 2: Yes, get out of there. He is turning fifty nine

1257
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 2: and his interests are working out, cleaning mostly just the kitchen,

1258
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 2: household floors and his car. Feel a little bit of

1259
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 2: resentment there, and drinking good bourbon and wine. We've been

1260
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 2: married over twenty three years, and I feel like it's

1261
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 2: all been done before as far as gift giving goes.

1262
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 3: He sounds depressed. If his hobbies are working out, cleaning,

1263
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 3: and drinking, probably all at once, just like that's the

1264
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 3: cycle of the day.

1265
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 2: He gets drunk, puts on some ankle weights and mops.

1266
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 3: The manically, like cleans the like hoses down the driveway,

1267
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 3: and drinks.

1268
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 2: But do you have any suggestions for me? Warm regards,

1269
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 2: And we already know it's Beth. Yes, Beth is in

1270
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 2: a marriage that has been on the rocks for years.

1271
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 2: She resents this guy for only doing some of the

1272
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 2: stuff around the house's She.

1273
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 3: Didn't even say, like he works out like that could

1274
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 3: be anything like.

1275
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 2: Right, we have to assume that he is just built

1276
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 2: to hell, you know, he's this is a guy that's

1277
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:30,800
Speaker 2: on stage flexing what is that called bodybuilding? Bodybuilder competitive

1278
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 2: bodybuilding compotity, building compodity. He's drunk on stage. Yes, so tan.

1279
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 2: So she just needs a gift idea for her She

1280
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 2: needs a gift idea, and she's tired of thinking about him.

1281
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 2: So she's offloaded the idea on a podcast. Twenty three years.

1282
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 2: So they've been giving each other things, you know, bourbon

1283
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 2: and wine. It's hard to say, what do you do

1284
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 2: when your interests are cleaning clean?

1285
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 3: I know, I was like I feel like, I mean,

1286
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 3: I fell asleep at that one and then I woke

1287
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 3: myself back up to find out what the last one was.

1288
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 2: I feel like one thing she could give him as

1289
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 2: she goes missing for a few days, there's some excitement.

1290
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 3: There's some excitement. I was gonna say, stage a mess, like,

1291
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 3: oh interesting, ruin the house. Just I don't know if

1292
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 3: you know. She just like she can go to the

1293
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 3: sort of like poopy route, or she can just do

1294
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 3: a bloodstained thing, or you know, a red wine party

1295
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: on the white rug. But like, really give him that.

1296
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 2: Cleaning the animals everywhere?

1297
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just put it. Do a Craigslist ad,

1298
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 3: just say like wild party this address. Let whoever shows

1299
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 3: up go crazy, and then he has a clean up.

1300
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 2: Or speaking of craigslist, free dogcare, free dog care, Yeah,

1301
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 2: she offers free dog care for a week. She sends

1302
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 2: him on vacation. So that's part of the treat. She's like,

1303
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 2: go away for the weekend, treat yourself to some working

1304
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: outs elsewhere. Well, he's away, she offers free dog care.

1305
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 2: People are bringing their dogs. The dogs are just messing

1306
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 2: up the house in every direction.

1307
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 3: How about free elderly dog care.

1308
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, that's I mean, that'll get the job done

1309
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 2: very fast.

1310
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you could just put the asterisk incontinence, welcome,

1311
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 3: you know, leakage and courage.

1312
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 2: Encourage, and then he comes back to this absolute mess

1313
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 2: and Beth can hit the road. Yeah, she says, I

1314
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 2: want out enjoy the house. You're gonna love the little

1315
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: project I left you. I think we've answered that question perfectly.

1316
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 3: Feel like he's going to kick it up a notch

1317
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 3: though for them. You think that's going to bring a

1318
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 3: new spark, a whole new spark. Really, she doesn't know.

1319
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 3: He doesn't know what she's going to range, but he

1320
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 3: knows he's going to.

1321
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 2: Get messy, and there are going to be animals involved.

1322
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 3: So messy.

1323
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 2: Well, then Beth is probably gonna be writing in twenty

1324
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 2: three years from now with another question. Yeah, because she'll

1325
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,480
Speaker 2: still be in this rock solid marriage.

1326
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 3: And so he's fifty nine, that'll make him eighty two two,

1327
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 3: and his hobbies will be still drinking.

1328
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 2: He's gonna be fitter than ever.

1329
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 3: No, he's gonna be watching workout videos and then he

1330
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 3: likes to he likes to buff his wheelchair.

1331
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 2: Well, we'll have to. We've got twenty three years to

1332
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 2: think about us next to you. Yeah, Beth, I'm so

1333
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 2: glad that she wrote in.

1334
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 3: It's very very trusting her.

1335
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, hopefully she just moves forward with that plan.

1336
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 2: Otherwise I don't know what to tell her because she's

1337
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 2: obviously reached her last resort. I'm deleting the email goodbye, Beth.

1338
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 3: It is funny the and I'm not ashamed of At first,

1339
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 3: I had some judgment of it when I'm like, you

1340
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 3: know what, my friend put it in the terms like

1341
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 3: why leave cheddar on the table? But I'm doing cameos now.

1342
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 2: Oh, you're doing see this is what you need to promote.

1343
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I am on cameos and I actually really

1344
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 3: enjoy it for the most part. Right, there have been

1345
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,439
Speaker 3: some insane ones.

1346
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 2: What have like what have been the worst ones You've

1347
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 2: had to do?

1348
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 3: The most challenging ones have been someone who was she

1349
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 3: had gotten out of rehab for heroin addiction, relapsed, was

1350
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 3: having a really hard time, and I was to give

1351
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 3: them a pep talk. Oh they and I think there

1352
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 3: might have been some like some suicidal attempts, Like it

1353
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 3: was loaded.

1354
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 2: There was a lot going on, and they're putting that

1355
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 2: weight on you.

1356
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And they had been and they had done

1357
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 3: a lot of like step work through like alcoholics anonymous

1358
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 3: and stuff and in a so, yeah, I did it,

1359
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 3: And I do voices for Bob's Burger's right, so I

1360
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 3: do a character on there. So I just spoke to

1361
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 3: them in that voice but got really like dark, and

1362
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 3: they said it was perfect. But it was like it

1363
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 3: was like it was writing the line where they would

1364
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 3: have been like, oh my god, what the hell did

1365
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 3: you just do? But then there's another one that I'd

1366
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 3: rejected with there, like somebody was being had cheated on

1367
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 3: his girlfriend, what was just trying to get her back?

1368
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 3: Would I do something funny to get her back? And

1369
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 3: I just said, like want, No, I don't want any

1370
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 3: part of this. Man.

1371
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: That is such a crazy thing to turn to. What

1372
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 2: is that?

1373
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 3: But the thing I was going to say to maybe

1374
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 3: think of is like people when they say, hey, will

1375
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 3: you wish so and so a birthday? Or will you

1376
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 3: give them a pep talk? They give like very minimal information,

1377
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 3: and so they're just like, just talk to the strangers.

1378
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 2: Just invent things.

1379
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, just speculate on what you think they're going through

1380
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 3: and what you should say to them.

1381
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 2: It feels like it's only going to make the situation worse,

1382
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 2: I know.

1383
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 3: So like with this you're like, Okay, well this is

1384
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 3: the summation of your husband. So we have three elements

1385
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 3: that are like the totality of who he is and

1386
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 3: what makes him happy?

1387
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 2: Right, Wow, Well that's fascinating.

1388
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you do.

1389
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 2: I've never done it. I've thought it scares me in

1390
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 2: that way of like what if I I think I

1391
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,959
Speaker 2: would immediately be like, oh, I don't want to say that. Yeah,

1392
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you about that.

1393
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 3: It's very weird. It's it definitely ventures into the uncomfortable.

1394
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 3: Like I like performing, but I don't like performing as

1395
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 3: myself sometimes right, or I don't like I don't like

1396
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 3: presenting myself. I was like, you know me from this,

1397
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 3: because I feel like that's like a shoe salesman be like, hey,

1398
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 3: you know me from Chileng shoes.

1399
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 2: Like I don't care, but but you should take advantage.

1400
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 3: I totally that. And my my friend is like, who

1401
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 3: said that catchy phrase don't leave cheddar on the table

1402
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 3: for whatever reason. I was like, you're right, of course,

1403
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 3: and shambles yeah. And it was offered during pandemic, and

1404
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 3: I had my own feelings of like oh God, is

1405
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 3: this like is this the nail in the coffin like that.

1406
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 3: And then I went on there and looked and I

1407
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, everyone, everybody's everyone's on there,

1408
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 3: and they're charging nine hundred dollars to just you know,

1409
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 3: fran dressers on there are She'll charge four hundred dollars

1410
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 3: to talking at high pitch, whiny voice and show her

1411
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 3: like her black and white living room.

1412
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 2: What does she need four hundred dollars for? I don't know, man, what.

1413
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 3: Am I getting enough residuals?

1414
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 2: I know your future genera he's not going to get them.

1415
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 3: But I got my eye.

1416
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 2: She must have a fire hose of money coming in

1417
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 2: from the cameo. She must just like pound them out

1418
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 2: in a day. It's like doing those radio spots for

1419
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 2: musicians where they're like smooth eighty eight three, I'm Britney

1420
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:15,120
Speaker 2: Spears or whatever.

1421
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 3: You Yeah, totally And if you look at if you

1422
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: go through and look through it, thousands of people I

1423
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 3: don't know, thousands of people who are famous for I

1424
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 3: don't know why, Like everyone is famous for something vague now.

1425
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 2: I mean, my boyfriend had he sent his mom soap

1426
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 2: star named like muscles or something. He's like, he's probably

1427
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:38,439
Speaker 2: eighty years old. Now, but he's always in the tank top. Yeah,

1428
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 2: something like this, And he sent a cameo and she

1429
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 2: loved it. Yeah, I would have never. I mean that

1430
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 2: means literally nothing to me.

1431
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 3: I know that other people.

1432
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 2: She's been watching him on Days of our Lives or

1433
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 2: whatever for fifty years. Yeah, how to have her cameo?

1434
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so look up on a cameo. I would be

1435
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 3: more enthusiastic about it. But the ones that are cool

1436
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 3: are actually cool when you get feedback and you can

1437
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 3: tell the person's not crazy or you know, I don't

1438
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 3: know where, they appreciate it, and they appreciate it like, oh,

1439
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 3: that's a normal person who likes me. Yeah. And there

1440
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 3: was one as like they were haven't They just said

1441
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 3: like they're just kind of bummed out and depressed and

1442
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 3: if you just said something funny And then that person

1443
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 3: wrote back and they're like, you know what, actually helped me.

1444
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 2: So that's very nice.

1445
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 3: So I am a wonderful person.

1446
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 2: You're doing a lot of service.

1447
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 3: I am really changing the world.

1448
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 2: Well, I mean speaking of changing the world, I now

1449
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 2: have fourteen metal pipes. You have a backyard sculpture that

1450
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 2: you'll be creating, Yes, I will be creating a very

1451
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:35,480
Speaker 2: long straw or something, and then you've got a tote

1452
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 2: bag for all your rifles. I'm ready to go hunting.

1453
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 3: Ready to go hunting.

1454
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, so look for me in the forest. Look for

1455
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 2: me in the woods, and you'll be able to see

1456
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 2: my structure from space, imagine or at least a low

1457
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 2: flying helicopter.

1458
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 3: Do you ever regift the gifts?

1459
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,640
Speaker 2: I haven't yet, really I have. I'm gathering garbage right.

1460
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 2: The hope is to start doing live shows where actually

1461
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 2: we give things away. Yeah, which is maybe a bad

1462
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,680
Speaker 2: idea to start a live show to get rid of things, yeah,

1463
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 2: but it feels like it would be a fun part

1464
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 2: of the show of Oh look, here's something.

1465
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna if I know your next guest, I'm gonna

1466
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 3: suggest a wet bag of beans.

1467
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 2: I will that, you know, lawyers will become involved something

1468
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 2: I'll have. I will destroy that person in some way.

1469
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 2: I'll undermine them.

1470
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 3: Sure.

1471
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for being here. I've had such a

1472
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 2: great time. This is a delight listener. The podcast is over.

1473
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 2: You're flying to Cameo, you're googling Brian, You're doing whatever

1474
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 2: you want. I'm not going to push you around, you know,

1475
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna release my control over you because the podcast

1476
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:48,200
Speaker 2: is over. Go do whatever you want. I love you, goodbye,

1477
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 2: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1478
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 2: produced by our dear friend Annalise Nilson, and it's beautifully

1479
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 2: mixed by Leona Squilatchi. And we couldn't do it without

1480
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 2: our guest booker, Patrick Coottner. The theme song, of course,

1481
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 2: could only come from a miracle worker, Amy Man. You

1482
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 2: must follow the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts.

1483
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1484
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 2: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1485
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 2: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1486
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: And I invited you hear Thunda man myself perfectly clear.

1487
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

1488
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no, guests, you're our

1489
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:45,760
Speaker 1: presences presence enough and I already had too much stuff,

1490
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to survey me