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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Glaser.

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Speaker 3: Here's Nikky.

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Speaker 1: Hello here, I am welcome to the podcast Nikky Glaser Podcast.

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Speaker 1: The whole gang is back together today. Taylor is here. Hey, heyo,

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Speaker 1: she's here in the studio with me. It's nice to

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Speaker 1: have you here. Brian Frangie is with us today.

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Speaker 4: I'm alive.

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Speaker 1: You're alive.

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Speaker 4: You're here.

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Speaker 1: Noah's here. What's up? Everyone?

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Speaker 3: Show and happy?

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Speaker 1: Oh shut up. Noah has a clip. It's from Anthropology.

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Speaker 1: It's the same clip that Taylor Sweet had that I bought.

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Speaker 1: Is aren't those so bad?

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Speaker 5: The best?

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Speaker 3: And I've had them for years?

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Speaker 1: Dude, you have had them for years. It should have

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Speaker 1: been a Noah styled.

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Speaker 3: She got it from me, Taylor got it from me.

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Speaker 1: Clips butterfly clips being so great that they're making a comeback.

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Speaker 1: Because God, when your hair is long as a woman's

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Speaker 1: and it's like on day two after you style it,

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Speaker 1: it's like after you slept on it. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to wash it again because it's gonna be you have

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Speaker 1: to blow dry it and style it again. You just

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Speaker 1: want to leave it dry and like deal with it.

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Speaker 1: And it's like two, it looks too gross to like

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Speaker 1: leave down and if you put it in a ponytail,

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Speaker 1: the ponytail could be raggedy and that looks discussing. Or

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Speaker 1: a bond is like so hard to perfect in the

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Speaker 1: right way and you end up looking pilgrimage.

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Speaker 5: They're fourteens buns.

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Speaker 1: I think they're Oh, that's an interesting theory. They just

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Speaker 1: never look good on me. I always am like, why

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Speaker 1: did you wear your hair like that? But a clip,

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Speaker 1: when it's all put up almost like an Upduce style

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Speaker 1: nineteen fifties, with a clip, it looks presentable, Like I

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Speaker 1: can wear it on stage, I can wear it on

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Speaker 1: a zoom call. I can like I can I have

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Speaker 1: dirty hair now in my life because clips are back.

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Speaker 1: They were not clips were not back. They were like

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Speaker 1: there's a huge gap.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like they were lame our teenage years too.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they were on cool the eighties, right, And I

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Speaker 4: remember in.

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Speaker 1: The movie the nineties too, like I remember being okay

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Speaker 1: to clip your hair in the nineties and through high

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Speaker 1: school early two thousands, and then they vanished and we

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Speaker 1: had nothing but the hair tie, ponytail.

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Speaker 5: And rip your hair out.

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Speaker 1: Hair tie, by the way, is the operative word for no.

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Speaker 1: It's rubber band, rubber band. Then I'm scared I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get something that you would put around envelopes and then

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Speaker 1: it's going to tug at my hair, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 5: Like I from SAW is the one that decides what

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Speaker 5: you get? If I say rubber band, what if I

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Speaker 5: get a different thing?

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Speaker 1: Anya was at CBS and I was like, can you

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Speaker 1: get me hair ties? But I'm like, what what if

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Speaker 1: she does it? What if that's regional? What if? Like

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Speaker 1: hair ties is what I call them that are like

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Speaker 1: rubber bands with the like, I my, what's your favorite

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Speaker 1: kind of hair tie? Like if if you could have

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Speaker 1: a rubber band to put your hair back in rubber

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Speaker 1: band hair tie, what would you have? What kind thickness

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Speaker 1: length or like thin thick scrungey? Whoa thin scrunchy? What color?

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Speaker 3: Probably like a neon color like neon green.

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Speaker 1: Really, but that doesn't go with everything? Like what if

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Speaker 1: you're I just like the thin black ones, like just

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Speaker 1: the rubber band. But I like them. I don't like

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Speaker 1: them to be too small because then you can't double

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Speaker 1: it up. I want them to be like medium. No

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Speaker 1: baggie either, No baggie when it gets started stripping and

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Speaker 1: you like there's a little part of it that's just

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Speaker 1: like no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: And it goes into brand's pack. Well, not the fanny pack,

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Speaker 2: your white pack thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your disposable white pack or not non disposable. Okay.

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Speaker 1: And then but scrunchies are back as well, and those

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Speaker 1: are great too. But having long hair is a fucking burden.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I hate it. I agree, even though I'm

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Speaker 7: I think I just see her pain if I don't

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Speaker 7: get if I don't get a haircut for like, I

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Speaker 7: don't get a haircut for like four months, and my

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Speaker 4: It just takes like so long to dry your hair.

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Speaker 7: Like an inch longer, I know, but it does. And

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Speaker 7: then when you get it cut, it's like, oh my god,

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Speaker 7: what a delight. I've saved like fifteen minutes in the

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Speaker 7: morning because my hair is short enough to draw.

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Speaker 1: True any girl that's ever gotten her hair chopped, you know,

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Speaker 1: the feeling of like this is so.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 7: I can't imagine being a woman I haven't had long

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Speaker 7: hair is insane.

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Speaker 1: How do you get do it? How long have you

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Speaker 1: had long hair? Tailor like, when did you grow it out?

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Speaker 1: She had shorty hair for a while.

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Speaker 5: I had like a really short hair, oh like I did, yeah,

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Speaker 5: a couple of times in college and then maybe ten

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Speaker 5: years ago. No, like Naomi camp I guess, oh.

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Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, pick like she had a Jane Lynchy.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jane Lynch.

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Speaker 1: I don't think she knows that references.

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Speaker 4: Jamie Lee Curtis. And they're older Jamieie not.

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Speaker 5: Jamie Lee Curtis.

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Speaker 1: Maybe a little was it was this psychotic break that

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Speaker 5: I did house people when they go a friend. Yes,

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Speaker 5: I had this this boyfriend that I think I didn't

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Speaker 5: know yet. I had this really bad feeling about him,

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Speaker 5: and then I broke up with him for like kind

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Speaker 5: of a different reason. But then like a couple of

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Speaker 5: weeks later, I found out that he had been cheating.

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Speaker 5: He had like had a double life, that he was

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Speaker 5: stealing all this money that he got, like me too,

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Speaker 5: for like molesting this girl. Yeah, and so I like

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Speaker 5: just had this feeling that it was in my hair

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Speaker 5: and it was so weird. I just pulled it up

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Speaker 5: Sex and the City, and it was you have red hair. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and I looked like a lesbian, which I was becoming

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Speaker 1: So did he went to being a lesbian? Like was there?

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Speaker 1: Obviously that's not how people become lesbians is dating people

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Speaker 1: who cheat on them, men that cheat on them. But

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Speaker 1: you did date a woman and then she became non binary.

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Speaker 1: They were they already not my signe. Yeah, okay, so

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Speaker 1: you dated someone who's non binary. But but you've identified

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Speaker 5: A while, right, No, No, you were like I'm gay, yeah,

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Speaker 5: just to make it easier. Yeah, because I hate all

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Speaker 5: the other words. They just seem so stupid to me.

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Speaker 5: But lesbian sounds mean because people called me that my

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Speaker 5: whole life, and like queer, I don't like.

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Speaker 1: The weird It does sounds cool. I think now we're.

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Speaker 5: As cool, but I'm not. I don't like identify as cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well you should you You're one of the

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Speaker 4: I think a lot of the words sound mean because

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Speaker 7: Even sis gender sounds mean to me, Like if someone

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Speaker 7: says you're sis gender, it's like.

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Speaker 1: Almost always cis.

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Speaker 4: It's always in a negative connotation.

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Speaker 7: It's never like, oh, look at that cis gender hopping

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Speaker 1: So like saying you're a liberal now, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Liberal liberal scum.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's interesting we used to get we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's kind of funny when people

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Speaker 1: take back the word. You know, I really love fat

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Speaker 1: people saying I'm fat. Now I think that in school

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Speaker 5: I realize it hurts my feelings when people say that,

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Speaker 5: what do you mean? Well, my sister says like, oh,

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Speaker 5: it's because I'm fat, like stop.

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Speaker 1: But she's saying it because she's like being like I

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Speaker 1: wish I were skinny. I'm not saying it like, oh

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Speaker 1: I'm a fat person. Yeah see it doesn't like I mean,

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Speaker 1: I like it, I know, but she wants to do

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Speaker 1: it because it's they. I like people that are just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just fat. It doesn't mean anything about me. It

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Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than people being like, you're not fat,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, who, what do you want? So I'm

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Speaker 1: bigger than you though, bitch, like I am, I'm I

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Speaker 1: identify as fat, but I like that they take it back.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's ridiculous. To be like, I don't like that.

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Speaker 5: It hurts me. So what, I'm not fat, so I should.

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Speaker 1: Try, right, But it's my business. You're so trained to

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Speaker 1: just but I like that they're taking back that word.

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Speaker 1: And I love when people just say because I'm a

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Speaker 1: yea to say that and to be proud of it

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Speaker 1: and not have it like be this thing. Of course,

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Speaker 1: it's a thing that defines them, but it's not a

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Speaker 7: Yeah, stupid people, fact, Yeah they should stupid.

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Speaker 4: What's wrong with that?

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Speaker 1: I'm nothing's wrong with it, Brian, You're right because they're

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Speaker 1: this is this is the thing people go. No one's fat,

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Speaker 1: no one's ugly, no one's stupid. Yes they are and

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Speaker 1: being stupid. Animals are stupid, but I don't think that

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Speaker 1: they have any I think that just because a creature

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Speaker 1: is less intelligent doesn't mean that they deserve less love.

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Speaker 1: Like vegans are the ultimate people who are Like I

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Speaker 1: think that a lot of people argue we can eat

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Speaker 1: animals because they're less intelligent, and then that's just like

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Speaker 1: that's okay to do because they're dumb and they don't know,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, well then okay, well then we should

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Speaker 1: kill all people that have mental retardation because.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as we're eating them and using all

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Speaker 4: their bones.

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Speaker 1: So it's not it's making less intelligent doesn't make you

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Speaker 1: a worse person. In fact, sometimes.

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Speaker 4: People are great. It's different to have stupid people around.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I like them a lot.

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Speaker 7: There's nothing more fun than a stupid You're just walking around.

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Speaker 1: The stupidest person you've ever met. Have you, like, ever

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Speaker 1: come come across some real stupidity?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, boy Island, I mean those guys are stupid.

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Speaker 7: There's so much fun and they should just be Yeah,

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Speaker 7: I'm stupid, and you should be. It should be okay

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Speaker 7: to admit that I don't know something and I'm stupid,

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Speaker 7: and that's great.

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Speaker 4: We love that guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, That's the thing that we don't do a lot

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Speaker 1: of is just saying I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I know. That's what I've been I've been thinking a

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Speaker 5: lot about that recently, Right, Like, why is it so

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Speaker 5: hard you just automatically before you can your brain isn't

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Speaker 1: She got seven. Yeah, okay, all right, we'll be back

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Speaker 4: Let's go all in on Halloween.

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Speaker 1: always loved dark chocolate even as a kiddo.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like sugar a lot?

440
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Speaker 4: What dark chocolate?

441
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,840
Speaker 1: What a great life?

442
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,359
Speaker 4: People hate? People really will get mad at you. If

443
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Speaker 4: you say mount.

444
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,840
Speaker 5: Good, I'll trade.

445
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,119
Speaker 1: Someone does a great joke about mounds being just a

446
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:14,680
Speaker 1: horrible name for like they called it almond joy and

447
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,600
Speaker 1: then they were like, mound is a shang wang.

448
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Speaker 7: Maybe I remember hearing that at the comedy Attict. So

449
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 7: I think it must be a Midwest.

450
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Speaker 1: It's really really funny.

451
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,160
Speaker 5: We got to figure this out. It's only one thing.

452
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Speaker 5: Why is it mount if it had the almonds is

453
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Speaker 5: little titties in there. It makes sense, not.

454
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Speaker 1: Because they come into packs of two.

455
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Speaker 4: Yeah, when they get a full sized mound. I've never

456
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Speaker 4: had to.

457
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Speaker 7: Mounds is such a dumb name though. It's like a

458
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Speaker 7: It sounds like ship. It's like a ship log.

459
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Speaker 5: They really it doesn't taste.

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Speaker 1: Some joys were my favorite.

461
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Speaker 7: Really, wait, you guys, out of all candies, I love

462
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Speaker 7: the consistency of coconut.

463
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Speaker 1: I'm a big consistency galon, which is what I learned

464
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Speaker 1: during COVID when I lost my sense of taste. None

465
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Speaker 1: of my food choice has changed. Everyone was like, now

466
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Speaker 1: I can eat salads because it they don't taste like anything.

467
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:08,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, taste doesn't matter to me. It

468
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 1: really is about consistency. And I love that, like gritty,

469
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 1: like yeah, I love it. And and then that crunchy

470
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Speaker 1: little I don't like when you get an almond joy

471
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Speaker 1: and it's stale and you have to like the almonds

472
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 1: show anything. No peeps, candy hearts, that's about it. Yeah, peeps,

473
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Speaker 1: are not Halloween, but I'm sure they.

474
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Speaker 7: The worst copy, the worst well candy by far. I

475
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Speaker 7: think as a twizzler because you can't even eat it.

476
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Speaker 1: I kind of like it because you can't eat it.

477
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 1: It's like the way I order my extra hot coffee.

478
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: So it makes me go slower because otherwise I love

479
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:56,640
Speaker 1: whizzling Snurds. Ropes the greatest candy ever, ever, ever. It's

480
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Speaker 1: a crunch and a cheese crunch and talk, Oh my god,

481
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 1: my mouth is watering. The came about Nerds ropes.

482
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Speaker 7: Oh.

483
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Speaker 1: I used to want to like tie one off and

484
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Speaker 1: then with a Nerds rope and the Nerds into my veins.

485
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Speaker 5: I love Nerds Ropia sent your boner with the Nerds.

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Speaker 1: Last night, Poppy, who's four and a half, I asked

487
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Speaker 1: her what her favorite candy was, and she was like,

488
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Speaker 1: I'll go get it, and she ran another room and

489
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Speaker 1: she came back with a box of Junior Mints and

490
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Speaker 1: I was like, for a four and a half year old, sure, stinguish.

491
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Speaker 4: That's a sixty five year old person had a movie.

492
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Speaker 1: She was like, it's either that or Rollos and I

493
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Speaker 1: was like, what, No, she didn't say that.

494
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Speaker 5: But Charleston so very old tims.

495
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Speaker 1: Are so good if you're if we're talking about like

496
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Speaker 1: putting it into a blizzard is going to be real good.

497
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Speaker 7: I want to give crack your a quick shout out

498
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Speaker 7: to my cartoon. I did a t Rex show exactly

499
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Speaker 7: talking about favorite candies, and a lot of your candies

500
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Speaker 7: were mentioned in the other side of the of a

501
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Speaker 7: coin as like.

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Speaker 1: The not good kind. Well, the way Snickers Overrated discussed.

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Speaker 4: This is crazy.

504
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Speaker 7: The way I posed it was that there's two types

505
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Speaker 7: of people. There's two types of people. There are people

506
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Speaker 7: who love chocolate candies and there are people who say,

507
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Speaker 7: I just don't really like the chocolate ones, and like

508
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Speaker 7: there's just no, I can't.

509
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Speaker 4: I don't understand people.

510
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Speaker 1: Werthers, but Snickers always was not. I would eat them,

511
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie I would, but they were never ideal.

512
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Speaker 1: I don't like the little strata that's on the bottom

513
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Speaker 1: that looks like a seismograph. I don't like those like

514
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Speaker 1: it goes like it looks like.

515
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Speaker 4: It was and nuts. Right, that's what you're talking about.

516
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Speaker 1: No, like the bottom, you know, the bottom.

517
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Speaker 4: There's like, yes, what's those bottoms are?

518
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't know. I just got in there.

519
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 1: I don't like it. It definitely looks like an earthquake

520
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: went off in the factory. I don't like that. But

521
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Speaker 1: I don't like it's too many peanuts, and peanuts are

522
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: like an adult food and it made me always and

523
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: it's it's almost too satisfying. It fills you up. Candy

524
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Speaker 1: is supposed to be like an empty thing I feel.

525
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: I don't feel. Yeah, the commercial campaign, Yeah, I like

526
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 1: being angry before when I'm eating candy. I like it

527
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: to never satisfy. Oh oh, I just thought of one

528
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: that's making my mouth do a weird thing. Okay, one

529
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Speaker 1: that's so bad when it's stale, but so good when

530
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Speaker 1: they're not. And they're rarely not stale, like I think

531
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Speaker 1: they are just made stale. Lemonheads, Oh gods, but they

532
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Speaker 1: have to be on the outside. No, they just get

533
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Speaker 1: They have like a chewy outside and then inside and

534
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Speaker 1: kind of get to the center.

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Speaker 4: It's not a good a bowl of candy.

536
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Speaker 7: Lemonheads would be one of those things that just is

537
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Speaker 7: there for until December.

538
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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with them. I think they're so good. I

539
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: think hot baked beans are disgusting. I never understood the

540
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: feel of those of those. Yeah, those Boston big Beans

541
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Speaker 1: are okay, They're not better than Mike and Ikes. And

542
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Speaker 1: then let's talk about Oh I love Jawbreaker Minise.

543
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Speaker 4: This is crazy Box, the crazy candy.

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Speaker 1: I just crunched those right away. I don't let them

545
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: dissolve it all. You can just crunch.

546
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Speaker 7: It feels like what an orphan would say if they's cups.

547
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 4: So they're like like a lemon.

548
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Speaker 1: Drop stuff you're biting into a sock.

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Speaker 3: I disagree.

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Speaker 1: It's so like, okay, this is the second past. It's

551
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Speaker 1: like when you bite into a texture and.

552
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 7: Texture taste something you must have some like you would

553
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 7: you eat ship if it was if it was textured

554
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 7: like a lemon drop.

555
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Speaker 1: Some of it is good, No, no, I definitely have taste,

556
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Speaker 1: but I think most of it for me is texture.

557
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Speaker 1: And I just don't want too many peanuts in there

558
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Speaker 1: because I'm not a snickerscal you know, so don't peanuts.

559
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Speaker 2: What about butter Finger, Oh disgusting.

560
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Speaker 3: I think I'm favorite candy I know yet.

561
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Speaker 5: Eating the chocolate off the outside, it was fun.

562
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Speaker 1: Kit Cat though, I like that consistency. But her Finger

563
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 1: though it's too crumbly. Kit Cats like, I also love smarties,

564
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: which are chok. So I don't really know. I'm all

565
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: over the kit cats.

566
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Speaker 7: They're impossible to eat. They're too small, they melt too quickly.

567
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 7: You gotta have a big cat. You can't eat a

568
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 7: kid cat. Those are stupid, four of them. They should

569
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Speaker 7: just take the four kit cats that are break off

570
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Speaker 7: and they should just melt them together.

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Speaker 4: It's too hard to eat.

572
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're always doing the big cat. And when I

573
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Speaker 1: made fun of you for licking your kit cat bar

574
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Speaker 1: and you were like, it's not a kit cat, it's

575
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Speaker 1: a big cat. Like, okay, thank you.

576
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Speaker 5: It's like the dad of the kit cat.

577
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 7: It's like a one big dog of a kit cat.

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Speaker 1: Chocolate and we crunch bars. When Taylor and I were

579
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Speaker 1: little kids, there was a snack bar at our pool.

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Speaker 5: Woman was stupid.

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00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was a stupid because she was not educated

582
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,239
Speaker 1: and possibly being molested at the time by someone that

583
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Speaker 1: worked at the place. And we later found out that

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Speaker 1: no one really stopped it. We worked children at the time,

585
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: and we saw this child dating a very old man,

586
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 1: but everyone seemed.

587
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Speaker 5: To he was like he was discussed to correct it

588
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Speaker 5: at all.

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00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: Well, he was too old for her. She was like

590
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: fourteen or something. But anyway, this is that's beside the point.

591
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: So that poor girl, she was yeah, sorry, April. We

592
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: there was nothing we could do. But she worked at

593
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: this concession stand and one day they did like an

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Speaker 1: overhaul and they're like, we're doing a new menu and

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Speaker 1: they made they like wrote down all the candies that

596
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: you could get, and she and they put her in

597
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Speaker 1: charge of writing the menu. And man, this.

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Speaker 5: Girl handwriting exactly, I like replicated and she spelled crunch bar.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what was it? It was like he was

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Speaker 1: like a.

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Speaker 4: You n c h s s.

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00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 5: It was like so we would.

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00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: Be just like little assholes and be like, can I

604
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: have a screw? Screw? Mean, was there any other things

605
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 1: she must smelled that we laughed.

606
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 5: At were but I can't? Screws was so good. We

607
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 5: would like go and just run up and look at

608
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 5: it and then run away because so much.

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00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: Speaking of handwriting, I was with Curson this weekend and

610
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: she was writing something. She was like, you know, filling

611
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 1: out a writing in the tip and she just has

612
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: the cute ast handwriting.

613
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 5: What's ever back upside down?

614
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, it's like a little horseshoe. It's so cute.

615
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: And her art just goes like but she said that

616
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: you were over at her house and you saw like

617
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: a little label sticking out of the Gwyneth Paltrow code

618
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: book that said chicken soup that person had written, and

619
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: you said, you said, I could see this piece of

620
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: paper in like an Aztec ruin, and I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: Kirsten was here, like you wouldn't know it anywhere, and

622
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: yours and mine, Really, my handwriting has changed so much

623
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: through the years of yours. I was trying to be

624
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: you and Kurston with your hand writing because your handwriting

625
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: was just the coolest number all the time, and then

626
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: Kirsten's was just cute as fuck, and I wanted to

627
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: be both of you, so I did copy both of you.

628
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: And I feel like that is like kind of my

629
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: personality is just like always trying to be other people.

630
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: And then they kind of combined together, and then I

631
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: get a mission of Tailor and Kirsten and then it's

632
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: like that's then that is me, because when people are

633
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: like you're so unique, and I'm like, oh, that's just

634
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: something I stole from this person because I wanted to

635
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: be cool and then someone and then together they made

636
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: Red and blue made purple. You know, so I'm purple,

637
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: but I'm really just this person's red in this person's books.

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00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: The Gemini way is it aneagram?

639
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 5: Three? Yeah?

640
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: Kind of yeah.

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Speaker 7: Did you work on your signature, Nikki, Like, because you

642
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 7: have to sign on autographs, what did you do? What

643
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 7: was your thought process behind that?

644
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: Sixth grade just writing it over and over and over.

645
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 4: You haven't changed it, signature? It's good.

646
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: No, I actually I just remember sixth grade doing it

647
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,719
Speaker 1: a lot and someone being like, why are you doing that?

648
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to say because I'm gonna be famous,

649
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: but I secretly thought it because that's when I started

650
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: wanting to be famous. But no, I I worked on

651
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: it for a while. For a while, I did the

652
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: My E was really cool on Glazer because I would

653
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Speaker 1: go out of the S and then I would just

654
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: do a straight line out of the S like its

655
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: it circles around comes out, and then I would do

656
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Speaker 1: at a slash over it and a slash under it,

657
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Speaker 1: so the E would just be like three lines and

658
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: there would be no connective thing. And then I would

659
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: do an R. So that looked cool for a while,

660
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: and then I also.

661
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 5: That was nineties or two thousand and like three, my

662
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 5: sister also did the E.

663
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty cool looking for a minute and

664
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: then it just got old. But then I deliberately my

665
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: parents had a poster from like the Monterey Music Festival

666
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: or something, and George Harrison was there and they had

667
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,239
Speaker 1: it was in his real autograph, but it was like

668
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: a you know, a print of it, and he signed

669
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: his G like a lowercase G. His is for George,

670
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: and I thought that was way cooler looking than a

671
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: cursive G cursal.

672
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 7: So it's like, I don't like it.

673
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: I know it's a giant.

674
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 5: We are a liar, familiar that's a liar.

675
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: I do crosswords, so I did a big G, a

676
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: big lowercase G for and I continue to do that

677
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: to this day. And then my n I do a

678
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: big loop and everyone always says it looks like a J.

679
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: So really, famous people's autographs never look like anything. And

680
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is my favorite because she just writes like

681
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,239
Speaker 1: tailor and it just looks like a you could fit

682
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: it in a circle her entire autograph, and I think

683
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: that's very cool. So I'm trying to get more minimalistic

684
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: with it.

685
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 5: NRG was a cool one they used to do.

686
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would do an N and then the R.

687
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: I would do like a like a triangle, Like the

688
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,239
Speaker 1: top part of the R was a triangle, and then

689
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: the bottom part would go down right, and then that

690
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: triangle that the R made would be like the shape

691
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: of a G, you know, like it's almost like a

692
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: C shape. And then I would connect to that and

693
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: I would do energy.

694
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 4: Your middle names are.

695
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Renee, and my initials are Energy.

696
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

697
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: My parents didn't know it either.

698
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 4: There's a football stadium named after Energy.

699
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 5: I know.

700
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: I went there for Taylor Swift. I was like, it's mine.

701
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,959
Speaker 4: Dallas, Yeah, Houston, Texans.

702
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, Arlington.

703
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 4: My signature I worked.

704
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 7: I changed like an adulthood because my old tegnature I

705
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 7: felt it was taking too long to do because I

706
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 7: would do like the whole name.

707
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: So, oh my god, when people right there, when they

708
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: sign checks or something, I'm just like just scribble something.

709
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 4: Like, oh my god, do you ever actually sign sign?

710
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 7: When I pad comes around and you have to sign,

711
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 7: do you ever do anything other than a line?

712
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 6: No?

713
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: I just do a scribble like I do something. I

714
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: don't do a whole line, but I do a scribble

715
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: when people are writing their whole name. John Hancock, The

716
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: Decoration of Dependence. You are so slow, your check book embarrassing.

717
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 7: Can they just stop asking us for a signature, Like

718
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 7: there's anyone actually like cross checking this, because no.

719
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 4: One is actually signing anything anymore.

720
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 5: It's so pointless. Yeah, a contract.

721
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 7: I used to be Brian Frangie and I would and

722
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 7: then and then God, when I was like starting comedy,

723
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 7: I had the M in there because my name was

724
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 7: Brian M Frangie. Because I thought that because I was

725
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 7: Brian M Frangie, I wore a blazer on stage and yes,

726
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 7: and I thought that no one's gonna remember my name,

727
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 7: but they'll remember that I had a middle initial, like

728
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 7: oh yeah, middle initial.

729
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 4: But I changed.

730
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 7: I changed my signature to, uh, my first name is Brian,

731
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 7: so it's b R, and my last name is Frangie,

732
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 7: so it's f R.

733
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 4: So it's kind of like br f R. So I

734
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 4: do b R and then a line.

735
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: No, I mean it's kind of BRR.

736
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 4: I don't know what I mean by that.

737
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 7: They're like similar, Okay, they both have rs, so like

738
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 7: it's like A a capital letter and then an R

739
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 7: a capital letter and then an R, so there's like

740
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 7: some symmetry there.

741
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 4: I got it, and then a line I don't do

742
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 4: any letters, and.

743
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: Then the line who You're like you get it?

744
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, and then the line goes through the f

745
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 7: like the bottom arm of the app.

746
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 5: See it. Can you do it on a piece of paper?

747
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 3: Yeah?

748
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 4: I can.

749
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 7: I'll do it on a piece of paper. And this

750
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 7: will be a YouTube exclusive.

751
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 5: And else will just have to check out the YouTube

752
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 5: because you won't want to miss this.

753
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 4: B R F R.

754
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: Last night they got fundip who the Kids, which is

755
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: also in Shocky Hell.

756
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you dip it can also.

757
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it doesn't like it looks like bring fruit Friday.

758
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: It looks like someone yeah bring foks.

759
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 3: Like you're censoring yourself.

760
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 4: Yeah it does. I like it.

761
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: I think it too that we missed that m though,

762
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 1: because how is anyone?

763
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 6: What is.

764
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 3: Martin?

765
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: What is them?

766
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 7: No, it's the most common guess that instant. That's correct,

767
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 7: Matt Matthew. It could have been Michael Matthew.

768
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty common.

769
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 7: BMF biff and then that also stands for bad motherfucker

770
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 7: if you're like one of like if you like that,

771
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 7: but my brother's initials are Adam, Richard Frangie, which spells RF,

772
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 7: which is funny.

773
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: Did your parents think about that? I think about if

774
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: if I had a kid, I would make the initials be.

775
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 5: Cool and yours is energy. Yeah, that's kind of cool

776
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 5: like that.

777
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: Noah is your school? Do you have like a bunch

778
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: of middle names.

779
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 2: I don't have a middle name, but I wish I

780
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: had one with an oh, because then my initials would

781
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:45,919
Speaker 2: spell my first name.

782
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: That would be the cool oh god.

783
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can pick a middle name. It could be

784
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 5: Ophelia and.

785
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 4: Then put it on your birth my name.

786
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 2: Now, my middle name would be Good's's last name, Colloway,

787
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: knack Nac.

788
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: That's like a supplement. People take focus, right.

789
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 4: I wonder if anyone's calm.

790
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but there's not really a lot of you names. Ursula,

791
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: that's it. Oh my god. Last night I was going

792
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: through I was at Poppy's in Poppy's room, and I

793
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: was looking at her class like there's a print out

794
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: of all like the people kids in her class with

795
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: their names, and seeing the new names are so great.

796
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: There was one that said, g U g U Google.

797
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: That's what I said, I go, Who's Google and she goes,

798
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: what it's Juju and I'm like, I'm sorry, Jesus, it

799
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: is very much Google. And Google is a cute name,

800
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: and she was a cute little girl. Then there was

801
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: a girl named Eleanor, and I was like, are you

802
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: friends to Eleanor? She was like what, No, there's no

803
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 1: Eleanor and she was like Ellie and I was like, okay, sorry,

804
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're here, Jesus Edith. Wow, there going

805
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: back to the yes, yes, but Poppy has the best

806
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: the best name going. And then yeah, Poppy's going through

807
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: this phase of like I think she like really loves me.

808
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 4: It's so honest.

809
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, where she was just like I always did. She's

810
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: kind of just like looking at me, like smiling, and

811
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: just like she just wants to like be close to

812
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: me and like hold onto my arm. Is there ever

813
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: a better feeling than a kid or dog leaning on

814
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: your arm like resting its head. No, oh, Jesus Christ.

815
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: And she kept going like when are you leaving? And

816
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: it sounded like she wanted me to leave, and it

817
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: was the opposite. She was just very worried that I

818
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: was leaving. And I don't even come wrong that often,

819
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: but I think they caught on that I have money

820
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: because they kept being like that cost Like you can

821
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: just tell them their parents have conversations about my money

822
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: like they've just hurt. They've caught on and they're like,

823
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: do you have sixty two hundred and eighty zero And

824
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think so, I'll have to check my accountant. Wait,

825
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 1: how would they know that they just just heard someone

826
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,720
Speaker 1: say absorb like there was I think I bought Arlow

827
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: that giant skeleton that was like sixty dollars, and I

828
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: think my mom made a big deal of like, you

829
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: bought that for sixty dollars, and my mom is always

830
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: talking about how everything she gets for three dollars for them,

831
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: So I think they were just like, we you have

832
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: so much money, and they're like, can I have money?

833
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: So they're starting to understand what matters in this world.

834
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's cool name. Also, I don't want to just

835
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 7: Arlow is also as cool as Poppy.

836
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: I think it's great. And then Forrest comes in. First,

837
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's okay, I like for it, Forrest is

838
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: a great name, and calling him forty he's just like

839
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: so freaking cute. I can't even stand it. But just

840
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: drooling constantly. I think, honestly, I think one of the

841
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: things I don't like about kids is the drool.

842
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 5: Anything that comes out of their mouth.

843
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: The constant Any outfit you have around them is going

844
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: to get stained by.

845
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 5: The drool, like laughing and food.

846
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: Nice though, to never have any nice clothes and just

847
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: know that everything you wear is not nice committed to

848
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: that For drool, Yeah, he has that. But he's always

849
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: like putting his hands in his mouth and then he

850
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: touches your hand, and I'm just like, every time he

851
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: touches me, I'm sure he feels me tense up, like

852
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: oh the spas dry clean only oh God, but it's

853
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: just like just wet hands that are like grabbing things

854
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: on the ground and have like carpet fibers in them,

855
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: but also wet.

856
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 7: If I had a kid, I would give him a

857
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 7: bane mask and oven mits and I wouldn't like to

858
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 7: touch me.

859
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 2: I think it's so funny that one I really last

860
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 2: night was starting to be like, oh, it would be

861
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: nice to have a family, like this is kind of sweet,

862
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 2: like his kid's affection, Like, I know this seems overwhelming,

863
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 2: but there was a little there was a dial of

864
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 2: me that was churning towards like wanting kids but not.

865
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: And then the drool started flowing and I was like

866
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: the dial went even into negative.

867
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 5: And the drool stuck in the dial and made speed back.

868
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: The best it was.

869
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 7: You were there at the best time. Though you were

870
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 7: there and they're all enjoying Halloween. You weren't there candy

871
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 7: do at eleven pm when they weren't going to sleep

872
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,879
Speaker 7: because they were sugar high, and you were like, please, I.

873
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: Was there late, and I would. They were all in

874
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: the bath and I'm my sister is there and she

875
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: is a teacher.

876
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 5: There's a bath together together.

877
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: I want to see so fun. And the water was

878
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: like splashing all over the place, and I was like,

879
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: my sister's just so calm and cool, and I was like, God,

880
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to clean up this water. And then

881
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: and then my mom is like we're leaving, and I'm

882
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: like I think I'm gonna go too, and I'm like,

883
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: I can't just leave you with all of this. And

884
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: then Matt comes back upstairs and looks like the most

885
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: deadbeat dad because he's been like handing out candy and

886
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: like hanging with the neighbors he's such a great dad,

887
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: but like it looks like my sister had been. Like

888
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: she's upstairs with the kids, and then he walks up

889
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: in a in a hot dog costume, like you look

890
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: like the biggest piece of shit that's ever lived. He's like,

891
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: what's going on, guys? I'm like, and she's like struggling

892
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: with one kid in one arm and has his book

893
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: and the other but Forrest is obsessed with It's just

894
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: so funny when babies have taste, like when they like

895
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: I like this, but I don't like this. He's not

896
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: even two yet, and he loves His favorite book is

897
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: Cement Mixer, and it's just a book. We were laughing,

898
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: and I go, did Arlow like this? She was like

899
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: she had no interest in trucks or anything like this,

900
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: Like he already it just I learned how a cement

901
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: mixer works. It's there's the there's the all the different

902
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: parts of the cement truck that you pour the cement

903
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 1: into the gravel and then it spins to keep it wet,

904
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: and then there's the slide where it comes off of.

905
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: And then and the guy named his name Bo, that

906
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: was the cement mixer and Bo does this and then

907
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: Bo's job is done and then it's gonna try and

908
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: that's how you do a floor. And it was like

909
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: he was fascinated by it. And then we were like,

910
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: pick out another book, and we kept picking out these

911
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: books and he'd be like, no to and he just

912
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: knows he doesn't want to read about woodland creature. He

913
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: wants to read about only trucks, like pictures of trucks.

914
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: What this is like? Where how do they like trucks?

915
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: Why would want to read a book?

916
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 5: They're given boys are given that and girls are given

917
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 5: like soft toys. They did an experiment I just thought

918
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 5: about this where they dressed up, they cross dressed the

919
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 5: kids and then they put like caretakers and they played

920
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 5: and they had all the boy toys and girl toys,

921
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 5: but they dressed the girl and the boys clothes. And

922
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 5: all of the people over and over were giving the

923
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 5: girl only the girl toys. It's just like ingrained in

924
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 5: us that that's probably what they want. And so they

925
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 5: were giving all the boy, the boy the girls.

926
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: When the kids were dressed, they were dressed and they're

927
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 1: not in there.

928
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 5: And then they told the person at the end they

929
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 5: were cross dressing. Why did Why were you giving her

930
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 5: all the girl toys?

931
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 1: Oh?

932
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 5: I just you know, they were closer, and they like,

933
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 5: would it change if I told you that was a

934
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 5: boy that we put in girls clothes And they were

935
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 5: all like, oh, I just thought I was so like advanced,

936
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 5: but they.

937
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 1: Were the trick. Okay, I misunderstood. So if you're dressed

938
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: like a girl, you're gonna get girls toys.

939
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 5: Yes, they believed. And so it's just within us to

940
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 5: do because the kids aren't choosing things.

941
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: We are choosing things like mad that I couldn't have

942
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: boy I didn't want. I liked girly things, but there

943
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: was a part of me that did want some boy

944
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: toys that.

945
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 7: I give the toys, why not just say which one

946
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 7: do you want and then let the kid decide that

947
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 7: he wants the tyre to little at that age.

948
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: Problem or what about like you're buying them a present?

949
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 5: M hmm. That's how they're getting everything. The mom the

950
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 5: parents are going to target and buying it.

951
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: But there are like, I mean, this is just there

952
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: are girls that just know they want to be moms,

953
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: Like even a like since I was a young baby,

954
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: I feel I want to be a mom and I

955
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: have a joke about it, But I just was always

956
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: honestly when I had baby dolls, I was disgusted when

957
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: people ever, are you a mama? And I'd be like no,

958
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: no one fucked me. Like I just I kind of

959
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: knew that something hanky panky went on to make a

960
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: child where it was like I don't have that, dude,

961
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: and I don't want to do that, and like this

962
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: is just.

963
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 5: Becomes out of somewhere and wherever it is, I don't

964
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 5: like it.

965
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I was listening a little what's that

966
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 2: guy's name Andrew Huberman to his podcast, Yes, he had

967
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 2: a podcast about fertility, and he said that there was

968
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 2: a study that found when very young girls live at

969
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: home without a father and the mother is dating and

970
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 2: she brings around different men, the little girls start to

971
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: mature way faster than girls who have their father around.

972
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 3: And that was like very interesting. Year start getting bio.

973
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 4: They start to mature like physically.

974
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there is like men around that they could

975
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: and they're.

976
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 3: Responding to it in this like like subversive.

977
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: Respond to this like new dick energy coming in that

978
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: they could possibly appropriate with. Yes, because they're dad, They're

979
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: not going to be turned on by because that would

980
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: make a baby that has an arm coming out of

981
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: its eye.

982
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,959
Speaker 2: Yeah that maybe it's competitive. I mean like I didn't

983
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 2: really get any more than just that detail.

984
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's human nake.

985
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: There's like four men jerking off to this part of

986
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: the podcast right now, at least there totally. Let's take

987
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: a break and come back because Taylor's going to do

988
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: your what's class teaching today? Psychology?

989
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, both of them are psychology.

990
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Taylor's a prof right now. And I want

991
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: to talk about the lesson that she's going to talk

992
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: about today because it's speaking of Yeah, speaking of it's

993
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: interesting stuff. So we'll be back with a little lesson

994
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: in para.

995
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 5: What is it called paraphilia?

996
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: Paraphilia, and we'll find out what the fun that is.

997
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: Anything with celia ain't good because.

998
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 5: I want to feel you in a different line.

999
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we're back paraphilia. Why what's what does

1000
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: pelia mean? When something is that word is on a word?

1001
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: It means love from Greek. Oh okay, so it's para

1002
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: to love something. Parah means anything other than So it's abnormal.

1003
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 5: Love, like oh I love you. Probably that's a good,

1004
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 5: but it's not spelled the right the same way. Okay,

1005
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 5: it's I think ophelia is pH e, but it's phi.

1006
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know your students about paraphilia today. Yeah,

1007
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: so like people that like want to fuck cars and stuff.

1008
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, well anything, yeah, and fetishes, you know, and all

1009
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 5: that stuff. Sadism was watching a We're going to watch

1010
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 5: some Jeffrey Dahmer.

1011
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: Because he wanted to fuck people who did not have

1012
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: any consciousness.

1013
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 5: Well he's a sadist.

1014
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 1: Well, they wanted so he liked pain, but he would,

1015
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: but he was kind of making them not in pain though,

1016
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: I thought, because he would pour acid into their brains

1017
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: so they'd be zombies. He wanted to just fuck something

1018
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: that didn't have any autonomy but was still a lot.

1019
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:59,919
Speaker 5: Right, But it's not it's not, I mean, because because

1020
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 5: a fetish it means it's not a person, or you

1021
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 5: have a fetish only with a body part, which is partialism.

1022
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 5: So the only thing that he has, even though it's crazy,

1023
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 5: is he has sadism because he does hurt people. But

1024
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 5: it's also you can they're still being hurt even if

1025
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 5: they're like not conscious, but if they're dying.

1026
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: Like he wanted to fuck something that was a zombie like,

1027
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: that was what he kept trying to do.

1028
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 5: He didn't want to kill anymore. He just wanted to

1029
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 5: keep them so he wouldn't have to do that. He

1030
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 5: didn't like that part. He wanted them to just submit

1031
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 5: and he wanted control.

1032
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: Oh so is being into control? Is that a pair

1033
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: of felia?

1034
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 5: That's part of sadism, people, But it's also part of

1035
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 5: seventeen I.

1036
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: Was going to say that.

1037
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 7: So he killed seventeen people. How many people like to

1038
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 7: pour acid on and then make them like a zombie?

1039
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 5: That was like five or six, not as many. I mean.

1040
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: The craziest one was that he did it to a

1041
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: young boy who actually his brother was one of his

1042
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: first victims. Oh my God, didn't connect it, and.

1043
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 5: They like he like forgave him, he paid him off.

1044
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he like something I forget. I watched

1045
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: the Dahmer Show. If you watch the Dahmer Show, this

1046
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 1: is old news. But like the kid, they he drilled

1047
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: in the kid's head, poured the acid in the kids

1048
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: just like knocked out and fucking bleeding from his head.

1049
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: The kid escapes, has the wherewithal to escape. He goes

1050
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: out into the street. He runs up to these like

1051
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: these women find him. He's shaking, he's naked, he's a child,

1052
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: he's like fourteen, and and the cops come and then

1053
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: Dahmer comes and is like, that's my that's what is

1054
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: his boyfriend? My boyfriend. And because cops are so homophobic

1055
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: and didn't want to even deal with he really got

1056
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: away with a lot because he was gay. And the

1057
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: cops were just like, I don't even want to because

1058
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: they were around this apartment for those not white people too,

1059
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: and they were yeah, and the child was not white,

1060
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 1: he was like Lowatian or something.

1061
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 5: And they were like they were like, oh, they probably

1062
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 5: just look young because that's what like Southeast Asian people

1063
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 5: look younger.

1064
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: Right, what right?

1065
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: And and the women that were with the little boy

1066
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: holding him away from Dahmer were like, this baby, he

1067
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: is bleeding, he is scared. He couldn't make sense. He

1068
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: was not making sense because he had a whole drill

1069
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: didn't fucking but it was such a small hole that

1070
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: it was like untraceable and in his hairline, so you

1071
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 1: couldn't really see where he was like, and they just

1072
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: convinced him that he got too drunk and they got

1073
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: into a fight and that he's his lover and that.

1074
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: Uh so he really used that. That was very interesting

1075
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,720
Speaker 1: how he used their homophobia against them and their racism

1076
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 1: and was.

1077
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 4: Able to get part of the count.

1078
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: What year it was last weekend you missed out?

1079
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 5: Nineteen ninety it was nineties, early nineties.

1080
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, that's what you were alive for.

1081
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 1: This horrible it's yeah, you gotta watch Dahmer. It's a

1082
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: great I don't want to watch it.

1083
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 5: Watched the interviews.

1084
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 4: It was disturbing that show.

1085
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh and it's yes, so okay, So what are

1086
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: you teaching them today?

1087
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 5: The definitions of these and I have I have one

1088
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 5: had a drill to put it. I have two class, says,

1089
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 5: and one is like quiet and like fun and I

1090
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 5: mean sorry, loud and fun. And this one's like the

1091
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 5: really quiet one. Like when I talked about depression, everyone

1092
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 5: was just like silent. And when I walked out of

1093
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 5: the class, I went like, oh, because they're just like

1094
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 5: very quiet.

1095
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: Okay, didn't you say make it audible? You were like, oh,

1096
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:15,439
Speaker 1: I heard you, gas.

1097
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 5: I just sometimes I'm like, you've got and I kind

1098
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 5: of mess with them. I'm like, well, you know, I'm

1099
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 5: sure none of you have depression. I'm sure you're very

1100
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 5: bright and fun and exciting outside of this class. You

1101
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 5: just don't want to show it to me for some reason. Right,

1102
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 5: But so I'm yeah, I'm a little worried about it

1103
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 5: because I'm gonna be like and sadism and a pedophilia

1104
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 5: and incests, and they're gonna be.

1105
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: Like, oh boy, what to what incest is that? Like?

1106
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: But isn't incest?

1107
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 5: Incest is not a disorder.

1108
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like it feels like it's almost like

1109
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: prisony where it's like this was just what I got

1110
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 1: right here. Yeah, I'll just do it. Is it's people

1111
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 1: do it convenience.

1112
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 5: Out of convenience they do. It's not it's not often

1113
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 5: like physically forced it like it's usually maniput. The manipulating mean.

1114
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: As someone who watches a lot of pornography, I mean

1115
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: step step stuff and popular it's is it? Yes, by far,

1116
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: you can't get away from it. It's everywhere. And then

1117
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm someone who's into like, like I've been typing in recently.

1118
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: I don't like to really talk that dirty on this show,

1119
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: but I just say, like I've been typing in like

1120
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: daddy stuff because that is something that just turns me out,

1121
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: like just not even like I'm actually thinking about my

1122
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: father when I say that.

1123
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 3: By the way, I like the dynamic let's say, like

1124
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 3: good girl and stuff like that.

1125
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: Yes, and that where the guy is like really verbal,

1126
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: that's what you want to because I like the guy. Yeah,

1127
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: lots of women do we all want to hear it?

1128
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 7: Oh?

1129
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: Like take it, take it no, just like I want.

1130
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: What I like in sex is like being pushed to

1131
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: my limits, but like being being being impressive, Like it's

1132
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: almost the same thing I like in my career life.

1133
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: I like people going, wow, you are so exceptional at that.

1134
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: Like a lot of girls wish they could do that,

1135
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: but they can't. Like I like being like someone being

1136
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,439
Speaker 1: like whoa you are such a whore, Like I can't

1137
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: even fathom that anyone would take this much whatever.

1138
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 4: You know someone has on it.

1139
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, jim Nat, I just want to.

1140
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: But I also like the idea of like a coach

1141
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: type figure where it's like someone who knows you're that

1142
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: you're capable of achieving great things is pushing you to

1143
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: your limits and then is like really impressed when you do.

1144
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 7: So.

1145
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: I like that verbal confirmation. So like the daddy stuff.

1146
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: I only type in daddy because there's no other, Like

1147
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 1: I guess praise kink is what I'm into, but there's

1148
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: no other really, Like I just know that that's where

1149
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find those kind of videos. Like Noah said, like,

1150
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: it's not about like the dad figure. And even if

1151
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: it is, even if you're into stuff where it's like

1152
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: kind of daddy or whatever, like, it doesn't mean you

1153
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: want to fuck your dad, like I have done a

1154
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: lot of like research on this where it's like and

1155
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't call my dad daddy, so

1156
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with saying daddy in bed

1157
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: because I would never. I've never in my life said

1158
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: daddy to my father. And if you do, I think

1159
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: that's it's really weird and you shouldn't do it past

1160
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: a certain age. I even think it's weird when adults

1161
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: are like, well, Daddy's gonna be home in a like

1162
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: like I think, when do you think daddy should stop

1163
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: being said? For children? I think like eight, yeah, eight

1164
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: eight is kind of the limit. I think nine years old,

1165
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: we go to dad.

1166
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:32,919
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1167
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: And maybe that's just me, and I know there are

1168
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: people listening being like you know, they are adults that

1169
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 1: call their dad daddy, and it's not weird for them.

1170
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: It's just weird for me.

1171
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 5: I guess I never called my dad daddy or dad. Yeah,

1172
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 5: we called him just random shit and now I call

1173
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 5: him Jimmy. But I used to call him like, we

1174
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 5: called him OG for old Geezer and.

1175
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: Like pop yeah, yeah, like joking, or we never.

1176
00:53:54,880 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 7: Said I'd call him the general. You know, hey, Maverick,

1177
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 7: when's dinner?

1178
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: You know, last night poppy dinner. I was like, you

1179
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: know that Junior mints are Grandpa's favorite candy. And she

1180
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: goes grandpa and I go, yeah, and she had two

1181
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: grandpa's there last night, and so she goes EJ.

1182
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 2: I just love it.

1183
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: I was like, Dad, she's calling you EJ. And he

1184
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: was like, she just started doing that. I don't know

1185
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: what that is. It's in for ejaculator. That's how you

1186
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: were born.

1187
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 5: It was a long road he made you.

1188
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: But warn is just like it's I type in daddy

1189
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: and you guys, I see stuff that I'm like, I

1190
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 1: think I should report this because it's adult women dressing

1191
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: up as children, and I don't think that's okay, even

1192
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: though they're adult women. I don't think it's like is

1193
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: that okay? I guess so. I mean is honoring it's

1194
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: honoring a thing. It's like saying we wish we could

1195
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: do this, but we can.

1196
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 4: So that people who like that sublimation.

1197
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: But I think it like, I'm you know, I have

1198
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: a lot of the weird thing thoughts about this because

1199
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: I do think that, you know, pedophiles should maybe have

1200
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: sex dolls that they can act out on so they

1201
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: don't actually hurt children. But then it's like, is that

1202
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 1: making them go, I want the real thing?

1203
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,959
Speaker 5: Or you don't think so, no, anything that can stop

1204
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 5: somebody from actually doing it.

1205
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: I think it, Well, what if it like like sometimes

1206
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, I do a simulated thing and I'm like, man,

1207
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: this just makes me want the real thing even more

1208
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: because this thing isn't.

1209
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 5: I think it's different when it's something that you know

1210
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,919
Speaker 5: is like a crime or like yeah, yeah, I guess

1211
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 5: I have a victim. I'm just playing.

1212
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: There's some things that I see that I just like

1213
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: and do. I get off to them one hundred percent

1214
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 1: because they are covering all the other things that I want,

1215
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: which is the discipline, the like I'm mad at you

1216
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: you've been a bad girl kind of things. So it's

1217
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: all so blurry and makes me feel weird. But you

1218
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: know what makes me really feel weird is all the

1219
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: constant ads for old people that I get. Like, if

1220
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: you watch porn, Brian, you've probably dipped your chill in

1221
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: that world. Do you get constant old saggy women's boobs

1222
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: of like there are old women in your area that

1223
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 1: want you to fuck them, and they're just like literally

1224
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 1: seventy year old women. It's as disturbing as seeing children.

1225
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: I mean it's like, oh, like because it's something that

1226
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: I have to say, like you should not be sexually

1227
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 1: attracted to eighty year old women? That is that seems paraphilia, right,

1228
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: it's not, but I mean shouldn't it be, though, Like

1229
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: because at that age you're not supposed to be like

1230
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: a sexual attractive being. Yeah, there are some malds. I'm

1231
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: not saying that they're not, but like, when.

1232
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 5: You're a human, you're good that it is within that

1233
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 5: is not too young.

1234
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 4: I don't know that. I wonder why I get.

1235
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 7: What I'll get is an ad for like lowesst from

1236
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 7: Family Guy, fucking Homer Simpson and like, yeah, like a

1237
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 7: he's anime girl getting plowed, you know by bart.

1238
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,879
Speaker 1: I get jerk mate a lot or or chatter bait,

1239
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: and it's always just like. I also don't understand the

1240
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: ads targeting people that are like, you want to come

1241
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: in thirty seconds, and I'm like, no, I want to

1242
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: I want it to be like thirty minutes.

1243
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 4: You're not going to figure come right Gunan.

1244
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like guonan. I've talked about it before, but

1245
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: I like I like I like the anticipation of the orgasm.

1246
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: I don't like the orgasm. So when they're like you

1247
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: can come in seven seconds or less, I'm like, that's awful.

1248
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: But I guess some people are just on a tight

1249
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: schedule and so that appeals to them.

1250
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 4: I got to work.

1251
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then are people also figuring out like really,

1252
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's good point? Are people also There have

1253
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: been times, by the way, that I've been on a

1254
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: plane and I've been like, I really want to fucking

1255
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: watch porn right now, And so I kind of understand

1256
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: I would never do it, but I understand why people

1257
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: sometimes sneak it because I on planes. If you ever

1258
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: see me on a plane, try to film what I'm watching.

1259
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: I give you permission to if I catch you trying

1260
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: to film what I watch it because I think it

1261
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: would be hilarious to catch what I'm watching, because so

1262
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: often it is asmr or that weird.

1263
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 5: Face is really messed up because you find inspiration in her.

1264
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's either someone who's horribly disfigured, who's talking

1265
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: out of a straw in their lower cheek because they

1266
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: got burnt by a volcano or and I'm jerking off

1267
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:28,919
Speaker 1: to it. Or it's someone eating an enormous amount of food.

1268
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: I really like the sound of chewing.

1269
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 5: Oh, muckbang.

1270
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: I like muck bangs, but most muck bangs are like

1271
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat this live squid and I'm like, just

1272
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: eat some fucking candy man, like my favorite muck banger

1273
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: right now. If you want to check them out, I

1274
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: know I've said turn people onto this. There's this person.

1275
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: She eats so much fucking food and they do one

1276
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: meal a day called oh oh mad one meal a day.

1277
00:58:59,760 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 6: Oh.

1278
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: But they eat so much and it's so soothing, and

1279
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: they don't talk at all. I don't even know what

1280
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 1: their voice sounds like. And that is VN m ASMR.

1281
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: They have like one hundred and sixty eight thousand followers. No,

1282
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 1: and like this is ASMR candy ice cream, Snickers chocolate

1283
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: TwixT cookie, Milky Way caramel bar, or an Oreo cookie

1284
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: sandwich this person ate? I mean, look, I'm looking at

1285
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,439
Speaker 1: this two Oreo ice cream bars, two Snickers ice cream bars,

1286
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,919
Speaker 1: two twixs ice cream bars, two Milky Way ice cream bars,

1287
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: two kind Bar ice cream bars, and one gigantic eminem

1288
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: cookie in one sitting and it only took them eleven minutes.

1289
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 5: And fifty four So how much money did they get

1290
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 5: for that?

1291
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: For this thing? It has forty five hundred views and

1292
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: it was posted seven hours ago. So this person is averaging.

1293
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 5: Oh you know, may how many views? How much money

1294
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 5: they're getting?

1295
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1296
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: I mean her biggest video has three point seven million views.

1297
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: That's what she ate A bunch of ASMR chocolate ice

1298
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 1: cream and then yeah.

1299
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 5: How much do you get for a million views?

1300
00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 7: I bet she.

1301
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: Probably make a couple grand a month. Yeah, for having

1302
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty eight thousands followers. So, Brian, yes,

1303
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 1: I would love if you did as war please.

1304
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 5: Not eating, but you like it like to rap? Yeah?

1305
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 5: And now I have long nails, I should tap.

1306
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it would be so fun if you

1307
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: did asmar good boy, You're such a cute boy getting

1308
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: a dog, tapping and just talking and it's so soothing.

1309
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: I wish I was just I just watched like sports

1310
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: when I was on a plane or something like that

1311
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: other people could look at.

1312
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 7: I should make an a I should make a video

1313
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 7: where I eat a cookie for two hours, one single cookie.

1314
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: That would annoy the fuck. I want to see people

1315
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,439
Speaker 1: eat the amounts of food that I want to eat.

1316
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 5: Like.

1317
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm watching it because I wish I could binge and

1318
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: I can't, so I'm like living vicariously. It's like porn if.

1319
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 5: I used to watch it because I wanted to tap,

1320
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 5: but I bet my nails and.

1321
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: Now, oh my god, yes it is that are just

1322
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: looking at what we want. If you ever look at

1323
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: muckbang like comments, there are always people that are like,

1324
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: who here's on a diet. It's all people that are

1325
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: so starving and just wanting to watch someone eat. So

1326
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: it's it's usually something when I'm like trying to be

1327
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 1: good and behaved. I watched those asmrs, but I just

1328
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,959
Speaker 1: love it so much. So try to take a picture

1329
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: of me on a plane. We got to wrap up

1330
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: this episode. Any more Halloween thoughts? Any best costume you saw?

1331
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: Did you hand out candy?

1332
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 3: I do nothing, No trigger treaters. We just went for

1333
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 3: pizza at Rocos.

1334
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 4: That's so nice.

1335
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 5: I guess I didn't either. I didn't hear the doorback.

1336
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: That's why I like living in an apartment. There's no

1337
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: trick or treaders.

1338
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 7: Ali and I went to the Chargers Bears game and

1339
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 7: dressed up like skeletons, which has now become like kind

1340
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 7: of a tradition where we go to a football game

1341
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 7: on Halloween and dress up like skeletons.

1342
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: You guys don't need therapy. It's just too cute. That's

1343
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: so adorable.

1344
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 7: And then we made a sign. We made a sign

1345
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 7: that said we are skeletons on it. What you know

1346
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 7: you can have a sign at a sports sporting event.

1347
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: Was there a joke in that or is it The

1348
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: joke is like.

1349
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 4: The joke is that it's very literal.

1350
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: That's so cute. You guys are adorable. I wore a

1351
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: shirt that said the bones are their money.

1352
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,439
Speaker 4: That's great.

1353
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: That was from the art. You think you should leave sketch,

1354
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: but I, yeah, I didn't go as anything but Poppy

1355
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: put on a wizard hat on me and I thought

1356
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: it was a witch hat, but it was. If it's floppy,

1357
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: it's a wizard.

1358
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 5: Good tonight wizards.

1359
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 2: No, but if it's.

1360
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 1: Flops it's a wizard. All right, guys, thank you so

1361
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: much for listening to the podcast. We will be here

1362
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: next week, don't you even think we won't. I'll be

1363
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 1: in Boston torow tonight Thursday night, Tomorrow Friday, and then

1364
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: on Baltimore on Saturday, So come back to see shows.

1365
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: Don't be kissed