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Speaker 1: Our confession I can't take back arms.

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Speaker 2: Speaker Texas seven eight nine two says I had a

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Speaker 2: pet cat for about seven months now. I mean, technically

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Speaker 2: he's not mine. He lives four apartment units over, but

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Speaker 2: he likes it at my place so much better that

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Speaker 2: he spends most nights here.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I tried doing that in high school, staying at somebody else's.

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Speaker 2: Spent most nights at my best friend's house, hoping that

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Speaker 2: they would just make me my own room and would

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Speaker 2: adopt me. Didn't work out that way. Now, my parents

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Speaker 2: still wanted me for some reason. But one of our

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Speaker 2: listeners also wants to confess something to us today. He's

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Speaker 2: chosen to go by Bruce as his fake name, so

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Speaker 2: let's talk to him. Bruce, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey, he's be going good.

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Speaker 3: I mean, the question is, yeah, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. Heavy heart, though a heavy heart doesn't.

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Speaker 3: Sound like it the smiliest heavy heart I've ever heard.

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Speaker 3: Even when the changes little.

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Speaker 2: Confused with that going on, but the voice changer is activated.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 2: your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I used to live in like this really

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Speaker 1: crappy apartment. I mean it was worth the roaches and

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Speaker 1: bubbles everything under the side. But they had like maintenance.

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Speaker 1: They would kind of show up if you put in

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Speaker 1: new service requests.

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Speaker 3: And I like, he said, kind of show up, because

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Speaker 3: that's really how it like. We were here.

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Speaker 2: Well, legally they have to keep things running right, so

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Speaker 2: off your fridge breaks, they go, well, we got the.

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Speaker 1: Light to work.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of loopholes though that they can get away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've had lights in my house that have not worked

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Speaker 2: the entire time. But they showed showed up there like

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Speaker 2: oh okay, we'll look more into that.

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Speaker 1: Ever reached back out. And the thing is that you

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Speaker 1: put in your service requests with the maintenance. When they came,

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Speaker 1: they would like track mud on the floor, They leave

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Speaker 1: stuff behind, and they were hot men.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like living with children.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So around Christmas time they did the special email

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Speaker 1: that they sent out and it was like what would

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Speaker 1: you want or what would you want done? And someone

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Speaker 1: and so forth, things along that line.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, opening a can of worms that email. Aren't they

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Speaker 3: like running water?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 3: Well, let me write an eight page dissertation.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, here's my shot. I was just

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Speaker 1: like I don't even care anymore. I'm over this place,

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Speaker 1: I'm over them. So I just put all this like

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Speaker 1: stupid stuff in the request is my reply, and it

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Speaker 1: was like an all extent trip to Europe.

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Speaker 3: You're funny.

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Speaker 1: I mean I put a five hundred dollars card gift

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Speaker 1: card with Eggnogs.

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Speaker 3: Christmas all so really funny, best Christmas ever. I mean,

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Speaker 3: obviously they're going to read that and know that you're

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Speaker 3: kind of fed up with them.

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Speaker 1: Right, I mean I even put a new microwave with

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Speaker 1: a thousand bucks stuff inside of it.

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Speaker 2: That would be a great Christmas present.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, I'm getting off my chest whatever.

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Speaker 1: I sent it off, totally forgot about it, right, And

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Speaker 1: then a couple of weeks later I get this note

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Speaker 1: saying that I'm getting something off my wish list. What

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Speaker 1: no way. But I assume that it was like a

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Speaker 1: generic email we sent you sent out to everyone.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sending out to like four hundred residents

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Speaker 2: in the apartment bility, You just yeahs and then everyone

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Speaker 2: will open it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we got you new doormats.

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Speaker 2: I think it's to your wishless items that are like,

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Speaker 2: oh crap, what have we done. Yeah, did anything come

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Speaker 2: of that?

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Speaker 1: So I went back to my normal life whatever, whatever,

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Speaker 1: And then one day I come home and it's like

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Speaker 1: this neatly wrapped box on my coffee table.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, inside your apartment?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or like maintenance. They must have come in or

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Speaker 1: someone came in and they left this neatly wrapped box

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Speaker 1: on my coffee table.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you got a present.

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Speaker 1: Yes. I got excited. I got I got I got excited.

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Speaker 1: I ripped it open and inside was a microwave.

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Speaker 3: No, no, the new microwave.

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, okay, let me open up and

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Speaker 1: see if there's some money inside.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you didn't actually think yeah, but there was no money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go on.

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Speaker 1: I hope you sued them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's pretty sweet though that they actually like replaced

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Speaker 3: your microwave in your unit.

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Speaker 1: But the problem is that my microwave, that's like the

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Speaker 1: one thing that did work in the unit. So I

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Speaker 1: actually didn't need a man.

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Speaker 3: You really messed up that request.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just put in the closet. And even though

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Speaker 1: I was disappointed, I was like, Okay, that was funny.

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Speaker 1: They got me. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks went by and then one day,

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Speaker 1: I just needed to microwave from pizza and yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I had. You know, I have a built in microwave

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Speaker 1: in the unit. So I go inside my microwave and

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Speaker 1: there's ten one hundred dollar bills.

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Speaker 3: Wait what what? There was one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Sitting in my microwave.

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Speaker 3: Wow, amazing. You take your apartment complex give you a

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars cash.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they did it, Maybe someone intercepted my response. I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if this is like such a crappy place

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Speaker 2: and they're truly like, look, we're about to get sued soon.

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Speaker 1: We got to make these people happy.

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Speaker 3: Is that I'm taking the managers in love with you?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, that's a good either way.

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Speaker 2: You don't question that. You don't look a gift horse

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Speaker 2: in the map. You take the thousand dollars and look

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Speaker 2: into the skies and say thanks.

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Speaker 3: And it was cash. It's untraceable, bro I don't know

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Speaker 3: there's something attached to it.

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Speaker 1: It's from a deal.

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Speaker 2: But it's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't not flirted with her

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Speaker 1: a couple of times.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now you're delays.

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Speaker 1: Broh.

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Speaker 3: Did anyone ever come forward and say, hey, did you

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Speaker 3: get the money.

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Speaker 1: Did you no, no, nothing?

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Speaker 3: What wha did you hear from any other residents?

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Speaker 2: Did they stop trying to explain it away?

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Speaker 3: That doesn't exist?

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Speaker 1: It does I kept it quiet. I wouldn't tell you anybody.

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Speaker 2: Wow, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: So you don't know if anybody else got anything, one

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Speaker 3: will ever know.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea, no que.

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Speaker 3: What did you spend the money on.

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Speaker 1: Deposit of new apartment? The next place they help you leave?

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Speaker 1: I'm out well spend Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Text in the seven eighty five nights too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide

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Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Got your phone tap coming up?

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning