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Speaker 1: That's good science. Welcome to good Science. It's the year
Speaker 1: twenty twenty nine, and President Trump has just been inaugurated
Speaker 1: the forty eighth president of the United States. Well still
Speaker 1: forty seven, because technically it's his third term in the
Speaker 1: second consecutive one. We're so pleased to be here in
Speaker 1: the future where everything is bright. It's so cool you
Speaker 1: gotta wear shades, as they said in that of old song.
Speaker 1: Now way back in the past, but here in the future,
Speaker 1: I mean the present. We're here to celebrate today, the
Speaker 1: victory the Trump administration and the victory of the Health
Speaker 1: and Human Services Department, because that's right. I'm still HHS secretary.
Speaker 1: I aim for a promotion. I thought maybe I could
Speaker 1: be the vice president or something like that, but no,
Speaker 1: because well we'll get into it in the second. But
Speaker 1: I can't believe he's here to grace me with his presence.
Speaker 1: He's a superstar, selling out over five hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: thousand tickets in the largest venue in the United States,
Speaker 1: he's the most popul bueller comedian all around the world.
Speaker 1: And the Moon base and the Mars colonies. It's the
Speaker 1: one and only knighted by Prince King Harry and knighted
Speaker 1: by King Harry himself. It's circle quem Bobby.
Speaker 2: Who Hi Hi eg bego ego big bigo we go.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Bobby, Well, you know, I'm doing great.
Speaker 3: Of course. That was a crazy inauguration, by.
Speaker 1: The way, so fun, so great, Kyle, you know.
Speaker 3: Not a lot of you probably didn't show up, but
Speaker 3: it was amazing. Trump held this inauguration at the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1: That's right, he hollowed at as we know in the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty seven he declassified the Grand Canyon as a
Speaker 1: National Historical Site, and he hollowed it out and made
Speaker 1: it essentially right at the Colorado River. That's right right
Speaker 1: out of the Colorado River, which is now the biggest
Speaker 1: urinal in the world.
Speaker 3: That's so cool, by the way, and I'm waiting for
Speaker 3: them to get one of those hockey pucks where you
Speaker 3: piss on it and put it in the Colorado River.
Speaker 1: A little one that's the little toilet, the little.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Because I don't know if you've got urn. Could
Speaker 3: you smell it? While we were down in the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 3: It fucking week down there because there's so many people pissing.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but I love that. I love you, know,
Speaker 1: like I love a good smell of a hefty, musky piss.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it means you're healthy, right, absolutely,
Speaker 1: you would know I have I have no I'm like, Kyle,
Speaker 1: I would correct you. But as you know, President Trump
Speaker 1: fast tracked me through Harvard Medical School, and I am
Speaker 1: now officially a doctor.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, thank you incredible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can diagnose people, and I wear my my
Speaker 1: doctoral uh ceremonial. That is yeah, it's actually it contains
Speaker 1: different medicines.
Speaker 3: Looks like some sort of mad Max necklace or some
Speaker 3: uh like threads like needles.
Speaker 1: You it is needles, Kyle. In here, of course, is
Speaker 1: a epinephrine. If someone has an allergy attack, I just
Speaker 1: pull it off and I jam it in them. This
Speaker 1: one's well, this is a little bit of fun. Here
Speaker 1: is a little morphine right there. Kyle.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, So they all have some sort of drug
Speaker 3: inside them.
Speaker 1: Each one has a drug. Kyle, as the health secretary,
Speaker 1: I as a now a doctor, I have to be
Speaker 1: ready but this the inaugural, I mean over forty people
Speaker 1: attended a final I mean at the fire.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I was one of them. That was incredible.
Speaker 3: Now we saw some crazy shit at this inauguration, which
Speaker 3: Trump won fair and square. Let's just put that out there.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, he won it fair and square. He was
Speaker 1: certified the president of There it's President drum and he
Speaker 1: and his new beautiful wife, Steve Bannon in a wig.
Speaker 1: Is a perfect decision for President Trump. He said, if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I gotta say Steve looked beautiful.
Speaker 3: Now we we did. Uh So, so let's talk about
Speaker 3: like what happened at this inauguration, because it was wonderful.
Speaker 3: Saw Aoc AOC was.
Speaker 1: There, well AOC she was brought her out. They had
Speaker 1: the timpany drums and they pounded it. First off, this
Speaker 1: was all of our military hardware. Every piece of the
Speaker 1: military hardware was out, tanks, the nuclear bombs, and President
Speaker 1: Putin was there. For the first time, we had the
Speaker 1: Russian president the Bible, Yeah, the actual president, and he
Speaker 1: had a Bible instead of the Supreme which is now
Speaker 1: the Super Supreme Court. He now President Putin held the
Speaker 1: Bible and he and it was it was Resputin's Bible
Speaker 1: and then he swore in which was amazing. And then
Speaker 1: they the Tippany drums and we had the Roman theme
Speaker 1: right where we had the Colisseum that was built right
Speaker 1: down the Washington Mall replaced that stupid pool, and then
Speaker 1: they put aoc out there in that hot two piece bikini.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she looked crazy, but then she was roasted, total
Speaker 3: lost battle.
Speaker 1: Well, first off, she was roasted alive physically on the
Speaker 1: Liberty Bell and then shoved into the crack. But before
Speaker 1: that we had we partnered with Comedy Central, which only
Speaker 1: does roast now it's the only cable channel still allowed
Speaker 1: to be on the air, and they did a hell
Speaker 1: of a row.
Speaker 3: When we say roasts, we're talking about just straight up awful,
Speaker 3: insulting and hitting. There is no joke part hearing.
Speaker 1: There's no more jokes anymore. In roasts. It's just physical beatings.
Speaker 3: Comedy is just physical beatings. Now, comedy is just hurting
Speaker 3: people and making people feel terrible.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah? Well it's great, Kyle, because comedy
Speaker 1: has always been inverted. As I learned in my doctoral
Speaker 1: thesis which you inspired, because I could never understand what
Speaker 1: the fuck's up with this guy? He's not funny, he's
Speaker 1: not interesting. Of course, then I did the ductor study,
Speaker 1: and then you're a comedian. You're not interesting, Bigo, bigo,
Speaker 1: big bigo, And you are actually one of the great comedians.
Speaker 1: Your lack of personality, your inability to string aside. And
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: Consider myself on the Mount Rushmore. And we know that
Speaker 3: Trump is putting himself on Mount Rushmore. Now, yeah, so
Speaker 3: I would say, for me, the comedy Mount Rushmore has
Speaker 3: got to be me. Eddie Murphy. Oh well, it is
Speaker 3: like the oldest comedian known.
Speaker 1: To Now he's the oldest comedian now.
Speaker 3: Is up there, Mark Norman is up there, Hinchcliff is
Speaker 3: up there. Yeah, and Trump himself and he.
Speaker 1: Should also be on the comedy one. That's right, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, there and so and Tony and
Speaker 1: but you know what I love is Dane Cook. You
Speaker 1: know Dane Cook is about to you know he did
Speaker 1: that hit movie a couple of years ago, a great movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well he it was called Dane Chef, right, Dane Chef,
Speaker 1: And it's where he's he's he he's a homeless guy
Speaker 1: at the beginning, right, and he eats his and his
Speaker 1: every day he has to eat his own ship out
Speaker 1: of his ass and and then he but every day
Speaker 1: he goes in an alley way and he's behind a
Speaker 1: Michelin star restaurant where he learns how to prepare his ship.
Speaker 1: Eight ways was as I think you know from the movie,
Speaker 1: A beautiful you know.
Speaker 3: Kick young mom and much younger, a.
Speaker 1: Much younger Kikyo comes out and she's this big chef
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, what's this delicious? And then he goes,
Speaker 1: it's my shit, and she throws up on him. But
Speaker 1: the next day she goes, I.
Speaker 3: Want to hire you as my yeah, and he goes
Speaker 3: from cook to Dane Cook to Dane chef Todd. Now,
Speaker 3: let's talk about the election, because I'm hearing a lot
Speaker 3: of people, a lot of people talking shit about how
Speaker 3: Trump was his third term, because it's absolutely bullshit. It
Speaker 3: was fair and square.
Speaker 1: They're total haters and went before we get to this election.
Speaker 1: First off, you did an incredible job as a man,
Speaker 1: Doug Gorman. And this was a real fun thing that
Speaker 1: he did.
Speaker 3: Is yeah, So I was the poet laureate. Is that
Speaker 3: what it's called. I don't know who I was the laureate.
Speaker 1: Metcalf, the poet Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 3: I was the poet Hugh laureate Metcalf at the inauguration,
Speaker 3: and they called me the Amanda Gorman because I am
Speaker 3: a man, and I just yeah, I I basically spoke
Speaker 3: at the inauguration and told a few roast jokes about
Speaker 3: President Trump in his third term. Nothing too fucked up,
Speaker 3: you know, because I didn't want to get killed. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it was pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, and then you know when they you did that,
Speaker 1: and then they're roasting as they shove her in the
Speaker 1: bell and they and they put her in the crack
Speaker 1: and then she's all bent up. And then they took
Speaker 1: the bob woman from Massachusetts and they and they took
Speaker 1: her and they dragged her around in a chariot race.
Speaker 1: And then and then the only person that he won't touch,
Speaker 1: of course, is Mandan.
Speaker 3: That's right, Mom, Dommy, Mom, Domiona. Uh, what is it.
Speaker 1: Mandani?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess he's gonna be the chief of staff.
Speaker 1: I don't know, even though he keeps saying I'm not
Speaker 1: the chief of staff, I'm still the mayor of New York. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's.
Speaker 3: But Trump is in love with this guy. I don't
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 1: He wants to adopt him and make him his baby.
Speaker 3: Now, how funny was it when Chuck Schumer got quartered
Speaker 3: at the fucking they.
Speaker 1: Ripped him like drawn quarter draw. They had that fun
Speaker 1: caricature artist you know, normally.
Speaker 3: He was drawn, and then they put quarters all over
Speaker 3: his body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so first they drew him, and they drew him
Speaker 1: with the surfboard with this big, big head and yeah,
Speaker 1: like a Jeordan pants on. And then they put quarters
Speaker 1: on him. Because he's so old, the pressure of those
Speaker 1: quarters crushed him. His limbs crushed him.
Speaker 3: So he's dead.
Speaker 1: So he's dead. But he was the candidate. So the election,
Speaker 1: you know, Kyle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he so, uh, it's crazy because the Democrats ran
Speaker 3: Chuck Schumer against Trump. Now there's saying the election was stolen,
Speaker 3: and that because of the National Guard, because people were
Speaker 3: shot going to voting booths because to be yeah, they
Speaker 3: had to be.
Speaker 1: That was unrest because they were violent leftists. And now
Speaker 1: that leftists and liberals are technically under the constitution regarded
Speaker 1: as terrorists, it is our duty to kill them in
Speaker 1: the street in order to protect Frankly, it's fun yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun, you know. You know, first off,
Speaker 1: this election was lost already, way back in the past
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty six, when the Democrats spent months trying
Speaker 1: to make sure that Fetterman, who's now, of course the
Speaker 1: top Republican, the veer I was.
Speaker 3: In the WWE. Is that not right?
Speaker 1: He is in the WWE. And he's also the Senate
Speaker 1: Majority Leader, John John Fetterman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now, okay, all right, so let's talk about election day.
Speaker 3: Quote unquote, hold on your running nose. It's all that
Speaker 3: coke that you did at the inauguration.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, man, finally I can be you know what,
Speaker 1: I Finally I could be honest about all the blow
Speaker 1: I do. Now that Cheryl's dead.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, let's talk about that. Cheryl is dead.
Speaker 1: Cheryl died everyone, baby, She died in the Great Shrimp
Speaker 1: War of twenty twenty seven. Yes, when the when the
Speaker 1: Chinese shrimp company landed on the shores of the California coast.
Speaker 1: Right insists that was crazy, by the way, Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know what they wanted. They wanted to make us
Speaker 1: at the tip of a barrel, at the tip of
Speaker 1: a gun. They're like, you're gonna eat our all you
Speaker 1: can eat shrimp, and we said we don't want it anymore.
Speaker 1: It's enough shrimp.
Speaker 3: And we went to war for the next year about
Speaker 3: this giant shrimp. Right, and Cheryl died in that.
Speaker 1: Carl was well. I volunteered her. If you remember that
Speaker 1: cabinet meeting when President Trump, the reporter said, President Trump,
Speaker 1: you're getting us into yet another war. You've bombed you,
Speaker 1: you dropped a nuke on Ukraine, you killed Zelenski, You've
Speaker 1: irradiated Europe. The Iran War is still going on. The
Speaker 1: American soldiers are dying left in right, and now you
Speaker 1: have us involved in a shrimp war. But a shrimp war.
Speaker 3: I mean I understood the shrimp war because shrimp is delicious.
Speaker 3: I mean, it comes in so many forms. It's coconut, it's.
Speaker 1: Cocktail coconut cocktail.
Speaker 2: Prawn, right, that's t tie tie shrimp tysh I guess
Speaker 2: it's like maybe three or four different i'me chili shrimp.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's just like flavoring.
Speaker 1: Well, what about a klipenio stuff shrimp? You ever had that?
Speaker 3: No, that's no, So the trip there's jalapeno in the shrimp.
Speaker 1: I think so I don't know. I've been made. I
Speaker 1: made it up.
Speaker 3: Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: Because that's my new thing. I just make things up, Kyle.
Speaker 1: My new thing is I just say, hey, uh, did
Speaker 1: you know that a steak can wear a hat to
Speaker 1: a dinner party and it's not rude?
Speaker 3: Wait? Is that real?
Speaker 1: Oh, Kyle, it's a lie. I'm telling Okay, Well, steaks
Speaker 1: don't wear hats, all right, but they do go to
Speaker 1: dinner parties.
Speaker 3: I just want to say that I think that Trump
Speaker 3: needed to unleash the military on our pop right.
Speaker 1: Well, first off, everyone knows when in the distant past
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty six, when everything looked like anybody's game.
Speaker 1: Remember how fred we were that the Democrats were going
Speaker 1: to take over the Congress in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: And I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it was crazy.
Speaker 3: It was in my comedy career.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have too much going on, you know, you
Speaker 1: just started to take off.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you know, I was just starting to platform
Speaker 3: Nazis by that point, So just beginning right.
Speaker 1: Well, and well I was paying attention, Kyle, and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what happened. The President Trump said, I think
Speaker 1: that there are people who are gonna lie about their votes,
Speaker 1: like women who were married or divorced, women who didn't
Speaker 1: change their name, dead people, dead people, or black or
Speaker 1: brown people who didn't support him, or white liberals, anyone
Speaker 1: who shouldn't count vote, who shouldn't count as a vote.
Speaker 1: And no, he said, this is a threat. So the
Speaker 1: key areas like Philadelphia, New York, are.
Speaker 3: Animals allowed to vote?
Speaker 1: They are? Now?
Speaker 3: Okay? So and is it every kind of animal? I
Speaker 3: know we are considered technically animals. We are animals, okay?
Speaker 3: So are every is every animal allowed to vote?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: The only types of animals that are allowed to vote Kyle,
Speaker 1: as per the Animal Voting Act of twenty twenty seven,
Speaker 1: are the pets of already recorded Trump voters. So let's
Speaker 1: say you have a cockapoo who belonged to a you know,
Speaker 1: a upwardly mobile family that lives in suburban Salt Lake
Speaker 1: City and they, you know, have two daughters and you know,
Speaker 1: dads involved in business and also to spy on his
Speaker 1: daughter's friends when they come over to use the pool,
Speaker 1: and they're all around and their dog, their cockapoo because
Speaker 1: they voted for trot.
Speaker 3: How does the dog actually do that?
Speaker 1: Well, very easily.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: The voting booths for animals, particularly dogs, are set up
Speaker 1: that there's a little treat, usually a greenie, because dogs
Speaker 1: love greenies and they and it's a shame that greenie,
Speaker 1: of course was the greene factory was destroyed and taken
Speaker 1: over by a data center. But we needed and we
Speaker 1: needed the data. We need more data and less greenies.
Speaker 1: But back then, the greenie was placed on the voting
Speaker 1: area where the dog could go up and it was
Speaker 1: Aviva activated buttons on the vote. Yeah, it's never gonna
Speaker 1: select the Democrat because the greenees on the.
Speaker 3: Trump I love it and I love that Vice President
Speaker 3: Epstein made that decision to allow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what a what a what a you know.
Speaker 1: Jd Vance turned out It's a shame what happened to
Speaker 1: him and held he.
Speaker 3: Actually turned out to be Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1: He was in hiding, well, Jeffrey Epstein was in hiding.
Speaker 1: Jd Vance got his head blown off, just like Charlie.
Speaker 3: Kirk jd Vance did. Who is jd Vance?
Speaker 1: Jd Vance was the Vice President of the United States
Speaker 1: prior to Jeffrey Epstein. When he came out of hiding
Speaker 1: and admitted.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's remind everybody. So Jeffrey Epstein did not actually
Speaker 3: die and is now the vice president.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein came out of hiding and he said, I
Speaker 1: didn't do it. I didn't do it, and and and
Speaker 1: then Bill Clinton made this video. You could see something
Speaker 1: that looks like a rifle pressed against his head, but
Speaker 1: they said it was a boom mic and he said,
Speaker 1: I did I did it. I had the island, I
Speaker 1: did it all. And they exonerated Jeffrey Epstein. And then
Speaker 1: we created a new division of Ice called Nice to
Speaker 1: hunt down naughty idiot carousing extortionists, which are the Epstein victims.
Speaker 1: And we hunted them down like the Jedi, and we
Speaker 1: eliminated them, which and we had a list because we
Speaker 1: had all the Epstein files, so we published all their names.
Speaker 1: It was very easy. We already had done that in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four and five.
Speaker 3: Four and five twenty seven.
Speaker 1: That's oh whoa, let me open up the history books
Speaker 1: for that one.
Speaker 3: So now six seven and I don't know if everyone
Speaker 3: knows this, but it has become the new pledge of allegiance.
Speaker 3: So when kids go to school, they just say six.
Speaker 1: They just say six seven. And then that's it, and
Speaker 1: they are now allied with the United States.
Speaker 3: All right, So let's talk about some of the changes
Speaker 3: that are taking effect right away as this new administration
Speaker 3: takes hold. So, first off, marriage is now redefined, right,
Speaker 3: It's between a man and AI. Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a marriage. President Trump decided that the mold
Speaker 1: least controversial thing we could do was to classify marriage
Speaker 1: as between a man and his teen AI. And that
Speaker 1: way it clears up all the legal loopholes. So it's
Speaker 1: defined as a man who falls in love with a
Speaker 1: teen AI that he creates.
Speaker 3: And now that that AI isn't technically young, so.
Speaker 1: Now the AI is finally getting its recognition. And of course, uh,
Speaker 1: cocaine and ketamine had been legalized, which was my doing.
Speaker 1: I did that through the FD congratulations.
Speaker 3: So now there won't be any cartels fighting over it
Speaker 3: because it's actually very legal. And actually, yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: we're you're promoting.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, well i'm I'm I Now that
Speaker 1: Special K is no longer a serial brand, but is
Speaker 1: actually a ketamine brand. I do advertise that now the
Speaker 1: President Trump has broken down the barrier between y advertising
Speaker 1: and endorsements and government work. As you know, my big
Speaker 1: saying and the commercial is I go get out of
Speaker 1: my way, special K. And it's like I'm you know,
Speaker 1: sweating and and and I don't know what to do
Speaker 1: because I haven't had my special K. And then now
Speaker 1: talk to me.
Speaker 3: About your other your other mandate here, which is you
Speaker 3: made the black plague rampant. You're bringing back the black plague?
Speaker 3: And why is that?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, the black plague has always been something
Speaker 1: everyone's been afraid of, Kyle. You know, they go, oh no,
Speaker 1: this is the one that's gonna do us in. And
Speaker 1: I looked at the statistics and actually when you look
Speaker 1: at the number of people killed by the Black plague
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 3: Well, shit, I heard about this. It's false. It's false.
Speaker 3: It's only like twelve twelve people. So the black plague?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 3: And who did that? Who? Who basically put that that
Speaker 3: that rumor?
Speaker 1: Well, Kyle, there's a reason that there was an inquisition
Speaker 1: actually by the Catholic Church.
Speaker 3: So this is Jewish people.
Speaker 1: It was a series a bunch of ancient Jews.
Speaker 3: Is this true that they were? Back then the ancient
Speaker 3: Jews were called juju bees.
Speaker 1: They were called juju bees because they collected in hives,
Speaker 1: and they produced honey when they vomited. So the juju
Speaker 1: bees were magical, and one juju be was allowed per village,
Speaker 1: and they handled the money and all of the you know,
Speaker 1: all the dirty things like.
Speaker 3: And that's why you see now like Jews actually eating
Speaker 3: honeycake on their holidays.
Speaker 1: Well, this is.
Speaker 3: Why they love the remnant.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, they're like, this is the tradition of eating
Speaker 1: the vomit, which was a major It was very pulsive
Speaker 1: to people in the small towns. But the juju bees
Speaker 1: they were too And some would say that this is
Speaker 1: wrong in history, that the juju bees were well organized,
Speaker 1: they had effective hive mentality, they were building incredible structures,
Speaker 1: they were producing a lot of honey.
Speaker 3: Now, when we got the hexagon from.
Speaker 1: Jews, before the Jujub's, there was no hexagon.
Speaker 3: How many sides hexagon has six sides six six six.
Speaker 3: That's the mark of who.
Speaker 1: That's the mark of the beast, of who loved me,
Speaker 1: That's the mark of the weast.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, you look like Katie Katie Lang right now.
Speaker 1: I know I did well. That was president I got.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of attracted to you.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Kyle because President Trump gave us each one
Speaker 1: opportunity to use an AI enhanced surgical system to become
Speaker 1: any celebrity of our choice. And I always Cheryl will
Speaker 1: God rest her soul. Cheryl would always go, Jesus, how
Speaker 1: much Katie Lang are you gonna listen to? And I
Speaker 1: was like, I love Katie Lang, shut up and let
Speaker 1: me drive.
Speaker 3: By the way. You see Josh two this weekend?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, good, great, finally made another one.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm so happy sixty years later, so happy.
Speaker 3: We should go see it again this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rob Schneider playing Roy Schneider.
Speaker 3: Rob Schneider playing Roy Schneider, and the shark was actually
Speaker 3: and the shark was the shark was played by Gerard Butler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was great. It was great, And say.
Speaker 3: Can we get times for this weekend to go see
Speaker 3: again Jaws to Tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 3: Wow, that was amazing, And we could go to Chili's Chili's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to Chili's.
Speaker 3: Chili's first and then we'll go chili.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing about Chili's is now they promise you
Speaker 1: that you will ship your pants in five minutes from
Speaker 1: eating your order, and there's only one rest that will
Speaker 1: guarantee that.
Speaker 3: And it's finally people are admitting that that's what they
Speaker 3: want when they go to a restaurant.
Speaker 1: You know. Uh what I just want to say, I
Speaker 1: loved Jaws two so much and and and uh I
Speaker 1: love the play on words that it's that Jaws has
Speaker 1: no teeth and he's really just trying to get on
Speaker 1: land to find a dentist, and it's Jaws two.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I like the fact that once Spielberg died,
Speaker 3: we could take any of his filmography and do whatever
Speaker 3: we wanted with.
Speaker 1: Right right, because great, yeah yeah, because they're gonna remake.
Speaker 3: The remaking ET the College Years finally is gonna drink
Speaker 3: some beer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, et And they they brought back the whole cast
Speaker 1: of Dawson's Creek, including the dead body of James Vanderbeek,
Speaker 1: which they're going to Is that Spielberg too, Yeah no,
Speaker 1: but but James Vanderbeek's character Dawson Love. It's all this
Speaker 1: a Spielberg, so they said it technically falls under the
Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg universe. So e T is gonna be dating
Speaker 1: Joey and the upcoming season premiere of ET the College
Speaker 1: Years and of course this Ai yai ya yay where
Speaker 1: Haley Joe Osma goes on a vacation to Italy and
Speaker 1: he meets a big Italian family with a big fat
Speaker 1: grandmama and a hot This is.
Speaker 3: My big fat Greek wedding three.
Speaker 1: Correct, Yes, but it's called ai ya ya ya. They
Speaker 1: took the script and they oh retire Ai of Ai
Speaker 1: and so Haley Joel osmit, he's because a lot of
Speaker 1: people you know in Ai right, he's frozen in the
Speaker 1: ship for like a long time.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're fucking talking about.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, it's I.
Speaker 3: Don't watch movies anymore. I just watch vertical.
Speaker 1: Well, you can eat them now.
Speaker 3: Except for Jaws two.
Speaker 1: Obviously, have you eaten any movie you?
Speaker 3: Have you eaten any verticals? No?
Speaker 1: No, you can't eat a vertical, But you can't eat
Speaker 1: a movie. Now. Have you not heard about this?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Movie in a pill?
Speaker 1: Yeah, movie in a pill.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Oh god. Obsession three tasted like bacon and peaches.
Speaker 3: Bobby I wanted to share with our listeners a little
Speaker 3: bit of Trump's inaugural speech because only forty people got
Speaker 3: to hear it, and we could talk about how brilliant
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: Well, it was really incredible. Let's just hear the very
Speaker 1: beginning when he was celebrated.
Speaker 3: Folks, this was incredible.
Speaker 1: He looked so good. So he looked so incredible. Oh,
Speaker 1: everyone's this guy's too old, not at all. Chuck Schumer's
Speaker 1: no diaper.
Speaker 3: There was no diaper involved, by the way. It was
Speaker 3: just open shitting.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, and uh well, let's just let
Speaker 1: this vigorous speech speak for it's wow.
Speaker 6: This is just unbelievable.
Speaker 7: Another goal a third term that.
Speaker 6: We get to celebrate together Vice Presidents Epstein, the Supreme
Speaker 6: super Supreme Court with lead singer Gortia.
Speaker 7: And former President.
Speaker 6: None of the former presidents shut up.
Speaker 4: Because they're all detained in Getball, and we got.
Speaker 7: Them there and we're gonna keep them forever there.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 4: Nobody said I could do it.
Speaker 1: Everybody said there is no way that Donald.
Speaker 4: John Trump, Joni Mitchell Trump, Donald Joni Mitchell Trump.
Speaker 1: Good paved paradise and put up a party lot. But
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: I did it again. The Constitution said no.
Speaker 5: The protesters, the lesbians, all the big bull dykes, but
Speaker 5: their stupid signs we mowed them down officially today, according
Speaker 5: to the fat Is FBI, to be.
Speaker 6: A leftist is a terrorist.
Speaker 8: A leftirist is what we call them now. We called
Speaker 8: him leftists and they're so terrible. They did that nine
Speaker 8: to eleven and everyone said I did it. It was
Speaker 8: the leftists who did it, and mandanmy mondummy who did it.
Speaker 4: And but we leave him in New York. We like him,
Speaker 4: he's a good guy.
Speaker 3: We won't touch the New York Bobby. Let's stop there
Speaker 3: for a second. That was incredible.
Speaker 1: First, it was really amazed, so inspiring.
Speaker 3: So inspiring. State on Focus. He mentioned nine to eleven two, right,
Speaker 3: and that was a seminal moment. And I'm not sure
Speaker 3: what I'm saying when I say that that.
Speaker 1: Was because so many people came at the same time.
Speaker 3: That's right. Let's talk about nine to eleven two for
Speaker 3: a second.
Speaker 1: Well, so, of course the nine eleven two was a leftist,
Speaker 1: leftist terrorist. This is what allowed President Trump to declare
Speaker 1: martial law when that plane. Now, a lot of people
Speaker 1: have said and they've slowed down the photos, and they've
Speaker 1: shown all they.
Speaker 3: Slowed down the photos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they slowed the photo. Well, as you know now,
Speaker 1: there is no video anymore.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just moving photos.
Speaker 1: Just moving photos is what it's called. Now. And this
Speaker 1: is why we don't have video of President Trump's and
Speaker 1: now your asia because he suspended all the license of
Speaker 1: every single media organ guys, and so nobody could broadcast anymore.
Speaker 3: Now, what is why why do we call it nine
Speaker 3: to eleven two? Well? What is that that framing there?
Speaker 1: Okay? Well, so first off, it was scheduled for on
Speaker 1: September eleventh, twenty twenty eight, at eight o five and
Speaker 1: eight oh three in the morning. Uh, And this was
Speaker 1: a it was a faster, easier So this is.
Speaker 3: Like nine to eleven the college years.
Speaker 1: This was like nine eleven. This is in partnership with
Speaker 1: ET the college years.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh, I see it was a collab.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was a collab because if you remember at
Speaker 1: the end when the building collapsed, that they showed a
Speaker 1: holo collapse in the dust collapsed. Actually it collapsed, it
Speaker 1: collabs collab the collab collapse. Yeah, it's a collab collapse
Speaker 1: because then the dust they projected a hologram of a
Speaker 1: hot eat with his college.
Speaker 3: That's right, And what is nine to eleven times two?
Speaker 3: Nine to eleven times two is twenty two nine eleven
Speaker 3: times what about the nine part.
Speaker 1: Oh, because that's a month, so you admit it. But
Speaker 1: if we're gonna do the math, nine to eleven times
Speaker 1: two is eighteen twenty two, which happens to be the
Speaker 1: year that B B. Nettanya, who was born.
Speaker 3: Eighteen twenty two. I didn't know he was that young.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's what when Eddie Murphy was a comic.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, Eddie Murphy had just started out in eighteen
Speaker 1: twenty two, performing on in the back of Hey Hey
Speaker 1: transport wagons. Yeah, okay, all right, let's keep going with this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's keep going with all right, let's keep going
Speaker 3: with the inaugural speech.
Speaker 6: Well, no news, no news, there's no you know what
Speaker 6: they used to.
Speaker 4: Say, no news is good news, and that's true.
Speaker 1: Spoorsh And he came back and he said I didn't
Speaker 1: do it, But with.
Speaker 4: That big Jew accent.
Speaker 1: That he has, he was like, oh, it didn't do me,
Speaker 1: I sir.
Speaker 7: He came into the oval other shirt, Sure, I didn't
Speaker 7: do it the island you've been there, and I said no, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: you're not drinking me. I know that you're Hillary Clinton
Speaker 7: in a mask but then we found Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1: We picked her up with it.
Speaker 4: We hear it, and we ripped her fucking face off,
Speaker 4: and there was this blood and skull underneath there.
Speaker 1: So it was true she was Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 4: But now she.
Speaker 5: Had John Travolsa's face on her because we did a
Speaker 5: truth we faced off Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 4: Maybe she could win with John Travolta's face. I don't know.
Speaker 7: You'll have to try Hillary.
Speaker 3: Where So Hillary Clinton is now John travolt She's using
Speaker 3: John Travolta's face. Is that what we've learned here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And now she's wearing a stupid little beret and
Speaker 1: has a mustache. And she's directing movies.
Speaker 3: She's directing movies, and she's directing direct pictures.
Speaker 1: Photos. She's directing photos.
Speaker 3: She's directing photos. Okay, well, she's directing photos of Bill
Speaker 3: Clinton's sex life. Yeah right, she's remaking something called Saturday
Speaker 3: Night Beaver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she did that right after she made My so
Speaker 1: called sex life with Bill Clinton and where he was
Speaker 1: a teen he played a teenage girl. This was part
Speaker 1: of his sentence that he had, but he.
Speaker 3: Had Jean Travolta with John Travolta's face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, John. Hillary's directing all of
Speaker 1: it as John Travolta because she's got John Travolta's face.
Speaker 1: And then Bill Clinton had to do My so called
Speaker 1: sex life. And now he's doing Saturday Night Beaver, where
Speaker 1: he's all grown up and he's gotta take it from everybody.
Speaker 1: In this one Saturday Night, a millionaire named named Billy
Speaker 1: Brewster says, if you could take it, if you could
Speaker 1: take a thousand cocks one night, I'll give you a
Speaker 1: million dollars and then you got a thousand cocks. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Saturday Night Beaver because he's dressed as a beaver
Speaker 1: and all these guys like doing Oh I.
Speaker 3: Thought beaver was referring to all how Clinton refers to
Speaker 3: the women he's sleeping with.
Speaker 1: That's the punishment he called a beaver. So he turns
Speaker 1: into a beaver. But I don't mean like an animal beaver.
Speaker 1: He turns into one big giant vagina and he's kind
Speaker 1: of sliding around like a slug, all over all over
Speaker 1: Saturday Night. You know the set of Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3: That's a wild movie.
Speaker 1: I gotta say that's wild photo. Well, it's a great photo,
Speaker 1: and I mean the woman who plays Gilda Radner is
Speaker 1: just incredible, and Ai George Carlin is great.
Speaker 3: And I love how they're bringing back all the old
Speaker 3: actors with Ai. Now, oh yeah, and we got no
Speaker 3: they have no say in the matter either. It's against
Speaker 3: their will and against their families will.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, it's actually literally against the family. Well, and
Speaker 1: you know, now there's Mary Tyler Moore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got married Tyler Moore doing crazy sex scenes.
Speaker 3: And they've got Anthony Quinn jerking off into a waterfall
Speaker 3: that was nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they got as neer At Asner when
Speaker 1: he's he's rolling around on the ground and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm a rhino. I'm a rhino, over and over again,
Speaker 1: and I'm a rhino. I'm a rhino, and the braying
Speaker 1: and then a child walks up and then he ships
Speaker 1: right on the child, you know, like a powerful and the.
Speaker 3: Ship is played by Audrey Hepburn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, crazy, Yeah, vapor had vapor Audrey Hepburn,
Speaker 1: what's that vapor? She's a vapor.
Speaker 3: She's like a ship vapor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a ship vapor. Yeah. I love it.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's keep going with this. Let's here, let's go
Speaker 3: ahead here we'll go. Let's listen some more of this
Speaker 3: inaugural speech. That was incredible.
Speaker 4: We did it, and now I'm here and I'm queer, baby,
Speaker 4: get used to it. That's right, I'm queer presenting and
Speaker 4: I'm fine with that. It's the one thing I've adopted
Speaker 4: from the leftist move the left terrorist move, the left
Speaker 4: of RAR movement, is that I'm queer now and I
Speaker 4: love it because I can put my dick in more holes.
Speaker 4: What do we have for the future. Well, I have
Speaker 4: a new crypto coin called cunt Coin, and it's a
Speaker 4: credible You can buy women with it, and you can
Speaker 4: trade it and sell it except only when I say so.
Speaker 4: In fact, Kelsie is Kelsy grammar. We've combined the most
Speaker 4: incredible spelling app.
Speaker 1: This is an AI generated.
Speaker 4: AI generated app, and what it does is it says
Speaker 4: it's a spell checkets checks your grammar, but it also
Speaker 4: makes bets on shiit like you know who is in
Speaker 4: my gilastomy bad going to explode right now? WHOA? Well
Speaker 4: it did, and so you won some You won the
Speaker 4: money on the Kelsey grammar and you also edited your
Speaker 4: resume at this same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so let's talk about he brings up a good
Speaker 3: point from cal she Now we can bet on everything. Now, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's complete. Cal SHEI basically owns the country.
Speaker 1: Is that correct? You know it does well because that's cool.
Speaker 1: You can now with the advent of AI, the number
Speaker 1: of data I mean, you know, there's more data centers
Speaker 1: now than there is naturally preserved land in the United States.
Speaker 1: You know, Teddy Roosevelt made a huge mistake because he said, oh,
Speaker 1: we got to preserve it. But maybe he was a
Speaker 1: visionary because he set aside all this land for these
Speaker 1: great data centers. And now that we know that brown
Speaker 1: water that like chocolate is actually really good for you,
Speaker 1: because first off, who does it like chocolate water? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like everyone loves it because when
Speaker 1: you watch Willie Wonka, they go goostuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah you want to Augustus glup. But yeah, he wanted
Speaker 3: to go in that chocolate water. Now, I use Calci
Speaker 3: specifically to bet on my jokes and whether I hit
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 1: I use Calchy to uh. For instance, the other day
Speaker 1: I said, Calchi is Sheryl's ghosts gonna appear to me
Speaker 1: when I try to bring this woman home, this AI
Speaker 1: woman home to have sex with her in her robot Viagina,
Speaker 1: and well, her ghost did appear to me. That's great,
Speaker 1: haunted me. It scared the Bejesus out of me. And
Speaker 1: you know what, I made twenty thousand cunt coins.
Speaker 3: That's incredible. Now we're betting on everything. War Trump is
Speaker 3: well shooting people and making money because of it. That's fun.
Speaker 1: Well, he you know he's been doing. You know, I
Speaker 1: want to say that. You know, there was only one
Speaker 1: option in Ukraine. The medical situation in Ukraine was out
Speaker 1: of control. I mean, people were dying left and right.
Speaker 1: And of course there was the parogyitis that developed in Hey.
Speaker 3: Siri, get me a table at the Rainforest cafeesday.
Speaker 1: I understand you're a popular guy, and I mean, I
Speaker 1: do you know parogiitis? I just want to say, comes
Speaker 1: fried first, it's fried, your skin fries up, and then
Speaker 1: boil's form after that.
Speaker 3: That's what happened to AOC at the inauguration.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: Well, we gave her an advanced weaponized form of parochi itis,
Speaker 1: which was what actually he was going to use on
Speaker 1: the Russians until we stepped in and we used a
Speaker 1: Saudi nuclear weapon to stop Ukraine. And now, yeah, so
Speaker 1: you know Europe is irradiated. I don't know an ego
Speaker 1: B go to them, ego be go to you, because
Speaker 1: you know, if anyone's ever heard the Talking Heads nothing
Speaker 1: but Flowers song, people forget that. After no one has
Speaker 1: heard that, Oh wow, it's a great song. And when
Speaker 1: you listen to it, you learned that after they dropped
Speaker 1: the bomb on Nagasaki and herotian.
Speaker 3: This is the Gap Band. Yeah you know it's Talking
Speaker 3: Head Gap. I thought the Gap Band dropped a bomb.
Speaker 1: That's their song. They dropped the bomb on you. Okay,
Speaker 1: that way, we don't have a licensing.
Speaker 3: So the Gap Band actually won World War two. You
Speaker 3: could say that World War you could because then all
Speaker 3: these flowers grew out of the radiation. Flowers for algernal,
Speaker 3: flowers for allergies, for allergies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, flowers for allergies. I mean, how else do you
Speaker 1: think you have allergies? You sniff a flower and then
Speaker 1: you have an allergy because.
Speaker 3: You Yeah, no, I heard about that.
Speaker 1: But now there's no more bees, so we don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about it.
Speaker 3: What is pollen?
Speaker 1: Is that real? Well, it used to be, Kyle, back
Speaker 1: when we had to be What does that mean? Well,
Speaker 1: as you know. Now, we have what we call protein cubes,
Speaker 1: and we eat the protein cubes that are made of
Speaker 1: you know, different crushed bugs.
Speaker 3: And a cube is like a circle but with corners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a cube is a circle with edges. It's not
Speaker 1: a hexagon edges. Because of course, we know the Juju
Speaker 1: bees are no longer and the bees are gone too,
Speaker 1: both of them are extinct, so we had to figure
Speaker 1: out a substitute. So I fast tracked through the FB
Speaker 1: The FDI, which is the fd A and the FBI
Speaker 1: have been combined, so we do law enforcement. We also
Speaker 1: create the most delicious treats, and so we have the
Speaker 1: FDI has approved all types of artificial flavorings in these
Speaker 1: cube protein cubes, so you can still taste what honey
Speaker 1: tastes like.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 3: Wow, you can go back in time essentially two.
Speaker 1: Years ago to when there were bees but there were
Speaker 1: no and bees.
Speaker 3: Would get stuck in the honey and that's how they
Speaker 3: made Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Oh that's true. Okay, Well that's so exciting. I'm so
Speaker 3: I gotta say, Bobby, I'm so excited for the future.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for this future to happen. And I
Speaker 3: just want to give a nice shout out to who
Speaker 3: who are we giving a shout out to the Democrats?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, for I just want to add one thing, by
Speaker 1: the way, I do want to say that I want
Speaker 1: to thank chat GPT. Who's the new Secretary's.
Speaker 3: Staff Ego Bigo, Ego Bigo the chat GPT, Chat GPT.
Speaker 1: And also I thought it was cool President Trump said, hey,
Speaker 1: let's combine ICE with the Education Alliance and have ICE
Speaker 1: tea and that way everyone can have.
Speaker 3: That's right, it's ICE, which is the What does ICE
Speaker 3: stand for?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Enforcement, correction E immigration, get out of here? And then
Speaker 1: you know the Teachers Alliance T and a baby. And
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Speaker 1: Phone's incredible? Hey? Yeah, you tired, Kyle of getting phone
Speaker 1: calls on your new phone through your neuralink?
Speaker 3: Well that's what just happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, See.
Speaker 3: I got a phone call when I didn't want it.
Speaker 1: Well, guess what those days are over. I'm tired of
Speaker 1: having my life interrupted by cellular interactions, text messages, constant facetiming, WhatsApp?
Speaker 1: What's up with that? Well, with old phone, it's simple,
Speaker 1: can't tell us about it. You get a square box
Speaker 1: with a series of numbers on it that looks a
Speaker 1: lot like the numbers on your digital phone, and it
Speaker 1: has a handle and a receiver.
Speaker 3: That I heard about this, So this is like when
Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1: Was around the big box phone. And now thanks to
Speaker 1: Sam Altman Junior, who has purchased and rebooted the very
Speaker 1: popular telephone company nine X, nine X is now bringing
Speaker 1: the twenty first century to you through twentieth century technology.
Speaker 3: You seem incredible. So we're gonna have old phones we
Speaker 3: can actually use. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, and the best thing about old phone, Kyle, is
Speaker 1: just like our modern technology, you don't own it. You
Speaker 1: have to rent it from one of the nine X centers.
Speaker 3: Do you fIF what happens? I want? Let's say I
Speaker 3: want to get one of these old phones, which I do?
Speaker 1: Okay, what do I do? It's a number of easy steps.
Speaker 1: First off, physically, go to a nine X office there,
Speaker 1: bring a paper check and write out a check payment
Speaker 1: of two hundred and fifty dollars in deposit to nine X,
Speaker 1: hand the check to the woman or man behind behind
Speaker 1: the counter, and they will hand you a large box
Speaker 1: with an old phone in it with a wire attached.
Speaker 1: Then you drive to the nine X offices. There you
Speaker 1: pay a five hundred dollars deposit on a paper check,
Speaker 1: hand it to the person behind the counter to set up.
Speaker 3: One two three, one two, one two three.
Speaker 1: You go home and wait for the nine next installer
Speaker 1: to show up to your house.
Speaker 3: Drill a hole in your wall and one two three.
Speaker 1: One two three install a recep receptacle that allows you
Speaker 1: to plug your phone in. You take the wire, plug
Speaker 1: it into the wall one two three, plug it into
Speaker 1: the other end of the phone, and then pick up
Speaker 1: the receiver and there you should hear one two three
Speaker 1: a dial tone. Then go and find someone and say, hey,
Speaker 1: what's your phone number? And they'll tell you a seven
Speaker 1: digit number and maybe an area code as well. You
Speaker 1: have to remember that number.
Speaker 3: And one and yeah and one two three.
Speaker 1: You remember the number. Then you go home, go upstairs.
Speaker 1: One two things.
Speaker 3: When do I get to actually make a phone call?
Speaker 2: Bobby?
Speaker 1: So you have to get a Yellow Pages Kyle. That's
Speaker 1: how you have to get it.
Speaker 3: What is that.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's a book about piss well. I wish
Speaker 1: it was, Kyle, because I would own ten of them.
Speaker 1: My diagnosis is that the Democrats suffer from the disease
Speaker 1: of centrism. Centrism is a deadly disease, trying to appeal
Speaker 1: to a center that doesn't exist. But their disease was
Speaker 1: our cure. Over the next two years, we became the
Speaker 1: dominant culture. We brought back Inside Edition, Kyle. Isn't it
Speaker 1: great to get to watch Inside Edition again?
Speaker 3: Absolutely absolute?
Speaker 1: Isn't it fantastic to be able to read the National
Speaker 1: Inquirer and the Weekly World News has.
Speaker 3: Made brought back the original sour patch kids.
Speaker 1: That's right, the ones that give you tongue cancer.
Speaker 3: Because they brought back every This is finally America is
Speaker 3: great again. And that's due to some people who just
Speaker 3: laid down. Thank God, they laid laid down and they
Speaker 3: gave up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like clearly Canadian you can buy it anywhere now
Speaker 1: New York Seltzer you can get that at any store.
Speaker 1: Do Wop is back. The future is ours. There's no
Speaker 1: going back, Kyle. We're the ones in charge, and we
Speaker 1: set the tone, not just for the next decade, but
Speaker 1: for the next century, if not the next thousand years.
Speaker 1: A Reich, Kyle, a Reich that cannot be undone. And
Speaker 1: we all all to the Democratic Party.
Speaker 3: And you know what we could say to that that
Speaker 3: we right now are in the still.
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Speaker 4: He cloned a baby to make more organs, and he's
Speaker 4: gonna clone me and make more baby organs for me.
Speaker 4: He did one, but I then fucked the baby and
Speaker 4: it died. So now he's got to keep the baby
Speaker 4: away from me, and then the organs will be mine harvest.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, and live for New York and
Speaker 4: Saturday Night