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Speaker 1: Welcomed Aaron Mankey's Cabinet of Curiosities, a production of I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio and Grim and Mild. Our world is full

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Speaker 1: of the unexplainable, and if history is an open book,

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Speaker 1: all of these amazing tales are right there on display,

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Speaker 1: just waiting for us to explore. Welcome to the Cabinet

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Speaker 1: of Curiosities. There are countries in the world that don't

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Speaker 1: have the biggest armies or the largest populations, but they

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Speaker 1: make up for those deficiencies in other ways. Oftentimes, the

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Speaker 1: smallest nations are the ones with the most patriotic citizens.

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Speaker 1: After all, they are few and unique. But perhaps none

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Speaker 1: are fewer or more unique than the residents of one

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Speaker 1: particular place, the Republic of Milosia. It was first established

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Speaker 1: on May sixth of nineteen seventy seven as the Grand

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Speaker 1: Kevin Boo. Woldstein was a fairly sleepy nation, and its

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Speaker 1: king wasn't too interested in power or money. After some time, though,

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Speaker 1: the king ceased being part of Woldstein's progress, and Prime

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Speaker 1: renamed it the Kingdom of Edelstein, before re christening it

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Speaker 1: yet again years later as the Kingdom of Zaria. In fact,

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Speaker 1: Zaria changed names almost as many times as it changed locations.

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Speaker 1: It established the presence in Europe around this time, then

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Speaker 1: moved again in nineteen. Finally, in the mid to late

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Speaker 1: Minister Bao purchased the necessary land and planted his flag.

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Speaker 1: He then renounced to the kingdom and installed a provisional

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Speaker 1: Provinces of Utopia beginning in nineteen the United Provinces disbanded,

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Speaker 1: leaving Boo's country without an official government. It also meant

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Speaker 1: so on February twenty one, he declared the People's Democratic

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Speaker 1: Republic of Milosia as officially open for business. That gave

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Speaker 1: way to its final name eight months later, the Republic

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Speaker 1: of Milosia. It was no longer the People's Democratic Republic.

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Speaker 1: Boo was now the president and his micro nation was

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Speaker 1: also supported a new holiday called Norton Day, named for

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Speaker 1: the United States in eighteen fifty nine. In two thousand three,

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Speaker 1: Milosia branched out and started a colony called Farfala, which

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Speaker 1: it eventually surrendered two years later. Then in two thousand

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Speaker 1: the nearby micro nation of Mustakistan. The battle lasted for weeks,

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Speaker 1: with Mustakistan launching missiles into Milosia's territory. However, Bow's scrappy

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Speaker 1: having never recovered from their loss. But that wasn't the

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Speaker 1: only war that Milosia had been involved in. Apparently, back

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Speaker 1: of war from East Germany. Obviously, Germany was made whole

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Speaker 1: a non existent country wouldn't make sense, right, Well, technically,

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Speaker 1: East Germany still existed thanks to a little place off

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Speaker 1: Cuba's coast called ernst Thalman Island. It had been gifted

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Speaker 1: countries raged on. In fact, it continues to this day.

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Speaker 1: is why it was such a good idea for President

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Speaker 1: that makes sense that the biggest little country in the

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Speaker 1: The two siblings were born in Chicago, Illinois, Theodore in

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Speaker 1: In other words, he tried to have his cake and

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