Speaker 1: Welcome this happens. It is a more serious episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something really scary.
Speaker 3: It's something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't know what it is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So last night it was like the latest I have
Speaker 1: stayed up in a very long time. Like I was
Speaker 1: up to like two am, three am, which is like
Speaker 1: very out of character for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was shocked and said that because you're like
Speaker 2: impeding on my time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, well, you woke up kind of early
Speaker 1: this morning, which is my time. But I was laying
Speaker 1: in bed kind of just like spiraling, thinking about everything
Speaker 1: as one does, very existential, very like what is the
Speaker 1: point to all this? Like? And then like I hear
Speaker 1: rain and it starts raining, and I'm like, oh, thank god,
Speaker 1: Like I had such a good day yesterday, like mentally
Speaker 1: and emotionally, like thank god I have rain to final
Speaker 1: like to put a cap on this day like this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like yeah, perfect day.
Speaker 2: How could it get any better?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And so I have my window wide open, and as
Speaker 1: some of you guys know or remember, I sleep with
Speaker 1: my windows like unblinded. Like I hate blinds. I feel constricting.
Speaker 1: They make my space feel even smaller than it already is.
Speaker 1: I don't like blinds. So I'm like used to like
Speaker 1: having yeah, whatever the elements coming in, but yesterday I
Speaker 1: like open my window to like listen to the rain,
Speaker 1: and I stayed up late to experience the rain, and
Speaker 1: I'm like laying in bed with my window open, watching
Speaker 1: Succession and I hear this sound in our neighbor's backyard
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the fuck is that? And it
Speaker 1: like is very eerie. It's like a very eerie sound,
Speaker 1: like a like almost like a heavy breathing sound, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, hell no, like what is going on?
Speaker 1: So I like look out of my window and I
Speaker 1: can't see anything because I still have my like overhead
Speaker 1: light on, and I like look out and like I
Speaker 1: don't see anything, obviously I just said that, but I
Speaker 1: go and turn off my light because I'm like really
Speaker 1: curious because this sound is like getting louder and it
Speaker 1: feels like it's getting closer, and I'm like, literally, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on? Like what is this sound? Now?
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, maybe it's just our neighbor's dog
Speaker 1: like just breathing heavy being weird because they neglect that
Speaker 1: thing and it's really sad and they just lock it
Speaker 1: outside all the time, but that's not the point of
Speaker 1: the story. I look out there and there's literally a
Speaker 1: fucking person.
Speaker 2: Oh you going on like your tangent about the way
Speaker 2: they cheat their dog in the middle of your story.
Speaker 1: You guys are, but there's a person standing in their
Speaker 1: fucking bed.
Speaker 3: Are you lying?
Speaker 1: I'm being dead fucking serious. I even took a note
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, that's the killer and they're
Speaker 1: about to be killed, and like the police are gonna
Speaker 1: come over here and question me and look, but there's
Speaker 1: like this big fucking dude standing in their backyard breathing heavy,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I thought you were asleep and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to wake you up and scare you.
Speaker 1: And Josh was already asleep, and I was just like
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. So I just shut
Speaker 1: my window and went to sleep and took a note
Speaker 1: at two or three am, and was like, there was
Speaker 1: a person in their backyard and if they wake up
Speaker 1: dead or don't wake up dead, they were murdered by him,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go to the police and like talk
Speaker 1: to him about it. But I haven't heard anything from them,
Speaker 1: so they could have been murdered. But there was a
Speaker 1: person just standing breathing in their backyard.
Speaker 2: R dude, what No, that is actually like that's a no.
Speaker 1: I know that's what I'm saying. It's like actually scary.
Speaker 2: That's like actually the killer.
Speaker 1: I know it was. It was giving the killer, and
Speaker 1: like I don't know if he was looking at me,
Speaker 1: like I don't know if he was looking in at
Speaker 1: my window. And I was just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like this is the first time in my life, like
Speaker 1: I want blinds. Like it was very very eerie. I
Speaker 1: can even show you that note because I was.
Speaker 2: I wish you took a picture.
Speaker 1: I was like so scared. I was literally shaking in
Speaker 1: my boots. And normally, like I know, normally I would
Speaker 1: text you and be like there's someone, but I really
Speaker 1: was like freaking the fuck out like PTSD from like
Speaker 1: the first Home Invasion, Like I was like shaking in
Speaker 1: my boots, like I wanted to come and ground.
Speaker 2: We've literally been manifesting, yeah, for real, like evil things.
Speaker 1: We've been reading.
Speaker 2: Just possible to talk about anything bad that's ever happened
Speaker 2: to you because you're just gonna manifest more things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been manifesting like all the bad ship. But
Speaker 1: look I look two oh three m heard sound in
Speaker 1: neighbors backyard and then I looked out and he was
Speaker 1: fucking standing there. It was so scary. Fucking god, that's
Speaker 1: so scary.
Speaker 2: Well, I had fun on my iPhone last night. I
Speaker 2: fell asleep watching The Muppet Show and looking at cars
Speaker 2: on Facebook Market, and then I went to sleep, and
Speaker 2: then I was doing my investigative research on estate sales
Speaker 2: because I still don't think they're real and I still
Speaker 2: have not figured out how to find them, but I
Speaker 2: really want to go to one before I leave town.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like really determined.
Speaker 1: There's probably like a website that's like a state sales
Speaker 1: dot com.
Speaker 2: No, there literally is, but it was made in nineteen
Speaker 2: forty two, and it literally functions like except for somebody
Speaker 2: who only reads newspapers, like if you really look at it.
Speaker 2: A lot of those old websites are based on newspapers,
Speaker 2: and I've never read a newspaper in my goddamn fucking life,
Speaker 2: so I have no idea what to look for. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like don't know how to navigate that with my eyes.
Speaker 1: The only time I ever like used Okay, so when
Speaker 1: I was younger, like Lone Star news would have like
Speaker 1: field trips and we would go and see how like
Speaker 1: newspapers were made. Do I look big today? Or something
Speaker 1: like why do you keep looking at me?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm looking at your belt? And I keep thinking
Speaker 2: about how I have those two belts that I ordered
Speaker 2: that don't fit me and I need to return them,
Speaker 2: and I already put in the exchange, so I'm getting
Speaker 2: sent these other belts and I'm probably just gonna get
Speaker 2: charged for these belts time you heard, but I uh.
Speaker 1: We would go on field trips to like see how
Speaker 1: newspapers were created, and it was really sick and really
Speaker 1: exciting for me because it was like giant rolls of paper,
Speaker 1: like fucking massive. And then the other time I've ever
Speaker 1: read a newspaper was when I took silly putty and
Speaker 1: you would put silly putty on the newspaper and you
Speaker 1: could create a stamp and lift the ink and put
Speaker 1: it on the thing. And I did.
Speaker 2: I think I did that with Maz.
Speaker 1: I did that with my newspaper article about me winning
Speaker 1: the art show because I was like, I'm so like,
Speaker 1: I'm so different, Like.
Speaker 2: You are different, You're like doing collage shit. Other kids
Speaker 2: are like outside playing like and enjoying life and you're
Speaker 2: inside like doing mosaic, playing with ink that probably had
Speaker 2: lead in it.
Speaker 1: I did mosaic one time, the one and only time
Speaker 1: I did mosaic. I like was cutting the tiles and
Speaker 1: like I was making this like design. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck they call it. And there were tiles
Speaker 1: like all over the floor, and there were tiles like
Speaker 1: cut tiles all over the floor. And like I was
Speaker 1: moving around on my knees and I sliced my knee open.
Speaker 1: It was bad.
Speaker 2: It was you have like jeans on.
Speaker 1: At least, No, it was shorts. It was to the bone.
Speaker 1: I was I was literally like ten years old.
Speaker 2: Why were you doing mosaics and playing with glass at
Speaker 2: ten years old?
Speaker 1: Because I was just an artistic honestly. No.
Speaker 2: It goes to show like where were your parents? Like, actually,
Speaker 2: why were you having no guidance?
Speaker 1: No? Actually where were my parents?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Where were No? She was helping me.
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny you want to a newspaper factory, because
Speaker 2: only factory they took us to as a kid. As
Speaker 2: we went to Krispy Kreme.
Speaker 1: Uh, back at it again at Krispy Kreme, Back at
Speaker 1: it again at Krispy Kreme. The fuck? Why did you
Speaker 1: not know?
Speaker 3: That's not it? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Well that is it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dude. He's like back at it again at
Speaker 2: risk because the whole funny thing is like does he
Speaker 2: do that all the fucking time?
Speaker 1: Like why is he one of the I think that
Speaker 1: is like magnum op is fine for me. My favorite
Speaker 1: vine is that one, specifically because of the amount of
Speaker 1: questions you have after that one. And I bet you
Speaker 1: thought we wouldn't still a bus. We stole a bus.
Speaker 1: And I just recently watched like a dissertation video on
Speaker 1: that video, and then I found out that she made
Speaker 1: a video telling the story. It's really sick. But yeah.
Speaker 1: I also see.
Speaker 2: Cay and Colley come get your juice, but I don't
Speaker 2: know their names. That's my biggest thing.
Speaker 1: Come get y'all jewice.
Speaker 2: That's my biggest thing, is like I don't know what
Speaker 2: the names are. It could be like Kim and Colin,
Speaker 2: like Kay and Colleen, like it literally could be like
Speaker 2: so many names, but because I can't see them. I
Speaker 2: literally was gonna do this thing during COVID. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you remember. I was like writing down a
Speaker 2: bunch of vines that I felt like had so many
Speaker 2: questions to them, and I really wanted to be on
Speaker 2: my investigative journal shit and hunt these people down and
Speaker 2: know what happened after, Like, how did that happen? Why
Speaker 2: did you do that? Who had the idea? And all
Speaker 2: these things? But I have the brain.
Speaker 1: Of a master mind. No, I haven't mind. Oh what
Speaker 1: the was gonna say?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We need to bring them onto the podcast one, but
Speaker 1: what was that starting? Oh the thing about the Krispy
Speaker 1: Kreme video is it never actually happened. Why do you
Speaker 1: keep looking at me?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at your.
Speaker 1: Maker insecure about my body.
Speaker 2: You literally have the most graphic T shirt on that
Speaker 2: you've worn in like the past four months, and I'm
Speaker 2: just looking at the design on it.
Speaker 3: It's also the same shade as.
Speaker 2: Your skin, so you kind of just look naked.
Speaker 3: Looks like you have a huge nipple on the front
Speaker 3: of your chest. And also your hat is like the same.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kay, you're going in you leave me
Speaker 1: the fuck alone. Sandy shoes, sandy fucking bottom, soggy bottom, bitch.
Speaker 3: Why do we have to bring up the shoes?
Speaker 1: You're a dusty saggy, soggy bottle.
Speaker 2: I really can't believe there's video of your shoes like
Speaker 2: actually turning to dust.
Speaker 1: The sands spilled out. It's really really jarring, it's really
Speaker 1: really crazy.
Speaker 3: It's not bad. It's just you look naked, and I
Speaker 3: think it's a good outfit.
Speaker 1: But you look naked, okay, And it's not bad that
Speaker 1: you're a soggy, dusty bottom. I never said that was
Speaker 1: a bad thing, okay, But.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went to the Krispy kreame factory. That's where
Speaker 2: they it took us. They didn't take us to like
Speaker 2: a newspaper factory, a magazine factory or something. No, they
Speaker 2: fucking literally took us. Also, it wasn't even the factory.
Speaker 2: It was the Krispy Cream store that all of us
Speaker 2: had already been to in our life, and they took
Speaker 2: us there, and they had the windows and had us
Speaker 2: put on little hairnets and go stand outside of the window.
Speaker 2: We didn't even get like a VIP experience. We got
Speaker 2: the same experience you got when you went to this
Speaker 2: Krispy Kreme, because this was one of the Krispy Creams
Speaker 2: that had all the clear windows so you could see
Speaker 2: the machines making them and everybody making the Krispy Kream donuts.
Speaker 2: So they literally just took us to fucking Krispy Kream
Speaker 2: and had us pay fifteen dollars to the school to take.
Speaker 1: Us to That is crazy.
Speaker 2: Such a scam because everybody, like someone made a really
Speaker 2: funny TikTok where it was like I wire plane tickets
Speaker 2: so fucking expensive. Bit you're already going that way, just
Speaker 2: let me get on, like stop being fucking stingy. And
Speaker 2: that's literally how I feel about the fucking field trips
Speaker 2: every kid, Like fifty kids don't have to give you
Speaker 2: fifteen dollars to cover the bus charts. The buses work
Speaker 2: for the school. The bus is that same bus is
Speaker 2: taking me home after school, Like I'm already getting on
Speaker 2: the bus, like why are you taking lunches and shit,
Speaker 2: I know it's insane.
Speaker 1: At least feed me. And then like the stress of
Speaker 1: having to get your fucking your paper signs signature.
Speaker 2: I would I would fake the fuck out of that set.
Speaker 1: I was never brave enough until I was like in
Speaker 1: high school, Like I wasn't brave enough to like forge
Speaker 1: my parents' signature.
Speaker 2: I think as a kid, I didn't understand that like
Speaker 2: forging a signature was not only immoral but a crime.
Speaker 2: But in my head, I was like, why am I
Speaker 2: going to have this conversation with my parents? Like no,
Speaker 2: and I would just sign it. Also, I would always forget,
Speaker 2: like I would constantly forget, because if I turned my
Speaker 2: head from something, it no longer exists if I'm not
Speaker 2: like having my eyes on it. So I would always forget.
Speaker 2: And then the morning of the field trip, my teacher
Speaker 2: would be like or like the day before the day
Speaker 2: of the field trip, she'd be like, all right, last call,
Speaker 2: like who has your field trips? And then I would
Speaker 2: just forge my dad's signature.
Speaker 1: That's lit, that is lit. Yeah, that's really lit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, Like you don't sound like you
Speaker 2: think that.
Speaker 1: No, it's just like cool that you would just commit
Speaker 1: a crime like that, like fraud. But like whatever, I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just don't find that shit cool.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I when I was like
Speaker 1: fourteen or fifteen, there was like a vine made of me.
Speaker 1: So I had just gone to a rave that night.
Speaker 1: I was like fifte No, I was sixteen because I
Speaker 1: drove there and I went to this rave in Dallas
Speaker 1: and I snuck out and then it was not supposed
Speaker 1: to be there, and my mom and my parents like
Speaker 1: knew I was going to these rays, but they didn't
Speaker 1: know what I was doing at this rave. Like I
Speaker 1: was always like good at like.
Speaker 2: Being like they thought you were just dancing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they thought I was just having a fun time.
Speaker 1: But now I was doing Molly at sixteen and ruining
Speaker 1: my brain. Don't fucking do that. It's the worst fucking
Speaker 1: thing you can ever ever, ever do to your brain.
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding. Don't do it.
Speaker 2: Perfect examples of that, because like just look at me
Speaker 2: and it's like, WHOA, gorgeous really grew into that brain.
Speaker 2: Then look at him and it's like whoa, something went
Speaker 2: very wrong.
Speaker 1: No, there's definitely holes in my fucking brain. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's real, but the fucking molly worms milled
Speaker 1: into my brain MILLI walked into my brain.
Speaker 2: What the fuck were you saying?
Speaker 1: Story, Yes, So I went to this raven Dallas and
Speaker 1: I did Molly at the ripe age of sixteen, and
Speaker 1: it was the worst thing I've ever done. But we
Speaker 1: saw had to get home and I was like the
Speaker 1: only one that could drive because everyone was also twacked out,
Speaker 1: and I was just like fuck it, like I'll do it,
Speaker 1: and like drove an hour and a half an hour
Speaker 1: and forty five back home, like I was driving hell slow,
Speaker 1: very safe. It was I'm genuinely like, this isn't me
Speaker 1: trying to be cool, Like this is not chill, this
Speaker 1: shouldn't have happened. I do not do this, Like it's
Speaker 1: the one of the worst things I've ever done. But
Speaker 1: then I got home at like midnight and one of
Speaker 1: my neighbors were throwing a party, and I went to
Speaker 1: this party and in the bathroom, like me and my
Speaker 1: homies like went to the bathroom and they started doing
Speaker 1: really really bad things. And I was like, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: where I draw the line. I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 1: And while we were in the bathroom, they were banging,
Speaker 1: like cops started banging on the door and busting the party,
Speaker 1: and like they filtered out the house and they didn't
Speaker 1: go into the bathroom. We're like, oh, we're good, Like
Speaker 1: we just have to camp out here for like another hour,
Speaker 1: and we're good. And then they started banging on the
Speaker 1: bathroom door and they were like, get out of the
Speaker 1: fucking bathroom and all this shit, and we were like no,
Speaker 1: like we're gonna stay in here. And then my homie
Speaker 1: like threw the bad shit in the toilet and flushed it,
Speaker 1: and the cops were screaming like, don't flush the fucking toilet.
Speaker 1: Why are you flushing the toilet? Like all this shit,
Speaker 1: And then we all three like came out and they
Speaker 1: were like, what the fuck are you doing in there?
Speaker 1: And we were like, oh, we were just like chilling,
Speaker 1: like we were we were hiding. We were just like
Speaker 1: trying to get away from you guys. Well, this was
Speaker 1: a party of a bunch of miners with alcohol, but
Speaker 1: I had just gotten there and I wasn't planning on
Speaker 1: drinking because, like I know, like the reactions that that
Speaker 1: causes in your brain, it's just not good. It's very neurotoxic.
Speaker 1: And I was like, if I'm going to do one
Speaker 1: neurotoxic thing, I'm not gonna fucking do too and ruin
Speaker 1: my brain even further. So I was just like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna chill. Well, the cops took all of us outside.
Speaker 1: There was like probably forty of us out front, and
Speaker 1: they put us in a big circle and it started
Speaker 1: to rain and they started breathalyzing each and every single
Speaker 1: one of us, like all in the circle. And I
Speaker 1: was the only person that blew zeros because I didn't
Speaker 1: fucking drink that night, and the cops were super suss
Speaker 1: about that and they were like why did everybody else
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah, and I was just like
Speaker 1: I didn't drink. And then like as I was blowing
Speaker 1: the second time around, a kid was recording me and
Speaker 1: uploaded it on vine of me blowing zeros and like
Speaker 1: everybody in this circle like celebrated. Was like fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: like just going crazy and that's kind of my story.
Speaker 1: And then the cops when they were going back around
Speaker 1: reading everybody, they're like breathalyzed their numbers. They switched mine
Speaker 1: with this girl and they said that I bleww numbers
Speaker 1: and everybody was like he just blew fucking zeros, like
Speaker 1: why are you trying to? Like, and they were like fighting,
Speaker 1: and then I was like I'll blow a third time
Speaker 1: if I fucking have to, like I didn't, and it
Speaker 1: was just like this big deal. But then he was
Speaker 1: just like Okay, go home, and I just got in
Speaker 1: my car and drove home or no, we walked there
Speaker 1: and I got in my car and walked home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that was.
Speaker 2: Your victory story. But it's funny because you still did drugs.
Speaker 2: So like if I was there, I would have snitched
Speaker 2: on you. If I was there and I was drunk
Speaker 2: and I knew you did Molly, I would have been like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he blew zeros because he did fucking Molly, and then
Speaker 2: we would have never been from No.
Speaker 1: Like the thing was was, like, you know the story
Speaker 1: the show Euphoria that was written about my life, I
Speaker 1: was actually.
Speaker 2: And yeah that makes so. I mean like being in
Speaker 2: the third season and being the janitor that's like in
Speaker 2: the background at the school. Like I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Like I wouldn't put that on my like I MBD
Speaker 2: or anything. But it is still a feat to be
Speaker 2: on camera with some of the biggest stars in the world.
Speaker 2: I just don't have lines.
Speaker 1: You don't have lines, but like I'm still on screen
Speaker 1: sharing this screen in Sydney, Sweeney.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like that's cool, but I don't
Speaker 2: know that I would brag about that.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you'll you'll be saying that once I get
Speaker 1: my royalty check of three cents yea months for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. But we were talking about that
Speaker 1: yesterday that like we are actively witnessing like the Robert
Speaker 1: Downey Junior, the Leonardo DiCaprio, the Scarlett Johanson's of our generations.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you better name a woman because
Speaker 2: you're kind of Oh no.
Speaker 1: I got the girls, Yeah, the girly the girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're literally watching the Hollywood renaissance happening where all
Speaker 2: the like the stars we grew up on are or
Speaker 2: just like moving on and kind of moving out, maybe
Speaker 2: not by choice, because they're all like obsessed with still
Speaker 2: being famous. And it's like, dude, if I had the
Speaker 2: money you had, I would like shut up and never
Speaker 2: be on camera again, because like I don't want to
Speaker 2: watch you on screen anymore. But that's just my tick,
Speaker 2: and I'll probably have a different take by the time that, like,
Speaker 2: I like, if I ever get to be on camera
Speaker 2: like that, I'll probably do it till I'm like eighty eight,
Speaker 2: because I love attention at that point, so I should
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. But it's crazy, like, yeah, seeing
Speaker 2: all the new faces and it's crazy like I'm one
Speaker 2: of those faces because I'm actually in the idol. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm the Big Finale. I shouldn't be saying.
Speaker 1: That we have Yeah, we have to cut that I'm.
Speaker 2: The big Finale. It's just me.
Speaker 1: I don't like I'm Also in Rey's character.
Speaker 2: Is like decompressing and like she's like who hard day
Speaker 2: being a pop star and it's her and Ben and
Speaker 2: she's watching my YouTube videos.
Speaker 1: Yeah nasty because.
Speaker 2: It's her comfort. It's my old blogs come perfect.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would want to be tied
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what you're say until you see my royalties. See,
Speaker 2: I have real royalties. Should I read the crazy thing
Speaker 2: that I wrote that I don't remember writing yesterday, or
Speaker 2: like this, I remember this is I said this into
Speaker 2: my phone. So also, Siri is fucked up and could
Speaker 2: never understand what the fuck I'm saying. So this probably
Speaker 2: has a million typos, but it's a really long paragraph
Speaker 2: that I just like went on at tangent over. I said,
Speaker 2: there's no better feeling than derealizing for five hours on
Speaker 2: the couch. To any media I can get my hands on,
Speaker 2: to WHOA, to any media I could get my hands
Speaker 2: on to overstimulate me for that time, and then after
Speaker 2: those four hours, getting up and realizing I can move
Speaker 2: my legs and like move my whole body, and it
Speaker 2: just gives me this insane adrenaline rush because it's a
Speaker 2: reminder that I am alive after being gone from this
Speaker 2: planet for six hours. So I blast song I really like,
Speaker 2: and I dance around for like two minutes, and then
Speaker 2: as the song's coming to an end, I start realizing
Speaker 2: that I have nowhere to go to to dance like this.
Speaker 2: So dancing like this in my house is just not
Speaker 2: nearly as fulfilling as being out in the wild or
Speaker 2: being out at a club and dancing with other people,
Speaker 2: and then going back to overstimulating myself because I just
Speaker 2: can't get that kind of joy that I had for
Speaker 2: two minutes and that I'm seeking in this moment because
Speaker 2: it usually happens around three PM anyways, which is brief,
Speaker 2: which is brave of me to even say, because that
Speaker 2: would insinuate that I wake up at nine am or something.
Speaker 2: But I haven't woken up before eleven pm in like
Speaker 2: nine weeks, and I think I'm going to kill myself.
Speaker 2: So I said all of that into my phone last
Speaker 2: night alone in my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Mmmmm, something is seriously wrong with you. Yeah, like there's
Speaker 1: something really.
Speaker 2: I mean, someone out there knows exactly the feeling.
Speaker 1: I'm no, I fully relate to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like something's actually something's wrong with you.
Speaker 2: Because I'd even I wrote that for people like you.
Speaker 2: I don't have those feelings. I just wanted to monetize
Speaker 2: and profit off of people weird.
Speaker 1: People like you, who Yeah, mental health is sexy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: is like a thing that you can sell now.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and it's weird. Yeah, mental health is weirdation,
Speaker 2: it's weird.
Speaker 1: The commonification of mental health.
Speaker 2: The ossification of mental health.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, this is one of the notes that I have.
Speaker 1: I can look at a guy or girl. We don't
Speaker 1: we we you know what I'm saying, Like, we don't
Speaker 1: discriminate here, Oh okay, okay. And I can look at
Speaker 1: a guy and a girl and know if they have
Speaker 1: stinky private parts. I can just tell. It's like a
Speaker 1: sixth sense. I really can just like look at you
Speaker 1: and know, like if you're like a little stinky down there.
Speaker 2: I would agree, but I would even say that it's
Speaker 2: kind of hard because some of the most like clean
Speaker 2: and well put people I've ever met. You find out
Speaker 2: that they have really not lit hygiene.
Speaker 1: What it just knows I know someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you can like you get down to the
Speaker 2: bottom of it, and it's like, damn, I would have
Speaker 2: never thought that if I saw you outside, Like, but
Speaker 2: that's that's it. And then there's a lot of people
Speaker 2: who like fake practice good hygiene. They don't got that.
Speaker 2: They don't have that. I don't take it you, yeah,
Speaker 2: because you just don't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So well, I wait, you did something crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Drew showered twice yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something has happened. I showered at the gym and
Speaker 1: then I showered last night because Enya was smoking cigarettes
Speaker 1: and blowing it all over my body and it was
Speaker 1: in it was in my sabasis subacious glands and it
Speaker 1: would just like I could smell it faintly and it
Speaker 1: was just awful, awful, awful.
Speaker 2: You'd rather smell like fucking methanphetamine from his puff bar cigarettes? Yeah,
Speaker 2: actually I've never smelled meth, but some of those puff
Speaker 2: bars is what I assume the smell of someone doing math.
Speaker 1: Josiah's smells like cat piss. Like unironically smells like cat
Speaker 1: piss and like I'm not the only person to tell
Speaker 1: him that, And when he smokes that, like I can.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called. Is it the red
Speaker 1: and orange one? Yeah, I can find him like in
Speaker 1: the house based off of the scent of capists following
Speaker 1: him wherever he goes.
Speaker 2: Drew is sipping on watermelon sour peach today. If anybody
Speaker 2: was wondering, we should do your flavors of the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, watermelon.
Speaker 2: But I guess that's gonna end because since you're quit
Speaker 2: in a week when this episode comes out, you will
Speaker 2: have quit already.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, yeah wow, which is very big, very big news.
Speaker 1: And we also yesterday watched or two days ago watched
Speaker 1: the Apple Vision unveiling, and I wanted to get your
Speaker 1: tea on that. I wanted to know what your.
Speaker 2: Thoughts are my thoughts. It's annoying because like we just
Speaker 2: have such like not such opposite thoughts. But I think
Speaker 2: everybody knows that as much as I rely on technology
Speaker 2: and social media for my livelihood, I just have so
Speaker 2: many grievances with it and disagreements with it. And I
Speaker 2: don't know I've fallen this in between place. I remember
Speaker 2: I got into a really crazy argument with my ex
Speaker 2: over surveillance and how I just don't care for surveillance,
Speaker 2: and I kind of still feel like that, But there
Speaker 2: are certain things that I think are crossing the line.
Speaker 2: And once it starts to feel super inhumane, the idea
Speaker 2: that I'd be wearing this thing and it can sense
Speaker 2: another human like looking at me and coming up to
Speaker 2: me to talk to me, and then giving a recording
Speaker 2: of my eyes, it just feels weird, Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm in between. I think it's awesome because specifically for
Speaker 2: a plane, like I would love to have that thing
Speaker 2: on on a plane flight, like on a flight, on
Speaker 2: a seven hour flight, that would be awesome. Although it
Speaker 2: only fucking lives for two hours.
Speaker 1: So I just saw that in a comment somewhere.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's Marcus said it did.
Speaker 1: Really. Oh yeah, we love n KBHD in his house.
Speaker 2: We stand here, I literally, I genuinely love him, like Hi, Papa,
Speaker 2: were like Papa. But yeah, he said, it lasts for
Speaker 2: two hours, but you can plug it into like a
Speaker 2: fucking port or something and like keep it going forever,
Speaker 2: which I think would actually drain all the power from
Speaker 2: a plane and crash it because the machine shouldn't be
Speaker 2: plugged into a plane.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're gonna make like different sized battery packs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would it would be beneficial to
Speaker 2: have like a bigger battery pack, just so that it
Speaker 2: can live longer. Because he made a good point in
Speaker 2: his video to that huge thing they're trying to sell
Speaker 2: with it is this interactiveness in terms of watching movies
Speaker 2: and like Josh just passed away and his ghosts, this
Speaker 2: immersive experience of watching movies, So why the fuck would
Speaker 2: the battery only last two hours? Most movies are either
Speaker 2: two hours and ten minutes or like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're like fading away. Oh my god. I know. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it's like scary, like you.
Speaker 1: There's like an energy coming from the camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes it's like we're talking and then it's like,
Speaker 2: oh you're here.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, No, I didn't know you.
Speaker 2: Were actually gonna come. So it's like I don't know
Speaker 2: sor but yeah, the battery life is weird. But mainly
Speaker 2: how I feel about it is I just believe that
Speaker 2: I don't believe in the progression of technology and whatever.
Speaker 2: People can argue that I understand there's pros and cons.
Speaker 2: There's pros and cons to everything, but in my head,
Speaker 2: I'm just like a lot of it is scary, Like.
Speaker 1: Is I think Apple Vision is going to suck? I
Speaker 1: think the first generation product isn't going to be what
Speaker 1: we want, but like four generations down the line, it'll
Speaker 1: get smaller and cheaper and it will be sick. I'm
Speaker 1: still getting one, might get a second one, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I.
Speaker 2: Still want to get one just because of.
Speaker 1: The it's important.
Speaker 2: It's like a huge step in technology, even though but
Speaker 2: I also probably won't do that because I won't touch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though VR has like been around for so long.
Speaker 1: Like I do think this is like the genesis of
Speaker 1: like the new frontier that we're going to explore, like
Speaker 1: the iPhone was. Like I do think it's going to
Speaker 1: be something that's like adopted widely, not at first, because
Speaker 1: they're even limiting it to an American audience, which is
Speaker 1: crazy use like a user database like to do that, Like.
Speaker 2: It's because our data laws are so much more loose
Speaker 2: here that they can consume can take get those No,
Speaker 2: literally I wonder if that's it. It's because it's like
Speaker 2: also an American company, So that's most companies are probably like,
Speaker 2: we don't want you fucking collecting data your bit.
Speaker 1: But my ultimate take on it is like I'm excited
Speaker 1: for I'm excited for the future, and like we've been
Speaker 1: living in this like weird dystopia for like the last
Speaker 1: like ten twenty years where it's like all of the
Speaker 1: bad things about the future are happening and we're not
Speaker 1: getting anything good, but like we're finally getting like the
Speaker 1: good part, like one of the good parts, which is
Speaker 1: like something you can just like immerse yourself in and
Speaker 1: like escape all the bad parts. Whi's like it's a
Speaker 1: product of the environment. Like it's not going to fix
Speaker 1: the problems, but like at least it'll make it a
Speaker 1: little easier.
Speaker 2: It literally this is the corniest thing ever. But I
Speaker 2: watching Marxist video, I was like, damn, I need to
Speaker 2: rewatch Wally as a full grown adult because it is
Speaker 2: so real.
Speaker 1: It's coming soon.
Speaker 2: We really are just like headed towards the inevitable end,
Speaker 2: which I won't be alive for, which makes me happy,
Speaker 2: and if it does start, I will simply kill myself,
Speaker 2: so fuck complain with me. But yeah, but that's also
Speaker 2: I just have the tendency to think very past semistic.
Speaker 2: And also I do nothing but envy the lack of technology.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just following though I'm.
Speaker 2: Obsessed with technology because it like runs my whole life.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just falling for the psychological operation of
Speaker 1: the Apple Vision. Like I recognize that.
Speaker 2: But like, but you also in general, just usually you're
Speaker 2: like way more invested in like the future of technology
Speaker 2: than I am.
Speaker 1: I am, like, I just like to see the good,
Speaker 1: the good and everything. I just try. I try hard.
Speaker 2: Scares me really bad. But that's also why I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, where does this conversation even go, because it's
Speaker 2: just always me being like no, that's a no for
Speaker 2: me because I just it freaks me out. Also, it
Speaker 2: shouldn't take pictures like that, Like.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't take thing I've ever seen. Was being like, oh,
Speaker 1: like you can watch your memory, Yeah, you can watch
Speaker 1: back your memories like a Black Mirror episode. But then
Speaker 1: like they showed how it's done, and it's this dude
Speaker 1: with this fucking mask on his face taking photos of
Speaker 1: these children. Like it's weird. It's like the dad with
Speaker 1: the fourteen foot fucking giant camera at the birthday parties
Speaker 1: when they were younger, like, it's an eyesore, it's weird,
Speaker 1: it's not natural.
Speaker 2: Which even that I wonder if that felt as unnatural,
Speaker 2: because I think it's one thing to have this like thing,
Speaker 2: because already with iPhones, it bothers me, like I genuinely
Speaker 2: don't believe in recording everything. But then I think about
Speaker 2: how I am so jealous of people who have these tapes.
Speaker 2: There's but I don't know, there's something so different about
Speaker 2: it being like a digital phone where you can upload
Speaker 2: it and immediately rewatch it. And this for some reason
Speaker 2: that really bothers me. And I feel like with like
Speaker 2: tapes and digital cameras, even like before, before the year
Speaker 2: two thousand and five, it was a big thing to
Speaker 2: record a few minutes of something and then kind of
Speaker 2: like drop your phone and keep it pushing. But I
Speaker 2: don't know, maybe I'm just being one of those annoying
Speaker 2: people who's like, it's so different now when it's kind
Speaker 2: of been the same. People have always wanted to record
Speaker 2: and document things that are happening because memories have always
Speaker 2: been such an important part of not only history but
Speaker 2: human nature. People love to preserve ideas and feelings because
Speaker 2: we're so obsessed with feeling good, and a part of
Speaker 2: feeling good is being nostalgic. Blah blah blah blah. So
Speaker 2: there's that, but something about it being on your fucking face.
Speaker 1: It's likely. I think that is so crazy.
Speaker 2: That's the killer, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like unanimous, Like it will only be adopted
Speaker 1: when it's a chip into your brain, like widely, and
Speaker 1: I will be getting the chip immediately. I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck, but you should look into the work of
Speaker 1: Ted Kaczynski. I think you'd really like his work. Oh well,
Speaker 1: listen to this factory. Two hundred and ninety five thousand
Speaker 1: people point zero zero zero three seven percent of the
Speaker 1: population holds thirty three percent of all wealth on Earth.
Speaker 1: It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. Numbers are like I have no idea
Speaker 2: what you just said. And I really tried to listen,
Speaker 2: like I was like looking at like a blank thing,
Speaker 2: because I was like, Okay, he's saying numbers. I have
Speaker 2: to listen. But numbers are so hard for my brain
Speaker 2: to grass that I have no idea what you just said,
Speaker 2: So you have to repeat it or I'll read it.
Speaker 1: Point zero zero zero three seven percent of the population
Speaker 1: holds thirty three percent of all wealth on Earth.
Speaker 3: That's literally what I was thinking of when I watched
Speaker 3: that keynote. Yeah, like because remember I watched them what
Speaker 3: the next day I drove over here to do the podcast,
Speaker 3: and I was like, the roads in LA are so
Speaker 3: fucked up, Like I want potholes, like this is I
Speaker 3: don't want to strap a computer to my face, especially
Speaker 3: when like the people that are in that fraction they
Speaker 3: make passively like a million dollars a day just from
Speaker 3: like what they.
Speaker 2: Also, they're so fucking old, and like it's all these
Speaker 2: old people who are just giving it to their fucking greedy,
Speaker 2: little fucking mongol family. Nasty fucking kid who we're gonna
Speaker 2: just do the same fucking thing because they are going
Speaker 2: to grow up and be like, my life was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Why would I suffer when you don't have to suffer.
Speaker 2: You just don't need to hoard. It's literally a fucking disease,
Speaker 2: Like you have a fucking disease, you were a hoarder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, dead as It's weird, it's scary and diabolical,
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to share that factoid with y'all
Speaker 1: because it is very interesting. It's fucking very very much,
Speaker 1: which brings me to my next point that my most
Speaker 1: ideal life is starting a small business and packing the
Speaker 1: orders myself and selling little trinkets and plastic goods out
Speaker 1: out of my bedroom in my house in upstate New York.
Speaker 2: I'll just work for you because I don't want to
Speaker 2: do anything, so I'll just take the stuff to the
Speaker 2: post office.
Speaker 1: Well, you'll have your shop. I'll have my online shop.
Speaker 2: I do want a shop. That's like my dream is
Speaker 2: to have a shop, period.
Speaker 3: I want to get in. I want to get a
Speaker 3: tattoo on my finger with little mustache. I was gonna
Speaker 3: say yeah and then hold it like this and then
Speaker 3: write it bacon.
Speaker 1: Why don't you actually must bacon.
Speaker 3: I'm going to gall must bacon.
Speaker 2: You should literally just do it. Who cares? Tattoos are
Speaker 2: literally funny, like I'm going to I'm like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: should do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like your life.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're already like you don't have much left.
Speaker 2: You might as well do the fun stuff. You're like
Speaker 2: pushing like you're getting really old.
Speaker 3: So no, I have many many years. I mean I
Speaker 3: have many years.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would call four years many,
Speaker 2: but you have some years.
Speaker 3: Here, No, I'll be no, I have many decade eighty seven.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be eighty seven. Why does it keep
Speaker 3: moving in I'm gonna be working on this podcast with
Speaker 3: you guys for forty years.
Speaker 2: Will miss you.
Speaker 3: It's gonna cost five hundred dollars to buy a cup
Speaker 3: of coffee. Yeah, and we're all going to have computer strapped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna cost five hundred dollars to buy a coffee.
Speaker 2: But then like everything else will reflect it, because like
Speaker 2: that's just the is good like that, and like they
Speaker 2: make sure it reflects.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, wages will go up about two Florida.
Speaker 2: Oh when by that time, Florida will be like number
Speaker 2: one state, it'll have the crown.
Speaker 3: They're so good, and it will be underwater.
Speaker 2: Damn dude. Someone the other day said I like, was like,
Speaker 2: we're all talking about where we're from, and they go,
Speaker 2: they go and it's from Florida, and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I literally was like, guys, you guys don't
Speaker 2: say that about you please. I was like, I'm from
Speaker 2: Miami and they're like, yeah, Florida I'm like, fuck, it's
Speaker 2: it is not the same, but it is under the
Speaker 2: same scary state. That was like now, like it's always
Speaker 2: been a joke to be like, oh, you're from Florida,
Speaker 2: but Florida is so fucking terrifying right now that somebody
Speaker 2: like looking at me in a cry and be like Florida.
Speaker 2: It literally felt like it was like one of those
Speaker 2: moments where someone points.
Speaker 1: In a movie and you believe everything Florida is doing
Speaker 1: right now, that's what that person is saying. I'm not saying, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Thought you were trying to like put me out there.
Speaker 2: That's that's between us.
Speaker 1: Wait what No, whoa.
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's putting me on the spot,
Speaker 2: like I don't think I need Those are crocodile DearS.
Speaker 1: Those are crocodile teers, honey.
Speaker 2: Whoa. I think I would be happy if I was
Speaker 2: somebody who let outside clothes on my bed. I thought
Speaker 2: about that because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been so like not like the recent hating
Speaker 1: disease that you have that like you can't do anything.
Speaker 1: It's like not just.
Speaker 2: Like I just don't like to be in my room
Speaker 2: when I'm dirty, and then I just haven't been hanging
Speaker 2: out in my room because I just don't want to
Speaker 2: be in there because the only place to lay is
Speaker 2: my bed, but I don't want to get in my
Speaker 2: bed in my outside clothes, so I just don't hang
Speaker 2: out in my room. And last night when I got
Speaker 2: to my room, I had this thought that I haven't
Speaker 2: been in there in so long, and that's probably what's
Speaker 2: been making me so sad. But I think I'm just
Speaker 2: so sad because every day's been the day is a noonsday.
Speaker 2: Every day in LA has looked the same. I'm sure
Speaker 2: you've seen everybody complain about it.
Speaker 1: I wrote. I wrote that down because I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: it has been cloudy for eighty six days in a row,
Speaker 1: and I am the first person to support and rally
Speaker 1: behind an overcast day because it really is like the
Speaker 1: greatest thing to ever happen. But it's overcast without rain.
Speaker 1: It's bullshit and like it's starting to be really scary.
Speaker 2: And it's just also annoying because you see everybody else
Speaker 2: on your iPhone out in the sun having fun and
Speaker 2: I live in a sunny place aka Los Angeles, but
Speaker 2: where is the sun? And to think it really makes
Speaker 2: you think, Yeah, everybody in New York posting this. This
Speaker 2: episode is coming out so far after this, so me
Speaker 2: saying this is so stupid. Everybody posting the like fire
Speaker 2: skies in New York are so obviously people who have
Speaker 2: never lived in LA, because everybody's posting it, like when
Speaker 2: people in LA see a rainbow and we all have
Speaker 2: to post it because we never see rain or rainbows,
Speaker 2: so we like have to post it on our story.
Speaker 2: That's what everybody in New York is doing about the sky.
Speaker 2: They're like, run, it's orange owl, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1: They have obviously never grown up in Texas. I grew
Speaker 1: up in Hood County, Okay, really did I know? But
Speaker 1: like from the trenches of Granberry.
Speaker 2: Granberry is a place.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Granberry is the worst place. They made an
Speaker 1: episode of We're here about Grandberry.
Speaker 2: I know, I think we talked. I think we might
Speaker 2: have might have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we touched on it. Really diabolical vibe, really scary,
Speaker 1: really scary what this world has come to. And another
Speaker 1: thing that people have been saying about me recently is
Speaker 1: that there was Prelasick and post Lasik drew and that
Speaker 1: I was a sillier boy Prelasick, which yeah, that's probably true. Boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably true. But I was also said Celiar No
Speaker 1: I said Sillier, But I also like am like an adult,
Speaker 1: an adult, a grown ass man with a fully formed brain.
Speaker 1: This is the brain I'm gonna have for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life, unfortunately, and it's really terrifying.
Speaker 2: It's like genuinely Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was also thinking about how like I've literally never
Speaker 1: been in love in my life because I'm not capable
Speaker 1: of love. I'm capable of love, like I love people
Speaker 1: in my life, but like love love like that's never
Speaker 1: gonna happen for me, and that the closest I ever
Speaker 1: got was with someone who is scared of themselves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it also, you just still fucking obsessed with me.
Speaker 1: They're nasty, leave me the fuck alone, you freak bitch.
Speaker 1: Like it's not even like hurtful at this point. To
Speaker 1: get a text from them, it's literally disgusting, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 2: You're in It's crazy because there was I was thinking
Speaker 2: the other day, like there was a world where that
Speaker 2: did happen, and it would have been so not good,
Speaker 2: it would have been so so bad. So it's good
Speaker 2: that it didn't happen, I would have been killed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. You would have been killed. Everybody has
Speaker 2: their killer, and that's Drew's killer. I don't know who
Speaker 2: my killer is. Yeah, I haven't like unveiled them.
Speaker 1: Like it's still like, yeah, maybe it's sitting right in
Speaker 1: front of you and you've never even noticed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it is Drew. Maybe it is Drew.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was. It's true. I think it's you.
Speaker 2: What No, No, CA's too pussy to kill something.
Speaker 1: I was saying that.
Speaker 2: I'm oh, you're okay, that makes more sense. You like,
Speaker 2: are not the killer?
Speaker 3: Like wait, no, I could definitely kill someone. No, No,
Speaker 3: I could like that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: I am not too much of.
Speaker 2: An age like that. Uh that clip of David Dever
Speaker 2: being like, what if I accidentally kill.
Speaker 1: One of my real Okay.
Speaker 2: My other note is I think I just need to
Speaker 2: do math. And that's the last thing I thought to
Speaker 2: myself at two forty five am that I thought was
Speaker 2: necessary to right now. And I say that because I
Speaker 2: don't know I need excitement in my life. I actually
Speaker 2: think I'm going to go see a psychologist.
Speaker 1: I decided legal math, go to a psychiatrist. And get
Speaker 1: legal math. Adderall y'all are all taking math.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to a psych kiatrists because
Speaker 2: I don't want to be given anything. But I want
Speaker 2: to go to a psychologist because I want them to
Speaker 2: tell me what's wrong with me. And I want to
Speaker 2: see if something's wrong with me, and I will bring
Speaker 2: back my results. Don't you worry?
Speaker 1: Should we do that together?
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless they're actually frightening, then you will never hear
Speaker 2: about this again. But I need to know what's wrong
Speaker 2: with me. I genuinely cannot describe in words how I feel.
Speaker 2: I literally feel like my brain has half of its power.
Speaker 1: So me and Enya have been watching some stand up
Speaker 1: comedy recently with Josh, and it has been genuinely scaring
Speaker 1: the fuck out of us and like making me think
Speaker 1: very very weirdly. Okay, they're alive, the neighbors are alive.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Good has been making me think very very weirdly about
Speaker 1: comedy in general and performance in general, and it's specifically
Speaker 1: people bombing that makes me very very uncomfortable. But like
Speaker 1: also like on top of that, like the persona, a
Speaker 1: lot of these comedians take up like as part of
Speaker 1: their like character because they're performing like their dad. Don't
Speaker 1: think they act like that in real life, and if
Speaker 1: they do, it's a character that they've got lost in.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like, it's just been freaking me out.
Speaker 1: All of it has just been freaking me out. And
Speaker 1: we watched an episode of this like podcast comedy thing
Speaker 1: and there was a guest judge on there, or not
Speaker 1: even a judge, there was a guest on there that like,
Speaker 1: he was freaking us.
Speaker 2: Dude. It was so bad, and like it it was
Speaker 2: so bad for my brain because right before we watched it,
Speaker 2: we had watched Eric Andre and we watched the whole bit.
Speaker 2: It still holds up, it's still so funny. But we
Speaker 2: watched one episode and then I was like, dude, I'm
Speaker 2: sorry to do this, but I have never watched that
Speaker 2: show high and I was like, if this is funny
Speaker 2: to my sober brain, I need to see how my
Speaker 2: high brain re this. I was like, I'm gonna take
Speaker 2: an edible and we're gonna like, let's watch something else
Speaker 2: for thirty minutes and then we'll watch this. But what
Speaker 2: ended up happening is we watched an hour and a
Speaker 2: half of this show, which I'm sure if people watch it,
Speaker 2: they'll know what the fuck we're talking about. But I'm
Speaker 2: not saying the name of that show.
Speaker 1: I know. I don't want to say it either.
Speaker 2: Like no, I want to bully that little man.
Speaker 1: But nasty fucking Blazer. Like Nasty Blazers.
Speaker 2: We ended up instead of just watching like a Mister
Speaker 2: Bat's video or something, we ended up in this hour
Speaker 2: and a half journey of literally watching somebody go through
Speaker 2: there like I don't even know what the fuck it was,
Speaker 2: but because I was high. We started it when I
Speaker 2: was sober, and then right when this guy started tweaking
Speaker 2: and fucking freaking the fuck out, I was getting high
Speaker 2: and then it was freaking me out and I literally
Speaker 2: at one point he's like, I'm gonna shut up because
Speaker 2: my edible is hitting, but he didn't shut up. He
Speaker 2: just kept getting like crazy.
Speaker 1: It was really dark.
Speaker 2: I literally felt like I was watching myself or something
Speaker 2: like I was like, oh my god, have I ever
Speaker 2: acted like this? Like this is really insane? And it
Speaker 2: was just dude, it was freaking me out, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just dude, I uh, it's just something
Speaker 1: you have to see and you'll never see and like, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, because oh my God, it was so scary,
Speaker 2: like stand up is so weird, and then like we
Speaker 2: watched the Eric Andre Show so funny, but then we
Speaker 2: moved back to stand up and it was freaking me
Speaker 2: the fuck out, Like I genuinely couldn't understand, not that
Speaker 2: I couldn't understand the jokes, but it was just making
Speaker 2: me feel so weird.
Speaker 1: Like people gathering in a room to watch someone tell
Speaker 1: jokes is such a weird concept, and like they all
Speaker 1: hold them, like the comedians on such like a high pedestal,
Speaker 1: and like when they don't make you laugh, like you
Speaker 1: freak out and you get angry, and it.
Speaker 2: Like just makes me so uncomfortable, Like it literally makes
Speaker 2: me so uncomfortable when someone saying a joke and it
Speaker 2: doesn't make me laugh even though I'm not there, Like
Speaker 2: I'm literally watching a video of this, and then I
Speaker 2: think about how it's our job to be funny, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? We're like
Speaker 2: that is so weird. It was just, dude, it was
Speaker 2: really freaking me out, Like I literally there shouldn't be
Speaker 2: videos of people doing stand up on the television for real,
Speaker 2: on the television.
Speaker 1: On the tele on the talent level.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I shouldn't have access to seeing someone bomb
Speaker 2: like there shouldn't be that shouldn't be recorded and put
Speaker 2: on the internet. That is honestly the most evil thing ever,
Speaker 2: which is brave of me to say, because most of
Speaker 2: this podcast is like, there's at least ten hours of
Speaker 2: me just bombing and not doing well, So brave of
Speaker 2: me to say that. But like, oh dude, it was
Speaker 2: just freaking me out. It was really really scaring me.
Speaker 2: And then it was crazy because I was thinking about.
Speaker 1: How bombed on this.
Speaker 2: What was I saying? Okay, I just have a hard
Speaker 2: time lying, so I just couldn't reply to you because
Speaker 2: it would hurt your feelings. But fuck, what the fuck
Speaker 2: was I gonna say? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Sorry. Oh.
Speaker 2: It's also was freaking me out because I was just
Speaker 2: thinking about how like we're moving into this era of
Speaker 2: AI and wondering if laborers like people like who like
Speaker 2: people in my family who like do construction and like
Speaker 2: labor and physical work. I wonder if they'll well, I
Speaker 2: don't know that they'll be working by the time this
Speaker 2: switch happens, but we've talked about this, how with the
Speaker 2: uproar of AI, and it's going to be able to
Speaker 2: take so many jobs, a really important job, or at
Speaker 2: least what we're assuming will be laborers, like people who
Speaker 2: know have physical talents, physical things they can create, they
Speaker 2: can do, they can build houses, they can build a table,
Speaker 2: they can do all.
Speaker 1: These sorts of things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then because of that, and because of watching
Speaker 2: stand up, I was just thinking about how being like
Speaker 2: a gesture and a fool used to be such a
Speaker 2: low grade job. It used to be this thing that
Speaker 2: was a mockery to There's always been entertainment, but like,
Speaker 2: I feel like there was a point where actors and
Speaker 2: plays and like all these things and all these other
Speaker 2: forms of artistry, which is again brave to call comedy artistry.
Speaker 1: There a certain extent, I think it.
Speaker 2: Is, Yeah, to a certain extent for sure, But like,
Speaker 2: because entertainment in general is are Yeah, it's entertainment is
Speaker 2: our but whatever, that's a whole other conversation. But like
Speaker 2: it used to be like, oh, the King's gesture, this
Speaker 2: fucking idiot who just drag into the room and you
Speaker 2: fucking they don't get paid anything. They're like just a
Speaker 2: ball and chain and you're like, oh, you stupid fuck,
Speaker 2: do a dance to think that it went from that
Speaker 2: to being people get paid so much to go on
Speaker 2: world tours where they're just on stage telling jokes. Was
Speaker 2: really freaking me out. And then I was like, damn, dude,
Speaker 2: things change so much.
Speaker 1: And now people who aren't funny have comedian in their
Speaker 1: bio on.
Speaker 2: That is true. That is very true. Now people who
Speaker 2: aren't naturally fun he won't shut up. Someone's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, us too, Yeah, I'm so funny, Like.
Speaker 2: I just gave you an easy blow. That's how funny
Speaker 2: I am because.
Speaker 1: I gave you like an easy blow a little.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's it. I'm just feeling existential. I guess
Speaker 2: today and I need the sun to come out or
Speaker 2: I actually think something really really really really really fucking
Speaker 2: bad is gonna happen to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm sitting right here. I'm the bad thing.
Speaker 2: That's gonna I'm the bad thing. Marah, I'm the bad fly.
Speaker 2: Did you make that up?
Speaker 1: No, es Siah did?
Speaker 2: That is really good? I'm the bad fly. Do you
Speaker 2: get it that? That's something like weird I would make
Speaker 2: in like two thousand and three. We need Josiah back
Speaker 2: on because is literally such a hoot and holler. You know,
Speaker 2: I don't think people want to see Josiah. I guess,
Speaker 2: but you know you have no choice.
Speaker 1: It's our podcast and not yours. Someone said I was
Speaker 1: the was the Tricksy eight. I'm a Tricksy and Katia
Speaker 1: on this show.
Speaker 2: Because I'm sexy and scary. Yeah, and that's the dynamic
Speaker 2: that she called Tricksy's not sexy, she's I didn't say
Speaker 2: she's not sexy. I said she's scary.
Speaker 1: Tricksy no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, Katius hilarious. But can we agree she's scary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she's scary the way you're scary. I don't are people.
Speaker 1: I need them on the podcast separately. You know, we
Speaker 1: could probably do it because I think they're with the
Speaker 1: same company. As says, go into the genre verse, into
Speaker 1: the genre verse, you go, the fuck are you sick?
Speaker 1: I just got a thing that brought that.
Speaker 2: Hey, the loudest notification ever just played.
Speaker 1: Hello by Beyonce, the Big Dream David Lynch, I chief
Speaker 1: a DJ Paul, Let's make a stain in c mac.
Speaker 1: Oh no no, I'm not giving you that one. I've
Speaker 1: already given that one Motion three by Ron that's my media.
Speaker 1: And then I'm watching last season at Succession. Pretty good,
Speaker 1: pretty chill.
Speaker 2: Pretty good, best show ever.
Speaker 1: Come on, watch mob Psycho.
Speaker 2: Well, I've been watching the Muppet Show. Hello, don't want
Speaker 2: talking about the Muppets anymore. That's where I'm I'm watching
Speaker 2: the fucking Muppets. And then my songs are Goodbye again,
Speaker 2: John Denver, Arthur's name, Christopher Cross is at Love Todd Brudington.
Speaker 2: And then I go to Rio, but the Muppets version.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Rio. I said, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: This is mine.
Speaker 1: Did you start that because of Joshua? Did just start
Speaker 1: because of you?
Speaker 2: Josh randomly brought up the Muppets to me, and he
Speaker 2: I don't think he realized, like I was obsessed with
Speaker 2: the Muppets when I was younger. So then I was
Speaker 2: just like tough talking to him about the Muppet Show
Speaker 2: because he was watching the Muppets movies and I was like,
Speaker 2: have you seen the show? And he was like no,
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a show. So then we
Speaker 2: went on a deep dive together of just watching the Muppets.
Speaker 2: And then in one of the episodes, they did this
Speaker 2: one and I hadn't seen this episode.
Speaker 1: One day we'll have Josh on here, but he's a
Speaker 1: big vagina baby and won't be on the podcast. Josh
Speaker 1: is a loser and won't be on the podcast.
Speaker 2: You hear that, I don't think he's here anymore.
Speaker 1: No, he's here. I could hear him back there, laughing
Speaker 1: and the ghosts leaving his body. The ghost of Josh
Speaker 1: left his body because we could have him on to
Speaker 1: talk about great things like the Muppets. Same with Oriyan,
Speaker 1: she's a big loser.
Speaker 2: You know what it is is, I will say. I
Speaker 2: think for most people, podcasts are really scary, and I
Speaker 2: understand why because you have to fill an hour with talking,
Speaker 2: and most people don't realize that it is. It's annoyed
Speaker 2: to be like it's a taxing thing, but it's not
Speaker 2: the easiest to not only talk, but hearing yourself talk
Speaker 2: for an hour straight back for the first time is
Speaker 2: really jarring because all you do is over analyze yourself
Speaker 2: and listen to the words you say and the way
Speaker 2: you form your sentences, and it's really easy to be like, Wow,
Speaker 2: I am one of the most unintelligent humans walking the
Speaker 2: fucking earth. I should never speak again. And I think
Speaker 2: most people are scared of that. But I think we'll
Speaker 2: get oriyan on this summer. No, wait, actually, are you
Speaker 2: sad Pride when this comes out? Pride, it's almost over.
Speaker 2: It's like way over.
Speaker 1: You mean the Deadly Sin month, Pride Month, the Deadly Sin.
Speaker 2: I don't know that. Oh I oh my god. Wait,
Speaker 2: Pride is actually one of the seven Deadly Sins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talking about it.
Speaker 2: I mean but no, but but that's a different a
Speaker 2: different Pride, A different this. I mean like LGBT Pride,
Speaker 2: Pride and look.
Speaker 1: In the middle you'll see your answer.
Speaker 2: D lgbtb d.
Speaker 1: D oh, demon crats, all of the demon crats out there,
Speaker 1: the liberals.
Speaker 2: You know, wait, what's the name of that one guy
Speaker 2: who was like, my wife isn't doesn't get what Ben Shapiro,
Speaker 2: you served Ben Shapiro when you start talking about Pride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't fuck with that crap. It's really just
Speaker 1: not that.
Speaker 2: I just think it's like weird to even like talk
Speaker 2: about it like that. You could just have a stance where,
Speaker 2: I mean, if you feel it has nothing to do
Speaker 2: with you, just like let it happen and let people
Speaker 2: enjoy themselves and express themselves.
Speaker 1: Absolutely fucking not okay.
Speaker 2: I mean you just fill your time with being hateful
Speaker 2: the Illuminati.
Speaker 1: Hello, the Illuminati is gonna get us.
Speaker 2: Wait, I don't know if you saw this TikTok. I
Speaker 2: sent you like eighteen tiktoks, and I don't think you
Speaker 2: watched that.
Speaker 1: I watched them all.
Speaker 2: This one is what you're serving. This is what you're
Speaker 2: serving about.
Speaker 1: Last time, I watch every TikTok every single person sends me.
Speaker 2: Because I'm like, you're just like on your phone like that.
Speaker 2: I am screen time at sixteen hours trying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, try to beat it.
Speaker 2: Fuck. Where is this TikTok? Dude? Oh? I think the
Speaker 2: one I'm trying to show you. Oh oh wait, maybe
Speaker 2: I didn't send it to you. It's like that lady, Oh,
Speaker 2: this one, this one's literally you when you start talking
Speaker 2: about Pride. Oh it's unavailable. The video is gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, flop flop lap era, No it is.
Speaker 2: Fuck. It was a lady like she was just somewhere
Speaker 2: else and she was like, my neighbors are watching me
Speaker 2: through the walls. They're sending signals through the walls.
Speaker 1: And I saw that. I saw it. Yes, that's you
Speaker 1: would Pride, And I said that was Josiah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, thank you guys for walking by.
Speaker 3: M hmmm.