WEBVTT - somebody broke into our house and watched drew sleep 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:24.800 Welcome this happens. It is a more serious episode. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.000 Yeah, something really scary. 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:28.600 It's something. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:32.000 Yeah, I just don't know what it is. Yeah. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:35.879 So last night it was like the latest I have 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.800 stayed up in a very long time. Like I was 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.879 up to like two am, three am, which is like 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:44.680 very out of character for me. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.479 Yeah. I was shocked and said that because you're like 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:48.680 impeding on my time. 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.480 Yeah, it's like, well, you woke up kind of early 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:57.440 this morning, which is my time. But I was laying 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:00.480 in bed kind of just like spiraling, thinking about everything 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:04.240 as one does, very existential, very like what is the 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:08.959 point to all this? Like? And then like I hear 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.319 rain and it starts raining, and I'm like, oh, thank god, 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.040 Like I had such a good day yesterday, like mentally 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:20.080 and emotionally, like thank god I have rain to final 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.240 like to put a cap on this day like this, Yeah, 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.119 just like yeah, perfect day. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:26.559 How could it get any better? 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:27.120 Yeah? 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.319 And so I have my window wide open, and as 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.240 some of you guys know or remember, I sleep with 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:37.440 my windows like unblinded. Like I hate blinds. I feel constricting. 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.440 They make my space feel even smaller than it already is. 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:44.760 I don't like blinds. So I'm like used to like 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:51.800 having yeah, whatever the elements coming in, but yesterday I 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.280 like open my window to like listen to the rain, 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:57.640 and I stayed up late to experience the rain, and 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:02.040 I'm like laying in bed with my window open, watching 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:07.520 Succession and I hear this sound in our neighbor's backyard 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.720 and I'm like, what the fuck is that? And it 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.799 like is very eerie. It's like a very eerie sound, 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.600 like a like almost like a heavy breathing sound, and 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.720 I'm like, oh, hell no, like what is going on? 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.720 So I like look out of my window and I 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.959 can't see anything because I still have my like overhead 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.760 light on, and I like look out and like I 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:29.240 don't see anything, obviously I just said that, but I 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:30.960 go and turn off my light because I'm like really 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.000 curious because this sound is like getting louder and it 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.200 feels like it's getting closer, and I'm like, literally, what 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.800 the fuck is going on? Like what is this sound? Now? 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.640 I was like, Oh, maybe it's just our neighbor's dog 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.880 like just breathing heavy being weird because they neglect that 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.079 thing and it's really sad and they just lock it 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.040 outside all the time, but that's not the point of 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:50.640 the story. I look out there and there's literally a 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:51.359 fucking person. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.639 Oh you going on like your tangent about the way 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:55.840 they cheat their dog in the middle of your story. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:59.480 You guys are, but there's a person standing in their 0:02:59.520 --> 0:02:59.920 fucking bed. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:00.640 Are you lying? 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:03.000 I'm being dead fucking serious. I even took a note 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.200 because I was like, oh, that's the killer and they're 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.400 about to be killed, and like the police are gonna 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.880 come over here and question me and look, but there's 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:13.000 like this big fucking dude standing in their backyard breathing heavy, 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.560 and I was like, I thought you were asleep and 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.120 I didn't want to wake you up and scare you. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.280 And Josh was already asleep, and I was just like 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:21.160 I don't know what to do. So I just shut 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:22.840 my window and went to sleep and took a note 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.320 at two or three am, and was like, there was 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.400 a person in their backyard and if they wake up 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.320 dead or don't wake up dead, they were murdered by him, 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.400 and I'm gonna go to the police and like talk 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:34.840 to him about it. But I haven't heard anything from them, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.720 so they could have been murdered. But there was a 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:38.760 person just standing breathing in their backyard. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:42.000 R dude, what No, that is actually like that's a no. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.400 I know that's what I'm saying. It's like actually scary. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:45.760 That's like actually the killer. 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:47.880 I know it was. It was giving the killer, and 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:50.440 like I don't know if he was looking at me, 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:52.000 like I don't know if he was looking in at 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:53.480 my window. And I was just like, oh my god, 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.400 like this is the first time in my life, like 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:58.760 I want blinds. Like it was very very eerie. I 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.640 can even show you that note because I was. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:01.840 I wish you took a picture. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.400 I was like so scared. I was literally shaking in 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.760 my boots. And normally, like I know, normally I would 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:09.520 text you and be like there's someone, but I really 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.440 was like freaking the fuck out like PTSD from like 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:15.760 the first Home Invasion, Like I was like shaking in 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:17.560 my boots, like I wanted to come and ground. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:22.440 We've literally been manifesting, yeah, for real, like evil things. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.160 We've been reading. 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:25.400 Just possible to talk about anything bad that's ever happened 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.200 to you because you're just gonna manifest more things. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:29.640 Yeah, we've been manifesting like all the bad ship. But 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.440 look I look two oh three m heard sound in 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.200 neighbors backyard and then I looked out and he was 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:38.600 fucking standing there. It was so scary. Fucking god, that's 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:39.359 so scary. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.440 Well, I had fun on my iPhone last night. I 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.320 fell asleep watching The Muppet Show and looking at cars 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:49.359 on Facebook Market, and then I went to sleep, and 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:52.560 then I was doing my investigative research on estate sales 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.960 because I still don't think they're real and I still 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.200 have not figured out how to find them, but I 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.320 really want to go to one before I leave town. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.040 Like I'm like really determined. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.839 There's probably like a website that's like a state sales 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:04.400 dot com. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:07.279 No, there literally is, but it was made in nineteen 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:10.479 forty two, and it literally functions like except for somebody 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.520 who only reads newspapers, like if you really look at it. 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:16.560 A lot of those old websites are based on newspapers, 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:19.360 and I've never read a newspaper in my goddamn fucking life, 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.200 so I have no idea what to look for. Yeah, 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.080 I like don't know how to navigate that with my eyes. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.320 The only time I ever like used Okay, so when 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:29.680 I was younger, like Lone Star news would have like 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:31.560 field trips and we would go and see how like 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:34.119 newspapers were made. Do I look big today? Or something 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:35.160 like why do you keep looking at me? 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:36.800 Oh, I'm looking at your belt? And I keep thinking 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:38.960 about how I have those two belts that I ordered 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.200 that don't fit me and I need to return them, 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.520 and I already put in the exchange, so I'm getting 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.640 sent these other belts and I'm probably just gonna get 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:51.760 charged for these belts time you heard, but I uh. 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:54.440 We would go on field trips to like see how 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:58.320 newspapers were created, and it was really sick and really 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.719 exciting for me because it was like giant rolls of paper, 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:04.360 like fucking massive. And then the other time I've ever 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:08.880 read a newspaper was when I took silly putty and 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.960 you would put silly putty on the newspaper and you 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.400 could create a stamp and lift the ink and put 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:14.680 it on the thing. And I did. 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:16.640 I think I did that with Maz. 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.719 I did that with my newspaper article about me winning 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.080 the art show because I was like, I'm so like, 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.640 I'm so different, Like. 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.280 You are different, You're like doing collage shit. Other kids 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.479 are like outside playing like and enjoying life and you're 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:35.080 inside like doing mosaic, playing with ink that probably had 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:35.680 lead in it. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.720 I did mosaic one time, the one and only time 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:43.159 I did mosaic. I like was cutting the tiles and 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:47.279 like I was making this like design. I don't know 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.760 what the fuck they call it. And there were tiles 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:54.000 like all over the floor, and there were tiles like 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:55.760 cut tiles all over the floor. And like I was 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.680 moving around on my knees and I sliced my knee open. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:00.280 It was bad. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:01.720 It was you have like jeans on. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:04.039 At least, No, it was shorts. It was to the bone. 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.160 I was I was literally like ten years old. 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:09.240 Why were you doing mosaics and playing with glass at 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:10.000 ten years old? 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.000 Because I was just an artistic honestly. No. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.360 It goes to show like where were your parents? Like, actually, 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.000 why were you having no guidance? 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:18.880 No? Actually where were my parents? 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:19.440 No? 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.240 Where were No? She was helping me. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.400 Well, it's funny you want to a newspaper factory, because 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.000 only factory they took us to as a kid. As 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:29.040 we went to Krispy Kreme. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:33.320 Uh, back at it again at Krispy Kreme, Back at 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:39.920 it again at Krispy Kreme. The fuck? Why did you 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:40.400 not know? 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:42.080 That's not it? Right? 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:42.880 Oh my god? 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:44.440 Well that is it? 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:44.800 Is it? 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.160 Yeah, it's dude. He's like back at it again at 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:51.920 risk because the whole funny thing is like does he 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:53.559 do that all the fucking time? 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:56.600 Like why is he one of the I think that 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:58.840 is like magnum op is fine for me. My favorite 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:02.200 vine is that one, specifically because of the amount of 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.920 questions you have after that one. And I bet you 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:06.720 thought we wouldn't still a bus. We stole a bus. 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:10.000 And I just recently watched like a dissertation video on 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:11.960 that video, and then I found out that she made 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:17.040 a video telling the story. It's really sick. But yeah. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:18.360 I also see. 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.240 Cay and Colley come get your juice, but I don't 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:22.720 know their names. That's my biggest thing. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:23.760 Come get y'all jewice. 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:27.000 That's my biggest thing, is like I don't know what 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.920 the names are. It could be like Kim and Colin, 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:33.400 like Kay and Colleen, like it literally could be like 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.320 so many names, but because I can't see them. I 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:39.640 literally was gonna do this thing during COVID. I don't 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:42.880 know if you remember. I was like writing down a 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:44.960 bunch of vines that I felt like had so many 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.680 questions to them, and I really wanted to be on 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.840 my investigative journal shit and hunt these people down and 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:53.280 know what happened after, Like, how did that happen? Why 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.920 did you do that? Who had the idea? And all 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.640 these things? But I have the brain. 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:06.000 Of a master mind. No, I haven't mind. Oh what 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.040 the was gonna say? 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:08.040 I don't know. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.680 We need to bring them onto the podcast one, but 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.800 what was that starting? Oh the thing about the Krispy 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.199 Kreme video is it never actually happened. Why do you 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:17.080 keep looking at me? 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:18.320 I'm looking at your. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.920 Maker insecure about my body. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.320 You literally have the most graphic T shirt on that 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.440 you've worn in like the past four months, and I'm 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:26.760 just looking at the design on it. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.640 It's also the same shade as. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.760 Your skin, so you kind of just look naked. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.440 Looks like you have a huge nipple on the front 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:37.920 of your chest. And also your hat is like the same. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.560 Oh my god, Kay, you're going in you leave me 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:45.000 the fuck alone. Sandy shoes, sandy fucking bottom, soggy bottom, bitch. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:46.760 Why do we have to bring up the shoes? 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:48.720 You're a dusty saggy, soggy bottle. 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:51.080 I really can't believe there's video of your shoes like 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:52.520 actually turning to dust. 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:56.679 The sands spilled out. It's really really jarring, it's really 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:58.560 really crazy. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:02.600 It's not bad. It's just you look naked, and I 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:03.760 think it's a good outfit. 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:05.840 But you look naked, okay, And it's not bad that 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:10.000 you're a soggy, dusty bottom. I never said that was 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.719 a bad thing, okay, But. 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.760 Yeah, we went to the Krispy kreame factory. That's where 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.440 they it took us. They didn't take us to like 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.560 a newspaper factory, a magazine factory or something. No, they 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.319 fucking literally took us. Also, it wasn't even the factory. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:26.040 It was the Krispy Cream store that all of us 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:28.400 had already been to in our life, and they took 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.480 us there, and they had the windows and had us 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.319 put on little hairnets and go stand outside of the window. 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.640 We didn't even get like a VIP experience. We got 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:37.720 the same experience you got when you went to this 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:40.400 Krispy Kreme, because this was one of the Krispy Creams 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:43.199 that had all the clear windows so you could see 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:46.720 the machines making them and everybody making the Krispy Kream donuts. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.880 So they literally just took us to fucking Krispy Kream 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.160 and had us pay fifteen dollars to the school to take. 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:54.480 Us to That is crazy. 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.960 Such a scam because everybody, like someone made a really 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:02.000 funny TikTok where it was like I wire plane tickets 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.599 so fucking expensive. Bit you're already going that way, just 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:07.280 let me get on, like stop being fucking stingy. And 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.760 that's literally how I feel about the fucking field trips 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.160 every kid, Like fifty kids don't have to give you 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:15.280 fifteen dollars to cover the bus charts. The buses work 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:17.080 for the school. The bus is that same bus is 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:19.560 taking me home after school, Like I'm already getting on 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.560 the bus, like why are you taking lunches and shit, 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:23.720 I know it's insane. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.040 At least feed me. And then like the stress of 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:30.720 having to get your fucking your paper signs signature. 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.520 I would I would fake the fuck out of that set. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.680 I was never brave enough until I was like in 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.200 high school, Like I wasn't brave enough to like forge 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.040 my parents' signature. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:40.160 I think as a kid, I didn't understand that like 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.840 forging a signature was not only immoral but a crime. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.640 But in my head, I was like, why am I 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:47.400 going to have this conversation with my parents? Like no, 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.319 and I would just sign it. Also, I would always forget, 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.800 like I would constantly forget, because if I turned my 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.199 head from something, it no longer exists if I'm not 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:59.400 like having my eyes on it. So I would always forget. 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:02.160 And then the morning of the field trip, my teacher 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.640 would be like or like the day before the day 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.240 of the field trip, she'd be like, all right, last call, 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.240 like who has your field trips? And then I would 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.199 just forge my dad's signature. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:15.360 That's lit, that is lit. Yeah, that's really lit. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.800 Oh my god. Okay, Like you don't sound like you 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:18.320 think that. 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:20.679 No, it's just like cool that you would just commit 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.400 a crime like that, like fraud. But like whatever, I 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:23.880 was like. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:24.960 I didn't realize. 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:26.840 I don't know, I just don't find that shit cool. 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:31.120 You know what's crazy is I when I was like 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:35.960 fourteen or fifteen, there was like a vine made of me. 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:39.000 So I had just gone to a rave that night. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.000 I was like fifte No, I was sixteen because I 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:46.640 drove there and I went to this rave in Dallas 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:48.920 and I snuck out and then it was not supposed 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:52.120 to be there, and my mom and my parents like 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.040 knew I was going to these rays, but they didn't 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.080 know what I was doing at this rave. Like I 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.120 was always like good at like. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:58.720 Being like they thought you were just dancing. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:00.600 Yeah, they thought I was just having a fun time. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:02.480 But now I was doing Molly at sixteen and ruining 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:04.880 my brain. Don't fucking do that. It's the worst fucking 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.760 thing you can ever ever, ever do to your brain. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.800 And I'm not kidding. Don't do it. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:11.200 Perfect examples of that, because like just look at me 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:15.560 and it's like, WHOA, gorgeous really grew into that brain. 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:19.360 Then look at him and it's like whoa, something went 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:20.040 very wrong. 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:22.640 No, there's definitely holes in my fucking brain. I don't 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:26.160 know if that's real, but the fucking molly worms milled 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.720 into my brain MILLI walked into my brain. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:33.360 What the fuck were you saying? 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.880 Story, Yes, So I went to this raven Dallas and 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.040 I did Molly at the ripe age of sixteen, and 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:42.560 it was the worst thing I've ever done. But we 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:46.600 saw had to get home and I was like the 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:50.920 only one that could drive because everyone was also twacked out, 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:52.720 and I was just like fuck it, like I'll do it, 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.480 and like drove an hour and a half an hour 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.959 and forty five back home, like I was driving hell slow, 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:01.040 very safe. It was I'm genuinely like, this isn't me 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.280 trying to be cool, Like this is not chill, this 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.280 shouldn't have happened. I do not do this, Like it's 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.640 the one of the worst things I've ever done. But 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.560 then I got home at like midnight and one of 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:14.160 my neighbors were throwing a party, and I went to 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:20.000 this party and in the bathroom, like me and my 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.360 homies like went to the bathroom and they started doing 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.920 really really bad things. And I was like, Okay, that's 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.480 where I draw the line. I'm not gonna do that. 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.280 And while we were in the bathroom, they were banging, 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.800 like cops started banging on the door and busting the party, 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.240 and like they filtered out the house and they didn't 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:35.800 go into the bathroom. We're like, oh, we're good, Like 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:37.800 we just have to camp out here for like another hour, 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.640 and we're good. And then they started banging on the 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:42.360 bathroom door and they were like, get out of the 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.680 fucking bathroom and all this shit, and we were like no, 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:49.120 like we're gonna stay in here. And then my homie 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.920 like threw the bad shit in the toilet and flushed it, 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:55.960 and the cops were screaming like, don't flush the fucking toilet. 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.280 Why are you flushing the toilet? Like all this shit, 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.960 And then we all three like came out and they 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:02.240 were like, what the fuck are you doing in there? 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:03.840 And we were like, oh, we were just like chilling, 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:05.920 like we were we were hiding. We were just like 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:09.160 trying to get away from you guys. Well, this was 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.640 a party of a bunch of miners with alcohol, but 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.400 I had just gotten there and I wasn't planning on 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:17.560 drinking because, like I know, like the reactions that that 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.960 causes in your brain, it's just not good. It's very neurotoxic. 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:20.960 And I was like, if I'm going to do one 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:23.200 neurotoxic thing, I'm not gonna fucking do too and ruin 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.080 my brain even further. So I was just like I'm 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:28.760 gonna chill. Well, the cops took all of us outside. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:31.800 There was like probably forty of us out front, and 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:33.920 they put us in a big circle and it started 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.960 to rain and they started breathalyzing each and every single 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:41.040 one of us, like all in the circle. And I 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:43.880 was the only person that blew zeros because I didn't 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:46.680 fucking drink that night, and the cops were super suss 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:48.360 about that and they were like why did everybody else 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:49.720 blah blah blah blah blah, and I was just like 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.640 I didn't drink. And then like as I was blowing 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.200 the second time around, a kid was recording me and 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.800 uploaded it on vine of me blowing zeros and like 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:01.280 everybody in this circle like celebrated. Was like fuck yeah, 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.440 like just going crazy and that's kind of my story. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.200 And then the cops when they were going back around 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:11.280 reading everybody, they're like breathalyzed their numbers. They switched mine 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:14.720 with this girl and they said that I bleww numbers 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.600 and everybody was like he just blew fucking zeros, like 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.880 why are you trying to? Like, and they were like fighting, 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:21.400 and then I was like I'll blow a third time 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:23.720 if I fucking have to, like I didn't, and it 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.240 was just like this big deal. But then he was 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.320 just like Okay, go home, and I just got in 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.160 my car and drove home or no, we walked there 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:33.400 and I got in my car and walked home. Yeah, 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:34.360 so that was. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.680 Your victory story. But it's funny because you still did drugs. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:40.280 So like if I was there, I would have snitched 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:43.480 on you. If I was there and I was drunk 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:45.240 and I knew you did Molly, I would have been like, yeah, 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.840 he blew zeros because he did fucking Molly, and then 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:49.320 we would have never been from No. 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.360 Like the thing was was, like, you know the story 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:56.280 the show Euphoria that was written about my life, I 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:57.080 was actually. 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:02.920 And yeah that makes so. I mean like being in 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.119 the third season and being the janitor that's like in 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.520 the background at the school. Like I don't know that. 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:09.760 Like I wouldn't put that on my like I MBD 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:12.720 or anything. But it is still a feat to be 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.320 on camera with some of the biggest stars in the world. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.719 I just don't have lines. 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.000 You don't have lines, but like I'm still on screen 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:21.920 sharing this screen in Sydney, Sweeney. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:24.320 That's what I'm saying, Like that's cool, but I don't 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:25.880 know that I would brag about that. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.800 Okay, yeah, you'll you'll be saying that once I get 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:32.760 my royalty check of three cents yea months for the 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:35.240 rest of my life. But we were talking about that 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:41.800 yesterday that like we are actively witnessing like the Robert 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:46.879 Downey Junior, the Leonardo DiCaprio, the Scarlett Johanson's of our generations. 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:48.920 I was gonna say, you better name a woman because 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:50.600 you're kind of Oh no. 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.119