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Speaker 1: Welcome this happens. It is a more serious episode.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, something really scary.

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Speaker 3: It's something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't know what it is. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So last night it was like the latest I have

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Speaker 1: up to like two am, three am, which is like

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Speaker 1: very out of character for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was shocked and said that because you're like

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Speaker 2: impeding on my time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, well, you woke up kind of early

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Speaker 1: this morning, which is my time. But I was laying

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Speaker 1: as one does, very existential, very like what is the

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Speaker 1: point to all this? Like? And then like I hear

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Speaker 1: Like I had such a good day yesterday, like mentally

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Speaker 1: just like yeah, perfect day.

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Speaker 2: How could it get any better?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And so I have my window wide open, and as

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Speaker 1: some of you guys know or remember, I sleep with

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Speaker 1: my windows like unblinded. Like I hate blinds. I feel constricting.

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Speaker 1: They make my space feel even smaller than it already is.

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Speaker 1: I don't like blinds. So I'm like used to like

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Speaker 1: I'm like laying in bed with my window open, watching

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Speaker 1: Succession and I hear this sound in our neighbor's backyard

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Speaker 1: like a like almost like a heavy breathing sound, and

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Speaker 1: So I like look out of my window and I

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Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, maybe it's just our neighbor's dog

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Speaker 1: like just breathing heavy being weird because they neglect that

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Speaker 2: Oh you going on like your tangent about the way

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Speaker 2: they cheat their dog in the middle of your story.

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Speaker 1: You guys are, but there's a person standing in their

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Speaker 3: Are you lying?

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Speaker 1: I'm being dead fucking serious. I even took a note

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Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, that's the killer and they're

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Speaker 1: And Josh was already asleep, and I was just like

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Speaker 1: at two or three am, and was like, there was

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go to the police and like talk

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Speaker 1: so they could have been murdered. But there was a

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Speaker 2: R dude, what No, that is actually like that's a no.

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Speaker 1: I know that's what I'm saying. It's like actually scary.

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Speaker 2: That's like actually the killer.

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Speaker 1: I know it was. It was giving the killer, and

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Speaker 2: I wish you took a picture.

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Speaker 1: I was like so scared. I was literally shaking in

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Speaker 2: We've literally been manifesting, yeah, for real, like evil things.

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Speaker 1: We've been reading.

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Speaker 2: Just possible to talk about anything bad that's ever happened

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Speaker 2: to you because you're just gonna manifest more things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been manifesting like all the bad ship. But

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Speaker 2: Well, I had fun on my iPhone last night. I

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Speaker 2: fell asleep watching The Muppet Show and looking at cars

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Speaker 2: then I was doing my investigative research on estate sales

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Speaker 2: because I still don't think they're real and I still

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Speaker 2: Like I'm like really determined.

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Speaker 1: There's probably like a website that's like a state sales

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Speaker 2: No, there literally is, but it was made in nineteen

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Speaker 2: forty two, and it literally functions like except for somebody

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Speaker 2: who only reads newspapers, like if you really look at it.

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Speaker 2: A lot of those old websites are based on newspapers,

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Speaker 2: and I've never read a newspaper in my goddamn fucking life,

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Speaker 2: I like don't know how to navigate that with my eyes.

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Speaker 1: The only time I ever like used Okay, so when

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Speaker 1: I was younger, like Lone Star news would have like

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Speaker 1: field trips and we would go and see how like

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Speaker 1: newspapers were made. Do I look big today? Or something

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Speaker 1: like why do you keep looking at me?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm looking at your belt? And I keep thinking

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Speaker 2: about how I have those two belts that I ordered

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Speaker 2: that don't fit me and I need to return them,

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Speaker 1: We would go on field trips to like see how

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Speaker 2: I think I did that with Maz.

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Speaker 1: I did that with my newspaper article about me winning

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Speaker 1: the art show because I was like, I'm so like,

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Speaker 1: I'm so different, Like.

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Speaker 2: You are different, You're like doing collage shit. Other kids

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Speaker 2: are like outside playing like and enjoying life and you're

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Speaker 1: I did mosaic one time, the one and only time

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Speaker 1: I did mosaic. I like was cutting the tiles and

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Speaker 1: like I was making this like design. I don't know

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Speaker 1: It was bad.

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Speaker 2: It was you have like jeans on.

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Speaker 1: At least, No, it was shorts. It was to the bone.

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Speaker 1: I was I was literally like ten years old.

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Speaker 2: Why were you doing mosaics and playing with glass at

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Speaker 1: Because I was just an artistic honestly. No.

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Speaker 2: It goes to show like where were your parents? Like, actually,

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Speaker 2: why were you having no guidance?

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Speaker 1: No? Actually where were my parents?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Where were No? She was helping me.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's funny you want to a newspaper factory, because

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Speaker 2: only factory they took us to as a kid. As

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Speaker 2: we went to Krispy Kreme.

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Speaker 1: Uh, back at it again at Krispy Kreme, Back at

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Speaker 1: it again at Krispy Kreme. The fuck? Why did you

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Speaker 3: That's not it? Right?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Well that is it?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dude. He's like back at it again at

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Speaker 2: risk because the whole funny thing is like does he

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Speaker 2: do that all the fucking time?

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Speaker 1: Like why is he one of the I think that

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Speaker 2: Cay and Colley come get your juice, but I don't

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Speaker 1: Come get y'all jewice.

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Speaker 2: That's my biggest thing, is like I don't know what

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Speaker 2: like Kay and Colleen, like it literally could be like

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Speaker 2: literally was gonna do this thing during COVID. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if you remember. I was like writing down a

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Speaker 2: my investigative journal shit and hunt these people down and

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Speaker 2: know what happened after, Like, how did that happen? Why

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Speaker 2: did you do that? Who had the idea? And all

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Speaker 2: these things? But I have the brain.

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Speaker 1: Of a master mind. No, I haven't mind. Oh what

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We need to bring them onto the podcast one, but

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Speaker 1: what was that starting? Oh the thing about the Krispy

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Speaker 1: Kreme video is it never actually happened. Why do you

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Speaker 1: keep looking at me?

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at your.

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Speaker 1: Maker insecure about my body.

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Speaker 2: You literally have the most graphic T shirt on that

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Speaker 2: you've worn in like the past four months, and I'm

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Speaker 2: just looking at the design on it.

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Speaker 3: It's also the same shade as.

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Speaker 2: Your skin, so you kind of just look naked.

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Speaker 3: Looks like you have a huge nipple on the front

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Speaker 3: of your chest. And also your hat is like the same.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kay, you're going in you leave me

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Speaker 1: the fuck alone. Sandy shoes, sandy fucking bottom, soggy bottom, bitch.

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Speaker 3: Why do we have to bring up the shoes?

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Speaker 1: You're a dusty saggy, soggy bottle.

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Speaker 2: I really can't believe there's video of your shoes like

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Speaker 2: actually turning to dust.

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Speaker 1: The sands spilled out. It's really really jarring, it's really

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Speaker 2: Your victory story. But it's funny because you still did drugs.

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Speaker 2: So like if I was there, I would have snitched

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Speaker 1: Like the thing was was, like, you know the story

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Speaker 2: Like I wouldn't put that on my like I MBD

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Speaker 1: You don't have lines, but like I'm still on screen

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like that's cool, but I don't

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm the Big Finale. I shouldn't be saying.

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Speaker 1: That we have Yeah, we have to cut that I'm.

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Speaker 2: It's her comfort. It's my old blogs come perfect.

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Speaker 2: I have real royalties. Should I read the crazy thing

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Speaker 2: those four hours, getting up and realizing I can move

441
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,720
Speaker 2: my legs and like move my whole body, and it

442
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,800
Speaker 2: just gives me this insane adrenaline rush because it's a

443
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,439
Speaker 2: reminder that I am alive after being gone from this

444
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 2: planet for six hours. So I blast song I really like,

445
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 2: and I dance around for like two minutes, and then

446
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,960
Speaker 2: as the song's coming to an end, I start realizing

447
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,560
Speaker 2: that I have nowhere to go to to dance like this.

448
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,639
Speaker 2: So dancing like this in my house is just not

449
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,119
Speaker 2: nearly as fulfilling as being out in the wild or

450
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,439
Speaker 2: being out at a club and dancing with other people,

451
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,920
Speaker 2: and then going back to overstimulating myself because I just

452
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,639
Speaker 2: can't get that kind of joy that I had for

453
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 2: two minutes and that I'm seeking in this moment because

454
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,200
Speaker 2: it usually happens around three PM anyways, which is brief,

455
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 2: which is brave of me to even say, because that

456
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,840
Speaker 2: would insinuate that I wake up at nine am or something.

457
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,280
Speaker 2: But I haven't woken up before eleven pm in like

458
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,440
Speaker 2: nine weeks, and I think I'm going to kill myself.

459
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,680
Speaker 2: So I said all of that into my phone last

460
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,840
Speaker 2: night alone in my bedroom.

461
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 1: Mmmmm, something is seriously wrong with you. Yeah, like there's

462
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 1: something really.

463
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 2: I mean, someone out there knows exactly the feeling.

464
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,920
Speaker 1: I'm no, I fully relate to me.

465
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like something's actually something's wrong with you.

466
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 2: Because I'd even I wrote that for people like you.

467
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,879
Speaker 2: I don't have those feelings. I just wanted to monetize

468
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,119
Speaker 2: and profit off of people weird.

469
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:04,720
Speaker 1: People like you, who Yeah, mental health is sexy. Yeah yeah, yeah,

470
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 1: is like a thing that you can sell now.

471
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, and it's weird. Yeah, mental health is weirdation,

472
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 2: it's weird.

473
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 1: The commonification of mental health.

474
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:17,679
Speaker 2: The ossification of mental health.

475
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,560
Speaker 1: Okay, well, this is one of the notes that I have.

476
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 1: I can look at a guy or girl. We don't

477
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 1: we we you know what I'm saying, Like, we don't

478
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 1: discriminate here, Oh okay, okay. And I can look at

479
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 1: a guy and a girl and know if they have

480
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,199
Speaker 1: stinky private parts. I can just tell. It's like a

481
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,159
Speaker 1: sixth sense. I really can just like look at you

482
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 1: and know, like if you're like a little stinky down there.

483
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,720
Speaker 2: I would agree, but I would even say that it's

484
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 2: kind of hard because some of the most like clean

485
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 2: and well put people I've ever met. You find out

486
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 2: that they have really not lit hygiene.

487
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,360
Speaker 1: What it just knows I know someone.

488
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you can like you get down to the

489
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 2: bottom of it, and it's like, damn, I would have

490
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 2: never thought that if I saw you outside, Like, but

491
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,640
Speaker 2: that's that's it. And then there's a lot of people

492
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 2: who like fake practice good hygiene. They don't got that.

493
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 2: They don't have that. I don't take it you, yeah,

494
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 2: because you just don't do it.

495
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, So well, I wait, you did something crazy.

496
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Drew showered twice yesterday.

497
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, something has happened. I showered at the gym and

498
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: then I showered last night because Enya was smoking cigarettes

499
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 1: and blowing it all over my body and it was

500
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 1: in it was in my sabasis subacious glands and it

501
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: would just like I could smell it faintly and it

502
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 1: was just awful, awful, awful.

503
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 2: You'd rather smell like fucking methanphetamine from his puff bar cigarettes? Yeah,

504
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 2: actually I've never smelled meth, but some of those puff

505
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,440
Speaker 2: bars is what I assume the smell of someone doing math.

506
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 1: Josiah's smells like cat piss. Like unironically smells like cat

507
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 1: piss and like I'm not the only person to tell

508
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: him that, And when he smokes that, like I can.

509
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called. Is it the red

510
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: and orange one? Yeah, I can find him like in

511
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: the house based off of the scent of capists following

512
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: him wherever he goes.

513
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 2: Drew is sipping on watermelon sour peach today. If anybody

514
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 2: was wondering, we should do your flavors of the day.

515
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, watermelon.

516
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 2: But I guess that's gonna end because since you're quit

517
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 2: in a week when this episode comes out, you will

518
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 2: have quit already.

519
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, yeah wow, which is very big, very big news.

520
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 1: And we also yesterday watched or two days ago watched

521
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: the Apple Vision unveiling, and I wanted to get your

522
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: tea on that. I wanted to know what your.

523
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 2: Thoughts are my thoughts. It's annoying because like we just

524
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 2: have such like not such opposite thoughts. But I think

525
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 2: everybody knows that as much as I rely on technology

526
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 2: and social media for my livelihood, I just have so

527
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 2: many grievances with it and disagreements with it. And I

528
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 2: don't know I've fallen this in between place. I remember

529
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: I got into a really crazy argument with my ex

530
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 2: over surveillance and how I just don't care for surveillance,

531
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,479
Speaker 2: and I kind of still feel like that, But there

532
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 2: are certain things that I think are crossing the line.

533
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 2: And once it starts to feel super inhumane, the idea

534
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 2: that I'd be wearing this thing and it can sense

535
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 2: another human like looking at me and coming up to

536
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 2: me to talk to me, and then giving a recording

537
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 2: of my eyes, it just feels weird, Like I don't know,

538
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 2: I'm in between. I think it's awesome because specifically for

539
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 2: a plane, like I would love to have that thing

540
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 2: on on a plane flight, like on a flight, on

541
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: a seven hour flight, that would be awesome. Although it

542
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: only fucking lives for two hours.

543
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 1: So I just saw that in a comment somewhere.

544
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's Marcus said it did.

545
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: Really. Oh yeah, we love n KBHD in his house.

546
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 2: We stand here, I literally, I genuinely love him, like Hi, Papa,

547
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 2: were like Papa. But yeah, he said, it lasts for

548
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 2: two hours, but you can plug it into like a

549
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 2: fucking port or something and like keep it going forever,

550
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 2: which I think would actually drain all the power from

551
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 2: a plane and crash it because the machine shouldn't be

552
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 2: plugged into a plane.

553
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're gonna make like different sized battery packs.

554
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would it would be beneficial to

555
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 2: have like a bigger battery pack, just so that it

556
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 2: can live longer. Because he made a good point in

557
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: his video to that huge thing they're trying to sell

558
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: with it is this interactiveness in terms of watching movies

559
00:25:50,560 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 2: and like Josh just passed away and his ghosts, this

560
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 2: immersive experience of watching movies, So why the fuck would

561
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: the battery only last two hours? Most movies are either

562
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 2: two hours and ten minutes or like, oh my god,

563
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 2: you're like fading away. Oh my god. I know. Sometimes

564
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 2: it's like scary, like you.

565
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: There's like an energy coming from the camera.

566
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,679
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes it's like we're talking and then it's like,

567
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: oh you're here.

568
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: Oh wow, No, I didn't know you.

569
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 2: Were actually gonna come. So it's like I don't know

570
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 2: sor but yeah, the battery life is weird. But mainly

571
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 2: how I feel about it is I just believe that

572
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 2: I don't believe in the progression of technology and whatever.

573
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 2: People can argue that I understand there's pros and cons.

574
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 2: There's pros and cons to everything, but in my head,

575
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 2: I'm just like a lot of it is scary, Like.

576
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: Is I think Apple Vision is going to suck? I

577
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,479
Speaker 1: think the first generation product isn't going to be what

578
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: we want, but like four generations down the line, it'll

579
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: get smaller and cheaper and it will be sick. I'm

580
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: still getting one, might get a second one, yeah, I

581
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: mean I.

582
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 2: Still want to get one just because of.

583
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: The it's important.

584
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 2: It's like a huge step in technology, even though but

585
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 2: I also probably won't do that because I won't touch it.

586
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though VR has like been around for so long.

587
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: Like I do think this is like the genesis of

588
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: like the new frontier that we're going to explore, like

589
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: the iPhone was. Like I do think it's going to

590
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: be something that's like adopted widely, not at first, because

591
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 1: they're even limiting it to an American audience, which is

592
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: crazy use like a user database like to do that, Like.

593
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: It's because our data laws are so much more loose

594
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: here that they can consume can take get those No,

595
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 2: literally I wonder if that's it. It's because it's like

596
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 2: also an American company, So that's most companies are probably like,

597
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 2: we don't want you fucking collecting data your bit.

598
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: But my ultimate take on it is like I'm excited

599
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: for I'm excited for the future, and like we've been

600
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 1: living in this like weird dystopia for like the last

601
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: like ten twenty years where it's like all of the

602
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: bad things about the future are happening and we're not

603
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: getting anything good, but like we're finally getting like the

604
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 1: good part, like one of the good parts, which is

605
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: like something you can just like immerse yourself in and

606
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: like escape all the bad parts. Whi's like it's a

607
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: product of the environment. Like it's not going to fix

608
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: the problems, but like at least it'll make it a

609
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: little easier.

610
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 2: It literally this is the corniest thing ever. But I

611
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: watching Marxist video, I was like, damn, I need to

612
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: rewatch Wally as a full grown adult because it is

613
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: so real.

614
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: It's coming soon.

615
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: We really are just like headed towards the inevitable end,

616
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 2: which I won't be alive for, which makes me happy,

617
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: and if it does start, I will simply kill myself,

618
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: so fuck complain with me. But yeah, but that's also

619
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 2: I just have the tendency to think very past semistic.

620
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 2: And also I do nothing but envy the lack of technology.

621
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just following though I'm.

622
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: Obsessed with technology because it like runs my whole life.

623
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just falling for the psychological operation of

624
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: the Apple Vision. Like I recognize that.

625
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: But like, but you also in general, just usually you're

626
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 2: like way more invested in like the future of technology

627
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: than I am.

628
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: I am, like, I just like to see the good,

629
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: the good and everything. I just try. I try hard.

630
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 2: Scares me really bad. But that's also why I was like,

631
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, where does this conversation even go, because it's

632
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: just always me being like no, that's a no for

633
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: me because I just it freaks me out. Also, it

634
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: shouldn't take pictures like that, Like.

635
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: That wouldn't take thing I've ever seen. Was being like, oh,

636
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: like you can watch your memory, Yeah, you can watch

637
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: back your memories like a Black Mirror episode. But then

638
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: like they showed how it's done, and it's this dude

639
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: with this fucking mask on his face taking photos of

640
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: these children. Like it's weird. It's like the dad with

641
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: the fourteen foot fucking giant camera at the birthday parties

642
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: when they were younger, like, it's an eyesore, it's weird,

643
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: it's not natural.

644
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: Which even that I wonder if that felt as unnatural,

645
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: because I think it's one thing to have this like thing,

646
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: because already with iPhones, it bothers me, like I genuinely

647
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: don't believe in recording everything. But then I think about

648
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 2: how I am so jealous of people who have these tapes.

649
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: There's but I don't know, there's something so different about

650
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 2: it being like a digital phone where you can upload

651
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 2: it and immediately rewatch it. And this for some reason

652
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: that really bothers me. And I feel like with like

653
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 2: tapes and digital cameras, even like before, before the year

654
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 2: two thousand and five, it was a big thing to

655
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: record a few minutes of something and then kind of

656
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 2: like drop your phone and keep it pushing. But I

657
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: don't know, maybe I'm just being one of those annoying

658
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 2: people who's like, it's so different now when it's kind

659
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: of been the same. People have always wanted to record

660
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 2: and document things that are happening because memories have always

661
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: been such an important part of not only history but

662
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: human nature. People love to preserve ideas and feelings because

663
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 2: we're so obsessed with feeling good, and a part of

664
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: feeling good is being nostalgic. Blah blah blah blah. So

665
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: there's that, but something about it being on your fucking face.

666
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: It's likely. I think that is so crazy.

667
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: That's the killer, Like.

668
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like unanimous, Like it will only be adopted

669
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: when it's a chip into your brain, like widely, and

670
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: I will be getting the chip immediately. I don't give

671
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: a fuck, but you should look into the work of

672
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: Ted Kaczynski. I think you'd really like his work. Oh well,

673
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: listen to this factory. Two hundred and ninety five thousand

674
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: people point zero zero zero three seven percent of the

675
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: population holds thirty three percent of all wealth on Earth.

676
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: It's pretty crazy.

677
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. Numbers are like I have no idea

678
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: what you just said. And I really tried to listen,

679
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: like I was like looking at like a blank thing,

680
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 2: because I was like, Okay, he's saying numbers. I have

681
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: to listen. But numbers are so hard for my brain

682
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: to grass that I have no idea what you just said,

683
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: So you have to repeat it or I'll read it.

684
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: Point zero zero zero three seven percent of the population

685
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: holds thirty three percent of all wealth on Earth.

686
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 3: That's literally what I was thinking of when I watched

687
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 3: that keynote. Yeah, like because remember I watched them what

688
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 3: the next day I drove over here to do the podcast,

689
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: and I was like, the roads in LA are so

690
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 3: fucked up, Like I want potholes, like this is I

691
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 3: don't want to strap a computer to my face, especially

692
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 3: when like the people that are in that fraction they

693
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 3: make passively like a million dollars a day just from

694
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 3: like what they.

695
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: Also, they're so fucking old, and like it's all these

696
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: old people who are just giving it to their fucking greedy,

697
00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: little fucking mongol family. Nasty fucking kid who we're gonna

698
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 2: just do the same fucking thing because they are going

699
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 2: to grow up and be like, my life was fucking awesome.

700
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: Why would I suffer when you don't have to suffer.

701
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 2: You just don't need to hoard. It's literally a fucking disease,

702
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 2: Like you have a fucking disease, you were a hoarder.

703
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, dead as It's weird, it's scary and diabolical,

704
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to share that factoid with y'all

705
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: because it is very interesting. It's fucking very very much,

706
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: which brings me to my next point that my most

707
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: ideal life is starting a small business and packing the

708
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: orders myself and selling little trinkets and plastic goods out

709
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: out of my bedroom in my house in upstate New York.

710
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 2: I'll just work for you because I don't want to

711
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 2: do anything, so I'll just take the stuff to the

712
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 2: post office.

713
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: Well, you'll have your shop. I'll have my online shop.

714
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 2: I do want a shop. That's like my dream is

715
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: to have a shop, period.

716
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 3: I want to get in. I want to get a

717
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 3: tattoo on my finger with little mustache. I was gonna

718
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 3: say yeah and then hold it like this and then

719
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 3: write it bacon.

720
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: Why don't you actually must bacon.

721
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 3: I'm going to gall must bacon.

722
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: You should literally just do it. Who cares? Tattoos are

723
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 2: literally funny, like I'm going to I'm like, yeah, you

724
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 2: should do it.

725
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like your life.

726
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 2: I mean, you're already like you don't have much left.

727
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 2: You might as well do the fun stuff. You're like

728
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: pushing like you're getting really old.

729
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 3: So no, I have many many years. I mean I

730
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 3: have many years.

731
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would call four years many,

732
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 2: but you have some years.

733
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 3: Here, No, I'll be no, I have many decade eighty seven.

734
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be eighty seven. Why does it keep

735
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 3: moving in I'm gonna be working on this podcast with

736
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 3: you guys for forty years.

737
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 2: Will miss you.

738
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 3: It's gonna cost five hundred dollars to buy a cup

739
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 3: of coffee. Yeah, and we're all going to have computer strapped.

740
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna cost five hundred dollars to buy a coffee.

741
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 2: But then like everything else will reflect it, because like

742
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 2: that's just the is good like that, and like they

743
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: make sure it reflects.

744
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, wages will go up about two Florida.

745
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 2: Oh when by that time, Florida will be like number

746
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 2: one state, it'll have the crown.

747
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 3: They're so good, and it will be underwater.

748
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 2: Damn dude. Someone the other day said I like, was like,

749
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 2: we're all talking about where we're from, and they go,

750
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 2: they go and it's from Florida, and I was like, no,

751
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,439
Speaker 2: I'm not. I literally was like, guys, you guys don't

752
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 2: say that about you please. I was like, I'm from

753
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 2: Miami and they're like, yeah, Florida I'm like, fuck, it's

754
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: it is not the same, but it is under the

755
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 2: same scary state. That was like now, like it's always

756
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: been a joke to be like, oh, you're from Florida,

757
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 2: but Florida is so fucking terrifying right now that somebody

758
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 2: like looking at me in a cry and be like Florida.

759
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 2: It literally felt like it was like one of those

760
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 2: moments where someone points.

761
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: In a movie and you believe everything Florida is doing

762
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: right now, that's what that person is saying. I'm not saying, Okay, I.

763
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: Thought you were trying to like put me out there.

764
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 2: That's that's between us.

765
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 1: Wait what No, whoa.

766
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's putting me on the spot,

767
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 2: like I don't think I need Those are crocodile DearS.

768
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: Those are crocodile teers, honey.

769
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 2: Whoa. I think I would be happy if I was

770
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 2: somebody who let outside clothes on my bed. I thought

771
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 2: about that because.

772
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been so like not like the recent hating

773
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 1: disease that you have that like you can't do anything.

774
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: It's like not just.

775
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 2: Like I just don't like to be in my room

776
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: when I'm dirty, and then I just haven't been hanging

777
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: out in my room because I just don't want to

778
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: be in there because the only place to lay is

779
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 2: my bed, but I don't want to get in my

780
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 2: bed in my outside clothes, so I just don't hang

781
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 2: out in my room. And last night when I got

782
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: to my room, I had this thought that I haven't

783
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 2: been in there in so long, and that's probably what's

784
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 2: been making me so sad. But I think I'm just

785
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 2: so sad because every day's been the day is a noonsday.

786
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 2: Every day in LA has looked the same. I'm sure

787
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: you've seen everybody complain about it.

788
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: I wrote. I wrote that down because I was like, dude,

789
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: it has been cloudy for eighty six days in a row,

790
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: and I am the first person to support and rally

791
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: behind an overcast day because it really is like the

792
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: greatest thing to ever happen. But it's overcast without rain.

793
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: It's bullshit and like it's starting to be really scary.

794
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 2: And it's just also annoying because you see everybody else

795
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: on your iPhone out in the sun having fun and

796
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 2: I live in a sunny place aka Los Angeles, but

797
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: where is the sun? And to think it really makes

798
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 2: you think, Yeah, everybody in New York posting this. This

799
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: episode is coming out so far after this, so me

800
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: saying this is so stupid. Everybody posting the like fire

801
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: skies in New York are so obviously people who have

802
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 2: never lived in LA, because everybody's posting it, like when

803
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 2: people in LA see a rainbow and we all have

804
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 2: to post it because we never see rain or rainbows,

805
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 2: so we like have to post it on our story.

806
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 2: That's what everybody in New York is doing about the sky.

807
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 2: They're like, run, it's orange owl, Like, yeah.

808
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: They have obviously never grown up in Texas. I grew

809
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: up in Hood County, Okay, really did I know? But

810
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: like from the trenches of Granberry.

811
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 2: Granberry is a place.

812
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Granberry is the worst place. They made an

813
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: episode of We're here about Grandberry.

814
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 2: I know, I think we talked. I think we might

815
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 2: have might have.

816
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we touched on it. Really diabolical vibe, really scary,

817
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: really scary what this world has come to. And another

818
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: thing that people have been saying about me recently is

819
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: that there was Prelasick and post Lasik drew and that

820
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: I was a sillier boy Prelasick, which yeah, that's probably true. Boy, Yeah,

821
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: that's probably true. But I was also said Celiar No

822
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: I said Sillier, But I also like am like an adult,

823
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: an adult, a grown ass man with a fully formed brain.

824
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 1: This is the brain I'm gonna have for the rest

825
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: of my life, unfortunately, and it's really terrifying.

826
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: It's like genuinely Yeah.

827
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: I was also thinking about how like I've literally never

828
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: been in love in my life because I'm not capable

829
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: of love. I'm capable of love, like I love people

830
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: in my life, but like love love like that's never

831
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 1: gonna happen for me, and that the closest I ever

832
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: got was with someone who is scared of themselves. Yeah,

833
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: I mean it also, you just still fucking obsessed with me.

834
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: They're nasty, leave me the fuck alone, you freak bitch.

835
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: Like it's not even like hurtful at this point. To

836
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: get a text from them, it's literally disgusting, and I'm like,

837
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,479
Speaker 1: leave me the fuck alone.

838
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 2: You're in It's crazy because there was I was thinking

839
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 2: the other day, like there was a world where that

840
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 2: did happen, and it would have been so not good,

841
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 2: it would have been so so bad. So it's good

842
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 2: that it didn't happen, I would have been killed. Yeah,

843
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. You would have been killed. Everybody has

844
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 2: their killer, and that's Drew's killer. I don't know who

845
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 2: my killer is. Yeah, I haven't like unveiled them.

846
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: Like it's still like, yeah, maybe it's sitting right in

847
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 1: front of you and you've never even noticed.

848
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it is Drew. Maybe it is Drew.

849
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 2: I don't think it was. It's true. I think it's you.

850
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: What No, No, CA's too pussy to kill something.

851
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: I was saying that.

852
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 2: I'm oh, you're okay, that makes more sense. You like,

853
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: are not the killer?

854
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 3: Like wait, no, I could definitely kill someone. No, No,

855
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 3: I could like that.

856
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

857
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 3: I am not too much of.

858
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 2: An age like that. Uh that clip of David Dever

859
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 2: being like, what if I accidentally kill.

860
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: One of my real Okay.

861
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 2: My other note is I think I just need to

862
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 2: do math. And that's the last thing I thought to

863
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 2: myself at two forty five am that I thought was

864
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 2: necessary to right now. And I say that because I

865
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 2: don't know I need excitement in my life. I actually

866
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: think I'm going to go see a psychologist.

867
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: I decided legal math, go to a psychiatrist. And get

868
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: legal math. Adderall y'all are all taking math.

869
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to a psych kiatrists because

870
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,439
Speaker 2: I don't want to be given anything. But I want

871
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 2: to go to a psychologist because I want them to

872
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: tell me what's wrong with me. And I want to

873
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 2: see if something's wrong with me, and I will bring

874
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 2: back my results. Don't you worry?

875
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: Should we do that together?

876
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless they're actually frightening, then you will never hear

877
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: about this again. But I need to know what's wrong

878
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 2: with me. I genuinely cannot describe in words how I feel.

879
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 2: I literally feel like my brain has half of its power.

880
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: So me and Enya have been watching some stand up

881
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: comedy recently with Josh, and it has been genuinely scaring

882
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: the fuck out of us and like making me think

883
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 1: very very weirdly. Okay, they're alive, the neighbors are alive.

884
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 3: Okay.

885
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: Good has been making me think very very weirdly about

886
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: comedy in general and performance in general, and it's specifically

887
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 1: people bombing that makes me very very uncomfortable. But like

888
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: also like on top of that, like the persona, a

889
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 1: lot of these comedians take up like as part of

890
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: their like character because they're performing like their dad. Don't

891
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: think they act like that in real life, and if

892
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: they do, it's a character that they've got lost in.

893
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like, it's just been freaking me out.

894
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: All of it has just been freaking me out. And

895
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: we watched an episode of this like podcast comedy thing

896
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: and there was a guest judge on there, or not

897
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: even a judge, there was a guest on there that like,

898
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: he was freaking us.

899
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 2: Dude. It was so bad, and like it it was

900
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: so bad for my brain because right before we watched it,

901
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 2: we had watched Eric Andre and we watched the whole bit.

902
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 2: It still holds up, it's still so funny. But we

903
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 2: watched one episode and then I was like, dude, I'm

904
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 2: sorry to do this, but I have never watched that

905
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 2: show high and I was like, if this is funny

906
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 2: to my sober brain, I need to see how my

907
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: high brain re this. I was like, I'm gonna take

908
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 2: an edible and we're gonna like, let's watch something else

909
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: for thirty minutes and then we'll watch this. But what

910
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: ended up happening is we watched an hour and a

911
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 2: half of this show, which I'm sure if people watch it,

912
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 2: they'll know what the fuck we're talking about. But I'm

913
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 2: not saying the name of that show.

914
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 1: I know. I don't want to say it either.

915
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 2: Like no, I want to bully that little man.

916
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: But nasty fucking Blazer. Like Nasty Blazers.

917
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 2: We ended up instead of just watching like a Mister

918
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: Bat's video or something, we ended up in this hour

919
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 2: and a half journey of literally watching somebody go through

920
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 2: there like I don't even know what the fuck it was,

921
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 2: but because I was high. We started it when I

922
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 2: was sober, and then right when this guy started tweaking

923
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 2: and fucking freaking the fuck out, I was getting high

924
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 2: and then it was freaking me out and I literally

925
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: at one point he's like, I'm gonna shut up because

926
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 2: my edible is hitting, but he didn't shut up. He

927
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 2: just kept getting like crazy.

928
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: It was really dark.

929
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 2: I literally felt like I was watching myself or something

930
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: like I was like, oh my god, have I ever

931
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 2: acted like this? Like this is really insane? And it

932
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 2: was just dude, it was freaking me out, Like.

933
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just dude, I uh, it's just something

934
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: you have to see and you'll never see and like, you.

935
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, because oh my God, it was so scary,

936
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 2: like stand up is so weird, and then like we

937
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: watched the Eric Andre Show so funny, but then we

938
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 2: moved back to stand up and it was freaking me

939
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 2: the fuck out, Like I genuinely couldn't understand, not that

940
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: I couldn't understand the jokes, but it was just making

941
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 2: me feel so weird.

942
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: Like people gathering in a room to watch someone tell

943
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: jokes is such a weird concept, and like they all

944
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: hold them, like the comedians on such like a high pedestal,

945
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: and like when they don't make you laugh, like you

946
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: freak out and you get angry, and it.

947
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 2: Like just makes me so uncomfortable, Like it literally makes

948
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: me so uncomfortable when someone saying a joke and it

949
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 2: doesn't make me laugh even though I'm not there, Like

950
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 2: I'm literally watching a video of this, and then I

951
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 2: think about how it's our job to be funny, and

952
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? We're like

953
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 2: that is so weird. It was just, dude, it was

954
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 2: really freaking me out, Like I literally there shouldn't be

955
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 2: videos of people doing stand up on the television for real,

956
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 2: on the television.

957
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: On the tele on the talent level.

958
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I shouldn't have access to seeing someone bomb

959
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 2: like there shouldn't be that shouldn't be recorded and put

960
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: on the internet. That is honestly the most evil thing ever,

961
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 2: which is brave of me to say, because most of

962
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: this podcast is like, there's at least ten hours of

963
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 2: me just bombing and not doing well, So brave of

964
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 2: me to say that. But like, oh dude, it was

965
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: just freaking me out. It was really really scaring me.

966
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 2: And then it was crazy because I was thinking about.

967
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: How bombed on this.

968
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,919
Speaker 2: What was I saying? Okay, I just have a hard

969
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 2: time lying, so I just couldn't reply to you because

970
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 2: it would hurt your feelings. But fuck, what the fuck

971
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 2: was I gonna say? Oh my god?

972
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: Sorry. Oh.

973
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 2: It's also was freaking me out because I was just

974
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 2: thinking about how like we're moving into this era of

975
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 2: AI and wondering if laborers like people like who like

976
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 2: people in my family who like do construction and like

977
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: labor and physical work. I wonder if they'll well, I

978
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 2: don't know that they'll be working by the time this

979
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 2: switch happens, but we've talked about this, how with the

980
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: uproar of AI, and it's going to be able to

981
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: take so many jobs, a really important job, or at

982
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 2: least what we're assuming will be laborers, like people who

983
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 2: know have physical talents, physical things they can create, they

984
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 2: can do, they can build houses, they can build a table,

985
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 2: they can do all.

986
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 1: These sorts of things.

987
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then because of that, and because of watching

988
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: stand up, I was just thinking about how being like

989
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: a gesture and a fool used to be such a

990
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: low grade job. It used to be this thing that

991
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 2: was a mockery to There's always been entertainment, but like,

992
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: I feel like there was a point where actors and

993
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 2: plays and like all these things and all these other

994
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 2: forms of artistry, which is again brave to call comedy artistry.

995
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: There a certain extent, I think it.

996
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 2: Is, Yeah, to a certain extent for sure, But like,

997
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 2: because entertainment in general is are Yeah, it's entertainment is

998
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 2: our but whatever, that's a whole other conversation. But like

999
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 2: it used to be like, oh, the King's gesture, this

1000
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 2: fucking idiot who just drag into the room and you

1001
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 2: fucking they don't get paid anything. They're like just a

1002
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: ball and chain and you're like, oh, you stupid fuck,

1003
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 2: do a dance to think that it went from that

1004
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 2: to being people get paid so much to go on

1005
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 2: world tours where they're just on stage telling jokes. Was

1006
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,760
Speaker 2: really freaking me out. And then I was like, damn, dude,

1007
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: things change so much.

1008
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: And now people who aren't funny have comedian in their

1009
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: bio on.

1010
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,439
Speaker 2: That is true. That is very true. Now people who

1011
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 2: aren't naturally fun he won't shut up. Someone's gonna be.

1012
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, us too, Yeah, I'm so funny, Like.

1013
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 2: I just gave you an easy blow. That's how funny

1014
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 2: I am because.

1015
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: I gave you like an easy blow a little.

1016
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's it. I'm just feeling existential. I guess

1017
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 2: today and I need the sun to come out or

1018
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 2: I actually think something really really really really really fucking

1019
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 2: bad is gonna happen to me.

1020
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1021
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm sitting right here. I'm the bad thing.

1022
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 2: That's gonna I'm the bad thing. Marah, I'm the bad fly.

1023
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 2: Did you make that up?

1024
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:39,919
Speaker 1: No, es Siah did?

1025
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 2: That is really good? I'm the bad fly. Do you

1026
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 2: get it that? That's something like weird I would make

1027
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: in like two thousand and three. We need Josiah back

1028
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 2: on because is literally such a hoot and holler. You know,

1029
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 2: I don't think people want to see Josiah. I guess,

1030
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 2: but you know you have no choice.

1031
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: It's our podcast and not yours. Someone said I was

1032
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: the was the Tricksy eight. I'm a Tricksy and Katia

1033
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: on this show.

1034
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 2: Because I'm sexy and scary. Yeah, and that's the dynamic

1035
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 2: that she called Tricksy's not sexy, she's I didn't say

1036
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 2: she's not sexy. I said she's scary.

1037
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 1: Tricksy no, no, no.

1038
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: No, Katius hilarious. But can we agree she's scary. Yeah,

1039
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 2: but she's scary the way you're scary. I don't are people.

1040
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: I need them on the podcast separately. You know, we

1041
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: could probably do it because I think they're with the

1042
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,479
Speaker 1: same company. As says, go into the genre verse, into

1043
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: the genre verse, you go, the fuck are you sick?

1044
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: I just got a thing that brought that.

1045
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 2: Hey, the loudest notification ever just played.

1046
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: Hello by Beyonce, the Big Dream David Lynch, I chief

1047
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 1: a DJ Paul, Let's make a stain in c mac.

1048
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: Oh no no, I'm not giving you that one. I've

1049
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: already given that one Motion three by Ron that's my media.

1050
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: And then I'm watching last season at Succession. Pretty good,

1051
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: pretty chill.

1052
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 2: Pretty good, best show ever.

1053
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: Come on, watch mob Psycho.

1054
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 2: Well, I've been watching the Muppet Show. Hello, don't want

1055
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 2: talking about the Muppets anymore. That's where I'm I'm watching

1056
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: the fucking Muppets. And then my songs are Goodbye again,

1057
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 2: John Denver, Arthur's name, Christopher Cross is at Love Todd Brudington.

1058
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: And then I go to Rio, but the Muppets version.

1059
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Rio. I said, no, no, no.

1060
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 2: This is mine.

1061
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: Did you start that because of Joshua? Did just start

1062
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: because of you?

1063
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 2: Josh randomly brought up the Muppets to me, and he

1064
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 2: I don't think he realized, like I was obsessed with

1065
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 2: the Muppets when I was younger. So then I was

1066
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: just like tough talking to him about the Muppet Show

1067
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 2: because he was watching the Muppets movies and I was like,

1068
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 2: have you seen the show? And he was like no,

1069
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a show. So then we

1070
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 2: went on a deep dive together of just watching the Muppets.

1071
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 2: And then in one of the episodes, they did this

1072
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 2: one and I hadn't seen this episode.

1073
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: One day we'll have Josh on here, but he's a

1074
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: big vagina baby and won't be on the podcast. Josh

1075
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 1: is a loser and won't be on the podcast.

1076
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 2: You hear that, I don't think he's here anymore.

1077
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: No, he's here. I could hear him back there, laughing

1078
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: and the ghosts leaving his body. The ghost of Josh

1079
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: left his body because we could have him on to

1080
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: talk about great things like the Muppets. Same with Oriyan,

1081
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: she's a big loser.

1082
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 2: You know what it is is, I will say. I

1083
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 2: think for most people, podcasts are really scary, and I

1084
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 2: understand why because you have to fill an hour with talking,

1085
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 2: and most people don't realize that it is. It's annoyed

1086
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 2: to be like it's a taxing thing, but it's not

1087
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 2: the easiest to not only talk, but hearing yourself talk

1088
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 2: for an hour straight back for the first time is

1089
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 2: really jarring because all you do is over analyze yourself

1090
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 2: and listen to the words you say and the way

1091
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 2: you form your sentences, and it's really easy to be like, Wow,

1092
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 2: I am one of the most unintelligent humans walking the

1093
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 2: fucking earth. I should never speak again. And I think

1094
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: most people are scared of that. But I think we'll

1095
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: get oriyan on this summer. No, wait, actually, are you

1096
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 2: sad Pride when this comes out? Pride, it's almost over.

1097
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,439
Speaker 2: It's like way over.

1098
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: You mean the Deadly Sin month, Pride Month, the Deadly Sin.

1099
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 2: I don't know that. Oh I oh my god. Wait,

1100
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 2: Pride is actually one of the seven Deadly Sins.

1101
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talking about it.

1102
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 2: I mean but no, but but that's a different a

1103
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 2: different Pride, A different this. I mean like LGBT Pride,

1104
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 2: Pride and look.

1105
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: In the middle you'll see your answer.

1106
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 2: D lgbtb d.

1107
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: D oh, demon crats, all of the demon crats out there,

1108
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: the liberals.

1109
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,919
Speaker 2: You know, wait, what's the name of that one guy

1110
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 2: who was like, my wife isn't doesn't get what Ben Shapiro,

1111
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 2: you served Ben Shapiro when you start talking about Pride.

1112
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't fuck with that crap. It's really just

1113
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: not that.

1114
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 2: I just think it's like weird to even like talk

1115
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: about it like that. You could just have a stance where,

1116
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 2: I mean, if you feel it has nothing to do

1117
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,399
Speaker 2: with you, just like let it happen and let people

1118
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 2: enjoy themselves and express themselves.

1119
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 1: Absolutely fucking not okay.

1120
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 2: I mean you just fill your time with being hateful

1121
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 2: the Illuminati.

1122
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: Hello, the Illuminati is gonna get us.

1123
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: Wait, I don't know if you saw this TikTok. I

1124
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 2: sent you like eighteen tiktoks, and I don't think you

1125
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: watched that.

1126
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: I watched them all.

1127
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 2: This one is what you're serving. This is what you're

1128
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 2: serving about.

1129
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: Last time, I watch every TikTok every single person sends me.

1130
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 2: Because I'm like, you're just like on your phone like that.

1131
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 2: I am screen time at sixteen hours trying.

1132
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, try to beat it.

1133
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 2: Fuck. Where is this TikTok? Dude? Oh? I think the

1134
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 2: one I'm trying to show you. Oh oh wait, maybe

1135
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 2: I didn't send it to you. It's like that lady, Oh,

1136
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: this one, this one's literally you when you start talking

1137
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 2: about Pride. Oh it's unavailable. The video is gone.

1138
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, flop flop lap era, No it is.

1139
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 2: Fuck. It was a lady like she was just somewhere

1140
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 2: else and she was like, my neighbors are watching me

1141
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 2: through the walls. They're sending signals through the walls.

1142
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: And I saw that. I saw it. Yes, that's you

1143
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 1: would Pride, And I said that was Josiah.

1144
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, thank you guys for walking by.

1145
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 3: M hmmm.