WEBVTT - Star Wars: A New Hope with Sam Jay

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<v Speaker 1>On the beck dol Cast, the questions asked if movies

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<v Speaker 1>have women in them, are all their discussions just boyfriends

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<v Speaker 1>and husbands, or do they have individualism? The patriarchy? Zef

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<v Speaker 1>in best start changing it with the Bechtel Cast. Hello

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to the Bechtel Cast. I'm your host Caitlin

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<v Speaker 1>Darante and your other host, Jamie Loftus, is en route

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<v Speaker 1>and en route how do you say it? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know because she's stuck in traffic and we have to

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<v Speaker 1>get started because our guest here has somewhere else to

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<v Speaker 1>go soon. So just a quick recap of what this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast is all about. Um. It's inspired by the Bechtel test,

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<v Speaker 1>which is an analysis of narrative works, books, movies, things

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<v Speaker 1>like that, where we discover whether or not there are

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<v Speaker 1>more than two women, If so, do those two female

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<v Speaker 1>characters talk to each other? And if so, is it

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<v Speaker 1>about something other than a man. We take a movie,

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<v Speaker 1>different movie every week, we talked about it, We bring

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<v Speaker 1>a guest, and we discuss it's female characters. So, without

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<v Speaker 1>much further ado, let me introduce our guests for this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam Jay. She's a comic and she's great and we

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<v Speaker 1>love her. Hey, what's thanks for being here? Um, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad to be here. Is gonna be fun. You're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about one of my favorite movies. Tell us, tell

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<v Speaker 1>us the movie New Hope Star Wars episode for Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what does this movie mean to you? I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a big Star Wars fan and I f like, uh A,

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<v Speaker 1>New Hope was just the first one I ever saw it, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I watched him in order when I was maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>seven with my mom. The New Hope was the first

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<v Speaker 1>one I saw it. It made me follow the story,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm a pretty much I'm a door for like

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that sets up the story. I like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>like those those movies that kind of give me all

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<v Speaker 1>the players, you know what I mean. And it's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those that kind of gives you all the players

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<v Speaker 1>and why it is and what it is and it's

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<v Speaker 1>so it's just one of my favorites. Yeah, it just

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<v Speaker 1>introduces you to the world that I've I've been into

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<v Speaker 1>ever since. Yeah, this is a tangent, But you revealed

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<v Speaker 1>to me that your favorite Star Wars movie is episode three,

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<v Speaker 1>and I decided to disown you as a friend for

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<v Speaker 1>few days after learning that. But we're back We're back,

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<v Speaker 1>as friends said, was the best one. Yeah, yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just dope. It's just dope from getting in the

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<v Speaker 1>end you get it's I mean like I silow, I

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<v Speaker 1>love a thing that kind of puts puts the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the beginning on. So for me, it's like explains

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<v Speaker 1>all of it. Now you get all of it. You

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<v Speaker 1>get why Vaders Vader? You get you get all luka

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<v Speaker 1>la coming from. All the pieces are now finally together.

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<v Speaker 1>How openI wan Invader's relationship you know parted ways? Like

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<v Speaker 1>what how did it head that? Why is he in

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<v Speaker 1>that suit? Now we know like all questions are answered

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<v Speaker 1>and it's but you wouldn't appreciate that. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>already not known like all the information from episodes four right,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's still it still gave you. Buddy's turned to

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<v Speaker 1>y'allold just turn Anakin's turn want It's like everybody's turning up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's full turn up in Yeah, in the original trilogy,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's like old yeah, Like you get to see Yoda,

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<v Speaker 1>like really will the lifesaber and like there was so

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<v Speaker 1>many gangster parts, like when the clones all turning and

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<v Speaker 1>Yoda was standing there, which you Bok with the two

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<v Speaker 1>eas and then there was like the little uh not

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<v Speaker 1>Stone Troopers, but the other clothes, the Clones whatever they are,

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<v Speaker 1>those little robots and they were about to like turn Yoda,

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<v Speaker 1>and Yoda just jumped behind them and cut their head off,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like, all right, let's roll, Like come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Yoda, Like really you thought I was gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>that to me? Like that's crazy? He just dipped. That

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<v Speaker 1>was It was dope. So many dope parts in that movie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I revisited. It's so good if you insist

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<v Speaker 1>it's great. So normally I do at no one's request

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<v Speaker 1>but my own a recap of the story. But we

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<v Speaker 1>were hanging out the other day and you gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a synopsis of the movie Roadhouse, which I was familiar with,

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<v Speaker 1>and you did such a great job that I was

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<v Speaker 1>wondering if you would want to do the recap for

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<v Speaker 1>a New Hope. All right, so I watched a Love

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars, so they kind of like bleeding Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're just chiming and I might need you on the

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<v Speaker 1>strong ending. But from what I call you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>New Hope is our introduction to a young Loop Skywalker

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<v Speaker 1>he's on a tattoo which is just like a desert planet,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, man, this ship is boring, like tattoo

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<v Speaker 1>black as fuck, but it's on his uncle like you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta stay here, y'all because like we got rhubob season

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<v Speaker 1>coming up and we need you for that harvest. And

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, but there's a whole life out here off tattooing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to be like a real nigger and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like nah. So then like robot shows up, like yo,

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<v Speaker 1>oh ship, this is a random mass robot. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like what the hell? And then he touched robot and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a message from a hot bitch that's like mad flies.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's like, yo, I'm mad sexy and I'm asta

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<v Speaker 1>stuck and he's like I'm gonna save this chick because

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<v Speaker 1>i ain't got nothing else to do, and yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So that brings us to about twenty minutes into then

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, so he meets Obi Wan. Yeah, he beats

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<v Speaker 1>Obi Wan and he's like everyone's like creeping around and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, who's this old crazy dude? And his aunt

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<v Speaker 1>and his uncle know was obi Wan day? Like No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just a crazy old dude. They't been what we

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<v Speaker 1>want to start to like being like, yo, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you feel it like this places whack, you should

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<v Speaker 1>be not at this place, and looks like, yo, you're crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but you making somebsense to me, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>And so then everyone was like, yeah, I'm just tell

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<v Speaker 1>you real, bro, like Jedies is real. I'm one of

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<v Speaker 1>them niggas. I could teach you how to be one

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<v Speaker 1>of them niggas because you've got the forcing you money in.

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<v Speaker 1>And then looks like I'm down for that because this

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<v Speaker 1>board is hell and I don't want to be picking

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<v Speaker 1>rubobs my whole life. And then they go. So they

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<v Speaker 1>go to most Nicely and they meet because the uh

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<v Speaker 1>we forgot to mention the Empire, and there after the

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<v Speaker 1>two droids that have come into Luke's possession to escape.

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<v Speaker 1>So then they go and meet Han Solo and Youka,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah they did. They had a bounce because the

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<v Speaker 1>Empire they always losing droids. They're always losing their droids

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<v Speaker 1>with information and stuff. So they capture some Georys lost

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<v Speaker 1>some Joys, and Joys have vital information. They're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get the Joys back. Luke gets a possession of joys.

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<v Speaker 1>They got a bounce so over once like we got

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<v Speaker 1>to dip dip dive or we want still feels the

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<v Speaker 1>force and stuff like they move and shaking bumping a

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<v Speaker 1>Han Solo and Chewbacca. Han Solo is like a bad

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<v Speaker 1>as Galaxy like pirate like smuggles smuggler like bootlegger type dude.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's making all types of bare looking nerve hurder.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's just me, all right, I would say, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like a bootlegger of the galaxy. You know, theyking

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<v Speaker 1>making slime deals, moving illegal contrabands around in the millennial

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<v Speaker 1>millennial falcon with Chewbacca, you know what I'm saying, and

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<v Speaker 1>looking them hook up and they just distracted Tons Solo

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<v Speaker 1>from like his real naked task, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm not really here for all that. I

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<v Speaker 1>just like to get money and fus y'all got me

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<v Speaker 1>and all his other stuff, right, So they mean they

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<v Speaker 1>link up with him and then but they get captured

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<v Speaker 1>by the death Star. Yeah, doesn't like catching them and

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<v Speaker 1>a little a little little like the rain their beam

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<v Speaker 1>of control control. So then they have to like be

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<v Speaker 1>all sneaky and they managed to like evade the like

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<v Speaker 1>the stormtroopers for a hot minute, and then they beat

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<v Speaker 1>some of them up. They do the old switcher. They

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<v Speaker 1>put the store and trooper suits on because like that's

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<v Speaker 1>how you break into stuff, and then they get up

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<v Speaker 1>in there like yo, we would, y'all. But then when

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<v Speaker 1>they get up in then they take their homes off

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<v Speaker 1>like now we us. And then they go and rescue

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<v Speaker 1>Princess Leah up out of that ship like, yo, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>we knew he was up in hand. We came to

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<v Speaker 1>get you. And Hans like, wait a minute, she's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of glad I came on this trip. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but so it's Luke. It was like, oh I like

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<v Speaker 1>her too. It was like I got a voted for

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<v Speaker 1>they both go. They got and then so they managed

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<v Speaker 1>to escape after some ruffles and scuffles, but not before

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<v Speaker 1>there's a face off between Obi Wan and Darth Vader. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the that's the apprentice and the teacher getting

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<v Speaker 1>it back on since we want to cut off all

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<v Speaker 1>his limbs is stuff. If he's like, now I'm super ill,

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<v Speaker 1>obi Wan, and I'm definitely gonna kill you because like

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<v Speaker 1>I got so much anger towards you by man, and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's like, I know you're gonna kill me. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>ill I am in the Force. Then I'm just chilling, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to die. Baby. Then they go at it.

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<v Speaker 1>He kills really kind of just lets it happen. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he wants like, now I'm super dupid ill with

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<v Speaker 1>the Force because I'm am the Force. He's a forced ghost,

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<v Speaker 1>which we learn you see you're like, here's like voice over.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like ghost voiceover later in the movie. But then

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<v Speaker 1>you see his like ghost form. Yeah. So then, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Luke is all sad about it, even though he knew

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<v Speaker 1>Obi Wan for maybe a day, like two days, but

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<v Speaker 1>we won't put him on a lot, so that's reasonable

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<v Speaker 1>that he was hurt by it. So and then plus

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<v Speaker 1>like Luke's just like Yo, Vader is not a good dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Like he's just out heads thatching up hose off the galaxy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he just killed on my man's He's doing a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of reckless stuff. Yeah. So then they regroup and

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<v Speaker 1>they go to a rebel base and they like analyze

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<v Speaker 1>the plans to destroy the Death Star. Meanwhile, Han, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all like I was listening this for the money I

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<v Speaker 1>got my money, I got my reward, peace out, see

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<v Speaker 1>you later. And then Luke and some other pilots go

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<v Speaker 1>and try to destroy the death Star and they do

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<v Speaker 1>right they do, and then I said, and they blow

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<v Speaker 1>it up. Han comes back and he's like just kidding him, back,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a heart of gold. He's I can't leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't leave a heaven left, which is the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And um, this episode seven friends come out, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>be here. I gotta leave because these people they just like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't leave my boot. Hang out with my boot.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why Hans kind of his medt to it,

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<v Speaker 1>because Hans like, I used to try to leave my

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<v Speaker 1>host too. But I'm gonna tell you I did not

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<v Speaker 1>do that, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, because you're

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<v Speaker 1>not a Jedi doesn't mean you can't train other people

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<v Speaker 1>to do. It's really fitting in the same position as Hunt.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not a Jedi either. He's just rolling with it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just rolling, you know what I'm saying. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the same character, just in a different form.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why it's kind of like bringing on his tutelage,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Yep, I got you so

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty much the Star. And then they blow up

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<v Speaker 1>the Death Star and then there's a little ceremony at

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<v Speaker 1>the end with that T shirt and they yeah, they do,

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<v Speaker 1>they blow it up. And that's when like, now Vader

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<v Speaker 1>has to like recognize like, y'all the forces with the forces,

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<v Speaker 1>this disruption of force and the and the life side

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<v Speaker 1>of forces, you know, coming back, and that the Jedi

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<v Speaker 1>may return. Oh shit, but there's a whole movie in

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<v Speaker 1>between that and the Jedi returning Empire. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're not here. We're not We're going. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna focus on a new hope. We're talking about this

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<v Speaker 1>to sort of coincide with the release of Rogue one,

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<v Speaker 1>which is coming out soon. So we're gonna talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the female characters, of which there are two ones with

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<v Speaker 1>speaking roles. And then I don't know if anyone else

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<v Speaker 1>noticed this. I didn't notice this until this recent viewing.

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<v Speaker 1>There are two women in the Cantina scene when they're

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<v Speaker 1>at most easily trying to get on the Millennium falcon.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we counting alien women as well? Well? It's hard

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<v Speaker 1>since we're not familiar with those alien species, it's hard

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<v Speaker 1>to tell some of them got titties though, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, well yeah they do in Return of the

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<v Speaker 1>Jedi for sure. In fact, some of them had more

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<v Speaker 1>than two titties. Some of them had like Nate. But

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<v Speaker 1>in a New Hope, you only see in that cantina

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<v Speaker 1>seem there's a like a pair of twins women who

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<v Speaker 1>are just hanging out getting drink or whatever. Other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>there is Princess Leia, and there's Aunt Brew and Brew

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<v Speaker 1>has maybe five minutes of screen. Yeah, She's like, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to know anything about your life, Luke. That's

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<v Speaker 1>more his uncle, so Brew is. She kind of stays

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<v Speaker 1>silent until the end of that scene where Luke kind

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<v Speaker 1>of storms off. He's like, what you're making me stay

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<v Speaker 1>on for another season? I want to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>academy this year. Me me. His uncle is all like whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make it up to him next year, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're fucking idiot. He has too much of his father. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's actually she's pro let him go. Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>You all messed up. So that's pretty cool. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like and then the next scene time we see her,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a burnt up corpse. That's like all fried and sizzled. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she has very little got that work. So the most

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<v Speaker 1>notable female character is our friend Princess Leah. She's actually

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<v Speaker 1>introduced really early on in the story. We meet her

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<v Speaker 1>before we get Skywalker. No, even before that. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>scene the first sequence we see is the like Imperial

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<v Speaker 1>troops boarding I don't even know which ship they're on

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, but like, uh, Darth Vader. I almost hesitated

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<v Speaker 1>to do an episode about Star Wars because there's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be so many nerds listening at home and being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the name of the ship is this, and it's this

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<v Speaker 1>model and this they're on this planet, blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know what happened. I only know the Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars information I have is what has been in episodes

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<v Speaker 1>one through seven. I haven't read any comic books. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know anything that's cannon that has been established through

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<v Speaker 1>like we're fans. Yeah exactly. Sometimes I have sex very

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<v Speaker 1>very not just watching, not very often, not very often

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<v Speaker 1>at all, but often enough where I don't have time

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<v Speaker 1>to read busy so anyway, so I only know like

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<v Speaker 1>the names of the planets that are mentioned in the movie. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not all into I know what's going on, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm into the story of it, the battle vers and

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<v Speaker 1>evil and the idea of you being in control of

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<v Speaker 1>your energies and your destiny and all that good stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't get down to all the like nay

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<v Speaker 1>gritty details. So apologies to all the uber fans out there. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably not gonna like get all the names right

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<v Speaker 1>everything anyway. So they're they're boarding the ship and Darth

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<v Speaker 1>Vader busting. He's like, oh, you're a rebel spot She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on a diplomatic mission to all. Yeah, that's you're

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<v Speaker 1>a rebel spy and your piece of ship have come fight.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I think that's when he takes her prisoner's again.

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<v Speaker 1>We learned though that she's like able to wield a

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<v Speaker 1>gun though, because and then she runs away and they're like, fusers,

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<v Speaker 1>just done or whatever, and then they stun her and

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<v Speaker 1>then they take her prisoner so that she does not

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<v Speaker 1>appear on screen again, I don't think until fifty four

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<v Speaker 1>minutes into and we're not talking about via Holograu, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>technically she's on screen when she's Okay. Our other host,

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie lock welcome, How are you my hamsters in? Safe

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<v Speaker 1>and good? Oh yeah, you had to drop off your

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<v Speaker 1>hamster for hamster sitting because you're going back out of

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<v Speaker 1>town expectedly long hamster errand yeah, well I had to

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<v Speaker 1>make small talk with the hamster city, like I can't

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<v Speaker 1>just be like, here's my animals, see you in a week.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh sure, sure you're a good person. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>a bad driver. Mostly we're good. We've been um, we've

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<v Speaker 1>been chatting Star Wars good. So yeah, we were just

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<v Speaker 1>we recapped the movie and we were just starting to

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<v Speaker 1>introduce who the female characters were. We uh, there are

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<v Speaker 1>a total of I think for them that I counted

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<v Speaker 1>that you can see on screen. Only two of them

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<v Speaker 1>have speaking roles. And we were just talking about Princess Leiah.

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<v Speaker 1>We meet her early on and then we see her

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<v Speaker 1>again as a hologram, and that's when Luke is all like,

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<v Speaker 1>who is she? She's beautiful? Do I know she's my sister?

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<v Speaker 1>But man, do I want to fuck her? We've all

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<v Speaker 1>been there, We've in there. She's the most notable female

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<v Speaker 1>character in episode four, but there are huge chunks of

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<v Speaker 1>time where she is not on screen at all or

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<v Speaker 1>if she is, she's in the version of a hologram,

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<v Speaker 1>which means she's not really doing anything to influence the story.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, he's like an exposition the machine, because what

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<v Speaker 1>does she say, first, we only hearsay helped me. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be one Kenobi, You're my only hope. And then a

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<v Speaker 1>little later on they play back the entire message, which

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<v Speaker 1>is like, I've stored information that's vital to the destruction

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<v Speaker 1>of the death Star into this droid. Help me obi

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<v Speaker 1>wan Kenobi. Yeah, she's a plot tool. Yeah, at least

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<v Speaker 1>in the first act. She appears on screen again, not until,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, fifty four minutes into the movie, because

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<v Speaker 1>there's a huge gap where like Luke and Han or

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<v Speaker 1>like figuring shut out. She shows up again, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think like the Empire is interrogating her, trying to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out where the rebel bases, and she's like d'antoine and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, okay, let's blow up all drawn anyway, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>that seems pretty short, and then she disappears again for

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<v Speaker 1>another several minutes and doesn't show up again until an

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<v Speaker 1>hour and thirteen minutes into the story. Mind you, this

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<v Speaker 1>is only a two hour film and that's when that's three. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is like their for their third time on

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<v Speaker 1>screen an hour and thir minutes into it, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>when Luke goes to rescue her in the detention cell

0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.600
<v Speaker 1>that she's being held captain him. So an instance of

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<v Speaker 1>a man having to save a woman, one of those

0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:53.040
<v Speaker 1>really fun tropes. She joins the gang after that, she's

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<v Speaker 1>like part of the Little Scooby Crew and we see

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<v Speaker 1>her do some pretty bad ass things, but she's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>she's pretty raged. The end kind of redeems her a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit because she gets to actually do stuff. For example,

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<v Speaker 1>after they've rescued her, the stormtroopers are shooting at them

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, well, you didn't have a get out?

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<v Speaker 1>What the And then so she like takes putters into

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<v Speaker 1>her own hands and she's like, oh, this is some rescue.

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<v Speaker 1>She grabs Luke's blaster fire, she shoots a hole in

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<v Speaker 1>the wall. Somebody has to save our skins. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>make a door come down, and she just blasted. She

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<v Speaker 1>dives in. She goes into the garbage shoot boy. She

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<v Speaker 1>says to han Clo, which is great, and then everyone

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<v Speaker 1>dives in and then they end up in a thing

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<v Speaker 1>with the trash. And then when they're in there, the

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<v Speaker 1>walls whenever women take charts, they mucket all as we

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<v Speaker 1>are conditioned to believe via mainstream American cinema. And there's

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<v Speaker 1>a line of dialogue about that, but I'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>that in a second. So then they all land in

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<v Speaker 1>the trash compactor and then the walls start closing in

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<v Speaker 1>on them, and Lucas just like, dude, the walls are

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<v Speaker 1>moving and she's like, don't just stand there, bracelet with something.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was like taking initiative. She's like because she's

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<v Speaker 1>been through stuff though, I mean, that would make sense.

0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Like Luke doesn't know anything. He's just coming from Tatoy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like fresh off the boats. Like he just he

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to get it popping, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>She like, she's been through some stuff. She's hiding secrets,

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<v Speaker 1>she's stolen stuff. She she goes up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>She does, she does for sure. Then there's a line

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<v Speaker 1>of dialogue that I never picked up on until this

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<v Speaker 1>most recent viewing this rewatch, where after they get out

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<v Speaker 1>of the trash compactor, Han says, well, if we can

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<v Speaker 1>avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of here. Yeah, I was right because

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<v Speaker 1>what I was thinking as I was thinking, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>way to pick that up the only one who did

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<v Speaker 1>anything to like because she was moving irrationally. It didn't

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<v Speaker 1>give Han time to think of a better plan. Han

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<v Speaker 1>had no In fact, Han was either way, but she tried.

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<v Speaker 1>She she made an attempt. Yeah, but that was also

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<v Speaker 1>I think, like, I mean, of course it speaks to

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<v Speaker 1>show it doesn't not that, But I also think it

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<v Speaker 1>was com Hans's character, like he could never be wrong

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<v Speaker 1>or not in charge. Sure, yeah, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>He would have said anything to anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly if it was Luke's I didn't, well, we could

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<v Speaker 1>afford dumb kid IBox like true. But what bugged me

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<v Speaker 1>about that was not just the line itself, but that

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<v Speaker 1>like Leah wasn't like fuck you dude, she didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a com back for Her comeback was to deny him

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<v Speaker 1>the pussy, Yeah, which is the ultimate. She was like me,

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<v Speaker 1>hanging at this box, keep talking like talking like that,

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna go her brother. That's hurtful. You're like, I

0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:09.879
<v Speaker 1>don't want to. You said, it's revenge. She made a

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<v Speaker 1>work harder for it. There's a couple of scenes later

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<v Speaker 1>they're trying to get across the bridge. They're still in

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<v Speaker 1>the Death Star. Luke is like doing crap. He's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't who knows what he's doing. The Stormtroopers are like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get through the door on the other side.

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<v Speaker 1>She takes the gun and starts like shooting people, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's a better shot than Han or Luke because everybody

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<v Speaker 1>misses everybody every time they shoot it somewhere like these

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<v Speaker 1>people have the worst aim. I was confused about that

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<v Speaker 1>because when I was like, does it not hurt if

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<v Speaker 1>you get hit by one of those? But I was like, oh,

0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:45.040
<v Speaker 1>they're just missing everybody. No one can It was like

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<v Speaker 1>sucking paintballers. Which is hilarious because earlier in the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>Obi Wan's like, only Imperial Troopers are this precise because

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<v Speaker 1>they're talking about like the little they're not ewoks, they're

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<v Speaker 1>like the little dudes. At the beginning anyway, you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the precision of the fire blast, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>the only Stormtroopers are this precise. It's like, no, no

0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:12.320
<v Speaker 1>one hits anybody ever. Yeah, it's dumb. Anyway, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>the point. I'm trying to arrive at is that like

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<v Speaker 1>on a number of occasions, like Lea takes matters into

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<v Speaker 1>her own hands and it's like, oh, you're not getting

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<v Speaker 1>this done fast enough or well enough, then I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to do ship. So I do like that, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't bother me that she sucks up the plants

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<v Speaker 1>of yeah, because it's like, I don't know, I always

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<v Speaker 1>feel weird when it's I feel like that's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>a trope in movies where it's like the one woman

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<v Speaker 1>in the scene is like, move aside, boys, I've got this,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and then she fucking and she does yeah

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<v Speaker 1>exactly like changes like the fucking monster truck tire but

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<v Speaker 1>a negligent on her perfect and she's like, I know

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<v Speaker 1>what to do, and her nail and makes like a rope. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And at the end, the guys like have their mouths

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<v Speaker 1>up and she's like, you know, that wasn't hard, was it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, No, it doesn't bother me at all

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<v Speaker 1>that she like she like put them into more of

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<v Speaker 1>a because that's what storytelling is, Like, Yeah, it just

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<v Speaker 1>felt it, Yeah, to get it right, Characters getting into

0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:25.159
<v Speaker 1>hi jinks, encountering obstacles, trying to figure out how to

0:23:25.200 --> 0:23:27.840
<v Speaker 1>overcome those obstacles. So yeah, like a character is going

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<v Speaker 1>to make a mistake and that's what storytelling is. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Leiah takes initiative, she like takes action. She makes decisions

0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:39.040
<v Speaker 1>that influence the direction the story takes. So that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I like about her. And she's pretty good at hurling

0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:45.919
<v Speaker 1>insults too. She's like, get this walking carpet out of

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<v Speaker 1>my way. So she's a little firecracker she is. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to say is that I like Princess Leiah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's a pretty good character. The problem is

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<v Speaker 1>all of her relationships are like there, no, she has

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<v Speaker 1>no female relationships. She's the literally the only woman in

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<v Speaker 1>space and all the time because any scenes where there's

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<v Speaker 1>like a bunch of extras, if there's like pilots or rebels,

0:24:10.240 --> 0:24:15.280
<v Speaker 1>maybe there's some ladies stormtroopers we don't know, and all

0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:19.080
<v Speaker 1>on a cloud planet you say specifically for this movie,

0:24:19.240 --> 0:24:25.080
<v Speaker 1>but we're talking talking about um yeah, um. And there

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:28.360
<v Speaker 1>was there was a question, Oh it's Chewy is he

0:24:28.600 --> 0:24:32.919
<v Speaker 1>maybe he's a she? Wrong? That's wrong? And also what

0:24:33.000 --> 0:24:38.000
<v Speaker 1>a fucking stretched is a second female? And also Chewy

0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:41.600
<v Speaker 1>couldn't pass the back Tilton, Well, I guess maybe. Well, yeah,

0:24:41.600 --> 0:24:43.320
<v Speaker 1>we don't really, Well, we don't know what he talks

0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:45.639
<v Speaker 1>about because we're talking about him. Man, he could be

0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:48.639
<v Speaker 1>talking about ice fishing. We don't know. We don't know,

0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:51.080
<v Speaker 1>we don't, but we do know that he is in

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 1>fact a male because if you recall the Star Wars

0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Christmas special that came out. I don't remember what ear

0:24:59.640 --> 0:25:04.320
<v Speaker 1>early eighties or late seven it's oh, it's so it's

0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:09.159
<v Speaker 1>about Chewie's family. He has a wife and three kids.

0:25:09.200 --> 0:25:12.720
<v Speaker 1>I think, And I don't remember what the story is. Yeah,

0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:17.639
<v Speaker 1>Like I like all this so hilariously bad. I mean

0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:19.960
<v Speaker 1>you should watch it. Just it's like, like is it

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:22.480
<v Speaker 1>like like he's just like chilling with his family. I

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:24.439
<v Speaker 1>think he's trying to get back home to his family.

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:28.040
<v Speaker 1>They all speak that language, and that's just a long

0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:35.000
<v Speaker 1>show that no one he's like TOI and his wife

0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:41.000
<v Speaker 1>getting into this stuff. Luke is definitely in it. And

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:44.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to say, like Mark Mark camill As, when

0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:47.959
<v Speaker 1>did this come out? Now? I'm excited, Yeah, I am

0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:51.879
<v Speaker 1>dB A can't it's so and I want to say

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:54.920
<v Speaker 1>that I can't remember Harrison Ford as Han is in

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:59.680
<v Speaker 1>it or not. It's a show. It was like a

0:25:59.680 --> 0:26:04.200
<v Speaker 1>made for TV movie. It's on YouTube, so oh yeah,

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:06.080
<v Speaker 1>that is how I watched it. Okay, so it came

0:26:06.119 --> 0:26:09.480
<v Speaker 1>out right after because episode four was released in nine,

0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:17.119
<v Speaker 1>so that I love a weird hackey tie in my face.

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Bottom line is Chewy as a man because he fucked

0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:27.160
<v Speaker 1>his wife and had three babies. It might not be

0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:34.240
<v Speaker 1>and maybe not. He's away a lot with n she's

0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:40.040
<v Speaker 1>sucking some other strange wookie. Um. There's there's also a question,

0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, maybe the droids or women also know because

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:47.200
<v Speaker 1>at least C three posts pretty clearly he's a feminist,

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:52.720
<v Speaker 1>but he's and then he talks about and two are

0:26:52.800 --> 0:26:57.560
<v Speaker 1>too using like he him his pronouns. So one just

0:26:58.200 --> 0:27:00.879
<v Speaker 1>I am seeing that they just like reaper dudes like worms.

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 1>There's just like another guy that pops out of a guy,

0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:08.959
<v Speaker 1>because there's no other way. If it's just Luke's and Leah,

0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 1>they can't fucking populate a galaxy. Right, Yeah, it's pretty

0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:18.120
<v Speaker 1>and like sure it's a movie about it's Star Wars.

0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:20.680
<v Speaker 1>There at war and it was a long time ago,

0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:24.680
<v Speaker 1>so back you know, in World War two, even back

0:27:24.720 --> 0:27:28.600
<v Speaker 1>when they're only men in the world, or at least

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 1>like men's soldiers. I don't know when women started being

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:37.520
<v Speaker 1>soldiers in in the military, but maybe it's just since

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:39.359
<v Speaker 1>they're all A lot of them are like militant, but

0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 1>there's also a rebellion like a woman, like anyone can

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:47.560
<v Speaker 1>join a rebellion. It is supposed to know a long

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:51.400
<v Speaker 1>time ago in a galaxy far it's the past, way

0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:54.640
<v Speaker 1>in the past, this fictional story that did never exist.

0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they were having like their own industrial revolution, you know,

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:02.639
<v Speaker 1>was like always got it was the future, but like

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 1>a long time ago of like the beginning stories. I

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:16.760
<v Speaker 1>don't know what. Yeah, because it's the middle stories, I

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 1>thought it was a long time ago like two requels. Oh,

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:26.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean those stories take place, but I just never

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I never really, I always assumed it was the future. Yeah,

0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:32.359
<v Speaker 1>the opening the title car that doesn't make any sense.

0:28:33.080 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>We don't have any of that stuff. We can't flower.

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:36.840
<v Speaker 1>In fact, it might be long long No, it's a

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:40.360
<v Speaker 1>long time ago in a galaxy far far away. So

0:28:40.400 --> 0:28:45.400
<v Speaker 1>it's just far away. But I think that's up. I'm

0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:47.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna go and say I think that's an up. And

0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't wrap my hat around this. Well, it's the truth.

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, back when women didn't exist except for one

0:28:54.440 --> 0:29:03.160
<v Speaker 1>of them. All right, well in that case, sure. Yeah.

0:29:03.200 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 1>And the other thing about Leia is that when she's

0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:09.400
<v Speaker 1>talked about in pop culture or just like any when

0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 1>people talk about her, it's almost always in the context

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:15.280
<v Speaker 1>of her slave La outfit. People like, oh, yeah, slave La,

0:29:15.400 --> 0:29:18.920
<v Speaker 1>she's hot. I'd bang that. We don't talk about her accomplishments,

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 1>the fact that she's a diplomat, a politician, and a prince.

0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:26.040
<v Speaker 1>She led an army and she can fire a gun,

0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:30.840
<v Speaker 1>and she makes choices and sticks with them. We don't

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 1>talk about that, do we know? But it is a

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:39.880
<v Speaker 1>good costume. She's got like the most insane abs ever,

0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Like it's not fair. Oh yeah, I do long to

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:47.280
<v Speaker 1>have that. Okay, I'm objectifying her, But also, like I

0:29:47.360 --> 0:29:51.080
<v Speaker 1>thought about it, how does she do that? I mean

0:29:51.120 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 1>I objectify Han Solo on a pretty regular basis. So yeah,

0:29:55.080 --> 0:29:58.160
<v Speaker 1>like that, like young Harrison Ford, Yeah, what is wrong

0:29:58.240 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 1>with you? What do you mean? I want you to

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:05.600
<v Speaker 1>get out side more? There? Mark, I couldn't be less

0:30:05.680 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 1>on board with. Even when Harrison for was in that movie,

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>he looked like a dead there, like he wasn't hot dad,

0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:16.239
<v Speaker 1>but he was like a dead though. He wasn't like

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:21.920
<v Speaker 1>giving you young sexy vibes. He wasn't maybe definitely give

0:30:21.960 --> 0:30:26.280
<v Speaker 1>me like dead maybe not. I don't know. He got

0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 1>kind of a later start to acting, so he was

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 1>already like thirty five ish, Yeah, yeah he was. He

0:30:31.600 --> 0:30:34.160
<v Speaker 1>looked dead ish. Yeah, that's dead. Even like when he

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:36.000
<v Speaker 1>was like liking lay, I was like, you too old

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:38.280
<v Speaker 1>for her, bro, I will say, you know what I mean,

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:40.440
<v Speaker 1>like you all dude out here trying to trying to

0:30:40.440 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 1>scheme something young. Didn't Carrie Fisher say that she and

0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:45.720
<v Speaker 1>Harrison Ford like hooked up. Wasn't not like a reason?

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:51.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that story? She was like a teenager? Was she sure?

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:58.480
<v Speaker 1>That's fucked um? In Hollywood? You could do that that

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:01.160
<v Speaker 1>pain and pain into a long She was nineteen, he's

0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 1>just four and this movie came out in seventies. She

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 1>was like, one, right, that's true for dad pain. Yeah,

0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:19.920
<v Speaker 1>it's not for everyone. She's a consenting adult that anyway,

0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:26.520
<v Speaker 1>we statement retracted. That's the thing. There's so because she's

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 1>the only like notable female character, and I think there's

0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 1>no female relationships for her to have. All the notable

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:38.440
<v Speaker 1>relationships are between men or a man and her. So

0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:40.440
<v Speaker 1>it's nice of you to car Oh my gosh, I

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:43.520
<v Speaker 1>care so much because you've got like Luke and Obi Wan.

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like the mentor mentee relationship. You've got Luke and Han,

0:31:48.000 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 1>which is like a budding friendship thing. You've got Han

0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 1>and Chewi, which is like sidekick that that relationship is

0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:02.040
<v Speaker 1>more compelling than any relationship. Yeah, it's like, oh yeah,

0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Hans Solo and his fucking huge dog have a more

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 1>interesting storyline. Yeah, it's upsetting. And then her relationships are

0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 1>basically she has one with Luke, which is that he

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 1>wants to suck her, and she has one with Han,

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 1>which is that he wants to suck her and also

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>this movie. But yeah, but he also wants to her.

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 1>But how that's the question he has that tail. I'm

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:34.719
<v Speaker 1>sure there's plenty of like fan porn that would explain Polis,

0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not in the mood for that rabbit hole. No,

0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 1>you might have like a whale dick, like it comes

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>out like over and just slimy dick underneath all that.

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I think who knows that you have you ever seen blackfish? Yeah?

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:58.560
<v Speaker 1>They jerked a whale off that was so necessarily Yeah,

0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't forget. Apparently we didn't need to see that, no,

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 1>and it didn't add to this story. Yea, what is

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 1>this yo? They're like, all right, let's get the stomach

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:11.480
<v Speaker 1>turn and just think. Yeah, I haven't seen that movie

0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:14.720
<v Speaker 1>in a couple of years me either. Although apparently in nature,

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:17.800
<v Speaker 1>when whales have sex there has to be a third

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 1>whale there to like prop up one of them while

0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:26.800
<v Speaker 1>like kinky, Yeah, there's a this is true. This is

0:33:27.800 --> 0:33:32.920
<v Speaker 1>you're just like, no, this is information that I gleaned

0:33:32.960 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 1>from a joke of a link on Mitra, a very

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:38.440
<v Speaker 1>funny comic we all know. Check him out. He had

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:41.600
<v Speaker 1>a joke about whales having sex and how there has

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 1>to be a third to like prop up the other

0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 1>ones as they're sucking each other because there's no you're

0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:49.520
<v Speaker 1>you're suspended in water. There's like nothing, there's no like

0:33:49.600 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 1>headboard to brace yourself again. But they have dicks though,

0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:56.920
<v Speaker 1>that's true, that's so much. Sex is important in everything.

0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 1>As we mentioned earlier, sometimes I do have it every

0:34:00.960 --> 0:34:04.320
<v Speaker 1>once in a while. So I think we can draw

0:34:04.360 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 1>and then draw the conclusion that the movie does not

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:12.000
<v Speaker 1>pass the Bechdel test, not even not even close. A

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:14.799
<v Speaker 1>few movies do it, and they like do the very

0:34:14.800 --> 0:34:17.399
<v Speaker 1>bare minimum of them. This one doesn't even try, does

0:34:17.480 --> 0:34:21.480
<v Speaker 1>not try at all. So funk this movie not I

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:26.279
<v Speaker 1>mean I really like it. It's I've seen it, you know,

0:34:26.400 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 1>a dozen times or more, but only on this viewing

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:33.960
<v Speaker 1>was I like, oh, wow, there's only one lady who

0:34:34.000 --> 0:34:37.480
<v Speaker 1>matters in this story. And I like, so, what do

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 1>you think? It's like a thing where it's like, okay,

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 1>so that was just the time, you know, and like

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:43.600
<v Speaker 1>how now you have like the female Ghostbusters movie, you

0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:45.840
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like do you think and like

0:34:45.880 --> 0:34:48.279
<v Speaker 1>how they're trying to make a woman a lead in

0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:51.000
<v Speaker 1>these new Star Wars, you know what I mean. It's

0:34:51.000 --> 0:34:53.919
<v Speaker 1>like the time sucked because I feel like at the time,

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:56.640
<v Speaker 1>probably no one had a second thought about that, Like

0:34:56.680 --> 0:35:00.279
<v Speaker 1>that was just for sure. Yeah, the Patriarch they I

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:04.239
<v Speaker 1>thought it was progressive because I was shooting in the

0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:07.800
<v Speaker 1>movie and she was doing were like, we are breaking

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:11.440
<v Speaker 1>down bars the pitch meeting. We're going to have a movie.

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:14.239
<v Speaker 1>But guess what we're gonna put a woman in. It

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:19.560
<v Speaker 1>is very incest forward story, right boundaries being Yeah, he

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:22.600
<v Speaker 1>was he was doing it all. Yeah, there's some Freudian

0:35:22.760 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 1>ship in there, because it's like like in episode seven,

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 1>Ray is the lead, the Protagon will call her short

0:35:31.840 --> 0:35:40.160
<v Speaker 1>for protagonists, an industry term. What movie still very barely

0:35:40.200 --> 0:35:45.400
<v Speaker 1>passes the Bechtel test. Really, I haven't seen that she

0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:50.640
<v Speaker 1>has a very quick conversation with general requirements of this.

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:53.560
<v Speaker 1>So the Bechtel test is that there has to be

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:57.760
<v Speaker 1>two female characters in the movie that ideally both have names,

0:35:57.800 --> 0:36:00.799
<v Speaker 1>that talk about something other than a man in a conversation,

0:36:01.440 --> 0:36:03.359
<v Speaker 1>and that's all. That's all it is. Like, so even

0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 1>if there's like something where two women talk about the

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 1>weather for two seconds, like, it technically passes. So it's

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:13.760
<v Speaker 1>not hard to it's not hard. But most movies don't

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 1>pass it because in most cases, if there are even

0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:20.240
<v Speaker 1>two female characters who speak to each other, it's usually

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:24.120
<v Speaker 1>about a male character or a man in the middle

0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:27.480
<v Speaker 1>or something. They're talking about a man devil wis product

0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:31.160
<v Speaker 1>the passes probably like mad they would talk about types

0:36:31.200 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 1>of right away. I love Man. It was such a

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 1>good movie so much. Only now I'm just seas I

0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:41.399
<v Speaker 1>think a movie like movies, it's not I mean, there's

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:44.360
<v Speaker 1>what they talk they let the let he just talk

0:36:45.960 --> 0:36:53.239
<v Speaker 1>um not many sister yeah, yeah, sisterhood yeah probably. I

0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 1>haven't seen The Fried Green Tomatoes you ever. I've seen it,

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:02.239
<v Speaker 1>don't remember well enough to know if it passed through

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 1>the flesh, which is funny at the end. Oh almost

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:11.400
<v Speaker 1>a joint with Adam Sandler in the Spanish Lady Spanglish

0:37:12.080 --> 0:37:14.920
<v Speaker 1>good one it passes. Yes, really, I haven't seen it.

0:37:15.120 --> 0:37:16.799
<v Speaker 1>I mean I could see her and our daughter. They

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 1>talk about just everything. They're able to list five movies.

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 1>There's a great uh, there's a great episode of Jane

0:37:26.680 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 1>the Virgin. I love Jane the Virgin is bad, but

0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:31.839
<v Speaker 1>it's a good show. But it's bad that I've seen

0:37:31.840 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 1>it so many times. But they have like a whole

0:37:33.640 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 1>storyline where the show is like actively trying to pass

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:39.680
<v Speaker 1>the Bechdel Test all the time, and it almost never does.

0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:42.799
<v Speaker 1>But it becomes just a running joke that they're like,

0:37:42.800 --> 0:37:46.600
<v Speaker 1>it's three main female characters and they never ever passed

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:50.120
<v Speaker 1>the test. They love those boys. I'm just shying thing

0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:57.360
<v Speaker 1>mad women. At some point. There's at least six ladies

0:37:57.360 --> 0:38:01.520
<v Speaker 1>in one of my favorite movies. Leah, Oh well, they

0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:04.879
<v Speaker 1>never talked to each other. Oh shit, okay, because one

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:07.800
<v Speaker 1>of them is like living in the nineteen fifties or something,

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:10.239
<v Speaker 1>and the other one is a contemporary. I assumed all

0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:14.400
<v Speaker 1>Meryl Street movies with past, but maybe not Sophie's choice.

0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't remember that movie very well either. Um.

0:38:17.280 --> 0:38:19.759
<v Speaker 1>One of my favorite movies is Selman Louise, and that

0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:24.960
<v Speaker 1>passes absolutely. I'm trying to think of Florence Foster Jenkins passes.

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:28.839
<v Speaker 1>I don't I've seen it, seen it twice. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the only person who's ever seen Florence Foster Jenkins

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Oh is that the one that came out

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<v Speaker 1>pretty recently where she's like an opera singer but she's

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<v Speaker 1>back with the dude from the Big Bang Theories in it,

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<v Speaker 1>he plays the piano. I don't think it passes anyways.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good movie. I like it cool. What is

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<v Speaker 1>it called floor? Florence Foster Jenkins? Check that out? So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a new Hope falls back because it was no other lady. No, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>dang new Hope. Yeah, because some movies come close, it's like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>at least two women talk to each other, but that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even happen here. She's just poor Leo got no

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<v Speaker 1>other ladies, you know, because sometimes you got to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about your periods. Do you do and just stuff space

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<v Speaker 1>ladies have periods, yes, call Lucas Ranch you know. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that Princess Leia is extraordinarily brave for wearing

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<v Speaker 1>that white cloak all through the movie because she's bleeding

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<v Speaker 1>at some point leakage balls. There might be some like

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<v Speaker 1>ultra space, but it might be like so that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say. It might just not even because

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<v Speaker 1>you see how it was given birth with the robots

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<v Speaker 1>and it just wave on the stomach when she had

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<v Speaker 1>Lea Luke three. Yeah, so yeah, she's still delivering the

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<v Speaker 1>babies out of her uterus. But they might have some

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<v Speaker 1>weird way to catch out a period blood like a

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<v Speaker 1>period to like a probably do something weird when they're

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to actually can largely Nope, it's happened

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<v Speaker 1>astronauts large period suppression, which is like just taking hormonal

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<v Speaker 1>birth control so that they don't have their periods anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's kind of like if you're just floating around

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're like, oh no, why do that? Just

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<v Speaker 1>liary with well, they got to be able to oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how did they is that into like they were diapers

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<v Speaker 1>and they pee into they pee into these like diaper

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<v Speaker 1>things and there's some why do you read all? This

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<v Speaker 1>was in Young Astronauts? Thank you very much? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>get to spare door kid? What you are? Such? Every time?

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I learned something news, I was deeper. I

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<v Speaker 1>was in Young Astronauts, I was in Girl Scouts. I

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<v Speaker 1>was in mock Trial. I was in mock Tracks Club.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, what you do? Were you a lawyer? Yes? Nice?

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<v Speaker 1>I was an expert witness. I was a psyche lame

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<v Speaker 1>why why do you even the nerd thing? Like it

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<v Speaker 1>was an expert with anyway, I was cool. I also

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<v Speaker 1>played soccer. I was like a cool last job. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I would push you all the time. And

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<v Speaker 1>we were in the same school we were kids. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I absolutely would have been my bully. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like I bullied a lot of people, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was like a loving bully. So like all my all

0:41:27.920 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 1>my bullies like have love for me because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a loser. And then I'd like here's a here's

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<v Speaker 1>a cool head, just cool trying to fix it. Like Montage.

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<v Speaker 1>I was always like at least some stowe and clueless. Yeah,

0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:49.319
<v Speaker 1>they were always like my ties. Oh okay, that's a

0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:53.040
<v Speaker 1>good comparison. I ran into someone from high school the

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<v Speaker 1>other day. It was bad. She was kind of she

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<v Speaker 1>kind of still bullied me, like two nights ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's getting twisted that knife. One time I was doing

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<v Speaker 1>this show and like the one my one saving grades

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<v Speaker 1>in high school was that I was on the dance team.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything else unforcable dance team, okay, and uh, I would

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<v Speaker 1>like I was the co captain with her classic two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand tent very exciting, and then uh, she showed up

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<v Speaker 1>at the show I did in San Francisco the other

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<v Speaker 1>night with her like fiance, and they hated this show,

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<v Speaker 1>like they absolutely hated it. And afterwards they're like, do

0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:27.759
<v Speaker 1>you want to get top us? Which no, but I went.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when we were there, her fiance was like,

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<v Speaker 1>so were you guys like best friends in high school?

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like not really, like we worked together

0:42:40.640 --> 0:42:43.799
<v Speaker 1>at times, but like Jamie was doing her own thing,

0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:49.880
<v Speaker 1>which is just code for you fucking sucked. It was like, man, still, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean not wrong, but also why bring it up

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:56.279
<v Speaker 1>all this time like that? Why did Yeah? Why did

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<v Speaker 1>you show up if you just wanted to tell me

0:42:58.239 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 1>I suck. Appreciate the effort though, you know, it's like,

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:05.640
<v Speaker 1>thanks for supporting live comedy, you know. Yeah cool. So Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>In conclusion, this movie, uh, we rate it on a

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<v Speaker 1>scale of one to zero to five nipples, and five

0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 1>nipples being does a really good job in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>treating its female characters. I'll go first. I love this franchise.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Star Wars because there's only one female character

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<v Speaker 1>so in the context, so for this rating purpose, I

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<v Speaker 1>will give it to start two nipples and one of

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<v Speaker 1>them and they both belong to Princess Leiah, and they

0:43:33.560 --> 0:43:37.759
<v Speaker 1>are perfect because I like her. This guy weird and

0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:45.839
<v Speaker 1>creepy are perfect. I give it one horny for your

0:43:45.880 --> 0:43:49.239
<v Speaker 1>brother nipple good. Ye would you like to write the

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<v Speaker 1>movie sing? Yeah, I'm thanking how many? Because she was like,

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 1>she was shooting, she was doing stuff, So I can't

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<v Speaker 1>say zero. I'm gonna give it one a half nipples. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're pretty pretty ballpark for all of us. Yeah, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't want to say too. I think

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:09.080
<v Speaker 1>that's too much. I gave it. I was too generous.

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<v Speaker 1>Wants to because because you're horny for Leia, I'm giving

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<v Speaker 1>the half like the time that it came out. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what the happ is really like they did. They pushed

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<v Speaker 1>the boundaries for the time they did. Can I say

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<v Speaker 1>that I want to be like the third whale if

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<v Speaker 1>like uh Leiah and Han we're fucking I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be like the other one to prop them up. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be that set up. No, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought it was I want so much more for you,

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<v Speaker 1>So do I don't? Yeah, like you bet it in

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<v Speaker 1>a third hashtag third way? You know what I do?

0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Deserve better? Am I getting better? No? I'm not. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not a third Well, you're winning the primary. Wells

0:44:54.000 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 1>you're definitely a primary. Well, let's hope so Well that

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<v Speaker 1>concludes this episode. You can follow us at Bechtel Cast

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter, like can subscribe to us on iTunes. We're

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 1>working on other platforms as well. Well. We'll see. It's

0:45:09.480 --> 0:45:12.960
<v Speaker 1>a slow process. Um, we just don't know. You can,

0:45:13.280 --> 0:45:15.560
<v Speaker 1>we don't know. You can email us if you want

0:45:15.680 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 1>at the Bechtel Cast at gmail dot com. Sam is

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<v Speaker 1>there anything you want to plug? Where can people find you? Online?

0:45:22.760 --> 0:45:25.720
<v Speaker 1>At Sam s A M J. A y comic Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>in Instagram. Nice anything you wanna put out into the world, Jamie.

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:35.160
<v Speaker 1>You can find me at Hamburger Phone. I know. I

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<v Speaker 1>just hope my my hamster survives the week. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck to your hamster. What's his name, her name?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a name for it because that gives

0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:45.400
<v Speaker 1>it a level of permanence that I'm not ready to commit.

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<v Speaker 1>You right, and you also called it an it, so

0:45:48.920 --> 0:45:54.040
<v Speaker 1>it's genderless as far as I'm concerned. She fucking hates me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we'll best to luck to you in your hamster.

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<v Speaker 1>You can follow me at Caitlin Darante on Twitter her

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<v Speaker 1>and I think that's it. Thanks for being here, Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>This was a lot of fun. Take care everyone, Bye,