1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: On the beck dol Cast, the questions asked if movies 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: have women in them, are all their discussions just boyfriends 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: and husbands, or do they have individualism? The patriarchy? Zef 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:16,479 Speaker 1: in best start changing it with the Bechtel Cast. Hello 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: and welcome to the Bechtel Cast. I'm your host Caitlin 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 1: Darante and your other host, Jamie Loftus, is en route 7 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: and en route how do you say it? I don't 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: know because she's stuck in traffic and we have to 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: get started because our guest here has somewhere else to 10 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: go soon. So just a quick recap of what this 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: podcast is all about. Um. It's inspired by the Bechtel test, 12 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:43,160 Speaker 1: which is an analysis of narrative works, books, movies, things 13 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 1: like that, where we discover whether or not there are 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: more than two women, If so, do those two female 15 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: characters talk to each other? And if so, is it 16 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: about something other than a man. We take a movie, 17 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: different movie every week, we talked about it, We bring 18 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: a guest, and we discuss it's female characters. So, without 19 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: much further ado, let me introduce our guests for this week. 20 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: Sam Jay. She's a comic and she's great and we 21 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,759 Speaker 1: love her. Hey, what's thanks for being here? Um, yeah, 22 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: I'm glad to be here. Is gonna be fun. You're 23 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: talking about one of my favorite movies. Tell us, tell 24 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: us the movie New Hope Star Wars episode for Yeah, 25 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: what does this movie mean to you? I mean, I'm 26 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: a big Star Wars fan and I f like, uh A, 27 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 1: New Hope was just the first one I ever saw it, Like, 28 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 1: I watched him in order when I was maybe like 29 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: seven with my mom. The New Hope was the first 30 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: one I saw it. It made me follow the story, 31 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: and I'm a pretty much I'm a door for like 32 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 1: stuff that sets up the story. I like that. I 33 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 1: like those those movies that kind of give me all 34 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 1: the players, you know what I mean. And it's one 35 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: of those that kind of gives you all the players 36 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: and why it is and what it is and it's 37 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: so it's just one of my favorites. Yeah, it just 38 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: introduces you to the world that I've I've been into 39 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: ever since. Yeah, this is a tangent, But you revealed 40 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: to me that your favorite Star Wars movie is episode three, 41 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: and I decided to disown you as a friend for 42 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,359 Speaker 1: few days after learning that. But we're back We're back, 43 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: as friends said, was the best one. Yeah, yeah it is. 44 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: It's just dope. It's just dope from getting in the 45 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: end you get it's I mean like I silow, I 46 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: love a thing that kind of puts puts the end 47 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: of the beginning on. So for me, it's like explains 48 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: all of it. Now you get all of it. You 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: get why Vaders Vader? You get you get all luka 50 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 1: la coming from. All the pieces are now finally together. 51 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 1: How openI wan Invader's relationship you know parted ways? Like 52 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: what how did it head that? Why is he in 53 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: that suit? Now we know like all questions are answered 54 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: and it's but you wouldn't appreciate that. How do you 55 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: already not known like all the information from episodes four right, 56 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 1: but it's still it still gave you. Buddy's turned to 57 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: y'allold just turn Anakin's turn want It's like everybody's turning up. 58 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: It's full turn up in Yeah, in the original trilogy, 59 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,239 Speaker 1: everyone's like old yeah, Like you get to see Yoda, 60 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: like really will the lifesaber and like there was so 61 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: many gangster parts, like when the clones all turning and 62 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: Yoda was standing there, which you Bok with the two 63 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: eas and then there was like the little uh not 64 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,359 Speaker 1: Stone Troopers, but the other clothes, the Clones whatever they are, 65 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: those little robots and they were about to like turn Yoda, 66 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: and Yoda just jumped behind them and cut their head off, 67 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: and it was like, all right, let's roll, Like come on, 68 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: I'm Yoda, Like really you thought I was gonna do 69 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: that to me? Like that's crazy? He just dipped. That 70 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: was It was dope. So many dope parts in that movie. Yeah, 71 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: I guess I revisited. It's so good if you insist 72 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: it's great. So normally I do at no one's request 73 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: but my own a recap of the story. But we 74 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: were hanging out the other day and you gave me 75 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: a synopsis of the movie Roadhouse, which I was familiar with, 76 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: and you did such a great job that I was 77 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: wondering if you would want to do the recap for 78 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: a New Hope. All right, so I watched a Love 79 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: Star Wars, so they kind of like bleeding Yeah, so 80 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: you're just chiming and I might need you on the 81 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 1: strong ending. But from what I call you know, the 82 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: New Hope is our introduction to a young Loop Skywalker 83 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: he's on a tattoo which is just like a desert planet, 84 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: and he's like, man, this ship is boring, like tattoo 85 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: black as fuck, but it's on his uncle like you 86 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: gotta stay here, y'all because like we got rhubob season 87 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: coming up and we need you for that harvest. And 88 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: he's like, but there's a whole life out here off tattooing. 89 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,279 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be like a real nigger and 90 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: they're like nah. So then like robot shows up, like yo, 91 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: oh ship, this is a random mass robot. It looks 92 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: like what the hell? And then he touched robot and 93 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: it's a message from a hot bitch that's like mad flies. 94 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: So she's like, yo, I'm mad sexy and I'm asta 95 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 1: stuck and he's like I'm gonna save this chick because 96 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 1: i ain't got nothing else to do, and yeah. Yeah. 97 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: So that brings us to about twenty minutes into then 98 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 1: he's like, so he meets Obi Wan. Yeah, he beats 99 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: Obi Wan and he's like everyone's like creeping around and 100 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: he's like, who's this old crazy dude? And his aunt 101 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: and his uncle know was obi Wan day? Like No, 102 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: he's just a crazy old dude. They't been what we 103 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 1: want to start to like being like, yo, man, I 104 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,119 Speaker 1: know you feel it like this places whack, you should 105 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: be not at this place, and looks like, yo, you're crazy, 106 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: but you making somebsense to me, you know what I mean? 107 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 1: And so then everyone was like, yeah, I'm just tell 108 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: you real, bro, like Jedies is real. I'm one of 109 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: them niggas. I could teach you how to be one 110 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 1: of them niggas because you've got the forcing you money in. 111 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 1: And then looks like I'm down for that because this 112 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,280 Speaker 1: board is hell and I don't want to be picking 113 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: rubobs my whole life. And then they go. So they 114 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: go to most Nicely and they meet because the uh 115 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: we forgot to mention the Empire, and there after the 116 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: two droids that have come into Luke's possession to escape. 117 00:05:56,040 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 1: So then they go and meet Han Solo and Youka, 118 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 1: so yeah they did. They had a bounce because the 119 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: Empire they always losing droids. They're always losing their droids 120 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: with information and stuff. So they capture some Georys lost 121 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: some Joys, and Joys have vital information. They're trying to 122 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: get the Joys back. Luke gets a possession of joys. 123 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: They got a bounce so over once like we got 124 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: to dip dip dive or we want still feels the 125 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: force and stuff like they move and shaking bumping a 126 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: Han Solo and Chewbacca. Han Solo is like a bad 127 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:33,600 Speaker 1: as Galaxy like pirate like smuggles smuggler like bootlegger type dude. 128 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: So he's making all types of bare looking nerve hurder. 129 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: But that's just me, all right, I would say, Yeah, 130 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,359 Speaker 1: he's like a bootlegger of the galaxy. You know, theyking 131 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 1: making slime deals, moving illegal contrabands around in the millennial 132 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 1: millennial falcon with Chewbacca, you know what I'm saying, and 133 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 1: looking them hook up and they just distracted Tons Solo 134 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: from like his real naked task, you know what I mean. 135 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not really here for all that. I 136 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 1: just like to get money and fus y'all got me 137 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: and all his other stuff, right, So they mean they 138 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 1: link up with him and then but they get captured 139 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 1: by the death Star. Yeah, doesn't like catching them and 140 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:12,559 Speaker 1: a little a little little like the rain their beam 141 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 1: of control control. So then they have to like be 142 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: all sneaky and they managed to like evade the like 143 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 1: the stormtroopers for a hot minute, and then they beat 144 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: some of them up. They do the old switcher. They 145 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: put the store and trooper suits on because like that's 146 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 1: how you break into stuff, and then they get up 147 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: in there like yo, we would, y'all. But then when 148 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: they get up in then they take their homes off 149 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: like now we us. And then they go and rescue 150 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 1: Princess Leah up out of that ship like, yo, girl, 151 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: we knew he was up in hand. We came to 152 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: get you. And Hans like, wait a minute, she's bad. 153 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: I'm kind of glad I came on this trip. Yeah, 154 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: but so it's Luke. It was like, oh I like 155 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: her too. It was like I got a voted for 156 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: they both go. They got and then so they managed 157 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 1: to escape after some ruffles and scuffles, but not before 158 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 1: there's a face off between Obi Wan and Darth Vader. Yes, 159 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: and that's the that's the apprentice and the teacher getting 160 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: it back on since we want to cut off all 161 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: his limbs is stuff. If he's like, now I'm super ill, 162 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 1: obi Wan, and I'm definitely gonna kill you because like 163 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 1: I got so much anger towards you by man, and 164 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: everyone's like, I know you're gonna kill me. That's how 165 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: ill I am in the Force. Then I'm just chilling, bro, 166 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: I'm ready to die. Baby. Then they go at it. 167 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,320 Speaker 1: He kills really kind of just lets it happen. And 168 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: then he wants like, now I'm super dupid ill with 169 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: the Force because I'm am the Force. He's a forced ghost, 170 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,959 Speaker 1: which we learn you see you're like, here's like voice over. 171 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: He's like ghost voiceover later in the movie. But then 172 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 1: you see his like ghost form. Yeah. So then, uh, 173 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: Luke is all sad about it, even though he knew 174 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 1: Obi Wan for maybe a day, like two days, but 175 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 1: we won't put him on a lot, so that's reasonable 176 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: that he was hurt by it. So and then plus 177 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: like Luke's just like Yo, Vader is not a good dude. 178 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: Like he's just out heads thatching up hose off the galaxy. 179 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: Now he just killed on my man's He's doing a 180 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,360 Speaker 1: lot of reckless stuff. Yeah. So then they regroup and 181 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: they go to a rebel base and they like analyze 182 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,920 Speaker 1: the plans to destroy the Death Star. Meanwhile, Han, it's 183 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 1: all like I was listening this for the money I 184 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,079 Speaker 1: got my money, I got my reward, peace out, see 185 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,720 Speaker 1: you later. And then Luke and some other pilots go 186 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: and try to destroy the death Star and they do 187 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: right they do, and then I said, and they blow 188 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: it up. Han comes back and he's like just kidding him, back, 189 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 1: I've got a heart of gold. He's I can't leave. 190 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 1: I can't leave a heaven left, which is the same thing. 191 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 1: And um, this episode seven friends come out, I can't 192 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,839 Speaker 1: be here. I gotta leave because these people they just like, no, 193 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 1: I can't leave my boot. Hang out with my boot. 194 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,960 Speaker 1: And that's why Hans kind of his medt to it, 195 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: because Hans like, I used to try to leave my 196 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 1: host too. But I'm gonna tell you I did not 197 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,319 Speaker 1: do that, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, because you're 198 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 1: not a Jedi doesn't mean you can't train other people 199 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 1: to do. It's really fitting in the same position as Hunt. 200 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,679 Speaker 1: He's not a Jedi either. He's just rolling with it. 201 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 1: He's just rolling, you know what I'm saying. So he's 202 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,839 Speaker 1: kind of the same character, just in a different form. 203 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,319 Speaker 1: So that's why it's kind of like bringing on his tutelage, 204 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yep, I got you so 205 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 1: that's pretty much the Star. And then they blow up 206 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: the Death Star and then there's a little ceremony at 207 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 1: the end with that T shirt and they yeah, they do, 208 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: they blow it up. And that's when like, now Vader 209 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:28,199 Speaker 1: has to like recognize like, y'all the forces with the forces, 210 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 1: this disruption of force and the and the life side 211 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,560 Speaker 1: of forces, you know, coming back, and that the Jedi 212 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 1: may return. Oh shit, but there's a whole movie in 213 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: between that and the Jedi returning Empire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 214 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 1: but we're not here. We're not We're going. Yeah, we're 215 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 1: gonna focus on a new hope. We're talking about this 216 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,080 Speaker 1: to sort of coincide with the release of Rogue one, 217 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,239 Speaker 1: which is coming out soon. So we're gonna talk about 218 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:05,440 Speaker 1: the female characters, of which there are two ones with 219 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 1: speaking roles. And then I don't know if anyone else 220 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,319 Speaker 1: noticed this. I didn't notice this until this recent viewing. 221 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:17,079 Speaker 1: There are two women in the Cantina scene when they're 222 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,560 Speaker 1: at most easily trying to get on the Millennium falcon. 223 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 1: Are we counting alien women as well? Well? It's hard 224 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 1: since we're not familiar with those alien species, it's hard 225 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 1: to tell some of them got titties though, so you know, 226 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,480 Speaker 1: oh yeah, well yeah they do in Return of the 227 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 1: Jedi for sure. In fact, some of them had more 228 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:42,839 Speaker 1: than two titties. Some of them had like Nate. But 229 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,560 Speaker 1: in a New Hope, you only see in that cantina 230 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,400 Speaker 1: seem there's a like a pair of twins women who 231 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,720 Speaker 1: are just hanging out getting drink or whatever. Other than that, 232 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:59,319 Speaker 1: there is Princess Leia, and there's Aunt Brew and Brew 233 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:03,760 Speaker 1: has maybe five minutes of screen. Yeah, She's like, you 234 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: don't need to know anything about your life, Luke. That's 235 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 1: more his uncle, so Brew is. She kind of stays 236 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 1: silent until the end of that scene where Luke kind 237 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,439 Speaker 1: of storms off. He's like, what you're making me stay 238 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,679 Speaker 1: on for another season? I want to go to the 239 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 1: academy this year. Me me. His uncle is all like whatever, 240 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,199 Speaker 1: I'll make it up to him next year, and she's like, 241 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,360 Speaker 1: you're fucking idiot. He has too much of his father. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 242 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 1: that's actually she's pro let him go. Yeah, that's right. 243 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 1: You all messed up. So that's pretty cool. But yeah, 244 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,400 Speaker 1: like and then the next scene time we see her, 245 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:46,400 Speaker 1: she's a burnt up corpse. That's like all fried and sizzled. Yeah, yeah, 246 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,960 Speaker 1: she has very little got that work. So the most 247 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 1: notable female character is our friend Princess Leah. She's actually 248 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,679 Speaker 1: introduced really early on in the story. We meet her 249 00:12:57,679 --> 00:13:00,920 Speaker 1: before we get Skywalker. No, even before that. There's a 250 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,359 Speaker 1: scene the first sequence we see is the like Imperial 251 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:08,720 Speaker 1: troops boarding I don't even know which ship they're on 252 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 1: or whatever, but like, uh, Darth Vader. I almost hesitated 253 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: to do an episode about Star Wars because there's gonna 254 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,439 Speaker 1: be so many nerds listening at home and being like, oh, 255 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,079 Speaker 1: the name of the ship is this, and it's this 256 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: model and this they're on this planet, blah blah blah, 257 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:30,680 Speaker 1: and I know what happened. I only know the Star 258 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:35,840 Speaker 1: Wars information I have is what has been in episodes 259 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 1: one through seven. I haven't read any comic books. I 260 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:43,080 Speaker 1: don't know anything that's cannon that has been established through 261 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:48,839 Speaker 1: like we're fans. Yeah exactly. Sometimes I have sex very 262 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 1: very not just watching, not very often, not very often 263 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: at all, but often enough where I don't have time 264 00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 1: to read busy so anyway, so I only know like 265 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,120 Speaker 1: the names of the planets that are mentioned in the movie. Yeah, yeah, 266 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 1: I'm not all into I know what's going on, and 267 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,000 Speaker 1: I'm into the story of it, the battle vers and 268 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 1: evil and the idea of you being in control of 269 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 1: your energies and your destiny and all that good stuff, 270 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 1: but I don't get down to all the like nay 271 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 1: gritty details. So apologies to all the uber fans out there. Sorry, 272 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 1: I'm probably not gonna like get all the names right 273 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 1: everything anyway. So they're they're boarding the ship and Darth 274 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: Vader busting. He's like, oh, you're a rebel spot She's like, 275 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: I'm on a diplomatic mission to all. Yeah, that's you're 276 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 1: a rebel spy and your piece of ship have come fight. 277 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: And then I think that's when he takes her prisoner's again. 278 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,560 Speaker 1: We learned though that she's like able to wield a 279 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 1: gun though, because and then she runs away and they're like, fusers, 280 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 1: just done or whatever, and then they stun her and 281 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,280 Speaker 1: then they take her prisoner so that she does not 282 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: appear on screen again, I don't think until fifty four 283 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:08,200 Speaker 1: minutes into and we're not talking about via Holograu, so yeah, 284 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 1: technically she's on screen when she's Okay. Our other host, 285 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 1: Jamie lock welcome, How are you my hamsters in? Safe 286 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 1: and good? Oh yeah, you had to drop off your 287 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 1: hamster for hamster sitting because you're going back out of 288 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 1: town expectedly long hamster errand yeah, well I had to 289 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,560 Speaker 1: make small talk with the hamster city, like I can't 290 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: just be like, here's my animals, see you in a week. 291 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:39,440 Speaker 1: But oh sure, sure you're a good person. I'm just 292 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 1: a bad driver. Mostly we're good. We've been um, we've 293 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,400 Speaker 1: been chatting Star Wars good. So yeah, we were just 294 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,120 Speaker 1: we recapped the movie and we were just starting to 295 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,200 Speaker 1: introduce who the female characters were. We uh, there are 296 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,800 Speaker 1: a total of I think for them that I counted 297 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,920 Speaker 1: that you can see on screen. Only two of them 298 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 1: have speaking roles. And we were just talking about Princess Leiah. 299 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: We meet her early on and then we see her 300 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: again as a hologram, and that's when Luke is all like, 301 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,760 Speaker 1: who is she? She's beautiful? Do I know she's my sister? 302 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: But man, do I want to fuck her? We've all 303 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: been there, We've in there. She's the most notable female 304 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: character in episode four, but there are huge chunks of 305 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: time where she is not on screen at all or 306 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,800 Speaker 1: if she is, she's in the version of a hologram, 307 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,120 Speaker 1: which means she's not really doing anything to influence the story. 308 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:35,600 Speaker 1: She's like, he's like an exposition the machine, because what 309 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 1: does she say, first, we only hearsay helped me. I'll 310 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: be one Kenobi, You're my only hope. And then a 311 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 1: little later on they play back the entire message, which 312 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 1: is like, I've stored information that's vital to the destruction 313 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 1: of the death Star into this droid. Help me obi 314 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: wan Kenobi. Yeah, she's a plot tool. Yeah, at least 315 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 1: in the first act. She appears on screen again, not until, 316 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 1: like I said, fifty four minutes into the movie, because 317 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 1: there's a huge gap where like Luke and Han or 318 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: like figuring shut out. She shows up again, and I 319 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,600 Speaker 1: think like the Empire is interrogating her, trying to figure 320 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:15,280 Speaker 1: out where the rebel bases, and she's like d'antoine and 321 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:19,880 Speaker 1: they're like, okay, let's blow up all drawn anyway, Um, 322 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 1: that seems pretty short, and then she disappears again for 323 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: another several minutes and doesn't show up again until an 324 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,959 Speaker 1: hour and thirteen minutes into the story. Mind you, this 325 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,480 Speaker 1: is only a two hour film and that's when that's three. Yeah, 326 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,480 Speaker 1: so this is like their for their third time on 327 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,320 Speaker 1: screen an hour and thir minutes into it, and that's 328 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,880 Speaker 1: when Luke goes to rescue her in the detention cell 329 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,600 Speaker 1: that she's being held captain him. So an instance of 330 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,160 Speaker 1: a man having to save a woman, one of those 331 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: really fun tropes. She joins the gang after that, she's 332 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:57,840 Speaker 1: like part of the Little Scooby Crew and we see 333 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,480 Speaker 1: her do some pretty bad ass things, but she's pretty 334 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,240 Speaker 1: she's pretty raged. The end kind of redeems her a 335 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 1: little bit because she gets to actually do stuff. For example, 336 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,640 Speaker 1: after they've rescued her, the stormtroopers are shooting at them 337 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 1: and she's like, well, you didn't have a get out? 338 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,720 Speaker 1: What the And then so she like takes putters into 339 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,400 Speaker 1: her own hands and she's like, oh, this is some rescue. 340 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:30,399 Speaker 1: She grabs Luke's blaster fire, she shoots a hole in 341 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,639 Speaker 1: the wall. Somebody has to save our skins. It doesn't 342 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 1: make a door come down, and she just blasted. She 343 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,199 Speaker 1: dives in. She goes into the garbage shoot boy. She 344 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:47,159 Speaker 1: says to han Clo, which is great, and then everyone 345 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 1: dives in and then they end up in a thing 346 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 1: with the trash. And then when they're in there, the 347 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 1: walls whenever women take charts, they mucket all as we 348 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 1: are conditioned to believe via mainstream American cinema. And there's 349 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:07,639 Speaker 1: a line of dialogue about that, but I'll get to 350 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 1: that in a second. So then they all land in 351 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 1: the trash compactor and then the walls start closing in 352 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:16,680 Speaker 1: on them, and Lucas just like, dude, the walls are 353 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 1: moving and she's like, don't just stand there, bracelet with something. 354 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,840 Speaker 1: So she was like taking initiative. She's like because she's 355 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 1: been through stuff though, I mean, that would make sense. 356 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,800 Speaker 1: Like Luke doesn't know anything. He's just coming from Tatoy. 357 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: He's like fresh off the boats. Like he just he 358 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,120 Speaker 1: just trying to get it popping, you know what I mean. 359 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,360 Speaker 1: She like, she's been through some stuff. She's hiding secrets, 360 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,880 Speaker 1: she's stolen stuff. She she goes up a little bit. 361 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,880 Speaker 1: She does, she does for sure. Then there's a line 362 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,000 Speaker 1: of dialogue that I never picked up on until this 363 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,000 Speaker 1: most recent viewing this rewatch, where after they get out 364 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,879 Speaker 1: of the trash compactor, Han says, well, if we can 365 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,240 Speaker 1: avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able 366 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: to get out of here. Yeah, I was right because 367 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 1: what I was thinking as I was thinking, yeah, yeah, 368 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,440 Speaker 1: way to pick that up the only one who did 369 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 1: anything to like because she was moving irrationally. It didn't 370 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,640 Speaker 1: give Han time to think of a better plan. Han 371 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:15,480 Speaker 1: had no In fact, Han was either way, but she tried. 372 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,280 Speaker 1: She she made an attempt. Yeah, but that was also 373 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,480 Speaker 1: I think, like, I mean, of course it speaks to 374 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,040 Speaker 1: show it doesn't not that, But I also think it 375 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: was com Hans's character, like he could never be wrong 376 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,920 Speaker 1: or not in charge. Sure, yeah, you know what I mean. 377 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,720 Speaker 1: He would have said anything to anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 378 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,920 Speaker 1: exactly if it was Luke's I didn't, well, we could 379 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 1: afford dumb kid IBox like true. But what bugged me 380 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,560 Speaker 1: about that was not just the line itself, but that 381 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 1: like Leah wasn't like fuck you dude, she didn't have 382 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,120 Speaker 1: a com back for Her comeback was to deny him 383 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,600 Speaker 1: the pussy, Yeah, which is the ultimate. She was like me, 384 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,840 Speaker 1: hanging at this box, keep talking like talking like that, 385 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:04,440 Speaker 1: She's gonna go her brother. That's hurtful. You're like, I 386 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:09,879 Speaker 1: don't want to. You said, it's revenge. She made a 387 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Speaker 1: work harder for it. There's a couple of scenes later 388 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,639 Speaker 1: they're trying to get across the bridge. They're still in 389 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,840 Speaker 1: the Death Star. Luke is like doing crap. He's I 390 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,520 Speaker 1: don't who knows what he's doing. The Stormtroopers are like 391 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,200 Speaker 1: trying to get through the door on the other side. 392 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,560 Speaker 1: She takes the gun and starts like shooting people, and 393 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,800 Speaker 1: she's a better shot than Han or Luke because everybody 394 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: misses everybody every time they shoot it somewhere like these 395 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 1: people have the worst aim. I was confused about that 396 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 1: because when I was like, does it not hurt if 397 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 1: you get hit by one of those? But I was like, oh, 398 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,040 Speaker 1: they're just missing everybody. No one can It was like 399 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 1: sucking paintballers. Which is hilarious because earlier in the movie, 400 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 1: Obi Wan's like, only Imperial Troopers are this precise because 401 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: they're talking about like the little they're not ewoks, they're 402 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 1: like the little dudes. At the beginning anyway, you're talking 403 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,679 Speaker 1: about the precision of the fire blast, and he's like, 404 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,479 Speaker 1: the only Stormtroopers are this precise. It's like, no, no 405 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 1: one hits anybody ever. Yeah, it's dumb. Anyway, I'm just 406 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 1: the point. I'm trying to arrive at is that like 407 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 1: on a number of occasions, like Lea takes matters into 408 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 1: her own hands and it's like, oh, you're not getting 409 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,919 Speaker 1: this done fast enough or well enough, then I'm going 410 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,199 Speaker 1: to do ship. So I do like that, right, And 411 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,320 Speaker 1: it doesn't bother me that she sucks up the plants 412 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,160 Speaker 1: of yeah, because it's like, I don't know, I always 413 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,359 Speaker 1: feel weird when it's I feel like that's almost like 414 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,680 Speaker 1: a trope in movies where it's like the one woman 415 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: in the scene is like, move aside, boys, I've got this, 416 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:46,880 Speaker 1: you know, and then she fucking and she does yeah 417 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:53,399 Speaker 1: exactly like changes like the fucking monster truck tire but 418 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,919 Speaker 1: a negligent on her perfect and she's like, I know 419 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 1: what to do, and her nail and makes like a rope. Yeah. 420 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,119 Speaker 1: And at the end, the guys like have their mouths 421 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:09,879 Speaker 1: up and she's like, you know, that wasn't hard, was it? Yeah? 422 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, No, it doesn't bother me at all 423 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,199 Speaker 1: that she like she like put them into more of 424 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,199 Speaker 1: a because that's what storytelling is, Like, Yeah, it just 425 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 1: felt it, Yeah, to get it right, Characters getting into 426 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,159 Speaker 1: hi jinks, encountering obstacles, trying to figure out how to 427 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,840 Speaker 1: overcome those obstacles. So yeah, like a character is going 428 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 1: to make a mistake and that's what storytelling is. So yeah, 429 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 1: Leiah takes initiative, she like takes action. She makes decisions 430 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: that influence the direction the story takes. So that's what 431 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,320 Speaker 1: I like about her. And she's pretty good at hurling 432 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,919 Speaker 1: insults too. She's like, get this walking carpet out of 433 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:50,160 Speaker 1: my way. So she's a little firecracker she is. What 434 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,919 Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is that I like Princess Leiah. 435 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,879 Speaker 1: I think she's a pretty good character. The problem is 436 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,240 Speaker 1: all of her relationships are like there, no, she has 437 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: no female relationships. She's the literally the only woman in 438 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,400 Speaker 1: space and all the time because any scenes where there's 439 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,920 Speaker 1: like a bunch of extras, if there's like pilots or rebels, 440 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 1: maybe there's some ladies stormtroopers we don't know, and all 441 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: on a cloud planet you say specifically for this movie, 442 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: but we're talking talking about um yeah, um. And there 443 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,360 Speaker 1: was there was a question, Oh it's Chewy is he 444 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,919 Speaker 1: maybe he's a she? Wrong? That's wrong? And also what 445 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: a fucking stretched is a second female? And also Chewy 446 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,600 Speaker 1: couldn't pass the back Tilton, Well, I guess maybe. Well, yeah, 447 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,320 Speaker 1: we don't really, Well, we don't know what he talks 448 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,639 Speaker 1: about because we're talking about him. Man, he could be 449 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,639 Speaker 1: talking about ice fishing. We don't know. We don't know, 450 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,080 Speaker 1: we don't, but we do know that he is in 451 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 1: fact a male because if you recall the Star Wars 452 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 1: Christmas special that came out. I don't remember what ear 453 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:04,320 Speaker 1: early eighties or late seven it's oh, it's so it's 454 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:09,159 Speaker 1: about Chewie's family. He has a wife and three kids. 455 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 1: I think, And I don't remember what the story is. Yeah, 456 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 1: Like I like all this so hilariously bad. I mean 457 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 1: you should watch it. Just it's like, like is it 458 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: like like he's just like chilling with his family. I 459 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,439 Speaker 1: think he's trying to get back home to his family. 460 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,040 Speaker 1: They all speak that language, and that's just a long 461 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:35,000 Speaker 1: show that no one he's like TOI and his wife 462 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 1: getting into this stuff. Luke is definitely in it. And 463 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,640 Speaker 1: I want to say, like Mark Mark camill As, when 464 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,959 Speaker 1: did this come out? Now? I'm excited, Yeah, I am 465 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,879 Speaker 1: dB A can't it's so and I want to say 466 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,920 Speaker 1: that I can't remember Harrison Ford as Han is in 467 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:59,680 Speaker 1: it or not. It's a show. It was like a 468 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:04,200 Speaker 1: made for TV movie. It's on YouTube, so oh yeah, 469 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 1: that is how I watched it. Okay, so it came 470 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 1: out right after because episode four was released in nine, 471 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:17,119 Speaker 1: so that I love a weird hackey tie in my face. 472 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:22,240 Speaker 1: Bottom line is Chewy as a man because he fucked 473 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:27,160 Speaker 1: his wife and had three babies. It might not be 474 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:34,240 Speaker 1: and maybe not. He's away a lot with n she's 475 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:40,040 Speaker 1: sucking some other strange wookie. Um. There's there's also a question, 476 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:43,520 Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe the droids or women also know because 477 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,200 Speaker 1: at least C three posts pretty clearly he's a feminist, 478 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:52,720 Speaker 1: but he's and then he talks about and two are 479 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 1: too using like he him his pronouns. So one just 480 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 1: I am seeing that they just like reaper dudes like worms. 481 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 1: There's just like another guy that pops out of a guy, 482 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,959 Speaker 1: because there's no other way. If it's just Luke's and Leah, 483 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,320 Speaker 1: they can't fucking populate a galaxy. Right, Yeah, it's pretty 484 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:18,120 Speaker 1: and like sure it's a movie about it's Star Wars. 485 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,680 Speaker 1: There at war and it was a long time ago, 486 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,680 Speaker 1: so back you know, in World War two, even back 487 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: when they're only men in the world, or at least 488 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 1: like men's soldiers. I don't know when women started being 489 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,520 Speaker 1: soldiers in in the military, but maybe it's just since 490 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,359 Speaker 1: they're all A lot of them are like militant, but 491 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: there's also a rebellion like a woman, like anyone can 492 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 1: join a rebellion. It is supposed to know a long 493 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,400 Speaker 1: time ago in a galaxy far it's the past, way 494 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,640 Speaker 1: in the past, this fictional story that did never exist. 495 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,160 Speaker 1: Maybe they were having like their own industrial revolution, you know, 496 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,639 Speaker 1: was like always got it was the future, but like 497 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:08,840 Speaker 1: a long time ago of like the beginning stories. I 498 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 1: don't know what. Yeah, because it's the middle stories, I 499 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:22,840 Speaker 1: thought it was a long time ago like two requels. Oh, 500 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,160 Speaker 1: I mean those stories take place, but I just never 501 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: I never really, I always assumed it was the future. Yeah, 502 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,359 Speaker 1: the opening the title car that doesn't make any sense. 503 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 1: We don't have any of that stuff. We can't flower. 504 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 1: In fact, it might be long long No, it's a 505 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: long time ago in a galaxy far far away. So 506 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 1: it's just far away. But I think that's up. I'm 507 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,680 Speaker 1: gonna go and say I think that's an up. And 508 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,120 Speaker 1: I can't wrap my hat around this. Well, it's the truth. 509 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,400 Speaker 1: So yeah, back when women didn't exist except for one 510 00:28:54,440 --> 00:29:03,160 Speaker 1: of them. All right, well in that case, sure. Yeah. 511 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,360 Speaker 1: And the other thing about Leia is that when she's 512 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,400 Speaker 1: talked about in pop culture or just like any when 513 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: people talk about her, it's almost always in the context 514 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 1: of her slave La outfit. People like, oh, yeah, slave La, 515 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,920 Speaker 1: she's hot. I'd bang that. We don't talk about her accomplishments, 516 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 1: the fact that she's a diplomat, a politician, and a prince. 517 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,040 Speaker 1: She led an army and she can fire a gun, 518 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: and she makes choices and sticks with them. We don't 519 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: talk about that, do we know? But it is a 520 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 1: good costume. She's got like the most insane abs ever, 521 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,880 Speaker 1: Like it's not fair. Oh yeah, I do long to 522 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,280 Speaker 1: have that. Okay, I'm objectifying her, But also, like I 523 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: thought about it, how does she do that? I mean 524 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 1: I objectify Han Solo on a pretty regular basis. So yeah, 525 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 1: like that, like young Harrison Ford, Yeah, what is wrong 526 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: with you? What do you mean? I want you to 527 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: get out side more? There? Mark, I couldn't be less 528 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,760 Speaker 1: on board with. Even when Harrison for was in that movie, 529 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 1: he looked like a dead there, like he wasn't hot dad, 530 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,239 Speaker 1: but he was like a dead though. He wasn't like 531 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 1: giving you young sexy vibes. He wasn't maybe definitely give 532 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,280 Speaker 1: me like dead maybe not. I don't know. He got 533 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,520 Speaker 1: kind of a later start to acting, so he was 534 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: already like thirty five ish, Yeah, yeah he was. He 535 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,160 Speaker 1: looked dead ish. Yeah, that's dead. Even like when he 536 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 1: was like liking lay, I was like, you too old 537 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,280 Speaker 1: for her, bro, I will say, you know what I mean, 538 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,440 Speaker 1: like you all dude out here trying to trying to 539 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,320 Speaker 1: scheme something young. Didn't Carrie Fisher say that she and 540 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,720 Speaker 1: Harrison Ford like hooked up. Wasn't not like a reason? 541 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:51,760 Speaker 1: Yeah that story? She was like a teenager? Was she sure? 542 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:58,480 Speaker 1: That's fucked um? In Hollywood? You could do that that 543 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 1: pain and pain into a long She was nineteen, he's 544 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,160 Speaker 1: just four and this movie came out in seventies. She 545 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 1: was like, one, right, that's true for dad pain. Yeah, 546 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:19,920 Speaker 1: it's not for everyone. She's a consenting adult that anyway, 547 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:26,520 Speaker 1: we statement retracted. That's the thing. There's so because she's 548 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: the only like notable female character, and I think there's 549 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,320 Speaker 1: no female relationships for her to have. All the notable 550 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 1: relationships are between men or a man and her. So 551 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 1: it's nice of you to car Oh my gosh, I 552 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 1: care so much because you've got like Luke and Obi Wan. 553 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 1: It's like the mentor mentee relationship. You've got Luke and Han, 554 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,080 Speaker 1: which is like a budding friendship thing. You've got Han 555 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:57,840 Speaker 1: and Chewi, which is like sidekick that that relationship is 556 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,040 Speaker 1: more compelling than any relationship. Yeah, it's like, oh yeah, 557 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,480 Speaker 1: Hans Solo and his fucking huge dog have a more 558 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:12,080 Speaker 1: interesting storyline. Yeah, it's upsetting. And then her relationships are 559 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,440 Speaker 1: basically she has one with Luke, which is that he 560 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: wants to suck her, and she has one with Han, 561 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 1: which is that he wants to suck her and also 562 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,520 Speaker 1: this movie. But yeah, but he also wants to her. 563 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 1: But how that's the question he has that tail. I'm 564 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,719 Speaker 1: sure there's plenty of like fan porn that would explain Polis, 565 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,640 Speaker 1: but I'm not in the mood for that rabbit hole. No, 566 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 1: you might have like a whale dick, like it comes 567 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: out like over and just slimy dick underneath all that. 568 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 1: I think who knows that you have you ever seen blackfish? Yeah? 569 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,560 Speaker 1: They jerked a whale off that was so necessarily Yeah, 570 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 1: I don't forget. Apparently we didn't need to see that, no, 571 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,400 Speaker 1: and it didn't add to this story. Yea, what is 572 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,520 Speaker 1: this yo? They're like, all right, let's get the stomach 573 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,480 Speaker 1: turn and just think. Yeah, I haven't seen that movie 574 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,720 Speaker 1: in a couple of years me either. Although apparently in nature, 575 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,800 Speaker 1: when whales have sex there has to be a third 576 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,960 Speaker 1: whale there to like prop up one of them while 577 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 1: like kinky, Yeah, there's a this is true. This is 578 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,920 Speaker 1: you're just like, no, this is information that I gleaned 579 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,280 Speaker 1: from a joke of a link on Mitra, a very 580 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,440 Speaker 1: funny comic we all know. Check him out. He had 581 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,600 Speaker 1: a joke about whales having sex and how there has 582 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,200 Speaker 1: to be a third to like prop up the other 583 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,880 Speaker 1: ones as they're sucking each other because there's no you're 584 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,520 Speaker 1: you're suspended in water. There's like nothing, there's no like 585 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,680 Speaker 1: headboard to brace yourself again. But they have dicks though, 586 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,920 Speaker 1: that's true, that's so much. Sex is important in everything. 587 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,920 Speaker 1: As we mentioned earlier, sometimes I do have it every 588 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,320 Speaker 1: once in a while. So I think we can draw 589 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,840 Speaker 1: and then draw the conclusion that the movie does not 590 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: pass the Bechdel test, not even not even close. A 591 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,799 Speaker 1: few movies do it, and they like do the very 592 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,399 Speaker 1: bare minimum of them. This one doesn't even try, does 593 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 1: not try at all. So funk this movie not I 594 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:26,279 Speaker 1: mean I really like it. It's I've seen it, you know, 595 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,960 Speaker 1: a dozen times or more, but only on this viewing 596 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,960 Speaker 1: was I like, oh, wow, there's only one lady who 597 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,480 Speaker 1: matters in this story. And I like, so, what do 598 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,160 Speaker 1: you think? It's like a thing where it's like, okay, 599 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 1: so that was just the time, you know, and like 600 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,600 Speaker 1: how now you have like the female Ghostbusters movie, you 601 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,840 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like do you think and like 602 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,279 Speaker 1: how they're trying to make a woman a lead in 603 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,000 Speaker 1: these new Star Wars, you know what I mean. It's 604 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,919 Speaker 1: like the time sucked because I feel like at the time, 605 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,640 Speaker 1: probably no one had a second thought about that, Like 606 00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,279 Speaker 1: that was just for sure. Yeah, the Patriarch they I 607 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,239 Speaker 1: thought it was progressive because I was shooting in the 608 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,800 Speaker 1: movie and she was doing were like, we are breaking 609 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,440 Speaker 1: down bars the pitch meeting. We're going to have a movie. 610 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,239 Speaker 1: But guess what we're gonna put a woman in. It 611 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:19,560 Speaker 1: is very incest forward story, right boundaries being Yeah, he 612 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,600 Speaker 1: was he was doing it all. Yeah, there's some Freudian 613 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:27,440 Speaker 1: ship in there, because it's like like in episode seven, 614 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,759 Speaker 1: Ray is the lead, the Protagon will call her short 615 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:40,160 Speaker 1: for protagonists, an industry term. What movie still very barely 616 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:45,400 Speaker 1: passes the Bechtel test. Really, I haven't seen that she 617 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:50,640 Speaker 1: has a very quick conversation with general requirements of this. 618 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,560 Speaker 1: So the Bechtel test is that there has to be 619 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,760 Speaker 1: two female characters in the movie that ideally both have names, 620 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,799 Speaker 1: that talk about something other than a man in a conversation, 621 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,359 Speaker 1: and that's all. That's all it is. Like, so even 622 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,560 Speaker 1: if there's like something where two women talk about the 623 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,440 Speaker 1: weather for two seconds, like, it technically passes. So it's 624 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,760 Speaker 1: not hard to it's not hard. But most movies don't 625 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 1: pass it because in most cases, if there are even 626 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,240 Speaker 1: two female characters who speak to each other, it's usually 627 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,120 Speaker 1: about a male character or a man in the middle 628 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,480 Speaker 1: or something. They're talking about a man devil wis product 629 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 1: the passes probably like mad they would talk about types 630 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,920 Speaker 1: of right away. I love Man. It was such a 631 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,080 Speaker 1: good movie so much. Only now I'm just seas I 632 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,399 Speaker 1: think a movie like movies, it's not I mean, there's 633 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,360 Speaker 1: what they talk they let the let he just talk 634 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:53,239 Speaker 1: um not many sister yeah, yeah, sisterhood yeah probably. I 635 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:59,520 Speaker 1: haven't seen The Fried Green Tomatoes you ever. I've seen it, 636 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,239 Speaker 1: don't remember well enough to know if it passed through 637 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:06,680 Speaker 1: the flesh, which is funny at the end. Oh almost 638 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:11,400 Speaker 1: a joint with Adam Sandler in the Spanish Lady Spanglish 639 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: good one it passes. Yes, really, I haven't seen it. 640 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,799 Speaker 1: I mean I could see her and our daughter. They 641 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:22,960 Speaker 1: talk about just everything. They're able to list five movies. 642 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,680 Speaker 1: There's a great uh, there's a great episode of Jane 643 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 1: the Virgin. I love Jane the Virgin is bad, but 644 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,839 Speaker 1: it's a good show. But it's bad that I've seen 645 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,600 Speaker 1: it so many times. But they have like a whole 646 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,400 Speaker 1: storyline where the show is like actively trying to pass 647 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,680 Speaker 1: the Bechdel Test all the time, and it almost never does. 648 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,799 Speaker 1: But it becomes just a running joke that they're like, 649 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,600 Speaker 1: it's three main female characters and they never ever passed 650 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,120 Speaker 1: the test. They love those boys. I'm just shying thing 651 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:57,360 Speaker 1: mad women. At some point. There's at least six ladies 652 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: in one of my favorite movies. Leah, Oh well, they 653 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,879 Speaker 1: never talked to each other. Oh shit, okay, because one 654 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,800 Speaker 1: of them is like living in the nineteen fifties or something, 655 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,239 Speaker 1: and the other one is a contemporary. I assumed all 656 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,400 Speaker 1: Meryl Street movies with past, but maybe not Sophie's choice. 657 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,200 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't remember that movie very well either. Um. 658 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,759 Speaker 1: One of my favorite movies is Selman Louise, and that 659 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,960 Speaker 1: passes absolutely. I'm trying to think of Florence Foster Jenkins passes. 660 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,839 Speaker 1: I don't I've seen it, seen it twice. I think 661 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,720 Speaker 1: I'm the only person who's ever seen Florence Foster Jenkins 662 00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,279 Speaker 1: at all. Oh is that the one that came out 663 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,120 Speaker 1: pretty recently where she's like an opera singer but she's 664 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,600 Speaker 1: back with the dude from the Big Bang Theories in it, 665 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,520 Speaker 1: he plays the piano. I don't think it passes anyways. 666 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 1: It's a good movie. I like it cool. What is 667 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,960 Speaker 1: it called floor? Florence Foster Jenkins? Check that out? So, yeah, 668 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,239 Speaker 1: a new Hope falls back because it was no other lady. No, Yeah, 669 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,759 Speaker 1: dang new Hope. Yeah, because some movies come close, it's like, oh, well, 670 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,560 Speaker 1: at least two women talk to each other, but that 671 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:03,759 Speaker 1: doesn't even happen here. She's just poor Leo got no 672 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,960 Speaker 1: other ladies, you know, because sometimes you got to talk 673 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,200 Speaker 1: about your periods. Do you do and just stuff space 674 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:14,799 Speaker 1: ladies have periods, yes, call Lucas Ranch you know. In fact, 675 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,000 Speaker 1: I think that Princess Leia is extraordinarily brave for wearing 676 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,120 Speaker 1: that white cloak all through the movie because she's bleeding 677 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:28,680 Speaker 1: at some point leakage balls. There might be some like 678 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,880 Speaker 1: ultra space, but it might be like so that's what 679 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,839 Speaker 1: I have to say. It might just not even because 680 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,000 Speaker 1: you see how it was given birth with the robots 681 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,879 Speaker 1: and it just wave on the stomach when she had 682 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:45,680 Speaker 1: Lea Luke three. Yeah, so yeah, she's still delivering the 683 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,200 Speaker 1: babies out of her uterus. But they might have some 684 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,640 Speaker 1: weird way to catch out a period blood like a 685 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:56,200 Speaker 1: period to like a probably do something weird when they're 686 00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,960 Speaker 1: I don't want to actually can largely Nope, it's happened 687 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,880 Speaker 1: astronauts large period suppression, which is like just taking hormonal 688 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,480 Speaker 1: birth control so that they don't have their periods anymore. 689 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,520 Speaker 1: But it's kind of like if you're just floating around 690 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:16,040 Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh no, why do that? Just 691 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:20,080 Speaker 1: liary with well, they got to be able to oh yeah, 692 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,240 Speaker 1: how did they is that into like they were diapers 693 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,920 Speaker 1: and they pee into they pee into these like diaper 694 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,920 Speaker 1: things and there's some why do you read all? This 695 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,759 Speaker 1: was in Young Astronauts? Thank you very much? Did you 696 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:41,720 Speaker 1: get to spare door kid? What you are? Such? Every time? 697 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,520 Speaker 1: Every time I learned something news, I was deeper. I 698 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,000 Speaker 1: was in Young Astronauts, I was in Girl Scouts. I 699 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,720 Speaker 1: was in mock Trial. I was in mock Tracks Club. 700 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what you do? Were you a lawyer? Yes? Nice? 701 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,120 Speaker 1: I was an expert witness. I was a psyche lame 702 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,200 Speaker 1: why why do you even the nerd thing? Like it 703 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 1: was an expert with anyway, I was cool. I also 704 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,600 Speaker 1: played soccer. I was like a cool last job. Oh 705 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,400 Speaker 1: my god. I would push you all the time. And 706 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,839 Speaker 1: we were in the same school we were kids. Oh 707 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:23,359 Speaker 1: my god. I absolutely would have been my bully. I 708 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,120 Speaker 1: was like I bullied a lot of people, but I 709 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,919 Speaker 1: was like a loving bully. So like all my all 710 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 1: my bullies like have love for me because I'm like, 711 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,919 Speaker 1: you're a loser. And then I'd like here's a here's 712 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,360 Speaker 1: a cool head, just cool trying to fix it. Like Montage. 713 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 1: I was always like at least some stowe and clueless. Yeah, 714 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,319 Speaker 1: they were always like my ties. Oh okay, that's a 715 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,040 Speaker 1: good comparison. I ran into someone from high school the 716 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,040 Speaker 1: other day. It was bad. She was kind of she 717 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,279 Speaker 1: kind of still bullied me, like two nights ago, and 718 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,680 Speaker 1: she's getting twisted that knife. One time I was doing 719 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,239 Speaker 1: this show and like the one my one saving grades 720 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,319 Speaker 1: in high school was that I was on the dance team. 721 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,879 Speaker 1: Everything else unforcable dance team, okay, and uh, I would 722 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,399 Speaker 1: like I was the co captain with her classic two 723 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,839 Speaker 1: thousand tent very exciting, and then uh, she showed up 724 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,640 Speaker 1: at the show I did in San Francisco the other 725 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,280 Speaker 1: night with her like fiance, and they hated this show, 726 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,800 Speaker 1: like they absolutely hated it. And afterwards they're like, do 727 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,759 Speaker 1: you want to get top us? Which no, but I went. 728 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:32,239 Speaker 1: And then when we were there, her fiance was like, 729 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,080 Speaker 1: so were you guys like best friends in high school? 730 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,560 Speaker 1: And she was like not really, like we worked together 731 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,799 Speaker 1: at times, but like Jamie was doing her own thing, 732 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:49,880 Speaker 1: which is just code for you fucking sucked. It was like, man, still, yeah, 733 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,239 Speaker 1: I mean not wrong, but also why bring it up 734 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,279 Speaker 1: all this time like that? Why did Yeah? Why did 735 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,120 Speaker 1: you show up if you just wanted to tell me 736 00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,080 Speaker 1: I suck. Appreciate the effort though, you know, it's like, 737 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,640 Speaker 1: thanks for supporting live comedy, you know. Yeah cool. So Yeah. 738 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,640 Speaker 1: In conclusion, this movie, uh, we rate it on a 739 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,680 Speaker 1: scale of one to zero to five nipples, and five 740 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,040 Speaker 1: nipples being does a really good job in terms of 741 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:20,240 Speaker 1: treating its female characters. I'll go first. I love this franchise. 742 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,480 Speaker 1: I love Star Wars because there's only one female character 743 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,239 Speaker 1: so in the context, so for this rating purpose, I 744 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:31,279 Speaker 1: will give it to start two nipples and one of 745 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,520 Speaker 1: them and they both belong to Princess Leiah, and they 746 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,759 Speaker 1: are perfect because I like her. This guy weird and 747 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:45,839 Speaker 1: creepy are perfect. I give it one horny for your 748 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,239 Speaker 1: brother nipple good. Ye would you like to write the 749 00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,600 Speaker 1: movie sing? Yeah, I'm thanking how many? Because she was like, 750 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,200 Speaker 1: she was shooting, she was doing stuff, So I can't 751 00:43:55,200 --> 00:44:01,600 Speaker 1: say zero. I'm gonna give it one a half nipples. Yeah, yeah, 752 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,279 Speaker 1: we're pretty pretty ballpark for all of us. Yeah, Like 753 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,920 Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to say too. I think 754 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,080 Speaker 1: that's too much. I gave it. I was too generous. 755 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,520 Speaker 1: Wants to because because you're horny for Leia, I'm giving 756 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,839 Speaker 1: the half like the time that it came out. That's 757 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,759 Speaker 1: what the happ is really like they did. They pushed 758 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,839 Speaker 1: the boundaries for the time they did. Can I say 759 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,160 Speaker 1: that I want to be like the third whale if 760 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,120 Speaker 1: like uh Leiah and Han we're fucking I want to 761 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,920 Speaker 1: be like the other one to prop them up. I 762 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,200 Speaker 1: want to be that set up. No, I just I 763 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,319 Speaker 1: just thought it was I want so much more for you, 764 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,160 Speaker 1: So do I don't? Yeah, like you bet it in 765 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:46,839 Speaker 1: a third hashtag third way? You know what I do? 766 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,520 Speaker 1: Deserve better? Am I getting better? No? I'm not. I'm not. 767 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,880 Speaker 1: You're not a third Well, you're winning the primary. Wells 768 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,520 Speaker 1: you're definitely a primary. Well, let's hope so Well that 769 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,200 Speaker 1: concludes this episode. You can follow us at Bechtel Cast 770 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,719 Speaker 1: on Twitter, like can subscribe to us on iTunes. We're 771 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:09,480 Speaker 1: working on other platforms as well. Well. We'll see. It's 772 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,960 Speaker 1: a slow process. Um, we just don't know. You can, 773 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,560 Speaker 1: we don't know. You can email us if you want 774 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,680 Speaker 1: at the Bechtel Cast at gmail dot com. Sam is 775 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,160 Speaker 1: there anything you want to plug? Where can people find you? Online? 776 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,720 Speaker 1: At Sam s A M J. A y comic Twitter 777 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:30,360 Speaker 1: in Instagram. Nice anything you wanna put out into the world, Jamie. 778 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:35,160 Speaker 1: You can find me at Hamburger Phone. I know. I 779 00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,920 Speaker 1: just hope my my hamster survives the week. That's right. 780 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,960 Speaker 1: Good luck to your hamster. What's his name, her name? 781 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,160 Speaker 1: I don't have a name for it because that gives 782 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,400 Speaker 1: it a level of permanence that I'm not ready to commit. 783 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,880 Speaker 1: You right, and you also called it an it, so 784 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:54,040 Speaker 1: it's genderless as far as I'm concerned. She fucking hates me. 785 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,120 Speaker 1: Oh no, we'll best to luck to you in your hamster. 786 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,360 Speaker 1: You can follow me at Caitlin Darante on Twitter her 787 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,479 Speaker 1: and I think that's it. Thanks for being here, Sam, 788 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,480 Speaker 1: This was a lot of fun. Take care everyone, Bye,