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Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And you know, I

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Speaker 1: love reading the reviews, but your mom left us three stars.

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Speaker 2: What the well, she has a point. It's not that good.

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Speaker 1: Oh listen, could you make up for that? Pleased legs? Five?

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Speaker 1: Is that too needy? Maybe? But the full show starts

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: You know who's in trouble right now? The Chucky Cheese franchise.

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Speaker 1: Oh you mean like they're not making any money.

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Speaker 2: Trouble or yeah, it's they're not in their best spot.

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Speaker 2: It's Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Not only has it

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Speaker 2: passed its heyday, but there was just a horror film

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Speaker 2: called Five Nights at Freddy's. Yeah, singing animatronic animals similar

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Speaker 2: to the ones that Chucky Cheese, but these ones are

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Speaker 2: possessed and it's scaring children everywhere the wire.

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Speaker 1: Children watching that movie like that's on the parents. That

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Speaker 1: is R rated film.

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Speaker 3: In the ogs, we were scared of those animal robots.

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Speaker 1: Wait, that's right, that is right, And what's more scary

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Speaker 1: is what's in the ballpit.

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Speaker 2: So in the news today, the business says they're planning

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Speaker 2: to pivot to something a lot of other companies are trying. Brook,

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Speaker 2: what do you think about signing your kids up for

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Speaker 2: a Chuck E Cheese subscription service.

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Speaker 1: Get out of here.

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Speaker 2: You haven't heard yet.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you no that just like my

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Speaker 1: kids don't even ask, Mom is gonna say no.

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Speaker 2: Listen. The program's designed to function kind of like a

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Speaker 2: season pass where you pay a certain dollar amount per

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Speaker 2: month to get access to different tiers at the fun Center.

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Speaker 2: They've got bronze, silver, and Gold status, kind of like

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Speaker 2: you're boarding a plane.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So next time I wanted ms a girl, I

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Speaker 4: can say I'm a platinum chunky cheese man.

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Speaker 1: What do you get for a gold status at Chuck?

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you get. With gold you get

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Speaker 2: three hundred play points, one thousand E tickets that can

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Speaker 2: be redeemed at the prize wall. Okay, discount on food

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Speaker 2: and drink, and you get to go inside of the

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Speaker 2: tubes before the kids with silver and bronze getch So

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Speaker 2: if there's a kid, you push him out of the

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Speaker 2: way and you say no, no, no, I'm gold status.

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Speaker 5: What color is it?

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Speaker 1: Teach him status?

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Speaker 6: Young?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know how much does it cost? Look at that Brook.

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Speaker 2: You only to pay twenty nine to ninety nine a month,

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Speaker 2: no kid, Yeah, I think it could be worth it.

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Speaker 1: I just have a headache even thinking about walking into

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Speaker 2: You don't want to be the kid with the bronze status.

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Speaker 2: That's like just stuck to one little area of chuck

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Speaker 2: E cheese, not allowed to do anything.

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Speaker 1: My kids are gonna have no status and they're paying

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Speaker 1: full price for one slegs have.

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Speaker 2: To stand outside.

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Speaker 3: Your kids are just playing ski ball.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and go to the window, honey and look in.

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Speaker 2: But they're gonna be upgrading all of their fund centers

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Speaker 2: soon where instead of the animatronic bands, they're going with

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Speaker 1: Why more money into it?

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Speaker 3: I agree, like figure it out like that.

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Speaker 2: It sounds good. It's like a bouncy, g rated yestot.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen Jawaukee.

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Speaker 2: I think they should replace the band with an animatronic

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Speaker 2: digital Jakes shouting out trivia to the massive Let's give

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Speaker 2: them an example of what that would look like. Jay,

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Speaker 2: give it to us.

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Speaker 8: Oh, Gabe, Fast and the Furious has ten films.

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Speaker 9: There have been thirteen.

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Speaker 8: Different live action Batman's, who have one of the most

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Speaker 8: iconic movie franchises of All Time features a classy British

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Speaker 8: spy known to the world as.

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Speaker 9: Double O seven James.

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Speaker 8: Bond, and while he's constantly compared to his American counterpart.

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Speaker 9: Jose Bolano, sank you very much for being well.

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Speaker 8: Dressed and smooth with the ladies, Jose doesn't have the

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Speaker 8: list of films that James does.

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Speaker 9: Since the nineteen sixties, there have been twenty.

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Speaker 8: Five Bond movies that have come out. Wow, some of

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Speaker 8: the titles have become infamous. But do you know them all?

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Speaker 8: We're gonna test your knowledge today in a special shake

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Speaker 8: can not stirred edition of blenty of twenty. I'll give

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Speaker 8: you the title of a possible Bond movie, and you

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to come up with these titles on

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Speaker 3: They have some really random titles.

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Speaker 8: Let's start with Alexis Alexis your Bond title is Live

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Speaker 9: Is that real? Or did I make that up?

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of them, so I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you I've never seen one either.

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Speaker 7: One.

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Speaker 2: I've seen that motivational poster up in the break room before.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen no?

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Speaker 2: Just like that was what the manager has put up

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Speaker 9: The cat hanging to a laundry string.

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Speaker 1: Die, It's real.

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Speaker 9: Alexis says, Live and Let Die is real? It is?

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Speaker 5: That is real.

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Speaker 9: It's from nineteen seventy three.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Lawless logic.

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Speaker 8: Go to Jose to say, your Bond title is Tomorrow

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Speaker 8: Never Dies?

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Speaker 9: Is that real or is that made up?

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Speaker 4: When you know there's a lot of things dying and

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Speaker 1: Will die? Let it die? Tomorrow is gonna die?

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Speaker 3: I think this one is true.

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Speaker 8: Jake Jose says, that's a real title. That is Yeah,

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Speaker 8: that's a real one from nineteen ninety seven.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow Never Dies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, immortality for tomorrow.

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Speaker 9: Brook. Your James Bond title is Dressed to Kill? Is

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Speaker 9: that a real James Bond movie?

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Speaker 2: Do we make that up?

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Speaker 1: God? I mean that is why he dresses up right.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't plan to kill people. He just he just

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Speaker 2: has to murder, like forty.

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Speaker 9: People, they fall on his choice.

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Speaker 3: I just have seventeen hidden.

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Speaker 1: I think he definitely is dressed to kill true.

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Speaker 8: Brook says, that's a real title. That is it is

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Speaker 8: not a real James Bond title. It describes him perfectly,

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Speaker 8: not a title dying your posts fore chest Let's go

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Speaker 8: over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your James Bond title is Balls

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Speaker 8: of Thunder?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 9: Is that real? Did I make that up?

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Speaker 2: I like how you're trying to fool me here, Jake,

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Speaker 2: But I've actually seen that movie James Bond. It's a

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey said, made up. That is made up.

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Speaker 8: The real Bond film is called Thunderball, not Balls of Thunders.

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Speaker 9: Trying to take you up there. Let's go back to Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Your James Bond title is Never Say Never Mind. Is

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Speaker 8: that a real James Bond title? Or is that another

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Speaker 1: There's like twenty something of these. I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 8: Alexis says, that's real? That is that is made up?

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Speaker 8: That's an adult film about a Swedish bikini team. Oh,

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Speaker 8: I'll never tell. The real Bond film is called Never

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Speaker 8: Say Never Again.

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Speaker 9: Oh, let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 8: If you get this wrong, Jeffrey wins, your title is

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Speaker 8: live once to Die Twice?

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Speaker 9: Is that made up? Or is that a real James

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Speaker 3: So much mad?

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Speaker 1: This makes me never want to watch How do you

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Speaker 1: die twice? If you only live once?

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Speaker 3: The next film is like The Square Root of Death.

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Speaker 3: I don't think this is real too much.

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Speaker 9: Mad, Jose said, made up that is? Yeah, it's made up.

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Speaker 2: We're over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 9: Your title is the Spy who Loved Me? Is that real?

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Speaker 9: Or is that made up?

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Speaker 1: This has to be the Shagged Me? Is real?

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Speaker 2: I was thinking I thought this was the Austin Powers.

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Speaker 1: One who Shagged me? Oh yeah, so maybe it was

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Speaker 1: a spoof off of the title.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, James James Bond notoriously does not love, so there

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Speaker 2: can't be any spy who loves anybody there. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say that's made up.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey said, made up that is? That is a real

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Speaker 9: one From nineteen seventy seven.

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Speaker 8: Jose has won the James Bond edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: Well, that means Jose gets to choose who gets shocked.

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Speaker 2: Whoever it is is gonna sing hero by Enrique Iglesias.

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Speaker 3: I picked Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I can be her hero baby. I can't kiss away

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Speaker 9: She said, like a hero baby.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe her.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question.

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Speaker 7: Of the day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You ever thought about how many billion dollar ideas came

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Speaker 2: out messing around. Oh yeah, Like, for example, the idea

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Speaker 2: Gates was doing keg stands while softly microdosing mushrooms with

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Speaker 2: that's what I just wrote on the Microsoft Wikipedia page.

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Speaker 2: I believe.

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Speaker 2: It just shows you never know what stupid conversation is

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Speaker 2: going to spark the next billion dollar business. That's why

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Speaker 2: for our next segment, I've brought in a keg and

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Speaker 2: Bluke is going to be holding our legs as we

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Speaker 2: spin goals for aition of what's on your mind? It's

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Speaker 2: coming up? Isn't it weird that we have one hand

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Speaker 2: to all the useless other hands out there. I would

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Speaker 2: totally high five you with it, but then we both

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Speaker 2: where we use our mouths to say what's been on

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Speaker 2: our minds lately. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook, what's

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Speaker 2: on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my husband has lost his mind? Why

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Speaker 1: adamant that people have the baby on board sticker are

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Speaker 1: is positive that the people who have those stickers are

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Speaker 1: only doing it so they can illegally use the carpool lane.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, duhot, obviously, Michael.

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Speaker 1: It's like first responders, so that if the cargets in

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Speaker 1: That's what I thought.

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Speaker 4: I don't like us so we know if we're gonna

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Speaker 4: speed and cut someone off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought too.

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Speaker 3: You gotta be chill around that car.

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Speaker 1: No, he is certain, and it's gotten to a point

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Speaker 1: where now he hates everyone who has this sticker and like,

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Speaker 3: Heard of it?

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Speaker 4: No, some people are getting bold, Like one guy literally

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Speaker 2: She deserves to feel that.

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Speaker 3: No, So I want you to know I feel bad.

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Speaker 3: If you're listening, I want to give you a hug.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, heck me up.

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Speaker 3: That's a that's a feet of strength on you.

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Speaker 3: If you can, Lindy, you can do whatever you like to.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome. Listener's alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 12: So I've been really jealous lately because I can't always jealous,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's been making money on the side walking

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Speaker 12: She's made five hundred dollars each weekend.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing. I made it the

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Speaker 3: Have you ever done one walk?

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Speaker 1: I got to keep her cheap, you guys. I'm not

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Speaker 2: But it's just a photo of her open mouth kissing

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Speaker 1: She cares too much. I don't know.

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Speaker 13: I don't know if this's how people fee on dating apps.

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Speaker 2: My co hosts know this, but maybe some of the

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Speaker 2: I thought at first, no way, this has to be

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Speaker 1: Will it be like Georges when you get to record

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just learning about all this stuff. So there are

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Speaker 3: Yeahrilegious, But a.

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Speaker 2: Few rabbis say that as long as they convert to

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Speaker 1: Are you willing to do that for him?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Bacon, I don't know if I should

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Speaker 9: If I haven't? All?

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Speaker 2: be It's on my mind, so stay tuned, but text

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Speaker 2: in seventy five nine to tell us what's been on

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Speaker 2: your mind. It's broken jeff in the.

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Speaker 7: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people texting in at seven eight five

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Speaker 2: just shared what's been on ours. Someone said, I have

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Speaker 2: a landline at home. I would love to have Brooks

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Speaker 2: kids call me, because if you missed it. Brooke is

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Speaker 2: now the only person in the city to go backwards

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Speaker 3: We needn't get them prank phone calls. Immediately get them

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Speaker 1: Bro Se I's gonna trade them in how to collect

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Speaker 2: Do something good. We're coming this.

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Speaker 2: Another text says I have a juicy secret for mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: It involves my friend, his wife, his sister, and his daughter,

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Speaker 2: long confession from you. Wo hour three is gonna get

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Speaker 2: says my boyfriend and I were apartment hunting this weekend.

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Speaker 2: One of the people giving us a tour sounded just

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: When it comes to me, Brook is like an elephant.

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Speaker 2: She never forgets it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning

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Speaker 1: It was shocking.

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Speaker 2: It was shocking, brings it up constantly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, I don't, it's straight. It scarred me because

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Speaker 1: just move on Shelso Point Jazz.

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Speaker 2: She also remembers the exact gifts I bought her for

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Speaker 1: I already have an answer. I have a response.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to the list. First. Number six a copy

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Speaker 1: That is so helpful. Really, you just never know when

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Speaker 2: Wrong, I'm miss clippy.

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Speaker 3: I need to go back.

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Speaker 2: Number five a Japanese style hand fan made from plastic forks.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you whip it out.

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Speaker 3: Cool?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but look at you can be cool and eat

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Speaker 2: Number four a set of hand embroidered towels and coasters

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Speaker 1: Can I give you my favorite of my wedding?

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Speaker 2: Real quick?

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Speaker 1: Okay, real quick? It was a hand me down calico

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Speaker 2: Who got you that.

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Speaker 1: Because she had The woman who gave it to me

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Speaker 2: Oh God, I gave you. That's almost as weird as

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Speaker 2: number three on the list. A hot dog toaster just.

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Speaker 1: I just want you to know we're.

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Speaker 2: Watching, and you know what I want to give to

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Speaker 2: all the newly weds who are listening right now, a

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Speaker 2: brand new edition of Laser Stories. That's our gift to you.

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Speaker 2: Coming up next, it's the radio segment that's launching a

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Speaker 2: new pet service called Uggy Buddy, where if you want

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Speaker 2: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

450
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 2: those other cheat just don't. This first laser story is

451
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 2: out of Ohio. A school district went on lockdown last

452
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 2: week when a creepy person was spotting walking around the

453
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Speaker 2: campus and running past the classrooms.

454
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Speaker 1: I don't It's like the worst fear of mine.

455
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Speaker 2: As a Some elementary kids were outside at the time,

456
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: and school officials are being commended for quickly moving them

457
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 2: inside to safety, but not before one child identified the

458
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 2: mystery man and yelled, hey, look everybody, it's Bigfoot.

459
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,359
Speaker 1: We found ye and he's on the campus of a school.

460
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 2: Well, the sasquatch wasn't real, obviously. They later found out

461
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Speaker 2: that it was a parent who was playing a prank

462
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Speaker 2: on his son for his birthday.

463
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Speaker 1: WHOA get that checked out? I mean that's the parent

464
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Speaker 1: that doesn't respond to any of the school emails.

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Speaker 9: You know.

466
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Speaker 2: As row it ended, Bigfoot never got inside the building.

467
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 2: The parent was apprehended by a school resource officer and

468
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: prosecutors are reviewing the case. It's on cos unclear if

469
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 2: they're going to face charges hope. Some people online are

470
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Speaker 2: making light of the situation, saying the school overreacted to

471
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Speaker 2: some innocent fun you check in at the.

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Speaker 1: Desk, Like, literally, you can't enter a school without going up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my son's birthday tomorrow. I'd like to do a prank.

474
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Speaker 3: How can I do this?

475
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 7: Yeah?

476
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 2: Have you want to ruin the surprise? And many others

477
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 2: who have young children themselves say they would not want

478
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: a masked person creeping around their child's school, even if

479
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 2: they knew it was a parent in a costume.

480
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 3: Because the kids don't know either, They're gonna be scared.

481
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Speaker 2: This next Lazer stories out of San Pedro, California, Thirty

482
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Speaker 2: one year old Esteban Prato had been training months for

483
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Speaker 2: his first big marathon race. For preparation, he'd run one

484
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Speaker 2: hundred miles a week.

485
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, and you know what that sounds crazy?

486
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 2: It paid off really because he won the whole thing.

487
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Speaker 1: Goshh imagine winning a marathon. I think that is just nuts.

488
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: On your first try.

489
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Speaker 1: Yes, like I'm just like, would be amazing myself for

490
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Speaker 1: completing it.

491
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 3: I'd be impressed just driving to the marathon.

492
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Speaker 2: He was declared the men's marathon winner, coming in at

493
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Speaker 2: two hours, twenty four minutes and fifty three seconds. Hey achievement,

494
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: but his victory was short lived because after reviewing the

495
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 2: race tapes, officials gave him the bad news that Esteban

496
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: was disqualified.

497
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: Did he skip a route or something.

498
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: He ran the whole route, but apparently he was going

499
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Speaker 2: so fast the volunteers that the water stations weren't even

500
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 2: completely set up yet, so they had nothing ready for him. Oh,

501
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 2: he'd have to pass with no water. That's when his

502
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 2: biggest fan knew he had to help out. His father

503
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 2: jumped on his own bike with a bottle of water

504
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: and chased after his son.

505
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Speaker 1: That's so cute.

506
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Speaker 2: He was able to catch up to him around mile fifteen,

507
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Speaker 2: and that's when Esteban took a sip and apparently receiving

508
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,479
Speaker 2: water from a spectator, even if it's his dad, is

509
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 2: not allowed, and Esteban was officially booted from the race.

510
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Speaker 1: Whooo sad we petition.

511
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 2: Afterwards, he told the media that he's disappointed regarding the

512
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 2: decision since it wasn't his fault. There was no water

513
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 2: set up on the course, But he'll try to move

514
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Speaker 2: past it and look forward to his next race without

515
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: his dad, of.

516
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Speaker 4: Course, but he could have given his son steroids and

517
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 4: that's why his mile is so good.

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00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

519
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 3: End of the day, I say prosecute.

520
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 2: His next leasure story is out of China. It's not

521
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 2: unusual to get a Chinese knockoff product online, but some

522
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 2: feel the counterfeiting's gone too far with the newest stunt,

523
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 2: one that a zoo is pulling the ties. How zoo

524
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: and Jingsu Province decided to try to pass dogs off

525
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 2: as pandas by simply dyeing their coats white and black.

526
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 2: We want to play with that. We got the pictures

527
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 2: up on our Insta stories. What do you think, bro,

528
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 2: Because Jose believes they are actually pandas.

529
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Speaker 1: They look like tiny pandas, but they are like dogs.

530
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's for sure, very fluffy.

531
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Speaker 2: They're chow chow dogs. Those are the big haired breed

532
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 2: from northern China, and the zoo now has four of

533
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 2: them running around in an enclosure pretending to be baby

534
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 2: panda bears.

535
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: I mean they died the fur exactly like a panda bear.

536
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 1: I don't know why the US news are doing this

537
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: since they actually can't imagine.

538
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 3: The lions and it's like a kitten with a little

539
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 3: lion made that.

540
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 2: Would be so cute. They did a really good job,

541
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 2: and they unveiled them on May first, thinking nobody would notice.

542
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 2: But everyone did, and pictures of the pups quickly went

543
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 2: viral on social media.

544
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Speaker 1: Why is it eating out of a dog bowl?

545
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: They only eight bamboo While the zoo did worry about backlash. Surprisingly,

546
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: there's been a non stop line since the fake pandas

547
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 2: have gone viral. They're now more popular than the real pandas.

548
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 2: After zoo over fifteen years, Panda So officials say they're

549
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Speaker 2: gonna keep them. Plus they claim that the paint is

550
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 2: one hundred percent safe and swears the dog panda's makeovers

551
00:26:56,560 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 2: are humane, using only natural dyes on their first I just.

552
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 1: Also noticed in the picture there's an actual doghouse in

553
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: the background. Do you see that? I mean it may

554
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: have been a house, but yeah, that's what pandas live

555
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: in in the natural environment.

556
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: I love dog bones. Next the stories out of the

557
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 2: Friendly Skies, a travel site called one mile at a time.

558
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 2: Did a big ride up on how to go number

559
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: two on planes? Kind of gross, but this does happen

560
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 2: occasionally nature calls long half and they try to avoid it.

561
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 2: But they wanted to know the ideal time to go.

562
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: If you have to go, okay, because you don't want

563
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: to hold it up. It looks so sketchy if you

564
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: go back there and you're in the stall for so long.

565
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: I always feel like people are gonna know you.

566
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 2: So here here's their advice. The worst times to go

567
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 2: are just after takeoff, right after they serve food, and

568
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 2: right before you land. Those are all high traffic times

569
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Speaker 2: for airplane lavatories.

570
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Speaker 4: Almost to go, Yeah, I'm like, okay, just date time

571
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom.

572
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: The best time to go is just before they start

573
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Speaker 2: serving food.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that the same as takeoff?

575
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Speaker 3: Kind of It's like after take off before.

576
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Speaker 2: Twenty after takeoff three reasons. Number one, other passengers will

577
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 2: be in their seats so they don't miss the food

578
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: in the drinks okay. Number two, the crew won't be

579
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: sitting in the galley and have to hear you punishing

580
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,719
Speaker 2: the poor toilet. And number three, once the carts are

581
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 2: in the aisles. People can't get up to use the bathroom,

582
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: so that's your best shot at having no one waiting outside.

583
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 2: I see you get as much time as you want

584
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: in all the privacy in the world.

585
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: You're pressure.

586
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you follow that advice, you're good. I

587
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: just wish this guy would listen, because last time he

588
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 2: was on a plane he had five jack and cokes

589
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 2: and then use the ice bucket on the drink cart

590
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 2: at his own little waiting pool.

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00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 9: Super cute.

592
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 2: But yeah, that sound means Laser Stories has come to

593
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 2: an end for the day. We'll do it again the

594
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: same time.

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00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 7: On Friday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

596
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: In school, remember learning about all like the big defining

597
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 2: battles in world history, kind of the Battle of Gettysburg, Okay, yeah,

598
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: Battle of Yorktown.

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00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 2: But my question, where's the chapter on the Battle of

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00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 2: the Tinder dates.

602
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: It's yet to be written, Jeffrey, to be written.

603
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 2: I look through dozens of school textbooks. Not one of

604
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,959
Speaker 2: them mentions it. Are they trying to erase our proud

605
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: dating history? The impressionable minds.

606
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to write Nora's fourth grade teacher right now.

607
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: They need to make the book so I can burn it.

608
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, don't tell me it's not a real battle.

609
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 2: I know it's real because we hear it every week

610
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 2: right here on our show. Make sure your kids are

611
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: listening so they can educate themselves on the truth.

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00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 9: The truth.

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00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 2: It's a brand new Battle of the Tinder Dates coming up,

614
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 2: Hopeless Theaters.

615
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 13: One dating app, then there's you guys swipe right.

616
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Speaker 7: The question is whose love life is more tragic. It's

617
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Speaker 7: Battle of the Tinder Dates.

618
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: It's the dating game show so hot it makes Love

619
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Speaker 2: Island feel like Barney and Friends. Yeah, it's Battle of

620
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners square off

621
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Speaker 2: to find out whose love life is the most tragic.

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Speaker 2: We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first

623
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Speaker 2: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she devours more

624
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 2: men per year than all of the sharks off the

625
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 2: coast of Florida, and that's why the boys call her

626
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: Miami Annie.

627
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm Atia fan.

628
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 2: And in the other corner, her go to drink order

629
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: is a Long Island iced tea for her left hand

630
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 2: and a thirty ounce glass of pure vodka for her right.

631
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: Double fisting Christen, what's up going over here.

632
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: I hope you're sober ish, right, no, right now?

633
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, not by the end of this segment, though.

634
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by

635
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,239
Speaker 2: telling one of their worst date stories. The other one

636
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: try and come back and counter with the nightmare story

637
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 2: of their own. We're going back and forth for three

638
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 2: rounds until we declare a winner. Let's get started with

639
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: Miami Annie, Let's go.

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00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 14: So I went home with this guy once and found

641
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 14: out that he had a strange little hobby, uh making

642
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 14: figurines out.

643
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 13: Of noodle what?

644
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 2: Oh like, okay, were they cool?

645
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 14: Or he actually made a couple figures and scenarios of us.

646
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's romantic.

647
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 15: Gosh yeah, romantic.

648
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 14: Strang we're like holding hands. And I thought of offensive

649
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 14: because he's like day make him. And then I was

650
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 14: just these big ravioli.

651
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: I thought you were his noodle mus.

652
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 2: Double and Christen.

653
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 15: So my tinder date planned a picnic date in the

654
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 15: middle of this flower field.

655
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 16: That's cool.

656
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 15: It was really really pretty, except that he had such

657
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 15: bad allergies the entire time. He could not stop sneezing.

658
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: The entire day, red eyes, all of it.

659
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 15: And I told him we should leave, but then he

660
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 15: wanted to power through it, even though he did forget

661
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 15: his allergy medicine.

662
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm fine, fine, And.

663
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Speaker 15: So at the end, stuff was coming out of his

664
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 15: nose and he still all try to make out with me.

665
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: You know, he thought maybe you wouldn't notice.

666
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 3: He's like, where are you?

667
00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: I want to kiss you and throwing it back to you.

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00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 13: Yes, okay.

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00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 14: So I went to an aquarium for a date with

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00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 14: this guy and we're walking through the exhibits and then

671
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 14: out of nowhere, he gets really excited and tells me

672
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 14: he can speak whale speak wayo and I kind of laughed,

673
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 14: thinking it was a joke. But then but then for

674
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 14: the next hour I got to watch and listen to

675
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 14: him get close and do a loud whale cry for

676
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 14: every animal that was swimming in the tank.

677
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 7: Oho.

678
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow. I like that he is multi lingual.

679
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 2: But let's keep going, Kristen, can you counter?

680
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 15: So this guy we went to his concert together and

681
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 15: at one point he holds up a sign and the

682
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 15: whole crowd starts booming me why I see them put

683
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 15: the screen on with his sign saying she just cheated

684
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 15: on me, and it pointed to me, what, Yeah.

685
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: You guys are on the first date. Like, I don't

686
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: get it. Why would he do that?

687
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 15: He talked to me after saying sorry, he just needed

688
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 15: to meet the singer and that was the only way.

689
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see.

690
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, gotta respect the man for his game.

691
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure the singer felt so bad for him and

692
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: invited him backstage, and they're now in a loving relationship.

693
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 2: That's how Taylor Swift ended up with Travis Kelsey. Oh

694
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: what a fun story. We're onto the third and final round.

695
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 2: We need your best stories here, lady. So Annie, what

696
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 2: have you got?

697
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 11: So?

698
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 14: One time I asked to Stay about his most recent

699
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 14: past relationship, like how long they were together? Gathering information,

700
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 14: normal questions, Yeah, and he said he couldn't remember, which

701
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 14: was weird. But instead of moving on, he decided it

702
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 14: was a good idea to FaceTime his ex to ask

703
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 14: her that question.

704
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 2: All right, he genuinely couldn't remember. How did that go?

705
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 5: Well?

706
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 14: She said two years? And then after that he decided

707
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 14: that it was a good idea to them turned the

708
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 14: phone to me across the table so I could ask

709
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 14: her anything I want.

710
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 6: You ask.

711
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure she gave a glowing review.

712
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 14: Well by that time, I was pretty over it. So

713
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 14: I asked if I should leave now or after dinner,

714
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 14: and she said leave.

715
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: Now that advice.

716
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, you actually left?

717
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 14: Oh I left?

718
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 13: Yeah right there.

719
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: I mean, if your facetide he tells you to do it.

720
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a red flag.

721
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 2: It means double fist and Christen, this is your last shot.

722
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 15: A guy told me that he had a date idea

723
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 15: of something that I've never done before. We met at

724
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 15: a private airport.

725
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

726
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 15: Maakes me through these doors until we're walking out onto

727
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 15: the tarmac and I'm excited. I'm thinking we're getting out

728
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 15: of private jet or something. And then he hands me

729
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 15: about and some of those hands there and told me

730
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 15: his friend is landing soon and it'll be funny to

731
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 15: direct his plane.

732
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: Mom, let's crash the sessana into a building.

733
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 1: It hilarious. God, all I was taking is a spread?

734
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: Has a private plane? Is that bad?

735
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 2: The friend?

736
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 7: All right?

737
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 2: There was the final bell that means the match is over, judges,

738
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 2: we have to score it. So alexis, I'm gonna.

739
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: Go Christian for the allergy picnic got one for Kristen Brook. Really,

740
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: I can't get over the whale cries at the aquarium

741
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: with Annie.

742
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,240
Speaker 2: So that's all tied up, Jose, you get the final choice.

743
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 3: Whale cries are the best. Annie, you win.

744
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: Congratulation Mimi, Annie, your dating life is so traumatic that

745
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 2: our listeners are gonna need therapy after this.

746
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 7: Congratulations, incredible, queen of the dating trauma.

747
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: That's right the ocean where that crowd crowd girl on behalf.

748
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 2: Of everyone here at Brook and Jeffrey. That means good

749
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 2: job in Wales. Text in seventy nine too. If you

750
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 2: want to hear in the next battle of the tender dates,

751
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 2: your phone TAP's coming up.

752
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

753
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: One of our listeners asked if we could help cheer

754
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 2: up his friend because apparently his car got stolen from

755
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 2: right out in front of his place theater day, so

756
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: he's been understandably upset about that. Is it even possible

757
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: to make someone feel better after something like that happens?

758
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 2: Maybe if we call him up and ask questions about

759
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: the vehicle that suggests we might have taken it, you'll

760
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 2: hear his reaction in your phone tap right now.

761
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 4: An Hello, Hi, I saw a post on the app

762
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 4: next door about a stolen car.

763
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 2: Is this Patrick, Ah, yes, this is yeah.

764
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 5: Yeah I made that post.

765
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 16: Hey, I'm so sorry that happened.

766
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 4: Man.

767
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, me too. It's been pretty weird couple of days.

768
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 16: I bet you know. As neighbors, we all got to

769
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 16: pull together.

770
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 6: Yeah.

771
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 4: I live a few blocks down from where you live.

772
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 4: Uh so I noticed the col like right away, I

773
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 4: noticed the picture.

774
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 5: That's great, man, Yeah you've got any information.

775
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 4: Hypothetically, Let's say I found it at the end of

776
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 4: the cul de sac, like a few blocks away from

777
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 4: where your house is, and it still had the key

778
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 4: in it. Okay, okay, I'm wondering if the check engine

779
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 4: light was on and it needed oil, what kind of

780
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 4: oil would your car take?

781
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 16: Do you remember.

782
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 5: What?

783
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 10: Uh?

784
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 5: What are you talking about? How does that help you

785
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 5: find my car?

786
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 4: Let's just say hypothetically, right, because I'm going to keep

787
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 4: my eyes out on it for you. All right, I'm

788
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 4: gonna we're gonna find it together.

789
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 5: I appreciate that.

790
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 4: But do you think it's synthetic oil or maybe you

791
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 4: know semisynthetic kind of a convention situation. I tried to

792
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 4: look up the model online, but it was really really confusing.

793
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm having trouble understanding how knowing what kind

794
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 5: of oil my car takes is helping you find my

795
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 5: car for me.

796
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, I could always figure that out on

797
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 4: my own if I ever found it.

798
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 5: Hypathetically, Is there is there anything else that you wanted

799
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 5: to ask me or maybe tell me?

800
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's say hypothetically the person who finds it doesn't

801
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 4: really like that green color you have. They want to

802
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 4: change it so people won't recognize it. What color would

803
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 4: you change it to?

804
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 5: I'm sorry what I mean?

805
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 4: Maybe something you wouldn't even recognize yourself.

806
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 5: What you know, where is it that you said you

807
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 5: lived again?

808
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 6: Oh?

809
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, in your neighborhood.

810
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 4: You just go back to the left and then right

811
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 4: with the cul de sac where the where the tree?

812
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 2: Uh?

813
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 16: You know where they find a lot of lost cars.

814
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 5: No, I don't think I've ever heard of that area.

815
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 5: That might have been the first place that I look.

816
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I find they find cars all the time in

817
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 4: that area that I live in.

818
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 16: Definitely, really, yeah, I totally.

819
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 5: Maybe I'll pay the visit. Maybe I'll come over.

820
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't want to inconvenience in neighbor. Let

821
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 4: me do all the dangerous work on the car down

822
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 4: you just sit tight.

823
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 5: Man, that's really neighborly of you. Yeah, thank you, But

824
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 5: you know I insist, don't. Why don't I swing by?

825
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 5: Oh way, Well we'll feel closer, you know, we'll be

826
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 5: more connected for finding my car. Yeah, that you hypothetically

827
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 5: will help.

828
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 2: Me find good good idea.

829
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 4: If you come over, though, Let's meet out more on

830
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 4: the street side, as close.

831
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 16: To my garage.

832
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 4: I got a big project I'm working on in there.

833
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 4: Can't look inside, not the garage at least not in

834
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 4: the or the shed or the shed. There's carts in

835
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 4: the shed for the project happening in the garage.

836
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 5: Man, do you want to just cut the crap and

837
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 5: tell me what's really going on?

838
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

839
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 5: Because I know that you have my car?

840
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 2: Wow, why would you even think that?

841
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 5: I don't know? Hypothetically, I must have two brain cells.

842
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:09,439
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa.

843
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, let's step back hypothetically for a second.

844
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 5: No, let's hypothetically not okay, let's absolutely well.

845
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 4: Let's hypothetically say your best friend set you up for

846
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 4: this prank phone call and you're on the radio right now.

847
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 5: Just a joker. I don't know what the fuck you're

848
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 5: going on about.

849
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 4: Okay, No, it's pronounced Jose almost. It's not Joker, it's Jose.

850
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 4: I'm on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

851
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 4: the Morning. Wait doing a phone tap on you?

852
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 5: Wait, what what's going on?

853
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 9: I'll say it again.

854
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 4: This is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and

855
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. We have nothing to do with

856
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 4: your car. Your best friend Kyle set you up.

857
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Kyle.

858
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 7: Man.

859
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so sorry. Kyle told us it's a really

860
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 4: bad situation. He just wanted to like make you smile

861
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 4: a little bit. Man, I'm sorry.

862
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm smiling now. But good gave me a heart

863
00:41:59,320 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 5: attack first.

864
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, he wanted us to give you a heart

865
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 16: attack then smile. I forgot the orders.

866
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 5: Hypothetically, I don't even not even hypothetically. I think I

867
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 5: actually want to kick his I'll help.

868
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,280
Speaker 16: You, I mean hypothetically, like the police ask.

869
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 7: The week of every morning was fun Tabs weekday mornings

870
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 7: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

871
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 2: It's one thing to try to pick someone up at

872
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: a bar or even at a coffee shop. Yeah, it's

873
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 2: a whole different beast, though, trying to pick someone up

874
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 2: on public transportation. WHOA, I just googled how do you

875
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: guys approach an attractive woman on a bus?

876
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: Google answers everything. If I trusted Jeffy, the.

877
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 2: Top suggestion was ask her for directions. I don't know

878
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 2: about that one. Number two was ask if you can

879
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 2: borrow some fair money?

880
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 13: Oh wow.

881
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: Number three, be chivalrous and ask if you can clean

882
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 2: up the puke next to her with your T shirt.

883
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 2: That is clearly there's no easy way to do it,

884
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: and it might be even tougher if it's a girl

885
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 2: who wants to ask the guy out. So how did

886
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 2: our girl? How did our listener handle that situation? She

887
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 2: had a full proof plan and it got her a date.

888
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your second date update, next

889
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 2: second date update. Everybody has a different romantic strategy when

890
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 2: they're out and they see somebody they're attracted to. Okay,

891
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: like jose will name drop himself before breaking down the

892
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: diet and migration patterns of Pacific. Soft shell claims as.

893
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 7: We can't.

894
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: Because it turns.

895
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 3: Not the worst part. But I know a lot about fish.

896
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 1: Okay, we got why did you?

897
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: Alexis will shake her empty white clock hand in your direction.

898
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: Hoping you'll buy her a new one.

899
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: Do you like Shy I have today?

900
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 2: And Brooke, well, she's married.

901
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: Wink.

902
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 2: I am not interested whatsoever. Wink win. And she is

903
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,959
Speaker 2: definitely not going to leave her hotel room unlocked, droom

904
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 2: three oh seven. Wink wink wink.

905
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 3: Why does even the doorstop?

906
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 2: So again, guys, don't dm us Brook is not available.

907
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 2: Who is available is actually one of our listeners, Josie.

908
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 2: And apparently she has a different strategy when it comes

909
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 2: to meeting a guy. Josie, welcome to the show.

910
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 13: Hi, thank you so much for having me.

911
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 1: Are you right now, Josie?

912
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 13: I winking No, no, don't.

913
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 1: Secret codes only leads to trouble.

914
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: Brook would know, So tell us about the guy. Apparently

915
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 2: you met someone when you were out recently. Who is it?

916
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 13: Yeah? So his name is Benjamin and I actually believe

917
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 13: it or not met him on the train.

918
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, like a long trip train or just like

919
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 1: in town subway situation.

920
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 13: In town subway situation, because that's how I get to

921
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 13: and from work.

922
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 3: All right, Oh god, got it?

923
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 2: So did you pull the Brook move of leaving the

924
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 2: hotel room card like a dot on the chair.

925
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 1: She's going to work.

926
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: Get out.

927
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 2: You said, he said that you have a strategy. I'm

928
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 2: wondering what it is.

929
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 13: Yes, so not quite that. But here's what I have learned.

930
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 6: All.

931
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 13: I've noticed that the way that I can gauge if

932
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 13: someone's like attracted to me is if I get as

933
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 13: close as possible to them without actually interacting with them.

934
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: I'm really hoping that the train that you're on is crowded,

935
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: crazy woman, just.

936
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 2: In there's forty empty seats and you're standing right next

937
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 2: to it.

938
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 13: I think I'm subtle enough. I hope I'm subtle. I

939
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 13: don't know. We'll find out.

940
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so how does that work?

941
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 10: Well?

942
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 13: Okay, so I've been on the train with him a

943
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 13: bunch of times.

944
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: So you've noticed him before.

945
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 13: Interesting, okay, Okay, So the first time I decided to

946
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 13: use my strategy, I got close to him enough but

947
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 13: not enough where he and I can make eye contact, right,

948
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 13: and ignored him.

949
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: Okay, and ignore him.

950
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 3: Closer like we're in the same now but not.

951
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, And why don't you say anything?

952
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 2: Desperate people open their mouths and actually speak like Hi, Yeah, Okay,

953
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 2: you gotta let the target come to you, Okay, exactly.

954
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 13: I feel it's all about the visibility.

955
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: How many rides until you got close?

956
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 13: So okay, the second rides got a little bit closer

957
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 13: than the third ride. I sat right next to him.

958
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: O M.

959
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 2: It's like those cat videos where they like paying away

960
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 2: for a second and you pan back your cat a

961
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 2: little bit closer, a little bit closer.

962
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 3: On his back.

963
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 7: And then.

964
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,479
Speaker 1: Were you sitting at his lap by this time?

965
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 13: Not quite, but I'm sitting right next to him.

966
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 2: Did he notice you?

967
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 13: Then he noticed my jacket?

968
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: How do you know?

969
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 13: He complimented me on my jacket? He said, Hey, nice jacket.

970
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 13: I like that jacket.

971
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 2: Oh what do you say?

972
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 13: I said, thank you? And continue to ignore.

973
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: It, and continue to adore, ignore him, ignore him. Wait,

974
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: he's gonna think you don't like him, like that was

975
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: your opening? You have headphones on? Are you just sitting

976
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: there in silence facing forward?

977
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 13: At this point I knew that there was interest. So

978
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 13: then when I saw him the next time, he asked

979
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 13: me if I wanted to get coffee?

980
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 7: What?

981
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 3: WHOA?

982
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: So he had spoken one sentence to you prior.

983
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 13: Well, then he said a little bit like, okay, it's

984
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 13: you again, you know, like.

985
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 2: A little small I mean, this is going to help

986
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 2: people in real life. This is how you meet people

987
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 2: in the real world.

988
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 3: Now you can't playing hard to get like what happens next?

989
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 2: At this point? Do you give in?

990
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 13: At this point, I just prefaced by letting him know

991
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 13: how incredibly busy I am. I could maybe squeeze him

992
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 13: in after work.

993
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you don't want to know that you've been

994
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,439
Speaker 2: slowly like stalking him, getting closer and closer to him

995
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 2: on the.

996
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 1: Train, and that your heart's about to explode because the

997
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: guy you just crush it on finally asked you out right. Okay,

998
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 1: so did you go after work?

999
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 10: Yes?

1000
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 13: So we met at the train station and yeah, it

1001
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 13: was a it was a quick fifteen minute situation.

1002
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 2: Why so quick probably because the train was coming.

1003
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 13: So I noticed that, like he is kind of I

1004
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 13: guess inexperienced, it seems.

1005
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: Why do you say that?

1006
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 13: Because he was he's seeing a little uncomfortb you know,

1007
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 13: like he didn't know what to do.

1008
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Well.

1009
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 2: Maybe that was confusing for him in its own right

1010
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: because he was so used to you being cold inn before.

1011
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 2: But I'm assuming that you guys exchange numbers after that

1012
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 2: and have stayed in touch. So what's the latest.

1013
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:22,919
Speaker 13: So we did exchange numbers, but now whenever I see him,

1014
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 13: he's acting strange. He's acting like it never happened.

1015
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh interesting, and you're okay with the inexperienced part.

1016
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: It sounds like I kind of.

1017
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 13: Thought it was cute, you know, like she just doesn't

1018
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 13: look like he's been on a ton of dates, which

1019
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 13: you know is actually a good thing because like a

1020
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 13: lot of the guys on the app seem like May's

1021
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 13: been on three a day day.

1022
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 2: Maybe he was just really really nervous on that first

1023
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 2: date and had been looking forward to it just as

1024
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 2: much as you were. Yeah, so maybe he's been waiting

1025
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 2: and trying to figure out the right way to contact you.

1026
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 2: We're just gonna jump in and do it for him.

1027
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 2: We're gonna call him and try and get you your

1028
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 2: second date update right after this Appreciate hold on second

1029
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 2: date update. They say sometimes silence speaks louder than words. Yeah,

1030
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 2: never understood that, but yeah, and Josie, it's not just

1031
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 2: a quote. That's her entire seduction strategy. Get physically close

1032
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,720
Speaker 2: to a guy and then just completely ignore him until

1033
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 2: he falls in love with you. And now I understand

1034
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: why Whenever I try to ignore Brooke at work, she

1035
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 2: just wants to talk to me more and more and more,

1036
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 2: flagging me down, asking me all sorts of questions to.

1037
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: Talk to you, I only said, how is your weekend?

1038
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 2: All up in my business? All over again. And that's

1039
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 2: how one of our listeners, Josie, met a guy named

1040
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 2: Benjamin on the train not too long ago. Over the

1041
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 2: course of several trips, she got closer and closer and

1042
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: closer to him till she was basically in his lap

1043
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 2: on a coffee date right before their next train. And

1044
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 2: I can feel Brooks staring at me this entire time,

1045
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: wanting to say something. What is it, Broke, What do

1046
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 2: you want?

1047
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm just listening to what you're Okay, talk so much.

1048
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 1: Just get to the point.

1049
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: Okay, my point has been made that he's not calling

1050
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:17,919
Speaker 2: her back.

1051
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the bad point.

1052
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,919
Speaker 2: Yes, Now what would you like to say?

1053
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. How are you feeling, Josie? No, obviously

1054
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: she's not back.

1055
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to talk to if she wants to listen.

1056
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 2: She's ignoring you.

1057
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 6: Now.

1058
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: I want to know, like, is she nervous or does

1059
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: she think like they only spent fifteen minutes together. I

1060
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: don't know what can go so wrong in fifteen minutes.

1061
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 2: Don't downplay her amazing date broke, that's really rude.

1062
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 1: I'm just done with you. You can talk.

1063
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 13: Call the guy, Yes, call the guy, Call the guy.

1064
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: Feel well, I like to, you know, have meaningful conversations

1065
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 2: and dive into people's feelings. All right, now, we'll just

1066
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 2: get right to business and called Benjamin. I'm gonna dial

1067
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 2: his number of Well, see if he answers. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

1068
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 2: is this Benjamin.

1069
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 6: As this?

1070
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 11: Uh?

1071
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 2: This is a not just one person, a whole radio show.

1072
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 2: The phone wanting to talk.

1073
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: To Welcome to the show.

1074
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 6: Uh, good morning. What's going on?

1075
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: Well, we're doing something called a second date update because

1076
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 2: one of our listeners has been trying to get a

1077
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 2: hold of you and apparently she wants to see you

1078
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,439
Speaker 2: again on a real date.

1079
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1080
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: I don't know the right way to say this.

1081
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: That makes sense like they only went You only went

1082
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: to coffee for fifteen minutes with her.

1083
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1084
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure if you would consider this a date

1085
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 2: or not. There's a girl from the train named Josie.

1086
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,919
Speaker 6: Uh are you sure it's a date?

1087
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 10: Uh?

1088
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 6: I know go from the train named Josie.

1089
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I didn't want to label it a date,

1090
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 2: but apparently you guys have hung out, seen each other

1091
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 2: a few times and had coffee together.

1092
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 3: That's the date we're referring.

1093
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I mean we write the same train line and.

1094
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're in a relationship.

1095
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: Okay, did Why didn't you consider the coffee meet up

1096
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: a date?

1097
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 7: Well?

1098
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 6: I guess, like technically, like we made an appointment or

1099
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 6: like a time to see each other.

1100
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 2: A lot of people would see that as two people

1101
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 2: meeting up and having a drink or whatever together. That's

1102
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:29,919
Speaker 2: considered a date.

1103
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean like normally there's sort of like,

1104
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 6: I guess date vibes if you will.

1105
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't get any d vibes friendly.

1106
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 6: Well, I just didn't even know they were supposed to

1107
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 6: be chemistry there. So the deal is, my mom's birthday

1108
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 6: is coming up, and I know this is it's like

1109
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:52,959
Speaker 6: a weird intro. But this girl has like, I don't

1110
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 6: know how to describe it other than like a very

1111
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 6: similar style to my mom.

1112
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: What did you just say, Josie has a similar style

1113
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: to your mom.

1114
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw up.

1115
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 1: I cannot.

1116
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 2: Let's hear him out.

1117
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 6: Maybe not like in a like just a I noticed

1118
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 6: she was wearing this jacket that my mom has the

1119
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 6: exact same one of Oh not the jacket.

1120
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:20,359
Speaker 1: We get Ross is just insulting. Yeah's not into her.

1121
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Speaker 2: It's okay. Josie mentioned us that you brought up her

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00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 2: jacket looking really nice when you guys are on the

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Speaker 2: train together. Is that what you're talking about?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I noticed her on the train a couple

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00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 6: of times, and I swear they must shop up at

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00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 6: the same place. And so I'm like, no, I don't

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Speaker 6: know where to get a gift for my mom, and

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00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 6: so I was just gonna pick her brain on like

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00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 6: where she's shot.

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00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: No, this was an information like where's the Talbots?

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00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 6: Oh, that might be a good place to go.

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Speaker 2: Did you tell Josie during the coffee experience that you

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00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 2: were looking to buy a gift for your mother or

1135
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 2: you just information gathering.

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00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 6: I don't know if I mentioned specifically that we talked

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00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 6: about like where she shopped, and like, I mean it

1138
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 6: was brief, like okay, that's why I like, well you

1139
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 6: said date, I don't really think of it as a date.

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00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 2: All right. Wow, somebody who may have seen it as

1141
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,919
Speaker 2: a little bit more than that is Josie, who unfortunately

1142
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: has been listening to this entire conversation. Benjamin. She's on

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00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 2: the other line.

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00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 6: I mean, hello, you've never seem interested.

1145
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 2: Hello, that's Josie. Joe.

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00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 13: That's like so offensive.

1147
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,240
Speaker 5: And my mom's cool.

1148
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no.

1149
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 13: No, your mom is cool.

1150
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 2: It's possible maybe his mom is some sort of model.

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00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 13: Why didn't you just ask me where I got the

1152
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 13: jacket when you complimented me on it and.

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00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 6: That jacket jacket?

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00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 2: Okay, that's kind of funny. He was probably taking your

1155
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 2: feelings into consideration by not bringing that up.

1156
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: I bet his mom was really like, maybe a teenager

1157
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 1: when she had him, so she's very young.

1158
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's the product of a teenage pregnancy.

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00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 6: That's not true, Okay, bohemian style. I don't know what

1160
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 6: you would call it.

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00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 1: Okay, that's okay, that's true. At no point, people, you know.

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00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 2: What Josie probably wants to hear from you, Benjamin, is

1163
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 2: an apology of some sort.

1164
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 6: Why what did I do?

1165
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 2: Well? You said that she has the style of your mom?

1166
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 6: Would you rather my mom has your style?

1167
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 10: I don't know, No, you Okay, can we get off

1168
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 10: the whole I dressed like his mom, saying okay, I

1169
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 10: think that's been established.

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00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 13: I was genuinely like interested. You seemed like a really

1171
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 13: nice guy, and you just seemed like you were a

1172
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,280
Speaker 13: little bit experienced inexperience rather so now I just feel

1173
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 13: like an idiot.

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00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 1: Hell well, I think it is inexperienced. I mean find

1175
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: gifts for his mom.

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00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think I'm an experienced blake. You didn't

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00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 6: give off any signs of like, hey, let's go have

1178
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 6: a date.

1179
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 13: Why do you think I wanted to have coffee with you?

1180
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 2: She was playing hard to get with you.

1181
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 6: She didn't even want to have coffee with me. It

1182
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 6: was like point, She's like, maybe I can fit you in.

1183
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 6: I was just like, well, perfect, I doesn't need like.

1184
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 2: Between the lines that means she likes you.

1185
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,439
Speaker 13: Telling you that I'm going to make time for you

1186
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 13: should be indicative of interest you.

1187
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: You need to be real.

1188
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 6: Clear, I don't have that, Dakoda. Rig I thought you

1189
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 6: were just like literally busy.

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00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: I mean she obviously you know now that she likes you, right, Like,

1191
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: it's very clear.

1192
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so put all the mom stuff aside. Do you

1193
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 2: see her like as a potential romantic interest for you.

1194
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 6: I haven't really even thought about it. Like, all I

1195
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 6: can do is like picture my mom's clothes.

1196
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 2: That could be sexy in something Jack could.

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00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 6: Be No, it's not like that.

1198
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm doing more damage than I am helping.

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00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: Did you like, donate the jacket and then maybe get something.

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00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 13: I'm not changing my wardrobe because of him.

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00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 6: No, you shouldn't change it. I mean, you look amazing

1202
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 6: at it. I was serious for a Complimentager.

1203
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: She's never going to be able to wear that jacket again.

1204
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 2: Just so you know, she'll find something out even hotter

1205
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:38,479
Speaker 2: to wear on your first official day that we we're

1206
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 2: going to send you on it and pay for the day.

1207
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 2: If you want to do this, Benjamin, what do you

1208
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 2: think can we?

1209
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 13: If not, don't even ask him.

1210
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 10: I don't know.

1211
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 2: You're right, we should probably ask his mom for permission

1212
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 2: first to make sure it's okay before he's allowed to

1213
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 2: go out with you.

1214
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: I think she's going to go home you're done with it.

1215
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't know if there's coming back from this.

1216
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree with that.

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00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 6: Hey, Josie, I'm sorry, I really didn't see it as

1218
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 6: what you were sharing for so I apologize, and like,

1219
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 6: they just don't want it to be awkward when we

1220
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 6: see each other on the train again. So I really

1221
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 6: am sorry.

1222
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 13: Oh no, it won't be I'm probably gonna start taking

1223
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 13: the bus.

1224
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 2: Oh, but that's like ignoring him. And when she ignores someone,

1225
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 2: it means that she.

1226
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 13: Like, I've throwing that rut of yu. From now on,

1227
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 13: I'm never using that again.

1228
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 2: Rook Jeffrey in the morning. This second date update was

1229
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 2: powered by Talbots. Stop it somethings to embrace your inner mom.

1230
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 2: Put on that floral button up blouse under a handstitch

1231
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 2: sweater vest and embrace the sexy. And yeah, why is

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00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 2: that terrible?

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00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

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00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: You mean no one wants to be compared to their mother.

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00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 2: Excuse me. I would like to ask that we destigmatize

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00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 2: the idea that moms aren't sexy. Okay, I don't like

1237
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 2: this narrative that you guys are painting that moms can't

1238
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: be hot.

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01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, you cannot be attracted to someone who looks like

1240
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: your own mother. It doesn't matter if your own mother

1241
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: is Heidi Clue. It is gross.

1242
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 2: Okay, that's your opinion.

1243
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 3: If you're a hot mom. Text in the sevent eighty

1244
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 3: five nine.

1245
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: You're singlet trying to get hot moms.

1246
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 2: A text text that is not what this is about.

1247
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 2: Solidarity in numbers. And if we can't agree on that,

1248
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 2: at least we can agree on this. We'll help you

1249
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 2: with your dating life. Yeah, we can, no matter who

1250
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 2: your mom is, no matter what they look like.

1251
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 1: Heidi Klum's daughter, give us a call.

1252
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 9: That's right, email the show.

1253
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 2: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and

1254
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 2: go check out all of our second dates wherever you

1255
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 2: get your podcasts at Broke and.

1256
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 2: What today's challenger is Garrett, who is two and two

1258
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 2: against you all time, Brooke. So we've had them on

1259
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 2: a few times, and whenever we talk to people just

1260
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 2: about their personal lives. During this segment, it almost feels

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01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 2: like we're kind of dating.

1262
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: I feel like we're slow dancing right now at this song,

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01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Garrett.

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01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 2: I googled some great date questions so we can get

1265
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 2: to know you a little bit more intimately, like, for example,

1266
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 2: what's your go to meal when you're home alone?

1267
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 4: Jarrett Oh McDonald, I don't know.

1268
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: A man that doesn't like to cook all right, into.

1269
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 2: The chicken nuggets or are you a burger boy?

1270
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 6: All of it?

1271
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 2: Everything.

1272
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: I feel like Garrett ends up crying at the end

1273
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 1: of this meal.

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01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 2: Yes, before we get to the game. Another question, what's

1275
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,479
Speaker 2: your favorite position on the basketball court?

1276
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 6: Point guard? Absolutely?

1277
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:52,479
Speaker 2: Point?

1278
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 7: Oh?

1279
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Garrett runs the show, yeah, assist. All right, that's

1280
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 2: all the time that we have to get to know

1281
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 2: you intimately, Garrett. We're gonna send Brook out of the

1282
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 2: studio so she could process everything she just learned. In

1283
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 2: the meantime, let's go over the rules. You got thirty

1284
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 2: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1285
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 2: don't know when you could say pass you have to

1286
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 2: beat her outright if you want to win, though, are

1287
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 2: you ready?

1288
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 6: Let's do it? All right?

1289
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In

1290
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 2: eighteen eighty six, a pharmacist named John Pemberton created what

1291
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 2: nationally known soft drink uh Coca cola, preferred by eighty

1292
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 2: three nations. What color is the most popular for passports?

1293
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 13: Blue?

1294
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 2: What animal class includes scorpions and spiders? Impact on a

1295
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 2: traditional German chocolate cake? What fruit would you find shavings

1296
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 2: of on top?

1297
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 6: Uh?

1298
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 2: Strawberry, what's the only European city to have a Disneyland

1299
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 2: theme park?

1300
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 10: Uh?

1301
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 6: France?

1302
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna accept that. Ar Sorry, oh Eric,

1303
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 2: I think that's a little bit late. Now I want

1304
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 2: to give that to you, Garrett. But now Brook is

1305
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 2: back into the studio here, so real quick, remind our

1306
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 2: listeners what you do for a living and why you

1307
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 2: hate it so much? And then afterwards, Brook is going

1308
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,439
Speaker 2: to respond with how she's better than you and how

1309
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 2: much better her life is. Go ahead here, Okay, I'm.

1310
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 6: A lawyer and I love it.

1311
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 5: How about that her ball for you?

1312
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 2: Your bottle?

1313
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 7: Brook?

1314
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 6: Go ahead?

1315
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 1: Gag order? Can I issue that? I don't know ballgags? Yeah,

1316
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how you turn Brook on. What kind

1317
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: of lawyer are you?

1318
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 6: I do tax and employee benefits?

1319
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 2: You're allow a.

1320
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: Lot of sexy shows about you?

1321
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 5: Absolutely?

1322
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1323
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 2: Wow, so funny. As if it couldn't get any steamier

1324
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 2: in here. Now we got to get to your questions.

1325
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 6: Brook.

1326
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1327
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1328
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 2: Ready, Your time starts now. On this day. In eighteen

1329
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 2: eighty six, a pharmacist named John Pemberton created what nationally

1330
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 2: known soft drink doctor Popper, preferred by eighty three nations.

1331
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 2: What color is the most popular for passports?

1332
01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 7: Uh?

1333
01:03:58,640 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 1: Blue?

1334
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 2: What animal glass includes scorpions and spiders? Rack on a

1335
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 2: traditional German chocolate cake? What fruit would you find shavings

1336
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 2: of on top? What's the only European city to have

1337
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,479
Speaker 2: a Disneyland theme park?

1338
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 1: Paris?

1339
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 2: There are two states that end with the letter Y

1340
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 2: name one of them.

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Speaker 1: Mum, I can't think of it Wyoming.

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Speaker 2: We'll see if that's right. We're gonna go to the

1343
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 2: scoreboard first with Jose It's terrible.

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01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 3: She has beautiful eyes and like cinnamon. Garrett, you got

1345
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 3: to correct today.

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01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 2: Ah, all right, I'm not feeling good mid in defeat already?

1347
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: This why is stumping my brain? We need to get

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01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 1: to the episode.

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01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 3: Does can't think of one of those two?

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01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 9: Well?

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01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 3: Brook, you got four.

1352
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 1: New jersey there's one of.

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01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,920
Speaker 2: Thirty seconds later, Brooks back in the game. Yeah, Garrett,

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01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 2: I'm sorry it was not enough to beat brook But

1355
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 2: let's go. Were the answers here on this day? In

1356
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 2: eighteen eighty six, pharmacist John Pemberton created the original Coca

1357
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 2: Cola soft drink.

1358
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 7: Oh.

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01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 2: He came up with the seret for it, put it

1360
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 2: together with carbonated water, and started selling it at the

1361
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 2: pharmacy for a nickel, but preferred by eighty three nations.

1362
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:19,439
Speaker 2: Blue is the most popular passport color. Second is red,

1363
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 2: followed by green. The animal class that includes scorpions and

1364
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 2: spiders is araknids. On top of a traditional German chocolate cake,

1365
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 2: you'll find coconuts shavings yup. The only European city to

1366
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 2: have a Disneyland theme park is Paris, and the two

1367
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 2: states that end in letter Y are New Jersey and Kentucky.

1368
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 1: Tucky of course Maryland adding way to everything.

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01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 2: Now, Garrett, it wasn't enough to beat Brooke. The good

1370
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 2: news is just for playing. You're gonna get a pair

1371
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 2: of tickets to see comedian Hans Kim perform May twenty

1372
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 2: fifth of the Snoqualmi Casino, Seattle's closest casino.

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01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 5: All right, thank you, all right, look at that.

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01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,080
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy this experience more or less than the

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01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 1: past times you've played?

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01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 5: Well, when I won, that was more enjoyable. This is

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01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 5: pretty good.

1378
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 10: It's always an enjoyable morning talking to you guys.

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01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 3: Man, We appreciate it.

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01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 2: We'll say whatever it takes so you don't sue us.

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01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 2: Thanks again, Come back and play anytime. We're gonna do

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01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 2: wind Brooks Bucks again, same time tomorrow

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01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,