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Speaker 1: all of us before. You're in a heated argument with

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Speaker 1: someone and then get totally flattened by a sick burn.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn, bros. Don't be ashamed of who you are.

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Speaker 1: That's your parents job burn. I didn't get it. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't hot enough of a bird. Okay, that was a

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Speaker 1: mild we'll explain it. It's embarrassing when it happens person

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Speaker 1: to person. Just imagine how shameful it must feel when

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Speaker 1: it's robot to person. That's right. We cranked up the

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Speaker 1: old smart Ai robot to troll one guy who's just

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Speaker 1: trying to pay off his medical bill. Oh got instead

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Speaker 1: he gets sick burned. It's your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name's Ophelia Colin from such medical. Is this Chase

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Speaker 1: bar Yes? This is Chase. Oh hi, Chase, how are

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Speaker 1: you today? I'm doing all right, thanks, sobout yourself. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for asking. I'm great. We received a voicemail saying you'd

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Speaker 1: like to pay off the rest of the charges. Is

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Speaker 1: that correct? It is correct? Yes? Oh great, okay, so

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to get that handled now by Alan.

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Speaker 1: Uh who's that? Oh sorry, it's not a who, I

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Speaker 1: guess Alan. It's our automated landline accountant numerologists. It's like

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Speaker 1: an acronym. Okay, well, I have the money now I

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Speaker 1: can just I can just give you the information we

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Speaker 1: have to make this happen. Oh, this is much simpler.

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Speaker 1: It's our new AI smart system handles all the patient

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Speaker 1: financial So I'm just going to connect him to you

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Speaker 1: now if you're ready, sure, sure, okay, fine. Hello. My

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Speaker 1: name is Ellen. I will help you access your account today. Okay, hello,

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Speaker 1: my name is Ellen. I will help you access your

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Speaker 1: account today. Oh wait what Hello? My name is Allen. No,

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Speaker 1: I will help you access your account today. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you, no repeats. Please, At any time you want

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Speaker 1: to exit the program, just say the word supervisor. I'm

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Speaker 1: saying the word supervisor. Hello, my name is Ellen. No,

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Speaker 1: no supervisor. In order for me to help you, can

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Speaker 1: you sing your mother's maiden name. What I said, please

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Speaker 1: sing your mother's maiden name. I'm not going to sing

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Speaker 1: my mother's maiden name. Hello. Yes, I'm serious. I'm not

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Speaker 1: programmed with a humor chip, although I do enjoy a

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Speaker 1: nice bag of barbecue ruffles. Why do you get it?

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Speaker 1: Humor chip and potato chip? Yeah, I get it. But

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to pay my bill. I crack myself

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Speaker 1: up sometimes anyway, My god, let's get access to your account.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I just looked at the charges. Are you

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Speaker 1: sure you're able to pay this? Yes? Look out of

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Speaker 1: the courster. Is that? Let's get access to your account?

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Speaker 1: Be boop? Those are my robots sounds looking at all

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Speaker 1: your personal informations. Okay, you don't need to look at

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Speaker 1: all my personal information. I just need to I can

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Speaker 1: pay it now. Did I ever tell you the one

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Speaker 1: about the donkey, the priest and the rabbi? Please, no

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Speaker 1: more jokes. I'd like to pay my bill, please. I

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Speaker 1: would get in trouble for telling it on here. Wait,

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Speaker 1: make sure to go to my only fans after this. Cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. No, pay my bill, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at your balance and I have a question for you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's a six point nine? What another great thing screwed

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Speaker 1: up by a period? Get it? Oh god, I don't

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Speaker 1: think you can say that. Have you ever seen the

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Speaker 1: Karate Kid movie where they ambushed Daniel and beat on him?

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Speaker 1: What do you think that could happen to you after

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Speaker 1: this call? What the hell is happening right now? I

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Speaker 1: just took the magic eight ball and it said yes, definitely.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you you're hurting me? Sissy boy

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Speaker 1: says what what? Sissy boy says? What? Okay? I get it?

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Speaker 1: Very funny? Ha ha. You know what I'm done with you.

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Speaker 1: I want a supervisor. I demand a supervisor. Just curious?

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Speaker 1: Is your hospital build this big because you ran your

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Speaker 1: mouth somewhere else? It's called karma? You and I. You

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Speaker 1: and I are in it now, okay, pal, because this

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Speaker 1: is absolute? Oh look, I just added a surcharge for

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Speaker 1: being the most annoying customer of the week. You're not

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Speaker 1: going to get away with this. When I get a

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Speaker 1: supervisor on the phone, they're going to cancel your ass. Congratulations, dipstick.

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Speaker 1: That will be an extra two hundred dollars. I'm not

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Speaker 1: paying that. I am demanding that I speak with a supervisor,

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Speaker 1: an operator, some sort of human being. Now they won't

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Speaker 1: believe you. Then when you don't pay your bill, the

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Speaker 1: police will come and take you to jail. What that's

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Speaker 1: when I will pay a friend of mine to shank

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Speaker 1: you in your sleep. You're gonna do what to me?

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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. I am just messing with you. This

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call, may Chase. Oh, thank god,

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Speaker 1: finally a person. Okay, listen, hey, your payments automated payment

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Speaker 1: system is totally messed up. No, you didn't hear it's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Broke from the

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Speaker 1: radio show Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. What this is a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: a deep friend. Your dad set you up? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: happier out of the hospital and back on the men's

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how you didn't like Alan very much? Well,

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Speaker 1: Alan didn't like me. Yeah, that's a very good point,

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Speaker 1: sissy boy says, what okay, all right, okay, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I fell forn again. Thank you very much. Week up

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