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Speaker 2: new Bruno Mars song. Yeah, we need to get to

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Speaker 3: You guys want to hear it?

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Speaker 4: I can wait, maybe I can't play it.

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Speaker 2: All right, listen, we got a full hour for you.

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Speaker 2: That's brand new. Jeff's got a great new parody song,

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Speaker 2: really dedicated to the quitters of the world. So if

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Speaker 4: Ye don't quit on the song.

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Speaker 2: New second Date, the craziest tech that's out there, a

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Speaker 2: lot of fun on the way. But first comments, what

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the other day we were talking about Nicholas Cage

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Speaker 2: That's kind of cool.

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Speaker 4: Nicholas has ever gone.

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Speaker 2: You could always tag us on socials with any sort

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Speaker 2: before I say too much, we're going to get this

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Speaker 3: According to a new poll, seventy nine percent of New

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's great. We should all want they should. Health

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Speaker 3: Jeff's a pretty healthy to begin with. But that's okay.

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Speaker 3: The majority of those specifically deal with weight loss. It's

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Speaker 2: I mean when I ditch my New Year's resolutions, I

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Speaker 3: Yes, Meal, this is perfect for you because right now,

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Speaker 3: for eleven ninety nine, Applebee's is offering something called the

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Speaker 3: Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey Brook. How would you

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Speaker 2: Well, it looks like a bacon burger with no vegetables,

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Speaker 3: It's basically a large based bacon cheeseburger cut in half

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Speaker 2: Let's be honest. She brought you a shovel.

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Speaker 3: There you go. We're here to help you ruin your

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Speaker 2: I think more cheese should be the resolution John always.

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Speaker 3: And my resolution is to maybe not get shot by

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Speaker 3: the shock collar during the shot collar Question of the day,

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Speaker 3: Digital Jake, please don't dash my dreams. Let's go for it.

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Speaker 1: Let's see today we're celebrating the birthday of the future

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Speaker 1: Queen of England Kate Middleton. Even cooler than all her

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Speaker 1: her official royal title, the Princess of Wales. Not all

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Speaker 1: And today you're gonna have to decide which royal titles

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Speaker 1: Twenty of twenty. Okay, you'll say a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you the name and title of a royal

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Speaker 3: Forgot my tiara.

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Speaker 1: Your exalted royal person is King Maha Jadra Lan Khan

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Speaker 1: descendant of the Chakri Dynas, and possessor of royal white elephants.

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Speaker 1: Now you tell me if King Maha Jadra La Khan

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Speaker 5: First of all, I'm impressed you're able to say that.

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Speaker 3: I think he pronounced it. I think it's royal long corn.

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Speaker 4: You're text in who's pronouncing it right?

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Speaker 6: If anybody, If he's a real person, a person I

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Speaker 1: Clown clown. Wait a half and half there, the clown

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Speaker 1: school would be fake. Crown jewel is real, crowdool, clown.

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Speaker 2: Fool, you're the clown fool.

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Speaker 1: King Maha is real.

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Speaker 2: He'd come up to you in a bar, try to

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Speaker 3: Then you'd get beheaded in front of the entire time.

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Speaker 2: I deserve it. I don't think they're doing that.

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Speaker 4: Bodyguards from prop topless and protect.

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Speaker 1: They're well paid for that. Brookes. Seven is off the board.

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Speaker 2: Let's pick the royal number one.

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Speaker 1: Your international royal person is Sultan Hasinal Bulkia from Brunei. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the Sultan wears many hats, currently serving ast the Prime Minister,

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Speaker 1: the Minister of Defense and Minister of Finance. He's busy,

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Speaker 1: in no time for your tomfoolery, Brooks, So please tell me,

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Speaker 1: is Sultan Hasanal a real person with a real title

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Speaker 2: Isn't the best part of being born into a royal

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Speaker 7: There the.

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Speaker 2: God that sounds awful. I mean, I think he needs

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say. He's a clowned fool.

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Speaker 1: Oh says clown fool.

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Speaker 2: Is he the hardest working royal that we'd have?

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Speaker 1: Dude? What's going on in Brunei? Yeah, jose were over

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Speaker 1: Your global royal is Prince Leopold von Driftwood. He titles

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Speaker 1: micro state between Germany and Denmark. He's rained since twenty

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Speaker 3: So he might be related to Simon von Morningwood is

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Speaker 3: a close friend of my family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, very Jose. Is Leo von Driftwood a real

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Speaker 4: Leo von Driftwood that likes the beach? This is a joke,

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Speaker 2: I mean it doesn't. It's not a very German name.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna say that this is a crowned fool jay

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Speaker 4: No, he's rich, but also okay, he doesn't exist.

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Speaker 1: Jose says, we made this up. You got that well?

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Speaker 1: The Driftwood family.

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Speaker 3: Is first fake regal Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, will we have another one? Let's go to you

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Speaker 1: for a number number twelve. Please, Your royal dignitary is

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Speaker 1: known as Prince Reginald Snootsbury from the Principality of Lower Brimvale,

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Speaker 1: Vatican say Snootsbury has been rating since twenty ten. Please

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Speaker 3: Just because my family didn't have any invitations from the

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Speaker 10: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Programming Note it's broken Jeffrey in the Morning All next

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Speaker 3: week on the show, It's a special themed week Scam

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Speaker 3: Song we have it, and we decided it's time for

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Speaker 3: We got laser stories coming up right after this. It's

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Speaker 3: It's all thanks to laser stories. This segment where we

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Speaker 3: An eighty one year old man named Zang shu Ye

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Speaker 2: But what if they're just lighting a match to, you know,

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Speaker 3: It's not that, but they actually figured out how to

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Speaker 3: That's above my page. These were just two of the

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Speaker 3: It's the weak that I've been waiting for for a

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Speaker 3: We try to cover it every year because they feature

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Speaker 3: Let's go through them. A company called Vinabot came up

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Speaker 3: You don't have to argue with them. You can flirt

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Speaker 2: Do you program it to say what you know you want?

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Speaker 3: And I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put a family photo up and make us

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Speaker 3: Okay? You could just change one nail at a time

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Speaker 2: I feel like I get so many false liks.

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00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 3: Maybe you're using it too much, Brook, Yeah, if you're

448
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 3: just joining us, we're giving you a peek into the

449
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 3: future with some of the craziest new technology that was

450
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 3: featured at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas. Next up,

451
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 3: look who's getting in on the action. Lego has shown

452
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 3: up to CE.

453
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Speaker 4: I just saw all this yesterday.

454
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 3: It is awesome because they're debuting something they call Lego

455
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Speaker 3: Smart Bricks.

456
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: Good because we weren't buying the toys to get the

457
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Speaker 2: kids off of the IAEA.

458
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Speaker 3: For example, if you're building a Lego set and you

459
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 3: follow the instructions and you put certain blocks together, they'll

460
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 3: light up and make different sounds and noises, Like if

461
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Speaker 3: you're building a car, the Legos will make the engine

462
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Speaker 3: sound for you.

463
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Speaker 4: And they showed an example and it's literally like and

464
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Speaker 4: I'm like, that would be so fun as a kid

465
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 4: to like build a little bit, Isn't that the.

466
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Speaker 2: Whole point is a kid to like make the noises

467
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: and then take it apart and make things out of you.

468
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, imagine pressure on.

469
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Speaker 10: Children, got pressure car noise?

470
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 3: Yes, that's too much hybrids.

471
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Speaker 1: Now there's different sounds.

472
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Speaker 3: You're stressing your children.

473
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: Standard wave Come on.

474
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 2: Less smart crap for kids is a good idea. Yeah,

475
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Speaker 2: I want dumb toys, Jeff.

476
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 3: They say Lego smart bricks are gonna bring creations to

477
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Speaker 3: life like never before, and they're gonna launch this March

478
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 3: with three new Star Wars sets.

479
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry those aren't for kids. Those are like for

480
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Speaker 2: the year old.

481
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, it's.

482
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Speaker 3: Still very cool. What else is that the Consumer Electronics

483
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 3: Show this year a lot of AI AI mirrors that

484
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 3: can help you do your makeup, AI powered hair clippers

485
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 3: where you choose a hairstyle on the app and the

486
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 3: blades autoadjust so that you can use it you want.

487
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Speaker 11: Do you guys.

488
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Speaker 2: Remember the flow be It was a haircut thing that

489
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 2: you attached to a vacuum cleaner and said, it's like

490
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 2: the same thing. Nobody Nobody had a good haircut after

491
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 2: a phob.

492
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 3: What about the first ever AI robot vacuum that can

493
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 3: climb stairs. Now, the legs pop out of it like

494
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 3: a little spiders and the steps. Here's a photo of it.

495
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 3: It's adorable. It's like if your Panini press has legs,

496
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 3: the legs look like can you be supportive of one

497
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 3: piece of technology that's going to be coming out? Just one? Yeah?

498
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 6: I like the first thing, what was it?

499
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 2: I don't know. The second thing, the nail.

500
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, and finally I'm so glad that they're making this.

501
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 3: It's from a brand called Lollipop Star. They created candy

502
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 3: suckers that play music.

503
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: Where you pushed a little button at the bottom of

504
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 2: it spins around.

505
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 3: That's ancient crap. This is text stuff. It's not music

506
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 3: that comes out of a tiny speed. Each flavor plays

507
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 3: a different song using bone conduction technologies that sends vibrations

508
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 3: through your jaw, so the music only plays inside of

509
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 3: your head, not out loud.

510
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 2: That can make you feel crazy.

511
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't buy them yet. You have to join

512
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 3: a wait list because they're so popular. But once they're available,

513
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 3: you can purchase them for nine dollars each.

514
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 2: What if you get one where you hate the song

515
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: that's a bummer?

516
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, future looks sticky and I love it. Those were

517
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 3: your brand brand new tech products featured at the Consumer

518
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 3: Electronics Show in Vegas this week. Text Into seventy eight

519
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 3: five to nine two and tell us which item you'd

520
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 3: want to buy. Your phone taps coming up right after this,

521
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 3: It's time for your phone tap. And anybody listening who

522
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 3: wants to prank their significant other should know this. One

523
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 3: of the best times to do it is right when

524
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 3: they get a new job.

525
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 14: Oo.

526
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're eager and they want to be extra

527
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 3: polite and super accommodating. And we're devious here on the

528
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 3: show because we see weakness in that we know we

529
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 3: can go after that vulnerability. Like the guy we call today,

530
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 3: I mean, he hasn't met anybody yet at his new job.

531
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 3: He's gonna believe that I work there and that I'm

532
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: his direct supervisor.

533
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 2: It's so scary and yeah, my.

534
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 3: First request is going to be a little weird, but

535
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: he's going to have to deal with it politely. In

536
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 3: your phone tap right now, you're.

537
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 10: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

538
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, I'm looking for John.

539
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 13: Yeah, this is John. Who's this?

540
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 11: Hey?

541
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 3: This casey. I'm gonna be one of your supervisors when

542
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 3: you start next week over.

543
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 13: Oh man, Yeah, happy to be here.

544
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 3: I just want to get some things that need to

545
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: be on your to do list.

546
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 13: Okay, Yeah, let me grab a pen.

547
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 3: Perfect. So what we're doing I need you do. It's

548
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 3: kind of like a holiday ish message that I need

549
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 3: you to write to my children.

550
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 13: Wait, wait, what.

551
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 3: Their names are? Leo and so Mantha? There's six and seven?

552
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: Okay are you writing this down?

553
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 13: And the Maantha six and seven?

554
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 3: This is my kids?

555
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that.

556
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,239
Speaker 13: But what are you asking me to do?

557
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 11: Right?

558
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 3: So, basically they got really spoiled this last holiday, got

559
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 3: way too many presents. So uh, I'm gonna need you

560
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: to write a letter threatening to take their toys away.

561
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 13: Mmmm?

562
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 3: Write that down?

563
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 11: Yeah?

564
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 14: No, no, not writing down. I'm confused. I'm really confused.

565
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 13: Okay, how does this have to do with work?

566
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 3: It's just you understand parenting, isn't ez sure? And coming

567
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 3: from someone else that message is gonna be so much

568
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: more effective. Yeah, because you know they don't listen to

569
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 3: us anymore as parents. They basically run the house now.

570
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 3: They need a ton of sugar, They go to bed

571
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 3: whatever time they want. They watch all the bad movies

572
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: on TV.

573
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 14: Right, But I'm not gonna tell your kids that I'll

574
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 14: take their toys away. I know I'm in marketing.

575
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, technically hate to stop you there. But technically

576
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 3: you're correct. You will be writing the letter, but you're

577
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: going to sign it under another name. Grundlebuck grundle Buck Yeah,

578
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: me and the wife made that name up. It's kind

579
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 3: of like a state side version of Crampis from Europe,

580
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 3: you know, like the mean Christmas guy.

581
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 11: Yeah.

582
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 3: I think he eats kids over there.

583
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I get it.

584
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 3: Good. Good because you know the kids, they'll recognize our handwriting.

585
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 3: They're pretty smart. Now, that's why we'd have you write

586
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 3: the letter right right. And I had a cinnamon roll

587
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 3: this morning and I told my wife, you know, we

588
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 3: have this new guy who's going to be starting at

589
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 3: the company named John, and she was like, ooh, John

590
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 3: sounds like he could be grundlebuck Man.

591
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 13: That is a great idea, Thank you.

592
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 14: But I'm thinking, maybe is there any way that I

593
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 14: don't have to be the one that does this?

594
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 3: Do you mean write the letters or not wear the costume?

595
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 13: Oh? I didn't know that it's a costume.

596
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, how else are we going to scare

597
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 3: them at their windows at night?

598
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 13: Oh?

599
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 15: This is borderline genius, I know, yes, m yeah, I

600
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 15: was going to say too much. Oh, I work in

601
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 15: marketing and this was not part of the job that

602
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 15: I applied for.

603
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 3: Well, I hate to stop you again, but did you

604
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 3: see the part where we said that we need a

605
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 3: creative person who goes the extra mile.

606
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 13: Yet for the company?

607
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 3: Well, yes, exactly, grundle Buck falls under that umbrella.

608
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 13: So you're saying that I really have to do this.

609
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 3: Yes. And Leo, by the way, he loves his PlayStation

610
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 3: right now, So let's start with your first threatening message

611
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 3: about that. I want to hear what you say.

612
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 13: He's serious.

613
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and remember Leo's been very naughty.

614
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 10: What did he do?

615
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 3: Well, he hasn't done anything yet, but the steak knives

616
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 3: are missing from the kitchen.

617
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 13: Oh so okay, listen, listen. I don't want to be

618
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 13: involved in this.

619
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 3: You don't want to be involved in a prank phone

620
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 3: call on the radio?

621
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 14: Yeah, No, I don't want to be involved in writing letters,

622
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 14: prank phone calls.

623
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 13: I don't want to be a part of any of it. Okay,

624
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 13: I would love to work for the company.

625
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 3: But John, I think you're missing what I said. This

626
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 3: isn't real, This isn't the company you're going to work for.

627
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 3: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

628
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: What your wife Jenna sets you up for a phone

629
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 3: tap on the radio?

630
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 14: Oh my god, that was the dumbest prank I've ever

631
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,239
Speaker 14: heard of.

632
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 3: You fell for it, though, so you got to look

633
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 3: at yourself.

634
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 13: Oh my god, do you even know I Oh, she

635
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 13: set it up.

636
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she told us that you got a new

637
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 3: job in marketing and thought we could mess with you

638
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 3: about it.

639
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 13: I fell for grundle Buck too. I was about to

640
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 13: look him up.

641
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 3: No, you don't have to look him up. I have

642
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 3: the costume already for you. What you're you large?

643
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 13: I can't wait to scare my boss's children.

644
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: Now I'm glad we hired you.

645
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

646
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 3: We are about to speak with maybe the bravest man

647
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 3: our show has ever talked to. Wow, Because if what

648
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 3: happened to him had happened to me. Yeah, I wouldn't

649
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 3: breathe a word of it to anybody ever. Oh, not

650
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 3: to my best friend, not to my mom, not to

651
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 3: my parole officer, or the guy I paid to dress.

652
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 2: Up as one.

653
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 3: Nobody. You tell that guy everything, sure, but one man

654
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 3: is willing to retell his story of the most embarrassing

655
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 3: date night of his life in the hopes that it

656
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 3: might get him another shot with the woman that he likes.

657
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 3: Will it be worth the public self humiliation? We're gonna

658
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: find out in a brand new Second Date update right

659
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 3: after this.

660
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.

661
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Speaker 3: Brooke in the history of doing this, what is the

662
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 3: biggest disaster date you ever remember? Hearing from a listener, Oh,

663
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 3: it's a big question.

664
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: I know, I know, poopying accidentally in the back of

665
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 2: a cap. Do you guys remember that one?

666
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: I know behind a.

667
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 3: Tree and apart, That's the one that I remember.

668
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 2: This was there was too much alcohol the girl.

669
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I feel like this was before my time.

670
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: Decade ago, and it traumatized this year. It stuck with

671
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 2: me to the day.

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Speaker 3: A lot of like bodily functions involved in terrible disaster

673
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 3: dates on this show.

674
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 2: It's like the worst nightmare.

675
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 3: Of any Well, we have a guy on the phone

676
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,959
Speaker 3: who thinks he may take the crown for the new

677
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,919
Speaker 3: number one most embarrassing date of all time. His name

678
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 3: is Nick, and let's welcome him to the show for

679
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 3: this moment. Nick, how you doing man?

680
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 14: Good?

681
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm Okay, how are you more?

682
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 2: Hopefully, hopefully we made you feel better. But with those

683
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 2: two stories, because you're like, it can't be that bad.

684
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 11: Right, this one's pretty if it involves any bathroom thing.

685
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 3: Hang up now, yeah, whatever's going on, let's start from

686
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 3: the beginning of the story. At least. What's the name

687
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 3: of the girl that you met?

688
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, her name's Crystal. I met her on a dating app. Okay,

689
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 11: we went to the zoo lights. I mean we had

690
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 11: that's fine Christmas light.

691
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 2: Yes, everyone should do that. It's a really fine walk through.

692
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: I like the zoom the dark personally, but that's okay.

693
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 2: Can date if the zoo lights go bad. You know,

694
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,439
Speaker 2: they have some like mold wine and many kids around.

695
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 2: Old mold wine.

696
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: Is a wine mold m you l l e ed

697
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 3: mold mold Yeah, I heard m O l D.

698
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 2: I mean I would drink that too, Yeah you would.

699
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 3: Okay a little more, but yeah, so tell us how

700
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: zoo lights went, Nick, I mean.

701
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 11: We definitely had some drinks, you know, and we hit

702
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 11: it off great. But the thing was just like only

703
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 11: one bathroom there.

704
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't like where this is going.

705
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: Probably this is.

706
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 3: A bathroom thing.

707
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 11: This is the embarrassing part. Uh, they're like all the

708
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 11: way in the back. Then the bathroom's like all the

709
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 11: way in the front.

710
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh, you're in the back of the zoo and you

711
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 2: have to go all the way to the front to get.

712
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 11: Right right, And it's kind of like raining hard, and

713
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 11: my body's like telling them, like, yo, dude, you gotta go.

714
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: Man, oh, no number one or two or no if

715
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: we need that.

716
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 3: Although I mean the animals in the zoo can go

717
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 3: wherever they want, I'm sure no human policy has to

718
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 3: be similar. Why can't you just do it in the

719
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 3: middle of the pathway and be like, I think we're

720
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 3: crafts got it.

721
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 2: It's a good point. There must be an incredible pooper

722
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: scooper at.

723
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 3: Any used to elephants. So what happens?

724
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 11: So, like I'm asking the employees, I'm like, hey, man,

725
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 11: where's the bathroom. Where's the bathroom? Like twenty minutes that way,

726
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 11: twenty minutes this way. I'm like, you know, like twenty minutes,

727
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 11: Like dude, I gotta go, Like I gotta go now.

728
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna make it in twenty minutes.

729
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

730
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 2: Wait, and is your day still with you or have

731
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 2: you left her? Like back at a table or something.

732
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 9: No.

733
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 11: No, no, she's like looking for me, helping me.

734
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 3: Oh no, both trying to track down the bathroom for.

735
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 2: You, and you're trying to be cool but you can't,

736
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 2: trying to.

737
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 11: Play it off. But we find an employee bathroom, right,

738
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 11: and then I just tell her like, hey, just wait

739
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 11: right here and I'll be right back. But I don't

740
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 11: know if she heard me, because once I went, it

741
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 11: was gnarly. And then when I came out of the bathroom,

742
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,240
Speaker 11: I saw her just standing in the bathroom and I'm like, whoa,

743
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 11: Like you were here the whole time, like you.

744
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 3: She was like right outside the stall.

745
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 11: She was by the sink, and her eyes were like big,

746
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 11: you know, And I'm just like, what are you doing it?

747
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 4: Horrified?

748
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 3: My god, I don't know what's going on all of it.

749
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 2: Why was she in there?

750
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 11: She goes, oh, I didn't want to get caught by

751
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 11: the employee standing outside the.

752
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 4: Bathroom instead of being out there lingering.

753
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 11: I'm just like, oh my god, dude, I really just like.

754
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 4: That's something like.

755
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 2: You have to be married for ten years to be No, nope,

756
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 2: not even then then if you want your marriage to last.

757
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I know people have.

758
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 2: Different opinions, but I say that's a hard No.

759
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 3: Eating lunch on the toilet, that's okay. And but yeah

760
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 3: with your partner there, yeah, that's for sure.

761
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 2: No.

762
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 11: I mean, she like said like she covered it years,

763
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 11: but I'm just like, you know, she was trying to

764
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 11: make me feel better, like look at the lights or

765
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 11: shape like a tiger, and I'm just like, you just

766
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 11: heard me.

767
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 4: I mean, if you could be the hottest guy in

768
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 4: the world, that's really.

769
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, sound okay, but hear this. It even gets crazier.

770
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 11: Watch like we start leaving right and we're like heading

771
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 11: back to the house or whatever. I'm dropping her off,

772
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 11: and to make things worse, I got to stop and

773
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 11: go again to the bath.

774
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 3: On the drive home, you had to pull.

775
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 11: Over, yes, And I told her don't follow me in

776
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 11: this time.

777
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 3: Did she laugh?

778
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny.

779
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 11: I don't know. I was just out the door. I

780
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 11: was just like I had to get out of here.

781
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh wow.

782
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 2: It sounds like you maybe had a nervous tummy issue. Yea.

783
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you weren't lying when you said that

784
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 3: could be the number one disaster date story so.

785
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: Hard to recover from. I did you even ask like

786
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 2: if there was a kiss or a plan for a

787
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 2: second date.

788
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know what, I didn't even go in for

789
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 11: the hug when we said goodbye. I just felt back.

790
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 11: You had to like adore that, Oh my god.

791
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

792
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a good person for trying to make you

793
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 2: feel better, you.

794
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 4: Know what I mean.

795
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 3: Like she was quiet after Yeah, mock you mercilessly like

796
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: we would have.

797
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

798
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 11: I like that about her, you know, that's why we

799
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 11: hit it off. But I just I feel awkward, and

800
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 11: maybe it's in my head. I don't know.

801
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in a string of restrooms leading from the

802
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 3: zoo back to your house. So you okay?

803
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 9: Yeah?

804
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 14: Man, I mean sometimes you said a tone like you

805
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 14: may be bathroom boy to her and her friend group

806
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 14: right now and you'll never recover.

807
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 11: Yeah that makes me so awa. I really hope she's

808
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 11: not calling me boy.

809
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 2: We hope that too, and bathroom boy would be the

810
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 2: nicest I would have got a lot more.

811
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 4: Brutal than that.

812
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 3: Let's find out what nickname she actually uses when we

813
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 3: call it Crystal in just a few minutes here and

814
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 3: try and get you your second date update.

815
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 11: I don't really know if that's the goal guy, May

816
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 11: It's not your.

817
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 3: Goal, but it's our goal when we do the second

818
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 3: date update.

819
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 10: Next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Update.

820
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 3: If you're just joining us for the second date update,

821
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: let's hit the highlights of Nick's first date with Crystal.

822
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 3: There's one they went to Zoo Lights together.

823
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: That's a highlight.

824
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 3: It's pretty much all the highlights.

825
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 2: She was really kind yes.

826
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 3: And the glowing tiger. There was a glowing tiger that

827
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 3: was kind of cool.

828
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,240
Speaker 4: Tiger.

829
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't see it, but she did.

830
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 3: The low lights include a very embarrassing bathroom incident where

831
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 3: Crystal witnessed more than she probably wanted to inside of

832
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 3: an employee restaurant.

833
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 4: I just witnessed, she got a whole thing.

834
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: If you have to say, I covered my ears after.

835
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really.

836
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: All that needs to be said.

837
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 4: I thinks.

838
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 3: And there was a second bathroom stop on the drive home.

839
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 2: Luckily she did not attend that one as.

840
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 3: Far as we know. Anyway, it's been two weeks and

841
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 3: while Nick's body has finally settled down, his mind is

842
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 3: going crazy wanting another chance.

843
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 11: Right Nick, Yeah, I mean all I can think about

844
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 11: is like, why did I do this? And how did

845
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 11: I screw it up? Childe?

846
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: But the thing is none of it's your fault. It's

847
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 2: a situation that's a problem, like your body.

848
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 11: Just do you guys think like it's this doesn't work out,

849
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 11: I could do like an awkward Tuesday thing or do

850
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 11: the zoo or something.

851
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: Do the zoo for you not being able to get

852
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 2: to the bath room.

853
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,280
Speaker 11: Ind time, they should have more vathum.

854
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 2: There's probably been a lot of kids that have also

855
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 2: gone all over the place. That's a good point.

856
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 11: It's like the only time in my life, I seriously

857
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 11: wish I just like had old man diapers.

858
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: No that smell. No, No, you imagine the dinner table.

859
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,479
Speaker 3: You can always do it on a future date. Don't

860
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 3: quit on ourselves. But Nick, I'm going to don her

861
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 3: number right now. Hello, Hi is this Crystal? Yes, it

862
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 3: is hey Crystal. This is a radio show called Brook

863
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

864
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: H Crystal, Good morning. The whole shows here.

865
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I know it's probably weird that we're reaching out

866
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 3: to you out of the blue, but we're doing something

867
00:42:54,320 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 3: called a second date update. Okay, why because one of

868
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 3: our listeners said they went out on a very interesting

869
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 3: date with you about two weeks.

870
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: Ago, they said, embarrassing.

871
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 3: Well they trying to sugarcoat it.

872
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she knows.

873
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 3: A Zoo Lights date with a guy named Nick.

874
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 10: Oh my god, yeah, appropriate response.

875
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 2: Oh he told us everything, I think.

876
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm sorry. Why would he tell you that? I mean,

877
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 3: that's kind of how this works. We asked Nick to

878
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 3: give us some details about your hangout so we could

879
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 3: kind of how it went. Yeah, that was kind of

880
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 3: how we responded to when we heard it. But we

881
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 3: were curious to hear your take on the night.

882
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 2: Oh god, Well, just start with how it started. I mean,

883
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 2: were you excited about Nick? Can we start? I mean

884
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 2: I want to start with the good stuff.

885
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 3: Right, Sure? You don't want to get right to the bathroom,

886
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 3: park Brook. No.

887
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 2: I just feel like if we're going to set him

888
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: up for success, we have to remind her that at

889
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 2: some point, I think you probably liked him.

890
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 4: Right, remember the good times?

891
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 16: Yeah, I was excited about the date like that.

892
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 7: It was a cute, little wholesome date we were going on,

893
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 7: and then it just kind of took a turn.

894
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, turn right through that employee only or can

895
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 2: I ask though? Can I just ask for quick? Why

896
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: after you maybe heard what was happening in the stall.

897
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: Did you not just run out of the bathroom and

898
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 2: like act like you were never in there?

899
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: You know?

900
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 7: I think I was just kind of in shock.

901
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 2: Oh was that bad?

902
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 7: Like I had gone into the bathroom because I didn't

903
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 7: want to get caught by the employees. I didn't want

904
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 7: us to get kicked out. I didn't think what was

905
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 7: going to happen was going to happen.

906
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 3: Sure, And it's probably like witnessing a car accident where

907
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 3: it's horrifying, but at the same time you can't look away.

908
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of traffic comes to a crawl.

909
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 3: Ok. I mean that's what we thought, is this must

910
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 3: be the reason that you haven't been staying in contact

911
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 3: with Nick after your hangout.

912
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 10: Yeah.

913
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 16: I mean, like, I know, it's not his fault, but

914
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 16: I can't get that out of my mind.

915
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:05,919
Speaker 13: Yeah.

916
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 3: Oh man, Yeah, Okay, I mean that's understanding. Yeah.

917
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 4: They always say first impressions, and that's unfortunately his.

918
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 2: Impression.

919
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 3: Not to shock you with any more crazy information, but

920
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 3: I do need to let you know that Nick has

921
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 3: been listening to this phone call on the other line,

922
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 3: waiting to jump in and surprise you. This time.

923
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 11: Are you're joking.

924
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 3: No, unfortunately, Nick, are you there?

925
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 11: Hey, what's up? It's bassom boy?

926
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 3: Come on, dude, what are you doing.

927
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 7: You're like making this way worse for yourself.

928
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 3: I mean, Nick, you feel bad that's happened.

929
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 11: Of course I feel bad. I thought that we had

930
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 11: a connection. I just had like a bathroom emergency. I mean,

931
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 11: look at it like this, What if the roles were

932
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 11: reversed and you went to the bathroom and it's like

933
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 11: you don't even have to really go to the bathroom.

934
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 11: You can make all the noise that I'd still be

935
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 11: attracted to you.

936
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 3: Are you telling about a hypothetical? Are you actually suggesting

937
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 3: that this happens.

938
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 11: I'm just trying to get us back on track.

939
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 2: You know that's not the way. I mean, maybe the

940
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 2: better idea, Crystal, right, is like maybe we can forget

941
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 2: this happened and start fresh.

942
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's up to Crystal which one she prefers. Crystal,

943
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 3: it's like this.

944
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 7: Whole thing could have just been between me and Nick.

945
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 11: And now it's on the radio.

946
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 7: Like, I just don't understand why you thought it would

947
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 7: be better to.

948
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 3: Bring this thing to a public space.

949
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 7: Like I'm just this is weird.

950
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 3: This is weird because you weren't answering him, Crystal.

951
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 11: So I didn't know what to do. Yeah, had to

952
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 11: get some professional help.

953
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 2: And it shows, doesn't it show Crystal that he's he's

954
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 2: a guy who's willing to be vulnerable and share embarrassing

955
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: stuff with other people, like you want that in a

956
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 2: person and a partner, right.

957
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 3: I mean, Crystal, just hearing all this, I'm thinking a

958
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 3: little bit is kind of on you. Did you not

959
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 3: offer him toilet paper underneath the stall?

960
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 12: Yes?

961
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 3: If you're going to be in there being supportive, you

962
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 3: should have really supported him that though she did help

963
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 3: you locate the bathroom.

964
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ristles not even talking anymore?

965
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, Chris, are you still there?

966
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 16: You know I'm still here.

967
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 7: I'm just wondering if this is like a real.

968
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 16: Thing, Like is this really happening right now?

969
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just as much shocked as if you were

970
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 3: standing in that bathroom all over again. You don't know

971
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 3: what to say, even more shocking.

972
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 4: This is like top tier radio for us. This is

973
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 4: a great segment, is that?

974
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 7: Because I don't think your show's doing that well?

975
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 3: Okay, this is.

976
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 2: What we're bringing, Like maybe this will be your memory

977
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: now instead of that other memory.

978
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 3: You know, yes, because we're already at the ultimate low

979
00:47:55,320 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 3: point of this relationship. There's only upwards to go from here. Yeah,

980
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 3: And that type of optimism is what I hope influences

981
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 3: you to say yes when I offer to send you

982
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 3: two out on another date. But before we get your answer, Crystal, Nick,

983
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 3: do you have any last words that you want to share?

984
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 11: Well, you know, I do want to say, Crystal, when

985
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 11: I went to the bathroom the second time, it was

986
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 11: a lot less gnarlier than the first time. It's just

987
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 11: when I went the first time, it was just I

988
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 11: was like holding it in for a while.

989
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 2: No more detail. Why would you give what?

990
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 3: That was an aberration, Crystal? Going forward, it's all going

991
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 3: to be normal.

992
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 2: Nick, your statement should have been about how great she

993
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 2: is and how much you want to see her again.

994
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 3: This might have worked, though, Let's find out, Crystal, do

995
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 3: you want to go out with Nick after hearing that

996
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 3: one more time?

997
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,760
Speaker 4: Just don't get them tacos or anything.

998
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 16: Look like, Nick, I'm sure you're a nice guy, but

999
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 16: I gotta be honest. Even if you paid me money

1000
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 16: to go, I would still say no.

1001
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 2: Giving dinner.

1002
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 11: So you're telling you it's the comparison between the first

1003
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 11: bathuum in the second bathroom wasn't convincing at all, wasn't.

1004
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 2: I'm glad you clarified, Nick.

1005
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 3: This is the state of the dating world judgy women. Yeah.

1006
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 2: I was thinking that maybe he needs to check where

1007
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 2: the restrooms are before he plans his next date.

1008
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 3: Actually, that's a good point, you know what.

1009
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 11: It's fine. I'm just gonna soothe a zoo. There's no

1010
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 11: way that they should have one.

1011
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 3: Bathroom next Tuesday on our going right up to the

1012
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 3: Supreme Court with that.

1013
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 10: One broken Jeffrey in the morning.

1014
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 3: There must be some type of global restroom app out

1015
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 3: there that starts an alarm when you're farther than five

1016
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 3: minutes away from any public bator.

1017
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 2: I don't know about that, but there there is a

1018
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 2: public restroom Mapp.

1019
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure is there?

1020
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, closest one?

1021
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 3: Did you create it?

1022
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 11: Brook?

1023
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1024
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 2: Cammel, dude, I can wait for hours before I need

1025
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 2: to go.

1026
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,439
Speaker 4: I'm like a rat right now.

1027
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 3: Well, we need everybody needs to get that bathroom app

1028
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 3: because I swear we have more dates ruined on this

1029
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 3: show by bathroom breaks than anything else.

1030
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 2: It is weird. At the beginning of this when you

1031
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 2: ask the most like horrific date stories we remember from

1032
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 2: doing it, and jose and I both said bathroom issues

1033
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 2: exactly the guy on the phone.

1034
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 3: Not only that, if someone never just goes to the

1035
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 3: bathroom real quick, bad stuff happens. They check their phone,

1036
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 3: they get numbers from the waiter. Nothing good happens when

1037
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 3: you use the bathroom on a date, So just don't

1038
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 3: do it.

1039
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: Okay, hold it. I don't know that that's healthy, but yes,

1040
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 2: all right.

1041
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 3: That's that's our best. But I'll tell you good things

1042
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 3: always happen when you subscribe to our podcast Apple, Spotify,

1043
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 3: wherever you get yours. You could find us at Brook

1044
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey. Has anybody here noticed random office supplies slowly

1045
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 3: disappearing from the workplace?

1046
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 2: No, I didn't even know we had need to start.

1047
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 3: Yeah me neither, especially if management is listening to this.

1048
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 2: Are you stealing the office pins and stay place?

1049
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 11: No?

1050
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. Brook and I don't ever see Brook leaving

1051
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 3: work with a big Duffel bag full of commercial grade

1052
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 3: printer to her, that's never happens.

1053
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about.

1054
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, me either, And I know Alexis would never take

1055
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 3: office paper clips home to use as cheap bobby pins

1056
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 3: for her hair.

1057
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 5: No, or you know, help tighten my straps on my

1058
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 5: club No, not helpful for that all.

1059
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 3: You only get the highest quality stuff. So see, I'm

1060
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 3: just glad that there's cameras in studio rolling for my

1061
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 3: new song of the week. And if the footage cuts

1062
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 3: out for a minute or two and some of the

1063
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 3: lights in studio go missing, I'm sure there's a logical

1064
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 3: explanation during my brand new song of the week. It's

1065
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 3: coming up where it is time for my song of

1066
00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 3: the week, the first one of the new year, and

1067
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning, and usually around this time you'll

1068
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 3: look around on your social media and you'll see all

1069
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 3: kinds of motivational sayings that people are posting, like be

1070
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 3: the change you want to see. It's nice and new year,

1071
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 3: new opportunities. You just gotta show up and take them. Okay,

1072
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: my motto, why don't you shut up and shove them?

1073
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,760
Speaker 3: Because I mean, listen, I'm all about setting personal goals

1074
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 3: and making a plan. But when you know you're falling

1075
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 3: way way short, instead of just continuing to lie to

1076
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 3: yourself and saying, oh, you know what, I'll do it tomorrow.

1077
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 3: Maybe instead you should just give up now.

1078
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I was gonna say set the bar lower,

1079
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 2: but like we're just getting rid of the bar.

1080
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 13: No kill up.

1081
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 3: Now you're a middle school soccer coach, isn't that like

1082
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 3: part of one of your halftime speeches?

1083
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 4: I told that's what they need to hear. Why we're

1084
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 4: losing and a half save your energy for pizza after.

1085
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 3: Why try yea, thank you, Brooke. And especially for adults,

1086
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 3: the last thing they need is to be slogging on

1087
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 3: the treadmill for hours and hours trying to beat an

1088
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 3: insurmountable calorie deficit. And it's just not gonna work. You

1089
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,320
Speaker 3: know that in your heart. You know what they should

1090
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 3: do is create a candy bar called calorie deficit. Ah,

1091
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 3: make it easy on all of us.

1092
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: We're not just going to concentrate on being healthier.

1093
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, good jes.

1094
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 3: What's the point, Brook? Seriously? Because I look, I know

1095
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 3: it's early, but if you had a resolution and you

1096
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 3: already realized that you were way overshooting your potential, I'm

1097
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 3: the only one who's going to be brave enough to

1098
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 3: tell you this, But it's okay to stop. Quitting is allowed.

1099
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna judge you for it, Brooke might, but

1100
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 3: don't be ashamed of yourself. Okay, okay, this song is

1101
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 3: going to be the metaphorical arm around your shoulder that

1102
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 3: says it's all right if you don't meet all your goals.

1103
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 3: Nobody actually believed that you could do it.

1104
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 2: That's a motivational poster we needed exactly.

1105
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 3: That's why today instead of singing the famous song by

1106
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 3: Charlie Pooth, you just want attention. It's Young Jeffrey's useless resolutions. Okay,

1107
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 3: why did you even set them in the first place? Jummy,

1108
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 3: here we go. I'll point when I'm ready. Points.

1109
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 9: You've been walking around talking loud all about saying how

1110
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 9: this your you won't change and get organized, exercise, eat

1111
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 9: and ride all that junk.

1112
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 3: But it hasn't been happening. Haven't been to the gym

1113
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 3: in a nine whole days. We're coincidence.

1114
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 9: That's the same day, o N you signed up. Try

1115
00:54:55,320 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 9: januaries hard. What did you expect you were pounding LW

1116
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 9: shots on New Year's Night?

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00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 8: You swore off Coca cola and corn sea rap and

1118
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 8: just replace it with five candled dietspry.

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00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 9: Useless resolutions fail before they start a baby. Ain't no

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Speaker 9: shaming given a bafter day two. You screw this self improvement.

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00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 9: Why should you sell starve Honestly, nobody.

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00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 3: Really thought you'd see you through.

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Speaker 8: You've been promising, promising all the same that you won't

1124
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 8: use your.

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00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 3: Phone all day. It might be easier if you just

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00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 3: leave it your whole arm.

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00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 8: Mom, and you made it clear that the zer is

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Speaker 8: a year you plan to more road rage.

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Speaker 4: Now the finger goes up. The show down your number one.

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00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 9: You sent you woolard Spanish, but no.

1131
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 8: Plan, no friend to be got an open babble more

1132
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 8: than twy. You wanna save more morning, get out of dead,

1133
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 8: but the weekend in Las Vegas could be nice.

1134
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 9: Screw your resolutions, those can't wait till March.

1135
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 3: Planet Fitness doesn't love your much ass. Don't nuts too.

1136
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 3: You're not a morning person.

1137
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 4: Snooze is who you are.

1138
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 9: Slows needs lots of beauties, but that's how they.

1139
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 8: Look so cute.

1140
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 3: You send your quick viewing all the X rated.

1141
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:39,359
Speaker 8: Stop your therapist using a different kind of sult love.

1142
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 8: You tried to quit coffee, but now you're a morning grub.

1143
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 8: Your life could be happy.

1144
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 9: Just toss your goals not dumb you bother ring from

1145
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 9: Aura ten thousand steps.

1146
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 3: If it's doing from the fridge, you should be.

1147
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 9: Fine charity supporter.

1148
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:06,839
Speaker 8: That is, unless they got destiny working the safe at night.

1149
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,320
Speaker 9: Stupid resolutions A fess your.

1150
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 3: Money hard all on and f teas and fuck off

1151
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 3: popson boo boo.

1152
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 9: You had such high ambitions to read more after dog

1153
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 9: gave yourself on mission more impossible the tom Cruise.

1154
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 8: Why are you still doing it? He still fit in

1155
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 8: New Year's Gold?

1156
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 3: Who are you fooling?

1157
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 9: You're salentin a bread bowl dresses the witness.

1158
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 8: I'm foolish. The rock gave up of the ball and

1159
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 8: what happened to him? He's the biggest son of them all.

1160
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 2: All right, that's a great example of why quitting works.

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00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you can give up on his ambitions and

1162
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 3: got to where he's got and can give up on yours.

1163
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 2: I've been trying so hard with this dang phone and

1164
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that you just need to cut my arms off.

1165
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 11: Yeah that.

1166
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 3: Route. There's always an easier way, and you have to

1167
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 3: remember that. Give up now and be happy forever.

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00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 12: Yeah.

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00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 3: There you go, text into seven eight five nine two

1170
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 3: and you could tell us what you thought about the

1171
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 3: song of the week or text in what goal you're

1172
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 3: gonna ditch today? Okay, we're gonna post the video up

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00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 3: on all of our socials app Brook and Jeffrey. You

1174
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 3: can find it there with all the lyrics and share

1175
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 3: it with your motivated friends to get them to give up.

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00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 2: To Yeah, they're more fun when they're not trying exactly.

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00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 3: So that's your song of the week. We're gonna do

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Speaker 3: a phone tab coming up right after this. We're talking

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00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 3: to a familiar listener of the show today, a friend

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00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 3: of the show that I would say Katie, who we

1181
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 3: call every December or January to find out how her

1182
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 3: trip to Maui went. That's roight, kat I went there

1183
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago. So why didn't you and

1184
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 3: I link up and grab some lava flows together on

1185
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 3: a patio ver? Randall? Yeah, what were you busy doing?

1186
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 11: Wow?

1187
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 13: Beach Wait?

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00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's where he was a dude beach different.

1189
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 2: Maybe she was just disappointed or what she saw.

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00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 10: My hand is fading.

1191
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 7: I just got back and.

1192
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 3: Me too. I feel like I've forgotten what the sun

1193
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 3: looks like already, so.

1194
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 2: It's just a darkside. Yeah, also forgot.

1195
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 3: We stop bringing up my naked form on your mind.

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00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 3: We got to get you out of this studio so

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00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 3: we can get to the game. Katie. You have played

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00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 3: Brooks seven times. You've won, three, lost three and tied once.

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Speaker 3: Let's get you another victory here today. To start off,

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Speaker 3: TA okay, you ready to do this. You got thirty

1201
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 3: seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as possible.

1202
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 3: If you don't know, you could say pass. But you

1203
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 3: have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1204
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 3: Here we go. Your time starts now. Today is National

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01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 3: Apricot Day. What West Coast state produces ninety five percent

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01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 3: of the US's apricots?

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01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 11: California.

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01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 3: What's the only number that's spelled in alphabetical order? Twenty

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01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 3: thirty or forty.

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01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 11: Forty?

1211
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 3: During the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy's house fell on the

1212
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 3: wicked witch of what the east on an hour glass?

1213
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 3: What's the name of the middle skinny portion in nineteen

1214
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 3: oh one which President officially named the White House?

1215
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 13: Pulk Wow?

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01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 3: Let's third grade biology.

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01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: Don't tell Broock what the answer was.

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01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 4: Don't tell it up anyway.

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01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 11: Applause.

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01:00:58,960 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 10: You can't see.

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01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 2: But Jeff was even standing stand that when I did politician.

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Speaker 3: Just what was happening, Katie? It says here for your

1223
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 3: New Year's resolution, our producer took down that you want

1224
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 3: to be happy and smile more.

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01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 14: That's right.

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Speaker 4: What's your friend?

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01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 2: How do you think you're going to do it well?

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01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 7: Even just shopping, you just chat with the people behind

1229
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 7: you in front of you.

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01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 4: The nicest compliment I like to do is just tell

1231
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 4: people I really like that shirt.

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01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 3: The problem is Katie goes to nude beaches to compliment

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01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 3: I like you.

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01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 11: You can say I like you, I like your toe ring.

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Speaker 3: Will refer to you. All right, Katie, you said we're

1236
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Speaker 3: going to have Brook answer some questions here. Brook, you ready,

1237
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Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Apricot Day. What

1238
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 3: West Coast state produces ninety five percent of the US's

1239
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 3: apricots California. What's the only number that's spelled in alphabetical order?

1240
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 3: Twenty thirty or forty.

1241
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 2: Forty?

1242
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 3: During the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy's house fell on the

1243
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 3: Wicked Witch of what West on an hour glass? What's

1244
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 3: the name of the middle skinny portion the waist in

1245
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 3: nineteen oh one, which President officially named the White House?

1246
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 2: You're right, Garfield, President the book.

1247
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 3: Katie had a much better get us, so we loved

1248
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 3: it up. You'll find out in the second. But now,

1249
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 3: if you go over to the scoreboard to see how

1250
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 3: you boll did with Jose Good.

1251
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 4: Then get the hell out of my life.

1252
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 1: Who need you beat it?

1253
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 3: Leave me alone?

1254
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 4: I love Adam sailor.

1255
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 13: Katie.

1256
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 4: You got four correct word and I like your shirt.

1257
01:02:55,680 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 2: Yes you, Oh my god, it talk.

1258
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 11: Kady.

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01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 3: Congratulations back from vacation to get your fourth victory of

1260
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 3: all time. Yeah you hands, it's so impressive. Let's go

1261
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Speaker 3: over the answers for everybody. It's National Apricot Day. The

1262
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 3: West coast state that produces ninety five percent of them

1263
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 3: is California. Of course, only number that spelled in alphabetical

1264
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 3: order would be forty f O R T y.

1265
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:29,919
Speaker 2: And that one was hard.

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01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 3: Why was that so?

1267
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 2: It broke my brains.

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01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 3: Second, during The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy's house falls on

1269
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 3: the Wicked Witch of the Ease, and during the rest

1270
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 3: of the movie she chases after the Wicked Witch of

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01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 3: the West on an hour glass. The name of the

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01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 3: middle skinny portion is the waste. We also accepted the

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01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 3: next you both got that right, And in nineteen oh one.

1274
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 3: The president who officially named the White House was President

1275
01:03:52,960 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 3: Theodore Roosevelt. She guessed James K. Polk just an amazing amaze. Yes,

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01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 3: you just never hear that answer, Katie. You're You're a

1277
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 3: joy to have on the show. Thank you, congratulations. You win,

1278
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 3: So you get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.

1279
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 3: We're giving you a pair of tickets. The final pair

1280
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 3: of tickets we have to see Ed Sheeran perform August

1281
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 3: first at lumen Field.

1282
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much.

1283
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 2: And with your money you can buy one t shirt.

1284
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 11: Yeah huh.

1285
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 3: You flex that toe ring, Katie, and have a great daddy.

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01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 3: We're gonna come back and bucks same time on Monday,