WEBVTT - Enya Is Still A 1D Stan 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:23.560 Not that classes now panzo. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:29.840 Oh literally sorry now, like you. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.440 Literally were so slow to understand what I was saying. 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:36.960 Four seconds. It took you four seconds to piss me off. 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:42.919 On the podcast, four freaking seconds. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.360 Drew's having his unspiked can. That's his cup of joe. 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.320 This is my tea for the day. Wait tea. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:57.240 Drew's still saying tea seriously in every given situation, it's 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:00.600 really fucked up. I was talking about like grieving my 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:02.560 mother and yeah. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.760 That's literally to you, like it's giving tea. 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:10.600 Though I don't know if it's like tea. It's not 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.840 like gossip, but no, it's like that, like that's tea, 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:15.720 Like it's true. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.560 Yeah, like like you're spilling the truth. I'm sipping the 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:20.280 truth tea. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:26.160 You should saying like that's the truth. 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:30.720 The truth is the new lice. Do you know what 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:31.200 I mean? Oh? 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:34.000 Yeah, But it's it's more than that. It's a religion. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:35.560 It's a way. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:36.959 You don't have to explain it to me, girl. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:40.479 Oh okay, I mean, like, yeah, I thought you would 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:43.360 be appreciative that for once. I was like acknowledging it. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:47.039 And like, no, I don't need that from you anymore. Oh, 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:55.240 you've moved an army, dude. I'm really hot, like. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:59.240 Like sexy or like physically hot, like physically hot. I 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:00.760 feel like it's been really cold in the house and 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.040 I keep waking up with migraine. So maybe we do 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:06.520 have black mold, yes, because I wake up every single 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:08.639 morning with the migraine, but it goes away instantly. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:11.080 It's not black mold. Now I figured out what it is. 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:11.560 What is it. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.840 It's a ghas leak. Oh my god, we literally have 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:17.400 a gas leak and it's seeping gas into the air constant. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.079 You're so annoying. Like two weeks ago, I was out 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.640 with our friends and he was like, he texted me, 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.200 He's like, we have it. Oh my god, we have 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.080 a natural gas leak. In my head, what I thought 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:29.280 that meant is that someone knocked on the door and 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.359 was like, oh my gosh, there was something happened in 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:35.680 the neighborhood, like we need to evacuate whatever whatever. And 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.200 I was like, oh my gosh, how do you know? 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:39.639 And he was like, it just smells kind of funny 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.760 and I and then he said, anyway, I want to 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:46.200 look it up because your text was so like you 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.639 googled something in the van like in between our texts. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:52.840 I just have all this information in my brain constantly 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:56.240 because I'm super paranoid. But no, the house smelled like 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:01.280 literally like sulfur, which is what they put in natural 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.320 gas to make it have a smell, or propane to 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.079 make it have a smell, because naturally propane doesn't have 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:09.880 a smell. But if there's a propane leak, you should 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.160 know about it. So they put like an odor in 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:13.760 it to make it smell. And that's what I was 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.919 smelling because I remember when my dad would grow I 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.000 would smell that shit all the time. And I was like, Okay, 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:19.760 the house is going to explode, Like, let me not 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:21.080 like light anything. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.200 Oh, so it wasn't a natural gas leak. It was 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:24.000 just a gas leak. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.080 But said pain natural gas. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:32.280 I don't know you were the one saying natural gas. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.320 So I was like, I was thinking, like yield and 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:35.840 like what killed the fucking dinosaurs. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.560 I was expecting my house to explode. That's literally what 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.840 I was expecting was like the house to explode into 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.760 shrapnel and wood and to turn everything into dust. And 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:46.000 it's just like an isolated vent on the corner of 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:49.080 the corner of our block and like people are like, 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:52.240 oh my god, yeah, there was like an explosion, like people. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:57.880 Now it killed two things. Drew and everybody else was 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.920 at work because it was a bunch of things. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:01.840 What do you mean I'm a people? 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:06.680 No, No, you're not. You're more than that. You're an icon. 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:10.840 You're not, you're no longer you're an icon. Here's the 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.080 text he said to me. He said, there's the really 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.880 there's the really bad smell filling the house. And I 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:18.960 thought natural gas immediately, because I know the way I'm 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:22.000 going to start for the beginning, actually, I said. He 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:23.640 called me answer. 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:25.000 And then I called him back. I just need to 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:29.240 say I have typos in my text. Like if you 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.760 text me, you know this and you get used to 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:34.600 it and you just learn to assume and understand what 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:38.360 I'm saying because every other word is either misspelled or 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:41.120 like not grammatically correct or like whatever it is, and 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:44.280 what it is is, I don't give a fuck, like 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.840 people know exactly what I'm trying to say. Like when 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:51.520 people have typos to me, I mean, I'm like, do 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:52.080 you mean this? 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:56.479 Actually? So we have to talk about that. What the 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.080 acting coach said to you? 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:01.839 Oh yeah, literally? So we were doing this like self tape. Yeah, 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:05.719 I'm an active baby. I'm an active baby. And I 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.680 had read my lines like all night, so I had 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.560 them like memorized. And then he was like, why don't 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:11.880 we just like try like reading them off the screen, 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:15.440 and like this person is the person who were like 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.640 doing the scene with. And I was like okay, and 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.359 like he was like scrolling through and like I was 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.680 just like constantly mixing up the words and shit, and 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.360 he was like, you have dyslexia, don't you. And I 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:29.040 was like, yeah, I've like never been diagnosed with dyslexia. 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.839 I just lied to him because I was embarrassed because 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:35.200 I don't know how to fucking read out loud. But oh, 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:39.799 I can literally smell the smell now, the natural gas smell. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.880 Really, because I'm right next to the stove, I don't 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:44.280 smell it. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:46.200 That's fine anything. 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.640 Maybe I'm just trigging my brain into thinking it's a round, 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:54.560 but uh yeah, back to the type of shit. I 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:56.760 can assume what you're trying to say, and I don't 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:58.680 have to send back like oh, did you mean this, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.719 because yes, you knew that's what I fucking meant. Like 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.760 I know what you're trying to say, you don't have 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:03.600 to fucking correct me. 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:08.120 Yours just really bad grammatically because also, like so many 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:11.359 times in our day, I hear him say something and 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:13.440 I'm like huh, and he's like, oh, I I just 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:14.960 said it to my phone, so it writes it. 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:17.760 Yeah. Literally, I just yelled into my phone because I'm 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:19.560 like one, I'm like, I don't want to type all 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.240 that shit out into I don't know how to spell 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:24.240 that word. And it's honestly genius, like I'm utilizing the 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.080 future in a way they never even expect. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:32.480 It or you can just turn on like the predictive thing. Okay, 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:37.240 so here it is. He called me. He called me. 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.039 I didn't answer because I didn't see it. And then 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.760 I called him back and he didn't answer, and then 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.920 he called me again and I didn't answer, so then 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:48.440 I said, hey, what's up. He said, I think we 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.000 might have a natural ghas leak, but I'm not sure 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:53.839 how to tell slash if we have a censor lol, 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.200 which immediately I was like, you think we have a 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:59.320 natural ghastlink but you're not sure how to tell like, 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.840 and I said, hmmm, is the oven on? Like why 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:06.640 do I feel that because I use like the stove 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:09.240 all the time, so I was so I was like 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.760 maybe I like also, I have before knocked into the 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.480 knobs and turned it on. And I was like, oh, 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.640 tell like our landlord to send someone over, like it 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:21.040 would be simple. And he goes, there's the really bad 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:25.320 smell filling the house. And I thought natural gas immediately, 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:29.280 because I know they put a chemical in gas that 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.840 smells like Ryan eggs, because natural gas on its own 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:36.720 is odorless. And I said, hmm, I want to call 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:40.160 the landlord. And then he didn't say anything to. 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.920 That, and then I was trying to give drama, trying 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:44.120 to be like I know it was. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.560 It was so annoying because I was like, I'm literally 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:48.640 out and like, now you're gonna give me paranoid. 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.560 Yeah, I was giving drama when I wasn't responding. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:54.000 I'll be honest, And I don't know what I said 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.920 an audio message. I'm not going to play it or 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:56.720 should I play it? 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:04.040 Sure, no windows on the stove to see. 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:06.720 If you were knocked into the stove. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:12.080 M see you feed into my delusions, that's the thing. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.560 No, because you were scaring me. I was like, you 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:15.960 know what it was? It was one of the moment 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.080 I was like, dude, Azul would die first because she's 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:19.880 so small that if she's in it's like. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.679 The parakeets that they bring into the ship on arrival 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:23.800 or and then mine chefs. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.160 Yeah, I'm like, this is gonna die first because she's 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.400 probably in the kitchen snooping around the garbage and she's 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:37.280 gonna inhale all the gas first. Also, that's the other thing. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:38.520 If we don't have batteries in our. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:41.400 Proom, we do we do. I looked at it. We 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.840 do have batteries, not the one in my bedroom, but 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.120 the one in the hallway. It's on it's just hanging 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:46.600 off the wall. 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.160 Anyway, you were having me fucking occupied forever. And then 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:55.480 I called him and I was like, hey, like, if 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.240 you want to, like, you could just uber to home 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:59.800 Deepot and they have like the testers and he's just like, 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:01.640 I don't think I want to do that because he's 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.840 more lazy than he is one like I would rather 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.000 die fifteen dollars on an uber. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:09.840 I would rather die and have every fiver of my 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.520 being ripped apart and exploded down to the like atomic 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.240 molecular level. Didn't have to drive to home depot or 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.880 uber to home depot to get batteries to put it 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:22.360 in the carbon monoxide detector. But before we finished the story, 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:26.079 let's hear from our ads. Let's hear from us, our 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:29.160 ad reads, our sponsors, Let's hear from our sponsors. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.600 Oh my god, girl, you're that Yeah. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.960 Okay, we can just get pick it up. Oh wow, 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.520 that was beautiful. That was beautiful. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.920 And then he was just like, oh no, I'm not 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.400 going to do anything, and then didn't text me back forever, 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.440 and I was like, oh my god, so that drama. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:47.160 So I was like, what are you going to do? 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.600 Didn't say anything to me for an hour, and then 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:56.400 I said any updates? He said nope, window widows open, 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:00.800 smell still around. I said yeah. I said again, you 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.120 can get a test at home depot and he said 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:06.360 I'd been dead already. L o loo lool And I 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:11.240 said is it that fast? And then that ended there 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:13.600 and I was like, fuck this motherfucker. I'm like out, 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:15.559 like at a museum, like on my phone, trying to 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:16.760 see my friends, like dying. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:21.120 Yeah, as you should. If people aren't constantly thinking about me, 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.360 what the fuck are they doing? Because I am literally 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:26.360 the only actually a live person on this planet, and 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.719 no one else can prove to me that that's well 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:31.480 if you want people to see. The way Kai just 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.559 looked at me when I said that was very suspicious. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:36.439 It was like I caught him looking at me and 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.800 like he's supposed to be like acting like he is, 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:40.319 you know what I'm saying. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.640 Like he's supposed to be acting like he's not, Just like. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.640 You too, are putting on the performance of your lifetime 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.560 being around me every single day of the life, every 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.280 single day, and then at night, like you go and 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:53.240 report back to like the Truman Show, like producers, and 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.640 you're like, how did I do? Like should I add 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:56.640 some flavor to it? 0:10:56.679 --> 0:11:00.440 Like you suffer from delusion to brander quite often. 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:02.800 Yeah, well no, not delusions of grandeur. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.199 It's more like I think your schizophrenic. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.400 I think you guys need to shut the fuck up. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.400 I'm gonna I'm gonna let my altars come out. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:15.400 Anyway. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:15.760 Oh. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.360 Also, circling back around to the self tapes, me Andrew 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.079 did not talk about. 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:22.679 Embarrassing. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:26.320 Okay, for reference, I've done a few self tapes, like 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:29.280 and I obviously have not gotten any parts. I'm like 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.040 really lazy with it. It's actually really upsetting. I should 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.440 take the chance to like go to acting class and 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:36.480 work on it whatever, But I'm a busy girl and 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.800 I like would rather have fun than you'd like further 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:43.960 my career. So I've like done a bunch of self 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:46.800 tapes before, and like I usually don't, like I never 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:48.960 go in being like I'm gonna get this because I'm like, 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:53.400 I don't take classes. I never practiced this, like I'm 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.000 not gonna go in self tape and like miraculously get it. 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.480 The closest I've gotten is like being told to do 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:02.440 like a second round of self tape, which honestly is 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.000 just them being like, you know what you should do 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:07.120 right now is spend money for nothing, and then me 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.800 being like okay, like I guess I have nothing better 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:14.319 to do. But me and Drew went and neither of 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.240 us had like spoken about it, like or I don't know, 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:18.959 I don't know what about it got our hopes of 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.200 I think it was like you're like you had like 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.480 this I had. It was the both of us doing it. 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:26.680 Yeah, I was like, Okay, one, this is really cute. 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:31.600 And also I literally thought it was made for us, 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.800 like that's the thing is I thought it was made 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.800 for us, but like our agent was like, no, this 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:39.960 is like literally made for you, and I was like, 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.240 oh my god, oh my god, they wrote something for me, 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.280 like with me and mind, and I didn't like try 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.199 to clarify that, and I literally thought it was on 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:48.600 my mind. 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:52.120 I understood that like someone being like, oh, like this 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.160 part was literally made for you just means like, oh, 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:57.880 it's like the character is you. So it's like it 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.520 should be easy to do a self tape. 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.079 If that's he tape ever leaked, that would actually kill myself. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:06.400 It would be so bad. I literally can't you know. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.720 It's funny that is the fact that you still walked 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:14.600 away and we were like so basically alkay. So they 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:17.160 gave us the song. I won't say the name of 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.360 the song that like is gonna be like the soundtrack 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.520 that they're choosing, because like I think that's literally fucking illegal. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.079 But they told us this song. It's like a song 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.400 I know, and that song already makes me happy. 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:30.960 And like it's. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:35.199 A good So like on the way there, the way there, 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.120 I was playing it just because I had listened to 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.120 it that morning of the cell tape, because I was like, dude, 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.760 I haven't heard this song in so long, and because 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:43.320 I'm a piece of shit and I don't read my 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:46.200 lines until literally an hour before I need to leave 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.440 the house. So I saw that it plays in there, 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:49.800 I was like, oh my god, this song is so good. 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:50.400 Was the same. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.199 This was also my first audition ever. Yeah, I have 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.200 to let you let that let you in on that 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:55.959 little secret. 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:58.920 So like all the way there, and I was playing 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.880 the car in a car, and like Drew was driving 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.679 so I could again I'm a piece of shit, I 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.200 was so I could memorize my lines in the car. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:10.320 So Drew was driving. We were like going back and 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.200 forth because like one of the scenes we weren't doing 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:13.800 a self tape together, but one of the scenes we 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.440 like we would have together. So we were like going 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.320 back and forth trying to like help each other remember 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.840 the lines. We got there, I went and did my 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.880 self tape like per usual. I'm like, that's probably the 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.960 most average job I could do as a human on 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:30.000 this planet. Serve went back to the car and then 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.680 Drew went back and like, I don't know what about it. 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:34.600 Like for some reason, me and Jor we're like, wait, 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:36.960 now that we're doing it, like I actually really want 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:38.520 it because like now I'm going out of my way 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:39.080 to do this thing. 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:40.960 Like meeting up to it, we were kind of just 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.240 like h whatever, like. 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:44.840 We'll do it. Agents are like telling us to. 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.200 It's good experience, like it's a good practice. We're not 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:49.120 going to get the part, like it's whatever, Like this 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:52.240 is just fun. And like when I was like on 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.200 the car ride over there, I was like thinking about 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:57.880 it and like I had that like feeling of like 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:02.720 like excitement and like almost like like a passion for 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.160 this like craft to like pursue. And I was like, 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.200 oh my god, I literally haven't felt this since like 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:09.880 we started like the podcast or like since we'd like 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.600 were talking about field trip, and I was like, this 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.800 is so exciting, Like I literally like would love to 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:17.120 like pursue this further. 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.360 It's so funny. And then Drew came back and he 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:22.320 literally was like I'm a pit myself. I'm literally not 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:25.000 hungry because I like I hated that. Yeah, like d 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.240 You're like did not enjoy his experience. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.359 Oh no, it was so bad. It was self. 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:32.440 Taping in front of me. Also, to clarify, we were 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:35.400 doing it with an acting coach who I had been 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:39.040 to multiple times. So I went in and I was like, man, nude, 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:42.320 and I'm gonna come in here act like I memorize 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.080 the lines for a week and you're gonna believe me 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.880 because I just remember them in the car twenty minutes 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:48.880 even though I've literally never said any of this out 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:50.040 loud before this moment. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.280 But basically we got out, we sat in the car 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:57.600 and like we just like fantasize and romanticize and we're like, wait, 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.240 like why are we literally going to get the part? 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.960 And like we were like we never even said that 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:05.000 to it. We're in secrecy, and both in our brains 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:07.280 were like why are we literally about to be started? 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:08.760 Like why are we about to be. 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:12.160 To get food? And we were sitting eating and literally 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:13.920 like that the other day when we were in the 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:16.080 car plight the second and I broke and I was 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.000 like the way we both had a secret delusion that 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:19.680 we were going to get that. 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:22.440 No, I was like, my first lead is gonna be 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:25.520 in an A twenty four film, Like there's just crazy, 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.080 Like I cannot believe I'm this good. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:30.840 Literally, you're both like both of us walked up being 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.160 like yeah, I did probably the most mediocre job, Like 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:37.080 it's embarrassing on my part, but somehow like there was 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.600 a delusion in the back of our head listening to 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:43.200 us time that we were both like, my life after today, 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:43.760 it's going. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.640 To be Differ's going to be in the documentary. 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:48.120 Yes, I'm gonna remember this day and be like, what 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:50.880 a bland day I just wanted? Did the self tape puttle? 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:51.400 Did I know. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.720 I was a stop baby. 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:59.400 Dude? I just love us sitting in silence with that delusion. 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:01.120 The song playing a bother them was just like. 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:05.000 It was literally when you said that, it like fucking 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:06.080 kills literally. 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:08.320 Felt like a two thousand rom com where like everything 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.040 works out in the end. So the friends are like this, 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:15.280 They're like, hey, we're not so bad after all. And 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.400 then the song blares off when we drive off into 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.280 the sunset and spend thirty dollars on a Medio Camela 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:20.880 Air the. 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:24.320 Worst food ever I've ever eaten in I like, ummm. 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.919 Sorry, I have something important to say. It's not actually important, 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:33.320 but I do have something that I thought about that 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:38.200 was like making me personally crack up. It's crazy how 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:39.639 you used to be able to go to school and 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.280 just lie and nobody could check you because we didn't 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.119 have cell phones that you could just look it up 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.359 in someone's face, and like you could go to school 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:47.640 and be like, oh, did you know that the moon 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:49.639 is actually only like three hundred feet away and you 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:53.280 could literally walk there if they put out like anta. Yeah, 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.080 I literally heard that on National Geographic last night. 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.399 Wait, you can just walk to the moon with an escalator. 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:03.639 Yeah, they're building one right now. Wait where it'll probably 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:07.320 be the launch pad is like Texas, So that's good 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:08.600 for you. When you go back to see. 0:18:08.480 --> 0:18:11.240 Your family, she's lying to you. You should know this. 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.560 What why would he know this? It's literally the. 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:15.600 News came out last The. 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:17.560 News came out last night at eleven pm. My mom, 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.720 let me say late, so I got to see it. 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:23.600 So now you're calling her a liar. The missogyny, the 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:25.800 misogyny jumped out. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:28.960 We were in like fourth grade, so like, you fucked 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:29.680 up big time. 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:34.280 The misogyny leaped out the fact that like you call 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:36.240 a woman crazy is just crazy? 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.399 Yeah, and you're when did I call it? And you're crazy? 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:40.400 And you're going to hell? 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:43.080 Well you're gonna burn? 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.960 Wait what are you saying? To him, are you saying 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:46.480 more mean things? 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:48.680 He just covered his mouth and said, she is crazy. 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:49.520