Speaker 1: Not that classes now panzo.
Speaker 2: Oh literally sorry now, like you.
Speaker 1: Literally were so slow to understand what I was saying.
Speaker 1: Four seconds. It took you four seconds to piss me off.
Speaker 2: On the podcast, four freaking seconds.
Speaker 1: Drew's having his unspiked can. That's his cup of joe.
Speaker 2: This is my tea for the day. Wait tea.
Speaker 1: Drew's still saying tea seriously in every given situation, it's
Speaker 1: really fucked up. I was talking about like grieving my
Speaker 1: mother and yeah.
Speaker 2: That's literally to you, like it's giving tea.
Speaker 1: Though I don't know if it's like tea. It's not
Speaker 1: like gossip, but no, it's like that, like that's tea,
Speaker 1: Like it's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like you're spilling the truth. I'm sipping the
Speaker 2: truth tea.
Speaker 1: You should saying like that's the truth.
Speaker 2: The truth is the new lice. Do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's it's more than that. It's a religion.
Speaker 1: It's a way.
Speaker 2: You don't have to explain it to me, girl.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean, like, yeah, I thought you would
Speaker 1: be appreciative that for once. I was like acknowledging it.
Speaker 2: And like, no, I don't need that from you anymore. Oh,
Speaker 2: you've moved an army, dude. I'm really hot, like.
Speaker 1: Like sexy or like physically hot, like physically hot. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's been really cold in the house and
Speaker 1: I keep waking up with migraine. So maybe we do
Speaker 1: have black mold, yes, because I wake up every single
Speaker 1: morning with the migraine, but it goes away instantly.
Speaker 2: It's not black mold. Now I figured out what it is.
Speaker 1: What is it.
Speaker 2: It's a ghas leak. Oh my god, we literally have
Speaker 2: a gas leak and it's seeping gas into the air constant.
Speaker 1: You're so annoying. Like two weeks ago, I was out
Speaker 1: with our friends and he was like, he texted me,
Speaker 1: He's like, we have it. Oh my god, we have
Speaker 1: a natural gas leak. In my head, what I thought
Speaker 1: that meant is that someone knocked on the door and
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh, there was something happened in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood, like we need to evacuate whatever whatever. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, how do you know?
Speaker 1: And he was like, it just smells kind of funny
Speaker 1: and I and then he said, anyway, I want to
Speaker 1: look it up because your text was so like you
Speaker 1: googled something in the van like in between our texts.
Speaker 2: I just have all this information in my brain constantly
Speaker 2: because I'm super paranoid. But no, the house smelled like
Speaker 2: literally like sulfur, which is what they put in natural
Speaker 2: gas to make it have a smell, or propane to
Speaker 2: make it have a smell, because naturally propane doesn't have
Speaker 2: a smell. But if there's a propane leak, you should
Speaker 2: know about it. So they put like an odor in
Speaker 2: it to make it smell. And that's what I was
Speaker 2: smelling because I remember when my dad would grow I
Speaker 2: would smell that shit all the time. And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: the house is going to explode, Like, let me not
Speaker 2: like light anything.
Speaker 1: Oh, so it wasn't a natural gas leak. It was
Speaker 1: just a gas leak.
Speaker 2: But said pain natural gas.
Speaker 1: I don't know you were the one saying natural gas.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I was thinking, like yield and
Speaker 1: like what killed the fucking dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: I was expecting my house to explode. That's literally what
Speaker 2: I was expecting was like the house to explode into
Speaker 2: shrapnel and wood and to turn everything into dust. And
Speaker 2: it's just like an isolated vent on the corner of
Speaker 2: the corner of our block and like people are like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, yeah, there was like an explosion, like people.
Speaker 1: Now it killed two things. Drew and everybody else was
Speaker 1: at work because it was a bunch of things.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I'm a people?
Speaker 1: No, No, you're not. You're more than that. You're an icon.
Speaker 1: You're not, you're no longer you're an icon. Here's the
Speaker 1: text he said to me. He said, there's the really
Speaker 1: there's the really bad smell filling the house. And I
Speaker 1: thought natural gas immediately, because I know the way I'm
Speaker 1: going to start for the beginning, actually, I said. He
Speaker 1: called me answer.
Speaker 2: And then I called him back. I just need to
Speaker 2: say I have typos in my text. Like if you
Speaker 2: text me, you know this and you get used to
Speaker 2: it and you just learn to assume and understand what
Speaker 2: I'm saying because every other word is either misspelled or
Speaker 2: like not grammatically correct or like whatever it is, and
Speaker 2: what it is is, I don't give a fuck, like
Speaker 2: people know exactly what I'm trying to say. Like when
Speaker 2: people have typos to me, I mean, I'm like, do
Speaker 2: you mean this?
Speaker 1: Actually? So we have to talk about that. What the
Speaker 1: acting coach said to you?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, literally? So we were doing this like self tape. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm an active baby. I'm an active baby. And I
Speaker 2: had read my lines like all night, so I had
Speaker 2: them like memorized. And then he was like, why don't
Speaker 2: we just like try like reading them off the screen,
Speaker 2: and like this person is the person who were like
Speaker 2: doing the scene with. And I was like okay, and
Speaker 2: like he was like scrolling through and like I was
Speaker 2: just like constantly mixing up the words and shit, and
Speaker 2: he was like, you have dyslexia, don't you. And I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I've like never been diagnosed with dyslexia.
Speaker 2: I just lied to him because I was embarrassed because
Speaker 2: I don't know how to fucking read out loud. But oh,
Speaker 2: I can literally smell the smell now, the natural gas smell.
Speaker 3: Really, because I'm right next to the stove, I don't
Speaker 3: smell it.
Speaker 1: That's fine anything.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just trigging my brain into thinking it's a round,
Speaker 2: but uh yeah, back to the type of shit. I
Speaker 2: can assume what you're trying to say, and I don't
Speaker 2: have to send back like oh, did you mean this,
Speaker 2: because yes, you knew that's what I fucking meant. Like
Speaker 2: I know what you're trying to say, you don't have
Speaker 2: to fucking correct me.
Speaker 1: Yours just really bad grammatically because also, like so many
Speaker 1: times in our day, I hear him say something and
Speaker 1: I'm like huh, and he's like, oh, I I just
Speaker 1: said it to my phone, so it writes it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Literally, I just yelled into my phone because I'm
Speaker 2: like one, I'm like, I don't want to type all
Speaker 2: that shit out into I don't know how to spell
Speaker 2: that word. And it's honestly genius, like I'm utilizing the
Speaker 2: future in a way they never even expect.
Speaker 1: It or you can just turn on like the predictive thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here it is. He called me. He called me.
Speaker 1: I didn't answer because I didn't see it. And then
Speaker 1: I called him back and he didn't answer, and then
Speaker 1: he called me again and I didn't answer, so then
Speaker 1: I said, hey, what's up. He said, I think we
Speaker 1: might have a natural ghas leak, but I'm not sure
Speaker 1: how to tell slash if we have a censor lol,
Speaker 1: which immediately I was like, you think we have a
Speaker 1: natural ghastlink but you're not sure how to tell like,
Speaker 1: and I said, hmmm, is the oven on? Like why
Speaker 1: do I feel that because I use like the stove
Speaker 1: all the time, so I was so I was like
Speaker 1: maybe I like also, I have before knocked into the
Speaker 1: knobs and turned it on. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: tell like our landlord to send someone over, like it
Speaker 1: would be simple. And he goes, there's the really bad
Speaker 1: smell filling the house. And I thought natural gas immediately,
Speaker 1: because I know they put a chemical in gas that
Speaker 1: smells like Ryan eggs, because natural gas on its own
Speaker 1: is odorless. And I said, hmm, I want to call
Speaker 1: the landlord. And then he didn't say anything to.
Speaker 2: That, and then I was trying to give drama, trying
Speaker 2: to be like I know it was.
Speaker 1: It was so annoying because I was like, I'm literally
Speaker 1: out and like, now you're gonna give me paranoid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was giving drama when I wasn't responding.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, And I don't know what I said
Speaker 1: an audio message. I'm not going to play it or
Speaker 1: should I play it?
Speaker 2: Sure, no windows on the stove to see.
Speaker 1: If you were knocked into the stove.
Speaker 2: M see you feed into my delusions, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: No, because you were scaring me. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what it was? It was one of the moment
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, Azul would die first because she's
Speaker 1: so small that if she's in it's like.
Speaker 2: The parakeets that they bring into the ship on arrival
Speaker 2: or and then mine chefs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, this is gonna die first because she's
Speaker 1: probably in the kitchen snooping around the garbage and she's
Speaker 1: gonna inhale all the gas first. Also, that's the other thing.
Speaker 1: If we don't have batteries in our.
Speaker 2: Proom, we do we do. I looked at it. We
Speaker 2: do have batteries, not the one in my bedroom, but
Speaker 2: the one in the hallway. It's on it's just hanging
Speaker 2: off the wall.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you were having me fucking occupied forever. And then
Speaker 1: I called him and I was like, hey, like, if
Speaker 1: you want to, like, you could just uber to home
Speaker 1: Deepot and they have like the testers and he's just like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to do that because he's
Speaker 1: more lazy than he is one like I would rather
Speaker 1: die fifteen dollars on an uber.
Speaker 2: I would rather die and have every fiver of my
Speaker 2: being ripped apart and exploded down to the like atomic
Speaker 2: molecular level. Didn't have to drive to home depot or
Speaker 2: uber to home depot to get batteries to put it
Speaker 2: in the carbon monoxide detector. But before we finished the story,
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, girl, you're that Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, we can just get pick it up. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: that was beautiful. That was beautiful.
Speaker 1: And then he was just like, oh no, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do anything, and then didn't text me back forever,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, so that drama.
Speaker 1: So I was like, what are you going to do?
Speaker 1: Didn't say anything to me for an hour, and then
Speaker 1: I said any updates? He said nope, window widows open,
Speaker 1: smell still around. I said yeah. I said again, you
Speaker 1: can get a test at home depot and he said
Speaker 1: I'd been dead already. L o loo lool And I
Speaker 1: said is it that fast? And then that ended there
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck this motherfucker. I'm like out,
Speaker 1: like at a museum, like on my phone, trying to
Speaker 1: see my friends, like dying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as you should. If people aren't constantly thinking about me,
Speaker 2: what the fuck are they doing? Because I am literally
Speaker 2: the only actually a live person on this planet, and
Speaker 2: no one else can prove to me that that's well
Speaker 2: if you want people to see. The way Kai just
Speaker 2: looked at me when I said that was very suspicious.
Speaker 2: It was like I caught him looking at me and
Speaker 2: like he's supposed to be like acting like he is,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like he's supposed to be acting like he's not, Just like.
Speaker 2: You too, are putting on the performance of your lifetime
Speaker 2: being around me every single day of the life, every
Speaker 2: single day, and then at night, like you go and
Speaker 2: report back to like the Truman Show, like producers, and
Speaker 2: you're like, how did I do? Like should I add
Speaker 2: some flavor to it?
Speaker 1: Like you suffer from delusion to brander quite often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, not delusions of grandeur.
Speaker 3: It's more like I think your schizophrenic.
Speaker 2: I think you guys need to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna let my altars come out.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Also, circling back around to the self tapes, me Andrew
Speaker 1: did not talk about.
Speaker 2: Embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Okay, for reference, I've done a few self tapes, like
Speaker 1: and I obviously have not gotten any parts. I'm like
Speaker 1: really lazy with it. It's actually really upsetting. I should
Speaker 1: take the chance to like go to acting class and
Speaker 1: work on it whatever, But I'm a busy girl and
Speaker 1: I like would rather have fun than you'd like further
Speaker 1: my career. So I've like done a bunch of self
Speaker 1: tapes before, and like I usually don't, like I never
Speaker 1: go in being like I'm gonna get this because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't take classes. I never practiced this, like I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna go in self tape and like miraculously get it.
Speaker 1: The closest I've gotten is like being told to do
Speaker 1: like a second round of self tape, which honestly is
Speaker 1: just them being like, you know what you should do
Speaker 1: right now is spend money for nothing, and then me
Speaker 1: being like okay, like I guess I have nothing better
Speaker 1: to do. But me and Drew went and neither of
Speaker 1: us had like spoken about it, like or I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what about it got our hopes of
Speaker 1: I think it was like you're like you had like
Speaker 1: this I had. It was the both of us doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, Okay, one, this is really cute.
Speaker 2: And also I literally thought it was made for us,
Speaker 2: like that's the thing is I thought it was made
Speaker 2: for us, but like our agent was like, no, this
Speaker 2: is like literally made for you, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, oh my god, they wrote something for me,
Speaker 2: like with me and mind, and I didn't like try
Speaker 2: to clarify that, and I literally thought it was on
Speaker 2: my mind.
Speaker 1: I understood that like someone being like, oh, like this
Speaker 1: part was literally made for you just means like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's like the character is you. So it's like it
Speaker 1: should be easy to do a self tape.
Speaker 2: If that's he tape ever leaked, that would actually kill myself.
Speaker 2: It would be so bad. I literally can't you know.
Speaker 1: It's funny that is the fact that you still walked
Speaker 1: away and we were like so basically alkay. So they
Speaker 1: gave us the song. I won't say the name of
Speaker 1: the song that like is gonna be like the soundtrack
Speaker 1: that they're choosing, because like I think that's literally fucking illegal.
Speaker 1: But they told us this song. It's like a song
Speaker 1: I know, and that song already makes me happy.
Speaker 2: And like it's.
Speaker 1: A good So like on the way there, the way there,
Speaker 1: I was playing it just because I had listened to
Speaker 1: it that morning of the cell tape, because I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard this song in so long, and because
Speaker 1: I'm a piece of shit and I don't read my
Speaker 1: lines until literally an hour before I need to leave
Speaker 1: the house. So I saw that it plays in there,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, this song is so good.
Speaker 1: Was the same.
Speaker 2: This was also my first audition ever. Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: to let you let that let you in on that
Speaker 2: little secret.
Speaker 1: So like all the way there, and I was playing
Speaker 1: the car in a car, and like Drew was driving
Speaker 1: so I could again I'm a piece of shit, I
Speaker 1: was so I could memorize my lines in the car.
Speaker 1: So Drew was driving. We were like going back and
Speaker 1: forth because like one of the scenes we weren't doing
Speaker 1: a self tape together, but one of the scenes we
Speaker 1: like we would have together. So we were like going
Speaker 1: back and forth trying to like help each other remember
Speaker 1: the lines. We got there, I went and did my
Speaker 1: self tape like per usual. I'm like, that's probably the
Speaker 1: most average job I could do as a human on
Speaker 1: this planet. Serve went back to the car and then
Speaker 1: Drew went back and like, I don't know what about it.
Speaker 1: Like for some reason, me and Jor we're like, wait,
Speaker 1: now that we're doing it, like I actually really want
Speaker 1: it because like now I'm going out of my way
Speaker 1: to do this thing.
Speaker 2: Like meeting up to it, we were kind of just
Speaker 2: like h whatever, like.
Speaker 1: We'll do it. Agents are like telling us to.
Speaker 2: It's good experience, like it's a good practice. We're not
Speaker 2: going to get the part, like it's whatever, Like this
Speaker 2: is just fun. And like when I was like on
Speaker 2: the car ride over there, I was like thinking about
Speaker 2: it and like I had that like feeling of like
Speaker 2: like excitement and like almost like like a passion for
Speaker 2: this like craft to like pursue. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I literally haven't felt this since like
Speaker 2: we started like the podcast or like since we'd like
Speaker 2: were talking about field trip, and I was like, this
Speaker 2: is so exciting, Like I literally like would love to
Speaker 2: like pursue this further.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. And then Drew came back and he
Speaker 1: literally was like I'm a pit myself. I'm literally not
Speaker 1: hungry because I like I hated that. Yeah, like d
Speaker 1: You're like did not enjoy his experience.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was so bad. It was self.
Speaker 1: Taping in front of me. Also, to clarify, we were
Speaker 1: doing it with an acting coach who I had been
Speaker 1: to multiple times. So I went in and I was like, man, nude,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna come in here act like I memorize
Speaker 1: the lines for a week and you're gonna believe me
Speaker 1: because I just remember them in the car twenty minutes
Speaker 1: even though I've literally never said any of this out
Speaker 1: loud before this moment.
Speaker 2: But basically we got out, we sat in the car
Speaker 2: and like we just like fantasize and romanticize and we're like, wait,
Speaker 2: like why are we literally going to get the part?
Speaker 2: And like we were like we never even said that
Speaker 2: to it. We're in secrecy, and both in our brains
Speaker 2: were like why are we literally about to be started?
Speaker 2: Like why are we about to be.
Speaker 1: To get food? And we were sitting eating and literally
Speaker 1: like that the other day when we were in the
Speaker 1: car plight the second and I broke and I was
Speaker 1: like the way we both had a secret delusion that
Speaker 1: we were going to get that.
Speaker 2: No, I was like, my first lead is gonna be
Speaker 2: in an A twenty four film, Like there's just crazy,
Speaker 2: Like I cannot believe I'm this good.
Speaker 1: Literally, you're both like both of us walked up being
Speaker 1: like yeah, I did probably the most mediocre job, Like
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing on my part, but somehow like there was
Speaker 1: a delusion in the back of our head listening to
Speaker 1: us time that we were both like, my life after today,
Speaker 1: it's going.
Speaker 2: To be Differ's going to be in the documentary.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna remember this day and be like, what
Speaker 1: a bland day I just wanted? Did the self tape puttle?
Speaker 1: Did I know.
Speaker 2: I was a stop baby.
Speaker 1: Dude? I just love us sitting in silence with that delusion.
Speaker 1: The song playing a bother them was just like.
Speaker 2: It was literally when you said that, it like fucking
Speaker 2: kills literally.
Speaker 1: Felt like a two thousand rom com where like everything
Speaker 1: works out in the end. So the friends are like this,
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, we're not so bad after all. And
Speaker 1: then the song blares off when we drive off into
Speaker 1: the sunset and spend thirty dollars on a Medio Camela
Speaker 1: Air the.
Speaker 2: Worst food ever I've ever eaten in I like, ummm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I have something important to say. It's not actually important,
Speaker 1: but I do have something that I thought about that
Speaker 1: was like making me personally crack up. It's crazy how
Speaker 1: you used to be able to go to school and
Speaker 1: just lie and nobody could check you because we didn't
Speaker 1: have cell phones that you could just look it up
Speaker 1: in someone's face, and like you could go to school
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, did you know that the moon
Speaker 1: is actually only like three hundred feet away and you
Speaker 1: could literally walk there if they put out like anta. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I literally heard that on National Geographic last night.
Speaker 2: Wait, you can just walk to the moon with an escalator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're building one right now. Wait where it'll probably
Speaker 1: be the launch pad is like Texas, So that's good
Speaker 1: for you. When you go back to see.
Speaker 3: Your family, she's lying to you. You should know this.
Speaker 1: What why would he know this? It's literally the.
Speaker 2: News came out last The.
Speaker 1: News came out last night at eleven pm. My mom,
Speaker 1: let me say late, so I got to see it.
Speaker 2: So now you're calling her a liar. The missogyny, the
Speaker 2: misogyny jumped out.
Speaker 1: We were in like fourth grade, so like, you fucked
Speaker 1: up big time.
Speaker 2: The misogyny leaped out the fact that like you call
Speaker 2: a woman crazy is just crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're when did I call it? And you're crazy?
Speaker 1: And you're going to hell?
Speaker 2: Well you're gonna burn?
Speaker 1: Wait what are you saying? To him, are you saying
Speaker 1: more mean things?
Speaker 3: He just covered his mouth and said, she is crazy.
Speaker 3: She is crazy.
Speaker 2: I did not say that. I literally did not.
Speaker 1: Say that, you guys, because I'm taking that word and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm crazy about myself.
Speaker 2: I'm reclaiming the word crazy and I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm crazy for love.
Speaker 2: Damn, that's ihue love.
Speaker 1: But I think that guy's right. Let me literally look up.
Speaker 1: I think I was like high in the bathroom and
Speaker 1: I set it to my phone, and I want to
Speaker 1: see what the phone caught. You used to be able
Speaker 1: to just lie and say you know something because of
Speaker 1: the Internet and people, oh, because of the lack of
Speaker 1: the Internet, and people couldn't Google it in your face.
Speaker 1: Because of the accessibility to Google.
Speaker 2: This sounds like one of my texts.
Speaker 1: People still didn't really trust Google also, so you could
Speaker 1: literally just lie and say, oh, no, that's on Wikipedia.
Speaker 1: Someone probably wrote that in and lied about it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I trust Wikipedia with my heart. Everything on Wikipedia is
Speaker 2: real to me.
Speaker 1: I don't trust Wikipedia. I've never like read Wikipedia. If
Speaker 1: I look something up and the first thing is a Wikipedia,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess I don't have to know.
Speaker 2: No, I have the Wikipedia app on my phone and
Speaker 2: I just go through it and like learn things like
Speaker 2: let's look at my history, Romanian bones, all worm scientology
Speaker 2: and celebrities, drag race Insomniac games, list of most expensive.
Speaker 2: What else do we got? Oh?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: The Love Parade disaster? I won't get into it, but
Speaker 2: it's really tragic and sad.
Speaker 3: I don't understand how Wikipedia works. Like it seems like
Speaker 3: all that shit is is true, but anyone can change.
Speaker 2: It, right, Yeah, you can go I could go in
Speaker 2: and edit everything, but it like there are like moderators
Speaker 2: that like, like it's hard to explain because like when
Speaker 2: I was like having everybody hack my like school's Wikipedia
Speaker 2: to like change like the school colors to like pubes
Speaker 2: and like make me like a notable alumni and shit,
Speaker 2: Like it was really hard to get that stuff approved
Speaker 2: because there is some one who's like actively like approving
Speaker 2: and denying it. But like sometimes it slips through the cracks,
Speaker 2: and like there is like a system in place to
Speaker 2: like make sure there aren't just like blatant lies in
Speaker 2: misinformation being like spread through it. But like for the
Speaker 2: most part, like you just like make the information, and
Speaker 2: I think you have to have like like credibility or sources.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, like you have to build up a reputation, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: As a nerd, I literally just trust to Google, like
Speaker 1: which I feel like what what why does Google give you?
Speaker 1: Like those answers, So like if I asked the basic
Speaker 1: question like, oh.
Speaker 2: Have we talked about how I was replaced in Fortnite
Speaker 2: because I went on a date?
Speaker 1: Dude, Yes, Drew has been bringing up this date in
Speaker 1: all these ways that like I literally also, to be fair,
Speaker 1: I asked him literally day of I was like trying
Speaker 1: to like prod him and ask him about it, and
Speaker 1: it was very like no, no, no, like I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about it, but due keeps bringing it
Speaker 1: up in all these ways that are like literally the way,
Speaker 1: no one fucking cares that I did this thing? True?
Speaker 3: What going on a date by yourself.
Speaker 2: And then having to decompress for seven hours after?
Speaker 1: Yes, you did mention that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I was just making sure that they know
Speaker 2: that I'm dating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they know that you're slut and you're dating around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm out there, I'm seeing people.
Speaker 1: Yeah on the scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on the prow. But I did see uh
Speaker 2: Christian Walker in public I.
Speaker 1: Know, I'm jealous of that I would go out and
Speaker 1: ask him for herself.
Speaker 2: That I was genuinely like thinking. I was like I
Speaker 2: should go up and ask him for a photo, just
Speaker 2: to have one, because like he's one of those people
Speaker 2: that like I just think are like insane and like
Speaker 2: he knows exactly what he's fucking doing. I cannot convince
Speaker 2: me other way. He says he doesn't.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's but it's like, oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's like the hr H thing,
Speaker 1: but like the difference between like I don't know. For
Speaker 1: some reason, there feels like a difference between HRH and
Speaker 1: like Christian Walker, even though both of them walk the
Speaker 1: line of being like not even walk the line. Like
Speaker 1: HRH has been like fully problematic and said like insane, irrational,
Speaker 1: fucked up things, and so his Christian Walker. But something
Speaker 1: about Christian Walker feels like he knows what he's doing, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's because well it's it's the Starbucks videos,
Speaker 2: like he does like the really high pitch like voice
Speaker 2: and the Starbucks line and then he's like screaming about
Speaker 2: like some really yeah, which is like the funniest shit
Speaker 2: like if it is ironic, and like if he is
Speaker 2: doing it shrouded in like layers of irony, I literally
Speaker 2: think it's like genius comedy.
Speaker 1: Like in my eyes, I'm like, that's a comedian And
Speaker 1: that's the difference is like Christian Walker, I feel like
Speaker 1: you could definitely sit down with him and have like
Speaker 1: a hilarious conversation.
Speaker 2: Hr h.
Speaker 1: I feel like if like I remember once I DM
Speaker 1: her because I wanted her to be on here, and
Speaker 1: then I really thought about it. First of all, she
Speaker 1: did not open that like she doesn't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about me. Second of all, I really thought about it,
Speaker 1: and I was like she would literally scare me like
Speaker 1: we would you would. I feel like she's someone you
Speaker 1: would sit down with and then realize like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is actually like a person who's like who's like kind
Speaker 1: of losing it. But with that being said, she serves
Speaker 1: and like live laugh, love her exactly, And I'm not
Speaker 1: about to get on here and like question her mental
Speaker 1: say because I literally don't know her and there's always
Speaker 1: there's always a space for you to.
Speaker 2: Come here literally literally, but yeah, I saw Christian Walker
Speaker 2: and I was like low key starstruck, Like I don't
Speaker 2: get starstruck. Actually, why am I lying? I literally love celebrity.
Speaker 2: I love celebrity, but like that was that was a
Speaker 2: moment where I was like, I cannot go up to
Speaker 2: this person and say anything, but I really badly wanted to.
Speaker 1: I probably would feel the same way. I feel the
Speaker 1: same way. I don't get starstrucks, but little like yeah,
Speaker 1: little things like that. It's it's because it's like a phenomena.
Speaker 1: It's like an enigma. It's like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: you really are Like also, it's just crazy, like didn't
Speaker 1: you see him at like the Melrose like tree flea market,
Speaker 1: the plaza. That is like insane, Like to just see
Speaker 1: him there, Like, bitch, what you're buying fruits right now?
Speaker 1: Like you're just like you.
Speaker 2: He went to Alfred's.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, okay, shrouded.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was on no way, it's not like an
Speaker 2: ironic sleigh. It was on my date.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, he went to Alfred's but he loves Starbucks.
Speaker 1: Make it makes sense.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: OK.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, I don't get star shark,
Speaker 1: but I have realized I still like I would like
Speaker 1: actually like fall over and kill over and die for
Speaker 1: any member fue to.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I like I.
Speaker 1: Dapped back in.
Speaker 2: I always thought it was like this little like like
Speaker 2: you were like judging it up, like playing like joking
Speaker 2: a little bit. But when I watched you watch that
Speaker 2: One Direction documentary and like relive your experiences, I was like, I,
Speaker 2: this is not a joke. It is like very real
Speaker 2: for andya that she died One Direction.
Speaker 1: No, it literally is you know, Okay, So, like I
Speaker 1: understand when people have like I think, like calling every
Speaker 1: relationship you have to like either an internet figure or
Speaker 1: like a celebrity a parasocial figure, is isn't doing it
Speaker 1: justice that like there is validity and finding like extreme
Speaker 1: comfort in figures outside of your personal life. Like of
Speaker 1: course yes, a lot of those relationships can become toxic,
Speaker 1: but like for me, basically what I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: is when people like talk to us about like or
Speaker 1: like any of our friends who do things, and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like you have no idea how much
Speaker 1: what you do, like how much it helps me. I
Speaker 1: fully understand that because that's genuinely how I felt about
Speaker 1: One Direction, which sounds stupid, and I think Like as
Speaker 1: I got older, I realized it was like really fucked
Speaker 1: up and like honestly shrouded in sexism. To be like,
Speaker 1: you just gave me a new word. I'm gonna say shrouded,
Speaker 1: Like every day, is it the new belligerent? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I've been saying belligerent. It's kind of out. We'll see
Speaker 1: what the new one is.
Speaker 2: Bellign is out, shrouded is in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So yeah, it was shrouded in sexism that like
Speaker 1: grown ass men would be like, it's so whack, how
Speaker 1: obsessed you are with this thing? But for so many
Speaker 1: people it was because it was like an emotional crutch
Speaker 1: and like it was such a disconnect from your real
Speaker 1: life because.
Speaker 2: Girls just love like boy boys O boys.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like it literally it genuinely won so funny
Speaker 1: to say, but it literally did like save my life
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. Like it genuinely was like
Speaker 1: this thing where I could anything happening in my life.
Speaker 1: I could turn it off and like get on my
Speaker 1: computer and find all these people who we had this
Speaker 1: like common basis of what we liked, and then through
Speaker 1: there we got to like build real friendships and become
Speaker 1: like close knit, Like I felt like I had like
Speaker 1: these friends that I couldn't really make in real life
Speaker 1: because of how shut off emotionally I was, and online
Speaker 1: there was just that same space that it was like
Speaker 1: you don't really know me, and I don't really know
Speaker 1: you in real life, so I feel like I could
Speaker 1: confide in you because it's like it will never like
Speaker 1: confront me real like in real life.
Speaker 2: I love stand culture so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also it literally is like it's so funny.
Speaker 1: I was saying to Josh. I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: think you understand, Like this is the reason why I
Speaker 1: got like a platform, Like it literally is like I
Speaker 1: always know what I wanted to do, like radio hosting
Speaker 1: or like comedy, and that's why I was like within
Speaker 1: the fandom, like one of the funny people, like that
Speaker 1: was my whole thing. But like, literally I never knew
Speaker 1: I didn't even know Twitter existed until one direction, Like
Speaker 1: I found them on YouTube through like that animation, which
Speaker 1: I think I've said this before, and then because of that,
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this. I need to find
Speaker 1: more and then I went to Twitter. But yeah, rewatching that,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we're God. Also, that was the
Speaker 1: first this is us is the first movie I ever
Speaker 1: went to go see with a friend in in theaters.
Speaker 1: Like that was my first like going to the movies
Speaker 1: with my friend experience when I was like thirteen or no,
Speaker 1: I think at that point that came out, I was
Speaker 1: like fourteen. I just turned fourteen, and so that was
Speaker 1: my first time being out alone. And like me and
Speaker 1: my friend Anastasia like went and saw it and we
Speaker 1: were literally the only two people in the theater other
Speaker 1: than like one other person because it was in the
Speaker 1: middle of Miami and like nobody gave a fuck about
Speaker 1: one direction?
Speaker 2: Why was there never a one direction Justin Bieber Crossover.
Speaker 1: I think it's because it's like it's like with it's
Speaker 1: like with Street where how there's like unannounced beef between
Speaker 1: certain brands.
Speaker 2: That's what I was.
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of it. But I mean in
Speaker 1: Liam's interview, which is what sparked all this and it
Speaker 1: really so embarrassing on his part, but in that he
Speaker 1: talks about like, oh, how there was like I guess
Speaker 1: there was.
Speaker 2: Pseudo beef because with Justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Liam had made like a comment on like
Speaker 1: a live stream or something like that before where they
Speaker 1: were like you're like Justin Bieber, he was like, except
Speaker 1: I don't get like I don't go to jail or
Speaker 1: like something, because that was one like the be kind
Speaker 1: of started. But in general it was just always like
Speaker 1: I think, like a tension thing because.
Speaker 2: Of both stars and they both yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Both like a big thing. I literally how did I
Speaker 1: just lose my train of thought? I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I think also it just would it would be too much.
Speaker 1: I think like it would be too much of those
Speaker 1: crossed over. Also, at the time when One Direction was
Speaker 1: really popping off, Justin Bieber was having his whole like
Speaker 1: what's the Purple Journal's moment, which they were completely opposite ends,
Speaker 1: like Jesse was tapping into R and B and One
Speaker 1: Direction was still like pop rock like Sleigh.
Speaker 2: But I love Yeah, I love stan culture, I love
Speaker 2: stan Twitter. I think like there are healthy boundaries that
Speaker 2: need to be created. But like at the same time,
Speaker 2: like I know how much it did for me, like
Speaker 2: growing up and like being able to like find these
Speaker 2: communities online where I just like fit in actually because
Speaker 2: like in shit ass middle of nowhere Texas, like girl,
Speaker 2: like I can't talk about this shit with real life
Speaker 2: people because I'd actually be murdered. But what are you
Speaker 2: doing over there?
Speaker 1: This reminded me of I'm trying to repurchase my one
Speaker 1: direction Varsity.
Speaker 2: You're buying shit online right now as we speak. You
Speaker 2: have an actual addiction.
Speaker 1: Okay, this was literally because crazy I had. I've talked
Speaker 1: about this before. I had this one direction Varsity. But
Speaker 1: they still sell them and like make them, but it's
Speaker 1: on those fucking gross sites where you can like get
Speaker 1: a varsity made and it's like one hundred and ten dollars,
Speaker 1: but it's on like a random cotton like shitty varsity
Speaker 1: and I'm not about to spend one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: dollars on it, and someone's selling it in a size
Speaker 1: that would fit me. I don't know where mine went.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I think I sent it
Speaker 1: to Hunduras. So there's like some little girl in hun
Speaker 1: Duras who's like running around in a one direction Varsity
Speaker 1: jacket and she probably has no idea what that means
Speaker 1: because it's literally from ten years ago, which is insane.
Speaker 2: The trend cycle is so vicious that galaxy leg print leggings,
Speaker 2: Galaxy print leggings are coming back in two years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fully, I would even maybe say less because remember
Speaker 1: how we were saying Domo is going to be a
Speaker 1: thing again. I saw a Domo video on my fucking
Speaker 1: timeline on TikTok last night.
Speaker 2: That is freaking it.
Speaker 1: It freaked me out.
Speaker 2: Demo was so Demo serv Yeah there was something. Galaxy
Speaker 2: leg tights are coming back. I have a note.
Speaker 4: Oh the Adida Superstars, Yeah, those are coming back, which
Speaker 4: is freaking me out.
Speaker 1: I knew once I saw.
Speaker 2: The vapor wave is coming back soon. It's gonna make
Speaker 2: like the esthetic.
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense because to me, because
Speaker 1: of like Blade and shit, yeah, it's got like world
Speaker 1: like popping so heavily, like it just makes sense for
Speaker 1: that to cut like tag along behind it.
Speaker 2: It's just also that like nostalgia core, like people love
Speaker 2: nostalgia like people I don't know, do people like nostalgia.
Speaker 2: I love nostalgia, and like I've had conversations with nostalgia.
Speaker 2: People were like, I fucking hate nostalgia. I hate the feeling.
Speaker 2: It's like the worst feeling ever. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: am I like the weirdo for liking it.
Speaker 1: No, nostalgia literally, I think runs like most trends because
Speaker 1: like almost everything is like a callback, especially now because
Speaker 1: it's like we're you're in the what is it? It's
Speaker 1: a ten year cycle or is it your cycle?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think it's a ten year cycle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like literally caught up in the ten year cycle,
Speaker 1: so now we get to see it.
Speaker 3: Also, I think that like nostalgia just validates stuff because
Speaker 3: people are like, oh, this is a proven thing. If
Speaker 3: you're coming up with a new trend or a new style,
Speaker 3: that's scary. But if you're like calling back to stuff
Speaker 3: from the past, yeah, oh this song, like this band,
Speaker 3: it's a it's a proven, validated thing because it's been
Speaker 3: around for long enough.
Speaker 1: Also, I feel within capitalism it works so well. Literally
Speaker 1: like you're selling people back by memories. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: remember this thing you really used to like, It used
Speaker 1: to make you so happy, you should do it again.
Speaker 1: Literally me with my one direction varsity, But to be fair,
Speaker 1: I wear varsity jackets a loss, so like I would like,
Speaker 1: y'all are about to see me pulling up. Should I
Speaker 1: just get a really nice one direction varsity made that's
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 2: No, don't do that, Yeah, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Spending four hundred dollars on like a leather like like literally.
Speaker 2: You are thirty two years old, you cannot be wearing Yeah, true.
Speaker 1: Yes I can. Okay. That's the thing is One Direction
Speaker 1: Merch is about to start coming back the way like
Speaker 1: in Sync merch is like a fucking thing. I was
Speaker 1: thinking about that and I was looking at their merch
Speaker 1: and like they have a few pieces that I'm like,
Speaker 1: I would fully.
Speaker 2: Like come to an urban outfitters pack son.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think all of them would have to
Speaker 1: sign off, and like I.
Speaker 2: Don't think, oh yeah, that's the thing is they don't
Speaker 2: have to like, no one like I'm not gonna mention
Speaker 2: what I'm right.
Speaker 1: I guess licensing, it's up to you.
Speaker 2: That's to the label. Yeah, exactly, like a lot of
Speaker 2: the shit that like musicians and boy bands like all
Speaker 2: of their merch, like actors like all of it. Like
Speaker 2: the people don't even know half the time that it's
Speaker 2: being created. It's just like written into their contract and
Speaker 2: they don't even realize it.
Speaker 1: And they're merchandising and then they get like a small.
Speaker 2: Smell, especially if it's like a major estate, like something
Speaker 2: as big as One Direction was.
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber Merch is like almost there where people are
Speaker 3: wearing it, and it's almost like a vintage.
Speaker 1: Yeah dude, justin Bieber like purple era, like where he
Speaker 1: would always wear purple. That merch is so good, like
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit's fire.
Speaker 1: I want like the fucking big prints of his face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the purpose Tourmrch. I don't want it, but I
Speaker 2: want to like see it because I remember, like I
Speaker 2: was so jealous of everybody who had the purpose Tour merch,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I want that so bad. But
Speaker 2: then like eventually I like discovered streetwear instead.
Speaker 1: I stole that hoodie from a fucker who was somehow
Speaker 1: still around. Do you remember, do you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: I won't say his name. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I stole that hoodie from someone because they were being
Speaker 1: a dickhead and it was rightfully deserved. But that's how
Speaker 1: I had that hoodie. And again another thing that I
Speaker 1: think is in Honduras because I was just like, I
Speaker 1: don't I have no use for this anymore. I just
Speaker 1: told that I wonder how much a purpose hoodie goes
Speaker 1: for now, because I mean, now he has.
Speaker 2: Drew, which is fucked up because he stole my name.
Speaker 2: He stole my name. He saw me popping on name. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he saw me popping online and he was like, actually,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna steal this kid's entire identity.
Speaker 2: And he did, and it's fucked up. And Justin Bieber,
Speaker 2: you're an evil entity for that. Like, I hope you
Speaker 2: burn and rot for stealing my name?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? This fucking twenty ten Justin Bieber merch.
Speaker 1: See this is the air I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Guy?
Speaker 1: Wait, yoho, what thingame?
Speaker 2: It's just cute. It's like giving Jojo sua.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's crazy. Looks like that was made in PowerPoint.
Speaker 1: But purpose merch is pretty cheap. It's I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not like selling for what I would have ever expected.
Speaker 1: There's like one hundred dollars hoodie. There's a forty five
Speaker 1: dollar hoodie.
Speaker 2: Wait, speaking of purpose merch, Literally, do you shut the
Speaker 2: toilet when you flush it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, I need to do it And I didn't. I
Speaker 2: never I never knew it was gross. I just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't shut the toilet when I
Speaker 2: flush it, Like it just never crossed my mind to
Speaker 2: even shut it. And I was always curious. I was
Speaker 2: like why do we have a top lid on it?
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe to keep like babies from drowning,
Speaker 2: or like from animals from drinking the water. But no,
Speaker 2: like when you shit in that water and you flush
Speaker 2: it without shutting the top lid, it's literally spraying shit
Speaker 2: particles in fecal matter into the air and it's landing
Speaker 2: all over your fucking two brush your skin care Like,
Speaker 2: I guess my skin.
Speaker 1: Is clear, my teeth are like kind of yellow, and
Speaker 1: I need to go to the dentist. But that doesn't
Speaker 1: have to the ship.
Speaker 2: There is definitely like three parts per million fecal matter
Speaker 2: to like everything we consume in that bathroom. Just because
Speaker 2: I don't simply I don't shut the lid when I flush,
Speaker 2: And then I noticed, I was like, everybody does it,
Speaker 2: Like even Josh shuts the lid when he flushes, Yeah
Speaker 2: he does. Do you shut the lid when ye don't? Give?
Speaker 2: And also I feel like it's dirtier to touch the ship.
Speaker 3: I poop, I'll actually put my head into the bowl,
Speaker 3: but no, and get my nose really close to the
Speaker 3: water and then I'll flush it.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck would you do that?
Speaker 1: Sit around eating ship?
Speaker 3: I'm from northern California.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that makes its culturally.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Thank you for apologizing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you don't. No one should eat ship, Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck?
Speaker 3: I think people should eat poop if I think it's
Speaker 3: cool if sometimes I eat poop, and.
Speaker 2: It's only sometimes talk about eating ship on this podcast anymore,
Speaker 2: Like it's literally gotta stop, and this is this should
Speaker 2: have just been over five minutes ago, but somehow we
Speaker 2: always end up about ship on this podcast.
Speaker 1: If you give yourself a little treat every day, it's
Speaker 1: not a treat, it's a habit. So kay. If you
Speaker 1: give yourself a little treat like twice a week of poop,
Speaker 1: it's not No.
Speaker 3: No, I've been good. I haven't had poop in five days.
Speaker 2: No, Oh, my fucking god, you should have never had
Speaker 2: poop in your life once. Holy shit, y'all are fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: Also, I can't catship like a normal person.
Speaker 3: What, No, you can't be eating catshit. That's actually disgusting.
Speaker 1: I guess they do make it per little almond joy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like putting little give them, give them a
Speaker 2: little milks, give them a little milk. Yeah, when it
Speaker 2: comes out of the thing, give them a little milk
Speaker 2: and it liquifies a little bit, and it's like a
Speaker 2: little patty once it hits the cat litter and then
Speaker 2: you can pick it.
Speaker 1: Up like it is like a NERD's rope kind of thing,
Speaker 1: because it's like it's like a nerds cluster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I always thought a good prank because like pooping in
Speaker 3: a bowl and then putting in someone's microwaved.
Speaker 1: Did kids at y'all school have the like ship bombs.
Speaker 2: The glass vials?
Speaker 1: It's like ours was like plastic bags and they would
Speaker 1: like expand and you had to run away and they
Speaker 1: would fucking burst. I don't know up that my school
Speaker 1: sold them so literally the person who sold us ice
Speaker 1: cream also showed, wait, I need to find them, like.
Speaker 2: I want to know they're the exact same, Like it's
Speaker 2: like a foil packet that you like, there's like something
Speaker 2: in it makes a chemical reaction that and we had
Speaker 2: the glass vials that you would break.
Speaker 1: Damn, the graphic design of this is too liate.
Speaker 2: Don't show the people let me see, well they could
Speaker 2: look it up. No, don't even tell them. No, that
Speaker 2: actually is like I almost but this is fire those
Speaker 2: the vial and then the liquid ass spray. Have ever
Speaker 2: told a story about when we poured the liquid as
Speaker 2: spray and my friend's hair and he freaked the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, we had these like little.
Speaker 2: Far This kind of smells like off, like it will
Speaker 2: like void off mosquitoes.
Speaker 1: I think it does.
Speaker 2: Oh, it is like a spring candle. No, but that's
Speaker 2: the cleaning line.
Speaker 1: I don't know who cares, but oh, kids would take
Speaker 1: that and throw it in the fucking air vents at school.
Speaker 1: They would go in the bathroom, toss it in the
Speaker 1: air event and run away, and then the whole floor
Speaker 1: would smell like fucking shit. So we would get evacuated.
Speaker 1: But it was just like really annoying, but the ice
Speaker 1: cream truck would literally sell it to the kids.
Speaker 2: I would make turds out of cliff bars and hide
Speaker 2: them in the corners of the hall, and I would
Speaker 2: record people's reactions to them, like walking past like a human.
Speaker 1: I misread the fuck I misheard you so crazy. I
Speaker 1: thought you were making a joke that you would like
Speaker 1: shape your shit like a cliff bar, and I literally.
Speaker 3: Was like, as a prank, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like funny. I wouldn't show anybody, but it's
Speaker 2: like a funny thing to do.
Speaker 3: I used to make fake turns out of snickers. It
Speaker 3: looks really really good, looks very real.
Speaker 1: It looks good like.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: And then you eat them. Okay, riddle me this. Why
Speaker 2: do you have to order a side of fries? Now?
Speaker 2: Remember the days when the fries would come with the burger.
Speaker 3: I have noticed that recently.
Speaker 2: Oh bitch, wait, me getting a girl's number. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I got a girl.
Speaker 1: I think you might have already said this.
Speaker 2: But I might know I have not said it because
Speaker 2: I wrote it down to say it. But I got
Speaker 2: a girl's.
Speaker 3: Number when I ask him where and when? Where and when?
Speaker 2: The protestore When I got my Prota loafers, the girl
Speaker 2: helped me out. She was like, here, take my number
Speaker 2: down so you can text me about like ordering other
Speaker 2: Prada things.
Speaker 3: But that was the store's number. That's like a girl
Speaker 3: gave it to me. But a girl gave it to me.
Speaker 3: That's like a customer support thing. It's like, oh, these
Speaker 3: are expensive.
Speaker 2: You guys, No, because I haven't needed to buy anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you when you call the number, is it
Speaker 3: a robot that answers its.
Speaker 2: Like, well, yes, I did call it, and it was
Speaker 2: an automated thing. It was like, uh, this is Prada
Speaker 2: at the Galleria, Like we'll get back or the Beverly
Speaker 2: Center or whatever. We'll get back to you when we can.
Speaker 2: But I thought her name was Prada Beverly at the
Speaker 2: Beverly Center. No Beverly Prada. She did give Beverly vibes.
Speaker 1: What was I going to say?
Speaker 2: You weren't going to say ship, you weren't going to.
Speaker 1: Say tongue, And it's going to be starting by wall.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing about you.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to talk about the lady
Speaker 1: Saw who both of us fell in love with. Oh,
Speaker 1: we thought she was literally just buttering us up to
Speaker 1: sell us stuff.
Speaker 2: You're so sad and miserable and disgusting. Anybody who gives
Speaker 2: us every time, Yeah, anybody who's nice to us and
Speaker 2: gives us attention we literally just fall in love with.
Speaker 1: She was also beautiful, and she had a British accent,
Speaker 1: and she was talking about her friends visiting and going
Speaker 1: to the Roosevelt Hotel, and I was like, can I
Speaker 1: see your boob.
Speaker 2: If I buy this candle? Can I see your boobs
Speaker 2: I fall from It's not even like butt crack. It's
Speaker 2: just it's not even like I'm like falling in love
Speaker 2: with her. It's like she gives me maternal energy and
Speaker 2: I long for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I want her to like carry me around
Speaker 1: and pat me on the back and.
Speaker 2: Give me Yeah, I want to be wild.
Speaker 3: And there's so much to impact there. But I have noticed,
Speaker 3: like if you're if you're at a store, like right
Speaker 3: when you're buying something and there's like a tipping situation, dude,
Speaker 3: don't smile at that, Like you're supposed to tip. The
Speaker 3: person who's selling you will like compliment you right before
Speaker 3: the salesman to be like they'll say something nice about you.
Speaker 3: This happens, they'll be like they're like, oh I really
Speaker 3: like that, shirty'll wonderful, laugh at what you're saying like
Speaker 3: right before. And I think that's just a technique to
Speaker 3: be like the very last interaction you had with them
Speaker 3: was like good. So you're like, oh, tip this person.
Speaker 2: I support it, and I like give everybody. Yeah, I give.
Speaker 1: Everyone tips, and like I am like such a fucking
Speaker 1: little like turd.
Speaker 2: Actually it's it's a good I don't fucking tip. I
Speaker 2: don't tip, like if you needed a fucking tip, like
Speaker 2: like give me service that require you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't need to fuck me.
Speaker 3: Ironically, never tipped.
Speaker 2: Never tipped once in his life.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: He doesn't get it tip.
Speaker 1: He's like, your price go up by like five dollars.
Speaker 1: Mine was literally five dollars optional.
Speaker 3: It is optional.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I tip, I tip. I tipped thirty five percent.
Speaker 1: I only tipped well because I was like taught it
Speaker 1: at a young age because my mom is in the
Speaker 1: service industry, so she would always like talk to me
Speaker 1: about it. So I was like, Okay, that's the thing
Speaker 1: you need to do. But I had like a funny
Speaker 1: conversation with a barista the other day. Also, any Yeah,
Speaker 1: anybody who's nice to me, I like overly tip them
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I really like you.
Speaker 3: It'll be like I'm gonna give you the thirty percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, because I'm like a fucking little monkey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're like, well you're pretty and funny, and I'm like
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like I'll give you. My finger has been
Speaker 3: hovering over the eighteen percent and they like said something
Speaker 3: nice and I went twenty five. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you know what it's fucked up
Speaker 1: is when they do it twenty five.
Speaker 2: Oh, they they flip.
Speaker 1: It because they want to trick you into doing it. Also,
Speaker 1: one time, like recently, I accidentally when I went into
Speaker 1: a coffee shop, somebody behind the counter knew who I was,
Speaker 1: and I had a short conversation with them, and this,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, this was fully an accident, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't go back on it because it would have been
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. I went to go it was like a
Speaker 1: five dollar coffee. I went to go do the like
Speaker 1: a two dollar tip, and I accidentally did twenty and
Speaker 1: then I just I had to commit to it. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh my god, this is so
Speaker 1: fucking embarrassing because he's gonna look at that and be like,
Speaker 1: did this misch just tip me twenty dollars because because
Speaker 1: I like not even that in my head, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's gonna think I tipped in twenty
Speaker 1: dollars to be like, yeah, I'm a good person, Like
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking good, Like, oh this five dollar coffee, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna triple it, like you know, have dollars like
Speaker 1: on top of this fucking coffee. And I was so
Speaker 1: fucking embarrassed and I ran out of that spot up,
Speaker 1: but I had a conversation with barista. I went bought
Speaker 1: the coffee, and before I tipped, he like just started
Speaker 1: walking away and I was like, hey, you didn't turn
Speaker 1: the screen to let me tip you and he was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like I don't want to do that at
Speaker 1: my other job, Like I did that and it made
Speaker 1: me feel funny. So like here we decided like they
Speaker 1: just opened up a coffee shop, I guess like solo,
Speaker 1: and they were like listening, you haven't been listening. I'm sorry, really.
Speaker 2: I was looking through you. Yeah, I know it's about
Speaker 2: a guy that doesn't.
Speaker 1: Tip or no that he he opened up a coffee
Speaker 1: shop and he's like, Oh, we're not going to turn
Speaker 1: the screen to tip. We're gonna do He was like
Speaker 1: we we're going to do cash only tips.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's just like, oh, if someone really wants to,
Speaker 1: they can like go ahead and do that, but like
Speaker 1: we're not going to like ask them to do tips,
Speaker 1: because he was just like, oh, I felt funny, Like
Speaker 1: at my last job. Like literally we would like turn
Speaker 1: the screen and kind of look away because it was
Speaker 1: just like, oh God, like I this feels so weird,
Speaker 1: like asking you for a tip. I was like, I
Speaker 1: guess that is, like there are certain there are only
Speaker 1: certain moments where I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, no, I'm wait, I'm literally like you should pressure
Speaker 2: every fucking customer into giving me you a tip. I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck, Like I mean, like personally it
Speaker 2: does make me uncomfortable, but I'm like, literally, do that
Speaker 2: to everybody. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, because I will still tip. That's the
Speaker 1: thing is, no matter how I feel about it, like
Speaker 1: in any given situation, even at the restaurants where it's
Speaker 1: like I go put my order and then I sit
Speaker 1: down and then I do all things and then I
Speaker 1: do all the little things and I like do it myself.
Speaker 2: But I did think that's even mean to me. I
Speaker 2: still do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like I should be like a pissy bitch,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I'm sure you had a hord day,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I here's here's your fucking fifteen eighteen percent.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should be here.
Speaker 2: Why isn't there a Straight Pride month.
Speaker 1: Mhm.
Speaker 3: I was thinking that.
Speaker 2: Why do the gay is good a month but a
Speaker 2: straight Christian Trump supporters don't get a month. I think
Speaker 2: it's weird in the liberal.
Speaker 1: Say like us, like who was us?
Speaker 2: Me and my altars? Oh, okay, we need straight Pride? Yeah,
Speaker 2: are you like we need that month? Stop saying you
Speaker 2: keep me in the community and the rest of the
Speaker 2: straight community.
Speaker 1: Yes, So what if straight people use grinder for.
Speaker 2: Why are you bringing that up?
Speaker 1: Because Grinder is like a notoriously like it's literally for like.
Speaker 2: It's not on my phone.
Speaker 1: When we went through our screen time and there is
Speaker 1: not six hours of grinder time.
Speaker 3: That's too much. True. I'm just saying that's way too much.
Speaker 1: Not you, literally, you're not you being homophobic.
Speaker 3: I'm not being homophobic. That's just that's clearly like an addiction.
Speaker 1: Whoa an addiction to love? To seeking out.
Speaker 2: Love and front like you can be addicted to having
Speaker 2: sex Like that's like I'm being addicted to being the
Speaker 2: coolest personal life.
Speaker 1: That's literally no, Okay, don't don't even get mad, because
Speaker 1: that's Kai being a loser.
Speaker 2: Jealous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's being jealous because he's literally a virgin.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have sex all the time. I'm I'm about
Speaker 2: to start crying.
Speaker 1: In like habitual and like I need to do it
Speaker 1: and if I don't.
Speaker 2: Then like it's like myself, I wasn't gonna cry.
Speaker 3: You can be addicted to sex. I'm not a virgin.
Speaker 3: I have sex all the time. Literally constantly.
Speaker 2: I told myself I wasn't gonna cry. I really did.
Speaker 1: He's crying. You're like you're literally attacking him. You think
Speaker 1: you're helping, but you're just hurting.
Speaker 3: And you know what, fuck this good. I'm glad I
Speaker 3: made him cry because I try to help you all
Speaker 3: the time. And then this ship he's also fake crying.
Speaker 1: No, that's how he cries.
Speaker 2: It's really weird.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, oh my god, is like there're a
Speaker 1: dog outside and I go and it's just you in
Speaker 1: his room.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: That was really scary. God, guy like rebooted your eyes brown?
Speaker 3: They're green?
Speaker 2: You actually have green?
Speaker 3: Actually no, Hi, they're brown, but there there is a
Speaker 3: little bit of green in there.
Speaker 1: Literally me in like third grade, when I was in
Speaker 1: my siblings, I was like no, I was like, in
Speaker 1: the light, my eyes.
Speaker 2: Are like so like if we go outside.
Speaker 1: When it was because my ad so dark, the trees
Speaker 1: were reflecting off of my eyeball.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: Also, I was thinking about this other way, and it's
Speaker 1: like how to be cracking up. People really find out
Speaker 1: they can sing, and they don't stop.
Speaker 2: They like, just don't say Tiger, I live Tiger the
Speaker 2: girl that the TikTok you sent me this morning?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I don't know. I have to look at it, dude.
Speaker 1: I watched so many tiktoks at this point, Like when
Speaker 1: people reference them to me, I'm like, actually, what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck is and doesn't like TikTok? She just sends them
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: I know. And then when it's started to like share
Speaker 1: your screen and show what you've been liking, my shit
Speaker 1: sucks balls.
Speaker 2: Oh literally, me discovering I can sing on camera for
Speaker 2: the first all right, but.
Speaker 1: Dude, this literally had me cracking up because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, okay.
Speaker 2: Inya ya.
Speaker 1: When I realized I can think, I can't believe I
Speaker 1: got it on video.
Speaker 5: You're gonna you're gonna hear me, hear me, Damn.
Speaker 1: The fuck up.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: But actually, literally imagine do you know how fucking annoyed
Speaker 4: i'd be if my little four year old started singing
Speaker 4: and had kind of a decent voice and they're like
Speaker 4: belting around the house and they're like, I'm gonna do
Speaker 4: this for a living, I fucking be so annoyed, like.
Speaker 3: Shut especially because the people that can sing, they'll like
Speaker 3: go to school and then sing under their breast.
Speaker 2: I was the kid humming on my cameras greasy as,
Speaker 2: but I was the kid humming under my breath. I
Speaker 2: was the one doing the whole like my dad. And
Speaker 2: on the way to like one of my baseball games,
Speaker 2: I like sang in the backseat and my dad jokingly
Speaker 2: was like, Drew, you have like a really good voice,
Speaker 2: and he didn't tell me it was a joke for
Speaker 2: like a week, and I went around the house singing
Speaker 2: for literally all of those seven days and like belting
Speaker 2: the songs like like liter and I. And then after
Speaker 2: like the seventh day, my dad was like, Drew, like
Speaker 2: I was joking, and my sister, my Madeline, she literally
Speaker 2: freaked out and died laughing like they were in on
Speaker 2: this jow. I was literally bullied by my family, And
Speaker 2: now y'all wonder why I don't have a good singing voice.
Speaker 2: It's because I was traumatized in to not trauma, and
Speaker 2: every time you make fun of me for being a
Speaker 2: bad singer, you're making fun of my trauma.
Speaker 1: Literally, James Charles be like, but like, seriously, I'd be
Speaker 1: so annoyed if my like ten year old is like
Speaker 1: on YouTube like, hey, yeah, I like shot.
Speaker 2: The fun You know. The thing is that you would
Speaker 2: be like, okay, that you're serving. No.
Speaker 1: I made fun of my little sister for the same thing.
Speaker 1: My little sister wanted to be a singer, and I
Speaker 1: made fun of her so crazy. I was like, girl,
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 2: You showed me? Yeah, maybe I don't.
Speaker 1: There's a video. I'm gonna see if I can find it.
Speaker 1: This is so mean to do to Sophia. But there's
Speaker 1: a video.
Speaker 2: It's literally the funniest thing I love. I love you Sophia.
Speaker 2: Actually I love you Sofia, but it is so funny.
Speaker 1: I think I should have done that. Dude, you thought
Speaker 1: you were fucking eating like she literally thought Jesus, she
Speaker 1: felt like she was in a movie. Like she was
Speaker 1: like a long song? Fuck? What fuck? What song is it?
Speaker 1: I just have to find it, Like I'm gonna yeah, what.
Speaker 2: What am I like conventionally attractive? Or am I like
Speaker 2: weird attractive?
Speaker 1: You're special?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Let me know? Am I like like, am
Speaker 2: I attractive to you? Or am I ugly?
Speaker 3: You're hello sexy to me?
Speaker 2: But like un ironically, like if you saw me down
Speaker 2: the street, would you be like, oh, he's like kind
Speaker 2: of cute?
Speaker 1: I think I would absolutely?
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. I needed that confidence booze because I
Speaker 2: was feeling ugly today. It's simply it's because of my hair.
Speaker 2: I need my hair cut really bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I need to find this more than anybody else.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do? Oh? Is it a secret?
Speaker 1: You look and said? Not you serving sex? You look
Speaker 1: like you just came home from a dog on a
Speaker 1: windy day, on a windy, humid day.
Speaker 2: It looks like I just came.
Speaker 3: You do look like you just like stumbled out of
Speaker 3: the sexier burning man.
Speaker 2: Yes, don't why you you looked at me a little
Speaker 2: too long?
Speaker 3: Yoah looks sexy?
Speaker 2: I mean it is your mom.
Speaker 3: There's that clip from the last episode, like.
Speaker 2: The silent raise, the silent raise. Yeah, we watched the
Speaker 2: TikTok of the girl saying like that. Why it do
Speaker 2: celebrities wave very condescendingly and uh it literally cracked me up.
Speaker 2: And me and you have just been like saying by
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: I literally love it. That's all we did to each
Speaker 1: other day.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you knows you're the best.
Speaker 1: Oh, No, one is about to turn to you.
Speaker 2: I know. You know what?
Speaker 1: What's this a launch song? That's like what you say
Speaker 1: to me? She's like what you say to me? Oh,
Speaker 1: I just say to me like that? And what makes
Speaker 1: the money isn't so breathy? Because my sister had had one.
Speaker 1: She was like, what just.
Speaker 2: Said don't touch my hair to me?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm almost there. I'm going down my Finsta, but
Speaker 1: I just have a million posts.
Speaker 3: When I hold this up, it feels so passive aggressive.
Speaker 2: No, I literally love it.
Speaker 3: It's cool.
Speaker 1: I like it, but it really does like throw me
Speaker 1: off because I have absolutely no concept.
Speaker 2: Of like Vegina to see anything.
Speaker 1: Oh I got guys, it's cured now. But I had
Speaker 1: bai back to your.
Speaker 2: Old bread in that oven throw back? Wait? Uh me?
Speaker 2: And what do you know about me on ironically loving
Speaker 2: the Pride Month advertisements and all of the icons changing.
Speaker 3: What do you think about the Chipotle one?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: It says homo estoce.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: I think it's real.
Speaker 2: I actually genuinely love that if that's true. I love that.
Speaker 3: It's rainbow Burrito, it's his homo astace. But maybe it's
Speaker 3: a joke.
Speaker 2: Windstar Wayco from Succession and their Pride Month posts. I
Speaker 2: love Pride. I really love Pride so much.
Speaker 3: I really, I do really enjoy the fact that in
Speaker 3: the uber app the line is.
Speaker 2: Rainbow is rainbow and it glows.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I actually love it, and I'm like, yeah, yep, yeah.
Speaker 2: But that's me as a straight man, saying that.
Speaker 1: What's the like you say you like it, like it's
Speaker 1: like made for you.
Speaker 2: M hmm.
Speaker 1: You say you like the Pride.
Speaker 2: Just I cleaned this table this morning. How is it
Speaker 2: like this this water right here?
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know, But what was weird is that
Speaker 3: water was like cloudy before.
Speaker 1: What you said. Men, find it. I hopefully I can
Speaker 1: find it and send it to Kai and he can
Speaker 1: play it. But I know I'm getting close.
Speaker 2: I'm close. I'm so close. Okay, let's see what else
Speaker 2: I can talk about. High tech, low life. We're basically
Speaker 2: living the worst magic in life possible. We have all
Speaker 2: these technologies. Oh was this me falling?
Speaker 3: That was me.
Speaker 2: And the people watching you. We have a ring doorbell
Speaker 2: and now we see every single time our neighbors leave
Speaker 2: our house, and it feels wrong.
Speaker 1: It feels like like that.
Speaker 2: Should be okay. I know. I made a comment about
Speaker 2: twenty episodes saying that I don't like or understand and
Speaker 2: practical jokers. I need to clear the air. I am
Speaker 2: a mirbias and I watched a couple episodes and I
Speaker 2: literally love it. They're just goofy old man being goofy
Speaker 2: and having fun and I love it and I can't
Speaker 2: wait to be old. Actually, no, I lied, oh me
Speaker 2: in that meeting. Girl, do you remember me in that meeting?
Speaker 2: We never talked about it.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I'm allowed to say it,
Speaker 2: But like I was like when I I was just
Speaker 2: like in a manic like flow state, and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm like killing myself when I turned thirty. Anyways, in
Speaker 2: front of those.
Speaker 1: Kid dude I know, and I'm literally like the thing
Speaker 1: is our agents got it and laughed. But like the
Speaker 1: new person on the call was like, oh, oh so
Speaker 1: I did that. It wasn't like that. No, that's not
Speaker 1: what a high note it is. Dre. Also, I just
Speaker 1: go through my whole and said I couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: But now I'm really paranoid. Like I've said this before,
Speaker 1: but sometimes I feel like y'all could see through my
Speaker 1: phone and now I'm scared that y'all just saw my
Speaker 1: whole life.
Speaker 2: Hi tech, Hi tech, low life.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the end of this episode. The last like
Speaker 1: five minutes was just me trying to find this video
Speaker 1: and you just like floating into oblivion.
Speaker 2: Like talking You're gonna have fun. One thing about me
Speaker 2: is I'm gonna have fun. Um, Okay, let's do media.
Speaker 1: Min is Valentine Fiona Apple, Wild Horses by Prefab, Sprout
Speaker 1: Down under Men at Work and One Day by Nobu
Speaker 1: Kazu Takamura and Love Song by Bbadoobee and then visually
Speaker 1: I haven't seen nothing.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen nothing nothing yet Let's.
Speaker 1: See nothing, read nothing, I do nothing. Uh.
Speaker 2: First songs one eighty Decibel Underscore one and thirty I'm
Speaker 2: Assuming Bpm by AFX Twin on syrah s y r Oh.
Speaker 2: That's a good album. Um, let's go to the end
Speaker 2: of this. No no, I added it to this playlist.
Speaker 5: Oh, I have so.
Speaker 2: Many private playlists on Spotify, and now I've been gatekeeping
Speaker 2: my music. We got White Sheep and Small Light by
Speaker 2: uh Nobu Kasu take Takomori Takoma. And then also we
Speaker 2: both pronounce oh, wait, did you say a song from Yeah?
Speaker 2: I said one day, oh the beat loops. Literally love
Speaker 2: that song. That is my favorite ambient song of all
Speaker 2: all time. Very bold of me to say, after all
Speaker 2: by seven three eight six three four three five seven.
Speaker 2: And then Julian showed me this song TLC by Turnstile
Speaker 2: in the outro. I saw it on this story. I
Speaker 2: thought it was really cool, and I saw top Gun.
Speaker 2: I don't know, did I talk about that on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I saw top Gun and it was fucking awesome. It
Speaker 2: was so good I literally couldn't believe it like it was.
Speaker 2: It was a masterpiece, like they did the damn thing.
Speaker 2: And that's all. Go watch top Gun.
Speaker 1: Go watch. Your mom is ugly and stupid.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Also, I'm sorry, what's his face?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 2: I know you heard that. I text me, text me mom,
Speaker 2: because we'll get this bitch together. We'll get her. No,
Speaker 2: but what's his name? Tom? Olds know the Tom cruise.
Speaker 2: He looks good for being like eight hundred years old.
Speaker 1: Someone said he had a facelift. Oops, oops, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna out women for having facial uh surgery. We got
Speaker 1: to do it for men. He had a facelift, and.
Speaker 2: You could see are people still trying to hide like
Speaker 2: getting bassic surgery?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Fully, who fucking cares? Like own that ship if you're
Speaker 2: going to do it?
Speaker 3: By Drake, I got a bunch of work done.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was beautiful. Bad but you know he got
Speaker 2: a penis and large actually a penis shrinking surgery because
Speaker 2: he's so well endowed. It like it was when he
Speaker 2: would get a B word, he would pass out because
Speaker 2: the blood when he would get a boner, it would
Speaker 2: he would pass out because the blood from his brain would.
Speaker 3: Rush to his It happened a couple of times while
Speaker 3: I was driving, so it was dangerous.
Speaker 2: So it was what was it? It was an elective surgery
Speaker 2: turned needed, so the insurance covered.
Speaker 3: It exactly, and there was it was such it's such
Speaker 3: a long surgery because it's really big constantly seventeen wait.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, this is big news thanks to you guys.
Speaker 1: It literally is because of this podcast. Now I can
Speaker 1: have it. I have health insurance.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, she got health insurance. I had to sign
Speaker 2: papers to get it turned over. So it's my doing. No,
Speaker 2: literally it is. It's actually so advanced. And then I
Speaker 2: also now I could go get.
Speaker 1: My pussy swabed and it won't be two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, maybe Kai, it's a vagina that sprays discharge.
Speaker 2: I was I was thinking I might get on the
Speaker 2: health insurance to just do it. But I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I get health insurance. I'm twenty six through my parents.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 1: If I got health insurance through my parents, I would
Speaker 1: fully do that. What to me? What you said to me?
Speaker 1: I'm going to find it and we'll ultro with that, well,
Speaker 1: ultro with Sophia. We'll have Kai mix it into a song.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it a German based song.
Speaker 2: Merge coming soon.
Speaker 1: Oh, you naughty little boy.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get a big spink merge coming soon. Maybe
Speaker 2: we tease it, not now, not now, but I mean,
Speaker 2: like on the week's leading up, maybe we just like,
Speaker 2: have you pulled it over me being a tease?
Speaker 1: All right? Bye? God, what