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Speaker 2: Oh literally sorry now, like you.

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Speaker 1: Literally were so slow to understand what I was saying.

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Speaker 1: Four seconds. It took you four seconds to piss me off.

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Speaker 2: On the podcast, four freaking seconds.

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Speaker 1: Drew's having his unspiked can. That's his cup of joe.

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Speaker 2: This is my tea for the day. Wait tea.

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Speaker 1: Drew's still saying tea seriously in every given situation, it's

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Speaker 1: really fucked up. I was talking about like grieving my

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Speaker 2: That's literally to you, like it's giving tea.

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Speaker 1: Though I don't know if it's like tea. It's not

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Speaker 1: like gossip, but no, it's like that, like that's tea,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like like you're spilling the truth. I'm sipping the

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Speaker 2: truth tea.

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Speaker 1: You should saying like that's the truth.

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Speaker 2: The truth is the new lice. Do you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's it's more than that. It's a religion.

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Speaker 1: It's a way.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to explain it to me, girl.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean, like, yeah, I thought you would

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Speaker 2: And like, no, I don't need that from you anymore. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Like sexy or like physically hot, like physically hot. I

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Speaker 2: It's a ghas leak. Oh my god, we literally have

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Speaker 1: And he was like, it just smells kind of funny

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Speaker 2: I just have all this information in my brain constantly

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Speaker 2: the house is going to explode, Like, let me not

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Speaker 2: But said pain natural gas.

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Speaker 1: I don't know you were the one saying natural gas.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, I was thinking, like yield and

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Speaker 2: I was expecting my house to explode. That's literally what

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Speaker 1: Now it killed two things. Drew and everybody else was

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Speaker 1: No, No, you're not. You're more than that. You're an icon.

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Speaker 2: And then I called him back. I just need to

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Speaker 1: Actually? So we have to talk about that. What the

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Speaker 3: Really, because I'm right next to the stove, I don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Literally, I just yelled into my phone because I'm

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Speaker 2: That, and then I was trying to give drama, trying

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Speaker 1: It was so annoying because I was like, I'm literally

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was giving drama when I wasn't responding.

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest, And I don't know what I said

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Speaker 2: Sure, no windows on the stove to see.

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Speaker 1: If you were knocked into the stove.

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Speaker 2: M see you feed into my delusions, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: No, because you were scaring me. I was like, you

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, girl, you're that Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we can just get pick it up. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: And then he was just like, oh no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: So I was like, what are you going to do?

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Speaker 1: said is it that fast? And then that ended there

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Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck this motherfucker. I'm like out,

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Speaker 1: see my friends, like dying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as you should. If people aren't constantly thinking about me,

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Speaker 2: what the fuck are they doing? Because I am literally

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Speaker 2: the only actually a live person on this planet, and

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Speaker 2: no one else can prove to me that that's well

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Speaker 2: if you want people to see. The way Kai just

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Speaker 2: looked at me when I said that was very suspicious.

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Speaker 2: It was like I caught him looking at me and

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Speaker 2: like he's supposed to be like acting like he is,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Like he's supposed to be acting like he's not, Just like.

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Speaker 2: You too, are putting on the performance of your lifetime

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Speaker 2: No, I was like, my first lead is gonna be

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Speaker 2: Like I cannot believe I'm this good.

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Speaker 2: To be Differ's going to be in the documentary.

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Speaker 1: Did I know.

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Speaker 1: Dude? I just love us sitting in silence with that delusion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're building one right now. Wait where it'll probably

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Speaker 1: What why would he know this? It's literally the.

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Speaker 2: The misogyny leaped out the fact that like you call

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're when did I call it? And you're crazy?

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Speaker 1: And you're going to hell?

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Speaker 2: Well you're gonna burn?

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Speaker 2: I did not say that. I literally did not.

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Speaker 1: Say that, you guys, because I'm taking that word and

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Speaker 2: I'm reclaiming the word crazy and I'm crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm crazy for love.

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Speaker 2: Damn, that's ihue love.

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Speaker 1: But I think that guy's right. Let me literally look up.

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Speaker 1: Someone probably wrote that in and lied about it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 3: I don't understand how Wikipedia works. Like it seems like

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Speaker 2: I was like having everybody hack my like school's Wikipedia

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00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 2: to like change like the school colors to like pubes

440
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,760
Speaker 2: and like make me like a notable alumni and shit,

441
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 2: Like it was really hard to get that stuff approved

442
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,640
Speaker 2: because there is some one who's like actively like approving

443
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,400
Speaker 2: and denying it. But like sometimes it slips through the cracks,

444
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 2: and like there is like a system in place to

445
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 2: like make sure there aren't just like blatant lies in

446
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 2: misinformation being like spread through it. But like for the

447
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 2: most part, like you just like make the information, and

448
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,440
Speaker 2: I think you have to have like like credibility or sources.

449
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,080
Speaker 3: Like, oh, like you have to build up a reputation, Yeah, exactly.

450
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 1: As a nerd, I literally just trust to Google, like

451
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 1: which I feel like what what why does Google give you?

452
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,680
Speaker 1: Like those answers, So like if I asked the basic

453
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 1: question like, oh.

454
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 2: Have we talked about how I was replaced in Fortnite

455
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 2: because I went on a date?

456
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,639
Speaker 1: Dude, Yes, Drew has been bringing up this date in

457
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,359
Speaker 1: all these ways that like I literally also, to be fair,

458
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 1: I asked him literally day of I was like trying

459
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 1: to like prod him and ask him about it, and

460
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 1: it was very like no, no, no, like I don't

461
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 1: want to talk about it, but due keeps bringing it

462
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 1: up in all these ways that are like literally the way,

463
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 1: no one fucking cares that I did this thing? True?

464
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 3: What going on a date by yourself.

465
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 2: And then having to decompress for seven hours after?

466
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: Yes, you did mention that.

467
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I was just making sure that they know

468
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 2: that I'm dating.

469
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, they know that you're slut and you're dating around.

470
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm out there, I'm seeing people.

471
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah on the scene.

472
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on the prow. But I did see uh

473
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: Christian Walker in public I.

474
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: Know, I'm jealous of that I would go out and

475
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 1: ask him for herself.

476
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 2: That I was genuinely like thinking. I was like I

477
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 2: should go up and ask him for a photo, just

478
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: to have one, because like he's one of those people

479
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 2: that like I just think are like insane and like

480
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,959
Speaker 2: he knows exactly what he's fucking doing. I cannot convince

481
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,679
Speaker 2: me other way. He says he doesn't.

482
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 1: No, it's it's but it's like, oh no, I don't know.

483
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's like the hr H thing,

484
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: but like the difference between like I don't know. For

485
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: some reason, there feels like a difference between HRH and

486
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 1: like Christian Walker, even though both of them walk the

487
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 1: line of being like not even walk the line. Like

488
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: HRH has been like fully problematic and said like insane, irrational,

489
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:10,439
Speaker 1: fucked up things, and so his Christian Walker. But something

490
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: about Christian Walker feels like he knows what he's doing, Like.

491
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's because well it's it's the Starbucks videos,

492
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 2: like he does like the really high pitch like voice

493
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,959
Speaker 2: and the Starbucks line and then he's like screaming about

494
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 2: like some really yeah, which is like the funniest shit

495
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 2: like if it is ironic, and like if he is

496
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 2: doing it shrouded in like layers of irony, I literally

497
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 2: think it's like genius comedy.

498
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: Like in my eyes, I'm like, that's a comedian And

499
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: that's the difference is like Christian Walker, I feel like

500
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: you could definitely sit down with him and have like

501
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 1: a hilarious conversation.

502
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 2: Hr h.

503
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: I feel like if like I remember once I DM

504
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: her because I wanted her to be on here, and

505
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: then I really thought about it. First of all, she

506
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: did not open that like she doesn't give a fuck

507
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: about me. Second of all, I really thought about it,

508
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: and I was like she would literally scare me like

509
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: we would you would. I feel like she's someone you

510
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 1: would sit down with and then realize like, oh, this

511
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: is actually like a person who's like who's like kind

512
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: of losing it. But with that being said, she serves

513
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: and like live laugh, love her exactly, And I'm not

514
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 1: about to get on here and like question her mental

515
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: say because I literally don't know her and there's always

516
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: there's always a space for you to.

517
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 2: Come here literally literally, but yeah, I saw Christian Walker

518
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 2: and I was like low key starstruck, Like I don't

519
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: get starstruck. Actually, why am I lying? I literally love celebrity.

520
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 2: I love celebrity, but like that was that was a

521
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 2: moment where I was like, I cannot go up to

522
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: this person and say anything, but I really badly wanted to.

523
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: I probably would feel the same way. I feel the

524
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: same way. I don't get starstrucks, but little like yeah,

525
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: little things like that. It's it's because it's like a phenomena.

526
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: It's like an enigma. It's like, oh my god, like

527
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: you really are Like also, it's just crazy, like didn't

528
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: you see him at like the Melrose like tree flea market,

529
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: the plaza. That is like insane, Like to just see

530
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: him there, Like, bitch, what you're buying fruits right now?

531
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: Like you're just like you.

532
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: He went to Alfred's.

533
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: That's yeah, okay, shrouded.

534
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 2: Yeah it was on no way, it's not like an

535
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: ironic sleigh. It was on my date.

536
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

537
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:21,400
Speaker 2: Wait, he went to Alfred's but he loves Starbucks.

538
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: Make it makes sense.

539
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: Hmm.

540
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. That's amazing.

541
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 3: OK.

542
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, I don't get star shark,

543
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: but I have realized I still like I would like

544
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 1: actually like fall over and kill over and die for

545
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 1: any member fue to.

546
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I like I.

547
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: Dapped back in.

548
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 2: I always thought it was like this little like like

549
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: you were like judging it up, like playing like joking

550
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 2: a little bit. But when I watched you watch that

551
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 2: One Direction documentary and like relive your experiences, I was like, I,

552
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: this is not a joke. It is like very real

553
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 2: for andya that she died One Direction.

554
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: No, it literally is you know, Okay, So, like I

555
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: understand when people have like I think, like calling every

556
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: relationship you have to like either an internet figure or

557
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 1: like a celebrity a parasocial figure, is isn't doing it

558
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: justice that like there is validity and finding like extreme

559
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: comfort in figures outside of your personal life. Like of

560
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: course yes, a lot of those relationships can become toxic,

561
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 1: but like for me, basically what I'm trying to say

562
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: is when people like talk to us about like or

563
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: like any of our friends who do things, and they're like,

564
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, like you have no idea how much

565
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: what you do, like how much it helps me. I

566
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: fully understand that because that's genuinely how I felt about

567
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: One Direction, which sounds stupid, and I think Like as

568
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: I got older, I realized it was like really fucked

569
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 1: up and like honestly shrouded in sexism. To be like,

570
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: you just gave me a new word. I'm gonna say shrouded,

571
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: Like every day, is it the new belligerent? I don't know,

572
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: I've been saying belligerent. It's kind of out. We'll see

573
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: what the new one is.

574
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 2: Bellign is out, shrouded is in?

575
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, So yeah, it was shrouded in sexism that like

576
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: grown ass men would be like, it's so whack, how

577
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: obsessed you are with this thing? But for so many

578
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: people it was because it was like an emotional crutch

579
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: and like it was such a disconnect from your real

580
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: life because.

581
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 2: Girls just love like boy boys O boys.

582
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:31,959
Speaker 1: But yeah, like it literally it genuinely won so funny

583
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 1: to say, but it literally did like save my life

584
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. Like it genuinely was like

585
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: this thing where I could anything happening in my life.

586
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: I could turn it off and like get on my

587
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: computer and find all these people who we had this

588
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: like common basis of what we liked, and then through

589
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: there we got to like build real friendships and become

590
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: like close knit, Like I felt like I had like

591
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: these friends that I couldn't really make in real life

592
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: because of how shut off emotionally I was, and online

593
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: there was just that same space that it was like

594
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: you don't really know me, and I don't really know

595
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: you in real life, so I feel like I could

596
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: confide in you because it's like it will never like

597
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: confront me real like in real life.

598
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 2: I love stand culture so much.

599
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also it literally is like it's so funny.

600
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: I was saying to Josh. I was like, I don't

601
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 1: think you understand, Like this is the reason why I

602
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,479
Speaker 1: got like a platform, Like it literally is like I

603
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: always know what I wanted to do, like radio hosting

604
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: or like comedy, and that's why I was like within

605
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: the fandom, like one of the funny people, like that

606
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: was my whole thing. But like, literally I never knew

607
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: I didn't even know Twitter existed until one direction, Like

608
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: I found them on YouTube through like that animation, which

609
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: I think I've said this before, and then because of that,

610
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this. I need to find

611
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: more and then I went to Twitter. But yeah, rewatching that,

612
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we're God. Also, that was the

613
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: first this is us is the first movie I ever

614
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: went to go see with a friend in in theaters.

615
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: Like that was my first like going to the movies

616
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: with my friend experience when I was like thirteen or no,

617
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: I think at that point that came out, I was

618
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: like fourteen. I just turned fourteen, and so that was

619
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: my first time being out alone. And like me and

620
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: my friend Anastasia like went and saw it and we

621
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: were literally the only two people in the theater other

622
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: than like one other person because it was in the

623
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: middle of Miami and like nobody gave a fuck about

624
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: one direction?

625
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 2: Why was there never a one direction Justin Bieber Crossover.

626
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: I think it's because it's like it's like with it's

627
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: like with Street where how there's like unannounced beef between

628
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: certain brands.

629
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 2: That's what I was.

630
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of it. But I mean in

631
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: Liam's interview, which is what sparked all this and it

632
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: really so embarrassing on his part, but in that he

633
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: talks about like, oh, how there was like I guess

634
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: there was.

635
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: Pseudo beef because with Justin Bieber.

636
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Liam had made like a comment on like

637
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: a live stream or something like that before where they

638
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: were like you're like Justin Bieber, he was like, except

639
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: I don't get like I don't go to jail or

640
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: like something, because that was one like the be kind

641
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: of started. But in general it was just always like

642
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: I think, like a tension thing because.

643
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: Of both stars and they both yeah, it's.

644
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: Both like a big thing. I literally how did I

645
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: just lose my train of thought? I don't know, but yeah,

646
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: I think also it just would it would be too much.

647
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: I think like it would be too much of those

648
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: crossed over. Also, at the time when One Direction was

649
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: really popping off, Justin Bieber was having his whole like

650
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: what's the Purple Journal's moment, which they were completely opposite ends,

651
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: like Jesse was tapping into R and B and One

652
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: Direction was still like pop rock like Sleigh.

653
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 2: But I love Yeah, I love stan culture, I love

654
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,719
Speaker 2: stan Twitter. I think like there are healthy boundaries that

655
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 2: need to be created. But like at the same time,

656
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: like I know how much it did for me, like

657
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 2: growing up and like being able to like find these

658
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: communities online where I just like fit in actually because

659
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 2: like in shit ass middle of nowhere Texas, like girl,

660
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 2: like I can't talk about this shit with real life

661
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: people because I'd actually be murdered. But what are you

662
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: doing over there?

663
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: This reminded me of I'm trying to repurchase my one

664
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: direction Varsity.

665
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 2: You're buying shit online right now as we speak. You

666
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 2: have an actual addiction.

667
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: Okay, this was literally because crazy I had. I've talked

668
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: about this before. I had this one direction Varsity. But

669
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: they still sell them and like make them, but it's

670
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: on those fucking gross sites where you can like get

671
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: a varsity made and it's like one hundred and ten dollars,

672
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: but it's on like a random cotton like shitty varsity

673
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: and I'm not about to spend one hundred and twenty

674
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: dollars on it, and someone's selling it in a size

675
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: that would fit me. I don't know where mine went.

676
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I think I sent it

677
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: to Hunduras. So there's like some little girl in hun

678
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: Duras who's like running around in a one direction Varsity

679
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: jacket and she probably has no idea what that means

680
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: because it's literally from ten years ago, which is insane.

681
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: The trend cycle is so vicious that galaxy leg print leggings,

682
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: Galaxy print leggings are coming back in two years.

683
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, fully, I would even maybe say less because remember

684
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: how we were saying Domo is going to be a

685
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: thing again. I saw a Domo video on my fucking

686
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: timeline on TikTok last night.

687
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: That is freaking it.

688
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: It freaked me out.

689
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 2: Demo was so Demo serv Yeah there was something. Galaxy

690
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: leg tights are coming back. I have a note.

691
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 4: Oh the Adida Superstars, Yeah, those are coming back, which

692
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 4: is freaking me out.

693
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: I knew once I saw.

694
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 2: The vapor wave is coming back soon. It's gonna make

695
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: like the esthetic.

696
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense because to me, because

697
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: of like Blade and shit, yeah, it's got like world

698
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: like popping so heavily, like it just makes sense for

699
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: that to cut like tag along behind it.

700
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 2: It's just also that like nostalgia core, like people love

701
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: nostalgia like people I don't know, do people like nostalgia.

702
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: I love nostalgia, and like I've had conversations with nostalgia.

703
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: People were like, I fucking hate nostalgia. I hate the feeling.

704
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: It's like the worst feeling ever. And I was like, okay,

705
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: am I like the weirdo for liking it.

706
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: No, nostalgia literally, I think runs like most trends because

707
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: like almost everything is like a callback, especially now because

708
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: it's like we're you're in the what is it? It's

709
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: a ten year cycle or is it your cycle?

710
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think it's a ten year cycle.

711
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like literally caught up in the ten year cycle,

712
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: so now we get to see it.

713
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 3: Also, I think that like nostalgia just validates stuff because

714
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 3: people are like, oh, this is a proven thing. If

715
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 3: you're coming up with a new trend or a new style,

716
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 3: that's scary. But if you're like calling back to stuff

717
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 3: from the past, yeah, oh this song, like this band,

718
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 3: it's a it's a proven, validated thing because it's been

719
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 3: around for long enough.

720
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: Also, I feel within capitalism it works so well. Literally

721
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: like you're selling people back by memories. It's like, oh,

722
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: remember this thing you really used to like, It used

723
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: to make you so happy, you should do it again.

724
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: Literally me with my one direction varsity, But to be fair,

725
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: I wear varsity jackets a loss, so like I would like,

726
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: y'all are about to see me pulling up. Should I

727
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: just get a really nice one direction varsity made that's

728
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing.

729
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 2: No, don't do that, Yeah, that's embarrassing.

730
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: Spending four hundred dollars on like a leather like like literally.

731
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 2: You are thirty two years old, you cannot be wearing Yeah, true.

732
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: Yes I can. Okay. That's the thing is One Direction

733
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: Merch is about to start coming back the way like

734
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 1: in Sync merch is like a fucking thing. I was

735
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 1: thinking about that and I was looking at their merch

736
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: and like they have a few pieces that I'm like,

737
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: I would fully.

738
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: Like come to an urban outfitters pack son.

739
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think all of them would have to

740
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: sign off, and like I.

741
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 2: Don't think, oh yeah, that's the thing is they don't

742
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 2: have to like, no one like I'm not gonna mention

743
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 2: what I'm right.

744
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: I guess licensing, it's up to you.

745
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 2: That's to the label. Yeah, exactly, like a lot of

746
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 2: the shit that like musicians and boy bands like all

747
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 2: of their merch, like actors like all of it. Like

748
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 2: the people don't even know half the time that it's

749
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 2: being created. It's just like written into their contract and

750
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 2: they don't even realize it.

751
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: And they're merchandising and then they get like a small.

752
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,959
Speaker 2: Smell, especially if it's like a major estate, like something

753
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 2: as big as One Direction was.

754
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber Merch is like almost there where people are

755
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 3: wearing it, and it's almost like a vintage.

756
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah dude, justin Bieber like purple era, like where he

757
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: would always wear purple. That merch is so good, like

758
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: I would.

759
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit's fire.

760
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: I want like the fucking big prints of his face.

761
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, the purpose Tourmrch. I don't want it, but I

762
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 2: want to like see it because I remember, like I

763
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 2: was so jealous of everybody who had the purpose Tour merch,

764
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: and I was like, I want that so bad. But

765
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 2: then like eventually I like discovered streetwear instead.

766
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: I stole that hoodie from a fucker who was somehow

767
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: still around. Do you remember, do you know what I'm

768
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: talking about.

769
00:35:51,000 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 2: I won't say his name. Oh yeah, yeah.

770
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: I stole that hoodie from someone because they were being

771
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: a dickhead and it was rightfully deserved. But that's how

772
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: I had that hoodie. And again another thing that I

773
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: think is in Honduras because I was just like, I

774
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: don't I have no use for this anymore. I just

775
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: told that I wonder how much a purpose hoodie goes

776
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: for now, because I mean, now he has.

777
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 2: Drew, which is fucked up because he stole my name.

778
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 2: He stole my name. He saw me popping on name. Yeah,

779
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 2: he saw me popping online and he was like, actually,

780
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna steal this kid's entire identity.

781
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: And he did, and it's fucked up. And Justin Bieber,

782
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 2: you're an evil entity for that. Like, I hope you

783
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: burn and rot for stealing my name?

784
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,479
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? This fucking twenty ten Justin Bieber merch.

785
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: See this is the air I'm talking about.

786
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 3: Guy?

787
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: Wait, yoho, what thingame?

788
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 2: It's just cute. It's like giving Jojo sua.

789
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's crazy. Looks like that was made in PowerPoint.

790
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: But purpose merch is pretty cheap. It's I mean, it's

791
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 1: not like selling for what I would have ever expected.

792
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: There's like one hundred dollars hoodie. There's a forty five

793
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: dollar hoodie.

794
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 2: Wait, speaking of purpose merch, Literally, do you shut the

795
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 2: toilet when you flush it?

796
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: No?

797
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: No, I need to do it And I didn't. I

798
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,479
Speaker 2: never I never knew it was gross. I just like, yeah,

799
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't shut the toilet when I

800
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 2: flush it, Like it just never crossed my mind to

801
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 2: even shut it. And I was always curious. I was

802
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 2: like why do we have a top lid on it?

803
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe to keep like babies from drowning,

804
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 2: or like from animals from drinking the water. But no,

805
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 2: like when you shit in that water and you flush

806
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: it without shutting the top lid, it's literally spraying shit

807
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 2: particles in fecal matter into the air and it's landing

808
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 2: all over your fucking two brush your skin care Like,

809
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 2: I guess my skin.

810
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: Is clear, my teeth are like kind of yellow, and

811
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: I need to go to the dentist. But that doesn't

812
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: have to the ship.

813
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,240
Speaker 2: There is definitely like three parts per million fecal matter

814
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: to like everything we consume in that bathroom. Just because

815
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 2: I don't simply I don't shut the lid when I flush,

816
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 2: And then I noticed, I was like, everybody does it,

817
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 2: Like even Josh shuts the lid when he flushes, Yeah

818
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: he does. Do you shut the lid when ye don't? Give?

819
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 2: And also I feel like it's dirtier to touch the ship.

820
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 3: I poop, I'll actually put my head into the bowl,

821
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 3: but no, and get my nose really close to the

822
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 3: water and then I'll flush it.

823
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: Why the fuck would you do that?

824
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: Sit around eating ship?

825
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 3: I'm from northern California.

826
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that makes its culturally.

827
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, yeah, I'm sorry.

828
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 3: Thank you for apologizing.

829
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you don't. No one should eat ship, Like,

830
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 2: what the fuck?

831
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 3: I think people should eat poop if I think it's

832
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 3: cool if sometimes I eat poop, and.

833
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 2: It's only sometimes talk about eating ship on this podcast anymore,

834
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: Like it's literally gotta stop, and this is this should

835
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 2: have just been over five minutes ago, but somehow we

836
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: always end up about ship on this podcast.

837
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: If you give yourself a little treat every day, it's

838
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: not a treat, it's a habit. So kay. If you

839
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: give yourself a little treat like twice a week of poop,

840
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: it's not No.

841
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 3: No, I've been good. I haven't had poop in five days.

842
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: No, Oh, my fucking god, you should have never had

843
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 2: poop in your life once. Holy shit, y'all are fucking weird.

844
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm crazy.

845
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 2: Also, I can't catship like a normal person.

846
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 3: What, No, you can't be eating catshit. That's actually disgusting.

847
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: I guess they do make it per little almond joy.

848
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like putting little give them, give them a

849
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 2: little milks, give them a little milk. Yeah, when it

850
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 2: comes out of the thing, give them a little milk

851
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: and it liquifies a little bit, and it's like a

852
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 2: little patty once it hits the cat litter and then

853
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: you can pick it.

854
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: Up like it is like a NERD's rope kind of thing,

855
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 1: because it's like it's like a nerds cluster.

856
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

857
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 3: I always thought a good prank because like pooping in

858
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 3: a bowl and then putting in someone's microwaved.

859
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: Did kids at y'all school have the like ship bombs.

860
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 2: The glass vials?

861
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,479
Speaker 1: It's like ours was like plastic bags and they would

862
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: like expand and you had to run away and they

863
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: would fucking burst. I don't know up that my school

864
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: sold them so literally the person who sold us ice

865
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: cream also showed, wait, I need to find them, like.

866
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: I want to know they're the exact same, Like it's

867
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 2: like a foil packet that you like, there's like something

868
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 2: in it makes a chemical reaction that and we had

869
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 2: the glass vials that you would break.

870
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: Damn, the graphic design of this is too liate.

871
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 2: Don't show the people let me see, well they could

872
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 2: look it up. No, don't even tell them. No, that

873
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 2: actually is like I almost but this is fire those

874
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 2: the vial and then the liquid ass spray. Have ever

875
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 2: told a story about when we poured the liquid as

876
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: spray and my friend's hair and he freaked the fuck out.

877
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, we had these like little.

878
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 2: Far This kind of smells like off, like it will

879
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: like void off mosquitoes.

880
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: I think it does.

881
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 2: Oh, it is like a spring candle. No, but that's

882
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 2: the cleaning line.

883
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 1: I don't know who cares, but oh, kids would take

884
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: that and throw it in the fucking air vents at school.

885
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: They would go in the bathroom, toss it in the

886
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 1: air event and run away, and then the whole floor

887
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: would smell like fucking shit. So we would get evacuated.

888
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: But it was just like really annoying, but the ice

889
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: cream truck would literally sell it to the kids.

890
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: I would make turds out of cliff bars and hide

891
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 2: them in the corners of the hall, and I would

892
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 2: record people's reactions to them, like walking past like a human.

893
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: I misread the fuck I misheard you so crazy. I

894
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: thought you were making a joke that you would like

895
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: shape your shit like a cliff bar, and I literally.

896
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 3: Was like, as a prank, I guess.

897
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like funny. I wouldn't show anybody, but it's

898
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: like a funny thing to do.

899
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 3: I used to make fake turns out of snickers. It

900
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 3: looks really really good, looks very real.

901
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: It looks good like.

902
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 3: And then.

903
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 2: And then you eat them. Okay, riddle me this. Why

904
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: do you have to order a side of fries? Now?

905
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 2: Remember the days when the fries would come with the burger.

906
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 3: I have noticed that recently.

907
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 2: Oh bitch, wait, me getting a girl's number. Oh my god,

908
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 2: I got a girl.

909
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 1: I think you might have already said this.

910
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 2: But I might know I have not said it because

911
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 2: I wrote it down to say it. But I got

912
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 2: a girl's.

913
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 3: Number when I ask him where and when? Where and when?

914
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 2: The protestore When I got my Prota loafers, the girl

915
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: helped me out. She was like, here, take my number

916
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 2: down so you can text me about like ordering other

917
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: Prada things.

918
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 3: But that was the store's number. That's like a girl

919
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: gave it to me. But a girl gave it to me.

920
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 3: That's like a customer support thing. It's like, oh, these

921
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 3: are expensive.

922
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 2: You guys, No, because I haven't needed to buy anything.

923
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you when you call the number, is it

924
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 3: a robot that answers its.

925
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 2: Like, well, yes, I did call it, and it was

926
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 2: an automated thing. It was like, uh, this is Prada

927
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 2: at the Galleria, Like we'll get back or the Beverly

928
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,439
Speaker 2: Center or whatever. We'll get back to you when we can.

929
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 2: But I thought her name was Prada Beverly at the

930
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 2: Beverly Center. No Beverly Prada. She did give Beverly vibes.

931
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 1: What was I going to say?

932
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 2: You weren't going to say ship, you weren't going to.

933
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: Say tongue, And it's going to be starting by wall.

934
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,439
Speaker 1: That's the thing.

935
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing about you.

936
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to talk about the lady

937
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: Saw who both of us fell in love with. Oh,

938
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: we thought she was literally just buttering us up to

939
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: sell us stuff.

940
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 2: You're so sad and miserable and disgusting. Anybody who gives

941
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 2: us every time, Yeah, anybody who's nice to us and

942
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 2: gives us attention we literally just fall in love with.

943
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: She was also beautiful, and she had a British accent,

944
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: and she was talking about her friends visiting and going

945
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: to the Roosevelt Hotel, and I was like, can I

946
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: see your boob.

947
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 2: If I buy this candle? Can I see your boobs

948
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: I fall from It's not even like butt crack. It's

949
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: just it's not even like I'm like falling in love

950
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: with her. It's like she gives me maternal energy and

951
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 2: I long for that.

952
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I want her to like carry me around

953
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: and pat me on the back and.

954
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 2: Give me Yeah, I want to be wild.

955
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 3: And there's so much to impact there. But I have noticed,

956
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 3: like if you're if you're at a store, like right

957
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 3: when you're buying something and there's like a tipping situation, dude,

958
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 3: don't smile at that, Like you're supposed to tip. The

959
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,479
Speaker 3: person who's selling you will like compliment you right before

960
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 3: the salesman to be like they'll say something nice about you.

961
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 3: This happens, they'll be like they're like, oh I really

962
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 3: like that, shirty'll wonderful, laugh at what you're saying like

963
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 3: right before. And I think that's just a technique to

964
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 3: be like the very last interaction you had with them

965
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 3: was like good. So you're like, oh, tip this person.

966
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: I support it, and I like give everybody. Yeah, I give.

967
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: Everyone tips, and like I am like such a fucking

968
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: little like turd.

969
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 2: Actually it's it's a good I don't fucking tip. I

970
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 2: don't tip, like if you needed a fucking tip, like

971
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 2: like give me service that require you know what I'm saying, Like,

972
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 2: I don't need to fuck me.

973
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 3: Ironically, never tipped.

974
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: Never tipped once in his life.

975
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.

976
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 2: He doesn't get it tip.

977
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: He's like, your price go up by like five dollars.

978
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: Mine was literally five dollars optional.

979
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 3: It is optional.

980
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I tip, I tip. I tipped thirty five percent.

981
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: I only tipped well because I was like taught it

982
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: at a young age because my mom is in the

983
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: service industry, so she would always like talk to me

984
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: about it. So I was like, Okay, that's the thing

985
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: you need to do. But I had like a funny

986
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 1: conversation with a barista the other day. Also, any Yeah,

987
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: anybody who's nice to me, I like overly tip them

988
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I really like you.

989
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 3: It'll be like I'm gonna give you the thirty percent.

990
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, because I'm like a fucking little monkey. Yeah.

991
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: They're like, well you're pretty and funny, and I'm like

992
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 1: thank you.

993
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like I'll give you. My finger has been

994
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 3: hovering over the eighteen percent and they like said something

995
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 3: nice and I went twenty five. Yeah.

996
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you know what it's fucked up

997
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: is when they do it twenty five.

998
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 2: Oh, they they flip.

999
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: It because they want to trick you into doing it. Also,

1000
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: one time, like recently, I accidentally when I went into

1001
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: a coffee shop, somebody behind the counter knew who I was,

1002
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: and I had a short conversation with them, and this,

1003
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: if you're listening, this was fully an accident, but I

1004
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: couldn't go back on it because it would have been

1005
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. I went to go it was like a

1006
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: five dollar coffee. I went to go do the like

1007
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: a two dollar tip, and I accidentally did twenty and

1008
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: then I just I had to commit to it. But

1009
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh my god, this is so

1010
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: fucking embarrassing because he's gonna look at that and be like,

1011
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: did this misch just tip me twenty dollars because because

1012
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: I like not even that in my head, I was like,

1013
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's gonna think I tipped in twenty

1014
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: dollars to be like, yeah, I'm a good person, Like

1015
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking good, Like, oh this five dollar coffee, Yeah,

1016
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna triple it, like you know, have dollars like

1017
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: on top of this fucking coffee. And I was so

1018
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: fucking embarrassed and I ran out of that spot up,

1019
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 1: but I had a conversation with barista. I went bought

1020
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: the coffee, and before I tipped, he like just started

1021
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: walking away and I was like, hey, you didn't turn

1022
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: the screen to let me tip you and he was like,

1023
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like I don't want to do that at

1024
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 1: my other job, Like I did that and it made

1025
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 1: me feel funny. So like here we decided like they

1026
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: just opened up a coffee shop, I guess like solo,

1027
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,959
Speaker 1: and they were like listening, you haven't been listening. I'm sorry, really.

1028
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 2: I was looking through you. Yeah, I know it's about

1029
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 2: a guy that doesn't.

1030
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: Tip or no that he he opened up a coffee

1031
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: shop and he's like, Oh, we're not going to turn

1032
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: the screen to tip. We're gonna do He was like

1033
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: we we're going to do cash only tips.

1034
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1035
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: So it's just like, oh, if someone really wants to,

1036
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: they can like go ahead and do that, but like

1037
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: we're not going to like ask them to do tips,

1038
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: because he was just like, oh, I felt funny, Like

1039
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 1: at my last job. Like literally we would like turn

1040
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: the screen and kind of look away because it was

1041
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: just like, oh God, like I this feels so weird,

1042
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: like asking you for a tip. I was like, I

1043
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: guess that is, like there are certain there are only

1044
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: certain moments where I'm.

1045
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 2: Like, no, I'm wait, I'm literally like you should pressure

1046
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: every fucking customer into giving me you a tip. I

1047
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck, Like I mean, like personally it

1048
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 2: does make me uncomfortable, but I'm like, literally, do that

1049
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: to everybody. I don't care.

1050
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, because I will still tip. That's the

1051
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: thing is, no matter how I feel about it, like

1052
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: in any given situation, even at the restaurants where it's

1053
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 1: like I go put my order and then I sit

1054
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: down and then I do all things and then I

1055
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 1: do all the little things and I like do it myself.

1056
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 2: But I did think that's even mean to me. I

1057
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: still do.

1058
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like I should be like a pissy bitch,

1059
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I'm sure you had a hord day,

1060
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: Like you know, I here's here's your fucking fifteen eighteen percent.

1061
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should be here.

1062
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,479
Speaker 2: Why isn't there a Straight Pride month.

1063
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 1: Mhm.

1064
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 3: I was thinking that.

1065
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 2: Why do the gay is good a month but a

1066
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: straight Christian Trump supporters don't get a month. I think

1067
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 2: it's weird in the liberal.

1068
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 1: Say like us, like who was us?

1069
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: Me and my altars? Oh, okay, we need straight Pride? Yeah,

1070
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 2: are you like we need that month? Stop saying you

1071
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 2: keep me in the community and the rest of the

1072
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 2: straight community.

1073
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: Yes, So what if straight people use grinder for.

1074
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: Why are you bringing that up?

1075
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: Because Grinder is like a notoriously like it's literally for like.

1076
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 2: It's not on my phone.

1077
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: When we went through our screen time and there is

1078
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: not six hours of grinder time.

1079
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 3: That's too much. True. I'm just saying that's way too much.

1080
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: Not you, literally, you're not you being homophobic.

1081
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 3: I'm not being homophobic. That's just that's clearly like an addiction.

1082
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: Whoa an addiction to love? To seeking out.

1083
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 2: Love and front like you can be addicted to having

1084
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 2: sex Like that's like I'm being addicted to being the

1085
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 2: coolest personal life.

1086
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: That's literally no, Okay, don't don't even get mad, because

1087
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,479
Speaker 1: that's Kai being a loser.

1088
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: Jealous.

1089
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's being jealous because he's literally a virgin.

1090
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 2: Yes, I have sex all the time. I'm I'm about

1091
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 2: to start crying.

1092
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: In like habitual and like I need to do it

1093
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: and if I don't.

1094
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 2: Then like it's like myself, I wasn't gonna cry.

1095
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 3: You can be addicted to sex. I'm not a virgin.

1096
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 3: I have sex all the time. Literally constantly.

1097
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 2: I told myself I wasn't gonna cry. I really did.

1098
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 1: He's crying. You're like you're literally attacking him. You think

1099
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: you're helping, but you're just hurting.

1100
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 3: And you know what, fuck this good. I'm glad I

1101
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 3: made him cry because I try to help you all

1102
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 3: the time. And then this ship he's also fake crying.

1103
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: No, that's how he cries.

1104
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: It's really weird.

1105
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, oh my god, is like there're a

1106
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 1: dog outside and I go and it's just you in

1107
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: his room.

1108
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.

1109
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 1: That was really scary. God, guy like rebooted your eyes brown?

1110
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 3: They're green?

1111
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: You actually have green?

1112
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 3: Actually no, Hi, they're brown, but there there is a

1113
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 3: little bit of green in there.

1114
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: Literally me in like third grade, when I was in

1115
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: my siblings, I was like no, I was like, in

1116
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: the light, my eyes.

1117
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 2: Are like so like if we go outside.

1118
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: When it was because my ad so dark, the trees

1119
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: were reflecting off of my eyeball.

1120
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on.

1121
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: Also, I was thinking about this other way, and it's

1122
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 1: like how to be cracking up. People really find out

1123
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 1: they can sing, and they don't stop.

1124
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 2: They like, just don't say Tiger, I live Tiger the

1125
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 2: girl that the TikTok you sent me this morning?

1126
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I don't know. I have to look at it, dude.

1127
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: I watched so many tiktoks at this point, Like when

1128
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,479
Speaker 1: people reference them to me, I'm like, actually, what the.

1129
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 2: Fuck is and doesn't like TikTok? She just sends them

1130
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 2: to me.

1131
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: I know. And then when it's started to like share

1132
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: your screen and show what you've been liking, my shit

1133
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: sucks balls.

1134
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 2: Oh literally, me discovering I can sing on camera for

1135
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 2: the first all right, but.

1136
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: Dude, this literally had me cracking up because I was like,

1137
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, okay.

1138
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 2: Inya ya.

1139
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: When I realized I can think, I can't believe I

1140
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: got it on video.

1141
00:52:49,880 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 5: You're gonna you're gonna hear me, hear me, Damn.

1142
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: The fuck up.

1143
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 3: No.

1144
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 4: But actually, literally imagine do you know how fucking annoyed

1145
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 4: i'd be if my little four year old started singing

1146
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 4: and had kind of a decent voice and they're like

1147
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 4: belting around the house and they're like, I'm gonna do

1148
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 4: this for a living, I fucking be so annoyed, like.

1149
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 3: Shut especially because the people that can sing, they'll like

1150
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,240
Speaker 3: go to school and then sing under their breast.

1151
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 2: I was the kid humming on my cameras greasy as,

1152
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 2: but I was the kid humming under my breath. I

1153
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 2: was the one doing the whole like my dad. And

1154
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 2: on the way to like one of my baseball games,

1155
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 2: I like sang in the backseat and my dad jokingly

1156
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 2: was like, Drew, you have like a really good voice,

1157
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 2: and he didn't tell me it was a joke for

1158
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 2: like a week, and I went around the house singing

1159
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 2: for literally all of those seven days and like belting

1160
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 2: the songs like like liter and I. And then after

1161
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 2: like the seventh day, my dad was like, Drew, like

1162
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 2: I was joking, and my sister, my Madeline, she literally

1163
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 2: freaked out and died laughing like they were in on

1164
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 2: this jow. I was literally bullied by my family, And

1165
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 2: now y'all wonder why I don't have a good singing voice.

1166
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 2: It's because I was traumatized in to not trauma, and

1167
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 2: every time you make fun of me for being a

1168
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 2: bad singer, you're making fun of my trauma.

1169
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: Literally, James Charles be like, but like, seriously, I'd be

1170
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: so annoyed if my like ten year old is like

1171
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: on YouTube like, hey, yeah, I like shot.

1172
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 2: The fun You know. The thing is that you would

1173
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 2: be like, okay, that you're serving. No.

1174
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: I made fun of my little sister for the same thing.

1175
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: My little sister wanted to be a singer, and I

1176
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: made fun of her so crazy. I was like, girl,

1177
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 1: you do.

1178
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 2: You showed me? Yeah, maybe I don't.

1179
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: There's a video. I'm gonna see if I can find it.

1180
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 1: This is so mean to do to Sophia. But there's

1181
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 1: a video.

1182
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 2: It's literally the funniest thing I love. I love you Sophia.

1183
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: Actually I love you Sofia, but it is so funny.

1184
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: I think I should have done that. Dude, you thought

1185
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: you were fucking eating like she literally thought Jesus, she

1186
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: felt like she was in a movie. Like she was

1187
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: like a long song? Fuck? What fuck? What song is it?

1188
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: I just have to find it, Like I'm gonna yeah, what.

1189
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 2: What am I like conventionally attractive? Or am I like

1190
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 2: weird attractive?

1191
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:38,720
Speaker 1: You're special?

1192
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 2: Thank you? Let me know? Am I like like, am

1193
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 2: I attractive to you? Or am I ugly?

1194
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:48,799
Speaker 3: You're hello sexy to me?

1195
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 2: But like un ironically, like if you saw me down

1196
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 2: the street, would you be like, oh, he's like kind

1197
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 2: of cute?

1198
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: I think I would absolutely?

1199
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. I needed that confidence booze because I

1200
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 2: was feeling ugly today. It's simply it's because of my hair.

1201
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 2: I need my hair cut really bad.

1202
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1203
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: I need to find this more than anybody else.

1204
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,399
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do? Oh? Is it a secret?

1205
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: You look and said? Not you serving sex? You look

1206
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: like you just came home from a dog on a

1207
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: windy day, on a windy, humid day.

1208
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 2: It looks like I just came.

1209
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 3: You do look like you just like stumbled out of

1210
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 3: the sexier burning man.

1211
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 2: Yes, don't why you you looked at me a little

1212
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 2: too long?

1213
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 3: Yoah looks sexy?

1214
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: I mean it is your mom.

1215
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 3: There's that clip from the last episode, like.

1216
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 2: The silent raise, the silent raise. Yeah, we watched the

1217
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 2: TikTok of the girl saying like that. Why it do

1218
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 2: celebrities wave very condescendingly and uh it literally cracked me up.

1219
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 2: And me and you have just been like saying by

1220
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 2: like that.

1221
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: I literally love it. That's all we did to each

1222
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: other day.

1223
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, you knows you're the best.

1224
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh, No, one is about to turn to you.

1225
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 2: I know. You know what?

1226
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: What's this a launch song? That's like what you say

1227
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: to me? She's like what you say to me? Oh,

1228
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: I just say to me like that? And what makes

1229
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: the money isn't so breathy? Because my sister had had one.

1230
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: She was like, what just.

1231
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 2: Said don't touch my hair to me?

1232
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm almost there. I'm going down my Finsta, but

1233
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: I just have a million posts.

1234
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 3: When I hold this up, it feels so passive aggressive.

1235
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 2: No, I literally love it.

1236
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 3: It's cool.

1237
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: I like it, but it really does like throw me

1238
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: off because I have absolutely no concept.

1239
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 2: Of like Vegina to see anything.

1240
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh I got guys, it's cured now. But I had

1241
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: bai back to your.

1242
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 2: Old bread in that oven throw back? Wait? Uh me?

1243
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 2: And what do you know about me on ironically loving

1244
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 2: the Pride Month advertisements and all of the icons changing.

1245
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,919
Speaker 3: What do you think about the Chipotle one?

1246
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.

1247
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 3: It says homo estoce.

1248
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.

1249
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 3: I think it's real.

1250
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 2: I actually genuinely love that if that's true. I love that.

1251
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: It's rainbow Burrito, it's his homo astace. But maybe it's

1252
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 3: a joke.

1253
00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 2: Windstar Wayco from Succession and their Pride Month posts. I

1254
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 2: love Pride. I really love Pride so much.

1255
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 3: I really, I do really enjoy the fact that in

1256
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 3: the uber app the line is.

1257
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 2: Rainbow is rainbow and it glows.

1258
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1259
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 2: No, I actually love it, and I'm like, yeah, yep, yeah.

1260
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 2: But that's me as a straight man, saying that.

1261
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: What's the like you say you like it, like it's

1262
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: like made for you.

1263
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 2: M hmm.

1264
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: You say you like the Pride.

1265
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 2: Just I cleaned this table this morning. How is it

1266
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 2: like this this water right here?

1267
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know, But what was weird is that

1268
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 3: water was like cloudy before.

1269
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: What you said. Men, find it. I hopefully I can

1270
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: find it and send it to Kai and he can

1271
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: play it. But I know I'm getting close.

1272
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 2: I'm close. I'm so close. Okay, let's see what else

1273
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 2: I can talk about. High tech, low life. We're basically

1274
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 2: living the worst magic in life possible. We have all

1275
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 2: these technologies. Oh was this me falling?

1276
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 3: That was me.

1277
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 2: And the people watching you. We have a ring doorbell

1278
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 2: and now we see every single time our neighbors leave

1279
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 2: our house, and it feels wrong.

1280
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: It feels like like that.

1281
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 2: Should be okay. I know. I made a comment about

1282
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 2: twenty episodes saying that I don't like or understand and

1283
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 2: practical jokers. I need to clear the air. I am

1284
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 2: a mirbias and I watched a couple episodes and I

1285
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 2: literally love it. They're just goofy old man being goofy

1286
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 2: and having fun and I love it and I can't

1287
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 2: wait to be old. Actually, no, I lied, oh me

1288
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 2: in that meeting. Girl, do you remember me in that meeting?

1289
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 2: We never talked about it.

1290
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 1: What.

1291
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I'm allowed to say it,

1292
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 2: But like I was like when I I was just

1293
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 2: like in a manic like flow state, and I was like, well,

1294
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm like killing myself when I turned thirty. Anyways, in

1295
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 2: front of those.

1296
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: Kid dude I know, and I'm literally like the thing

1297
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: is our agents got it and laughed. But like the

1298
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: new person on the call was like, oh, oh so

1299
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: I did that. It wasn't like that. No, that's not

1300
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: what a high note it is. Dre. Also, I just

1301
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: go through my whole and said I couldn't find it.

1302
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,919
Speaker 1: But now I'm really paranoid. Like I've said this before,

1303
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 1: but sometimes I feel like y'all could see through my

1304
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: phone and now I'm scared that y'all just saw my

1305
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: whole life.

1306
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 2: Hi tech, Hi tech, low life.

1307
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the end of this episode. The last like

1308
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: five minutes was just me trying to find this video

1309
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,919
Speaker 1: and you just like floating into oblivion.

1310
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 2: Like talking You're gonna have fun. One thing about me

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01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 2: is I'm gonna have fun. Um, Okay, let's do media.

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01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 1: Min is Valentine Fiona Apple, Wild Horses by Prefab, Sprout

1313
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: Down under Men at Work and One Day by Nobu

1314
01:01:55,560 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: Kazu Takamura and Love Song by Bbadoobee and then visually

1315
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: I haven't seen nothing.

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01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 2: I haven't seen nothing nothing yet Let's.

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01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: See nothing, read nothing, I do nothing. Uh.

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01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 2: First songs one eighty Decibel Underscore one and thirty I'm

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01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 2: Assuming Bpm by AFX Twin on syrah s y r Oh.

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01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 2: That's a good album. Um, let's go to the end

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01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 2: of this. No no, I added it to this playlist.

1322
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 5: Oh, I have so.

1323
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 2: Many private playlists on Spotify, and now I've been gatekeeping

1324
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 2: my music. We got White Sheep and Small Light by

1325
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 2: uh Nobu Kasu take Takomori Takoma. And then also we

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01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 2: both pronounce oh, wait, did you say a song from Yeah?

1327
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 2: I said one day, oh the beat loops. Literally love

1328
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 2: that song. That is my favorite ambient song of all

1329
01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 2: all time. Very bold of me to say, after all

1330
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 2: by seven three eight six three four three five seven.

1331
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 2: And then Julian showed me this song TLC by Turnstile

1332
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 2: in the outro. I saw it on this story. I

1333
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 2: thought it was really cool, and I saw top Gun.

1334
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 2: I don't know, did I talk about that on the podcast.

1335
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 2: I saw top Gun and it was fucking awesome. It

1336
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 2: was so good I literally couldn't believe it like it was.

1337
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 2: It was a masterpiece, like they did the damn thing.

1338
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 2: And that's all. Go watch top Gun.

1339
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: Go watch. Your mom is ugly and stupid.

1340
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Also, I'm sorry, what's his face?

1341
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1342
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 3: Mom?

1343
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 2: I know you heard that. I text me, text me mom,

1344
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 2: because we'll get this bitch together. We'll get her. No,

1345
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 2: but what's his name? Tom? Olds know the Tom cruise.

1346
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:08,919
Speaker 2: He looks good for being like eight hundred years old.

1347
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: Someone said he had a facelift. Oops, oops, and we're

1348
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: gonna out women for having facial uh surgery. We got

1349
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: to do it for men. He had a facelift, and.

1350
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 2: You could see are people still trying to hide like

1351
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 2: getting bassic surgery?

1352
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: Yes?

1353
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 2: Fully, who fucking cares? Like own that ship if you're

1354
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 2: going to do it?

1355
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,919
Speaker 3: By Drake, I got a bunch of work done.

1356
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 2: Yeah that was beautiful. Bad but you know he got

1357
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 2: a penis and large actually a penis shrinking surgery because

1358
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 2: he's so well endowed. It like it was when he

1359
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 2: would get a B word, he would pass out because

1360
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 2: the blood when he would get a boner, it would

1361
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 2: he would pass out because the blood from his brain would.

1362
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 3: Rush to his It happened a couple of times while

1363
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 3: I was driving, so it was dangerous.

1364
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 2: So it was what was it? It was an elective surgery

1365
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 2: turned needed, so the insurance covered.

1366
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 3: It exactly, and there was it was such it's such

1367
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 3: a long surgery because it's really big constantly seventeen wait.

1368
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 1: Wait wait, this is big news thanks to you guys.

1369
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: It literally is because of this podcast. Now I can

1370
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: have it. I have health insurance.

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01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, she got health insurance. I had to sign

1372
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 2: papers to get it turned over. So it's my doing. No,

1373
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 2: literally it is. It's actually so advanced. And then I

1374
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 2: also now I could go get.

1375
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 1: My pussy swabed and it won't be two thousand dollars.

1376
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 2: I was thinking, maybe Kai, it's a vagina that sprays discharge.

1377
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 2: I was I was thinking I might get on the

1378
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 2: health insurance to just do it. But I was like, no,

1379
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 2: I get health insurance. I'm twenty six through my parents.

1380
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 2: Like that.

1381
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,439
Speaker 1: If I got health insurance through my parents, I would

1382
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 1: fully do that. What to me? What you said to me?

1383
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to find it and we'll ultro with that, well,

1384
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 1: ultro with Sophia. We'll have Kai mix it into a song.

1385
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it a German based song.

1386
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 2: Merge coming soon.

1387
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 1: Oh, you naughty little boy.

1388
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 2: You're gonna get a big spink merge coming soon. Maybe

1389
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 2: we tease it, not now, not now, but I mean,

1390
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 2: like on the week's leading up, maybe we just like,

1391
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 2: have you pulled it over me being a tease?

1392
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: All right? Bye? God, what