WEBVTT - The Stupidest Podcast We've Ever Done

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<v Speaker 1>The stupidest podcast we've ever done. It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm strong, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not even gonna tell you what this is

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<v Speaker 1>till after. This is one of those internet challenges that's

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<v Speaker 1>happening right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Are okay, good?

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<v Speaker 1>So the challenge is to exhale all the air out

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<v Speaker 1>of your lungs and then try to scream after you've

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<v Speaker 1>exhaled all the air out of your lungs. Now, what

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<v Speaker 1>ended up being funnier than even people doing that is

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<v Speaker 1>Michelangelo's inability to try to do it. So we got

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<v Speaker 1>this text, this is un ironic.

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<v Speaker 4>We have to do You have that the audio, I

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<v Speaker 4>mean we played it at the.

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<v Speaker 1>End of the radio show of Michael trying to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's get that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is unironically one of the best segments you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have ever done. Michael Angelo is killing me, so felt

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<v Speaker 1>like we should try it again. Now Michael wants to

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<v Speaker 1>watch Katie do it. Yeah, So the problem we are

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<v Speaker 1>having is Michael Angelo would breathe all the year out

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<v Speaker 1>of his lungs and then take a breath. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is what it sounded like earlier when Michael Angelo was trying.

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<v Speaker 4>So you took you inhaled, You didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't exhale enough either, it completely exacted. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>inhaled again.

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<v Speaker 4>He can't in heal, no blew out. Then you took

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<v Speaker 4>a breath. Okay, I may blow.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna just do nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>But blow out. Don't take a breath in. I am

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<v Speaker 4>just I don't understand. I'm just going out.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how I excel.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>And for some reason we couldn't explain as you could

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<v Speaker 1>hear there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we need to let him redeem himself. Will

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<v Speaker 1>you do it again?

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<v Speaker 6>Michael?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you fully understand. Now you breathe out all

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<v Speaker 1>your air. You do not take in any anymore area.

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<v Speaker 1>You just try to scream with no air.

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<v Speaker 5>The problem I have is when I, you know, I

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<v Speaker 5>breathe it all out, but when I go to scream,

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<v Speaker 5>I end up bringing it back in.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, control yourself, then, don't. So let's try it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's try it one more time and breathe everything out

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<v Speaker 5>and then scream it all exactly. All right, I'll try

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<v Speaker 5>there you go. There we go, and this is in

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<v Speaker 5>heald so I can get my breath out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>If you.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't exhale first. You got to exhale first one

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<v Speaker 1>more time. I think you can do it. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a how many step processes? Exhale and scream.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a two step process and you you don't even

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<v Speaker 2>have to take a big inhale, just go and then

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<v Speaker 2>try to scream.

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<v Speaker 4>This is making me uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, Katie, would you exhale all the way and then

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<v Speaker 7>first before the scream, don't stream until all the airs

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<v Speaker 7>out of your lungs.

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<v Speaker 1>So it should take a couple of seconds to get

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<v Speaker 1>all the air out of your lungs.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>There it is okay. He did it.

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<v Speaker 1>He did it for some reason, almost made me pass

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<v Speaker 1>out listening to you.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you go. I agree with the texture. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the funniest thing we've ever done.

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<v Speaker 5>And this is catching the country by storm.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, what is your cable out? Yeah? No kidding, Michael.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you feeling right now?

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing all right?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm okay, Okay, we have done.

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<v Speaker 1>We've done a couple of these at home. The only

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<v Speaker 1>one that pops of mine is the like, eat a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of saltines and try to whistle one. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>doing that with the kids class. It goes back to

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<v Speaker 1>when I was so fun.

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<v Speaker 4>I did that outside a grocery store as like a

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<v Speaker 4>six year old. Okay, they recruited me to be part

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<v Speaker 4>of that that contest. Really thought, oh, this will be

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<v Speaker 4>no problem, and I learned something important that day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of the great lessons of life about whistling

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<v Speaker 1>with a mouthful of dry food. Katie, can you do

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<v Speaker 1>the exhaled scream challenge?

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<v Speaker 6>I'll right, Nope, I don't know how to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't feel good.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, it doesn't. I'm sure it doesn't. I

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<v Speaker 4>won't do it. But I'm an adult. I think we

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<v Speaker 4>are the most unfortunate generation of bitter old people because

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<v Speaker 4>in the past it struck me in listening to that

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<v Speaker 4>internet challenge again. Is that's the sort of thing kids

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<v Speaker 4>have done from time immemorial with each other. Sure, but

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<v Speaker 4>there there would have been no opportunity for me to

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<v Speaker 4>hear it. It's like the the lingo. We're constantly seeing

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<v Speaker 4>articles or you know, just memes or hearing whatever about

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<v Speaker 4>the latest hip kid lingo and what it means and

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<v Speaker 4>what does your kid mean when they say that's so ohio,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care. I don't care. And once I got

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<v Speaker 4>done raising my kids, until my grandkids were like sanes

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<v Speaker 4>or something, I would not be subjected to any youth slang.

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<v Speaker 4>And now because of the Internet, I am I'm the

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<v Speaker 4>victim here.

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<v Speaker 1>I took a negative turn.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care what kids are saying instead of that's cool.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care. If the word has not existed for

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<v Speaker 4>less than thirty years, I don't want to hear it.

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<v Speaker 4>Technical developments are an exception. In fact, if Shakespeare didn't

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<v Speaker 4>scratch it on a page, I don't need it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like they change faster now than they

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<v Speaker 1>used to probably do. Right, everything else has been sped up.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I mean, because how would you like get

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<v Speaker 4>a new slang word somebody in your friend group came

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<v Speaker 4>up with it or heard it or something. Right now,

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<v Speaker 4>you're subjected every social group around the world, potentially.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, if you went from saying cool to awesome somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>around nineteen eighty, that would have had to just organically

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<v Speaker 1>sweep across the country, probably from California or in one

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<v Speaker 1>of the coasts, across the country, very very slowly, whereas

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<v Speaker 1>now it's almost instantaneous, and then people that like to

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<v Speaker 1>be cool or awesome or tough need to have a

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<v Speaker 1>new word all of a sudden. So yeah, they probably

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<v Speaker 1>change a lot faster now than they used to.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the origin of saying like every other word? Can

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<v Speaker 4>we seek out those people and punish them? Hell, that's

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<v Speaker 4>the devil's work? Yeah, Satan, Yes, the father of lies.

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<v Speaker 4>That's who came up with that? How many? How many

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<v Speaker 4>nicknames for Satan? Do you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Bill's abub the one I mentioned?

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<v Speaker 4>Scratch and scratch. You said the father lies? So I'll

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<v Speaker 4>volley back with oh, I know I'm missing a lunch

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<v Speaker 4>Yablo b ls above is technically like a mid level devil.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I was the guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, Saytan old scratch. I know I'm missing, So

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<v Speaker 4>that must be sleep deprived.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all behind using the word like a lot, no doubt. Yeah, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for giving me the most joy I will

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<v Speaker 1>have all day long.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye're very welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>That was That was the highlight of my day. You

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<v Speaker 1>not being able to follow those instructions. I don't know why,

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<v Speaker 1>but I really enjoyed that.

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<v Speaker 4>In space, no one can hear you scream, but Michelangel

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<v Speaker 4>can scream he'd find a way. He did in hail somehow.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, join us next time for the other Internet challenge.

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<v Speaker 5>You blind your blindfold yourself and run with scissors in

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<v Speaker 5>a room full of people. Well, I guess that's it.