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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome one and all to this afternoon edition

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Speaker 1: of Trended Paltrows Ski Crash Musical. Because that thing about

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Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow and the ski that's a musical. Now, that

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Speaker 1: is one of the things spending. We will get to that,

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Speaker 1: but that doesn't excuse the fact that I have not

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Speaker 1: introduced myself and my co host. I am Miles and

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Speaker 1: that is Brian. Hello, Brian. Okay, uh, you doing okay?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm doing great. It's it's nice and stormy and

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Speaker 2: gloomy and spooky outside. Okay, like it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we were on the same coast. We got

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Speaker 1: a bit of a bit of the spooky waters tonight.

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Speaker 1: Look good time to bundle up, you know, put a

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Speaker 1: gas log on.

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Speaker 2: Nice big tartan poncho on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, that looks crazy.

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Speaker 2: Like Irish Mexican or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. That is a combination of fabrics and styles. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you've threaded the needle culturally with that garment. Let's

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Speaker 1: tell the people what's trending today. Up first, Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Speaker 1: It's called Gwyneth ghost skiing. You said, what the fuck

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Speaker 1: is that? Well, this December in London Town in Jolly

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Speaker 1: Old England. You can see the debut of a new

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Speaker 1: stage musical which is all about that Gwyneth Paltrow trial

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Speaker 1: about when she slammed into the optometrist who couldn't enjoy

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Speaker 1: wine anymore. Remember, he was so fucked up from that

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Speaker 1: collision that he no longer could could be enjoying the

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Speaker 1: wine like he used to. Life just isn't the same.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's done by the same people, this group

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Speaker 1: Awkward Productions that sounds about right, who describe themselves as

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Speaker 1: quote harbingers of queer chaos. H And it will seemingly

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Speaker 1: involve some audience participation by making audience members the jury

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Speaker 1: in the trial. These are the same people that did

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Speaker 1: the Diana the Untold and untrue story that one reviewer called,

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Speaker 1: quote the most unhinged piece of theater in existence.

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Speaker 2: That actually sounds kind of appealing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, that's that. That that sounds about right. I

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Speaker 1: just wish, like I just don't care about Gwyneth Paltrow,

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Speaker 1: But I guess you can make it work because it

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Speaker 1: is so absurd. I do like the audience participation aspect, Like,

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Speaker 1: you know, you can maybe have fun with that if

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Speaker 1: you're getting like super lit in the fucking theater.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, love improv, love improv from untrained.

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Speaker 1: Love improv from drunk people from the audience.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever see Point Break live in.

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Speaker 2: La Actually yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 1: Like the one time you can drag someone up from

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Speaker 2: That was huge, Yeah, for you know, a small theater thing.

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Speaker 1: Exactly if people don't know, there's like this show where

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Speaker 1: like they would they would do Point Break, basically act

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Speaker 1: out the entire movie Point Break, but someone from the

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Speaker 1: audience would be pulled up to be Johnny Utah and

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Speaker 1: the whole thing was like, yeah, they can't have chops

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Speaker 1: like we just like you're Johnny Utah tonight. So maybe

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Speaker 1: they but this is probably not gonna be that. But hey,

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Speaker 1: what we need is the fucking musical about the fucking

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Speaker 1: the boat brawl in Alabama.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you could definitely. He definitely built that story out

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Speaker 2: a little bit.

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Speaker 1: This man, it has all kinds of layers to it. Man,

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Speaker 1: white supremacy.

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Speaker 2: That could be a beautiful ballet.

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Speaker 1: Actually, wow, oh, you don't want to go lowbrow with it.

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Speaker 1: You want it to be like someone's seminal work. Love

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Speaker 1: modern dance. Oh yeah, which, by the way, the charges

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Speaker 1: are I'm pretty sure the black man who was defending

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Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, it sounds about on brand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds about on brand for this place we

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Speaker 1: call America. The next thing that's trending, there's a new

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Speaker 1: Spider Man adjacent film. I guess it is what we're

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Speaker 1: calling it because it's a Sony Lade Spider Man. It's

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Speaker 1: called Madam Web So, No, what the fuck is it

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Speaker 1: called Madam Web? Yeah, that was right, Madam Web. I'd look,

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Speaker 1: as we saw with Venom and obviously the fantastic Morvious.

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Speaker 1: Because it is Morbon time in this house, we do

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Speaker 1: But this one stars Dakota Johnson as the titular Madam Webb,

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Speaker 1: that's an evil guy. That's Ezekiel Simms pretending to it

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Speaker 1: turns out like the the three younger people that he's

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Speaker 1: This is them, that's ps for them, pre Spider I

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Speaker 1: guess I think it's like Terminator, where it's like, you know,

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Speaker 2: The impression I get from the trailer is that this

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Speaker 1: Uh we got this Billie Eilish track Spider Man adjacent lore?

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Speaker 1: Is that enough folks? Well that give buy a ticket?

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Speaker 1: I don't know the aesthetically too, it looks Lily's dated,

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Speaker 1: like like as filmmaking, it just feels as one critic.

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Speaker 2: Who working on this, how long is it sitting on

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they said, someone described as a run of the

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Speaker 1: But hey, there you go. Okay, next up the Supreme Court.

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Speaker 1: You know, they've they've put out a new code of

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Speaker 1: ethics obviously because Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito just many

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Speaker 1: like even everybody, even Soda mayor there are people who

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Speaker 1: are like, y'all are kind of making a lot of

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: So they're like, hey, we need a code of ethics

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Speaker 2: Okay, so they let the Supreme Court right their own.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to go home.

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Speaker 1: And then here's the other cool part. You know how

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Speaker 1: The thing that they get into this philosophical conundrum with

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Speaker 1: guess it is what it is, Like it's so bad,

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Speaker 1: it's so it's it's it's nonsense. Yeah, but hey, they

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Speaker 2: Now, Hey, it's a great country. Great country.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like we have people taking millions in gifts,

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Speaker 1: like shady property deals, lavish vacations, and they're like, well,

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Speaker 1: of the court. It's like, but your industries do. And

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Speaker 2: Look, look, folks, this isn't going to stop until you

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Speaker 1: Run up, get done up. Yeah, that's what they'll say.

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Speaker 2: I just haven't put it plainly like.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, you know, for think about how like

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Speaker 2: But imagine how shift they'll be when it's like ten

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's where I think that's why

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Speaker 4: This is oh yeah, yeah, for sure, this shit is trash,

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Speaker 4: But this is the way this is. This is the

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Speaker 2: Non in international waters and shit.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, exactly, all right, let's take a quick break

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Speaker 1: and we'll be right back after this. And we're back,

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Speaker 1: and I know you're like, because this is what kind

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Speaker 1: to ashes, dust to dust, But we're truly also just

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Speaker 1: we're a really uninformed and not smart group of people

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Speaker 1: in the United States. Unfortunately, there was this viral thing

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Speaker 2: Miss in the right time of year, you can drive

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Speaker 2: to Russia. Wait.

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Speaker 1: So she finds that it's wild because like Canadian people

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Speaker 1: because they they obviously share a border with Alaska. But

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Speaker 1: like other people Americans in the comments are saying, they're like,

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Speaker 1: oh shit, did I thought that? Shit too? It's not

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Speaker 1: an island because like on a map, it's an island,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, that's not what that means. God, please

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Speaker 1: go a fucking island.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, And in rand McNally hamburgers eat people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, right, right right, it's like, but it's always

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Speaker 1: it was next to Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah, this place that

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Speaker 2: They'd be like, boy, yeah, how we got these fucking places?

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, maybe actually do things that like

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Speaker 2: They're both like lame white dudes doing MMA, and.

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Speaker 1: I know they both do mma.

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Speaker 2: Do MMA. They were probably chopping it up, putting each

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Speaker 1: They're like, yo, what baby? Oh yeah, dude, watch this, dude,

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Speaker 1: you do the gee choke show them. I just do

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Speaker 2: They just they're just blowing clouds, chopping it up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it's political correctness. It's it's all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's so I love that.

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Speaker 2: I love how that guy called him a clown and

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Speaker 1: all that lad you were exposed to or some ship

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm righting off that whole let's not get into it.

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Speaker 2: But these motherfuckers never.

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Speaker 1: Mind what happened to us. When do we become so

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Speaker 1: woke that unchained violence wasn't the solution to every single

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Speaker 2: They're ill.

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Speaker 1: Then we have Christopher Ray, the head of the FBI,

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Speaker 1: is so horny for January sixth conspiracies like inside job,

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Speaker 1: what about January sixth? And I just want to play

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Speaker 1: this part where he's like hitting him with this really

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Speaker 7: If you are asking whether the violence at the Capitol

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Speaker 7: saying not violence orchestrated.

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Speaker 1: If my FBI sources or agents.

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Speaker 3: Are you familiar with with you know what a ghost

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Speaker 3: you know what a ghost buses? Ghost bus? I'm not

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Speaker 3: sure if you use that, Okay, okay, pretty common in

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Speaker 3: long enforce. It's a vehicle that's that's used for huh,

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Speaker 3: his secret purposes. These two buses in the middle here,

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Speaker 3: January sixth, zero five hundred. I have all this evidence.

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Speaker 3: I'm showing you a tip of the size.

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Speaker 1: Sper mister chairman.

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Speaker 3: These two buses, mister completely white is a very significant hearing,

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Speaker 3: mister chairman, and these buses are nefarious in nature, and

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Speaker 3: we're filled with FBI and foreman stressed as Trump supporters.

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Speaker 3: You can deploy it unto our capitol on January sixth.

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Speaker 1: Your day is coming you okay, okay, So that's your

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Speaker 1: brain on right wing extremism and four chan posts. When

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Speaker 1: you say ghosts, I think he's just say Ghostbusters director, Ray,

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Speaker 1: have you heard a ghost Buster? You know, a Ghostbuster?

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Speaker 2: Is you mean ecdo one? Sir? Yeah, I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: And do you believe that those busses were filled with

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Huhde? What you're talking about? Man?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, he just left the new Ghostbusters movies and he's excited.

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Speaker 1: I know, ghost busts, ghost busses feels like some kind

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Speaker 1: of like civil rights movie but with ghost Dog with

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Speaker 2: It's like, I think, I think it's funny that he

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Speaker 2: admits that there's like secret police just right asually. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: they're common, They're coming. I have secret, secret purposes. Yeah wait,

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Speaker 2: exact secret purposes.

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Speaker 1: You know, I mean, you know, but but we know,

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Speaker 1: like okay, uh huh so yeah, really good times being

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Speaker 1: spent on the Capitol Hill over there anyway, that is

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Speaker 1: gonna do it for us today. We're back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: a whole new episode. So yeah, until then, take care

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Speaker 1: of yourselves, take care of each other, get your vaccines,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, hatred, none of that, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and we will talk to you tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye.