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Speaker 1: you back home. Tell us all about it. We scared?

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Speaker 1: Or was it fine? Malborn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris. You're listening to Do you

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Speaker 2: need a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarreff.

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Speaker 2: We're leaving Karen's house in a brand new Lexus of

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Speaker 2: some kind. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I couldn't be more excited to have a car.

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Speaker 2: I think already listeners are enjoying the sound.

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Speaker 1: Well, because it's a hybrid, so you don't have all

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Speaker 2: So you're saying, my.

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Speaker 1: Escort, escort, escort.

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Speaker 2: No, that's a Ford, am I I think I'm having

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Speaker 2: terrible for podcasting. My Ford escort wagon LX. It's a

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Speaker 1: Real tinny sound. Is it like being in a bit

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Speaker 2: There's some whizzing, there's some lunging, there's Yeah, there's a

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Speaker 1: A lunge sound. Was that going and stopping?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just there's a heaving. There's a lot of

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Speaker 2: My car just makes my car sounds like an orgy.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, aren't you lucky.

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Speaker 2: There's a lunging and heaving. Yeah, but I'm not involved.

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Speaker 2: It's like my driving around in a car at an orgy.

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Speaker 2: I'm not invited.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're like the Orgies chauffeur.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the guy that has to clean up after.

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Speaker 1: I would just like to say that, oh oh that

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Speaker 2: Driven uncharacteristically by an asshole.

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Speaker 1: That was one of the rare Porsche owners that doesn't

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Speaker 2: Of the road. Yeah. Usually the people. Most Porsches I

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Speaker 1: And they use their arms to signal blinker and arm signals,

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Speaker 2: You can never be too safe. Most Porsche owners will

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Speaker 1: The last episode we did, I sounded like I was

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. I didn't. I thought we were great.

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Speaker 2: Right. No, that's I like the episodes where it sounds

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Speaker 1: Right, and it's like, I mean, let's be our best selves.

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Speaker 2: How does your car unlock itself knowing you're in the.

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Speaker 1: Area, because it's so crazy, it's all computers. Now, Oh

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Speaker 1: I guess, because there's wind westwardly wind at fourteen miles

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Speaker 2: wind is our only hope. Do you guys like Star

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Speaker 2: Wars jokes? I don't usually, But that's about it. That's

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Speaker 2: doing the new one. That's right, your car, But how

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Speaker 2: does it know it? So it knows your key is

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Speaker 1: It's the best because then when you have a bunch

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Speaker 2: Whoever gets in their car like I'm just going to

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Speaker 1: Well, no, because maybe he was mad that I didn't

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Speaker 2: I find most door to door sales and or drop

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Speaker 2: like an angry murderer. That's just one of the first things.

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Speaker 1: It's key. And when they opened Also when I opened

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Speaker 1: It was really hilarious, like in a god, you're bad

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Speaker 2: Sometimes those apps, unlike Huber, won't immediately it'll just be

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Speaker 2: Who just saw where I lived? And so I went

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Speaker 1: Although see that's the thing is everybody, everybody goes Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah you can. But you're basically inviting a stranger to

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's like a you're just

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Speaker 2: Your house, and they know all that about you. They

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Speaker 2: of where that will kill you like him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, over talk about Also, I don't know why

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Speaker 1: it's not like it's going to weigh against him.

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Speaker 2: Really gave him an opportunity multiple times to not have

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Speaker 2: to deliver this food. Right, It's like there's a mistake,

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Speaker 2: the sorry, you went in the wrong direction. It's our fault. Sorry, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm coming. Oh come so angry, so angry, so I'll

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Speaker 2: never forget. That's the angriest someone's been at me all year.

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Speaker 1: I think it's so crazy. Well, I that's not true.

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Speaker 1: I'm very angry at you right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, good, good, good. That makes me feel better

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Speaker 2: about that interact. Oh we're doing Yeah, we orted.

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Speaker 1: To get out of my brand new car.

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Speaker 2: So tell if you had to sell someone on your car,

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Speaker 2: what do you know about it? What's it do? It's

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Speaker 1: It's it's a hybrid. So I just filled it up

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Speaker 2: Hi, do you need some help?

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Speaker 1: Nope, you can make coffee. Thank you, Thank you. Starbucks

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Speaker 2: It's like money that's a tiny pill that you're throwing

436
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: water and turns to a sponge of a dinosaur.

437
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 1: It's expungeable income.

438
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 2: He also, I can say the dumbest ship dumbest and

439
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 2: you you you're good. Yes, Andre, God, we should have

440
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: done improv.

441
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: I hate improv.

442
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're you're very good at I've oftentimes I

443
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 2: don't make sense. I'm not enunciated, I'm speaking to and

444
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 2: you're just like yep.

445
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're we know what we're talking about. Impactical.

446
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 1: That's what to me, the creepiest part of that movie

447
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: was how it shows that when rich people that the

448
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: problem with rich people who don't have any sense of

449
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: humanity that are sociopaths or psychopaths or whatever their thing is.

450
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: They can use money to control people and they don't

451
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: care what the effects of it are because they're just

452
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: getting they don't care, they're getting what they want, you know.

453
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: And that's it's that thing of like this, it's the

454
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: it's so it's so heavy and philosophical. It's like this

455
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 1: like you know the weight of capitalism, where it's like, well,

456
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 1: you can make all this money, but then at the

457
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: end of the day, are you the kind of person

458
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 1: that's going to do good with it or you going

459
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: to oppress people with it? And that's what this like,

460
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: all those kids that were in like Flint, Michigan making

461
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: the videos because they had to, and then the boy

462
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: that was getting to make them because he would make

463
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: more money than making the video.

464
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I turned into this amway of the sales triangle

465
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 2: so heavy. Yeah, it's really it was. It was some

466
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 2: bad people. It makes there's a lot of I have

467
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 2: a lot of negative feelings towards money, and that was

468
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: another movie where it's.

469
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: Like it proved your point.

470
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

471
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's why I don't pay bills.

472
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 2: That's why I don't make money, because I don't want

473
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: to become a jerk. Stay poor, stay sweet.

474
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the only way to do it.

475
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 2: No, I'm doing fine. Got myself a fancy robot, leg

476
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 2: didn't I?

477
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sure did it.

478
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah I figured that out.

479
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: You'd thank god you did it before they were entirely

480
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: repealed all healthcare in this country.

481
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 2: I am so scared I'm gonna do because I've always

482
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 2: looked like Paul Ryan and yes, at the forefront of

483
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 2: making sure that no more babies are born through Medicaid.

484
00:25:56,119 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 2: It's how many what there's a percentage, oh staggering percentage

485
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: of babies that are born through Medicaid that no longer

486
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: will be able to What does that even mean? Like,

487
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 2: we don't even know what that means. Little kids that

488
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 2: have special treatments that no longer will be Every day

489
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: I see a new story about it. Some kid that

490
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 2: has really specific tubes in his nose and you won't

491
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 2: be able to afford it, afford it anymore.

492
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: But it doesn't make sense because have you seen there's

493
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 1: an infographic that's unbelievable. It shows how much like the

494
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: top six insurance CEOs make. There's some of them that

495
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: make like eight hundred thousand dollars a day. Their yearly

496
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: income is like two hundred and sixty million dollars or

497
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: something insane like that, where it's like and the and

498
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: this is they're making sure that these people. It's just

499
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 1: so it's like that concept of no such thing as

500
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: a free lunch, but it's but these motherfuckers absolutely get

501
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: free lunch every single day.

502
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they literally go places and they're like, are you fancy?

503
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 2: We're going to lunch it on us fancy insurance man.

504
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's created very upsetting.

505
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 2: It is upsetting.

506
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a comedy podcast.

507
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do make jokes, but.

508
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: We aren't going to right now. No, because that's my

509
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: that's where I work. Oh wow in the Sunkiss building.

510
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 2: Wow, that Sunkiss soda.

511
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: Uh. Yes, they all left and now there's TV production

512
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: offices in there.

513
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 2: That. Wow, that's a convenient location for you.

514
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: I like it. It's fun.

515
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 2: That's fun. I'm gonna have a job one day, Yeah

516
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: you will. Yeah, I don't. I don't want one right now.

517
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 2: I like. I like my freelance lifestyle.

518
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a big freelancer.

519
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what I'm doing lately? What designing emojis? What? Well,

520
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 2: it's little skateboarding emojis.

521
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's rad.

522
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they're they're going to be in a

523
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: magazine first. I don't know if they're gonna, but I

524
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: think that they should. I'm gonna figure out how we

525
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 2: can actually use them.

526
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: That's very cool phone.

527
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 2: Because I'm putting too much time into them looking like emojis.

528
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: They're just emojis off little poorly made skateboard ramps and

529
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 2: skateboarder heads and ankle bruises, really specific skateboard emojis.

530
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 1: Yes, I love it.

531
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I've been doing lately.

532
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I love the emojis that come with

533
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: the phone, me too. But I don't need seven different

534
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 1: kinds of sushi to express myself to my friends.

535
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: I need dicks. Where are the little wicks?

536
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: Are the dicks?

537
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 2: And but I'm tired of using these peaches and egg plants.

538
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 2: That diagonal egg plant can't be a boner anymore.

539
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: It can't. It's just no one's boner is purple.

540
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 2: I really have went to I'm such a child adult emojis.

541
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: Like I was hoping you could get a little package

542
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: so I can have more than just a coiled up poo.

543
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, I think you can buy more.

544
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, can't I hope. So I don't know, you never,

545
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: I never. I have yet to get any you know,

546
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 2: some boobs or wieners.

547
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I bet you have to wonder if they

548
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: like allow that, or if there's some kind of a

549
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: rule against it.

550
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 2: Maybe there isn't. Yeah, they are little cartoons.

551
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: Though, No, that's true. I do like it'd be.

552
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: Funny of any kind of porn. It is rampant on

553
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: the Internet and any child can see fingers and urethras.

554
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: But they they keep the cartoon emojis from being too explicit.

555
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: They're like, don't be filthy. Yeah, sorry, Well, what I

556
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: think it's funny is that people will always find a way.

557
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: So it's like there are no there are no body

558
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: part emojis. But it is now internationally known that the

559
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: eggplant is a dick and the peach is a butt.

560
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just how it is.

561
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 2: People. Because of the emojis, people are starting to bring

562
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 2: these fruits and vegetables into the bedroom.

563
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: Now have you, folks, have you heard about.

564
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: This the folks listen, not folks. People are bringing in

565
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 2: these fruits and vegetables.

566
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: Now, I'm telling you, egg plant doesn't taste good with

567
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: a peach.

568
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: Ask for suggestion of the emoji. Carrots are going in.

569
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: The Hooters in the right The carrots are going into

570
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: the Hooters.

571
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's just they're walking in with a bunch

572
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 2: of baseball dads and kind of being inappropriate with some

573
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: girls that are trying to pay for college through waititressing.

574
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: Carrots at Hooters.

575
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, usually it's on the side of some wings. It's

576
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: really just something to occupy ranch, carrots and you know celery. Uh,

577
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: it's they're just thinly veiled ranch vehicles for your mouth.

578
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: That's I agree.

579
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 2: That's all they are. If it weren't for carrots and celery,

580
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: we would all just be drinking little things of ranch.

581
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's kind of gross.

582
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't like that, doing like ranch shots.

583
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like the idea of it being a beverage.

584
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 2: I'd like to take.

585
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: That back, Okay, especially on this I'll edit it. On

586
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: this hot, hot day.

587
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 2: You know what I want? It's a sip of your mango.

588
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I actually meant to offer because it's

589
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: so good, and then I didn't.

590
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh it's sweet and delicious?

591
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it too tard?

592
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 2: Oh? God, I really like it.

593
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: Should we go to a different Starbucks and getting.

594
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 2: What is that mango?

595
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: Yes, it tastes like a real mango.

596
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 2: You know, people are getting mangos into the bedroom.

597
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: They're squeezing them, they're putting them into their start right there?

598
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: Who has Okay, it is here in the valley. We're

599
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: just driving randomly around the valley. I saw a very

600
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: large man getting off a bike just now.

601
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: Just now to your left. I didn't see what he

602
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: is doing.

603
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: Well, he was very I mean, like, God bless he's

604
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: trying to get out there and move around.

605
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: Lord bless him.

606
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: Lord on High, bless this man. But not when it's

607
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten. This is the one day you

608
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: had the perfect excuse to take off. It's one hundred

609
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: and ten.

610
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: You have you been watching? I don't know. I'm not

611
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: laughing because it's bummed me out. And I've been I

612
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 2: watched The Keepers and now I'm on a Handmaiden's Tale.

613
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 2: Oh yea yeah, I'm a feminist and I've been it

614
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: the but the the things they say when they greet

615
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: each other, I can't living in it, living in his grace.

616
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: The gifts are in our eyes, the sun is a

617
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 2: bounty or would they just say these it's it's I

618
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 2: want to start using those.

619
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: I haven't watched the New Handmaid's Tale because it's too real.

620
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 2: It it is it really. I know they were working

621
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 2: on it, probably prior to the current climate, but it really, really,

622
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: really is scary. It's all of them parallels that are

623
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 2: in it that I know they weren't thinking that up

624
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: in the last one hundred and fifty days or whatever.

625
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 2: I think they we're still in pre production or whatever.

626
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: Well, and that book, Margaret Atwood wrote the book.

627
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: Right, and there's a movie, wasn't there a movie with

628
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 2: a yeah?

629
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good. Actually it was real good Robert Duval,

630
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: but also creepy. I mean, the whole idea of it, though,

631
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: is just here's the thing. I feel like I've said

632
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: this before, but this is my thing. I'm holding onto

633
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: a tight that this is the the purging of the

634
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: purging and the awareness, the awakening. Good people are awakening

635
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: to the fact that they can't stay neutral anymore about

636
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: other people's oppression.

637
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 2: So that whole thing of that's why all these lip

638
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: tarts are going from snowflake to to cockland to cockling violence,

639
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: because we're getting we're not gonna take it anymore.

640
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: Well, but they it's like liptarts.

641
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 2: It fun to say.

642
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: You can't you can't pretend anymore that it's not a

643
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: big deal.

644
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: Right.

645
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: That used to be everybody was kind of like, it,

646
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: don't make such a big deal about the problem. Well,

647
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: it's a huge fucking problem, right, And when I say it,

648
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: I mean ninety five different fucking things that happen every

649
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: single day.

650
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 2: Crazy and in this though, with a lot of these

651
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 2: sci fi or dystopian future movies, it's about not being

652
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 2: able to know what can make babies. Babies have all

653
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 2: of a sudden become this commodity or currency, which I

654
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 2: don't like that that's is that happening. Is everyone starting

655
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 2: to shoot blinks?

656
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: Well, I mean more than it used to be, although

657
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: we're so overpopulated.

658
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 2: The world is a populated but exactly, it's like when

659
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 2: that's not going to be a problem for even our kids,

660
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: you know, people quit making people.

661
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: But I think it's the thing of chemicals when you

662
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: you know, when you take all the restrictions off of

663
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 1: chemical corporations.

664
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 2: And all the shit, which of course is happening right now, which.

665
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: Is happening, then everything becomes poison pretty soon. Yeah, everyone's

666
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: sterile because everybody's Look, we're now we've gone into we.

667
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 2: Are in an interesting I think we're about to hear

668
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: some gunfire.

669
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 1: This is Sunland if I've ever seen it.

670
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 2: We've been in this area though, I think we have. Yeah,

671
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: we've driven along this railroad up ahead.

672
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: This is just the area where people who can't afford

673
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: to pay three thousand dollars a month for rent live,

674
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: which is a lot of people.

675
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are people that are able to pay like

676
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 2: seven fifty or eight.

677
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great, which was the normal amount when I

678
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 1: was a child.

679
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I'll move over here. That's ooh, that's nice.

680
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 2: That one with the bullet holes, it's nice. Ooh ooh.

681
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: I like that graffiti.

682
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: I bet there's fun parties out here. Yeah, I've lot

683
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: of parties and whatnot.

684
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet they just blok off the street here

685
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 2: a lot and a crack open a fire hydrant. Yes,

686
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to do that. I've never been able

687
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 2: to play in a fire hydrant.

688
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: The road literally ends.

689
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 2: In about a thousand feet.

690
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: Well, well, I have never played an open fire hydrant either.

691
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 2: I'm waning. Maybe I only want to, like in a city.

692
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: Right, it would only be fun in the Bronx.

693
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 2: That would be really fun. There's so many things that

694
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: are just iconic memories from my childhood. And then I realized, oh,

695
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 2: that's a movie. I've never I've never jumped around and

696
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 2: played in a fire hydrant.

697
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: I've never.

698
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 2: I was going to have a second example, and I

699
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 2: left you out. I know, I hung out to dry.

700
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: Do you have what?

701
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm still just fire hydrant. That's the

702
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 2: only thing I haven't done in my life that Other

703
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: than that, I'm fulfilled. Apparently I can't be.

704
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: Let's get you a fire hyder.

705
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 2: I think of one life regret other than jumping in

706
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: fire hydrant water.

707
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: I was going to say, I've never played under a parachute,

708
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: which is they always use very cinematically in films. I

709
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: have because I went to Montessori Grammar School. You do

710
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: that shit all the time.

711
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 2: And Montessori Grammar school is like where you can talk

712
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 2: however you want, right.

713
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can really bring that lip right over to

714
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: the teacher. It's like grade yourself and go at your

715
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: own pace, and everybody smart in their own way. It's

716
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: all that shit.

717
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: You are your own professors. Yeah, yeah, just it's good

718
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 2: preparation for how the real world is.

719
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, like when you get something done, you

720
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: get a dot on a card, just like the real world.

721
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: You get a green dot for math and a red

722
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: dot for English.

723
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. We always had to play in parachutes when I

724
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 2: was young.

725
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: They make you do that whole lot.

726
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't what what do you think that it's

727
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 2: it's a group activity, it's something to make kids do.

728
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 2: I guess you're sort of being active. Those are reasons,

729
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 2: but really, why why why the parachute.

730
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: I think it's you know, maybe they had them around

731
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: and they realized it's a fun like I That is

732
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: actually one of my favorite memories from being a child

733
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: is it was very magical, like you throw the parachute up.

734
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 1: It's it's team building type of bullshit where everybody throws

735
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 1: the parachute up at one time, and then it becomes

736
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: this like mushroom shape. Sure, and you can do the

737
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: thing where you then get down in it, right, you

738
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: pulled your side down and you can be inside and

739
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: it stays up for a while and then it falls

740
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: down on you. Then you do it again, that kind

741
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: of stuff.

742
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you see the other kids and then bye,

743
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: you're by yourself. It teaches you about loneliness.

744
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: That's right, and that that is going definitely going to

745
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: be a part of your life in the future. And

746
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: then what you need to do if you're lonel is

747
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,439
Speaker 1: just throw that parachute up again.

748
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 2: I just think it's funny that all schools have parachutes.

749
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: Does that mean that they're not using the elementary school

750
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: airplane and then the parachutes to jump in. We could

751
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: be in an airplane this whole time. Yeah, no one's

752
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 2: using these parachutes. We should just take them to the gymnasium.

753
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: I want to be reflying in this airplane. You're hiding

754
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 2: from me at packs in elementary I'm a panther.

755
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 1: I didn't know packs and had their own pilot. And

756
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: he's unsafe. He's now unsafe.

757
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: Because he flies with He insists somewhere in the mascot

758
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: outfit while he's flying. You can't fly a plane while

759
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 2: wearing a giant foam.

760
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: Panther head Yours was a panther.

761
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, packs and panthers.

762
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 1: Ours was the Wilson School Warriors, and it had I

763
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 1: think we've talked about this, but we had the best

764
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: shirts because it just said Wilson School and then this

765
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: huge picture of a really cool looking Indian Native American

766
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: and they they changed it to Uh.

767
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 2: I wonder if mind shag it because I was a

768
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 2: Washington Warrior. Oh, and it was. It was a Native

769
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 2: American like featherhead dress. Yes, and I bet I wonder

770
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,439
Speaker 2: they should have changed it, and I bet they did

771
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: in Missoula, Montana. That is the one that's the liberal

772
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 2: nucleus of Montana. And there's plenty of people in surrounding

773
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: towns and reservations that would be offended for it. So

774
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: I bet they don't. I bet it's just but we

775
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: have no graphics this year. We just have warriors.

776
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: How about you pick a nice panther or a puma

777
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: and that you could be at now, yes, said, because

778
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: that doesn't offend anybody.

779
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 2: Well, we were the packs and black panthers, which is

780
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 2: weird because it wasn't mostly white school.

781
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: Oh these children with their fists in the air.

782
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 2: Fight. We were fighting the capitalists with the raised fish. Hell.

783
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: Yes, as we should to to this very day. I

784
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: kind of like this area that we just drove by,

785
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: a strip mall I've.

786
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 2: Never seen before in Glendale.

787
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: No, no, we are this is Recita, I think, Oh.

788
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: No, we're here. We're in Lavenderrea.

789
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: Wait no, no, no, we're in boost Mobile Lavend area.

790
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 2: Boy, they were really that does mean a laundromat? Correct,

791
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 2: that's correct? Yes, I know. I took a little Spanish

792
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: in Esquela. Oh yes, un paquito.

793
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: Look at the knob hill. Oh wow, I feel like

794
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: that used to be very fancy.

795
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 2: Do you remember that One time we drove by a

796
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: building that looked like that and it was this weird

797
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 2: like uh uh trap for children. It was like magic

798
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 2: fun bounty ball castle. Oh yeah. And then but it

799
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 2: was is that a weird feel about it?

800
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: There was no like windows type of weirdness.

801
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just kids in they're trapped.

802
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: Oh and then now we're coming up on a Walmart Walmart,

803
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: which means you know that we're kind of outside of

804
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: the bounds of normal.

805
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: La Walmart's that's where people on the outskirts go to

806
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 2: get everything, yes, to take back to their compound so

807
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 2: you can peel their fingers off their gun from the

808
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 2: cold hand.

809
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: That's right.

810
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: They designed their own flag. I'm assuming everyone, everyone in

811
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 2: the outside of a city or in a small town

812
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 2: has designed their own flag and they want to be

813
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: their own sovereign nation.

814
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 1: Yes.

815
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 2: They have bunkers, yes, and a lot of can goods.

816
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: The bunker based society.

817
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. My grandparents had a cellar with uh they were

818
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 2: preparing for something. Oh yeah, yeah, it was It was

819
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 2: a dirt cellar. It was like dirt and there was

820
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: food down there and water and we were told to

821
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: go down there if shit hit the fan. No, but

822
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: I didn't know what that meant.

823
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what do you think they meant? Specifically?

824
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 2: I think that my grandpa was always scared of Adam Baumb's.

825
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes sense.

826
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: You know he was in the WW two. Yeah, and

827
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 2: it could happen at any moment.

828
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very true.

829
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 2: We go to the basement. I would have had to

830
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 2: drive across town to get to the basement, or.

831
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: Ride your bike if for some reason you couldn't get

832
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: to a car.

833
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: And then just eat soup for years? Is that what

834
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: we're supposed to do?

835
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: Cold soup out of a can. I'd rather not live.

836
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 2: That's also just kind of uncomfortable to be around. My

837
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 2: grandparents that ball.

838
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,959
Speaker 1: So much scrabble, Well we'd even talk about I mean, just.

839
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 2: Years of scrabble and soup and no eye contact.

840
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: If you still had electricity, you could finally teach how

841
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,439
Speaker 1: to use a computer correctly. You'd have enough time.

842
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 2: Oh they're all dead now, aren't they?

843
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: Jesus? Aren't they? God? Damn?

844
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 2: What do we what do we? Yeah? Every once in

845
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 2: a while, Yeah, for once in a while, we just

846
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 2: cover everything and we're that's we're lost for. We really

847
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 2: covered everything. It really there's nothing left.

848
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to discoose this with you. We went to

849
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: the Dave Holmes show the Friday forty, which is.

850
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 2: Not at It was not at Nerdiced, it was at

851
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 2: this place you were describing.

852
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: Called It's Star It's called Starburns Castle and it's Dan

853
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: Harmon's company. Starburns Now has a performance space in Burbank

854
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: and it's awesome and you can kind they can set

855
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: up anything. It's just a big, huge square room where

856
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: they have all the kind of equipment and technology to

857
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: set up a stage in any So, when I was

858
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: there to see Dave's Holmes show, the stage was very

859
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: high and the seats was folding seats and it was

860
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: like two big rectangular blocks of folding seats. Then when

861
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: I went last night to do Super Tight the show

862
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 1: at the same space, the stage was low and wide

863
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: because they had a band setup on it, and they

864
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: had a video screened down because of Hamed Weinberg and

865
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: Steve Stephen Fine Arts showed a video that they made

866
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: cool and they had bleachers in the back, so they

867
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: had the folding chairs and bleachers. Anyhow, it's a super

868
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: cool setup. But at the Friday forty and if you

869
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: have never gone to that and you live in LA

870
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: I highly recommend it because it's a panel of three

871
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: comics who have to drink a forty ounce of beer

872
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: while they while they play a trivia game.

873
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 2: But the trivia game, every time I've done it, it's

874
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 2: with a sober competitor and I'm the only one drinking.

875
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I did that. The one time I played,

876
00:44:59,080 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: someone had.

877
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 2: To drink for me. Yeah, in the audience, sadly.

878
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: But they have these people who are from some sketch group.

879
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: I don't know where Dave gets them. They're so fucking funny.

880
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: And on this one, this guy came out as mister Poppers,

881
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: who was this summer school teacher, the summer school geometry

882
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: teacher that was basically telling everybody it's your own fault

883
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: you're in summer school. It was so funny, and he

884
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: was telling these stories while he was setting up the

885
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: trivia questions. He was also being very rude and condescending

886
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 1: to all the kids who were in summer quote unquote

887
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: summer school. It was can you hear that?

888
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: Not yet?

889
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm so hot?

890
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds okay right now, Okay.

891
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, it was just incredibly enjoyable and one

892
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 1: of those things where when it was over, I was like,

893
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: I just this is why I do comedy. This is

894
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: why I love my life, because my job and I'm

895
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 1: supposed to be doing is just always going to shows

896
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: like this, is making sure I know about things like this,

897
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: which is the best.

898
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 2: And I also read from Dave Holmes's post is the

899
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 2: Hamilton musical guy with Lynn.

900
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: What's his name, Lynn Manuel Miranda?

901
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was there.

902
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: He was in the audience.

903
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, holy shit. And he said everyone performing was very

904
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 2: conscious of him being there, whether or not. He was

905
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 2: laughing the whole time. Wow, isn't that kind of cool.

906
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: That's amazing, that's very cool. I didn't see him, but

907
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: it was me and Julian mccula standing in the back

908
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: just talking to other comics in the back.

909
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: Wait, this was yeah, what's this this past Friday? Right,

910
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: and I'm yeah, he texted me said he was with

911
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 2: you and I was at meltdown and then but I

912
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,280
Speaker 2: was heading home.

913
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: That's right because we were So I met him for

914
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: dinner because I hadn't seen him in a long time.

915
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: And then we were like, let's go do something fun

916
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 1: and let's go let's go be among our.

917
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: People, and so he instinctively texted me, so let's do

918
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 2: something fun and you both said fair Banks got to

919
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 2: and I'm laying in bed taking oicon.

920
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 1: He is fun. But you the show that you had

921
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: been on that night, or maybe you were supposed to

922
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 1: be on unfortunately was at seven o'clock. But the lineup

923
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 1: was so perfect. It was you. It was Andy Killer

924
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: like everybody he read. I was like, we're there right now,

925
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: and then he goes, oh seven o'clock. Damn it was over.

926
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was very very fun.

927
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 1: Who else did that show?

928
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 2: Who else was on it? Who else was on it?

929
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 2: I'm the old bad I'm a jerk that just showed

930
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: up late. And I was like, am I up?

931
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, well you are recovering and in recovery, so.

932
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 2: Don't worry about I did, and then I had to

933
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: rush back home because I needed my antibiotics and my

934
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 2: pain pills. Yeah, I'm still recovering from this.

935
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: You know we're gonna get you what, We're gonna get

936
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: your little pill holder.

937
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that says Monday.

938
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: Because I always I have to have my epilepsy medicine

939
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: on me at all times, or I probably don't have to,

940
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: but I mentally need it.

941
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, when's the last time that happened an epileptic seizure? Oh,

942
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 2: it's been years.

943
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 1: It's been it's probably six or seven years. The only

944
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: time I have them is if I've completely missed my medication,

945
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: taking my medication, And did.

946
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 2: I make this up? Or what a strobe light set

947
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 2: it off?

948
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: It can't. But I'm never around like we look at this.

949
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: Every time I see a strobe light, I'm like thinking.

950
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: Look at his cowboy's bow legs he rides.

951
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 2: There's a man that rides so many horses it has

952
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 2: affected his skeleton.

953
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 1: Holy shit. You never see things like that in Mela.

954
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: He's he is a hardcore cowboy.

955
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: Yes, he's dressed like a cowboy.

956
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 2: His legs look like parentheses.

957
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: Just that's exactly what it looked like.

958
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: I feel like, do you think that he became a

959
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: cowboy because he's like, well, what am I gonna do

960
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 2: with this stance that I've had since I was a kid?

961
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: No?

962
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: No, no, Because that was to his legs. In between

963
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: his legs was the shape of a horse. The for

964
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 2: real cross section of a head on horse.

965
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: The inside of his thighs were in mourning because there

966
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: was no horse touching them.

967
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 2: You know what in a cartoon when a horse is

968
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: like I'm getting out of here, and he smashes through

969
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 2: a wall, and there's that horse shape. That was the

970
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: silhouette between that guy's thighs. That was his thigh gap.

971
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: Was a horse. Mother of God, let's go back. We

972
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: got to go talk to him.

973
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: Hong Kong, sir, I have four questions.

974
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 2: Bolow tie, where'd you get it built?

975
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: Buckle? How is it that big three?

976
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 2: Did men break your legs? Or did horses do that?

977
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: Were you? I mean, it was like he's alway, he's

978
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: been on a horse and just now got off it.

979
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: That's what it honestly looked like.

980
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 2: My dad's second wife had the family was cattle ranch

981
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,959
Speaker 2: people in Montana, and her brothers and her dad all

982
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 2: had those parenthasy legs. Really yeah, they they they all

983
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 2: rode so many horses and even had fallen over on

984
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 2: horses and had the horses break their legs, which you

985
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 2: don't think about. But of course, if you fall over

986
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 2: on a horse and the horse lines on your leg,

987
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: you're done for really bad for your leg? Are we

988
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 2: near Jackie Cass? I really don't know this city.

989
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: We're way past. There's nowhere near her, are we Well no,

990
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: actually we kind of are, but it's it's further that way.

991
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,439
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you got the right friend of the show,

992
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 2: friend of my person for a friend of your internal

993
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 2: friend of my organs.

994
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, I'm I'm I'm jealous of a nice bow

995
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: legged I mean'st all my lifelong dream is and not have.

996
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: They used to be in my family? Then?

997
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: You know you brought it out?

998
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 2: Well did she's met? You know, marriages like most of

999
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 2: them just didn't last.

1000
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: And oh she married in though way.

1001
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 2: She married out. She married then she married out, she turned. Yeah,

1002
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: you can marry in, you can marry out, you can

1003
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:25,919
Speaker 2: marry sideways. You can never marry over across. Oh, I'm sorry,

1004
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about the chess. I don't know how to play.

1005
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 2: I don't know how to play marriage cheers. Man.

1006
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: Marriage chess would be a great game.

1007
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really would be a great combination. Husbands and

1008
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 2: wives competing a live show and you watch them silently

1009
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 2: play chess while they're mad at each other.

1010
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: For just for years, just years and years of chess

1011
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 1: play king me.

1012
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 2: Oh, it is all about you.

1013
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 1: Someone's always drunk stupid pieces.

1014
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 2: There is nothing more fun than drunk voices, drunks.

1015
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: Was. I feel like I need to work it into

1016
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: my act more. I have one drunk voice joke.

1017
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 2: It's really good. You did it. You just did a

1018
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 2: perfect drunk mom a bitch.

1019
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: So that's also I lived it. So there's part of

1020
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: it that's really not a character at all.

1021
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it makes me laugh is because you're

1022
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 2: just triggering. It's like those kids in the fire hydrant.

1023
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 2: It's like, oh at home, and I'm laughing. I don't

1024
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,959
Speaker 2: know what else to do. You sound like my mom

1025
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: in that blue robe without her headphones plugged in, just

1026
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 2: listening to Don't Worry Be Happy, booming through the house

1027
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 2: because the headphones are just dangling. The chord is not

1028
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 2: plugged in. We are all listening to don't Worry, Be Happy,

1029
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 2: and it's not working for any of it.

1030
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't work. That's the one song that you It

1031
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: makes sense that you would choose it as some kind

1032
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: of influencing number, but it doesn't work.

1033
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, And of course you're gonna worry if somebody came

1034
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 2: and took your bed. It means they might come back.

1035
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 2: They might come back.

1036
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: There and take other ship as well.

1037
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: I hate it when that happens.

1038
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 1: Someone crashed right into the front of the house.

1039
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 2: You really got to go to the bathroom. Yeah, I'm progressive.

1040
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that household. They got their ship together. Yeah,

1041
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 1: I feel like solar panels means somebody's paying attention.

1042
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, not the Yeah, they just don't pay attention while

1043
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 2: they're driving because they had run through the gate. Have

1044
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 2: you ever, speaking of drunk voices, seen that. It was

1045
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 2: the first, Back before videos were viral, you would just

1046
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 2: get a cassette tape and someone would say, here, watch this,

1047
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 2: and usually it's something close up and sectually explicit, but

1048
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 2: sometimes a VHS tape. Key Berta Kelly Loan made this

1049
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 2: VHS tape and uh, it was someone had recorded their

1050
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 2: neighbors drunk and then just dated up puppet like had

1051
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 2: puppets puppet show. So this recording that they so you

1052
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 2: could tell it was muffled and it was two drunk

1053
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 2: men that maybe were an old couple that lived together,

1054
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,280
Speaker 2: the old roommate. It is the best.

1055
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: There's a documentary about it.

1056
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 2: I don't even remember anything what it's called. I just

1057
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 2: remember laughing so hard and it's like, how does the

1058
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 2: world see this? How do I see more of this?

1059
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 2: It's uh and who knows what those people went on

1060
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,959
Speaker 2: to do. It's probably wonder shows and people or something.

1061
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 1: It's the thing was called. It wasn't it like something

1062
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: like fuck you Little Man or yeah something. There's a

1063
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: documentary about that. You can see of the guys that

1064
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: made the tape and how famous they got because of

1065
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: the tape and how wow. Basically it was one of

1066
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,240
Speaker 1: the first viral videos and all that stuff. It's amazing

1067
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: and I'd never heard it before I saw the documentary,

1068
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: but everyone I.

1069
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 2: Know had see I didn't even know about this documentary,

1070
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 2: and I just basically pitched the documentary. Everything happens before

1071
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 2: I think of it.

1072
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 1: That's right, you need to catch up to Uh. Well,

1073
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: I used to love those things though. I remember a

1074
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,720
Speaker 1: videotape we went and we were at Maryland Race Cub's

1075
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: house when she looked through John Brian and we I

1076
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: think it was Paton brought over a VHS tape and

1077
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: it had all of the fucking grit. It was like

1078
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: CNN anchors doing bloopers. It was it was the farting Preacher.

1079
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: It was you know, the farting Preacher, right, Yes, the

1080
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: best thing of all the time. But then it was

1081
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: also like kind of like horrible things. So it'd be

1082
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: like there was there's one time there was a full

1083
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: orchestra where the stage collapsed underneath them as they were playing.

1084
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 2: I've seen that.

1085
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: So that was on there. It was just kind of

1086
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: every video that was like you have to see this

1087
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: on one tape and it got passed around by all

1088
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: the comics.

1089
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was. There was always those tapes too. Yeah,

1090
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 2: farting preacher, someone fallen down and then all of a

1091
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 2: sudden a bicyclist's getting hit by a speeding train. Yes,

1092
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 2: well I didn't need to see, Yes, one needs to

1093
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 2: did need to see the farting Preacher.

1094
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 1: However, like the lady, the lady who's stomping the grapes, No.

1095
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 2: No, no.

1096
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 1: But the best part about that is this thing makes

1097
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: me laugh more than it's the best. She was being

1098
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 1: such an asshole by going okay, go and on that,

1099
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,280
Speaker 1: like she was trying to beat, just trying to cheat. Yeah,

1100
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 1: that's the best part.

1101
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 2: Of that whole thing dope. Oh, that's the funnest.

1102
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: It's so funny.

1103
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 2: You haven't seen Great Lady Falltown. Just google Great Lady

1104
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 2: falls Down, News News Blooper, Great Lady Faulltown.

1105
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone that was Actually they did it

1106
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: on Family Guy. It was so well known. Yeah, you've

1107
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: done it everywhere.

1108
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 2: And the first viral thing I remember saying is the

1109
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 2: on et Bomb's World, which they even jokingly if you

1110
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 2: go to their Instagram, they're like, Yep, we're still around,

1111
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 2: like they make fun about they kind of started everything.

1112
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 2: But the G I Joe re dubbed cartoon, like they

1113
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 2: took excerpts from G I Joe cartoons that I grew

1114
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 2: up watching and just put ridiculous dubbing dubbed ridiculous things.

1115
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 2: And it's so funny that it's always because there's always

1116
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 2: like a message today we learned in this cartoon. And

1117
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 2: there'll be a bunch of kids on bikes and they

1118
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 2: just run into one of the GI Joe guys. So

1119
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 2: it's usually little kids on bikes dealing with some guy

1120
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 2: that's half snake, you know, some cobra con guy. And

1121
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 2: then they're like, never play with matches when you're but

1122
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 2: they just added, like, uh, which one of you kids

1123
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 2: wants a body massage or whatever. It's just like ridiculous,

1124
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 2: And I laughed so hard at it, and it was

1125
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 2: I remember on dial up in someone's college dorm room

1126
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 2: watching it on a computer back when I had to

1127
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 2: finish my papers in the library because I didn't even

1128
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 2: know people owned computers. But I remember seeing it on

1129
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 2: dial up. Someone watched It's so.

1130
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 1: Old have you seen? And I've just seen this for

1131
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: the first time, but someone told me it's very old.

1132
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: Have you seen the one that is, uh, your business

1133
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 1: card is crap? Okay, just watch it. I won't describe it. Yes,

1134
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: it's kind of self explanatory, but it's just one of

1135
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: those things where like it. As I watch it, I

1136
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: just it's there are people who make videos and they

1137
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: think a lot of us do this. We think we're

1138
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: presenting ourselves in one way. Right here, I'm gonna act

1139
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: like this and I'm gonna have this like stance, in

1140
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: this attitude, and people will interpret me in this way

1141
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 1: that I think they're gonna interpret me, and they're so

1142
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: fucking wrong, Like they're so incorrect about like if I

1143
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: talk like this, I'm gonna seem like a tough know

1144
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: what all guy, whereas like this guy that does the

1145
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: video is such a knob. It's hilarious.

1146
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 2: And what is he He's just talking about business cards.

1147
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: He's talking about what a bad business card is and

1148
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: this is like it's it's and then he shows his

1149
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: own business card and about how like this this how

1150
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: important business cards are. But he's had it's got a

1151
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: touch of Tony Robbins. But like if Tony Robbins was

1152
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 1: on crystal meth, is kind of the feeling it had.

1153
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 2: Well, there's also the that's the comic relief from American Psycho,

1154
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 2: that movie where the you know, they all are jealous

1155
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 2: and envious of their what kind of paper and fawn Yes,

1156
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 2: it's like, oh that's bone and copperplate. Yeah, they're all

1157
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 2: like home, I can't believe he has a better card

1158
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,919
Speaker 2: than mine. I have to maintain my composure. Maybe I'll

1159
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 2: kill somebody later.

1160
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: That part of that movie made me feel sick because

1161
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: it there were things that I would see that would

1162
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 1: come up in the world that would make me feel

1163
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: like I'll never be able to everyone will always know

1164
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: that I'm from a farm. Like in a thing like

1165
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: that where I'm like, I don't know anybody that acts

1166
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: like this, like that feeling of like I don't know

1167
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: anyone who's ever had a business card, you know what

1168
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 1: I mean.

1169
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 2: It's funny because those people in real life, they're the ones.

1170
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 2: They're all everyone's from a farm. Yeah, everyone's pretending to

1171
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 2: not be a farm. We're all farmers, We're all onlyfarmers

1172
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 2: dot com. And everyone's pretending to be a big city.

1173
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 2: That's what I realized them with this famous thing with

1174
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 2: people pretending to and it works to pretend to be

1175
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 2: successful or pretend to be sophisticated or any It worked

1176
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,959
Speaker 2: on me when I first came here, and I'm like, God,

1177
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 2: I'm not. But now I'm realizing everyone's just pretending.

1178
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very true, and you can only pretend for

1179
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: so long and then the mask is going to come

1180
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: off and then you're screwed. So you guys will just

1181
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: actually work on your authentic self.

1182
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 2: Or by just buying nicer quality masks.

1183
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: Made of high quality paper that doesn't bend in the hand. Yes,

1184
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: I have. In driving around this area, I'm now obsessed

1185
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: with the idea of buying a donut. There's so many

1186
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: donut places. I mean, I'm not really like I do,

1187
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: but I want to get out of the car because

1188
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: it's going to be like an oven. Yeah, but you know,

1189
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: like you don't see so many donut places as you

1190
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: do out here.

1191
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 2: When I I don't think about donuts that much. I'm

1192
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 2: not bragging, but I don't have much of a sweet.

1193
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: It feels like you are to me.

1194
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 2: It hurts me cause you know, I have never had

1195
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 2: a cavity in my life.

1196
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?

1197
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 2: Never in my life? Yeah. However, almost on an abuse level,

1198
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 2: I would brush my teeth after each piece of candy

1199
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 2: I had on Halloween because I was petrified that tiny

1200
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 2: monsters were indeed digging putting holes in my teeth. No,

1201
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 2: I thought cavity creeps were tiny little lamouicell like monsters

1202
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 2: that lived in your mouth and they were going to

1203
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 2: eat at my teeth.

1204
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: Whoa God, no wonder you don't sweet tooth.

1205
01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 2: I was instilled with fear. I was not allowed sugar cereals,

1206
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 2: I was not allowed chocolate. We ate something called carib

1207
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 2: the worst and every packson panther I know was in

1208
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 2: the Swiss Swash program, which is one fluoride once a month.

1209
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 2: You would put this in your mouth, accidentally swallow a little,

1210
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 2: and then vomit all day. It was. It would make

1211
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 2: me so nauseous. The Swish Swash program, it was experimental.

1212
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 2: Not a lot of schools were doing it. If I

1213
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 2: ever see an adult now and I'm like and being

1214
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 2: a packs and panther comes up, I'm like, have you

1215
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,959
Speaker 2: ever had a cavity? And they're like no, wow. And

1216
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 2: if someone doesn't have a cavity and I just meet them,

1217
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 2: I'm in New York City, I'm like, you're a packsan

1218
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 2: panther and they're like, what, how did you know what

1219
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 2: town I'm from? That one? I'm kidding that one. That'd

1220
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 2: be crazy that has happened that way.

1221
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: I mean the Swiss Swash program it was.

1222
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 2: It was these guys and lab coats. They didn't work.

1223
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 2: The people came and they gave us fluoride.

1224
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: Now did you And.

1225
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 2: There was fluoride in my drinking water in my town? Yeah?

1226
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 1: I think everybody had that.

1227
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people without cavities, but but

1228
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 2: probably cancer, that's right.

1229
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, But did you ever have the thing? This is

1230
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:20,920
Speaker 1: what we had and it was much more fun and

1231
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: like there's nothing scary about it. But they would every

1232
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: like once a year whatever they would a dentists would

1233
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: come to our school and give us kind of a demonstration.

1234
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: And what they would do is they would have you

1235
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: chew up a red pill and it would show all

1236
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: the places you missed when you brushed that morning, if

1237
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 1: you even brushed at all.

1238
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 2: That well, I did that at my orthodontis the archaic

1239
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 2: man that put rubber bands and a cage in my

1240
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 2: roof of my mouth to poke my tongue to teach

1241
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 2: me to not listen anymore. Guess what it worked?

1242
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: Did it?

1243
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,919
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I don't talk. I used to talk

1244
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 2: like Charles Nelson Riley and now I'm you know, or

1245
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 2: just kind of savable type I used to well, I

1246
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 2: guess more of a Wallace John anyway. But h they

1247
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 2: I remember, I'm giving those pink pills and it shows

1248
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 2: plaque or tartar.

1249
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:14,480
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's very embarrassing black and were tartar and tartar.

1250
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 2: I went to that show Girls Venus Fair once. Yeah,

1251
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 2: we there there's Susannah, Susannah Lucky Deluxe. She's a comic

1252
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 2: that moved away. But she did something called peep Show

1253
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 2: there where she would ask you questions about taboo issues

1254
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 2: while during a strip tease. Jimmy Pardo did it. A

1255
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 2: bunch of comics did it, and it was very uncomfortable

1256
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 2: to have a naked person doing a strip tease while

1257
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 2: interviewing you.

1258
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: What was the idea?

1259
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 2: Very funny to watch, okay, because.

1260
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,919
Speaker 1: It would be funny because people were uncomfortable.

1261
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 2: Just the reaction and some people would a kind of like,

1262
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 2: oh yeah, like where this is going? And I was

1263
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,919
Speaker 2: just like, ah, I don't. There's a phone in there too,

1264
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 2: that so you could talk. It's like an old timey

1265
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 2: thing where you put in quarters. There's a phone and glass.

1266
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 2: It's like visiting someone in prison, except there naked.

1267
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: Wow.

1268
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 2: So you talked to him on the phone and it's

1269
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 2: a booth and I swear I went there for work.

1270
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 2: It's a small paycheck, but wow. Yeah, And it was there.

1271
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: It was at that place.

1272
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 2: It was at that place. We're in Victory and Lancersham.

1273
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's nuts. Yeah, there's there was. There was a

1274
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: show in New York Comics doing stand up naked. Do

1275
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: you ever hear about that?

1276
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 2: No? Real or I mean comics that just did that

1277
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 2: show and got naked.

1278
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like, yes, I feel like you'd

1279
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: have to be a real comic to even be able

1280
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: to focus on your material while being naked while on stage.

1281
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,320
Speaker 1: I do know. I think Zach Scherwhin talked about it

1282
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 1: on a podcast one time. Oh Wow, which is very

1283
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 1: He's you know, he's kind of a hippie, that's his thing.

1284
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he's got a loose hippie lifestyle.

1285
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: He's loosey, goosey.

1286
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 2: I really like that day.

1287
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 1: I do too.

1288
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 2: He's always puts me in a good moment.

1289
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:18,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's so nice and calming and like and he

1290
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 1: gets it. He's one of those people that always understands

1291
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 1: what you're talking about, right.

1292
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 2: He's just one of those guys where I talked to him,

1293
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, Wow, you put me at ease. I hope.

1294
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:31,960
Speaker 2: I hope I do that for someone somebody sometime. Probably

1295
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 2: not right now, though, later I gotta go be stressed out.

1296
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: Now that your hip is better, I bet you're going

1297
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 1: to be able to do that much more.

1298
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 2: I really think so. I didn't realize how constant the

1299
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 2: pain was until all of a sudden, there's metal in

1300
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:50,479
Speaker 2: there and my bones aren't rubbing together. Yes, it's full

1301
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 2: relief in my joint. And all the yelling I did

1302
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 2: in traffic, all the snapping at people, well, yeah, I

1303
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 2: hope that that's cut down. Although I've been doing that

1304
01:06:58,560 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 2: since my youth.

1305
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, look me too, it's a habit. But

1306
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: also oftentimes there's a reason. Yeah, there's a reason everybody

1307
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: does everything. But being in constant chronic pain and then

1308
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: getting you it's so long you have it that you

1309
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 1: get used to it is a bad Yeah. Then you're

1310
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 1: kind of almost feeling negative because it's like, well this

1311
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: will this is just my life, like this will never end.

1312
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for my physical future, which I've

1313
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 2: never felt I haven't for a long time.

1314
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 1: That's great.

1315
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 2: I feel like in the future I'm going to be

1316
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 2: an in shape, pain free person.

1317
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're going to develop into a

1318
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 1: real sextra one eventually?

1319
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 2: I really hope. So I hope that that outlook. I

1320
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 2: hope that I can just and I want to be

1321
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 2: a better.

1322
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: Rapper and taller.

1323
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 2: Wish there was a baller.

1324
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 1: I just talking about him reminded me that Mike Kaplin

1325
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,919
Speaker 1: came and did a drop and set at the last

1326
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: business class that you were on hard. He was so

1327
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: funny that night, and that bit he did that wasn't

1328
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 1: I think he said on stage that it was either

1329
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: new or he was working on or whatever. But he

1330
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: was trying to do a bit about how the most

1331
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 1: powerful thing is not using your power, and it was

1332
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: so interesting and I can't stop thinking about it because

1333
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 1: he was basically making the point that like a lot

1334
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 1: of people are like, use your power for good, or

1335
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 1: use your power to do this or that, or to

1336
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 1: fight this. Yeah yeah, and instead he was like, but

1337
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't really the most powerful thing to do with your

1338
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 1: power is to not use your power against people, right,

1339
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: which is just yeah, just to be able, like how

1340
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: powerful you would be to be able to restrain yourself

1341
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 1: from lording your power over anyone.

1342
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 2: What were his examples, because I don't remember, like if

1343
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 2: you were able to fly.

1344
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 1: He don't go invisible if you can go invisible, right.

1345
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 1: He was working it out and kind of talking through

1346
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 1: it and then often said it was a new bit

1347
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: or something, yeah, yeah, but just the concept of it

1348
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 1: is so interesting. I like that he's so philosophical in

1349
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,679
Speaker 1: his comedy. Yes, it makes it fun.

1350
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 2: I want to be that way. I want to be like.

1351
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 1: Other people I want to be. However I'm not. And

1352
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 1: I also want new material, but I don't want to

1353
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:22,679
Speaker 1: have to write it me too. That's my thing.

1354
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 2: In a panic that night, Actually, I remember trying new

1355
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:30,360
Speaker 2: stuff because I had just recorded these hour long sets

1356
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,760
Speaker 2: to compile and give to hopefully a guy that's going

1357
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 2: to produce a special for me, and I like, after

1358
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 2: doing all my jokes, I'm like, oh, I really am

1359
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 2: tired of some of these things. I really must replace them, yes,

1360
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 2: with new ideas that are not about balls.

1361
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,559
Speaker 1: Your joke's are about balls, some of them. Some of

1362
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 1: them are I notice in doing because I just don't

1363
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 1: do enough comedy and I often flake on shows, and

1364
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:01,719
Speaker 1: I I don't take it seriously because I have other

1365
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,680
Speaker 1: I have other jobs and stuff, so it's not my

1366
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 1: main thing. But I love it and I want to

1367
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:10,200
Speaker 1: do it, but I also don't. I'm it's very easy

1368
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 1: for me to be like, I'm not going to show

1369
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 1: up and you can't threaten me with anything because I'm

1370
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 1: on because I'm I'm beyond all caring, right, which is

1371
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:20,320
Speaker 1: bad forcame.

1372
01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, not doing the other things that you are doing.

1373
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 2: All I am doing is showing up all the time.

1374
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 2: That's where I'm like, well, as long as I just

1375
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 2: keep doing these shows, but I'm not doing the other work,

1376
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:34,320
Speaker 2: Like you got to do it all? Yes, how do

1377
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 2: you do it all?

1378
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 1: I don't.

1379
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 2: How do you do it all? Sexual?

1380
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 1: So good? Well, but also I think my thing is

1381
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:49,640
Speaker 1: because I'm so insanely prideful that I get in my

1382
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: own way so badly of like, I have that leftover

1383
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,559
Speaker 1: nineties obsession with I want to beat everyone. I want

1384
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 1: to be the best one. I want to you know

1385
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,320
Speaker 1: what I mean. I don't want to just do a set.

1386
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 1: I want to destroy. It's that thing that I started

1387
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: out with that maybe I could kind of reach that

1388
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:09,639
Speaker 1: level every once in a while. Well now I never

1389
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 1: do because I don't do comedy enough. So then I

1390
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: have so much shame about sets that are fine, right,

1391
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 1: because I don't want to just have a fine set right,

1392
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:21,040
Speaker 1: Like I want people to be like this is the

1393
01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 1: you changed my life or whatever.

1394
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,679
Speaker 2: And that's why people are ys like, you're really hard

1395
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 2: on yourself. Why aren't you happy with that? I'm like,

1396
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,760
Speaker 2: because it wasn't great and I can do great, yes,

1397
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,360
Speaker 2: so when it's just good, I'm pissed like it was.

1398
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,560
Speaker 1: Bad, right exactly.

1399
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:38,559
Speaker 2: In the nineties, the older comics were mean, and everything

1400
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:42,040
Speaker 2: was about this upcoming contest, yes, and whoever went it

1401
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:44,679
Speaker 2: wanted got a golden ticket to Los Angeles. And that's

1402
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 2: what I was raised. And I think it was the era,

1403
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,559
Speaker 2: not even so much. It was because I was dealing

1404
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 2: with that on a smaller level. You know, in Austin,

1405
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,040
Speaker 2: well it was well, you were dealing with it.

1406
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:58,320
Speaker 1: Nobody was nice, so the only way you could ever

1407
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: get any footing was to be a be known as

1408
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: being a really good comic. That's the only way people

1409
01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 1: would even kind of acknowledge you. So then I had

1410
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 1: this real duke's up kind of mentality about comedy, and

1411
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,599
Speaker 1: I also which made me, of course hate comedy because

1412
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,360
Speaker 1: how exhausting is that? And not fun? That's why like

1413
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 1: the first time I saw Rory Scovel on stage and

1414
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,600
Speaker 1: he was just doing that bit about being in the

1415
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 1: grocery store, and it was like so benign, you know,

1416
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:34,280
Speaker 1: like it wasn't some groundbreaking concept, but his full person

1417
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 1: was having the best time talking about a kind of

1418
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 1: dumb things. He's so great. I haven't seen it.

1419
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, damn it, because I like how his

1420
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,920
Speaker 2: brain works and I can relate to how his brain works.

1421
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 2: It's amazing and he's really good at it. And the

1422
01:12:54,479 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 2: opening sketch he's just this this like Chris angel eyeliner,

1423
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:06,799
Speaker 2: like assphole comedian character in the opening.

1424
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 1: Yes, I have to.

1425
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,040
Speaker 2: Say it's so great.

1426
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:11,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I love watching him. I will absolutely watch that.

1427
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:13,799
Speaker 2: He's one of my favorite. There's a lot of specials.

1428
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 2: I don't get excited, you know, but when it's someone well.

1429
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: When it's someone that you also it's hard to watch

1430
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:24,599
Speaker 1: comedy when you do comedy, because then you either like

1431
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,760
Speaker 1: you're either there's not a lot of pluses. It's like

1432
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 1: you're either jealous it makes you feel bad, or you're

1433
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,599
Speaker 1: you're critical whatever.

1434
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 2: I was jealous watching him, but it made me feel good.

1435
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 1: But it's also like I feel.

1436
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:38,160
Speaker 2: Like I can do that too, make.

1437
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:41,599
Speaker 1: Sure well, it's about kind of having a good time

1438
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 1: and loosening up around it as opposed to tightening and

1439
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,439
Speaker 1: being competitive. It's he feels to me like Will Ferrell,

1440
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:53,120
Speaker 1: where just his talking is funny. So everything's fine. You

1441
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,599
Speaker 1: just watch him and go, everything's good. Yeah, it's all good.

1442
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,400
Speaker 2: Everyone's at ease. Yeah, and even when a joke didn't

1443
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:01,200
Speaker 2: work and I was reassured he had some diarrhea and

1444
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 2: Paul's jokes too.

1445
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:07,839
Speaker 1: Sure, it's okay, Yes, it's beloved, of course, it's okay.

1446
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:13,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I text. I had to like, I had

1447
01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 2: to tell him that was really great, and then he's like,

1448
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 2: thank you. And then later I'm like, really, I very

1449
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,599
Speaker 2: much liked it. I had to like, he's like, all right,

1450
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,000
Speaker 2: all right, take it easy. I got a baby and

1451
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 2: a wife and stuff, and I really like your comedy.

1452
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 1: You're like, well, normally I say this to people and

1453
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 1: I do not mean it, but I need you to understand.

1454
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:37,680
Speaker 2: I'm not exactly. That's why I had to reinforce ith. Yeah.

1455
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:41,599
Speaker 1: Also, it's you know, when you're on stage, Like it's

1456
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:45,920
Speaker 1: the thing of when I'm on stage, we.

1457
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,559
Speaker 2: Can go home. When I we've been going a while,

1458
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:51,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, good, just a little post that's a little

1459
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:52,719
Speaker 2: behind the scenes.

1460
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 1: That's good to know because I'm so hot.

1461
01:14:55,800 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we can finish your thought that I

1462
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:01,759
Speaker 2: didn't mean to interview.

1463
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I kind of can't. I was saying the

1464
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,599
Speaker 1: same thing in a just a kind of a third angle,

1465
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,639
Speaker 1: but It's exactly the same idea, which is just comedy

1466
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 1: is only fun if you're having fun right the end.

1467
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:19,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true, and I need to always. It's something

1468
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:22,000
Speaker 2: I even tell myself. It's so dumb, but I do

1469
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:25,679
Speaker 2: tell myself that before. I like remind myself to have fun,

1470
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:28,080
Speaker 2: or at least pretend I'm having fun at least, because

1471
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 2: then you can, all of a sudden you're like, oh,

1472
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 2: it's working. It's like when you stare in the mirror

1473
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 2: and you smile. It's like, I'm happy now, even though

1474
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 2: I was looking like a murderer at myself in the mirror,

1475
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 2: smiling yeah, and holding you know, I have to hold

1476
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 2: a knife.

1477
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,759
Speaker 1: Sometimes just simply to look at yourself.

1478
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,680
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, I finally watched that scary thing that you

1479
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 2: mentioned two years ago and sent you a picture of it.

1480
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:49,360
Speaker 2: But the lady with the voodoo doll on the knife

1481
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,960
Speaker 2: and then her teeth turned into it really was scary.

1482
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,200
Speaker 1: Okay, it was a YouTube.

1483
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 2: Horribly not a very good quality.

1484
01:15:56,880 --> 01:16:01,679
Speaker 1: What was it? A trilogy of terror trilogy? So scary.

1485
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: But here's now you sent me that picture on Twitter.

1486
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 2: You're right, it's so well. This necklace isn't supposed to

1487
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 2: fall off. I hope it doesn't. She sets it down,

1488
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:10,840
Speaker 2: it falls off, and then all hell breaks loose.

1489
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 1: I better go take a bath in the my most

1490
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:17,240
Speaker 1: vulnerable position in the bathtub and hope this necklace doesn't

1491
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:21,240
Speaker 1: fall off. But her teeth, because she then becomes the monster,

1492
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,880
Speaker 1: which I forgot until you sent me that picture. The

1493
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,720
Speaker 1: way her teeth are all individual things look looking like

1494
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:32,519
Speaker 1: they got shaved down. That I forgot that part. And

1495
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 1: I had a dream when I was like in my

1496
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 1: mid twenties, very disturbing, where they found a serial killer

1497
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:41,679
Speaker 1: outside my parents' house and when and it was almost

1498
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 1: like I was a documentary filmmaker. So we walked up

1499
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 1: onto this hill where they had pinned him down and

1500
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,840
Speaker 1: they were arresting him, and when he turned around he

1501
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:53,320
Speaker 1: had those teeth. And when I woke up, I was

1502
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,920
Speaker 1: like shaken to my core. I was just like this

1503
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 1: we fucked. No, this was in my twenties and think

1504
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,639
Speaker 1: it was like after I stopped drinking. No, well whatever,

1505
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:04,680
Speaker 1: But when you sent me that picture, I was like,

1506
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,960
Speaker 1: that's where that fucking came from. Because part of this

1507
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,920
Speaker 1: being afraid of that dream was like how did I

1508
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:12,400
Speaker 1: come up with that that's so creepy. Well, yeah, it

1509
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:13,519
Speaker 1: was like a buried memory.

1510
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:17,240
Speaker 2: Be nice to have a dream deciphering person, because I

1511
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 2: use my reoccurring dream that I in my dreams, I've

1512
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 2: killed people when I was younger and I've forgotten about it.

1513
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:28,000
Speaker 2: But I'm one day I'm going to get in trouble

1514
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,680
Speaker 2: for all the murders I've committed. That's the dream. Yeah,

1515
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 2: in my dream, and I can't and then i wake

1516
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,519
Speaker 2: up and I'm like, oh, thank god, I haven't killed Nae,

1517
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:39,680
Speaker 2: Like what a weird suppressed Like.

1518
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:44,200
Speaker 3: Well, you feel guilty, You've guilt, Yeah, but it could

1519
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 3: be guilt about anything, Okay, it's just that that feeling

1520
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:52,320
Speaker 3: of like you have done, you are responsible, you are guilty.

1521
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:55,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes it's more straightforward where I've actually had dreams

1522
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:58,760
Speaker 2: where I'm sitting on a chair like a lazy boy chair,

1523
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:01,760
Speaker 2: and it's reclined and it's floating on water, and my

1524
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,120
Speaker 2: sister's trapped under it.

1525
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 1: Ooh, I'm relaxing.

1526
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,760
Speaker 2: She's like I can't. I'm like, well, I don't want

1527
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 2: to drown, but I can't. I'm too like, oh that

1528
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:13,439
Speaker 2: I haven't had that for a long time.

1529
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,040
Speaker 1: But water is emotions.

1530
01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know this stuff.

1531
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,360
Speaker 1: I know a little bit because I can remember my

1532
01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:21,479
Speaker 1: dreams very clearly.

1533
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:22,839
Speaker 2: I can't anymore.

1534
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I look things up after I see them.

1535
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:27,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are old dreams that were just greatest hit

1536
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:33,519
Speaker 2: like reoccurring. The other one, of course, ambient, just people

1537
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:37,040
Speaker 2: laughing and scratching and cackling and double noises as I'm

1538
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,840
Speaker 2: in a giant crib closing in on me. It starts

1539
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,200
Speaker 2: as a hallway and I'm running and then I'm trapped

1540
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:45,320
Speaker 2: in a cage. What. Yeah, And there's voices and they

1541
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:47,880
Speaker 2: used to happen during the day, and so what do

1542
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 2: you mean voices in my head where a background noise

1543
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:56,920
Speaker 2: amplified other kids pencils scratching started to sound. It amplified,

1544
01:18:56,960 --> 01:19:02,200
Speaker 2: got louder and started to sound like ed like devil voices.

1545
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 2: And I'd just be sitting there in class going, well,

1546
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:09,360
Speaker 2: I'm possessed and I'm in fifth grade, and h it

1547
01:19:09,479 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 2: kind of gradually went away. But I saw ba child psychologists,

1548
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 2: one of them named Richard Come. I've mentioned Richard Come before.

1549
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:25,120
Speaker 1: Richard com Kumm, Okay, that's more like a radio station.

1550
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,840
Speaker 1: I feel like that was not the best name. He

1551
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 1: should have. Maybe he could have added any number of

1552
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:31,920
Speaker 1: things to.

1553
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,679
Speaker 2: Be dealing with kids. Hi, how are you? I've never

1554
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,000
Speaker 2: seen such a long shopping car.

1555
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:37,920
Speaker 1: Incredibly long.

1556
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,680
Speaker 2: We are. It's like we're waiting for a train. But

1557
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:42,400
Speaker 2: uh oh he gave us a thing.

1558
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:43,000
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1559
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,599
Speaker 2: He's that sweet of him. He said we could park

1560
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,280
Speaker 2: in that cage. He just pointed and said you could

1561
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:49,840
Speaker 2: park in there.

1562
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1563
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:53,000
Speaker 2: Can we like a horse corral? No, there's no way.

1564
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:57,240
Speaker 1: No. And also we're not going to We're not going here.

1565
01:19:57,439 --> 01:19:57,639
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1566
01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just uh, we're just using it to get

1567
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 1: out of the area.

1568
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 2: We've filled very welcomed here at this Costco though. Everyone

1569
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:07,599
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, you want to park? What they're waving

1570
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:08,799
Speaker 2: at us, We're very popular.

1571
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 1: Come yeah, They're like, come, be a part of our community.

1572
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:14,040
Speaker 2: No, thanks, you know what, They just recognize it, so

1573
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:18,200
Speaker 2: they're dying our heads. Is there any do you have

1574
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,240
Speaker 2: anything coming up that you want to plug? Before we

1575
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,679
Speaker 2: park and going to Costco here? I am a member

1576
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:25,320
Speaker 2: and we can get a giant sized bottle at tequila.

1577
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,759
Speaker 1: We can get dollar hot dogs and a bottle of tequila.

1578
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:29,559
Speaker 2: Let's do it.

1579
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,880
Speaker 1: Let's see what do I have coming up? I don't

1580
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:37,080
Speaker 1: think I do. Maybe I have. I think I'm gonna

1581
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:39,679
Speaker 1: do Josh and Josh next Thursday, which is at Barlou

1582
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:44,439
Speaker 1: Bitch Thursday, this July sixth.

1583
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:46,639
Speaker 2: Fun show.

1584
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,400
Speaker 1: That's my main one, and I'm you know, hopefully have

1585
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:51,639
Speaker 1: I'll have a little bit of new material for that. Yeah,

1586
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,960
Speaker 1: only my goal drunk voice.

1587
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 2: I got shows?

1588
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: What do you got?

1589
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,720
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know, it's on. I'll tweet about it.

1590
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 2: I'm working on a very fun thing with my cup Church,

1591
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:03,360
Speaker 2: so that I'm very excited about.

1592
01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh, your new jam, A new jam.

1593
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:09,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, already we're combining two old movies. One of them

1594
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,360
Speaker 2: is this office computer movie and then the other one's

1595
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,439
Speaker 2: a Hell's Angel movie. So it's basically the guy quits

1596
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:17,880
Speaker 2: his computer job and joines joins the head of Hell's

1597
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:21,679
Speaker 2: Angels in one day, and there's a lot of fights

1598
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,559
Speaker 2: and I have to get in better shape just to

1599
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:26,760
Speaker 2: do these fight scenes. But it's so funny and they're

1600
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:29,920
Speaker 2: just gonna composite me over Jack Nicholson and oh that's great,

1601
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 2: and it's we've kind of figured out the rights thing

1602
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:37,639
Speaker 2: and absolutely is gonna help us and it's real exciting.

1603
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:38,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

1604
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,800
Speaker 2: We want to. I'm very very excited about that. So

1605
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:44,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make that video and I'm talking about it early. Yes,

1606
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,799
Speaker 2: I always do that. Here's the thing that's gonna happen.

1607
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 1: That's good though.

1608
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, a few months cool. So that's all I gotta

1609
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,599
Speaker 2: say about that. It's good to see you again, friend.

1610
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:55,639
Speaker 1: It's good to see you too.

1611
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:57,840
Speaker 2: I'm excited about your fancy new computer car.

1612
01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:00,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love this fucking car. When you

1613
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:03,080
Speaker 1: don't have a car for like five months and you're

1614
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:08,439
Speaker 1: you rely on uber and shit like just like your

1615
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:11,000
Speaker 1: hip pain, I was just adjusting to that life where

1616
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,679
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, if I do want to go anywhere,

1617
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,439
Speaker 1: I have to smell some dudes cologne the whole time, right,

1618
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:17,920
Speaker 1: and it's going to take twenty minutes from to pick

1619
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:20,679
Speaker 1: me up and drop me off like such a pain.

1620
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:23,920
Speaker 1: And now I can go wherever I want in.

1621
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:30,519
Speaker 2: Total luxury, and I yeah, I don't. I'm I'm also

1622
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 2: excited about my computerized leg. We both have computers.

1623
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:38,479
Speaker 1: Are the future computer computer access leg And.

1624
01:22:38,439 --> 01:22:39,479
Speaker 2: It's good to see your friend.

1625
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:40,280
Speaker 1: Good to see you too.

1626
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,880
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do you need a ride?

1627
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:52,040
Speaker 4: D y n A R ooh I leave, then I

1628
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 4: you wanta way back?

1629
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:58,200
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

1630
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:02,360
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim to give us.

1631
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,240
Speaker 2: Time and a turman.

1632
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:09,719
Speaker 1: Al and gay. We want to send you off in style.

1633
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:11,920
Speaker 2: We want to.

1634
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:17,479
Speaker 1: Welcome you back home. Tell us all about it. We scared?

1635
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 1: He was it fine? Melbourne? Do you need to ride?

1636
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:42,320
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1637
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1638
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:49,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1639
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 2: To ride?

1640
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 1: Do you need.

1641
01:23:58,160 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris four