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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And even though this started about a decade ago, people

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Speaker 2: are still doing it, submitting their DNA for a genealogy

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Speaker 2: test to find out what their ancestry really is. And

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Speaker 2: one woman wanted us to prank her daughter, who just

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Speaker 2: got the results back saying she is part Scottish. So

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Speaker 2: we told the leader of the Scots that news and

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Speaker 2: they were so thrilled they wanted to call her immediately

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Speaker 2: and welcome her in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: It's another.

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Speaker 2: On the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, is this Sabrina? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, who is this?

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Speaker 1: The name's Finlay Finley McDougall. I'm with SACE.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry you're who My name is Finlay from the

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Speaker 4: Schoolish American Society.

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Speaker 1: From that SACES.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever heard of that.

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Speaker 4: Well, now you've heard of it, and congratulations you're in.

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Speaker 4: What your mother tells me that ye are sixty percent

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Speaker 4: scott Congratulations, Lassy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you talked to my mom.

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Speaker 1: I sure did talk to your mother. And now the

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Speaker 1: leader of Sauce, it's my job to welcome you to

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Speaker 1: the klan.

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Speaker 4: The clan, Yes, and we welcome all of our newest

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Speaker 4: members with a traditional bogpipe funeral song. Oh oh, I'm

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Speaker 4: playing it off me laptop.

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Speaker 1: We don't trust the mark like shit. Tear up a

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Speaker 1: little bit if you really listen to the pipes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm miss mc grandma. This is so strange. I'm

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Speaker 3: not really sure if I'm following what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Well, am I incorrect?

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Speaker 4: Did you not recently take an ancestry test and find

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Speaker 4: out you're Scottish?

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah I did, but I didn't tell my

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Speaker 3: mom to reach out to any sort of organization.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not gonna take a lot of time.

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Speaker 4: I just need to educate you a little bit about

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Speaker 4: your ancestry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well I don't really no, I just said I like.

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Speaker 1: I means you agree. Okay, listen to Melasses's not gonna

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Speaker 1: take much time. If you're a true Scott. Whiskey is

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Speaker 1: both for breakfast and for medicine. Always have a flask

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Speaker 1: on you.

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Speaker 3: I don't really drink whiskey.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, well you will. You'll like it, You'll love it

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Speaker 1: and fucked.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's how that works.

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Speaker 4: Also, as a Scott, you got a deep fried foods

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Speaker 4: like it's on food group.

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Speaker 1: We invented fried chicken, and we fried it again and

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Speaker 1: again and again.

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Speaker 4: Because we're Scott's, We're gonna federally cook.

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Speaker 1: The met and have clest me the lecious clouds flavor.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is getting a little intense for me. I

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Speaker 3: think I have to talk to my mom.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 4: Oh, haven't even told you the last thing you know

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Speaker 4: about fast book?

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Speaker 3: What about it?

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Speaker 1: I want you to join our.

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Speaker 4: Grip sas because currently there's a fight over who has

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Speaker 4: the best sheep.

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Speaker 1: Is it the McGregor klan or the mcclouds. You must vote.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to get involved in any of that.

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Speaker 1: She voting. You're sixty percent. She's in your blood. You

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Speaker 1: don't judge of.

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Speaker 3: Shitay, Okay, I think this is this is going a

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Speaker 3: little too far. I'm not going to join any Facebook group. Oh.

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Speaker 1: The only thing going too far is if you don't

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Speaker 1: believe in Nesse. Tell me you.

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Speaker 4: Believe in him, because I've seen it with my own

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Speaker 4: one good eye.

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Speaker 3: One you've seen NeSSI Okay, you don't believe me.

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Speaker 1: You're calling me a liar in my own country.

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Speaker 3: I'm not calling you a liar.

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Speaker 4: I think I know every leg of the Land and

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Speaker 4: every monster that's in him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't mean to make you upset. I just

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Speaker 3: need to go.

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Speaker 4: You may not have meant to, but I'm moder than

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Speaker 4: Brook when she hasn't it yet?

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Brook? From Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: What it's the radio.

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Speaker 1: Shawl that's doing a prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now like.

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Speaker 1: I was, was sick in thick accents.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is not a real accent that I'm No,

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Speaker 3: it's not, Thank goodness.

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Speaker 4: No, this is actually his day from the radishol Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: We're doing a photap on you. You got set up? Okay,

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Speaker 1: who did this?

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Speaker 3: My mom?

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Speaker 1: It was your mom.

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Speaker 4: Because she said you're twenty three year results came back

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Speaker 4: and said you were part Scottish and you two were like.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's cute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we had no idea. I thought we had some

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Speaker 3: European roots.

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Speaker 4: Well you do have roots, deep roots in the Scottish ground,

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Speaker 4: like the potatoes we grow.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure potatoes is an Irish I think you

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Speaker 3: got that mixed up.

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Speaker 1: Like you would know. You didn't know. We invented fried

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Speaker 1: chicken as well, and fried it over and over.

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Speaker 3: You know, you could stop doing the accent.

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Speaker 1: I know, but sometimes I just do it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what else can I just go out and Scottish am

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Speaker 1: I right?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I wish i'd hung up hours ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh that one hurts

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Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,