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Speaker 1: Alexis.

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Speaker 2: If you heard of this new TikTok challenge is it

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Speaker 2: is crazy cool?

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Speaker 1: You have to try it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what you do is you listen to Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey on podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Okay, right, and then you go to Brook and.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey dot com and you buy clothes from merch for

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Speaker 2: the cause for charity.

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Speaker 1: You But I do like it.

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Speaker 3: I do like it.

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Speaker 1: It's a crazy challenge.

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Speaker 2: You should try it right now listening, go to Brick

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey dot com.

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Speaker 1: Buy some merch for a good cause.

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Speaker 2: Of course, after the podcast, which is starting right now.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we cover

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Speaker 1: a lot of dating stuff on your show. So who

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Speaker 1: do you think lies more on their dating profiles? Men

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Speaker 1: or women?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: You think men?

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Speaker 1: Looking the room, I know the women here liing more.

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Speaker 1: But in general I'm asking what are you saying? And

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Speaker 1: a new survey forty people admit to stretching the truth

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Speaker 1: on their profile.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and it's.

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Speaker 1: More common among men.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the is a lie every time.

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Speaker 6: Well probably the age too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I say I'm an athlete because I did play j

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Speaker 2: a year in high school.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't like that. Great cabs anyway, I

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Speaker 3: really do.

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Speaker 1: But you'd think the number one most common thing people

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Speaker 1: lie about would be their age, but actually no, they

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Speaker 1: found the number one lie people tell is their current hairstyle.

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Speaker 1: Sixty one percent of people admit they've done that.

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Speaker 3: They use like an old photo or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or a misleading profile photo like for a guy,

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Speaker 1: could be them hiding their baldness underneath the hat. For

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Speaker 1: the ladies, it could be how they actually dye their hair. Alexis,

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Speaker 1: do you have a disclaimer on there for your locks

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Speaker 1: of lies?

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Speaker 6: I'm always blonde.

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Speaker 3: This is all natural.

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Speaker 1: You're lying to yourself at this point. The second most

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Speaker 1: common lie people telling their profiles is their jobs.

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Speaker 7: Oh, like they say I'm an entrepreneur instead of I'm unemployed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I travel for work.

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Speaker 8: It's like.

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Speaker 1: Every guy on Tinder is an entrepreneur and an Olympic

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Speaker 1: gold medalist. Somehow, good for.

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Speaker 3: Them, they don't have jos.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Let's move on to the shot collar question of

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Speaker 1: the day. We're gonna send it over to Digital Jake

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Speaker 1: to tell us one hundred percent truth. I'm sure in

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Speaker 1: the shot collar question, what are we doing today?

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Speaker 9: Well, the people in this room already know this, but

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Speaker 9: for our listeners who may not be familiar, I am

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Speaker 9: the show's foremost expert on women.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Really, but your hair looks so nice today.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 9: In my lifetime, I've been with countless human lasses. I

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Speaker 9: know all their tricks, their riddles, and even their weaknesses.

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Speaker 7: We're like trolls under the bridge, and we don't answer,

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Speaker 7: don't move on to.

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Speaker 3: The next day.

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Speaker 1: And here's a hot tip about ladies. I'll give you free.

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Speaker 9: Women absolutely love getting gifts.

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: I think people love getting gifts.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the troll.

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Speaker 9: And a new survey asked a thousand people to name

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Speaker 9: a gift that most women would be thrilled to get

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Speaker 9: for Christmas. I could easily answer this off the top

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Speaker 9: of my head, I'm sure, But instead I'm gonna have

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Speaker 9: you four guess them. In another holiday edition of Unglued

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Speaker 9: Family Feud.

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Speaker 8: I feel like.

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Speaker 5: Anyone with a partner needs to make sure that they're

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Speaker 5: listening right now.

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Speaker 9: We'll start with the guy who discreetly hung missiletoe above

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Speaker 9: the urinals in the men's bathroom. Jeffrey, name a gift

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Speaker 9: that most women would be thrilled to get for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Well, Okay. I'm looking around the room here. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of a grizzly this morning. I don't want to say

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Speaker 3: So with the gym membership, I'm just.

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Speaker 1: Gonna go with the safe guests here and go with appliances.

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Speaker 1: Women love their appliances, air fryers, dishwashers, whatever it is.

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Speaker 3: Women love anything in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me if I bought you like a Piomatic

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Speaker 1: two thousand away, I think kitchen appliances. Jake, shut up

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Speaker 1: and tell me I'm right, kitchen appliances.

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Speaker 3: Nothing says Romeo like a vacuum.

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Speaker 1: I said, kitchen over to Alexis.

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking like a gift I would want.

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Speaker 10: It's something that you could give me and then I

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Speaker 10: don't have to do with you, you know, like you

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Speaker 10: give me the gift and then I run.

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Speaker 6: Like like a side.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, to get my nails done would be amazing, cost

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Speaker 3: But I'm gonna sum it up with just solid spotty.

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Speaker 9: Jose name a gift that most women would be thrilled

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Speaker 2: Well, I love giving gifts, and what I've learned lately

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Speaker 2: is to play it safe. Would be gift cards, a

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Speaker 2: restaurant's gift card. Because you may not want to go

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Speaker 2: with me, but you may want to take another date.

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Speaker 2: I will say, yeah, go take the guy that you

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Speaker 2: don't tell me about.

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Speaker 7: My husband took me shopping once for perfume because he

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Speaker 7: didn't want to pick it out himself, and that was

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Speaker 9: So I'm going to say, gift card, Jake, gift cards

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Speaker 9: are not on the li're really bad.

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Speaker 1: Let's go over to Brook.

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Speaker 9: You're a woman.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, if you looked at the commercials, they

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Speaker 3: Is going on?

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Speaker 2: Brook is thinking bigger.

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Speaker 3: Than show me a car.

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Speaker 9: Show me I am most certainly will that's number two.

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Speaker 1: A car over to Jeffrey. Only Brook is safe so far,

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Speaker 1: I want to go the opposite of what Alexis was saying.

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Speaker 1: She said, like I want a Loane time. I think

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Speaker 9: It's going to be going to Alexis. I have four

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Speaker 9: things on my list and anyone's yet to say.

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Speaker 6: I like where Brook's going I'm going big.

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Speaker 3: I'm singing a vacation. I want, like a surprise trip

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Speaker 5: Yeah, go for it, Alexis vacation.

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Speaker 9: Opportunity to put the women to shame and eliminate Alexis.

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Speaker 9: If you nail these next two correct.

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Speaker 2: Answers, Well, I'm going to go with a Brook mentioned first.

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Speaker 2: It's stereotypical, but it's my kind of lady. Take my

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Speaker 2: money and give her some jewelry.

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Speaker 1: Jake, jewelry is number one on us.

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Speaker 6: Being thrilled about that from a man.

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Speaker 1: Jeffery to win. I'm trying to think of any more

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Speaker 5: What about designer clothes, like designer shoes?

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Speaker 9: Clothes is number five. Quickly, let's recap the top five.

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Speaker 9: Jewelry was the number one gift one would be most

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Speaker 9: thrilled to get for Christmas. Number two was a car.

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Speaker 9: Number three cash. Number four also said in the room

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Speaker 9: was perfume, and then Alexis got number five.

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Speaker 1: Which was close.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, we know what you get the ladies in

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Speaker 1: our life. Yeah, I preapologized to all the women in

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Speaker 1: He's I.

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Speaker 4: Bought ten moms.

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Speaker 11: It's the most wonderful time of the with the kids

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Speaker 11: jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheese.

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Speaker 1: It's the most wonderful time. Shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Brook you know what a Kentucky hug is? Right?

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Speaker 7: I knew just by this music you were going to

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Speaker 1: You had a Kentucky hug at your family reunion.

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Speaker 5: And what is that?

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Speaker 1: You don't know what a Kentucky hug is?

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Speaker 1: I can, Okay, I just thought you would know it.

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Speaker 1: A Kentucky hug is the name for that warm feeling

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Speaker 1: you get in your body after your first sip of bourbon.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, Brooks Moore familiar with the Kentucky tug.

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Speaker 1: That's the family reunion way. But for the holidays, whiskey

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Speaker 1: maker Jim Beam has decided they want to turn that

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Speaker 1: feeling of a Kentucky hug into an actual piece of clothing,

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Speaker 1: and they're selling hug simulating pajamas.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean.

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Speaker 1: There's a picture of it. They look like normal red

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Speaker 1: like flannel pjs, except there's a panel that fits around

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Speaker 1: the neck and shoulders and when you activate it, it

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Speaker 7: It looks like a plaid version of the inflatable device

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Speaker 7: that the flight attendants.

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Speaker 6: Talk about on a blade, right, and it goes.

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Speaker 1: Around your and then you inflate it and it feels

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Speaker 7: It looks like it would feel like you're suffocating because

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Speaker 1: Is a little quirky, sure, kind of sad. Probably it

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Speaker 1: is a good last minute get for somebody who needs

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Speaker 1: their pants to give them a hug at Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I read a stat that the average person gets like

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Speaker 2: six hugs a day. I'm like, I don't know, want

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Speaker 2: I get zero every day?

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Speaker 1: Jim Beam says, quote the holidays are best spent cozying

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Speaker 1: up with friends and loved ones, but the reality is

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Speaker 1: we can't always be together, and these pjs help foster

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Speaker 1: that spirit of connection.

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Speaker 3: Lonely, lonely group of humans.

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Speaker 1: Aren't we forget about cuffing season? Who needs a partner

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Speaker 1: when you've got flannel pants that can inappropriately squeeze you? Christmas?

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Speaker 2: Imagine the battery goes out and you're like, great mind, No,

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Speaker 2: my PJS won't even hurt you.

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Speaker 1: Want to get some pj's that hug you. We've got

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that

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Speaker 1: just got baptized in pumpkin spice holy water. That's why

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Speaker 1: all the priests were licking it and no other reason

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Speaker 1: than that. Laser Stories the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other fail Marys

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Speaker 1: just don't This first Laser Stories out of Knoxville, Tennessee.

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Speaker 1: A woman looked out her window last week around eleven

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Speaker 6: Yeah, poopy stupid butt.

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Speaker 1: Here stupid yep, here's a yeay spoopy stupid.

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Speaker 1: the world of work. If you've got this skill on

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Speaker 7: Are paying this clinic to go watch somebody vomit. Just

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Speaker 6: Pretty well.

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Speaker 1: The technical name for it is emidophobia, and according to

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Speaker 1: You've also got some competition, because they say around one

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Speaker 6: Please don't play that.

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Speaker 7: Please don't say we don't have that.

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Speaker 1: We'll just get to your next laser story. Out of

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Speaker 3: My husband actually does our laundry.

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Speaker 8: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You know there's there's so many opportunities for romance during

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Speaker 14: It's like.

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Speaker 1: One of our listeners had an unforgettable holiday date created

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Speaker 8: One dating app then there's right. The question is whose

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Speaker 1: of Battle.

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Speaker 15: Of the Tender Days.

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Speaker 1: Today we're going to be here in the least wonderful

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Speaker 9: Hey, go.

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Speaker 7: Does the talent to find that sue working through the snow?

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Speaker 10: Hey, guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: I really just love Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's how the game works. One contestant is going

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's start it with jingle Bell Michelle Go.

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Speaker 16: All right, So I had a date that asked me

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Speaker 16: I was like absolutely, obviously to help you with charity,

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Speaker 6: What empty?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 16: Yeah? And so he like noticed what I was doing

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Speaker 3: I hate this guy, anti charity.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so no life. We are on the chair lift

454
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 10: and he takes out his phone and tried to take

455
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 10: a selfie with me and ends up dropping it over

456
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 10: a restricted area below.

457
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,640
Speaker 17: So he freaks.

458
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 10: Out, clips off his skis and jumps off of the list,

459
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 10: immediately falls into a snow bank below, and then like

460
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 10: pops up and is frantically searching for it and screaming

461
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 10: for a house.

462
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 1: What did you do?

463
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 10: I skied down the mountain myself and drove home.

464
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 7: Or it's not my problem, there's somebody else on the

465
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 7: chair left behind me to do that.

466
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're back to you, Michelle. What do you got right?

467
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 16: So this guy asked if I wanted to go holiday

468
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 16: shopping with him, and so he went him moll and

469
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,239
Speaker 16: we're like buying gifts for his nieces and nephews and

470
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 16: everything's going great or having fun until this guy stops

471
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 16: him and kind of gives me like a weird look,

472
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 16: and then he asks, oh, how are your wife and

473
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 16: kids doing?

474
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:07,120
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you were shopping for his kids.

475
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 16: Yeah, not enough you, And so my Day looks at

476
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 16: him and is like, oh, they're great. I'm just actually

477
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 16: out shopping with the nanny right now.

478
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 1: Oh the story, Oh ow, nannies are usually hot, so

479
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: at least maybe you could take that as a let's

480
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: keep it going. We're back to you, Nicole.

481
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 10: I met a guy who's hinder profile was all pictures

482
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,959
Speaker 10: of his local pro hockey team.

483
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 6: Okay, like he played hockey.

484
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 10: Right, Yeah, So he offered me and a friend ticket

485
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 10: to a game and was like, oh, you'll know which

486
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 10: one I.

487
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: Want that I'm the one that's scoring all the goals,

488
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: being the hero.

489
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 6: I assume at this point you'd already Google searched him.

490
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 6: He was right.

491
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 10: I mean, maybe not well enough because the entire first

492
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 10: period I couldn't see him. But during the break, the

493
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 10: zamboni driver starts like yelling my name, like.

494
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 16: Hey, who over here to ball?

495
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,239
Speaker 1: We're onto the third and final round. Let's keep that

496
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: sad holiday dating feeling going with Michelle.

497
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 16: So the guy that I was sposed going to date

498
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 16: asked if I wanted to like go on a sleigh ride,

499
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 16: and I was like yeah, And I was excited because

500
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 16: I've never like done that before. So we met at

501
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,360
Speaker 16: a public park and then when I met up with him,

502
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 16: he was holding like a children's size slud, like a

503
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 16: little two seater.

504
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: That's quite a sleigh ride.

505
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 16: And then he like whistles and like four neighborhood boys

506
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 16: come out and they try and pull us around on

507
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 16: this little flud. It lasted like two minutes before these

508
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,199
Speaker 16: kids got tired and gave up.

509
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we got time for one story.

510
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 10: A guy sent me his house address so that we

511
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 10: could meet there and drive together for our date. But

512
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:24,360
Speaker 10: his dad answered the door and there's like Christmas music

513
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 10: playing in the background, and I look behind him and

514
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 10: there's like a whole party going on.

515
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 1: Oh and you didn't know that was happening.

516
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 10: No, no mention of that, And they like cheer for me.

517
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 16: They're like, oh my god, he.

518
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 6: Was a family party that you walked in on.

519
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 10: Yes, it is a family party.

520
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 1: Oh.

521
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 10: My date comes up to me and he like whispers

522
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 10: in my ear, don't leave. I'm gonna propose to you

523
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 10: after the appetizers are finished.

524
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you left?

525
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I snuck out the back immediately.

526
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: A gage. That final means the match is over. Wow.

527
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: Holiday Edition. About the tender dates. Let's go to the scorecards.

528
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 10: Alexis, I'm going for Nicole with the Zamboni driver.

529
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: I think she pussed out, all right, Jose.

530
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 2: I have to go the last one, the engagement, So

531
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 2: I'm going with nor.

532
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: Norle to graduation. One of the saddest dating lives we've

533
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: ever heard, at least around the holidays, So good for you.

534
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: Remember you can always text into seven eighty five nine

535
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 1: two if you have a horrible dating story, you could

536
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: be on the next edition a bottle of the tender dates.

537
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up.

538
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,719
Speaker 8: Next, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

539
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: Today, we're talking to a guy who's majorly stressed out

540
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: because he gave his bank information to a scammer. Brook's

541
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: husband this time. But they tried to wire money out

542
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: of his account and the bank was able to stop

543
00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 1: most of it. Still, he lost two grands point. It's

544
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 1: up to the bank on whether they refund him the

545
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars or just say sorry, you're out of luck. Well,

546
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: this very important decision comes down to one person. Oh no,

547
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: the branch manager and our own math wizard, jose Belagna.

548
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: Hopefully he can stay focused and listen to this man's

549
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: story without getting distracted by anything bright and colorful around him.

550
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: We'll see how in your phone tap right now. Another

551
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: on the twenties.

552
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 2: Hello, good morning, this is Tom Morrow from a bank.

553
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a mister Charles.

554
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 15: This is him.

555
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 2: I'm calling about some fraudulent charges that were reported on

556
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 2: your account.

557
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 14: Yes, thank you.

558
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I see you've.

559
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 2: Been talking with a few people and there was a

560
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 2: disagreement about who's responsible.

561
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 14: Well, yes and no, there's not really a disagreement. I

562
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 14: know who's responsible.

563
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: It's you, guys, sir. I understand you're frustrated. Okay.

564
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 2: I'm the supervising branch manager, so I make the final decisions,

565
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: and I would I would love to hear your side.

566
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 2: That's why I'm calling.

567
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 14: Okay, finally I'm speaking to somebody who actually make a

568
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 14: freaking decision.

569
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: So correct.

570
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take some notes.

571
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 14: I got a phone call from someone saying it was

572
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 14: bank and saying that there were some things going on

573
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 14: they needed to validate a out number.

574
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, can you hold on one second?

575
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 18: What hey, excuse me over here?

576
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 14: What is going on?

577
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: He's coming?

578
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 4: Yaya?

579
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 19: Are you seriously stopping for I want a fuggy pop?

580
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: I want one?

581
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 19: You a child?

582
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 7: No?

583
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 8: Where are you going?

584
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 14: Are you even at the bank?

585
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 10: You're hitting you ice clean?

586
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

587
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm just working from home today, so I'm

588
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 2: on my porch taking calls, and you know, the ice

589
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: cream guy came by and.

590
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 14: Are you kidding me?

591
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 2: Right now? I I apologize. I'm now. I'm one hundred

592
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: percent though, So you go ahead and I will listen.

593
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 14: It doesn't sound like you want to listen to me

594
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 14: and my important complaints because you're sitting there trying to

595
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 14: get ice cream.

596
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: Right.

597
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm listening.

598
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: Listen.

599
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 14: I can hear the music.

600
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I'm going up with the phone down for

601
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 2: like a half a second. Okay, just in case he

602
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 2: sees me. Hold on one second.

603
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 18: No, no, hey, ice cream guy, do you have any

604
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 18: strawberry shortcakes?

605
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: Hey?

606
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 16: Hey, straw.

607
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 19: Please slipping Jon taking two thousand dollars away from me,

608
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 19: and you're trying to get some freaking strawberry ice.

609
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 8: Cream right out?

610
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 2: Sorry, for some reason, I just have ice cream on

611
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: the brain right now.

612
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 19: It's just it's because you're out on the porch.

613
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 14: Go inside, shut the door, close the windows, and you

614
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 14: won't hear it anymore.

615
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: Well, it's a very warm day, so I was hoping

616
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 2: to get some you know, relaxing. I was to get

617
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 2: some ice cream. Actually, hey, oh my god, what is

618
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,719
Speaker 2: your problem?

619
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm standing on my porch waving with my shirt.

620
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 2: Off, and you're not stopping.

621
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 14: How do you run a bank.

622
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 3: Oh, don't leave.

623
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 19: Hey, Hey, hey, I was talking to you.

624
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm back, I'm back. Sorry. You were saying you're

625
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 2: having an issue with with money or something.

626
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 19: You don't even remember what the hell we were talking about.

627
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 2: I remember something about strawberry shortcake ice cream.

628
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 14: Listen, I'm in.

629
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: Is that what the.

630
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Scammers bought with the money that was stolen?

631
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 9: You know what you need to do?

632
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 19: Transfer me, Please, transfer me to somebody inside their own house,

633
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 19: not craving ice cream.

634
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,959
Speaker 18: Hello, Budgie Bo, Budgie Buddy, I'm gonna catch you now.

635
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 18: You come back here, don't you speed up.

636
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 14: It's a freaking circus. I'm done. I'm done.

637
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, I can't rEFInd your money. I don't

638
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 2: work for the bank.

639
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: I work for a radio station. Why this is all

640
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: prank call from your business partner, Jason?

641
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 14: Oh have to do with this?

642
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh, he's the one who set you up for this

643
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: prank phone call? Man, Jason, you just got phone tap man.

644
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: You're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

645
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 19: Jason, if you're listening to this right now, I am

646
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 19: going to drive an ice cream truck and park it

647
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 19: in front of your house and twenty four sec Oh.

648
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: Don't get mad at Jason. Man.

649
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 2: He was just trying to make you laugh. He told us,

650
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: you've been super stressed out about these fraud charges. Man,

651
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 2: he just wants you to laugh.

652
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: He said, you're really upset.

653
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 14: I was wondering why Bank Energy was acting like a

654
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 14: six year old.

655
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 2: I wish I was acting like a six year old.

656
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 2: They got the ice cream and I did it.

657
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 14: That's why you got a trip them.

658
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 8: Wake up every morning with phone taps, weekday mornings on

659
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 8: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

660
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: Three things you'll find in today's second date update judges,

661
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: jury's and a whole lot of witness tampering going on

662
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: by me.

663
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: What I didn't even get it.

664
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what that means. I could really

665
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: use a good tampering right about now. Yay, okay, I

666
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: don't know. But once the dust settles and the gavel

667
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: has banged out its final bang, we're gonna find out

668
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: if we can get one young man who's obsessed with

669
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: true crime another romantic hangout.

670
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we just need to get you some action. Yes,

671
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 3: it's a lot going on for you.

672
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: Get your gavels ready for banging. With your second date

673
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: update next second date of day. A truly romantic person

674
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: can make a date night out of literally any situation,

675
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: and that's why for their third wedding anniversary Broken, her

676
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,719
Speaker 1: husband emptied the septic tank together at her parents' log cabin,

677
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: which set the mood us right.

678
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 2: I hope you didn't go rolling around in the mud.

679
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 3: If you know what, I get your waiters on. Honey,

680
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 3: it looks like there's a clock.

681
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: And that's how her son Alder came to be.

682
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 2: No, don't ever tell him.

683
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 5: The tree roots that were causing the problems.

684
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: We were listeners. Jeremy says he came up with a

685
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: pretty unique date idea that he doesn't thing has ever

686
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 1: been done before. And I'm wondering, Jeremy, was raw sewage

687
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: involved in your date night? Or are you not as

688
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: romantic as brook is?

689
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 15: Maybe not as romantic as all that.

690
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 5: Get there someday meet the one to aspire.

691
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: But tell us about the lady that you met. What's

692
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: her name?

693
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 15: Sure, her name's Tessa. We met through a dating appay,

694
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 15: like a lot of people my age do.

695
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 5: Now, how long did you guys like text or d

696
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 5: M before you met up?

697
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 15: We were talking for about like three to four weeks.

698
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 8: Long time.

699
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 15: Wow, I've been single for a little bit and we

700
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 15: really connected over true crime podcasts. I'm really into it.

701
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: Okay, so not so much like raw sewage as like

702
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: human blood and internal organs. See, it's still sexy in

703
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: a way.

704
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 7: I think it's gross.

705
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: Okay, So you both bonded over true crime? Okay, how

706
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: do you.

707
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 6: Make a date out of that?

708
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 11: Though?

709
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 5: Are you going to listen to a podcast together?

710
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 15: Actually that's where this is going. So, you know, since

711
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 15: we're both into true crime, I have this idea of, like,

712
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 15: why don't we just go to the courthouse, you know,

713
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 15: and like just sit in on like actual trial.

714
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you know, real trials are real boring.

715
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: Alexis just first thought. Guy wants to take you to

716
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: a courthouse sexy or no.

717
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 5: Not sexy if the guy's a lawyer.

718
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 2: I was going to say, Rich, wait, what's the case?

719
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 8: Like?

720
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 6: Am I into it? Like the drama?

721
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 5: You know?

722
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: The person on trial? I mean, what was it?

723
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 7: Like?

724
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 14: Well?

725
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 15: It was actually really boring?

726
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, how long did you guys stay?

727
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 15: We sat in on one trial and it wasn't like

728
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 15: obviously like a murder case or something really huge. It

729
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 15: was just domestic assault kind of thing, and that was boring.

730
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 3: No, it's depressing.

731
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, like you're on a first date talking about relationships

732
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 7: and then you're seeing the worst of the worship.

733
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: On the bright side, it makes you look really really

734
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: good as an option romantically. It's like, at least it

735
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 1: couldn't be that bad.

736
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 2: At least I'm on this side of the jail center.

737
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 3: They stayed through the whole thing.

738
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 15: We like hopped around, you know, we actually sat in

739
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 15: another one and again it was just like a traffic violation,

740
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 15: so nothing exciting going on there.

741
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like three hours, Like, yeah he was jaywalking.

742
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is hot.

743
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 15: We went to the cafeteria in the courthouse and we

744
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 15: just had some lunch.

745
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 2: I've actually heard doing the segment what You're in the

746
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: Courthouse that the that the caveatiers are pretty fire. Like

747
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 2: they have nachos and pizza slices and stuff.

748
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty fire for like stadium fear sountains.

749
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 2: Again, like people can make a romantic date of anything.

750
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 3: You're on a date.

751
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 15: What was her reaction, Well, she seemed to be like

752
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 15: kind of bummed out and everything, like she was on

753
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 15: her phone quite a bit. I guess you didn't find

754
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 15: it as interesting as well. You know, it's like, not

755
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 15: my fault. I wilsh Courthouse has had more stuff going on.

756
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 15: I can't control that, you know, So you needed.

757
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 7: To be more like murder entertainment like they do on

758
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 7: podcasts and TV.

759
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. The irony is like you like

760
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 2: true crime podcasts, but you don't like true crime like

761
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: in real life.

762
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: Well, I hope you went on Yelp and left a

763
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: bad review for where's the romantic atmosphere in here?

764
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 6: Were you guys able to get back on track?

765
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 8: Ever?

766
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 15: Not really? I mean I suggested, like, hey, do you

767
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,280
Speaker 15: want to go like see him move or something? Instead,

768
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 15: it was still early afternoon, so we had the whole day,

769
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 15: and she's like, oh, I got the single on later

770
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 15: day with my friends, so I'm not available.

771
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: I mean after a few hours you kind of that's

772
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 2: your window.

773
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 5: Well interesting you suggested another activity where you just sit.

774
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 15: And not talk again. I'm now just seeing that.

775
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, clearly a few regrets. Looking back on your date,

776
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: I mean, how did it end?

777
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 15: I just kind of petered out, you know, just said

778
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 15: all right, well, I'll catch you later. Just like I

779
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 15: kiss on the cheek and I haven't really gotten I mean,

780
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 15: she's kind of responded my text, but very short answers,

781
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 15: not really engaging, you know, kind of putting off another date.

782
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 15: So I just I need to kind of win her back.

783
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 15: Do you guys have any ideas, like date night ideas

784
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 15: or something.

785
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 5: I was going to ask you what you do differently

786
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 5: if you got another chance.

787
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 15: I don't think we'd obviously go to the courthouse again

788
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 15: unless there's something really juicy.

789
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: No, there's no thank you.

790
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,959
Speaker 15: You know what if it been like one of those

791
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 15: Netflix true crime stories that we happen to be like

792
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 15: a part of that history, that would have been a

793
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 15: game changer.

794
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that happens at the local court.

795
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: But at least now we have something to work with.

796
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna google some of the biggest crimes that have

797
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 1: happened locally in our area, and maybe we can send

798
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: you to one of those court cases. When we get

799
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: her on the phone, let's just.

800
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 5: Go with drinks. Maybe you guys should just go get drinks.

801
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: We'll start with drinks, then we'll build up to the

802
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: really romantic stuff and we'll do your second date update right.

803
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 15: After this cool.

804
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: Hold on, Wow, what a great idea for a first date.

805
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: If you're into true crime, just head right to the

806
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 1: source and bring your special lady down to the courthouse

807
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: so the two of you can laugh and make fun

808
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: of the criminals being prosecuted for low level misdemeanors and

809
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: then share a hot kiss during the sentences.

810
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 3: Is that pro a basic?

811
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: And they didn't get to the sentencing party.

812
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 5: Before, That's why they didn't kiss.

813
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, where's that suggestion in Cosmo Magazine's Hot

814
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: Date Night Tips.

815
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 6: It's probably there, to be.

816
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: Honest, probably because that's really where Jeremy took Tessa the

817
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: other day for their first meetup, because the two of

818
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,720
Speaker 1: them bonded over true crime documentaries while they were talking

819
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: online and thought it might be fun to show up

820
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,479
Speaker 1: to a real one. They quickly realized court isn't quite

821
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: as exciting as it seems on the Netflix shows and

822
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: Judge Judy, so the romance never really materialize. Yeah, and

823
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: he's just really hoping for a redo.

824
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 15: Not right, Jeremy, Yeah, that's exactly right. I'm hoping for it.

825
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 7: I don't think you should beat yourself up over this, though,

826
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 7: because it was I mean, Tessa was into it too,

827
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 7: like it was your decision together.

828
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 5: It sounds like to go to it. So maybe she's having.

829
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 7: The same regret right now, like, ah, if we would

830
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 7: have done something different, it would have worked out. We

831
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 7: did it, I know, because because they had bad vibes,

832
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 7: you know, like the vibes could never get on, so

833
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 7: you don't want to call people back after that.

834
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: Maybe a little nudge.

835
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: From us, or possibly she fell in love with the defendant,

836
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: those bad boys. They always.

837
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: Three years for him to get out.

838
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 6: The bailiffs.

839
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: Make good money.

840
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 15: That better than not. It happened that bailiff was at

841
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 15: least sixty so.

842
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: Doesn't stop Alexis. But we'll see what Tessa has to say.

843
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm in a call her number right now, right.

844
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 15: All right? Cool?

845
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: Hopefully she answers. Let's see, hopefully she's not missing.

846
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 16: Hello.

847
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: Hey is this Tessa? Yes, Hey, Tessa, what's up? My

848
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: name is jeff from a radio show called Brook and

849
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning and a podcast.

850
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 5: She's really familiar with podcasts. Podcast you want to bring

851
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 5: that up?

852
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 7: What show are you calling from?

853
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

854
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 17: I don't I don't know what that is.

855
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 2: We're on radio, we're on podcasts or on YouTube, We're

856
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 2: all over the place.

857
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,240
Speaker 5: You should listen.

858
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 17: Radio still exists.

859
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you know what hurts? That hurt? Tessa? That

860
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 3: was like right in my heart. Okay, that was not

861
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,479
Speaker 3: called for, and yes it does.

862
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: That was a first degree stabbing, wow, right in public.

863
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 2: But that's also why we have a podcast.

864
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: We're going to forgive you though, if you can give

865
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: us some answers that we've been looking for to help

866
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: out our listener named Jeremy.

867
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 17: Wait, Jeremy the guy I went on a day with.

868
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: That's right, Ye, you do remember.

869
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 17: Why did he call you?

870
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: Well, because he had a well, I can't even say

871
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: he had a great time. He told us that you

872
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: two met up the other day at a courthouse for

873
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: a date, and even he admits that maybe it wasn't

874
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 1: the best date idea.

875
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,919
Speaker 7: You thought it was a good idea going in as well,

876
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 7: right to do the courthouse thing since you both like

877
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 7: true crime, He said.

878
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 17: Well, okay, so just for doing this. I definitely was

879
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 17: open to the idea because we certainly have the podcast

880
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 17: thing in common. But yeah, I mean it was pretty

881
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 17: snoozefest I'll admit.

882
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: He feels really bad that he went through with that

883
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: and wants to switch things up for another meet up,

884
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: something more exciting. Uh some hesitation, though.

885
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 17: From you it sounds sick. Didn't give you all the details.

886
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 5: I mean, he said, you guys went and ate in

887
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 5: the cafeteria. Was that lame because that sounds kind of lame.

888
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 17: I mean, I was like, probably the least concerning part

889
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 17: of the day, lunch was fine.

890
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 3: Oh there was a concerning part.

891
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, what was that?

892
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 17: I don't know if I was going to get him

893
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 17: in trouble. But the minute we got there, he was

894
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 17: like immediately like, oh, let's go to the third floor.

895
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 17: And I was like, oh, have you.

896
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: Been here before?

897
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 17: Do you like do this often?

898
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 3: Okay?

899
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 17: And he's like, I've been here before. I was involved

900
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 17: in a Ponzi scheme when I was younger, so I

901
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 17: had a trial up on the third floor. I know

902
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 17: that they do some good trials up there.

903
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 2: Scammer.

904
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: We didn't get that detail when we talked to him.

905
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 6: Wow, and it's honest, but he so casually dropped.

906
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 5: It like it didn't mean anything to him.

907
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean I guess like he kind of explained

908
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 17: that like he got accused that he wasn't convicted of anything.

909
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 3: Okay.

910
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 17: He just was like, yeah, I know my way around

911
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 17: since I've been here before.

912
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 5: Okay, so he was innocent. So is it just that

913
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 5: history that turned you off?

914
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 17: Okay, you want to talk about history? So the first

915
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 17: trial was boring, so we left and he was like,

916
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 17: let's go down the hallway to this other room. He's like,

917
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 17: I know this one. I had to go to this trial.

918
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 6: For a different reason.

919
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: He's had to go to court multiple times.

920
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 17: God, because he was caught passing bad checks and it's

921
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 17: all for.

922
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 3: Like, boy doesn't have a lot of money.

923
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: So is that something that turns you on or turns

924
00:44:55,320 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: you off? Because now I'm kind of getting interested.

925
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 17: Oh because I was like, oh, so you've been to

926
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 17: court twice and he's like, oh yeah, in my twenties,

927
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 17: I like found myself on the court system quite a bit.

928
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 17: He's like, I even got wrongly accused of simple assault

929
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 17: in a park fight.

930
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 6: What what?

931
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 7: It's never good when the person's always wrongly accused, Like

932
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 7: if it's like you're.

933
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 3: Multiple over and over again.

934
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 5: At some point the accusations were probably.

935
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's just in the wrong place at

936
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: the wrong time, all the time, every place.

937
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 17: I'm like, maybe there should be a podcast about him, like.

938
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: We're doing it right now. Oh no, I gotta tell

939
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: you Jeremy's been there.

940
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 15: Hey, Tessa, there he is.

941
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 7: Man.

942
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 3: That sounds like a hardened criminal.

943
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 15: I'm not breaking the law right now, I promise you that.

944
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,240
Speaker 15: And as I said before, I had a pretty wild

945
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 15: time in my teens in my twenties, but that's all

946
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 15: in the past and change.

947
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 13: Man.

948
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, I am a James man, and I mean I

949
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 15: was honest with you, and I let that part of

950
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 15: my life available to you, and I thought you might

951
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 15: connect and be sympathetic because you're into true crime.

952
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 17: But I don't know. That's a lot. That's a lot

953
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 17: like how did you get reformed? Did you get some

954
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 17: sort of help or therapy or something, because that seems extreme.

955
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 16: To go through.

956
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 17: I don't quite believe that you're fully changed. I mean,

957
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 17: do people ever really change?

958
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 3: Whoa do?

959
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 15: Wow, that's a very cynical view of things, and it

960
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 15: seems very judgmental of you right now.

961
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 17: Actually, I've never been arrested for anything, so I can't imagine.

962
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, that's a good point.

963
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 2: Some people completely change around.

964
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 12: Jef.

965
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 5: I did a guy that was a convicted grand theft auto.

966
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 3: He had that, and that was It's.

967
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: Not something that most people around bragging about.

968
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 5: I just say it didn't divine who he was.

969
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 7: He made a bad choice when he was young, like

970
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 7: that happens.

971
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 5: He had a pretty good explanation for everything.

972
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 1: Are you still with him?

973
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 3: No?

974
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: Weird? Why not want to date the grand theft auto guy?

975
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 3: I mean there are some other Maybe you.

976
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: Should practice what you preach, Brooke.

977
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 5: I didn't break up with him because of his felony.

978
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: Overall, Tessa, it sounds to me like Jeremy is being

979
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: upfront with you at least about his past. He's not

980
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: trying to hide it from you. He's putting it all

981
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: out there.

982
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 15: I'm literally broadcasting it on the radio now apparently.

983
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, and listen, anyone on the run would not go

984
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 7: to the courthouse, Okay, if.

985
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 5: He was wanted for something, that's not what he would do.

986
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 17: Sure, Yeah, But how do I know that? I don't

987
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 17: know that for sure. Like maybe he's like going to

988
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 17: these courtrooms to like learn about how he can be

989
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 17: better at crime. I don't know.

990
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 15: How you approach every man is there's a potential that

991
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 15: things can go bad.

992
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 17: Therefore, on the American every man has been a Ponzi scheme.

993
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 3: And try things work.

994
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: In his defense, he was absolved of every crime he

995
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: got accused of so until proven guilty, and I would

996
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: like to give him the chance to prove just how

997
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: boring he really is by sending you on another date

998
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: with him, and we would pay for it.

999
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 15: You know what, I'm want to jump in here. I'm

1000
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 15: going to go ahead and pass myself.

1001
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: Oh he's very bad boy, jumping into saying I don't

1002
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: play by the rules of the radio anymore. I want

1003
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: to do it my way.

1004
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 17: Thank you for declining me, because I was about to.

1005
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 17: I didn't want to have to hurt your feelings, but you

1006
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 17: just showed your Wow.

1007
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: Look at that. A guy commits a few, several dozen

1008
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: crimes in his life and suddenly he's labeled a bad guy. Wow,

1009
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: I guess dismiss We need a gavel. I don't have

1010
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: a gavel. I have a tape dispenser in here. So

1011
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: there you go, court dismissed. That just broke the tape dispenser.

1012
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: Look what you did, Jeremy. You broke my tape to.

1013
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 2: Put his wonted poster on our walls.

1014
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: To the tame rook Jeffrey in the morning. You know,

1015
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,439
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about what would have made that

1016
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: courtroom date even worse than it already was. Is there

1017
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: anything worse than admitting to all the times you've ever

1018
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: had to make an appearance in the courtroom before that moment?

1019
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, if you're at the place where it happened,

1020
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 5: how could it not be top of mind?

1021
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 2: For Yeah, I've been here many times.

1022
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: This brings back so many happy memories for me.

1023
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 5: Actually, use the bathroom on the second floor much nicer.

1024
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: And maybe if the guy at the metal detector was like,

1025
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: oh hey, Bob, good to see you again. You forgot

1026
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: these and handsy, some like iron knuckles, then it could

1027
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: have been worse.

1028
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 5: Iron knuckles.

1029
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 3: I think that's what he means.

1030
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: Ard Streets Brass doesn't do the trick on this body.

1031
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: But I mean, other than that, I think it's safe

1032
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: to say room first date, cross that one off of

1033
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: your date list.

1034
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 2: Ideas, Yeah, if anyone else is thinking about it, there.

1035
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's one guy that's like, dang it.

1036
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: But you know what, whatever your first date is, whether

1037
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: it was romantic or just super boring. We want to

1038
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: help you out. You can always email the show. We'll

1039
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: call that person who is in calling you back. And

1040
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: check out all of our second day podcasts up online

1041
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: at Brooknjeffrey dot.

1042
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 8: Com Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1043
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: Grocery stores, barber shops, unisex, highway rest stops.

1044
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 2: WHOA what are they all have in common?

1045
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: Christmas music? I have to whistle it at some of those. Okay,

1046
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: holiday music is everywhere right now, But do you know

1047
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: the exact titles of your favorite holiday songs? You might

1048
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: think you do, and maybe you're going to be better

1049
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: than our host at identifying them when we play a

1050
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: brand new special Christmas edition of Riffing Around, test your

1051
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: Christmas music knowledge coming up. You think you love the holidays, Well,

1052
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: now's your chance to prove it with a brand new

1053
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: Christmas edition of r Around.

1054
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 20: Are you for some Riffing Around where I played the

1055
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 20: instrumental the famous holiday song that you've probably heard played

1056
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 20: nine hundred thousand times at your local shopping center and.

1057
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: You just have to tell me the name of it.

1058
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: In theory, this should probably be the easiest Riffin segment

1059
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 1: that we've ever done on the show, because these songs

1060
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: have basically seeped into your bones at this point, but.

1061
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,720
Speaker 2: It's always like a like a mental block.

1062
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: Yeah say the word.

1063
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 5: And it's like you only get the instrumental.

1064
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 12: If I had the lyrics where I was repeating the

1065
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 12: name of the song over and over again, I would

1066
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 12: obviously know and.

1067
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: We would never play that edition of the game.

1068
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 5: That's I would like, Jeffrey, We're.

1069
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: Gonna find out who is going to be declared the

1070
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 1: King or Queen of Christmas on this show and have

1071
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: the honor of wearing the magical Santa Hat of Happiness today.

1072
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: Couldn't trademark that, And there's something sticky inside of it too,

1073
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: so you enjoy it. Let's find out who is gonna win.

1074
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with Alexis name. This famous Christmas tune.

1075
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 3: Isn't it around the Christmas?

1076
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 8: Oh?

1077
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: That's an the Christmas Tree?

1078
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 3: That was easy.

1079
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 7: They lull us into a false sense of hope by

1080
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 7: giving as.

1081
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: Don't go squeeze on me this early. I will start

1082
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 1: deducting points before we even get to show some respect

1083
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: to the host. We're on the Jose, this magical Hat

1084
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 1: of Happiness isn't gonna wear itself. Okay, you gotta earn it.

1085
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 1: Christmas classic.

1086
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 2: You're a mean one, mister green Inch?

1087
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: Is that your real guess? Can you steal it?

1088
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 12: That's what I thought it was at first, too, because

1089
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 12: when you're too happy for a mean one, mister Grinch, Okay,

1090
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 12: just block him out, block him out.

1091
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: We need a guess.

1092
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 7: Five seconds walking in the winter water land, No, alexis

1093
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 7: getting my head.

1094
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 6: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

1095
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: Not Michael boul made it extra special. Alexis has jumped

1096
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:43,240
Speaker 1: out to to nothing nothing lead. If you were around

1097
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: when most of these were released, this should be easy

1098
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: to name this famous Christmas song.

1099
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 6: Chestnuts roasting on open fire?

1100
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: Right, That's actually not right. It's the Christmas song, but

1101
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: we'll give you credit for chestnuts roasting all an open fire. Experts,

1102
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: It's called the Christmas Song by Nat King Cole. But

1103
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: I'm being merciful.

1104
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 3: This Christmas, Thank you, thank you.

1105
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: We're on a round to the score. Surprisingly, Alexis is

1106
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: in the lead. Surprise, Brook has one. Jose still has

1107
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 1: zero elections. Okay, try and keep the magic of Christmas

1108
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: alive here by getting this song title right.

1109
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 8: Oh, I don't.

1110
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 3: Jingle rock.

1111
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: Coal and they're stalking for that guest. That is wrong, Jose,

1112
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: can you steal it?

1113
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:45,879
Speaker 7: Wrong? Okay, Holly Jolly Christmas, Jeff, Holy.

1114
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: Jolly Christmas, Burl Eyes.

1115
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,280
Speaker 2: So literally all Christmas songs use the same instruments words.

1116
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: I get it. Now we're back to you, Jose. Here

1117
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 1: you go, let's go. What Christmas song is this?

1118
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 3: Oh, the first noel?

1119
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: Of course, you need the first noel from the eighteen hundred.

1120
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 2: No, it's my second.

1121
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: All right, Jose's finally on the board. Brooke, this is

1122
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 1: your chance to jump into the lead. Okay, you could

1123
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: be the Christmas Queen if you get this one right.

1124
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 3: Oh, it's Charlie brown One.

1125
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: That's the movie that it's from. But what's the name

1126
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: of that song?

1127
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say, Christmas time is here?

1128
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 8: Yes, that.

1129
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: Is here, bro amazing jumped into the lead with three

1130
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: correct At the end of round two, Alexis, you're in

1131
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: second place with two Jose taking up the rear with one.

1132
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 2: Hey, taking up the rear is not a bad thing, Alexis.

1133
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: Here we go. What song is this?

1134
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 7: Oh?

1135
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,959
Speaker 4: Oh, what the name of it?

1136
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,280
Speaker 1: That's right? We need the correct title.

1137
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 7: Of these right.

1138
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1139
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: That you're looking like someone's gonna help together.

1140
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 3: Get you up.

1141
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 6: Let's get the lyrics.

1142
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just right together, just right? Yeah, yeah, you

1143
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: already hit the button slave Ridettes.

1144
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 6: I was testing you, Jeff.

1145
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, you tied it up. Now, congratulations, Jose, still

1146
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: pulling up the rear here. But you can get back

1147
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: into it if you get this Christmas song correct.

1148
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 2: City Side walks, Maybe I.

1149
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 6: Don't even trust your lyrics anymore.

1150
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 2: Sidewalks?

1151
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 1: There are you guessing? City side?

1152
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 2: I remember sidewalks?

1153
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 5: Holler?

1154
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: We need a guess here? Silver bell, Silver Bell, famously

1155
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: done by Dean Mark and well done, Jose. This is

1156
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: the tightest edition of Riffing Around we've ever gone. Alexis

1157
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,959
Speaker 1: and Scrooge mcbrook tight at three, Jose has two.

1158
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 7: I'm going for the Queen of Christmas to get rid

1159
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 7: of that Scrooge thing that you keep waving.

1160
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: This is your chance, okay, to become the Queen of Christmas. God.

1161
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,439
Speaker 5: Actually, my heart is really beating.

1162
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: Fast, isn't. You can get it right, You will win.

1163
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: Name this Christmas classic?

1164
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 18: What is this?

1165
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 3: Is it not? Jingle bolls?

1166
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 7: Oh?

1167
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: I got it? But you are Jewish like me. So

1168
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: you got an excuse not to know these Alexas.

1169
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 18: Stealing a willing Very Christmas, Jose.

1170
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: If you get this, it's for twenty times total.

1171
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 2: Guess isn't Grandma got rid over by Rainey.

1172
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: Went that Patsy, the Floozies of Jersey and the new

1173
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: King of the Holidays down the magically.

1174
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 3: Jolly Jose, You're right, kid, we have to live win

1175
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 3: every game.

1176
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm a special a right, Brooke, You're back to scooge

1177
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: make Brooke for taking away all your points down to

1178
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: zero again. Congratulations, Jose, I'm jeff Toasty chessnut de.

1179
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 8: Bo brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1180
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: Brook. You're going for five wins in a row today.

1181
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 19: Yeah.

1182
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be taking on the tie master Scott

1183
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: from Seattle, who has tied you every single time that

1184
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: he's played this game.

1185
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 3: I thought you just meant he could do a real

1186
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 3: good wins or not.

1187
00:58:55,080 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just enjoys tie food that much. Welcome, Scott,

1188
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1189
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 21: Actually, what I've done, I've picked my three favorite neck

1190
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 21: ties and I'm wearing them as a symbol of my

1191
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 21: desire to win today.

1192
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: And that's all I'm wearing for he's more tie than

1193
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: man today.

1194
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 3: That is a visual I got to tell you though.

1195
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 3: It strengthens me.

1196
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 21: Oh the problem is my middle school a requested bacon

1197
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 21: for breakfast and the pants heating up and it's starting

1198
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 21: to sizzle around.

1199
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: Did say he's only wearing the three ties?

1200
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 2: Bacon's not a good thing to cook.

1201
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: Dude, Here we go. We already send Brooke out of

1202
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: the studio, and you have thirty seconds answer as many

1203
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1204
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: say past. But you have to beat broke out right

1205
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 1: to win. Are you ready?

1206
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 21: Ready?

1207
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go. Your time starts now. Today's

1208
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: National ice Cream Day? Which founder is Older Ben or

1209
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: Jerry Ben? In politics, floatus stands for what.

1210
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 21: A first lady of the first lady of the United States?

1211
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: What's the plural form of the word fish?

1212
00:59:58,680 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 14: Fish?

1213
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 1: Labor Days always celebrated on the first Monday of which month?

1214
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 21: September?

1215
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: What NBA team plays their home game at Madison Square Garden? Uh? Nick,

1216
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: all right, I got that answer, and let's bring Brook

1217
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: back into the studio and Scott, do you have a

1218
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: favorite holiday tradition that you like to do every year?

1219
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 21: I absolutely do. It's pouring a nice tall cup of

1220
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 21: Bailey's over ice on Christmas morning.

1221
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 3: I heard a different word I.

1222
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 8: Every day.

1223
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 3: We thought you were referring to maybe a paid website.

1224
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: An adult website.

1225
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they do have a lot of Christmas spirit

1226
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 2: there too.

1227
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 7: Yes.

1228
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 6: And the lady's name Bailey.

1229
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, there you go.

1230
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 1: No, no, you said pouring a glass of very delicious Yes, okay,

1231
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 1: all right, let's move forward.

1232
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 3: I mean he's naked. I'm thinking of it. What is

1233
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 3: wrong with me today?

1234
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 19: I know.

1235
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: We're not really in the holiday spirit. We're in some

1236
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: sort of spirit. All right, Brook, it's your turn? You ready? Yeah,

1237
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: your time starts now. Today is National Ice Cream Day?

1238
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: Which founder is older banner Jerry Jerry. In politics, floatus

1239
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: stands for what first Lady of the United States? What's

1240
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: the plural form of the word fish?

1241
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 3: Fish?

1242
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: Labor Day is always celebrated on the first Monday of which.

1243
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 3: Month, September?

1244
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: What NBA team plays their home games at Madison Square Garden, Celtics.

1245
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: Which famous movie villain had a sidekicked named Mini me?

1246
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 6: Oh awesome powers?

1247
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna cut you off there. Time to

1248
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 1: go to the scoreboard. And see how you did with Jose.

1249
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: You gotta help me, help them, help you, help me,

1250
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: help you.

1251
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 13: Scott, you got for correct today many dude, and brook

1252
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:58,959
Speaker 13: yep you got also follow the time master strikes again.

1253
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 3: Time Do we have the same brain?

1254
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 5: Is that what it is?

1255
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 19: I guess?

1256
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 16: Yeah?

1257
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: All right, go into your closet and find a fourth

1258
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: tide to put around your neck. Buddy, Let's go over

1259
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: the answers here. Today's National ice Cream Day. Between Ben

1260
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 1: and Jerry. Jerry is the older founder four days older twins. Almost.

1261
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: In politics, floatus stands for a First Lady of the

1262
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 1: United States. The plural of fish is fish.

1263
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 2: I both got that I would have overthought it and passed.

1264
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: Labor Day is always celebrated on the first Monday of September.

1265
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: The New York Knicks play at Madison Square Garden, and

1266
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 1: the famous movie Villain with the Sidekick Minime that's Doctor

1267
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: Evil judges here. At one point in the third movie,

1268
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 1: Mini Me is Austin Power's sidekick.

1269
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 9: But Austin Powers was never a villain in that movie,

1270
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 9: so doctor is the correct answer, all right.

1271
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 1: So Scott oh Man tied again, unfortunately, so we can't

1272
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: give you any money. But we'll be back to play

1273
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1274
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.