Speaker 1: Looking jubels second date update date. You know, sometimes for
Speaker 1: the second date updates, people are trying to figure out
Speaker 1: if the person that they met is the love of
Speaker 1: their life. Yeah, or sometimes like Claire, who's on the
Speaker 1: phone to do a second date update today, sometimes they're
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out if the person they met
Speaker 1: is actually married and that's why they won't go out
Speaker 1: with them again. What's up, Claire? Sounds like you've got
Speaker 1: a bit of a problem. Yeah. Hi. Yeah. Whenever I
Speaker 1: like envisioned myself being on this segment, I always thought
Speaker 1: like it would be the person calling me like why
Speaker 1: am I not calling back? Specific place? Super awkward starting out.
Speaker 1: We always want to be the person on the other end,
Speaker 1: don't wait. Yeah, so things have changed and I read
Speaker 1: your email and it says you think the guy that
Speaker 1: you went out with might be married. I mean that's
Speaker 1: a theory that I have. I have no idea. It's
Speaker 1: just been like a chain of events that have been
Speaker 1: leading up to this. There's got to be like something
Speaker 1: else going on because it is just not adding up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you want like the background of it so everyone
Speaker 1: i'll know what happened? I know? Yeah, Yeah, tell us
Speaker 1: the story, how do you meet the guy? A few
Speaker 1: weeks back, me and my girlfriends were at a bar,
Speaker 1: was drinking and you know, and there was like a
Speaker 1: guy it's like, you know, chilling next to us. So
Speaker 1: we got it good. I thought you were going to
Speaker 1: say it was a guy and his wife, like very
Speaker 1: single seeming guys, and we just kind of hit it off,
Speaker 1: like I was a little chipsy, but not like super
Speaker 1: drunk or anything. And what did you like about him?
Speaker 1: Like in those first moments, to be honest, like at
Speaker 1: first glance and like this is who you think of.
Speaker 1: It is like the tall, dark and hands and he's
Speaker 1: got to have a girlfriend. But then we start talking
Speaker 1: and he's like doing impressions like real housewives stuff like
Speaker 1: this random I was like, this guy's so bizarre, but
Speaker 1: that's like what I liked about or he has multiple personalities.
Speaker 1: It sounds like exactly it could be one of the
Speaker 1: So what happened that night? I mean, you guys hung
Speaker 1: out at the bar for how long we've had a
Speaker 1: few hours. I mean at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: we did have a little moment. We had a kiss.
Speaker 1: Um just you know, Qui, you still sound kind of
Speaker 1: like you have butterflies over it. I know, I'm totally
Speaker 1: that girl right now, Like I hate this, but I
Speaker 1: don't know what else to do, Like none of my
Speaker 1: friends have any good advice. So, so was this before
Speaker 1: or after his wife came to pick him up. He
Speaker 1: loves with the guys like y up home. So basically
Speaker 1: I gave him my number and before I get like
Speaker 1: into bed, I get a text and it's him and
Speaker 1: he says something kind of clever and funny, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like going to bed thinking like how cute is he?
Speaker 1: And he already texted me totally great. Nice. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you think this guy's super into and you guys are
Speaker 1: going to hang out, I'm guessing. Yeah. So then he
Speaker 1: was like traveling out I tell him with like working stuff,
Speaker 1: like he was super busy, but we're texting a ton.
Speaker 1: You know. I would text him like a picture of
Speaker 1: my breakfast or something, you know, like stupid at stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so did I I was like, whoa, I got a
Speaker 1: lot more boring for me, like a picture of my breakfast.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh it wasn't that hot. Oh no, just
Speaker 1: but you know, we did get a little bit, you know,
Speaker 1: at night, he was like traveling. He'd be like, I'm lonely,
Speaker 1: and we kind of you know, I'm just gonna believe
Speaker 1: it at that Okay, wow, yeah, all right, So you
Speaker 1: guys had a text relationship and then when did he disappear?
Speaker 1: He didn't quit disappear, but I'm just like, why are
Speaker 1: you always busy? In one night, He's like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: towl let's meet up. So we thought it'd be like
Speaker 1: cute to meet up at the same bar that we
Speaker 1: had met at. So I'm like all excited and we
Speaker 1: get there and he just kind of acting a little off,
Speaker 1: like very I just thought like maybe he was jet light.
Speaker 1: He just was being very formal. I mean, maybe he
Speaker 1: was nervous though, because that's a lot leading up to
Speaker 1: this one moment where you finally see each other again exactly,
Speaker 1: and it's a little awkward. I mean, you know, no
Speaker 1: big red flag. I wasn't like concerned. I just thought
Speaker 1: it was a little weird. So we go in and
Speaker 1: there it's like this revolving door thing. He like leaves
Speaker 1: me and I go in first, and he goes in
Speaker 1: behind me, and the back of my jacket something happens
Speaker 1: where it's like stuck in this thing like gams up.
Speaker 1: So you got your clothes stuck in the revolving door. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's just like super awkward and I'm kind of
Speaker 1: laughing it off, but we have to have like the
Speaker 1: people from the restaurant like come out and they like
Speaker 1: did something where they had to like help it because
Speaker 1: he was kind of like caught in there too. How
Speaker 1: long were you guys trapped inside the revolving door? In
Speaker 1: my head, it was like an hour, but it was
Speaker 1: really only like five or six minutes. It wasn't that long. Okay,
Speaker 1: long enough to be an awkward start to your first
Speaker 1: date or great because they say when your life flashes
Speaker 1: before your eyes, it really brings people together. WHOA, I hope,
Speaker 1: but that's not really what happened. So basically, you know,
Speaker 1: we get all unstuffed and I'm just like, okay, we're
Speaker 1: just gonna have a drink and like get the stack
Speaker 1: on track. I'm like, I'm done with my glass of line.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, you know, get ready to order one more.
Speaker 1: And before I can even like say, like you know,
Speaker 1: another round, he's like cut please, like he kind of interjects.
Speaker 1: It was weird. So you guys had like a twenty
Speaker 1: minute date, basically twenty five of your counting with the
Speaker 1: door debacle, Like, yeah, I think we should count that
Speaker 1: in just to make it a little longer. No, I
Speaker 1: asked him, I was, it's a O created. He's just
Speaker 1: like if nothing's wrong, he's just like I'm exhausted, Like
Speaker 1: work is actually like really insane. We go our separate
Speaker 1: ways and yeah, like it was just not like the
Speaker 1: date that I that I had like built up in
Speaker 1: my head. So how many times have you guys talk
Speaker 1: since then? Since then, it's been like eight or nine
Speaker 1: days and he has been like so so busy and
Speaker 1: in that time, like I have not heard back. That
Speaker 1: totally sucks because I bet you were like on board,
Speaker 1: Like finally I met a guy that I'm super interested
Speaker 1: in and yes, and it's like they either have the
Speaker 1: looks of the personality. I'm like, this is, you know,
Speaker 1: full package, and I can totally I'm on the same
Speaker 1: level of Like it just felt so easy and then
Speaker 1: it felt so forced and like there's something there's something
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing or I'm missing or I don't know,
Speaker 1: like if he married, if you have a girlfriend, Like
Speaker 1: he's just like two different people. From the first time
Speaker 1: I met him, and I'm just like turning into like
Speaker 1: that girl that is like obsessing. Okay, well we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, and then call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update and hopefully get an answer. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you guys, welcome, hang on, fucking Jebels
Speaker 1: second date update date. You know what they say, when
Speaker 1: one door closes, another one opens in its place. That's motivational, unless,
Speaker 1: of course, it's a revolving door and you get stuck
Speaker 1: in it, because that means you won't get a call
Speaker 1: back for a date. And that's what happened to Claire,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone today to do a second date update.
Speaker 1: She wants to call a dude named Jordan. They met
Speaker 1: at a bar and then texted for a while back
Speaker 1: and forth. He was on the road busy with work,
Speaker 1: I guess, and then he finally got back to town
Speaker 1: and they arranged to go on a date. But now
Speaker 1: he's not calling her back, and she thinks that the
Speaker 1: reason could be one of two things. Either he's married
Speaker 1: or because she got stuck in a revolving door at
Speaker 1: the restaurant and the staff had to come help him
Speaker 1: get out of it. So we'll find out which one
Speaker 1: it is in just a second. Claire, we're about to
Speaker 1: call him. Do you have any final thoughts before we
Speaker 1: do that? Don't even ask me because I'm like already
Speaker 1: like nervous. So I just wanted to do it, think
Speaker 1: about it. But if he's married, I mean, that's something
Speaker 1: that's not you, so at least you won't feel so
Speaker 1: bad about that, unless, of course, he got married after
Speaker 1: your date. He's like, I went on a date with
Speaker 1: her and then I realized I couldn't be single again,
Speaker 1: so I got married to the first person I could find.
Speaker 1: Minutes you, Oh, thank you for putting that in my head.
Speaker 1: That's always spending things positively. All right, I'm gonna die
Speaker 1: this phone of it right now? Here we go? Oh well, hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Jordan please? Oh yeah, this is Jordan.
Speaker 1: Hey Jordan, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. Um, sorry, I'm not familiar
Speaker 1: with what company is Brooke Brook and Jewel. Yeah, Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Actually,
Speaker 1: why would a radio show be calling me? I'm confused. Well,
Speaker 1: because we actually got an email about you from one
Speaker 1: of our listeners. I don't think I really know any
Speaker 1: of your listeners, don't. I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 1: Well that's a very good point. Yeah, it is a
Speaker 1: great point. But you do actually know one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: and you went on a date with her. Actually really,
Speaker 1: her name is Claire. Yeah, I wanted a date with Claire. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: Claire told us a little bit about how you guys
Speaker 1: met and how you texted back and forth for a
Speaker 1: while and then you finally met up, and then you
Speaker 1: kind of cut the date short and haven't texted her
Speaker 1: ever since. So this is a segment I'm gonna talk
Speaker 1: about kind of what happens. We'd like you too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Claire would also like you too. And people do this,
Speaker 1: like they talked about the date what went wrong to you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sometimes not all the time, I guess, But Claire really
Speaker 1: liked you a lot, so she's wondering too. She's like
Speaker 1: totally clueless. And it sounds like your date was pretty lame.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't even the date that. There's so
Speaker 1: much more too it, guys, I don't even know where
Speaker 1: to start. Really, can you tell us anything? I mean,
Speaker 1: I can say that like it was my fault, like
Speaker 1: she shouldn't feel bad about anything because it's you're married,
Speaker 1: just like she thought, aren't you She thought I was married. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she says, that's the only thing she could think of,
Speaker 1: because you guys texted back and forth a lot. You
Speaker 1: said you were constantly busy, and then you met up
Speaker 1: with her real quick, and the only thing she can
Speaker 1: think is that you have some sort of secret going on,
Speaker 1: like girlfriend or a wife or something that she doesn't
Speaker 1: know about. She thinks I'm that horrible of a person. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't know how horrible you are. She just wants
Speaker 1: to find out how horrible. I'm not horrible. I just
Speaker 1: feel bad, guys, Like, I feel really bad about this.
Speaker 1: So you did do something bad? No, I didn't do
Speaker 1: anything bad. I mean, like, okay, So I don't know
Speaker 1: if she said we met out one night. She was
Speaker 1: with a bunch of girlfriends and I was with a
Speaker 1: bunch of guy friends. And there was this girl there,
Speaker 1: this blonde girl that was beautiful that I was really
Speaker 1: into and I was really excited, Like I really was
Speaker 1: excited about this girl. Okay, So that happened. We had fun, whatever,
Speaker 1: We've changed numbers, okay, and so when the date happened,
Speaker 1: I was super nervous, like I pulling out that girl finally.
Speaker 1: And I got in the restaurant and then there was
Speaker 1: a stranger there. She approached me and hugged me right away,
Speaker 1: right away. She knew my name, and I was like
Speaker 1: super sized out, like I didn't know who she was,
Speaker 1: why she was hugging me, and she you know, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, it was it's so good
Speaker 1: to find we see you again. And I was like
Speaker 1: what what So so the girl that I was talking
Speaker 1: to that night that I was like interested in wasn't
Speaker 1: the person I thought it was? So wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait are they two different people or are did you
Speaker 1: just not remember what Claire looked like for some reason?
Speaker 1: So Claire in my head was that blonde girl that
Speaker 1: I talked about. It was Claire, the girl that I
Speaker 1: met at the restaurant. For lack of better words, like,
Speaker 1: the person I've been texting wasn't the person I thought
Speaker 1: it was. What do you so you thought Claire was
Speaker 1: this other girl until you showed up to meet her
Speaker 1: for your date. Yes, but wait, but you kissed Claire
Speaker 1: the night that you met her. To be honest, I
Speaker 1: don't remember that, but you know, I mean we were okay,
Speaker 1: so you were obviously pretty drunk when you met Claire.
Speaker 1: I didn't meet Claire though, I mean, or I guess
Speaker 1: I did meet Claire, but I didn't. You made out
Speaker 1: with Claire. Yeah, oh my god. I mean that's like
Speaker 1: I guess I did kiss someone I kind of remember,
Speaker 1: but in my head it was that blonde girl I
Speaker 1: talked about. It was Claire, the girl that I met
Speaker 1: at the restaurant. It was not even close to her.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't her. Oh my god. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand that there's could be some shock it expected
Speaker 1: one person in getting a different person, but you guys
Speaker 1: still had like a two week conversation where you really
Speaker 1: connected with Claire. I mean, I don't know. It was
Speaker 1: like I thought it was this other girl. I mean,
Speaker 1: this other girl was beautiful, Um, this blond girl. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying that Claire is not beautiful.
Speaker 1: She is. It It's just like I was like I
Speaker 1: got catfished or something like in my head, it was
Speaker 1: this one girl, and then when I meet Claire, it
Speaker 1: was like I couldn't even get past the fact that
Speaker 1: it wasn't this blonde girl that I it's just a
Speaker 1: meth guy. You basically catfished yourself. Yes, yeah, I absolutely
Speaker 1: do and I did that. I'm not a mean I'm
Speaker 1: not a mean spirited guy like you. Guys gotta get this. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm feel horrible about the Jordan. I hate to add
Speaker 1: another surprise to the whole thing, but Claire, the girl
Speaker 1: that you met, is actually on the phone listening and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Oh come on, Jordan, stop,
Speaker 1: Like this is so hard to me to stay quiet,
Speaker 1: Like what are you doing? Okay, j't employees, just tell
Speaker 1: him the truth because like, I know you're jokes. You
Speaker 1: know you're joking, and this is like embarrassing to meet
Speaker 1: if you feel like doing this, just like why do
Speaker 1: you think it was so awkward? Like why do you
Speaker 1: think I left after one drink? Because you weren't WHOITE
Speaker 1: thought you were. Oh my fault. I'm not me. They're
Speaker 1: taking this seriously. They're taking you seriously right now, you're
Speaker 1: wasting people. Yeah, you sounds serious to me. Claire. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, Claire, but I thought you were your friend,
Speaker 1: that the blonde girl. No, Rachel, you did barely talk
Speaker 1: to her. Stop this is I talked to her. I
Speaker 1: talked to her a lot. I don't remember talking to
Speaker 1: you that much. I mean, I don't know what it's awkward.
Speaker 1: I know this is horrible, but I don't remember talking
Speaker 1: to that much. I remember talking. This is not real.
Speaker 1: This is not real. No, this is fake. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? A being cerious? Held me right now? Like
Speaker 1: to be serious. I am being serious. I'm absolutely being serious.
Speaker 1: Do you swear we were all drinking? Of course, I
Speaker 1: swear I'm not bling. I'm not making up some excuse though,
Speaker 1: I like, you know, the blonde girl, like I thought
Speaker 1: you were the blond girl send you pictures? Wouldn't you
Speaker 1: just said like, oh, I'm the wrong person, Like you
Speaker 1: should have said something then, like hello, because the thing
Speaker 1: you didn't send pictures of your face? Why did you
Speaker 1: never send me a picture of your face? Fault? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you pictures of my stages because you
Speaker 1: never wanted pictures of my face and weren't ask for
Speaker 1: No guy ever really does Claire Claire? Can I just
Speaker 1: ask you? It sounds like he was wasted the night
Speaker 1: you guys met. Did you not realize he was that drunk? Well?
Speaker 1: I was a little jounk, but like Jordan, like, why
Speaker 1: didn't you when you saw me at the restaurant? Why
Speaker 1: didn't you say something? Because I felt horrible? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it was my fault. I screwed up, I dropped the ball.
Speaker 1: I thought you were somebody else. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: feel like, just can't so like you this whole time.
Speaker 1: You're thinking that I'm my friend Rachel. This entire time,
Speaker 1: it's Rachel, the blonde girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: love him. I would love if you were connect me
Speaker 1: with Rachel because I thought that's who you were the
Speaker 1: entire fau not right now, that's not even fun. It's
Speaker 1: not even fun. Well that leads me to this question, Jordan,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Claire? We will pay for it. I really feel
Speaker 1: like you should, Like, now that the shock has worn off,
Speaker 1: maybe you can just look at her as Claire and
Speaker 1: it could actually work out. And all those text conversations
Speaker 1: like that wasn't that was like me and that was
Speaker 1: you so clearly, like we were laughing and we were
Speaker 1: joking when you you you know, it didn't matter what
Speaker 1: I looked like. Yeah, I mean, I guess we could
Speaker 1: do a second date. I mean, I think I owe
Speaker 1: to you and I think we owe it to ourselves
Speaker 1: to actually sit down and have, you know, a meal
Speaker 1: together and see if there's anything there. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: want you to do it out. It's like charity, like
Speaker 1: do you want to go out with me? Like I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not doing out a charity, but you know
Speaker 1: I feel bad, so yeah sure, oh wow, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean like that would would be great. Yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: congratulations Claire, you got your second date. Yeah, obviously not
Speaker 1: the way that I thought, but that just good. Claire.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry the whole thing, you know, we went down
Speaker 1: like that. Well, I think it's a good ending overall,
Speaker 1: so I'm okay with it. You know what. I usually
Speaker 1: don't suggest where people go on their second date, but
Speaker 1: I think you guys should go out on another group
Speaker 1: thing like maybe Claire, bring your friend Rachel even oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah yeah, don't ever hang out with Rachel.
Speaker 1: Broken Jewel in the morning text in at seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two says that was the most romantic second
Speaker 1: date update I've ever heard. I think they're being sarcastic
Speaker 1: if you missed today's second date update Claire wanted to
Speaker 1: call Jordan. They actually met out at a bar and
Speaker 1: they'd been texting for a while, but then when they
Speaker 1: went out on their actual date, he was very short
Speaker 1: and it things very quickly, and then wasn't talking to her.
Speaker 1: We got him on the phone and found out why.
Speaker 1: The reason was. He was super hammered when they met
Speaker 1: and he got her number thinking it was her friend's number,
Speaker 1: so when they were texting back and forth and everything,
Speaker 1: he thought he was talking to her friend, and then
Speaker 1: he showed up for the date and didn't recognize Claire,
Speaker 1: and basically he catfished himself. Yeah, I mean I could
Speaker 1: see where it would be a little shocking when you
Speaker 1: were expecting hot blonde and Claire shows up nothing. Claire's
Speaker 1: not attractive, Okay, not to take that away. It's just
Speaker 1: you know, when you're expecting to get sushi and you
Speaker 1: get a bowl of pasta. Pasta is not good. The
Speaker 1: pasta is good, it's just not what you thought. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just didn't have your mouth ready for the pasta,
Speaker 1: that's all. So he didn't have his mouth ready for Claire,
Speaker 1: and he was not really he was kind of upset
Speaker 1: by that. He did say she was cool and everything.
Speaker 1: He'd liked hanging out with her, but he was expecting
Speaker 1: the friends, so it was shocking. But they did agree
Speaker 1: to go out again on another date, but more like
Speaker 1: a pity date. Honestly, well, I think it's going to
Speaker 1: work out. They connected without the physical stuff there, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's important. But the way that he said Yesterdaday
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I mean, I guess I owe it
Speaker 1: to you since I did kind of make you show
Speaker 1: up to that date thinking it was someone else and
Speaker 1: then I kind of blew you off. So I guess
Speaker 1: we could go out again. Say you're right, romance at
Speaker 1: its finest second. Remember if you want a second date
Speaker 1: up date, I have to do the email the show,
Speaker 1: and we will call the person that didn't call you back.
Speaker 1: It is Friday, so Young Jeff's Song of the Week
Speaker 1: is coming up at eight ten