WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Stuck in the Door

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<v Speaker 1>Looking jubels second date update date. You know, sometimes for

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<v Speaker 1>the second date updates, people are trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>if the person that they met is the love of

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<v Speaker 1>their life. Yeah, or sometimes like Claire, who's on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone to do a second date update today, sometimes they're

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to figure out if the person they met

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<v Speaker 1>is actually married and that's why they won't go out

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<v Speaker 1>with them again. What's up, Claire? Sounds like you've got

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a problem. Yeah. Hi. Yeah. Whenever I

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<v Speaker 1>like envisioned myself being on this segment, I always thought

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<v Speaker 1>like it would be the person calling me like why

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<v Speaker 1>am I not calling back? Specific place? Super awkward starting out.

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<v Speaker 1>We always want to be the person on the other end,

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<v Speaker 1>don't wait. Yeah, so things have changed and I read

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<v Speaker 1>your email and it says you think the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>you went out with might be married. I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>a theory that I have. I have no idea. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just been like a chain of events that have been

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<v Speaker 1>leading up to this. There's got to be like something

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<v Speaker 1>else going on because it is just not adding up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want like the background of it so everyone

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<v Speaker 1>i'll know what happened? I know? Yeah, Yeah, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>the story, how do you meet the guy? A few

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<v Speaker 1>weeks back, me and my girlfriends were at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>was drinking and you know, and there was like a

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<v Speaker 1>guy it's like, you know, chilling next to us. So

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<v Speaker 1>we got it good. I thought you were going to

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<v Speaker 1>say it was a guy and his wife, like very

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<v Speaker 1>single seeming guys, and we just kind of hit it off,

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<v Speaker 1>like I was a little chipsy, but not like super

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<v Speaker 1>drunk or anything. And what did you like about him?

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<v Speaker 1>Like in those first moments, to be honest, like at

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<v Speaker 1>first glance and like this is who you think of.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like the tall, dark and hands and he's

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<v Speaker 1>got to have a girlfriend. But then we start talking

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like doing impressions like real housewives stuff like

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<v Speaker 1>this random I was like, this guy's so bizarre, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's like what I liked about or he has multiple personalities.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like exactly it could be one of the

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened that night? I mean, you guys hung

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<v Speaker 1>out at the bar for how long we've had a

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<v Speaker 1>few hours. I mean at the end of the night,

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<v Speaker 1>we did have a little moment. We had a kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>Um just you know, Qui, you still sound kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like you have butterflies over it. I know, I'm totally

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<v Speaker 1>that girl right now, Like I hate this, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what else to do, Like none of my

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<v Speaker 1>friends have any good advice. So, so was this before

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<v Speaker 1>or after his wife came to pick him up. He

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<v Speaker 1>loves with the guys like y up home. So basically

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him my number and before I get like

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<v Speaker 1>into bed, I get a text and it's him and

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<v Speaker 1>he says something kind of clever and funny, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like going to bed thinking like how cute is he?

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<v Speaker 1>And he already texted me totally great. Nice. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>you think this guy's super into and you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>going to hang out, I'm guessing. Yeah. So then he

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<v Speaker 1>was like traveling out I tell him with like working stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>like he was super busy, but we're texting a ton.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I would text him like a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>my breakfast or something, you know, like stupid at stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so did I I was like, whoa, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more boring for me, like a picture of my breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh it wasn't that hot. Oh no, just

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, we did get a little bit, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>at night, he was like traveling. He'd be like, I'm lonely,

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<v Speaker 1>and we kind of you know, I'm just gonna believe

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<v Speaker 1>it at that Okay, wow, yeah, all right, So you

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<v Speaker 1>guys had a text relationship and then when did he disappear?

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't quit disappear, but I'm just like, why are

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<v Speaker 1>you always busy? In one night, He's like, Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>towl let's meet up. So we thought it'd be like

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<v Speaker 1>cute to meet up at the same bar that we

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<v Speaker 1>had met at. So I'm like all excited and we

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<v Speaker 1>get there and he just kind of acting a little off,

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<v Speaker 1>like very I just thought like maybe he was jet light.

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<v Speaker 1>He just was being very formal. I mean, maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>was nervous though, because that's a lot leading up to

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<v Speaker 1>this one moment where you finally see each other again exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a little awkward. I mean, you know, no

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<v Speaker 1>big red flag. I wasn't like concerned. I just thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was a little weird. So we go in and

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<v Speaker 1>there it's like this revolving door thing. He like leaves

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<v Speaker 1>me and I go in first, and he goes in

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<v Speaker 1>behind me, and the back of my jacket something happens

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<v Speaker 1>where it's like stuck in this thing like gams up.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got your clothes stuck in the revolving door. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's just like super awkward and I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 1>laughing it off, but we have to have like the

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<v Speaker 1>people from the restaurant like come out and they like

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<v Speaker 1>did something where they had to like help it because

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<v Speaker 1>he was kind of like caught in there too. How

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<v Speaker 1>long were you guys trapped inside the revolving door? In

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<v Speaker 1>my head, it was like an hour, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>really only like five or six minutes. It wasn't that long. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>long enough to be an awkward start to your first

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<v Speaker 1>date or great because they say when your life flashes

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<v Speaker 1>before your eyes, it really brings people together. WHOA, I hope,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not really what happened. So basically, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we get all unstuffed and I'm just like, okay, we're

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna have a drink and like get the stack

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<v Speaker 1>on track. I'm like, I'm done with my glass of line.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna, you know, get ready to order one more.

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<v Speaker 1>And before I can even like say, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>another round, he's like cut please, like he kind of interjects.

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<v Speaker 1>It was weird. So you guys had like a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>minute date, basically twenty five of your counting with the

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<v Speaker 1>door debacle, Like, yeah, I think we should count that

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<v Speaker 1>in just to make it a little longer. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>asked him, I was, it's a O created. He's just

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<v Speaker 1>like if nothing's wrong, he's just like I'm exhausted, Like

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<v Speaker 1>work is actually like really insane. We go our separate

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<v Speaker 1>ways and yeah, like it was just not like the

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<v Speaker 1>date that I that I had like built up in

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<v Speaker 1>my head. So how many times have you guys talk

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<v Speaker 1>since then? Since then, it's been like eight or nine

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<v Speaker 1>days and he has been like so so busy and

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<v Speaker 1>in that time, like I have not heard back. That

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<v Speaker 1>totally sucks because I bet you were like on board,

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<v Speaker 1>Like finally I met a guy that I'm super interested

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<v Speaker 1>in and yes, and it's like they either have the

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<v Speaker 1>looks of the personality. I'm like, this is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>full package, and I can totally I'm on the same

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<v Speaker 1>level of Like it just felt so easy and then

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<v Speaker 1>it felt so forced and like there's something there's something

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not seeing or I'm missing or I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>like if he married, if you have a girlfriend, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he's just like two different people. From the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I met him, and I'm just like turning into like

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<v Speaker 1>that girl that is like obsessing. Okay, well we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back, and then call him and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update and hopefully get an answer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thank you guys, welcome, hang on, fucking Jebels

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<v Speaker 1>second date update date. You know what they say, when

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<v Speaker 1>one door closes, another one opens in its place. That's motivational, unless,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, it's a revolving door and you get stuck

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<v Speaker 1>in it, because that means you won't get a call

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<v Speaker 1>back for a date. And that's what happened to Claire,

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<v Speaker 1>who's on the phone today to do a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to call a dude named Jordan. They met

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<v Speaker 1>at a bar and then texted for a while back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth. He was on the road busy with work,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, and then he finally got back to town

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<v Speaker 1>and they arranged to go on a date. But now

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<v Speaker 1>he's not calling her back, and she thinks that the

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<v Speaker 1>reason could be one of two things. Either he's married

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<v Speaker 1>or because she got stuck in a revolving door at

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant and the staff had to come help him

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<v Speaker 1>get out of it. So we'll find out which one

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<v Speaker 1>it is in just a second. Claire, we're about to

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<v Speaker 1>call him. Do you have any final thoughts before we

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Don't even ask me because I'm like already

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<v Speaker 1>like nervous. So I just wanted to do it, think

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<v Speaker 1>about it. But if he's married, I mean, that's something

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<v Speaker 1>that's not you, so at least you won't feel so

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<v Speaker 1>bad about that, unless, of course, he got married after

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<v Speaker 1>your date. He's like, I went on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>her and then I realized I couldn't be single again,

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<v Speaker 1>so I got married to the first person I could find.

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<v Speaker 1>Minutes you, Oh, thank you for putting that in my head.

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<v Speaker 1>That's always spending things positively. All right, I'm gonna die

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<v Speaker 1>this phone of it right now? Here we go? Oh well, hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Jordan please? Oh yeah, this is Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Jordan, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the Morning. Um, sorry, I'm not familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with what company is Brooke Brook and Jewel. Yeah, Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>why would a radio show be calling me? I'm confused. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>because we actually got an email about you from one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners. I don't think I really know any

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<v Speaker 1>of your listeners, don't. I don't even know who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's a very good point. Yeah, it is a

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<v Speaker 1>great point. But you do actually know one of our listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>and you went on a date with her. Actually really,

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<v Speaker 1>her name is Claire. Yeah, I wanted a date with Claire. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Claire told us a little bit about how you guys

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<v Speaker 1>met and how you texted back and forth for a

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<v Speaker 1>while and then you finally met up, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cut the date short and haven't texted her

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<v Speaker 1>ever since. So this is a segment I'm gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>about kind of what happens. We'd like you too, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Claire would also like you too. And people do this,

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<v Speaker 1>like they talked about the date what went wrong to you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes not all the time, I guess, But Claire really

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<v Speaker 1>liked you a lot, so she's wondering too. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>totally clueless. And it sounds like your date was pretty lame.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it wasn't even the date that. There's so

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<v Speaker 1>much more too it, guys, I don't even know where

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<v Speaker 1>to start. Really, can you tell us anything? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I can say that like it was my fault, like

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<v Speaker 1>she shouldn't feel bad about anything because it's you're married,

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<v Speaker 1>just like she thought, aren't you She thought I was married. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she says, that's the only thing she could think of,

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<v Speaker 1>because you guys texted back and forth a lot. You

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<v Speaker 1>said you were constantly busy, and then you met up

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<v Speaker 1>with her real quick, and the only thing she can

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<v Speaker 1>think is that you have some sort of secret going on,

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<v Speaker 1>like girlfriend or a wife or something that she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know about. She thinks I'm that horrible of a person. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't know how horrible you are. She just wants

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<v Speaker 1>to find out how horrible. I'm not horrible. I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad, guys, Like, I feel really bad about this.

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<v Speaker 1>So you did do something bad? No, I didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>anything bad. I mean, like, okay, So I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if she said we met out one night. She was

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<v Speaker 1>with a bunch of girlfriends and I was with a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of guy friends. And there was this girl there,

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<v Speaker 1>this blonde girl that was beautiful that I was really

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<v Speaker 1>into and I was really excited, Like I really was

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<v Speaker 1>excited about this girl. Okay, So that happened. We had fun, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>We've changed numbers, okay, and so when the date happened,

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<v Speaker 1>I was super nervous, like I pulling out that girl finally.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got in the restaurant and then there was

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<v Speaker 1>a stranger there. She approached me and hugged me right away,

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<v Speaker 1>right away. She knew my name, and I was like

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<v Speaker 1>super sized out, like I didn't know who she was,

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<v Speaker 1>why she was hugging me, and she you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, it was it's so good

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<v Speaker 1>to find we see you again. And I was like

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<v Speaker 1>what what So so the girl that I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to that night that I was like interested in wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>the person I thought it was? So wait, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>wait are they two different people or are did you

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<v Speaker 1>just not remember what Claire looked like for some reason?

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<v Speaker 1>So Claire in my head was that blonde girl that

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about. It was Claire, the girl that I

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<v Speaker 1>met at the restaurant. For lack of better words, like,

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<v Speaker 1>the person I've been texting wasn't the person I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was. What do you so you thought Claire was

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<v Speaker 1>this other girl until you showed up to meet her

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<v Speaker 1>for your date. Yes, but wait, but you kissed Claire

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<v Speaker 1>the night that you met her. To be honest, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember that, but you know, I mean we were okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you were obviously pretty drunk when you met Claire.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't meet Claire though, I mean, or I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I did meet Claire, but I didn't. You made out

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<v Speaker 1>with Claire. Yeah, oh my god. I mean that's like

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I did kiss someone I kind of remember,

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<v Speaker 1>but in my head it was that blonde girl I

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<v Speaker 1>talked about. It was Claire, the girl that I met

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<v Speaker 1>at the restaurant. It was not even close to her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it wasn't her. Oh my god. All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that there's could be some shock it expected

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<v Speaker 1>one person in getting a different person, but you guys

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<v Speaker 1>still had like a two week conversation where you really

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<v Speaker 1>connected with Claire. I mean, I don't know. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like I thought it was this other girl. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this other girl was beautiful, Um, this blond girl. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not saying that Claire is not beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>She is. It It's just like I was like I

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<v Speaker 1>got catfished or something like in my head, it was

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<v Speaker 1>this one girl, and then when I meet Claire, it

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<v Speaker 1>was like I couldn't even get past the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't this blonde girl that I it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>meth guy. You basically catfished yourself. Yes, yeah, I absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>do and I did that. I'm not a mean I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a mean spirited guy like you. Guys gotta get this. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feel horrible about the Jordan. I hate to add

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<v Speaker 1>another surprise to the whole thing, but Claire, the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that you met, is actually on the phone listening and

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<v Speaker 1>wants to talk to you. Oh come on, Jordan, stop,

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<v Speaker 1>Like this is so hard to me to stay quiet,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what are you doing? Okay, j't employees, just tell

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<v Speaker 1>him the truth because like, I know you're jokes. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you're joking, and this is like embarrassing to meet

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<v Speaker 1>if you feel like doing this, just like why do

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<v Speaker 1>you think it was so awkward? Like why do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I left after one drink? Because you weren't WHOITE

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were. Oh my fault. I'm not me. They're

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<v Speaker 1>taking this seriously. They're taking you seriously right now, you're

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<v Speaker 1>wasting people. Yeah, you sounds serious to me. Claire. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry, Claire, but I thought you were your friend,

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<v Speaker 1>that the blonde girl. No, Rachel, you did barely talk

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<v Speaker 1>to her. Stop this is I talked to her. I

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<v Speaker 1>talked to her a lot. I don't remember talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you that much. I mean, I don't know what it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is horrible, but I don't remember talking

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<v Speaker 1>to that much. I remember talking. This is not real.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not real. No, this is fake. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me? A being cerious? Held me right now? Like

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<v Speaker 1>to be serious. I am being serious. I'm absolutely being serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you swear we were all drinking? Of course, I

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<v Speaker 1>swear I'm not bling. I'm not making up some excuse though,

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<v Speaker 1>I like, you know, the blonde girl, like I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were the blond girl send you pictures? Wouldn't you

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<v Speaker 1>just said like, oh, I'm the wrong person, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>should have said something then, like hello, because the thing

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't send pictures of your face? Why did you

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<v Speaker 1>never send me a picture of your face? Fault? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling you pictures of my stages because you

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<v Speaker 1>never wanted pictures of my face and weren't ask for

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<v Speaker 1>No guy ever really does Claire Claire? Can I just

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<v Speaker 1>ask you? It sounds like he was wasted the night

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<v Speaker 1>you guys met. Did you not realize he was that drunk? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little jounk, but like Jordan, like, why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you when you saw me at the restaurant? Why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you say something? Because I felt horrible? Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>it was my fault. I screwed up, I dropped the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were somebody else. I mean, I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, just can't so like you this whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>You're thinking that I'm my friend Rachel. This entire time,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Rachel, the blonde girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 1>love him. I would love if you were connect me

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<v Speaker 1>with Rachel because I thought that's who you were the

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<v Speaker 1>entire fau not right now, that's not even fun. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not even fun. Well that leads me to this question, Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Claire? We will pay for it. I really feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you should, Like, now that the shock has worn off,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you can just look at her as Claire and

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<v Speaker 1>it could actually work out. And all those text conversations

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<v Speaker 1>like that wasn't that was like me and that was

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<v Speaker 1>you so clearly, like we were laughing and we were

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<v Speaker 1>joking when you you you know, it didn't matter what

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<v Speaker 1>I looked like. Yeah, I mean, I guess we could

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<v Speaker 1>do a second date. I mean, I think I owe

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<v Speaker 1>to you and I think we owe it to ourselves

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<v Speaker 1>to actually sit down and have, you know, a meal

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<v Speaker 1>together and see if there's anything there. Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you to do it out. It's like charity, like

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go out with me? Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not I'm not doing out a charity, but you know

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad, so yeah sure, oh wow, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean like that would would be great. Yeah, okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations Claire, you got your second date. Yeah, obviously not

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<v Speaker 1>the way that I thought, but that just good. Claire.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry the whole thing, you know, we went down

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Well, I think it's a good ending overall,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm okay with it. You know what. I usually

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<v Speaker 1>don't suggest where people go on their second date, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think you guys should go out on another group

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<v Speaker 1>thing like maybe Claire, bring your friend Rachel even oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, yeah yeah, don't ever hang out with Rachel.

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<v Speaker 1>Broken Jewel in the morning text in at seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two says that was the most romantic second

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<v Speaker 1>date update I've ever heard. I think they're being sarcastic

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<v Speaker 1>if you missed today's second date update Claire wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>call Jordan. They actually met out at a bar and

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<v Speaker 1>they'd been texting for a while, but then when they

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<v Speaker 1>went out on their actual date, he was very short

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<v Speaker 1>and it things very quickly, and then wasn't talking to her.

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<v Speaker 1>We got him on the phone and found out why.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason was. He was super hammered when they met

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<v Speaker 1>and he got her number thinking it was her friend's number,

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<v Speaker 1>so when they were texting back and forth and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>he thought he was talking to her friend, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he showed up for the date and didn't recognize Claire,

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<v Speaker 1>and basically he catfished himself. Yeah, I mean I could

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<v Speaker 1>see where it would be a little shocking when you

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<v Speaker 1>were expecting hot blonde and Claire shows up nothing. Claire's

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<v Speaker 1>not attractive, Okay, not to take that away. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when you're expecting to get sushi and you

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<v Speaker 1>get a bowl of pasta. Pasta is not good. The

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<v Speaker 1>pasta is good, it's just not what you thought. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you just didn't have your mouth ready for the pasta,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all. So he didn't have his mouth ready for Claire,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was not really he was kind of upset

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<v Speaker 1>by that. He did say she was cool and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd liked hanging out with her, but he was expecting

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<v Speaker 1>the friends, so it was shocking. But they did agree

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<v Speaker 1>to go out again on another date, but more like

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<v Speaker 1>a pity date. Honestly, well, I think it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>work out. They connected without the physical stuff there, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's important. But the way that he said Yesterdaday

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, I mean, I guess I owe it

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<v Speaker 1>to you since I did kind of make you show

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<v Speaker 1>up to that date thinking it was someone else and

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<v Speaker 1>then I kind of blew you off. So I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we could go out again. Say you're right, romance at

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<v Speaker 1>its finest second. Remember if you want a second date

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<v Speaker 1>up date, I have to do the email the show,

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