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Speaker 1: the story, how do you meet the guy? A few

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Speaker 1: And he already texted me totally great. Nice. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you guys, welcome, hang on, fucking Jebels

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Speaker 1: second date update date. You know what they say, when

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Speaker 1: She wants to call a dude named Jordan. They met

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Speaker 1: do that? Don't even ask me because I'm like already

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Speaker 1: Minutes you, Oh, thank you for putting that in my head.

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Jordan please? Oh yeah, this is Jordan.

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Speaker 1: just like she thought, aren't you She thought I was married. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we will call the person that didn't call you back.

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