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Speaker 1: World, would you believe.

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Speaker 2: You my tillient pieces would.

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Speaker 1: Ba ba hey, bananimals.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to a very special bananas minisode.

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Speaker 1: I'm Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 3: I'm Kurt Brown Owler. They're little, they're your stories, They're minisodes.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for sending in such great stories. More bananas,

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Speaker 2: the better we ever. Since we got the Banana's Phone,

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Speaker 2: Banana's Phone has been a real treat. Keep sending me texts,

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Speaker 2: keep giving me calls. Thanks for all these wild stories.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: Everybody also claims that they had somebody named lm Angelo

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Speaker 2: and Arongelo in their school. I feel like this is

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Speaker 2: the new mine. My hometown is the meth capital of America.

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Speaker 2: There's no way that everybody has somebody in their school

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Speaker 2: named lem Angelo and Arongelo spelled lemon Cello and Orange Jello.

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Speaker 2: I know it's the best fake names ever, But guys,

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Speaker 2: I've gotten this from twenty five people, because you know,

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Speaker 2: I love names.

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Speaker 1: Seen it.

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Speaker 3: I have seen it in dms as well. People are

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Speaker 3: all convinced. It isn't fascinating that you can you once

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Speaker 3: you have repeated a thing as a memory enough times,

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Speaker 3: it just becomes real for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So weird the.

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Speaker 3: Way memory works.

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Speaker 1: That way, it's great.

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Speaker 3: Spends all the time with me with stand up stuff

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Speaker 3: where it's like a story that I've told a specific

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Speaker 3: way for stand up world, like a key detail has

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Speaker 3: been changed better for the stage. Then I start thinking

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Speaker 3: that's how it happened, and I can see it in

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Speaker 3: my head and everything. It's really creepy.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it's no shots fired at all. We

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Speaker 2: all understand. Nobody is saying I taught them or I

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Speaker 2: know them. Everybody's just saying my cousin taught or my friends.

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Speaker 2: It's that thing we're in them up until self in

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Speaker 2: the Internet, everybody's cousin had a great story. And it

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Speaker 2: turns out that all of our cousins were telling us

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Speaker 2: the same exact story exactly.

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Speaker 3: So we want to go, yeah, yeah, we got some

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Speaker 3: great stories here. This one, this one comes in from

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Speaker 3: Jim Menz. He sent it in over Instagram. He's at

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Speaker 3: Kim Men's photog on Instagram for Banana Bosses. I have

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Speaker 3: a fake plaque story. Ool, so this is coming to

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Speaker 3: this came in in August. I guess, okay, souse, that's

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Speaker 3: when we're talking about fake plaques in the nineteen nineties.

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Speaker 3: I was an assistant scout master of a small boy

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Speaker 3: Scout troop in Maryland. We spent our summers at a

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Speaker 3: very old Scout camp in Pennsylvania. Every summer at camp,

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Speaker 3: every troop was required to do a service project to

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Speaker 3: improve the camp. Phil potholes, could cut brush, paint.

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Speaker 1: Et cetera.

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Speaker 3: There was a huge troop from a wealthy area that

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Speaker 3: always did extravagant service projects. Yes, and then they always

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Speaker 3: placed a plaque stating the service project was performed by

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Speaker 3: Troop two sixteen. One project they did was to rebuild

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Speaker 3: the pool changing area, but to created a special changing

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Speaker 3: area for themselves to use exclusively.

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Speaker 1: Oho oh.

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Speaker 3: Bob, the scout master and I used their area early

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Speaker 3: one morning because fuck them, and when we came out,

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Speaker 3: our stuff was thrown on the floor, dirty and wet.

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Speaker 3: So that winter, Bob and I plan and execute our revenge.

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Speaker 3: We collected fifteen sets of electric conduit pipes, outlets and

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Speaker 3: outlet unwired of course, on every tree, on a tree

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Speaker 3: in every campsite. On each outlet, we placed a plaque

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Speaker 3: saying electricity proudly provided by Troop two sixteen. Oh yes,

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Speaker 3: that summer. We made sure we were scheduled for the

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Speaker 3: The camp office was like, this is a boy Scout camp,

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Speaker 3: there is no electricity. We laughed our asses off watching

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Speaker 3: everyone cussing that self aggrandized troop of rich asses. They

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Speaker 3: never put a plaque up on anything ever again, Mission

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Speaker 3: accomplice moral the story, Never fuck with Hillbillies. The show

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Speaker 3: Keep driving Me Bananas.

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Speaker 1: H That is such a good.

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Speaker 2: The best pranks are the ones that are time bombs

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Speaker 2: that you have to y you do it, and then

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Speaker 2: that payoff wasn't for four or five months. Those guys

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Speaker 2: were just they were doing it because they needed to

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Speaker 2: get another. Oh, that's so good. The best ones the

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Speaker 2: ones you plant and walk away.

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Speaker 3: And also just that it's just so funny to have

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Speaker 3: Like now, forever and ever more, that's always there as

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Speaker 1: It is, and it's like you totally get that. Two

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Speaker 2: Like there was always like the rich kid that on

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Speaker 2: to be on their field. There's always the showy adult,

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Speaker 2: and the showy adult is the worst thing you can be.

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Speaker 2: Like do all those things subdly. But to brag about

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Speaker 2: your goodwill deeds or these little that's that means they're worthless.

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Speaker 2: That means you shouldn't have even done them. Stop making

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Speaker 3: I remember I remember once because you know, I grew

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Speaker 3: up Neptune, New Jersey, and the we had a woman

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Speaker 3: Like the idea that you would ask for a receipt

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Speaker 3: for something that you're donating. Yeah, like it like was

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Speaker 3: I went out, you know, I donate stuff to Goodwill,

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Speaker 3: and you know, it's like Lauren's always like, get a receipt.

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Speaker 3: I'm always just like I feel weird getting a receipt.

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Speaker 2: For Yeah, I agree with you though, like it is

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Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, there's something about doing good or doing

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did you I never went to camp, but

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Speaker 3: like primal primitive survival techniques. So when I was eighteen,

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Speaker 3: I went on this camp and it was fucking awesome. Yes,

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Speaker 3: And then I decided that to continually go back to

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Speaker 2: Who doesn't you and Chris McCandless, I think that's that

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is that it?

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Speaker 3: And I So I went up and this is an

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fun. Though.

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Speaker 2: Buying camping gear is one of the great things an

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Speaker 3: So I was there for thirty days. It wow, didn't

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Speaker 3: rain three days. Oh it blessed rain. It rained twenty

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Speaker 3: I'm primarily eight tuna fish out of a caneah naked

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Speaker 3: My whole idea by going out there was that I

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Speaker 2: That's what happens to people that do this kind of

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Speaker 2: thing whenever, people like even that dude, let I reference

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Speaker 2: He was starving to death. So you were emotionally starving

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I really needed a hug. I would just go

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Speaker 3: And all of a sudden, like I was just literally

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Speaker 2: It is the best idea I encourage. Whenever bars fully reopen,

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Speaker 3: That's a great idea. What state is Denver?

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Speaker 2: My brother's bar in Denver, and I hope they're still around.

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Speaker 2: And it was the best gimmick. They had them stacked

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Speaker 3: Oh man, as soon as this soon as we can,

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Speaker 3: we're coming to downs. We're coming to Denver. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: Get a lot from too. We get a ton from Australia,

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Speaker 1: We're talking. Okay, I got it. This one comes from

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Speaker 1: Squirrely Danger.

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Speaker 2: I believe her name. Thank you, Squirrely Danger Sarah from

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Speaker 2: Austin aka Squirrely Danger.

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Speaker 1: Long story short.

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Speaker 2: I grew up in a small town outside of Houston,

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Speaker 2: ooh Enticing. The youth group leaders were all over involved

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Speaker 1: The bedpan was.

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Speaker 2: Physically clean, but we were still disgusted by the thought

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my.

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Speaker 3: God, that they're used bedpan.

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Speaker 2: Yes, fucking great, what a demon woman. Oh, we would

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Speaker 2: never made it to the Purity Ball. If you don't

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Speaker 3: We know there's so much purity ball is.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like a father daughter dance, but basically

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Speaker 1: Seriously, uh oh good.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, Squirrely Brown, you are not a bedpan, Isn't it crazy?

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Speaker 3: That is so fucking crazy. I'm so happy that that

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Speaker 3: That is, you know, like, I'm so happy that it

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Speaker 2: Yes, And also young like, don't if there is some

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Speaker 2: I can assure you that they don't care if you

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Speaker 1: That is the craziest thing I can assure.

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Speaker 3: You of all the rules. And also I can assure

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Speaker 3: you're probably just like, let's just chill.

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Speaker 1: You only get a spin around one more. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: I don't like retreats of any type, and I hope

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Speaker 1: I don't care for them.

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Speaker 3: What what you've got?

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Speaker 3: What retreat have you gone up?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Dude, red Bull. I used to work for Red Bull.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really where we Like.

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Speaker 2: And whenever I'm in a retreat type group, I feel

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Speaker 2: We were with another Red Bull team. We're opening an

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Speaker 2: So I said, how much is the budget? To my boss,

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Speaker 2: Here? Because I'm not gonna eat, I will drink whatever

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Speaker 2: So I drank like three long on ice teas. So

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Speaker 2: there's a street that has an open container you can

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Speaker 2: He's like you okay. I'm like, yeah, I just don't

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Speaker 2: So we're walking down River Street and I'm pretty drunk,

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Speaker 1: To totally work.

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Speaker 2: So I'm walking down Reverstree with Chris drinking. I'm holding

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Speaker 2: a red Bull can. We're drinking vodka Rebels and these two,

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Speaker 2: like these two twenty something white dude bros come out.

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Speaker 2: They don't know each other, and they come out of

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Speaker 2: this bar ready to fucking fight. They're ready to throw down,

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Speaker 2: and they start pushing each other and one guy's like,

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Speaker 2: go bro, go like throw the first shot, and the

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Speaker 2: other guy's like, go ahead, hit me, like do it,

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Speaker 2: Like let's go.

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Speaker 1: What do you got? And they're just.

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Speaker 2: Being cocky assholes, And so we stop and watch like

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Speaker 2: it's the best show on TV. And they keep going

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Speaker 2: for like, no exaggeration, two and a half minutes of

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Speaker 2: this and just like what do you got?

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Speaker 1: You don't know me, what do you got?

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Speaker 2: And they won't throw a punch, and so Chris and

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Speaker 2: I are like, why aren't these guys just fighting, like

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Speaker 2: just get it over And finally guys like come here,

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Speaker 2: he's like smacking his jaw. He's like hit me first

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Speaker 2: SHOT's free, all that kind of bullshit. The other one

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Speaker 2: goes bursts out into tears and goes, my dad is

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Speaker 2: such a great guy. And the other guy goes what,

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Speaker 2: and he goes, you don't even know. My dad is

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Speaker 2: such a great guy. And the guy goes, what are

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Speaker 2: you talking about? And then they talked it out. They

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Speaker 2: hugged it out, and they went back in the bar

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Speaker 2: and kept drinking together, and Chris and I were like,

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Speaker 2: what was that. He got to an emotional plateau where

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Speaker 2: he just boiled over, started crying and said, my dad

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Speaker 2: is such a great guy. You don't even know. And

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Speaker 2: the other guy just froze and went what.

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Speaker 3: And I love, I love just snippets of a drunk fight.

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Speaker 3: I remember once. This was nineteen ninety nine Williamsburg. No

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Speaker 3: it was. It was green Point, okay, And was walking

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Speaker 3: with John Day and I think Brett Gilman, so funny.

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Speaker 3: We're walking back their house was like twenty minute walk

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Speaker 3: from the subway every fucking time. It was annoying. So

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Speaker 3: we get off on the G train start walking through

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Speaker 3: green Point. At this point in green Point, it was

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Speaker 3: not what pretty is now it was just Polish. It

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Speaker 3: was only Polish people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, empty.

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Speaker 3: And so we're walking through Green Point and all of

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Speaker 3: a sudden, these two old men like burst out of

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Speaker 3: it and I'm talking like eighty five ninety even burst

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Speaker 3: out of the bar, but slowly kind of burst out,

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Speaker 3: and they're just stumbling with each other, holding each other yep.

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Speaker 3: And then one of them just like goes back for

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Speaker 3: a big punches them in the face, just the other

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Speaker 3: guy in the face. His glasses go flying down and

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Speaker 3: then and then that guy is like looking for his

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Speaker 3: glasses all in slow motion. It's like the most slow

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Speaker 3: motion fight I've ever seen. And then the man yelled

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Speaker 3: at the man who he had just punched to was

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Speaker 3: now looking for his glasses on the ground. He just went,

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Speaker 3: no bread, no butter, any body turned around and went

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Speaker 3: back in the bar, and we just saw that whole

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Speaker 3: thing that all of that happened within like us walking

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Speaker 3: the block like and then passed it. And then on

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Speaker 3: no idea, what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: That fight? Oh so good, buddy, I love that story

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Speaker 1: so much.

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Speaker 2: No bread, no butter and the body I gotta make that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that on a shirt for you. That's

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Speaker 1: an early Christmas person for you.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Well, we did it again.

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Speaker 3: That's another Minnesot.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so muchmals.

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