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Speaker 1: be amazing. Is he? Is he in a tournament? Yeah? No,

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00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,320
Speaker 1: he hadn't play college. Oh he didn't play basketball right now? No? No,

417
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:49,800
Speaker 1: he plays over there. When you do your overseas betting,

418
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,600
Speaker 1: he probably is on one of the teams. Okay, yeah, yes,

419
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:57,879
Speaker 1: and so everybody's tanking form. He looks amazing. But I

420
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 1: want to know why, you guys didn't tell me something

421
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 1: was so easy before this weekend, and I want to

422
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 1: say thank you, but at first we're gonna take a break.

423
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,320
Speaker 1: What guys, you didn't tell me having sex was easy?

424
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,360
Speaker 1: Betting is simple? Why didn't you guys tell me live

425
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 1: betting was this easiest thing on this planet? Right? Ray?

426
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,119
Speaker 1: Take this? Hey, this is everybody's famous last words before

427
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 1: they lose their list. Or he won't. He won't even

428
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,080
Speaker 1: what you won't. I won't withdraw ever, No, we will

429
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 1: never bet. Hey, I'll tell you this though, were you

430
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 1: seeing it? There's an advantage being at the game, and

431
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 1: I'll leave it at that. I will leave it at that. Now,

432
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,360
Speaker 1: why don't you just say it? Instead of just leaving

433
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 1: it at that? One say it? I believe the app

434
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 1: is you know how, you're watching it live. So the

435
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 1: apps canna be a little bit behind, but they not much.

436
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 1: But here's what you can tell, speed and quickness. That's

437
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: why I got on my phone started hammering baser. I said,

438
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 1: cash the f out of our parlay. Tennessee and Missouri

439
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,360
Speaker 1: are flying because we had the under one thirty nine.

440
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: I go cash out, cash out, and she finally cashed out.

441
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 1: Thank god. They ended up, putting like one hundred and

442
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 1: eighty up because I could tell in person fast as hell.

443
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 1: TV doesn't show that, and I'll hang up and listen.

444
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: TV does not show that. I don't show their speeds,

445
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: them jumping out of the buildings. That doesn't just show

446
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 1: the ball goes. And I killed it, nailed every game,

447
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: just fired off a parlay and I had the Tennessee

448
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 1: game last and it was two hundred. She could cash

449
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,199
Speaker 1: out for still's not seeing my tech. She was in

450
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 1: there having a bath or something. I said, cash out,

451
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,879
Speaker 1: and she finally saw the message and cashed out with

452
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 1: one hundred and three, and I was like, thank god,

453
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 1: you at least cashed out because we'd have had zero.

454
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 1: How much did you bet on that parlay? Not bad? Yeah?

455
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,399
Speaker 1: See yeah, so Eddie, you sat here and bet on

456
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 1: that Marquette game and you had him plus one and

457
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: a half or plus two, and they came back and

458
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: they went in over time, and it's like, wow, yeah,

459
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: that was such easy money. So I was sitting there

460
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, let me try this, and oh

461
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: my god, I did it all weekend. What a great time.

462
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: I mean, we told you this five years. I even

463
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: put the kids college. No, no, no, no, we told

464
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 1: you five years ago. No. No. The best time to

465
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,360
Speaker 1: do it is only this tournament when all the tournaments

466
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: are going on in games are just there's so many games.

467
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 1: Keep up with every game exactly, cannot pay attention. That's

468
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: the dumbest crap you ever said. You're telling me where

469
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 1: they can't pit they can and it's not about Then

470
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna realize it's not a person. I know, it's

471
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: a computer. It's not someone going, oh, they look hot

472
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: right now at a two point that is now one

473
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: hundred and forty add that over there. You see the

474
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: ball go in the hoop and the number changes because

475
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 1: it's an algorithm. Yep, it's just an algorithm. What do

476
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: they normally do when there's ten seconds, ten seconds and

477
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: ten minutes and eleven seconds on the clock and they're

478
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: down by seven? This is what they normally do. So

479
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 1: that's what the audit. And I'm not saying what you

480
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: Maybe your method is great, but I'm telling you this

481
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: what the algorithm doesn't mark up for. If they drain

482
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: a three that over under jumps bet it under immediately

483
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 1: because you're ahead of that algorithm. Were you just doing

484
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: point spreads or were you doing overs and unders point spreads?

485
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: I was doing first half, second half. I was doing

486
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 1: game lot in the middle of the games we lost him.

487
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: Are you messed up? It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.

488
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose your first hundred in five minutes and

489
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna get messed up. No, And so I start,

490
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 1: I do a little parlay like first half, like, oh,

491
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 1: you know, it's the middle of the game. So it's like, okay,

492
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 1: Tennessee did alive parlay? Hell yeah, that's that's all I did. Know.

493
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: It's tough though, because you gotta make sure everything's lined up. Yeah, well,

494
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: it'll cancel it really kept canceling a lot of mine

495
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: going there. Oh god, dude, except changes, not accept changing them.

496
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: This one's locked. Why is it locked? Does not have

497
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: to go back and change it. But hey, also careful

498
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: if you click when it says accept changes, you could

499
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,199
Speaker 1: double click. You could make the same bet twice and

500
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: I am, uh, well, it gaves you a notice saying, hey,

501
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: you have the same teams twice or something like one

502
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: of those times where you did say that. So I

503
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 1: had Tennessee minus six first half thank you, and against

504
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: Missouri and someone else, and they were up six, weren't

505
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 1: they They were up seven eighteen minutes. They were up

506
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 1: five when I put this bet in and I was like,

507
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: all right, Tennessee looks like they're about to start pulling away.

508
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, here it comes. It's gutting

509
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: down to it and there's two and a half minutes

510
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: left and it's a tie game, and it's like Tennessee

511
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: minus half a point first half, and I was like,

512
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: give me that, baby, they did that, well, hold on,

513
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: they're up bye, they go down they hit it three.

514
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: Whoa yeah, there's twenty seconds left and I'm like, hell yeah,

515
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: goddamn minus half point. Missouri comes down right corner three

516
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: and I'm like no, no, And there's eight seconds left.

517
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: Is it tied? It's time? And I'm like, oh, damn it, no,

518
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,719
Speaker 1: get your own green men, they whip yourself. They in balance,

519
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: gets to half court, he drows it right out three.

520
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: How much hundred hundred We're gonna lose him. We're gonna

521
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: find him in a ditch. You want to know how

522
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 1: I did this weekend? I got a divorce. I made

523
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars hell. And you know what I did.

524
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: I went downtown. I cheated guys. I mean, I'm hitting

525
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: and there was one night I hit a three game partlay.

526
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 1: I went to bed all the West Coast games and

527
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: they gave me a partlay boost. So I was like, man,

528
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: I know whatever. So I took Arizona State plus seven

529
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 1: and a half. I took a Utah State minus two,

530
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: and you see Davis like minus two. Hell yeah, I

531
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: woke up in the morning they all hit Vegas. Yeah yeah,

532
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: I mean it was crash out because you said I

533
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 1: never it was unbelieved. I mean, pay rent with that, dude.

534
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 1: I was just bawling out, hitting two and three game

535
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: parlays all day and all that their skill or would

536
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: you admit it was a little bit. No, it's not

537
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,719
Speaker 1: all skill. Hell, there's times I'm like, they're up by

538
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: fourteen and I'm like, foul the foul, foul, foul them,

539
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they some of these

540
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: teams were up sixteen and they were still fouling and

541
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: playing hard. Guys got but it was the tournament. You

542
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: got to realize that, and they're gonna do the same

543
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: damn thing in March. Oh, I missed one by three

544
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: pointer at the buzzer, one of those useless threes. I'm like, oh,

545
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: you mother, you know, like you player, dude. I mean

546
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: I was betting on some random teams too, though. I'd

547
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: be watching the game and I'd be like, oh, they

548
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: look like Indiana was playing. Uh yeah, they got barrel rolls. No,

549
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: don't know who. Did they play the night before where

550
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: they were losing Maryland? Yes, And I was like, oh,

551
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm watching it. I'm going Maryland can't shoot there, Indiana's

552
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: gonna start dominating. So I said, all right, give me

553
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: Indiana plus two go ahead. They were down by seven

554
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: at the time, and here they go. They went on

555
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: a ten o run. I was like, hell, yeah, let's go.

556
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: The best feeling has when you predict the run. You're like,

557
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: I predicted that. No, you predict the run right when

558
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: it happens, like right when you bet, and then it changes, Yes,

559
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: because everything changed. I mean the odds are crazy, dad, Yes, game,

560
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: it was so funny. Can I give you some advice?

561
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: And then when you would lose one, I'm like, damn,

562
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: I need to catch up, and need to catch up.

563
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 1: You were chasing like I mean, oh, dude, Okay, let

564
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: me tell you stupid Xavier. I watched hold On I

565
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: bet before the game. I watched them the first doesn't

566
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: matter when you bet it. They got ben over and

567
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: hammered the whole game. No, but I had them plus

568
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: two because I watched in the first couple of days

569
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: and they're tournament in the Big East, and I'm like,

570
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: hell yeah, their guards are great. I watched Marquette. Marquette

571
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: struggling against Saint John's didn't look too hot. I was like,

572
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: I'll take Xavier plus two. They lost fifty. There was

573
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,239
Speaker 1: my three game, the Sunday you're talking about last day.

574
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: I had Houston minus nine and a half against Cincinnati.

575
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: I had Dayton minus four and a half or five

576
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: and a half against Fordham, and then i'd Xavier plus

577
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: two against lost it. But was that championship Saturday? That

578
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: was It was dude, because that we had, we had Xavier,

579
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, Mazer, gonna need to re

580
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: up the account. Xavier just got beat by forty. But

581
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: Alabama minus nine and a half against Missouri, and I

582
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: had Perdue minus seven and a half against Ohio State

583
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: and I booked that one right away, right when Ohio

584
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: State won their game before I was doing minus bets live. No,

585
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: this was pregame. This one was you bet Ohio State

586
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: at their highest and I knew Ohio State was gonna

587
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: play on Saturday. That was gonna be their fourth game

588
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: in four days. Legs, exhausted, perdue, gonna crush them. Yeah,

589
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: the dow Jones. So I hit down. I hit those two,

590
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,479
Speaker 1: and then the third game of the parlay, I had

591
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: Iona minus. You don't know a damn thing about the

592
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: Golden Eagles. You've seen a lot of Iona this I

593
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: have not, but Rick Beatino's the coach. They were the

594
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: number one team. They were in the NCAA tournament last year.

595
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: They were minus fifteen against Merist, who was like the

596
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: next to last team in their conference. Somehow made it

597
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: the title game. I looked it up earlier in the game.

598
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: Ear they played Marist meet him by like eighteen. I

599
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: was like, give me Iona hit that three gamer, baby

600
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: lot Scott. It's all finding cute until somebody in your

601
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: family sees written on a piece of paper Iona and

602
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: Marist and they're gonna say, we need to talk. Iona

603
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: shoots the three. I don't know if they shoot the

604
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: three oh, did you watch the game? Now? Was at

605
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: the soccer game? Uh? And then I had Eddie freaking

606
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: samu Houston State, the number one team in their conference.

607
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: They're down by one with eight minutes to go. I said,

608
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: give me this win on Saturday Friday. I hell if,

609
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what day. This was Thursday. They're all

610
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: blending together. They were all putting together. I did they

611
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: playing Grand Canyon, Grand Canyon that game, but I had

612
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: him plus three and a half baby and they lost

613
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: by three. It was amazing the did you watch the game?

614
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: I did? I did watch it. Why do you kids

615
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,719
Speaker 1: want to eat tonight? Anything? You guys are a lobster?

616
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: And I had San Diego State minus fourteen. Do you

617
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: watch that game against San Jose State? Oh? I watched it,

618
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: and oh boy, here we go. We're coming down to

619
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: the wire. We got two free throws to make it sixteen.

620
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: We make the first one, missed the second, so early

621
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: up fifteen. Oh my god, here comes San Jose State.

622
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: They did they thrown in, they missed. We cover by one.

623
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: Oh night game, Yeah, it was really late. I was

624
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: passed out by then. I was up all night. Man.

625
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: I went to bed because we had to work waggle

626
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: in the park. But twenty people and twenty dogs. It

627
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: was where you walk dogs. No, you had to fake

628
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: like you liked them so that they'd resign their leases.

629
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: But we did that. Dude. I went to bed at

630
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: seven on Saturday and woke up at seven on Sunday,

631
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: twelve hours a phenomenal. I mean, I live betted Duke

632
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: minus four and a half against Miami, Kansas minus six

633
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: and a half against Iowa State and Texas A and

634
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: m minus one and a half against Arkansas. You dollar

635
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: bets at a time, what's the what's the most bet

636
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: you did? I did a hundred on the Volves minus

637
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: a half a point live. Yeah, here's my question. I

638
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: did fifty or twenty five every time. So these betting

639
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: they they're not gonna let you put up one hundred

640
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. They're not gonna let you bet hundreds of

641
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars. They're not because it's called limits and

642
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: they want you to be responsible. Is there a limit

643
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: the number of bets you can place? Like if this

644
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: fool's pump it out two hundred a day, are they

645
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: gonna red flag it? No? I don't think so man.

646
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, because you understand you can't deposit one hundred thousand.

647
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: Do you know why they're not gonna red flag it? Why?

648
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: Because this dumba's gonna lose all. That's why my three part,

649
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: my one with the Bush. They love that you had

650
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: a great weekend. I didn't you weekend. You're gonna lose

651
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: it all. You see Riverside minus two and a half,

652
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: Utah State minus three, in Arizona State plus four. You

653
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: want to know how many times I've seen you see

654
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: Riverside and Utah State played zero? Damn tie. I don't

655
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: like that that you're now doing that. That's just fending.

656
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: No no, no conference. I'm gonna tell just by listening.

657
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: Have you been there before? Gosh, you've been there before.

658
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: And then you think you know what you're doing. Before

659
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: you say you bet on these games, I want you

660
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: to say you research them, not I didn't know. Damn

661
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: think about it? You want of them? I would look

662
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: I did look them up, and I would say, Okay,

663
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: the number one seeing the conference tournament is playing the

664
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: eight seed. They're only a two and a half point favorite.

665
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: Give me the one seed. Absolutely, I mean, how can

666
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: the number one basing it off of coaches and seeds.

667
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: Coach I liked, at least look up three pointers stats. Howbody,

668
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: what's their free throw? If a team sucks ass in

669
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: the game's like about five points, it's halftime. Teams down

670
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: five and they've shot thirty percent. Take them every time

671
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: because they're not gonna shoot another thirty percent. I do

672
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: if I'm watching the game and I'm like, man, they're

673
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: getting open shots, they're just missing them. Oh yeah, let me,

674
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: let me let me fill out the shot chart here

675
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: on the kids ome work. Oh man, dude, you want

676
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: to talk about a blast. Dude, they turn in their

677
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: homework today. Why are these minus and pluses on? Ah?

678
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: You want to know what's a blast? Yeah, we've been

679
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: doing it for the past ten years. Wow, I'm impressed,

680
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: little box like you wrote, KENNI saw that's really cool.

681
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: What did that? Kennisa stayed interesting. Yeah, I mean I

682
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: I bet Alabama minus eight and a half over Missouri,

683
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: and I bet Princeton minus two and a half over Pin.

684
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: I mean, it was watched that game. I did watch

685
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: that game. Watch those freaking Princeton Yale. It only beat

686
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: them two out of the last fourteen times or something

687
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: like that. Whatever pin and so I was like, Oh,

688
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: that's got Princeton's got to come back. And then the

689
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: next day they were playing Yale and I was like, oh, no,

690
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: so how much money did you put in? Uh? No,

691
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: I was already in with my bets from the Eagles

692
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: ball No Eagles and forty nine And why so you

693
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: have some of my white Sox? No? Man? No, yeah,

694
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: remember you gave me no money for that bat. None.

695
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: You gave me no money for that. Uh, what's what's

696
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: your game plan? The Eagles forty nine ers? That was

697
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: your dad's bet. No, No, he had his money in there,

698
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: But I had Eagles forty nine. No he has My

699
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: dad has one hundred ten dollars left in there. No,

700
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: it's a there's eleven ten in there. No, there's one thousand,

701
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: nine hundred. I mean, I'm telling you guys, I was

702
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: on fire, on fire. What's the game plan? My game

703
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: plane plan is to live bet again this weekend and

704
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: then how much? Oh I don't know. You're gonna leave

705
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: it all in there and keep keep going house money

706
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: twenty five bucks to parlay, baby, But what apart? That's

707
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 1: how you bet? Everything? You told me though, was even money.

708
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: Did you do anywhere it was a plus one, because

709
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: that's how you really generate high amounts. I'm telling you

710
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: I had plus Sam Houston State, I had plus on

711
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,439
Speaker 1: plus points, but it was like plus two hundreds money

712
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,919
Speaker 1: plus odds. Well, yet, guys, all of them were plus

713
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: money out when he this part three plus two nine, Right,

714
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a plus. But I'm seeing it. My

715
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: three pick parlay, it was plus five ninety five, Right,

716
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: that'll be plus five ninety five. But I'm talking about

717
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: each individual one. Like if you pick a hockey team

718
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: that's a big time underdog and they win. No, see,

719
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: I'm not doing your dumb bread what you need to

720
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: do lacrosse? Lacrosse is going on right now. Do you

721
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: hear him? Do you know what you want to do?

722
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: Is you want to increase your odds? No? I want

723
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: to give myself the best chance to win. So if

724
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm watching a game and I feel good, like like

725
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: Eddie thought, Mark, we thought Marquet when we were sitting

726
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: here watching it was gonna come back and beat who

727
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: Saint John's did, and they did. Have you ever heard

728
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 1: of WUTA? Yeah, Women's Tennis Association Right now, go live

729
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: and Fernandez is playing Caroline Garcia. You're so hot, then

730
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: give us one man, dude, it was all live. I'm

731
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: telling you. Yeah, you know what. We've been telling you

732
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: this for ten years. No, but you haven't won like that.

733
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: I'll never talking about I win like that all the time.

734
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: I don't bet like that. When I hit my first one,

735
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: I was just like, Okay, now I got a little

736
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: mine to play with. Let's go. Did you hit your

737
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: first one? Yes? And so then that's what That's how

738
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: they get you. Let's see, coach, you're in. They got you.

739
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: They got you right where they want you. Oh no,

740
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: they don't. Yeah, they they got me a lot of

741
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: championship trophies they're giving me. You see them with the confetti. Whoa, Hey,

742
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: by a chance, you didn't get a profit boost, did you?

743
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Oh, don't worry, you will.

744
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: What about a no lose bet? Oh yeah, you lose

745
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: because they give it back to you in twenty dollars

746
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: free bet. It's not real money, hey, it's just make

747
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: here's my first one. They ever heard of a same

748
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: game parlay that ring of SGP. My first bet was

749
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: Kansas minus three over West Virginia and UCLA minus nine

750
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: over Colorado. I can't wait to hear about a coach

751
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: after the no, no, no. And then here's the thing.

752
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: Ucla I thought was gonna lose. They were stro they

753
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: were It was neck and neckt the whole game time,

754
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: no no against Colorado. I thought they were the one guy,

755
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: the uh Tiger Campbell. No, yeah, the other guys he is,

756
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: yeah in jig Boar what's his name? What No nine

757
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: in jim Ba. I thought he has like doesn any

758
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: wear a headband and he has like crazy long hair.

759
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a perm Yeah, I know

760
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: you're talking. He played for him. Still, no, no, I'm

761
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: glad I knew that before filled out my bracket. So

762
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: as Colorado and UCLA are tied with like seven minutes

763
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: to go, yeah used him Bona. Yeah, THEI out They

764
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: had a live bet Ucla minus six and a half

765
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: and San Diego State was pretty much tied with Colorado

766
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: State minus two and a half. And I was like, oh,

767
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: if I already took UCLA minus nine, gotta take a

768
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: minus six and a half because I'm not I'm gonna

769
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,959
Speaker 1: lose the first one. Well, hell, they ended up winning

770
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 1: by like fourteen, So I want both those damn bests. Hey,

771
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: Jalen Clark too, he's out, Thank you man. It was

772
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: amazing noted before my bracket gets filled out. Yeah, coach,

773
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: you got two dudes injured UCLA. That's tough going to

774
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: the tournament. I mean, look, guys, it was. It was

775
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: a hell of a weekend. Um, And do you guys

776
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: agree with this? They said the committee did take into

777
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: effect if you guys had an injured player on your

778
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 1: team when they were doing the march matchess. But doesn't

779
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: look like they did to u c LA. You think

780
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: UCLA would have been a one. See did they give

781
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: Houston a one seed if they had that injured? He's

782
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: not hurt. He's hurt. No, he's not. What insight info

783
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: do you have? They didn't play him. They said they

784
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: didn't plan him to be to be careful. This precautionary, Yeah,

785
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: growing be careful. Let me see him cut. You can

786
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: say it's precautionary until I see him actually move. And

787
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: here's the thing. They move on Thursday. They won't need

788
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: him Thursday. They don't even need to play him Thursday.

789
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: There's one against the sixteen. They're gonna win that game

790
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: if they I don't know if they played Thursday or Friday,

791
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: but they win that game, you don't need him till

792
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 1: the second game. Really, it gives him a week. But still, man,

793
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: groin You ever put your groin you? No, I haven't exactly. Yeah,

794
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 1: but we'll be right back. The hell I just tossed

795
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: a break early and you said we're in time. What

796
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: wasn't the right time? When is the right time? When

797
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: is the right time for Aaron Rodgers to tell us?

798
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: What the hell he's gonna do? Mister, I'm not gonna

799
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: drag it out. Turn out the lights, guys, I just

800
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 1: dropped my pants for the nighttime retreat. What what he cares?

801
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: He'll tell you when he tells you. You understand. You

802
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: know why we're talking about it? Yeah, because he's not

803
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: telling you it shapes Yeah. How many times you ask

804
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: your dad this? You and your dad talked about this

805
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: morning the way to work. Have you heard anything about Rogers?

806
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: I slept for twelve hours last night. Hey, dad, I

807
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: think I'm getting a divorce. No, but have you heard

808
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: about Rogers? Dad? I'm worried you cheated son? Rogers? Dad?

809
00:39:54,920 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: You're working anymore? No, it shapes the entire hire NFL

810
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: and the season doesn't start till September. No, no, no,

811
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: but no, no no. Aaron Rodgers decision shapes the entire

812
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: quarterback carousel where they go. Fantasy draft isn't until like

813
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: five months. It's not about the fantasy What does it

814
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: affect besides the fives or the Green Bay Packers and

815
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: the Jets. And I'll hang up and listen, Well, what

816
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: is it effect for anything? He's gonna go to the

817
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: Jets and then Aaron Love is going to be the

818
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: quarterback j Yeah, yes, or he doesn't. The Packers come

819
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: out and said, you know, like they said, are they

820
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: gonna be? Is he gonna be the quarterback? Nation He goes, well,

821
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: not if the way it works out for us, we

822
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: got good cheese. They they don't want him back, the Packers.

823
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: So Aaron Rodgers has all the power and he can decide, Hey,

824
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to stay in Green Bay.

825
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: Screw the Jets over, screw the Packers over. Then the

826
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: Jets have no quarterback. Then they are just freaking freaking out. Well,

827
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: the Jets just got lucky this year. I mean they

828
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: had they have a lot of talent. But they had

829
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: a season that nobody predicted. True, so and that one

830
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: said they're gonna have a good year if they get

831
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers and they make a playoff run. That's crazy

832
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: that you could do it that quickly. So they have

833
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: to get Rogers. Packers are done with Rogers because Rogers

834
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: sucked in the playoffs this year. The team was so

835
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: god awful. You couldn't draft Aaron Jones because they weren't unwatchable.

836
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: They're so tired. They're tired of Aaron Rodgers antics in

837
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: Green Bay. They want to be done with that. It's like,

838
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, dud, we have to do this every

839
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: offseason where we had to sit here and beg and oh,

840
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: please come back. Are you gonna play it for us?

841
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: We don't want to be held hostage by you anymore.

842
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: We're tired of it. Your drama has become too much.

843
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's like the crazy because you're adding

844
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: to it right now. It's like the crazy scale on

845
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: Hot Chicks that they did on How I Met Your Mother.

846
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: You can be a certain level of hotness, but once

847
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: you get to a certain level of crazy, that hotness

848
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 1: at the craziness outweighs it. And that's what Aaron Rodgers is.

849
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: His craziness has outweighed what he is worth than the

850
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: Green Bay. You think he's hot, It has nothing to do.

851
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. His talent level has out so you

852
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: would his craziest bang Rogers. No, his drama has outweighed

853
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 1: his skill level. Now they're done with it. Let us

854
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 1: have Jordan's love, let us play with him. Please. They

855
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: are begging him to go to the Jets. They are

856
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: begging that. He says, yes, I want to go to

857
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: the Jets. Which team had the fewest receptions from their

858
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: wide receivers last season? Bears, Titans, Bears or Giants? Titans,

859
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm going Titans. You're Bears, They're Giants. The Bears. Come on, Bears. Wow,

860
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: there you go. Are you excited about your Bears? Stoked?

861
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: What a great trade by the Chicago Bears. Absolutely. I

862
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: mean we get an number one wide receiver in Dj Moore,

863
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: We get a first round pick next year and two

864
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: second round picks. That is a great freaking And how

865
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 1: many more receivers could you have? He got more? Two?

866
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: Ey Tony or did you trade those guys? We have

867
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: Darryl Mooney, and we have Chase Claypool and we have

868
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: Cole Commet at tight ends. So we got three wid

869
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: David Montgomery, he may be gone them after that. We

870
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 1: may not. We may cut him. And you got Cleil Herbert.

871
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: I mean we are. We're gonna be if Justin Herbert,

872
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: not Justin Herbert, if Justin Fields on Justin Oh my god,

873
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: I would take Justin Herbert all day. Sounds you're telling

874
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: me the Los Angeles charges today and said, hey, we'll

875
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: give you Justin Herbert, and you give us Justin Fields

876
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: and your number one pick. Bye, see you later. Justin Fields,

877
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: give me Herbert and we'll give you Soldier Field. Oh

878
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: my god, take regularly too. Me and Herbert would run

879
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: around naked soldier, jump in the water, first polar plugs,

880
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: clothes off, last one Lake. Michigan's a rotten nag. But yes,

881
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: I am so happy with the Bears got I thought

882
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: they got a ton for the first pig. When there's

883
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: not a clear number one quarterback, it's crazy. So who

884
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: are they gonna get? They're saying that the Panthers want CJ. Stroud,

885
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,959
Speaker 1: but could they'd be going for Anthony Richardson the freaking

886
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: quarterback from Florida because he's I mean everything, huge athletic.

887
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: He can jump really high, he can jump high, he

888
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: can run fast. But here's my question. You could be

889
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: going for Bryce Young who you guys, No, no, no, no, no,

890
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: no no no. This is the trade. Is the t

891
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: try it out at number one. We're back to number nine.

892
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: Carolina is looking for a QB goddess and we didn't.

893
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: Stroud is horrible and then called them up in the

894
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: NFL standards. He had one cute game and it was

895
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,439
Speaker 1: in the playoffs and that was it. That's what I'm

896
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: saying about Anthony Richardson. Guys, have you seen him in

897
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: the combine grade? He can jump high? Can't you throw

898
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: the ball? I saw that one. McShay said, Oh, I

899
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: mean Anthony Richardon. This is how he highlighted him. He

900
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 1: goes he had two four yard games. Uh yeah, exactly.

901
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: That's how you again getting some dog crap exactly, some

902
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: bi directional school. But people fall in love with the

903
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: what they can be bi directional. It's southwest Missouri states.

904
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: Nothing usually pick them in your bracket, and I might

905
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: if you want to support Northeast. If you want to

906
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: bi directional teams pick him in your brackets. I'm just

907
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: saying there's nothing wrong with the directional team. But yeah,

908
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: I don't know who they're gonna get, but I don't care,

909
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: thank you, And I don't know why they gave us

910
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: DJ more along with that. That's great. He may be

911
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: an expensive wide receiver. The Bears got plenty of cap space.

912
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: We'll take them. We need weapons and boil boy. Am

913
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: I happy? Because here's the thing. Did that just go

914
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: down today? Like four days two days ago? Maybe two

915
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: days ago? What day were what day is this? I

916
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: don't know, Monday? Okay? So it also if they Panthers,

917
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: they're gonna draft a quarterback, guess what. Hopefully they'll suck

918
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: this year. And we got their number one pick next year,

919
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: so hopefully it'll be in the top ten, maybebe number

920
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: one overall. Good job Bears, Good job Bears. Why are

921
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: you yelling like a five years The season doesn't start today.

922
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: It's March madness, coach. If you talk to your dad

923
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: and your brother about the Bears. Yes, my brother is

924
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: the one that called me with the breaking news. Yeah,

925
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: the box left breaking this news. You see the Bears

926
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: and said, how about them? Bears. I was like, what

927
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: about him? He goes it just went down. The trade

928
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: just went down, And I said, what he goes? Yeah,

929
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: So I logged on Boom there it was. I mean,

930
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: I guess he's not doing much at work. I think

931
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: he went down on Friday afternoon. He's not really paying

932
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: attention to real work. But he got that trade for

933
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I've talked to my dad about the trade.

934
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: Didn't talk to you dad about the trade, I don't think.

935
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: So we talked a little bit about March Madness and

936
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: the basketball and Kansas losing and Alabama winning, and he

937
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: thought Alabama looked good. But I don't think. And I

938
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: did talk to No Chief Keith three to two final

939
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: scorel a kid. I rotted up a piece of used

940
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: toilet papers. Three to two. Yankees beat the Philly Yeah,

941
00:46:54,920 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: Tiger Campbell kid Texas. He's gonna win their each though

942
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: they might they're really good, they ain't win it all.

943
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: Though nobody can tell me who's gonna win it all.

944
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: I just gave me the UIL money affecting March Madness

945
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: faster than somebody can get their knobbed off on Broadway

946
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: on a Friday night, wow. No, No. Ray said, he

947
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: can't tell you who's gonna win, but he can tell

948
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: you who's not gonna win. That's true, that's true. I

949
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: mean that's you ain't gonna win, ain't gonna winna. I

950
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: will tell you guys right now. Not from a fan standpoint.

951
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: You can have your fandom. I bet them multiple times

952
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: in a parlay, and they will leave you so sad,

953
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: so broken, and guess what, you will be puckered and

954
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,760
Speaker 1: you will not be able to walk for thirty minutes.

955
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: Because it seems so obvious that they should win the game.

956
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: Kansas ain't gonna win, Houston. They got an injured star player.

957
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: Houston can win it all. I thought the guy's injured. No, Eddie,

958
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 1: I've been telling you he's not. In everything I see

959
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: as him laying on the ground in the fetal position

960
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: that was on the core. They might as well raw

961
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: an outline around him. He looks like police chalk tape.

962
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: I do love that UNC is not gonna win at all.

963
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: Not only are they not gonna win at all, they

964
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: said no to the nit, they said, nope, we are

965
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: done with this season. So all those rumors about them,

966
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: the players sleeping with each other's girlfriends and them hating

967
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: each other has to be true. There's no way a

968
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: coach Cock was banging all their girlfriends. No. Supposedly, uh,

969
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: supposedly Caleb Love. Supposedly Caleb Love slept with R. J.

970
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: Davis's girlfriend. Who and what did Baycock do about that?

971
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. He may have watched, he may have clucked.

972
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. But supposedly they all hated each other

973
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: because of this, and they got invited to play in

974
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: the n I and they said, you know what, not,

975
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: we're done. We're going to concentrate on next season, which

976
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 1: means coach is done with these damn guys and doesn't

977
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: want to be around them, doesn't want them to play anymore,

978
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: doesn't want to hold any more practices. That's how bad

979
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: it is. They need Jordan to go back to his

980
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: alma mater and drop trou and then everybody can be

981
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: fine with each other. If Jordan showed up today and

982
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: UNC was in the tournament, would they win it all

983
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 1: with Jordan? If what if Michael Jordan was still playing? No,

984
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: just right now, they said, okay, you know what, Jordan,

985
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: you can come play for UNC. We're gonna put them

986
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: in as a five seed and he's gonna play at

987
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: A as a sixty year old? Yeah? Would they win

988
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: the NC tournament? No, that's wrong with you? Hey? And also,

989
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 1: did you just disguise or would you rather got us? God?

990
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: We fell for we just I just I didn't say

991
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: the words. I just think, I honestly think Michael Jordan

992
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: at sixty is better than anybody in there. I've seen

993
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 1: some clips him unc Yeah, did you guys see those

994
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: dumb ass clips where a kid played basketball with him

995
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: in the Bahamas. He's not as flexible as he used

996
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: to be. He has a jumper, he doesn't drive the ball.

997
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: That's gonna win you a championship. Maybe at Kansas, not

998
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: in North That might be the dumbest would you rather ever? No, No, there,

999
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: it's not a would you rather? We just were talking

1000
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: about North Carol and then someone said someone they need

1001
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: Jordan back, So it made me think, do you think

1002
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: they could win the national title with Jordan? No? Hey,

1003
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: does Gonzaga still have the same people they had last year?

1004
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: They got Drew Timmy, They don't have the tall just

1005
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: have Timmy. They don't have chat Ho Ho, they don't

1006
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 1: have Jalen Oh well then screw them. Never mind. No,

1007
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: they're they're not They're not what they used to. I

1008
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I I need to go on YouTube.

1009
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: I've not seen UCLA play. I've not seen Arizona play.

1010
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: I've not seen Gonzaga play. If they're out West, I've

1011
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: never seen him play this year. Here's the thing. You

1012
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: CLA just had injuries like recently. So whatever you watch

1013
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 1: on YouTube, it's not gonna be them. Oh okay, well

1014
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna watch the nineteen eighty nine Ucla brewing.

1015
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying earlier, Hey, Kareem Jordan with the North Carolina

1016
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: tar Heels, they were damn good. Hey this Kareem guy's goods?

1017
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: His name back then? Christian Hey, Christian later down low

1018
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: mother stoppable with grand later came back with Grant Hill

1019
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: and Duke. Would they win at all? Oh? With dude

1020
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: with Grant Hill? Yes? Yes, do you see j Christian

1021
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: later and Grant Hill came back. I was watching the

1022
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: wrong Michigan clip Juwan Howard Rotheran coaching. He was flying.

1023
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that's enough. Maybe maybe they wouldn't win

1024
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: it all. Maybe Jordan Nush so happy? Where are you

1025
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: on selection Sunday. That was pretty much. You watch it? Hell,

1026
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: yes I did. He didn't watch it after his thing

1027
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: on Friday. Guys, it's the biggest day of my life.

1028
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: Did you watch it? No, I don't watch it. You

1029
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: don't watch him unveil the brackets and see the teams

1030
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: react when they get an owl. Now, what do I care?

1031
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: They all react the same way. Coach. Well, you know

1032
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: how they do the regions and they do Southwest, Midwest,

1033
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: north Central, Well, they do south and they didn't do Tennessee.

1034
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: Tennessee was in the west, but I guess it's not

1035
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: where your grat grag graphically local hated no, no, because

1036
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: then they would have to only take teams from the west. Right,

1037
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: So Bayzer season, she goes what Tennessee didn't make it.

1038
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: They just announced the South. That's bullshit. And I was

1039
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: like yeah, I was like, Banzer, it's not geographical. They

1040
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: can go in different quads. Yeah, they got her. They

1041
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 1: got women nationwise, and be careful if you turn on ESPN.

1042
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: They've been showing the women's bracket around the whole thing

1043
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: for a second. Indiana was the number one seeds they

1044
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: are and women's No. But when we come back. We

1045
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: are going to pick a wom winning the winner of

1046
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: the women's bracket right after this. I'm taking South Carolina

1047
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: to win it all. I'll take Yukon all right. I mean, dude,

1048
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: you're like my one teacher in high school. Everybody's filling

1049
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: out a men's in Cuba, a March Madness bracket, and

1050
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: my one teacher says, I've got the women's brackets if

1051
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: anybody's interested, and not one damn person would sign up

1052
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: with her, but she would probably put it outside of

1053
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: her class. And not one person did the women's bracket,

1054
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: but she would. Just two teachers did brackets at school.

1055
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: The guys like no, with a teacher, no, it's not

1056
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 1: like they gamble. But she just goes if anybody wants

1057
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: to fill out a women's bracket, I have them. Nobody does, see,

1058
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: they should do it for like a hundred, like one

1059
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 1: hundred on a test. Like if you win the bracket

1060
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: in the class, then you get one hundred for one test.

1061
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 1: That's great, not including the final. It's like a bonus.

1062
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: It's like extra credit. Yeah yeah, because like you get

1063
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: a ticket and you get to choose win to redeem it.

1064
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: Like on the sore losers Facebook page. You're doing that

1065
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: ten dollars to enter, and they're gonna put all the

1066
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: names in a hat and you're gonna get one women's team.

1067
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm in it. I don't even know who cares. I'll

1068
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: take a chance on winning. That give me South Carolina.

1069
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: I hope I get them. They're undefeated. I don't know

1070
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: anything about them. Don't know. If I drive by your

1071
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: house and you've got the women's NC douablea march madness on,

1072
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: you lose all respect for me. Well, I not watch it.

1073
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: You know what a good team was the one that

1074
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: beat the Yukon? That girl? Was it? A South Carolina

1075
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: made a jumper in the corner right see, you just

1076
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: watched it, gino Ari Emma. He finally lost. I mean,

1077
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: those are the good moment. I don't know when the

1078
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: last time Yukon won. To have they won in a while,

1079
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I think they're good. I have

1080
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: no idea though. I know they have a girl named

1081
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: Paige Beckers because she tore ACL one year, maybe last year,

1082
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: maybe this year. I don't know. Sam Houston State in

1083
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: the tournament. They're in the n I no, no, no.

1084
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: In the women's I have no idea, though, I don't know.

1085
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know if your daughter was playing or not.

1086
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: Michigan State squeezed in guys. Oh no, no, no, no,

1087
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 1: your daughters. No, no, MICHAELA. They got they were like

1088
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 1: twelve and sixteen on the year. Oh they got beat

1089
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: by the number one seed, your Brackett. But I don't

1090
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: know by like sixteen Uh teams out of the tournament

1091
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: Michigan yep, uh, another big one, ain't. Eddie Sleeper of

1092
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: NC State got in by the they're in though, the nine, eleven,

1093
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: eleven whatever, one of the last teams in. He's like, oh,

1094
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: take THEMN man. I do watch him? Yes, okay, good

1095
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: because I said they went sleeper. No, no, no, they were.

1096
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: They're such a sleeper they didn't even make it. Yeah,

1097
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: they're a five seat I believe. Uh you you don't

1098
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: like you just like him because the fat guy, he

1099
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 1: goes easy. He's not fat. He's a bully. Don't dude,

1100
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 1: he's fat. Dude, he's a bully. Have you watched him? No?

1101
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: But I will tell y'all about when Edley can get

1102
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: off my damn TV. I'll be a happy man because

1103
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of turning it on and seeing his

1104
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: big ass all over my TV. I want to see basketball.

1105
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,399
Speaker 1: I don't want to see a guy that just takes

1106
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: the ball one foot from the rim and does a

1107
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: little hook shot. Oh so he didn't like Shaq. I

1108
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: mean it was dunks. Jack was a foot shorter, he'd

1109
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: be flipping hot hot dogs at a meat market. But

1110
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: Shack was a foot shorter, and I'll hang up and listen.

1111
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: He could move d He just looks so slow. He

1112
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: looks unathletic. Yeah, but he makes everything he does from

1113
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 1: that far out. But that's why you mean, that's what

1114
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: you want a big guy. It's jealousy because if he

1115
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,800
Speaker 1: how tall? Is he seven four seven nine? If he

1116
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: was seven eleven a foot shorter, he would suck. He

1117
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: would not even be playing college basketball. Well yeah, but

1118
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: that's because he would have to. He literally can't. But

1119
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: he is as tall as he But maybe he was

1120
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: a foot shorter, he'd probably be able to move. It's

1121
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: harder to move when you're seven eleven. What about Brandon

1122
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: Miller's got handles like him? Is he's seven eleven six nine? Okay,

1123
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: that's six inches difference. Man, that's a big difference. Six nine,

1124
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 1: that's tall man. But yes, but that's not seven four. No,

1125
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: it's not seven four or seven whatever. Eddie, I don't

1126
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: even know how. I don't know what he is, That's

1127
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yes, six inches is a lot. You

1128
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 1: guys just told me two inches a lot. Let me

1129
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: show you six And Eddie's wife said two inches a lot. Well,

1130
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of something that can show us. Eighty

1131
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 1: is seven four. That's massive. Well, and he's not going

1132
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: the NBA because there's no room for that in our game.

1133
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 1: There's no in the NBA. Oh, I don't think he will.

1134
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: There's no big He can't move like that. He can't

1135
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 1: move fast enough for the NBA. He can't even run. Guys,

1136
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: they're gonna one him on a team where where's talking

1137
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: is Facco Taco small bets for the CEO Taco Taco. Yeah,

1138
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: he ain't in there. He's not in the NBA. It

1139
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: was like a week. Yeah, but he was skinny. He's big,

1140
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,280
Speaker 1: Zach Edy's big, right, but he can't move. That's the problem.

1141
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: If you can't move, you ain't gonna be able to

1142
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: play in the NBA. Like Roy Hibbert was the big

1143
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: man in the NBA. He was everything. He was huge,

1144
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: He signed a big contract and then they started shifting

1145
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: to where the big guy had to shoot. Roy Hibbert

1146
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: was out of the NBA two years later. That's true,

1147
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: Andre Drummond, he just shit all of them. Who's your

1148
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: final four? My final he let me look at it?

1149
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: Hold on my final four. I'll tell you right now.

1150
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, man, you want to make money,

1151
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: this is what you do. Your final four is Alabama, Tennessee.

1152
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: What the drunk watch you like? Sec Man? No, Alabama?

1153
00:57:53,120 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: I watched the whole Texas in Connecticut. I mean that's

1154
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: the most random final four I've heard. Okay, not bad. Well,

1155
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: after my first glance, I have Duke Arizona, Texas, and Yukon.

1156
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: So you like Connecticut? Ye? Go ahead? Well I need

1157
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: to know about the Houston dude, But you're never gonna know.

1158
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: They're not gonna tell you. They're gonna say he's fine

1159
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: because they don't want to tip you off as your idiots.

1160
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like Texas is gonna flop? They will?

1161
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: Is there a guard good? Which one? Because A and

1162
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: M's guard is damn good. He might be the best

1163
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 1: player on their team. Um, I guess give me Texas

1164
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: and I haven't seen you Cla, I haven't seen TCU

1165
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: coach just say something. He really doesn't matter. H Grand Canyon.

1166
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: They beat Sam They're damn good. They shoot the three

1167
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: like I'm see that same spot two corner three. Okay.

1168
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 1: And also, guys, we need to make the basketball court

1169
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 1: bigger because that corner three. These guys when when you're

1170
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: looking at Brandon Miller standing in the corner, his feet,

1171
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: don't they barely fit? Yeah, like we need to get

1172
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: like back in the day, the guys were a lot

1173
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: smaller and they could fit on the court. Interesting point,

1174
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: I see them, so widen it not Yeah, widen it

1175
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: because I see these people are on the sideline. They

1176
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: step out of bounds a lot because their feet are

1177
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: so damn big. There's like half an inch between their

1178
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: heel and the out of bounds when they're shooting the three.

1179
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: You know what, call me a homer, but Michigan State

1180
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: is in a pretty easy quad. To give me Michigan State, Alabama, Texas,

1181
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: and then I just gotta go with freaking Kansas. You

1182
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 1: really you gotta go to Kansas? Yeah, I can't go

1183
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 1: all number ones. But I kind of just Didactians now

1184
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: Texas is a two. It's never all number one. The

1185
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: last five champion ends, I've been number one seeds. They

1186
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 1: have been ye last five champs, number one seeds, Kansas,

1187
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: number one, Baylor number one, Baylor number one in Zaga

1188
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 1: number one, number one who won the village via number

1189
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: two one Villanova. They're not in the tournament, are the dude?

1190
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: They haven't been good in a couple Well, they lost

1191
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: their coach. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah, I mean

1192
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: I think they made the Elite. No, they didn't make it.

1193
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: Did they make the week date last year? I don't remember.

1194
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: Maybe they made the final four last think they were

1195
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: they were in last year? Yeah, I think they were

1196
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: in the final four. I think Kansas beat him in

1197
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: the final four. Okay, but there they were bad this year. Yeah.

1198
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: Jay Wright said we're gonna suck. I'm gonna ahead and retire. Yep.

1199
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: I gotta watch game tape and then I'll do an

1200
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 1: update on Wednesday. Yeah, coach, I mean, really, I have

1201
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 1: no idea yet. Really, it just came out. Nobody has

1202
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: any idea. No, no, no, I have a better idea

1203
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: once I studied it. A little bit, and there's some

1204
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: tool on ESPN. He picked sixty six of the sixty

1205
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 1: seven teams. Correct, they were gonna be in the tournament. Congratulations,

1206
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: put a pin on your nose. It's that's what is

1207
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: losing the illustrious reveal. You can predict it because you

1208
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: can tell us who's in it. And it's like, well,

1209
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: that's no fun, right, I could have picked sixty of

1210
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: sixty seven. Great, he picked sixty six. Congrats. Oh man,

1211
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: I thought Northern Michigan should have got in. Yeah, he

1212
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: picked half of them because they won their conference tournaments,

1213
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: so it's easy to pick those easy and they're paying

1214
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 1: him on the side, fisting him under the table and

1215
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: they come in. Okay, but they had him all over Twitter.

1216
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: He picked sixty six out of sixty seven. Congrats, man,

1217
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: your family still hatchin. You're a bad dad. Oh, Jimmy

1218
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 1: G signed with somebody. Let's see, well her dam breaking it,

1219
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 1: so we're not breaking it. Well, you know who is

1220
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: batter's box. He just SATs me. He goes officially lost.

1221
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: Jimmy G. Hey, kid, this is a lost today. They

1222
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 1: come pick me up, kid. This is a bigger deal

1223
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: than when Oh the Texas have agreed to sign case

1224
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 1: Keenum Cool. That's great, it's awesome, man. What else you got?

1225
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: Mike White is going to Miami on a two year

1226
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 1: deal worth up to sixteen million. Awesome. Oh, The Raiders

1227
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: have signed Jimmy Garoppolo a three year, sixty seven million

1228
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 1: dollar deal including thirty four million guaranteed. Hit that Dow

1229
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: Jones is down and we'll never recover after losing. Will

1230
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: you take me the Vegas kid? You gus? He gave

1231
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 1: me g Yeah, And Keith is excited about the tournament. Kid,

1232
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm a little sad North Carolina is not in it,

1233
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 1: but I can't wait to fill out the bracket. And

1234
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: he said, how much is it again? Is it still

1235
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,439
Speaker 1: a dollar? Is the same as always been? And I said,

1236
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: your name is Keith the inventor of March Madness. There

1237
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 1: is no fee for you to get in, absolutely free. Really,

1238
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: it's free for him? What about me? No, you're double Hey, kid,

1239
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: I know I was free, but I'm here to collect

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Speaker 1: my one thousand dollars. Speaking of I need four entries.

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Speaker 1: I need four emails. Yeah, I sent you three already,

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Speaker 1: he did. Yes, my wife's not playing, Okay, we'll use

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Speaker 1: that email as one of the interrots, So I need

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Speaker 1: to create another email. I'll send it to you today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, justin hit me up. He wanted to do

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Speaker 1: a bracket contest justin between me, him and Bay for

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Speaker 1: ten dollars each, and we each get to fill out

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Speaker 1: two brackets. What so we can win sixty dollars And

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Speaker 1: me and Bay are in the same household, so all

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Speaker 1: I stand to win is twenty dollars. I told him

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Speaker 1: to literally turn around and gop himself. Okay, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: oh boy? So all right, hey, breaking buccaneers get Baker's

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Speaker 1: targeting him. Oh that doesn't mean they got him. All right,

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Speaker 1: I have a great day. No, that's not what we do.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh sorry, go get your shows right. Forgot dude,