Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's Upasaka is Welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: Maaska Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
Speaker 1: I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening to Matasaka Podcasts. Mike, did you know that
Speaker 1: we're number four in Nigeria last week? Number four in Nigeria. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good news. It's a lot of people in Nigeria.
Speaker 1: Who's number five? I don't know, but there's top two hundred.
Speaker 1: Were number four in Nigeria. Wow, I had no idea.
Speaker 1: People listen to me Nigeria. Nothing Nigeria, man, I love
Speaker 1: Nigeria and Guana whatever. That number one in Guyana, number
Speaker 1: one Nigeria. Yeah, number one thousand in the United States. Yeah, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: It's okay, man. We'll work our way up. We're going
Speaker 1: countries by Hey, listen, I'd rather be international than domestic.
Speaker 1: That's actually pretty good, Mike. Yeah, man, I'm international. Man.
Speaker 1: Everybody you know I got Mark by the palm of
Speaker 1: my hand now and everybody else around the world to
Speaker 1: get to know who the funk I am. I think
Speaker 1: everybody knows who the funk you are really. Michael Blackton,
Speaker 1: You're the African king of a comedy where they got
Speaker 1: to get to know Chinese best friend and nobody cares
Speaker 1: about me. Mike, I'm just the squeaky guy in the
Speaker 1: background making weird noises like a fucking you know when
Speaker 1: you don't put the w D forty on your door.
Speaker 1: Everybody's talk less Chinese bus man. I'm like, try do less, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: I don't worry about it. Man, talk more, Chinese best friend.
Speaker 1: I love your shirt, man says a legacy. You're setting
Speaker 1: up a legacy. Man, this is a was that free shirt? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How you know? I'm just all your clothes are like
Speaker 1: yeah free? Yeah, this is like the how many episodes? Now,
Speaker 1: every episode did since you gave me a few free clothes,
Speaker 1: everybody's been d m ng me. Hey, what's your address?
Speaker 1: Let me give you some free clothes please. Everybody sent
Speaker 1: him all the clothes. It has nineteen seventy four on
Speaker 1: the other That mean this is really good? Is a
Speaker 1: good year? Yeah, I'm sure it was. Oh that's when
Speaker 1: you were born. Don't beginning on my age. I was born.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine years old. Motherfucker. You're yes, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a really good from your friends it's the double O
Speaker 1: G brand O, that triple triple O G A bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff. I would probably wear that, Like I only
Speaker 1: really wear these free clothes, but I would funk with that.
Speaker 1: I'll funk with that legacy um T shirt. Like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if he's listening to him to send me one all
Speaker 1: I like my ship to be, please send him some small,
Speaker 1: not some large. I like my ship to feel like
Speaker 1: a blouse. Yes, but yes, man, today I got on
Speaker 1: for Saschi shoes for Saski shirt and these are, like
Speaker 1: a guy, these are my stripper pants. Yeah, how come
Speaker 1: there's a lot of more shoelaces than a regular shoe. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that this was I bought this from
Speaker 1: mail roads. Man. This pants, it's built, it's made for
Speaker 1: a male stripper. I think this is magic Mike uh collection.
Speaker 1: Probably Yeah, I've never seen that before. Yeah, I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: the good thing about these pants is if you're like
Speaker 1: trying to funk real quick, you just put your dick
Speaker 1: on the side. Yeah, it's that's pretty good. This is
Speaker 1: a smart idea you have. Well, I'm talking about dick
Speaker 1: on the side, and you know today's my guests is
Speaker 1: the woman that gets today, say it again, Michael Blocks
Speaker 1: and after we're hearing after the last my guests on
Speaker 1: the show tonight is the woman that gets my dick. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sure she get a better introduction than that she's
Speaker 1: warning than when it gets my dick. She's the special
Speaker 1: woman in my life. Really. Yeah, we have a TV
Speaker 1: We're on a TV show that we don't have. It's
Speaker 1: not our show, but we're part of a TV show
Speaker 1: that comes out. It's out, It's it's out now. It
Speaker 1: started out April nineteen and it's six episodes, so it's
Speaker 1: gonna be going on for a few more weeks. I
Speaker 1: have to go see that. Yeah, it's called Copper's Retreat.
Speaker 1: All your favorite reality couples on here along with me
Speaker 1: and Roder. We are not reality stars, but they needed
Speaker 1: some comic relief, so they invited me and then they
Speaker 1: get to know my lady and my woman is crazy,
Speaker 1: so they got to its size of hunt and I
Speaker 1: never saw before. But she's uh, she every time I
Speaker 1: meet her, she's always cooking delicious food. Well, yeah, the
Speaker 1: with a man hardest through his stomach, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you remember that. To get to a man's heart, it's
Speaker 1: through their stomach. So it's either you stabbed them with
Speaker 1: a twelve inch knife or you just feed them. And
Speaker 1: I think she got you by feeding you, mother paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah stabbed me, motherfucker. I stabbed up with this dude.
Speaker 1: You probably just pinch your lady hunt. Yeah. You know,
Speaker 1: like I said, I give vagina rejuvenation and then you
Speaker 1: know it all works out. You know it's okay, Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend, don't where one day you'll get a big
Speaker 1: dick too. You know, I don't think God was fair
Speaker 1: to Asians, but you guys that lead you have a
Speaker 1: lot of business. The only thing God gave me was
Speaker 1: a big hit and then you got a lot of
Speaker 1: Chinese stores all over the place. God and he just
Speaker 1: gave black. You just gave us dick. You know you
Speaker 1: can't get a job. You know. It's tough man, black man,
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend. You know, if my if it was up,
Speaker 1: if if the biggart dick says, the bigger job we got,
Speaker 1: I'll be a fucking doctor. You're absolutely right. But I
Speaker 1: can't be. You know, I can't have a big dick
Speaker 1: and have can have it all. You can have it all, right,
Speaker 1: God made us not perfect. I think no God, God
Speaker 1: made no mistakes, but he did make a lot of mistakes. Well, Mike,
Speaker 1: you're the African King of Company. You're making the whole
Speaker 1: world love. You know you're God made you in this
Speaker 1: world to make everybody happy, even at the sad times.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Chinese best friend. I really appreciate you're acknowledging
Speaker 1: my talent. Yeah, I acknowledge you're telling I see all
Speaker 1: you're You're a true friend, man. You're genuine, You're not fake,
Speaker 1: You're real, you're trustworthy, you're honest. You know you're truly
Speaker 1: any Chinese best friend's dream. Thank you, Michael Bloxon. So,
Speaker 1: if anybody out there looking for like a Chinese best friend,
Speaker 1: going fine, one. Chinese guys make great best friends. Thanks
Speaker 1: you're a good friend too, Mike. Thanks man. Well, while
Speaker 1: we're writing sucking just boss man, let me bring my
Speaker 1: lady on. Yeah, we need a girl here where she Well,
Speaker 1: I happened produce a right, Okay, Our only guest of
Speaker 1: the day is uh. Like I said, we have a
Speaker 1: show coming out. It's on VH one Couples Retreat. It
Speaker 1: started airing April nineteen, is going on for six weeks.
Speaker 1: It's got um Kirk and Rashida from Loving from Love
Speaker 1: and Hip Hop Atlanta. Right, it has um Yandy and
Speaker 1: Mendez from Love and Hip Hop New York. It's got
Speaker 1: ray j and Princess from Love and Hip Hop Hollywood.
Speaker 1: And then as a new couple on this is uh delicious,
Speaker 1: Oh delicious. I remember Delicious, Yeah, Deliciu. Her husband husband
Speaker 1: is uh, very popular guy he got he was one
Speaker 1: of the guys that were part of that um um
Speaker 1: Central Park five. So it was many many years ago,
Speaker 1: early nineties. I'm not sure when it was. These guys
Speaker 1: were accused of raping a white woman in Central Park,
Speaker 1: were wrongly accused, and he was one of the guys
Speaker 1: that were wrongly accused and end up getting out of
Speaker 1: jail and you know, making that a whole lot of
Speaker 1: money and to sue the city and got like eight
Speaker 1: millions dollars. He's some crazy money wise, you know. But
Speaker 1: but he's sticking there for like thirteen years, eight or
Speaker 1: thirteen years of their life was taken away. So that's
Speaker 1: delicious his husband, um and and and of course it's
Speaker 1: me and Rodda on the show. Sounds like a very
Speaker 1: nice show. Now, it's a lot of fun show. It's
Speaker 1: a fun show. It's called Couples Retreat. We all went
Speaker 1: on this retreat for a few weeks and we just
Speaker 1: you know, went through therapy. Got the therapy. Well we'll
Speaker 1: talk about it is a gentleman. Miss rider down and
Speaker 1: come on rider ride baby. He might I just noticed
Speaker 1: you guys matching, who always matching. Well, it looks like
Speaker 1: the therapy might be working. Yeah, because I'm still together.
Speaker 1: I don't know if ray J is still together now
Speaker 1: everybody's still together. Yeah, you know, I think when it first,
Speaker 1: when me and her first went on the show, I
Speaker 1: mean they we didn't even know she was my lady
Speaker 1: and I was you know, they still thought I was
Speaker 1: with like my ex. I'm like, oh, no, I got it.
Speaker 1: That was years ago my ex before right Atlanta. No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they thought it was happening. I was like, no, me,
Speaker 1: I broke up like a couple of years ago. Oh,
Speaker 1: because you know what, Wikipedia still says that you're still
Speaker 1: going out with her Wikipedia Wikipedias. I said, my then
Speaker 1: is Jaffari Ferguson seventy two or something. I don't know
Speaker 1: who the fund is in who's working with the Petka,
Speaker 1: but get your ship together. I don't know who the
Speaker 1: fund is. Jaffari Ferguson. First of all, Ferguson is I'm
Speaker 1: in an African name, Dennis say Um an African an
Speaker 1: American comedian born in Ghana. We're not eve gonna talk
Speaker 1: about Okay, We're going to my real life riders in
Speaker 1: the build a hit boy, right and welcome to the
Speaker 1: Mothersaker Show. Hi, Chinese best friend. Very nice of you
Speaker 1: to fly all the way from your small town. Where
Speaker 1: are you from a small town of Phoenix but in Chandler, Arizona.
Speaker 1: The Internet also says that I'm fifty years old. Fifty
Speaker 1: She don't look a day over twenty three years old?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with the internet? My baby looking so good?
Speaker 1: Good to every Thanks baby, I'll just love them. Stripper
Speaker 1: pants you like? Yeah, you guys have the same shoelaces
Speaker 1: on on the legs. Yeah, yeah, looking so since we
Speaker 1: got have this show, going to go in the room
Speaker 1: and have sex. You know that, right? Chinese babies or something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we know babies cry too much at night. Man. I
Speaker 1: want to once you can make baby that don't cry
Speaker 1: at all? Yeah, all the babies that don't cry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you feed them breastfeed them a lot. They don't cry,
Speaker 1: the only craving they need. Yeah, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: need a baby stuck in my titties. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: If I was a baby coming that we're fighting over
Speaker 1: the titties. Yeah, that's a that's a big problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a big problem. You want to suck big baby,
Speaker 1: my bababy. Google got guy, Mike, did you know that
Speaker 1: you don't have to take a vaccine if if you're
Speaker 1: your girl is breastfeeding because it could pass through the
Speaker 1: the you know, antibodies through the tits. So I didn't Technically,
Speaker 1: if she got the vaccine, she's breastfeeding, and you you
Speaker 1: get the you don't have to take the shot. So
Speaker 1: because I'll be sucking it through, you're getting the vaccine.
Speaker 1: Breastfeeding anyways, A breastfeed every night. Okay, yeah, you get
Speaker 1: the COVID chat huh, Well I haven't yet, but I
Speaker 1: do breastfeed every night. But bodies from the breastmelt. There's
Speaker 1: like a defense mechanism in there, right, Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that's why you stay healthy. And you were able to
Speaker 1: get over COVID real fast. Yes, I got she came.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah when I had COVID. She came and toky
Speaker 1: of me, and I gave him some titties. Yeah. We
Speaker 1: she gave me some COVID, gave us some COVID dick.
Speaker 1: You mean you mean I gave you some COVID puzzy.
Speaker 1: I had the COVID, so I'll give you COVID dick
Speaker 1: with a mask. We did it with a mask, mask
Speaker 1: with a mask mask. Ye, I am dying in my
Speaker 1: last days of alive, alive. She's trying to get some dick.
Speaker 1: I was trying to revive him. Yeah, thanks for saving
Speaker 1: my friend. I saw him, he was dying. I know
Speaker 1: you know what now know what to care for COVID pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think all you mean with COVID. But I also
Speaker 1: though you come out of the app where like other
Speaker 1: COVID people who like quarantine with each other. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: dating app, you man, like a COVID COVID is like
Speaker 1: two weeks. Two weeks a long time to be alone.
Speaker 1: So why don't you give other niggas with COVID and
Speaker 1: just covil rise each other. Yeah, covid mate, do come
Speaker 1: covid dot com. That's so dope, ship. We better hurry up,
Speaker 1: we better make that app before Dr Fauci makes one
Speaker 1: too bad. The vaccine is already out Yeah, that's still
Speaker 1: it still gonna be. Mother fucker's out there. There are
Speaker 1: gonna take the vac scene and stuff on people that
Speaker 1: I want to take it. And Corvid is gonna be
Speaker 1: out there. So get this COVID app Chinese best Friend
Speaker 1: where COVID motherfucker's to be like, hey, how long you
Speaker 1: have COVID? Two weeks? Okay, well it's one week that
Speaker 1: we have a whole week left. I haven't. Let's get
Speaker 1: together and we take care of each other. That's a
Speaker 1: great idea. Corona Pussy and Corona did get together, remember,
Speaker 1: and we'll make it tonight. Well for covid funk all
Speaker 1: of that. We have a whole show. That's how you
Speaker 1: want to talk about the show? Where you thought about
Speaker 1: the show? Yeah, what happened to the show? What happened
Speaker 1: to the show? What happened on the show? Well, how
Speaker 1: did you guys start dating each other? Anyways? You know,
Speaker 1: I remember you guys mad and stuff, and and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden I said, I got a girl because
Speaker 1: you you you used to be being single. We still
Speaker 1: going to the bar at the at the pool and yeah,
Speaker 1: and just just find a new how these aren't who's
Speaker 1: hanging out and just trying to holight all the chicks. Well,
Speaker 1: I was used in the whole relationship camera. He was
Speaker 1: my camera man, and he was my hype man that
Speaker 1: Africa Companies. A great guy, you know. Next, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm getting Hey Mike, who's your friend? Yeah, Hey Mike,
Speaker 1: who's your friend? That's how That's how I get up
Speaker 1: as how I was getting on my girls. Hey Mike,
Speaker 1: who's your friend? Mike? Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike.
Speaker 1: Have you said him mis over one million times? You said?
Speaker 1: I definitely said a million mics. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden I found me a whole woman. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: how did it start? To tell her? How we mat right?
Speaker 1: So we were in Vegas, right, it was like Vegas,
Speaker 1: Michael Blocks and next to play black Jack Switch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I noticed that a thought what happened in Vegas stays
Speaker 1: in Vegas. But I brought her with me. He sure did. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what it was like? It was funny because
Speaker 1: when I saw him, I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 1: So we have a mutual friend, Little John. I've been
Speaker 1: friends with John for a while because I used to
Speaker 1: date his manager back then. Um, but it was like
Speaker 1: a short lived um. So I was still friends with
Speaker 1: John and then um, he was at a club invited
Speaker 1: the both of us. We showed up. I saw him
Speaker 1: coming later though, I was already there with my girlfriends,
Speaker 1: and then, um, I was like, who is this guy?
Speaker 1: Like he's in the middle of these white girls, Like
Speaker 1: what is he doing? He's so funny. How did you see?
Speaker 1: He was wearing a we were we both were wearing red.
Speaker 1: It was meant to be. It was meant to be.
Speaker 1: She had a red was on that night, No on
Speaker 1: the week after, because he knows my schedule whenever pos
Speaker 1: about to come on. I just did an argument and
Speaker 1: said that way, I don't have to wait. Okay. That
Speaker 1: night that we met, like he I just thought he
Speaker 1: was funny, right, But he was telling me he was
Speaker 1: in Vegas and he sucked some girls. And I didn't
Speaker 1: tell you that night though. No, he didn't tell me
Speaker 1: that night. He told me later. But the funny thing
Speaker 1: is I had a picture of all of us together
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's the girl. Yeah, Chicken had
Speaker 1: a blue hair, was a green up blue. I think
Speaker 1: I'm met in my hotel lobby somewhere and she was
Speaker 1: there at the club and I wasn't I told her
Speaker 1: where I was going at night, and she happens to
Speaker 1: like one day, and I wasn't sure who she was
Speaker 1: because I was like, this can't be John's Vegas. That's
Speaker 1: for Vegas, Vegas. Go to Vegas. How are you doing?
Speaker 1: You don't find Okay, let's go my room. And really
Speaker 1: I never do Vegas like that. I definitely i've met
Speaker 1: women black like. This is why sometimes when you're when
Speaker 1: you gamming, you lose and make you make bad decisions.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're winning and making me bad, everything
Speaker 1: is bad. You could just see a woman and you'd
Speaker 1: be like this more look lonely, she wants some dick,
Speaker 1: and then you go. I have had at least three
Speaker 1: of those moments in Vegas in my life where I
Speaker 1: met him with the blackjack table or you know, and
Speaker 1: she just looked like I could It's just Vegas. It's
Speaker 1: just it's a place of scent. Yeah. Well, thank god
Speaker 1: we didn't start dating until Phoenix. Then. Yeah, because the
Speaker 1: devil lives in Vegas. I saw it, saying twice once
Speaker 1: I saw him at Caesar's Palace. He was outside begging
Speaker 1: for money. And then the other time I saw him
Speaker 1: at that club we go to all the time, the
Speaker 1: devil was there. The devil whisper girl's collection. Yeah I'm
Speaker 1: in the strip club saying twice. He's not a nice guy.
Speaker 1: He looks like little nasacs. Oh little yeah. That there's
Speaker 1: a little divil. Not just a devil, he's a little devil.
Speaker 1: You know. We didn't even um hang out until after Phoenix,
Speaker 1: which was what a month a month or two later.
Speaker 1: That's a month later. And I used to be in
Speaker 1: the cannabis industry, so she was a drug legal legal
Speaker 1: drug license, yes, and I thought he smoked weed. So
Speaker 1: she thought everything that's what she thinks every black guy.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I called him up. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to tour the crow. He's like like the
Speaker 1: grow the cannabis and um, he was like no, I
Speaker 1: don't feel like getting out of my hotel whatever. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll bring you some stuff. So I brought him a
Speaker 1: big bag of goodies full of concentrates. And I had
Speaker 1: a whole bitch with me when I came. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had she called she got a name for every
Speaker 1: chick I know. She called her Scottie Pippant. I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not. She was fans. Your fans called her,
Speaker 1: My fans went when I posted a picture. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: but she's like she's a model. She's really tall, tall dick.
Speaker 1: You know, I like me a nice fat ass. She's
Speaker 1: as well. The face don't matter to him. It's all
Speaker 1: about the ass. That's why I'm like, I'm confused. Why
Speaker 1: are you with me? To mean? What I fucking? What
Speaker 1: I date is two different things. Okay, I might fuck
Speaker 1: up sucking bulldog, but I'm not dating a bulldog. You
Speaker 1: know what? That makes sense? You're right? Yeah, whoever, I'm
Speaker 1: going to show that the world has to look good.
Speaker 1: My warm Month's gonna be the baddest bitch on earth
Speaker 1: that I might. Hey, coming a bit. She had the
Speaker 1: blue head. You think I would date hut No, but
Speaker 1: I sucked up. Me and my dick have two different eyes. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think your dickney's glasses then prescriptions. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: guess my dick some glasses, maybe a flashlight. Maybe a
Speaker 1: flashlight because he take my doctor and doctor, can you
Speaker 1: examine his little nigger righthead, because he don't see he's
Speaker 1: picking up all kinds of things up the floor. The
Speaker 1: next thing, I knew he had a whole farm. I
Speaker 1: didn't know farm. I was a single man. I was single,
Speaker 1: and I'm the type of person I'll bring all my
Speaker 1: female friends together. And I had no idea. I had
Speaker 1: no idea he was like growing this farm. He had rhinoceros.
Speaker 1: He had I was there before COVID it started re
Speaker 1: elected their rain oft he didn't have Los Angeles zoo
Speaker 1: got some cute animals. I don't know where the zoo
Speaker 1: was from. She called my female friends zoo. She has
Speaker 1: a is a bat, there's a bad turtle, and there's
Speaker 1: an endangered species. Were bag. There's one girls. She caused
Speaker 1: double bag Manie, Like I have to put two bags
Speaker 1: in this bit head. I hope, I hope one day
Speaker 1: these women find out who animals Who's whose animals? Jump
Speaker 1: your ass, They're gonna whoop. I We're not even gonna
Speaker 1: help with this time. But I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm the zoo keeper. Well you know what all you saide,
Speaker 1: bit just have to do is look in the mirror
Speaker 1: and you'll know which animal you are just with yourself.
Speaker 1: Just be honest with yourself. So yeah, and then d
Speaker 1: and then what happened after you brought me the drugs?
Speaker 1: Because you have what happened? So she brought this drug.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. I'm not a crackhead. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with this weed. Yea, it
Speaker 1: doesn't even Yeah, well you said your female friend wanted
Speaker 1: to smoke or something. And then I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll bring I'll bring you supply. You know when men
Speaker 1: like I don't smoke, I don't get high, but we'll
Speaker 1: do anything for some pussy. You know, women be like,
Speaker 1: you know, smoke this, we would be made my pussy wed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, yeah, but I would never help. I
Speaker 1: never held anything. I didn't never got hot in my
Speaker 1: life until we went to Africa. Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: my fucking night. So my buddy, I know, I don't
Speaker 1: like to jump all over the place, but you know
Speaker 1: we're gonna jump and get back to how we started
Speaker 1: a date. But my buddy, my best friend in Ghana.
Speaker 1: You know you might Chinese best friend, but I have
Speaker 1: a gun. My best friend is that the filamingo with
Speaker 1: the guy owns the peacock, my fuge so DG that's
Speaker 1: my my best friend. But it's my gun my best friend,
Speaker 1: so one of the fuse hous and he had his drink.
Speaker 1: It's like, I guess it's weed and a drink. Yeah, drink,
Speaker 1: but I taste then I taste somebody. This ship tastes good.
Speaker 1: He's okay, Mike, slow down, I know. I was telling
Speaker 1: him to slow down. I was like, you already drank
Speaker 1: half a cup of that. I don't have a quarter,
Speaker 1: only had a quarter of the cup. But it tasted
Speaker 1: so good it I just kept drinking. It was it
Speaker 1: was like, Mike slowed down, this is not nothing to
Speaker 1: play with. And he's like, I'm a gangster. I can
Speaker 1: drink that whole bottle. I've never been high in my life.
Speaker 1: This piece of ship right here, and I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: me high. And then I started getting high and I
Speaker 1: was like, fun, it's hitting me. And I just kept
Speaker 1: drinking and he kept on drinking. Man, And I was
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to us that night. What
Speaker 1: a fucking nightmare? Holy crap, did you go to the
Speaker 1: emergency room? Man? He was so paranoid. Who was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, baby, am I okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that's He was like, yeah, edibles are crazy, it'll knock.
Speaker 1: I just started all of a sudden, I oh, I
Speaker 1: saw its nineteen eighty two. So I started talking about everything,
Speaker 1: but kept on talking about it's a car. Two. I
Speaker 1: was in Nigeria. I was a little kid my mother had.
Speaker 1: I was in Nigeria with his family. My mother left
Speaker 1: me with another Christian family because my mother just traveled
Speaker 1: the word. My mother's like this successful homeless lady right
Speaker 1: drop us off everywhere, so she yet was. I was
Speaker 1: a German family, and I remember that it was nineteen two.
Speaker 1: They bought a brand new P Joe. It was the
Speaker 1: Soudan p joke. It's a car, motherfucker p Joe Joe.
Speaker 1: But no, it's it's some kind of European car. What
Speaker 1: is P Joe? I think it's German. And I remember
Speaker 1: it was like it was like light green. It was
Speaker 1: brand And all of a sudden, I remember ninety two
Speaker 1: and I'm telling him about ninety two in the car,
Speaker 1: I said, the family I lived with bought this brandy Joe.
Speaker 1: And then we just started laughing, laughed all night, and
Speaker 1: then he kept on saying, oh my god, baby, oh
Speaker 1: my god. And he's like, oh my god, where did
Speaker 1: you come from? I thought I was by myself. I
Speaker 1: don't understand how people get high and they keep getting high.
Speaker 1: I got hired at one time and I said myself,
Speaker 1: I never want to feel this fucking ship again. And
Speaker 1: when it wore off, I was like, thank you God
Speaker 1: for saving me for Yeah. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: funk that was, but it makes you. Had edibles one time,
Speaker 1: five years ago, I thought it was gonna die. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. I just started. I was drinking a
Speaker 1: sweet drink. Next you know, I saw Luckily she was
Speaker 1: there because nobody raped you. No, I didn't get rape.
Speaker 1: Thanks she raped me. She's a rap. I took advantage
Speaker 1: of the situation. She showed up there. Let me see
Speaker 1: what it's like to get a high dig out of mic?
Speaker 1: Did we fuck? It was a giggling one. It's a
Speaker 1: fisher when I suck out. My Patreon page is now
Speaker 1: live my weekly titty Tuesday and Thursdays, moving exclusively with
Speaker 1: the Patreon where they could no longer be sensor about
Speaker 1: the social media companies. I would also be sharing Delly updates.
Speaker 1: Plus show announcements here. First see you on Patreon. Your
Speaker 1: mother saw cuts, so now back too. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: let's go back to Arizona. I come to Arizona to
Speaker 1: do a show. So madame in Vegas and who met
Speaker 1: in Vegas, was just on some chill ship, you know.
Speaker 1: She says she lived in Arizona. I'm like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: coming to Arizona like three weeks. She said, okay. When
Speaker 1: I said when I come, I get some tickets to
Speaker 1: the show, she said, okay, good, And she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, you mentioned's gonna give me some And I
Speaker 1: don't know, did you mention your I think whatever. We
Speaker 1: just decided that we'll meet up in Arizona, you know,
Speaker 1: meaning she'll come to my show. I wasn't I wasn't
Speaker 1: even trying to funk out nothing because she looked at
Speaker 1: so conservative. I thought she was out of my league.
Speaker 1: She's like this badge chick, and I'm like, I ain't
Speaker 1: got no chance of sucking this woman. Oh come on, Mike,
Speaker 1: don't underestimate estimate. It's underestimate your beauty. Michael bl okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Sorry for the interruption. Okay, So, so I'm
Speaker 1: trying to because I knew I had no chance. She's
Speaker 1: not like, we're not related and we're not related. She's
Speaker 1: from Cambodia. I'm from the Philippics, considered Chinese, and I
Speaker 1: know when when when I first started dinning and it's like,
Speaker 1: oh you got a Chinese best friend, you know, hooked
Speaker 1: you up with his sister, I'm like little eyes and
Speaker 1: not related. I hope I don't lose any Chinese friends.
Speaker 1: Please let me check Instagram. Okay, that's dude there. Okay,
Speaker 1: so with your friends, like I really honestly thought it
Speaker 1: was just his friends Arizona. With my female friend, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: this is my friends. So she let me tell you
Speaker 1: when the black man said, is my friend and me?
Speaker 1: The fucking them? Okay, she had no idea to grow
Speaker 1: I brought I was sucking his change people when we
Speaker 1: say they are friends really friends, friends, not stuff. Yeah, black,
Speaker 1: but we suck our friends. See I don't suck my friends.
Speaker 1: My female friends. That's about a couple is a couple
Speaker 1: of that I don't like. Since most of my female
Speaker 1: friends they have seen my dick. What's up them? I
Speaker 1: fucked them? You could tell because they are bow legged. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not bow legged. No I'm not. I'm walking straight.
Speaker 1: What you walking? You're walking like you get the biggest
Speaker 1: dick on the estimate your walk. Well, you know, I
Speaker 1: got a deep garage, so I'm not bow legged. Only
Speaker 1: woman with a shallow deep A shallow freezer, not a
Speaker 1: deep freezer walk bow legging. All right. So I'm here
Speaker 1: with it because I knew. I knew I had no
Speaker 1: chance of. Like I said, she looked like she had
Speaker 1: a ship together. I'm the last one her mind. So
Speaker 1: when I came to Phoenix, I brought a whole bit
Speaker 1: with me, a whole girl. You know. It was female
Speaker 1: friends on birthday. So said, I'm going to shows. Let's
Speaker 1: stop in Phoenix to the show then with the l A.
Speaker 1: So then we did the show that we are hung
Speaker 1: out together. I went to the party and everything, remember,
Speaker 1: And then the next day I was going to my
Speaker 1: buddy's crib. He lived like about thirty minutes out on
Speaker 1: the other side of Arizona, and she came to driver's there.
Speaker 1: You drove us there, right, No, I didn't drive either.
Speaker 1: You invited me to go eat right, Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was going to eat it. You're with Moses. You were
Speaker 1: with Moses or Moses ran in the car. Okay, so Moses,
Speaker 1: who's one of my road managers. He had a car,
Speaker 1: and then mean Moses, and then Scottie Pippen, bitch that
Speaker 1: she calls. I did not call her Scottie Pippen. His
Speaker 1: fans did, so, Scottie Pippen. If you're listening, I didn't
Speaker 1: call you Scottie Pippen. But that's not good for her.
Speaker 1: We have Michael Jordan here, might as well have Scottie
Speaker 1: Pippen and Michael Jordan. Thanks Scott. People give a good assist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she definitely assisted me that night. She's lucky you didn't
Speaker 1: call her. Dennis Rodman. Scott Pippen kind of cute. He's
Speaker 1: got cute, he's cute. So we get to my buddy's crap.
Speaker 1: He was making some Nigerian food and we got there
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, this sparkle just started sparkling
Speaker 1: between me and Round. No, I think it started that
Speaker 1: what that somehow some way she touched me or something
Speaker 1: like that, right like she if you touched me like this,
Speaker 1: Like okay, you know what it was at the hotel.
Speaker 1: At the hotel, you had like the sparkly suit on,
Speaker 1: and your skin looked just so silky and chocolate, and
Speaker 1: I had to touch that stomach, so I just touched
Speaker 1: it a little bit. And then you didn't have a
Speaker 1: big belly yet that time, because yeah, I was, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I do have a belly. No you don't, baby,
Speaker 1: you look good, you look good. And then you touched
Speaker 1: so I touched him a little bit and then no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't even go there. I went home and then
Speaker 1: he invited me to his friend's place for lunch or
Speaker 1: whatever African food without and then she flew in with
Speaker 1: me from coming. Yeah, they flew together. You know, he
Speaker 1: flied girls on the road with him, so that was
Speaker 1: his thing, and I didn't know that. So anyway, I really,
Speaker 1: I really honestly thought y'all were friends. And so like
Speaker 1: at his friend's house, like they were having food and everything,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, he started touching my neck
Speaker 1: and back and I was like, what the fund is that?
Speaker 1: Like it was just sparkles. And then we went outside
Speaker 1: and was talking and we started like touching each other outside,
Speaker 1: touch each other on the neck, like the neck, and
Speaker 1: she touched me and I was like, I will take
Speaker 1: you to the bathroom right now. She said, she said
Speaker 1: that to me, you just say I was saying it
Speaker 1: in my head. I was saying, oh, I was like that.
Speaker 1: So we when outside and I was like, I said,
Speaker 1: well she's um, she said, she comes. She said, well,
Speaker 1: I come to l A often. I said, well, we're
Speaker 1: going to l A. What we leave here? Um? I said,
Speaker 1: she's I said, Scotti Pepper is here till Tuesday. She's
Speaker 1: leaving Wednesdays. If you want you to come and hang
Speaker 1: out or you come after she leaves. She said, I'm
Speaker 1: coming after she leaves. No, I said I was gonna
Speaker 1: come Monday, Wednesday, whatever. I was gonna come Monday. And
Speaker 1: you're like, why don't you come Wednesday when she leaves.
Speaker 1: I'm like, really like if if your friends like, why
Speaker 1: you gotta wait till she leaves? Such an innocent mind,
Speaker 1: I was on. She came and did that. Scott left
Speaker 1: and soon as she walked through this door, it was
Speaker 1: on in profit. No, it wasn't. Well, we decided to
Speaker 1: go watch a movie in my bed. With sleeping in
Speaker 1: my bed, she decided to go watch I said, come
Speaker 1: in my room. Next you know, dicking balls is out.
Speaker 1: It was chemistry was right there, and then from there
Speaker 1: it was like it was over. It was over. Once
Speaker 1: he laid it down. I was like, okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: going nowhere else. Yes, And then she was coming here
Speaker 1: like every other week for the dick, and then after
Speaker 1: like I was coming for my medicine. Could you really
Speaker 1: blame me man medicine? Wow, that's two and a half
Speaker 1: years ago. Was that two and a half years ago? Well,
Speaker 1: you know what? Okay, so during that time for the
Speaker 1: first year, So I just want to clarify the timeline
Speaker 1: here with him and his other chicks. In the first year,
Speaker 1: we were only fun buddies. We've agreed to just have
Speaker 1: fun because I just got out of a relationship, um,
Speaker 1: and you know, I was just having fun, right, and
Speaker 1: it seemed like that was his lifestyles. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's cool because I mean the dick is
Speaker 1: good just once or twice a week and I'm good, right,
Speaker 1: And so like we were just having fun for the
Speaker 1: first year. And then how did it get serious? When
Speaker 1: my birth day? Before my birthdays decided to get serious
Speaker 1: and he told me you have three birthdays. Well, my birthday,
Speaker 1: she also gave me some special presents like, what two
Speaker 1: extra bitches my birthday? What the fun? Stay chicken and shrink?
Speaker 1: I have a virgin ere so you don't have three
Speaker 1: or even give And then I knew that. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's my baby right here. She give me whatever I want.
Speaker 1: He was like, I can't live without you, no, sweet,
Speaker 1: He's like, I want to know what you're thinking. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm thinking. You know what I want
Speaker 1: you to show every minute of the day. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. I want to He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: now he's complaining. He's complaining. He's like so addicted to
Speaker 1: sex and now he's complaining. He's like, he's going to
Speaker 1: report me to the cops. She's going to funk all
Speaker 1: the time. I might have run outside button canna call
Speaker 1: the police on this crazy ass woman? You doing that doing?
Speaker 1: Make sure you wear your fucking mask. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: another ticket in the whole way, motherfuck, motherfucker. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go outsign called age. Sex. Police are hush when the
Speaker 1: funk all the time? Got an Asian thing? You know
Speaker 1: you don't sue woman all the time. Yeah matter? I
Speaker 1: made love today like two am PMM. When the baby
Speaker 1: was taking a knap. That's when you, guys, when your
Speaker 1: baby taking that like nighting? How long he sleeps for?
Speaker 1: That's like forty minutes. You got minutes bad. You need
Speaker 1: to stop your game up, Mike, tell them how long
Speaker 1: he lasts? How last? Don't worry, Mike. Nobody listening to
Speaker 1: that show right now. First of all, I don't come
Speaker 1: to she come, so don't. Okay, so how long you last? Whenever?
Speaker 1: You don't? But I can? I can go again? Men can't?
Speaker 1: You have to wait a while? Yeah? So so how long?
Speaker 1: How long does it take you? You? You blamed me
Speaker 1: for wanting it all the time? But why do I
Speaker 1: want it all the time? Because you can't hold it? Oh,
Speaker 1: you have to hold it. You just have to hold it.
Speaker 1: I hold it that she comes exactly. You have to
Speaker 1: wait a few times. She'd be, she'd be, she'd be
Speaker 1: prolonging her come because I wanted to last long. Come on,
Speaker 1: who's who's counting me? Haven't you heard? The woman's vagina
Speaker 1: have like an alphabet soup in there, Like there's fifteen
Speaker 1: to twenty like orgas and spots, and you got to
Speaker 1: please them all before you come. That's what we learned
Speaker 1: on the couple learn and now I know why I
Speaker 1: need to come. Several times this couple say that she
Speaker 1: did on his wife that No, no, we have real therapists, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: real therapists. A couple of guys like the therapists we had,
Speaker 1: we had, but the most popular one is um. Her
Speaker 1: name is A. J. Johnson and she played Baby Boy's
Speaker 1: mother in Tyree's movie Baby Boy. Oh yeah, big, I'm
Speaker 1: just a baby boy. You're not the real McCoy. I've
Speaker 1: been running these streets, you know, and I know that
Speaker 1: the baby boy you Shu, that's your best friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's Chinese best friend. So yeah, yeah, and then U
Speaker 1: we've been so yeah. Were the first year we just
Speaker 1: you know, filling each other out. And then um after
Speaker 1: like you know you can't just after my birthday we decided,
Speaker 1: like you know, be kind of almost exclusive. And then
Speaker 1: we didn't um post. We didn't like each other, but
Speaker 1: I wanted to be on the low for a long time.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even want him to post me on
Speaker 1: his page. But you gotta post. You post this ship
Speaker 1: come out, you know, you post somebody in all that
Speaker 1: all that crazy exces stuff popping out of no word
Speaker 1: and trying to hate us. You get the find out,
Speaker 1: you get to find a bout a woman. Oh man,
Speaker 1: when they put when you post. So that's what that was.
Speaker 1: Not what I was trying to do. But you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you didn't put. People are scared for me to
Speaker 1: post them because I didn't. You know, if they're thing
Speaker 1: other people, that ship comes out. When a girl like
Speaker 1: don't post me, I'm like, bit wild, hide you hide
Speaker 1: it versa nothing. A guy like, don't post me, Well, okay,
Speaker 1: here's here's the reason why I didn't want you to
Speaker 1: post in the beginning because geez Chinese best friend, calm down,
Speaker 1: I'm telling well. The reason why is because when you
Speaker 1: know you're a public figure and you're bringing forward a
Speaker 1: relationship out in the open and in the public, it
Speaker 1: comes with responsibilities, right, So I don't want to be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: And I know how his lifestyle is, and I know
Speaker 1: you know how he lives every single day and the
Speaker 1: people he hangs out with. I just didn't want to
Speaker 1: be in that position. And so when I talked to him,
Speaker 1: I was like, look, it's gonna come with responsibilities, and
Speaker 1: you know, nobody's trying to control your life now. He's
Speaker 1: trying to tell you what to do. But there are
Speaker 1: responsibilities when you come out in the open with a
Speaker 1: relationship at your status. So I just didn't want to
Speaker 1: look like a fool. And I have like at that time,
Speaker 1: I think I had like almost four million followers, so
Speaker 1: it's a lot of people. Yeah. Sometimes you know, it's
Speaker 1: all good, but you got to way to break that ice.
Speaker 1: And then she's very very private, and I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: just open up your page. Let I was very bad
Speaker 1: that she let them in. Let the peoples. Motherfucker let
Speaker 1: them up my life. Now look at me, I'm a freak. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was so innocent when her she was so nice. Hello,
Speaker 1: oh this is what I do. Man. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: a whole hr consultant and look at me now, I
Speaker 1: don't even know what I am. Right, you're part of
Speaker 1: a whole threesoming out the whole world. Now, I'm what
Speaker 1: is it? What do you call me? Like a headmaster
Speaker 1: of the side. Yeah, she's like that, it's your nicey
Speaker 1: handing in charge of the side pitches. But yeah, man,
Speaker 1: we had fun. We um So yeah, the show started
Speaker 1: airing um April nineteen, so you know, started all right,
Speaker 1: so it's a great show. Go watch a VH one
Speaker 1: Couples Retreat. You got a chance to go to Ghana.
Speaker 1: What's your experience? How do you like homeless? I loved Ghana,
Speaker 1: I really did. I wasn't expecting the welcoming, the love, um,
Speaker 1: the acceptance. But everybody was just amazing. I met great
Speaker 1: long time friends from who I'm still in touch with. Um. Actually,
Speaker 1: I got this neck this gold necklace as a teen
Speaker 1: care of gold and its supposed what does the same baby? Well,
Speaker 1: you know the lady in Ghana who had that gold
Speaker 1: story that so, I mean I had a party before
Speaker 1: I left. The husband came from Canada, right, she got
Speaker 1: the husband from Canada. Yeah, but he lives in Ghana.
Speaker 1: I was trying to learn, but we just didn't have time.
Speaker 1: She did go to the village though, but I was
Speaker 1: already cooked when she got there. But I love food. Food,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was amazing. Well, they say you're
Speaker 1: supposed to swallow, right, you can't chew it, but I
Speaker 1: prefer to chew it because I don't know how to swallow.
Speaker 1: I can't swallow nothing. What do you say about that, Mike, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not a swallower. I wouldn't want to swallow anyway.
Speaker 1: I like, I don't want to get pregnant throat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hear that happens a lot. That what's a lot
Speaker 1: of senn and with his size justnn, I think it's
Speaker 1: a seemen. Yeah, you can have so many kids with that.
Speaker 1: You guys planning to have a good a child one
Speaker 1: day we are Actually it will be a looking baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, teger Woods. If it happens, it happens,
Speaker 1: I'm not you know she if it happens, I don't.
Speaker 1: Best things in life is not playing, So don't playing nothing.
Speaker 1: Just enjoyed, going with the flow. If it happens, I
Speaker 1: would love be lovely. If it don't happen, Hey, we're
Speaker 1: still gonna enjoy our life. I think life just it's
Speaker 1: all about enjoying your life. Yeah, we only live once.
Speaker 1: So what do you like about Michael Blockson? How come?
Speaker 1: H I see your spark every time you see him,
Speaker 1: even out I know, I mean going on with him?
Speaker 1: Did he wear good smelling for few cologne or something?
Speaker 1: He always smells good. It smells amazing and I miss
Speaker 1: his smell every time, I believe. Yeah. But the thing
Speaker 1: about Mike is that's different from you know, other men
Speaker 1: I've dated, is that we have this amazing energy and
Speaker 1: when we see each other as always like a new day,
Speaker 1: like I just met him for the first time. We
Speaker 1: have so much fun together, right um. We laugh all
Speaker 1: the time, we like we just enjoy each other. And
Speaker 1: he's the first one who's ever been able to keep
Speaker 1: up with my energy because I have a lot of
Speaker 1: energy and I talk a lot. I do things all
Speaker 1: day long like I never She has d D. That's
Speaker 1: what I call d h D. You have the same problem,
Speaker 1: the third power. What's up, mother suckers? This is your
Speaker 1: African King up coming Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask
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Speaker 1: So go do it right now and don't forget to
Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: take medicine. So that's why, like I need him because
Speaker 1: he's my man sense and he keeps me. He keeps
Speaker 1: me suppressed from my A D H D. So I
Speaker 1: don't know you, my mast I sleep on chap unless
Speaker 1: you give me my madness. Man, See what I deal
Speaker 1: with on a daily basis, you're leaving. I'm living with
Speaker 1: a goat, a big goat? So what do you not
Speaker 1: like about him? What do I not like about him?
Speaker 1: When he like surprises me with these side bitches and
Speaker 1: these farm animals, I'm like, what the god damn take
Speaker 1: your take your animals back to the stable. Go feed
Speaker 1: them by yourself, because I'm not trying to feed them
Speaker 1: for you. How often that's the oh my god? So
Speaker 1: in the beginning, his definition was once in a while
Speaker 1: or every so often. I'm like, have you looked up
Speaker 1: that definition in Google? Because it was like down and gone?
Speaker 1: Maybe because he raised a little animals, Yeah, he's used
Speaker 1: to like having animals around. I'm like, what the fund
Speaker 1: is this turtle doing here every fucking day? I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: so what you're trying to bring a rhinoceros now? Like,
Speaker 1: what the are gonna feel like? She's like bathing all
Speaker 1: around the house and her zoo animals are listening to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope the zoo animals are listening so you don't
Speaker 1: come back, bitch. Goddamn. This is better than tell little
Speaker 1: bachelor Mike please shut up now. But other than that,
Speaker 1: I mean, he's an amazing man. I love him. It's
Speaker 1: just I just don't like it when he tries to
Speaker 1: be zookeeper. You know, she's just wanting to be like
Speaker 1: this good guy, you know, one woman man, and I'm
Speaker 1: trying no, no, no, no, no, I'm cool. It's spicing
Speaker 1: up the sex life. I'm okay with that because I've
Speaker 1: been with a man for sixteen years, same dick, no
Speaker 1: extracurricular nothing, nothing, It was just vanilla. And I don't
Speaker 1: like that. I mean, I like to spice it up
Speaker 1: here and there, so like with him, like we have
Speaker 1: amazing sex and then we should go black. You never
Speaker 1: go back but him Africa, And I'm not too But
Speaker 1: the thing is, like, I'm cool with spicing it up
Speaker 1: here and there, but not every freaking time. And if
Speaker 1: we agree to which farm animal we decide to bring in,
Speaker 1: if it's fury. It's cute, you know, flamingos. I'm okay
Speaker 1: with flamingos. Um, peacocks are cool. But he likes rhinoceros.
Speaker 1: He likes um orangutans. Uh. Bats, I mean, what do
Speaker 1: you do with the bat? It's so bony? Um, he
Speaker 1: likes bats. That's with a fat as well, a little
Speaker 1: but little something. But that bat had no ass. She
Speaker 1: got some. It looked like skeletor. But anyway, um like,
Speaker 1: if we would agree, I would have been I would
Speaker 1: have been fine. And I'm okay with spicing it up
Speaker 1: here and there. Okay, are you guys going to spice
Speaker 1: it up tonight? Put up on animal somewhere we're taking Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're taking a break from zoo. This is our week
Speaker 1: to be alone, spend some time alone. Yeah, she deserves
Speaker 1: some long time with me. I was in the doghouse,
Speaker 1: he was recently. Yeah, because because I would I run
Speaker 1: through the zoo and then we're doing good to the
Speaker 1: zoo in the dog house. He gets lost in the
Speaker 1: zoo trying to pet them. Yeah, I don't believe me.
Speaker 1: When I was in the zoo, I lost my whole family.
Speaker 1: The real zoo lost angele the zoo. You lost them, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it lost them, but in the zoo, real zoo. But
Speaker 1: besides that, I think everything we can't ask for any Moore,
Speaker 1: I cannot ask for a better relationship. This is by
Speaker 1: far the best relationship I've had in my entire Life's
Speaker 1: the first time I've ever mind. What do you like
Speaker 1: about her? Michael blocks waking and I like about it?
Speaker 1: She missed a cooking, everything she leaves. But you know,
Speaker 1: we have to like she said, we have great, best
Speaker 1: sex I've ever had. She's great personality. What we have
Speaker 1: fun all the time. What I don't like about let
Speaker 1: me see I gave me. I mean, what about like about?
Speaker 1: It is probably something that I'm doing wrong? You know.
Speaker 1: So she might nag me about a couple of things.
Speaker 1: You can tell me the truth. What don't you like
Speaker 1: about me? Mike? What do you not like about her?
Speaker 1: Please tell me? She nagged me over and over the
Speaker 1: same fucking questions. Nag you the same question to be
Speaker 1: over and over, she would. But do I ask you
Speaker 1: the same questions because you don't answer? Or just like
Speaker 1: that I'm asking. She's the work in HR. They're used
Speaker 1: to like firing people. So what happens. Is she trying
Speaker 1: to use that ship on me and try to ask
Speaker 1: me a question and ask me the same question I
Speaker 1: would later see if I got the same fucking answer. No, No,
Speaker 1: you know when I get the truth from him is
Speaker 1: when I'm on top, when we fucking she try to
Speaker 1: use that to get information like fantasized right now, like
Speaker 1: like who did you me? Like you? That last bitch?
Speaker 1: Who the truth? Yeah? She's the truth? Oh he does?
Speaker 1: I get at the information on top. That's that's the
Speaker 1: trick to get him to be honest. But most of
Speaker 1: the time he's honest. Right, I'm a honest guy. Honesty
Speaker 1: is great for relationship. What are the highlights of our
Speaker 1: relationship so far? So far the highlights I think, I mean,
Speaker 1: we had a whole show. Okay, you know, let me
Speaker 1: see you prior to the show, let me see how
Speaker 1: what was our first trip? Was that Hawaii? That was
Speaker 1: a bad trip. It's that the time when you were
Speaker 1: trying to look for Barack Obama and you didn't find Yes. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: one of one of my zoo animals was in hawaiis
Speaker 1: oh you brought to vacation? You know she was already there.
Speaker 1: She lived there right, I don't know, let's let's not
Speaker 1: let's not remind me, because that's like, oh please remind here,
Speaker 1: you know, so Hawaii well beside, I mean when the zoo,
Speaker 1: she didn't like the zoo animals, so she I mean
Speaker 1: to do anymore alone. And then after that she's she
Speaker 1: caught a zoo animal uber because zoo anymore didn't want
Speaker 1: to leave. She's like, here, there's Uber in Hawaiian. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know Barack Obama is Uber driver. It's time
Speaker 1: to go. She paid for the uber to get the job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean parking. I tried to get her uberpool, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't a very nice took. It took. It took
Speaker 1: Uber to get there faster with just a regular Uber,
Speaker 1: and I was just trying to get her the funk out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we are our highlights. We had some really
Speaker 1: fun times in bed were like a couple of zoo
Speaker 1: animals and some couple of chicks here and we had
Speaker 1: some yeah, and then we took a trip to Africa
Speaker 1: that was definitely highlight. I think we're in the two
Speaker 1: years we did and we did a lot we did,
Speaker 1: and it's just the beginning. I'm in a very fun
Speaker 1: stage in my life where I just wanted we're just
Speaker 1: gonna try with the world and just have fun. You
Speaker 1: know your mother met her. What do you think about her?
Speaker 1: And my mother? My mother? You know she's uh, she's
Speaker 1: like to frame my mom. You know people are so worried,
Speaker 1: like your mother's Africa, how she's gonna feel you brought
Speaker 1: the whole Asian chick. My mom don't. As long as
Speaker 1: I'm happy, I could bring up freaking red Goat to
Speaker 1: the house long. Just fucking red Goat is making me happy.
Speaker 1: My mom just wanted to be happy. But she's sweet, right,
Speaker 1: She's so sweet. She calls me the girl to kill,
Speaker 1: the girl to come eat. Oh you, Mike, tell the
Speaker 1: girl to come eat. She called you. The girl said,
Speaker 1: you said eat, I'm hungry and he must spaghetti la
Speaker 1: or your at all. Yeah, I'm gonna forget it too.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so we um yeah, yeah. Highlights Africa definitely
Speaker 1: hot light. My birthday, um, my first birthday, my first
Speaker 1: birthday together here was a highlight. Definitely. She gave me like,
Speaker 1: give me like two girls, my baby, was it too? No,
Speaker 1: you took two girls. I didn't give you nothing. You
Speaker 1: allow me to have to. I know, I allowed you
Speaker 1: to have one and then and then he took. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't mile you tell us what happened.
Speaker 1: It was my birthday. Who shorty, it's your birthday. You
Speaker 1: gotta party like it's your birthday. You know, the same
Speaker 1: part your birthday. Okay, let me let me tell you
Speaker 1: another day. Let me tell you another thing. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you another thing that I don't like what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Like another thing I don't like is I let him
Speaker 1: have this fun. Right, But you're the luckiest. He's the lucky.
Speaker 1: I can't even go to restore by. But here's the thing,
Speaker 1: Like the rule is, okay, you can have a pussy
Speaker 1: here two, but you can't have like no relationships because
Speaker 1: you get only one relationship. So if you're keeping in
Speaker 1: contact with a bit for more than a month or two,
Speaker 1: that's a relationship. So if you're gonna have that relationship,
Speaker 1: you can have that relationship with them, because I don't
Speaker 1: do the fighting thing like, if you want her, you
Speaker 1: go to her, go to where your heart desires, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna stop. You can't Dick was desiring that.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Well, you need to take the heart
Speaker 1: out of your dick, and stop like conversating with these chicks,
Speaker 1: Like if it's just pussy, it's just they know what
Speaker 1: time it is, they know you got a girlfriend. So
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you don't have to be nice
Speaker 1: in a way where you've got to keep the relationship going.
Speaker 1: You can be like wham bam, thinking man. But we're
Speaker 1: not trying to tell you cannot because you're making that
Speaker 1: broken if you tell them no, no, if you tell
Speaker 1: them I got a girlfriend, and this is the deal. Like,
Speaker 1: if you want dick, you can have it, but I
Speaker 1: can't have no conversations with you after. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: fair game. That's fair game. And see these these girls nowadays,
Speaker 1: they just are so thirsty. They go after other people's men.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know a lot of girls love guys
Speaker 1: in a relationship. They just want some, don't they don't
Speaker 1: belong to them. Yeah, it's like, well, that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: turns them on this dick. I think that's another relationship though,
Speaker 1: And I just don't agree with that, And that's why
Speaker 1: we get into that's why we keep arguing and fighting.
Speaker 1: I mean, you have the whole world right now in
Speaker 1: the palm of your hands and you just want more
Speaker 1: and more and more. I'm like, you can't have five
Speaker 1: or six freaking relationships at the same time, Like, either
Speaker 1: you have a relationship with me or go be single.
Speaker 1: You can't be in a relationship and be single at
Speaker 1: the same time. You can't. I can't be in a
Speaker 1: single relationship. I can be single in a relationship single.
Speaker 1: You cannot be in a relationship and be single. Is
Speaker 1: that the same or wrong? I don't know single and
Speaker 1: relations be single a single relationship? Really? See what I mean?
Speaker 1: I'm confused. You're confusing me now? Is that? Are you
Speaker 1: drinking to kill against best end? Yeah? I had to
Speaker 1: just tell is confusing me? In the episode before this
Speaker 1: confused me a lot. I don't think I could ever
Speaker 1: be standing up after this last show. Yeah, well you
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Speaker 1: got old pimp lady on it. Well, I am an
Speaker 1: old pimp Rader dolling. I got the woman sound like
Speaker 1: a six year old pimps pimpet. That's what a female
Speaker 1: piper is, a pimpet. I mean I got side bitches.
Speaker 1: You know, do Darrel please? Well, I mean he doesn't
Speaker 1: like one of my girls. So well, her side bitch
Speaker 1: tried to take her make a heart main bit. Really,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you are savage, stay in your place. Okay,
Speaker 1: he got mad. Really, I've never seen you have to
Speaker 1: leave here outside bitch. I had to leave her alone
Speaker 1: for a little bit. She had a stalking side baitch.
Speaker 1: She's falling in love so quick. I'm not what you
Speaker 1: do to this bitch just pussy's yeah, sucking grind. What
Speaker 1: if it scissors each other? Not? Women fall in love
Speaker 1: from scissoring, rubbing each other, rubbing, clicked together and sticking
Speaker 1: each other to click and fall in love. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: very confusing because because maybe one of them got a
Speaker 1: fat pussy. Um. Yeah, she's trying to like take my woman,
Speaker 1: so she I had it. I cut this crazy bitch
Speaker 1: off because I think women could get more crazy than guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want a woman beating you off, Michael, What
Speaker 1: does this woman look like? She's actually pretty, She's beautiful.
Speaker 1: My side girls are beautiful. It's not an animal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my type is different than his time. She liked him
Speaker 1: a little slims cracker looking bitches man with a fat ass,
Speaker 1: and we just you know, I took a crack and
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't take the ass on. I
Speaker 1: take the face. That face got to be cute, my
Speaker 1: dig her face. Does your side chick want to go
Speaker 1: in an adventure with the mothersucker? She does not. She
Speaker 1: just want her to herself. That's why. What a greedy bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna get cut up. She hit me up, bait,
Speaker 1: shot the funk. I might speaking to you anyway, going
Speaker 1: to run away at the airport at a seven forty seven,
Speaker 1: run yellower ass and he'll take a Johnson Johnson fact. Yeah,
Speaker 1: take two shots. Of Johnson and Johnson pitch and we
Speaker 1: have it's only tempers and accuracy. You will catch COVID
Speaker 1: like seven out of seven million. But besides that, we
Speaker 1: are We're gonna tonight. Sence the shows up. I'm taking
Speaker 1: in the room and bend over and get what it's
Speaker 1: his direct to me slash black infection. And I hope
Speaker 1: she has a good health insurance. I hope so too.
Speaker 1: And I hope you can last longer than you normally do.
Speaker 1: It'll be the best six minutes of your life. Know you,
Speaker 1: you just gave yourself a minute over what you're Michael,
Speaker 1: He's a five nime my friend wife, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I don't come to five minute man. So if you
Speaker 1: that mean you come in five minutes, then I don't
Speaker 1: come to you. Come she comes, you make me The
Speaker 1: video has a longer song than five minutes. Yeah. If
Speaker 1: I tell you say I love you, my money, my body.
Speaker 1: He gets mad when I prolong it. He just ruined
Speaker 1: my stop. I'm like, how we we have not make
Speaker 1: it last. I'm not a sprint chicken anymore. I got
Speaker 1: things to do, like sleeping. I'm listening to keep sweat,
Speaker 1: make it last for keep sweating last long anymore. He's
Speaker 1: fucking fifties, six years over my bad keeping. I hope
Speaker 1: he's not listening. There's no way to be listening to this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's somewhere taking a cobe shop. Yeah, alright, well we
Speaker 1: bought you guys. Are you guys are kicking it our
Speaker 1: sex time and it's late so check it out VH one,
Speaker 1: Uh Couples Retreat you can Father Roder and ms Rodder
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Speaker 1: very much for joining us. Thank you so much. Episode
Speaker 1: of mother Second Podcast. Thank You The mother Sucker Podcast
Speaker 1: with me Michael Blackston. It's a Calvary Audio production brought
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Speaker 1: Podcast Network. Produced by Brendan Morgan off Calvary Audio and
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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Michael blacks and Keegan Rosenberger and Dana
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