WEBVTT - Mz. Rada Darling 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:13.200 Calgary Audio. What's Upasaka is Welcome to another episode of 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.919 Maaska Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:22.759 I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:27.440 for listening to Matasaka Podcasts. Mike, did you know that 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:32.800 we're number four in Nigeria last week? Number four in Nigeria. Yeah, 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:36.200 that's good news. It's a lot of people in Nigeria. 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:42.040 Who's number five? I don't know, but there's top two hundred. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.800 Were number four in Nigeria. Wow, I had no idea. 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:48.720 People listen to me Nigeria. Nothing Nigeria, man, I love 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:54.080 Nigeria and Guana whatever. That number one in Guyana, number 0:00:54.120 --> 0:01:02.280 one Nigeria. Yeah, number one thousand in the United States. Yeah, unfortunately, 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.039 It's okay, man. We'll work our way up. We're going 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:10.119 countries by Hey, listen, I'd rather be international than domestic. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.880 That's actually pretty good, Mike. Yeah, man, I'm international. Man. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.319 Everybody you know I got Mark by the palm of 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.560 my hand now and everybody else around the world to 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.520 get to know who the funk I am. I think 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.200 everybody knows who the funk you are really. Michael Blackton, 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.280 You're the African king of a comedy where they got 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:28.920 to get to know Chinese best friend and nobody cares 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:31.560 about me. Mike, I'm just the squeaky guy in the 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:37.760 background making weird noises like a fucking you know when 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.160 you don't put the w D forty on your door. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:49.240 Everybody's talk less Chinese bus man. I'm like, try do less, yes, sir, 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:53.840 I don't worry about it. Man, talk more, Chinese best friend. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:57.800 I love your shirt, man says a legacy. You're setting 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:03.480 up a legacy. Man, this is a was that free shirt? Yeah? 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:06.200 How you know? I'm just all your clothes are like 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.320 yeah free? Yeah, this is like the how many episodes? Now, 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:12.840 every episode did since you gave me a few free clothes, 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:16.840 everybody's been d m ng me. Hey, what's your address? 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:19.799 Let me give you some free clothes please. Everybody sent 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:23.200 him all the clothes. It has nineteen seventy four on 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:26.480 the other That mean this is really good? Is a 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.480 good year? Yeah, I'm sure it was. Oh that's when 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.640 you were born. Don't beginning on my age. I was born. 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:39.360 I'm twenty nine years old. Motherfucker. You're yes, Yeah, that's 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:43.239 a really good from your friends it's the double O 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:49.320 G brand O, that triple triple O G A bunch 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.320 of stuff. I would probably wear that, Like I only 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.959 really wear these free clothes, but I would funk with that. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.720 I'll funk with that legacy um T shirt. Like. Yeah, 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.160 if he's listening to him to send me one all 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.680 I like my ship to be, please send him some small, 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:04.799 not some large. I like my ship to feel like 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:11.239 a blouse. Yes, but yes, man, today I got on 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:15.359 for Saschi shoes for Saski shirt and these are, like 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:19.240 a guy, these are my stripper pants. Yeah, how come 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:22.720 there's a lot of more shoelaces than a regular shoe. Well, 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.520 I don't know that this was I bought this from 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:29.959 mail roads. Man. This pants, it's built, it's made for 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:35.080 a male stripper. I think this is magic Mike uh collection. 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:39.920 Probably Yeah, I've never seen that before. Yeah, I mean, hey, 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:43.200 the good thing about these pants is if you're like 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.600 trying to funk real quick, you just put your dick 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.680 on the side. Yeah, it's that's pretty good. This is 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:52.000 a smart idea you have. Well, I'm talking about dick 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:55.720 on the side, and you know today's my guests is 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:59.480 the woman that gets today, say it again, Michael Blocks 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.080 and after we're hearing after the last my guests on 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:07.280 the show tonight is the woman that gets my dick. Oh, 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.240 I'm sure she get a better introduction than that she's 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.880 warning than when it gets my dick. She's the special 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:17.120 woman in my life. Really. Yeah, we have a TV 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.120 We're on a TV show that we don't have. It's 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:20.880 not our show, but we're part of a TV show 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:26.320 that comes out. It's out, It's it's out now. It 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:30.080 started out April nineteen and it's six episodes, so it's 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.720 gonna be going on for a few more weeks. I 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.799 have to go see that. Yeah, it's called Copper's Retreat. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:41.080 All your favorite reality couples on here along with me 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:44.640 and Roder. We are not reality stars, but they needed 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.719 some comic relief, so they invited me and then they 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.000 get to know my lady and my woman is crazy, 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.520 so they got to its size of hunt and I 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:56.040 never saw before. But she's uh, she every time I 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:59.360 meet her, she's always cooking delicious food. Well, yeah, the 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:02.560 with a man hardest through his stomach, right, Yeah, yeah, 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.800 you remember that. To get to a man's heart, it's 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.240 through their stomach. So it's either you stabbed them with 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:12.160 a twelve inch knife or you just feed them. And 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:14.440 I think she got you by feeding you, mother paper. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:18.559 Yeah stabbed me, motherfucker. I stabbed up with this dude. 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:24.240 You probably just pinch your lady hunt. Yeah. You know, 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.880 like I said, I give vagina rejuvenation and then you 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.400 know it all works out. You know it's okay, Chinese 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.120 best friend, don't where one day you'll get a big 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.560 dick too. You know, I don't think God was fair 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.400 to Asians, but you guys that lead you have a 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.080 lot of business. The only thing God gave me was 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.440 a big hit and then you got a lot of 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.560 Chinese stores all over the place. God and he just 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:50.480 gave black. You just gave us dick. You know you 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.120 can't get a job. You know. It's tough man, black man, 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:56.840 Chinese best friend. You know, if my if it was up, 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.880 if if the biggart dick says, the bigger job we got, 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:04.040 I'll be a fucking doctor. You're absolutely right. But I 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.000 can't be. You know, I can't have a big dick 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:09.440 and have can have it all. You can have it all, right, 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.320 God made us not perfect. I think no God, God 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:18.280 made no mistakes, but he did make a lot of mistakes. Well, Mike, 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.680 you're the African King of Company. You're making the whole 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:25.480 world love. You know you're God made you in this 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:30.279 world to make everybody happy, even at the sad times. 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:36.800 Thank you, Chinese best friend. I really appreciate you're acknowledging 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.000 my talent. Yeah, I acknowledge you're telling I see all 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:43.719 you're You're a true friend, man. You're genuine, You're not fake, 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:49.400 You're real, you're trustworthy, you're honest. You know you're truly 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:56.080 any Chinese best friend's dream. Thank you, Michael Bloxon. So, 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.640 if anybody out there looking for like a Chinese best friend, 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:04.159 going fine, one. Chinese guys make great best friends. Thanks 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.719 you're a good friend too, Mike. Thanks man. Well, while 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.240 we're writing sucking just boss man, let me bring my 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:18.080 lady on. Yeah, we need a girl here where she Well, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:22.000 I happened produce a right, Okay, Our only guest of 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:24.360 the day is uh. Like I said, we have a 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:28.560 show coming out. It's on VH one Couples Retreat. It 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:31.400 started airing April nineteen, is going on for six weeks. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:36.920 It's got um Kirk and Rashida from Loving from Love 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:41.720 and Hip Hop Atlanta. Right, it has um Yandy and 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:45.040 Mendez from Love and Hip Hop New York. It's got 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:49.160 ray j and Princess from Love and Hip Hop Hollywood. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.920 And then as a new couple on this is uh delicious, 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:59.080 Oh delicious. I remember Delicious, Yeah, Deliciu. Her husband husband 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.960 is uh, very popular guy he got he was one 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:05.240 of the guys that were part of that um um 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:09.680 Central Park five. So it was many many years ago, 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.600 early nineties. I'm not sure when it was. These guys 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.440 were accused of raping a white woman in Central Park, 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:21.000 were wrongly accused, and he was one of the guys 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.080 that were wrongly accused and end up getting out of 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.280 jail and you know, making that a whole lot of 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.680 money and to sue the city and got like eight 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:32.079 millions dollars. He's some crazy money wise, you know. But 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:35.760 but he's sticking there for like thirteen years, eight or 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.960 thirteen years of their life was taken away. So that's 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:43.839 delicious his husband, um and and and of course it's 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.920 me and Rodda on the show. Sounds like a very 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.439 nice show. Now, it's a lot of fun show. It's 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:52.199 a fun show. It's called Couples Retreat. We all went 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.760 on this retreat for a few weeks and we just 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:59.200 you know, went through therapy. Got the therapy. Well we'll 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.920 talk about it is a gentleman. Miss rider down and 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:11.440 come on rider ride baby. He might I just noticed 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:15.679 you guys matching, who always matching. Well, it looks like 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:19.200 the therapy might be working. Yeah, because I'm still together. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:22.080 I don't know if ray J is still together now 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:26.160 everybody's still together. Yeah, you know, I think when it first, 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:31.199 when me and her first went on the show, I 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.920 mean they we didn't even know she was my lady 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:36.719 and I was you know, they still thought I was 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.959 with like my ex. I'm like, oh, no, I got it. 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:48.000 That was years ago my ex before right Atlanta. No, Yeah, 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:49.880 they thought it was happening. I was like, no, me, 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.920 I broke up like a couple of years ago. Oh, 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:56.160 because you know what, Wikipedia still says that you're still 0:09:56.200 --> 0:10:00.120 going out with her Wikipedia Wikipedias. I said, my then 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:06.480 is Jaffari Ferguson seventy two or something. I don't know 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.120 who the fund is in who's working with the Petka, 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.719 but get your ship together. I don't know who the 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:16.920 fund is. Jaffari Ferguson. First of all, Ferguson is I'm 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:23.200 in an African name, Dennis say Um an African an 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:26.920 American comedian born in Ghana. We're not eve gonna talk 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:30.000 about Okay, We're going to my real life riders in 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.480 the build a hit boy, right and welcome to the 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.719 Mothersaker Show. Hi, Chinese best friend. Very nice of you 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:39.080 to fly all the way from your small town. Where 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:43.679 are you from a small town of Phoenix but in Chandler, Arizona. 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:47.319 The Internet also says that I'm fifty years old. Fifty 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.480 She don't look a day over twenty three years old? 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:56.400 What's wrong with the internet? My baby looking so good? 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:02.120 Good to every Thanks baby, I'll just love them. Stripper 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:06.160 pants you like? Yeah, you guys have the same shoelaces 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:12.199 on on the legs. Yeah, yeah, looking so since we 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:13.600 got have this show, going to go in the room 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:18.280 and have sex. You know that, right? Chinese babies or something? Yeah, 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.319 we know babies cry too much at night. Man. I 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:23.680 want to once you can make baby that don't cry 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.880 at all? Yeah, all the babies that don't cry, Yeah, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.800 if you feed them breastfeed them a lot. They don't cry, 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.240 the only craving they need. Yeah, I don't. I don't 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.360 need a baby stuck in my titties. That's the thing. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.800 If I was a baby coming that we're fighting over 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.880 the titties. Yeah, that's a that's a big problem. Yeah, 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.480 it is a big problem. You want to suck big baby, 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:47.719 my bababy. Google got guy, Mike, did you know that 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:52.200 you don't have to take a vaccine if if you're 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.920 your girl is breastfeeding because it could pass through the 0:11:57.200 --> 0:12:01.920 the you know, antibodies through the tits. So I didn't Technically, 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:10.719 if she got the vaccine, she's breastfeeding, and you you 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.959 get the you don't have to take the shot. So 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:18.320 because I'll be sucking it through, you're getting the vaccine. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:24.079 Breastfeeding anyways, A breastfeed every night. Okay, yeah, you get 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.520 the COVID chat huh, Well I haven't yet, but I 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:33.079 do breastfeed every night. But bodies from the breastmelt. There's 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:37.200 like a defense mechanism in there, right, Yeah, I mean 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:39.480 that's why you stay healthy. And you were able to 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:42.480 get over COVID real fast. Yes, I got she came. 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.040 Oh yeah when I had COVID. She came and toky 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.679 of me, and I gave him some titties. Yeah. We 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.400 she gave me some COVID, gave us some COVID dick. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.680 You mean you mean I gave you some COVID puzzy. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.400 I had the COVID, so I'll give you COVID dick 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.880 with a mask. We did it with a mask, mask 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.400 with a mask mask. Ye, I am dying in my 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:14.000 last days of alive, alive. She's trying to get some dick. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:18.839 I was trying to revive him. Yeah, thanks for saving 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.599 my friend. I saw him, he was dying. I know 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:28.920 you know what now know what to care for COVID pussy. Yeah, 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:32.559 I think all you mean with COVID. But I also 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:35.439 though you come out of the app where like other 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.880 COVID people who like quarantine with each other. Yeah, a 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.120 dating app, you man, like a COVID COVID is like 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:44.480 two weeks. Two weeks a long time to be alone. 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.160 So why don't you give other niggas with COVID and 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:51.360 just covil rise each other. Yeah, covid mate, do come 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:56.160 covid dot com. That's so dope, ship. We better hurry up, 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:59.520 we better make that app before Dr Fauci makes one 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.160 too bad. The vaccine is already out Yeah, that's still 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:04.679 it still gonna be. Mother fucker's out there. There are 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.400 gonna take the vac scene and stuff on people that 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.599 I want to take it. And Corvid is gonna be 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.720 out there. So get this COVID app Chinese best Friend 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.360 where COVID motherfucker's to be like, hey, how long you 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:18.199 have COVID? Two weeks? Okay, well it's one week that 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.360 we have a whole week left. I haven't. Let's get 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.920 together and we take care of each other. That's a 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:27.280 great idea. Corona Pussy and Corona did get together, remember, 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:30.920 and we'll make it tonight. Well for covid funk all 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:34.160 of that. We have a whole show. That's how you 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:35.680 want to talk about the show? Where you thought about 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:39.280 the show? Yeah, what happened to the show? What happened 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.120 to the show? What happened on the show? Well, how 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:45.360 did you guys start dating each other? Anyways? You know, 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.920 I remember you guys mad and stuff, and and all 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.440 of a sudden I said, I got a girl because 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.880 you you you used to be being single. We still 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.240 going to the bar at the at the pool and yeah, 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:01.200 and just just find a new how these aren't who's 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.840 hanging out and just trying to holight all the chicks. Well, 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:08.120 I was used in the whole relationship camera. He was 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.400 my camera man, and he was my hype man that 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.760 Africa Companies. A great guy, you know. Next, you know, 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.600 I'm getting Hey Mike, who's your friend? Yeah, Hey Mike, 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.800 who's your friend? That's how That's how I get up 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:22.600 as how I was getting on my girls. Hey Mike, 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:26.320 who's your friend? Mike? Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:30.880 Have you said him mis over one million times? You said? 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:34.080 I definitely said a million mics. And then all of 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:38.960 a sudden I found me a whole woman. Yeah, so 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:41.160 how did it start? To tell her? How we mat right? 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:46.840 So we were in Vegas, right, it was like Vegas, 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:50.600 Michael Blocks and next to play black Jack Switch. Yeah, 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:54.480 I noticed that a thought what happened in Vegas stays 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:58.520 in Vegas. But I brought her with me. He sure did. Well, 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:01.520 you know what it was like? It was funny because 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:03.600 when I saw him, I didn't know who he was. 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:07.400 So we have a mutual friend, Little John. I've been 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:09.840 friends with John for a while because I used to 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:13.520 date his manager back then. Um, but it was like 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.440 a short lived um. So I was still friends with 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:20.560 John and then um, he was at a club invited 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.840 the both of us. We showed up. I saw him 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.800 coming later though, I was already there with my girlfriends, 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.160 and then, um, I was like, who is this guy? 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:31.560 Like he's in the middle of these white girls, Like 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.080 what is he doing? He's so funny. How did you see? 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:44.440 He was wearing a we were we both were wearing red. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:46.920 It was meant to be. It was meant to be. 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:52.040 She had a red was on that night, No on 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:57.000 the week after, because he knows my schedule whenever pos 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:58.520 about to come on. I just did an argument and 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:03.520 said that way, I don't have to wait. Okay. That 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:07.119 night that we met, like he I just thought he 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.440 was funny, right, But he was telling me he was 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:16.160 in Vegas and he sucked some girls. And I didn't 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:17.840 tell you that night though. No, he didn't tell me 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:21.480 that night. He told me later. But the funny thing 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.520 is I had a picture of all of us together 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:29.080 and I was like, that's the girl. Yeah, Chicken had 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:32.479 a blue hair, was a green up blue. I think 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:35.240 I'm met in my hotel lobby somewhere and she was 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:37.320 there at the club and I wasn't I told her 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.080 where I was going at night, and she happens to 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:41.240 like one day, and I wasn't sure who she was 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:44.879 because I was like, this can't be John's Vegas. That's 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:46.919 for Vegas, Vegas. Go to Vegas. How are you doing? 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:50.240 You don't find Okay, let's go my room. And really 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:54.560 I never do Vegas like that. I definitely i've met 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:58.480 women black like. This is why sometimes when you're when 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:01.080 you gamming, you lose and make you make bad decisions. 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:04.320 You know, when you're winning and making me bad, everything 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.920 is bad. You could just see a woman and you'd 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:09.720 be like this more look lonely, she wants some dick, 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:13.000 and then you go. I have had at least three 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:15.800 of those moments in Vegas in my life where I 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:18.440 met him with the blackjack table or you know, and 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.200 she just looked like I could It's just Vegas. It's 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:24.640 just it's a place of scent. Yeah. Well, thank god 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:27.800 we didn't start dating until Phoenix. Then. Yeah, because the 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:31.720 devil lives in Vegas. I saw it, saying twice once 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:35.320 I saw him at Caesar's Palace. He was outside begging 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:38.359 for money. And then the other time I saw him 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.600 at that club we go to all the time, the 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:44.520 devil was there. The devil whisper girl's collection. Yeah I'm 0:18:44.520 --> 0:18:49.880 in the strip club saying twice. He's not a nice guy. 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:53.880 He looks like little nasacs. Oh little yeah. That there's 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:58.200 a little divil. Not just a devil, he's a little devil. 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:04.360 You know. We didn't even um hang out until after Phoenix, 0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:06.400 which was what a month a month or two later. 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.800 That's a month later. And I used to be in 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:15.760 the cannabis industry, so she was a drug legal legal 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:20.040 drug license, yes, and I thought he smoked weed. So 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.800 she thought everything that's what she thinks every black guy. 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:32.560 That's not true. I called him up. I was like, hey, 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:36.320 you want to tour the crow. He's like like the 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:41.520 grow the cannabis and um, he was like no, I 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.080 don't feel like getting out of my hotel whatever. I'm like, okay, 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:47.000 I'll bring you some stuff. So I brought him a 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:52.760 big bag of goodies full of concentrates. And I had 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:55.560 a whole bitch with me when I came. Yeah, yeah, 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.160 I had she called she got a name for every 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:02.159 chick I know. She called her Scottie Pippant. I did not. 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:07.920 I did not. She was fans. Your fans called her, 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:11.680 My fans went when I posted a picture. Yes, okay, 0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:15.240 but she's like she's a model. She's really tall, tall dick. 0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:19.320 You know, I like me a nice fat ass. She's 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:22.959 as well. The face don't matter to him. It's all 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:25.120 about the ass. That's why I'm like, I'm confused. Why 0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:29.119 are you with me? To mean? What I fucking? What 0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:31.800 I date is two different things. Okay, I might fuck 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:36.040 up sucking bulldog, but I'm not dating a bulldog. You 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:38.840 know what? That makes sense? You're right? Yeah, whoever, I'm 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:40.560 going to show that the world has to look good. 0:20:41.520 --> 0:20:43.880 My warm Month's gonna be the baddest bitch on earth 0:20:44.440 --> 0:20:47.119 that I might. Hey, coming a bit. She had the 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:49.680 blue head. You think I would date hut No, but 0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:53.800 I sucked up. Me and my dick have two different eyes. Okay, 0:20:55.040 --> 0:21:01.280 I think your dickney's glasses then prescriptions. Yeah, I'm gonna 0:21:01.480 --> 0:21:04.359 guess my dick some glasses, maybe a flashlight. Maybe a 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:07.960 flashlight because he take my doctor and doctor, can you 0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:11.680 examine his little nigger righthead, because he don't see he's 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:14.879 picking up all kinds of things up the floor. The 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:17.760 next thing, I knew he had a whole farm. I 0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:22.520 didn't know farm. I was a single man. I was single, 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:24.800 and I'm the type of person I'll bring all my 0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:28.760 female friends together. And I had no idea. I had 0:21:29.040 --> 0:21:33.399 no idea he was like growing this farm. He had rhinoceros. 0:21:34.440 --> 0:21:39.520 He had I was there before COVID it started re 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:47.160 elected their rain oft he didn't have Los Angeles zoo 0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:50.480 got some cute animals. I don't know where the zoo 0:21:50.600 --> 0:21:53.760 was from. She called my female friends zoo. She has 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:57.640 a is a bat, there's a bad turtle, and there's 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:01.600 an endangered species. Were bag. There's one girls. She caused 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:03.560 double bag Manie, Like I have to put two bags 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:06.359 in this bit head. I hope, I hope one day 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:11.960 these women find out who animals Who's whose animals? Jump 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:14.720 your ass, They're gonna whoop. I We're not even gonna 0:22:14.720 --> 0:22:16.200 help with this time. But I'm like, you know what, 0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:20.359 I'm the zoo keeper. Well you know what all you saide, 0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:22.080 bit just have to do is look in the mirror 0:22:22.119 --> 0:22:25.040 and you'll know which animal you are just with yourself. 0:22:28.720 --> 0:22:31.080 Just be honest with yourself. So yeah, and then d 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:33.840 and then what happened after you brought me the drugs? 0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:38.040 Because you have what happened? So she brought this drug. 0:22:38.160 --> 0:22:39.760 I'm like, I don't know. I'm not a crackhead. I 0:22:39.800 --> 0:22:41.440 don't know what to do with this weed. Yea, it 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:46.399 doesn't even Yeah, well you said your female friend wanted 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.399 to smoke or something. And then I was like, all right, 0:22:49.480 --> 0:22:53.520 I'll bring I'll bring you supply. You know when men 0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:55.880 like I don't smoke, I don't get high, but we'll 0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:58.639 do anything for some pussy. You know, women be like, 0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:00.840 you know, smoke this, we would be made my pussy wed. 0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:04.480 I'm like, okay, yeah, but I would never help. I 0:23:04.600 --> 0:23:07.800 never held anything. I didn't never got hot in my 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:12.600 life until we went to Africa. Oh my god, that 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:15.960 my fucking night. So my buddy, I know, I don't 0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:18.080 like to jump all over the place, but you know 0:23:18.200 --> 0:23:20.080 we're gonna jump and get back to how we started 0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:23.840 a date. But my buddy, my best friend in Ghana. 0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:25.879 You know you might Chinese best friend, but I have 0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:29.800 a gun. My best friend is that the filamingo with 0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:37.800 the guy owns the peacock, my fuge so DG that's 0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:39.840 my my best friend. But it's my gun my best friend, 0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:43.440 so one of the fuse hous and he had his drink. 0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:47.280 It's like, I guess it's weed and a drink. Yeah, drink, 0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:50.160 but I taste then I taste somebody. This ship tastes good. 0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:53.160 He's okay, Mike, slow down, I know. I was telling 0:23:53.240 --> 0:23:55.200 him to slow down. I was like, you already drank 0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:57.000 half a cup of that. I don't have a quarter, 0:23:57.680 --> 0:23:59.639 only had a quarter of the cup. But it tasted 0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:01.960 so good it I just kept drinking. It was it 0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:04.720 was like, Mike slowed down, this is not nothing to 0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:06.600 play with. And he's like, I'm a gangster. I can 0:24:06.720 --> 0:24:10.200 drink that whole bottle. I've never been high in my life. 0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:11.760 This piece of ship right here, and I'm gonna get 0:24:11.760 --> 0:24:14.040 me high. And then I started getting high and I 0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:16.360 was like, fun, it's hitting me. And I just kept 0:24:16.400 --> 0:24:18.920 drinking and he kept on drinking. Man, And I was 0:24:19.000 --> 0:24:22.000 I don't know what happened to us that night. What 0:24:22.160 --> 0:24:25.760