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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody's coach, Vernon Dozer. I haven't talked to you

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Speaker 1: in a long time. I'm excited because tonight on the show,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to have on Jason Moron, who's been the

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Speaker 1: head coach at Bell Maar Academy last few seasons while

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Speaker 1: I have been on sort of a sabbatical slash a vacation,

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Speaker 1: a mental health break. More than anything else, I got

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Speaker 1: away from coaching because it was beginning to it was

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Speaker 1: beginning to wear and tear on me a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So Jason Moron is going to be with us. Now.

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Speaker 1: And we have this show on the platform. The court,

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Speaker 1: the coach, the coach, excuse me, coach, Yes, I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm a coach. The coach. Vernon Dozer says it and

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Speaker 1: says it good. And I want to thank mister Henry.

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Speaker 1: I've had a lot of different shows with mister. I

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Speaker 1: think we did one on one with bernand Dozer found

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Speaker 1: out somebody else was doing that, Miss Gray, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: we do one on one with Margaret Gray. Let's say

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Speaker 1: that again. We do I said we do you do

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Speaker 1: this is why I don't mart Just sit on, Margaret,

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Speaker 1: That was not right of me. I winked at her

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Speaker 1: It's the greatest value online other than porn. Hi, every one,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jason Moron and this is the Coach Vernon Dozer Show.

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Speaker 1: Coach Vernon Dozer says it for you and says it good.

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Speaker 1: That's not the name of it. Oh, I got the

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Speaker 1: wrong copy, then right, it's Coach Vernon Dozer gets it

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Speaker 1: said welcome, Thank you very much. Jason Moron, who was

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Speaker 1: the head coach at Belmar Academy for the last four years.

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Speaker 1: I took a sabbatical. I took some time off. It

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Speaker 1: was like a mental health break, and a lot of

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Speaker 1: the players wanted to know why coach wasn't around. I

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Speaker 1: mean after about the third season. You know, they knew

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Speaker 1: I was the head coach, but they would always ask, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, and I wanted to tell them because I

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Speaker 1: they they I think they indicated that did the players

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Speaker 1: and I'd say he's great, and they'd say, well, we're

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Speaker 1: a hard time there at the end holding it together. Well.

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Speaker 1: The thing that everybody knows about it's it's pretty famous.

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Speaker 1: Village or bug Out. I think was bug Eye. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the bug and I I don't know exactly what happened.

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Speaker 1: little Joey Pepper. Little Joey Pepper was quarterback. He was

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Speaker 1: Peppa Dak. Pepa Dak was one of the he was

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Speaker 1: been giving me a hard time all year long. Hey, doser,

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Speaker 1: why don't you hang it up? You don't have it anymore.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you get back to your job, Go go

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Speaker 1: And they'd go, oh, you know, they they knew I

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Speaker 1: love and respect you, coach, all right, go ahead lay

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Speaker 1: it on me. But I didn't think you handled that

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Speaker 1: The reason why I was walking over the official is

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Speaker 1: because he called a pass out of bounds that would

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Speaker 1: what I meant to say was, you know, if you

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Speaker 1: he had four hundred and sixty three yards in that game.

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Speaker 1: It was a great game, Yeah, and we wound up

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Speaker 1: we won four games. We won four. I mean we

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Speaker 1: were on a downslide, there's no question about it. But

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Speaker 1: that game was so big because there were so many

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Speaker 1: And this is one of the reasons why I got

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Speaker 1: out of it more than anything else, Jason, is because

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Speaker 1: the parents would come to you and they thought their

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Speaker 1: kids were far more talented. Well, and I got some

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Speaker 1: of the same stuff you did. Oh yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: people were they would come to me and they'd say,

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Speaker 1: And in some instances that was a big compliment, and

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Speaker 1: some of the women were flattered, and other instances that

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Speaker 1: You know, so, did you cannot ask you about a

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Speaker 1: personal question? Go ahead? Did you get involved with some

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Speaker 1: I went and I got her an onge onge orange. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: an orange drink, and we were sitting on the picnic

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Speaker 1: next two seasons. Was she married. She was married, but

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Speaker 1: marriage didn't last neither did I. Well, were you the

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Speaker 1: cause of the breakup? It's hard to I don't know.

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Speaker 1: heard a man in the background. I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: it was this. Was this bothering you? Or did it

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Speaker 1: mess with your with the coaching? No? No, I didn't

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Speaker 1: you remember this one? And I pulled you didn't? I

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Speaker 1: did in a moment I wasn't thinking. I pulled it

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Speaker 1: pointed at it and she started laughing and she goes, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not blind, not with that thing you're holding. She said, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not blind, not with that monstrosity that you've got

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Speaker 1: your left hand wrapped around. And I said, you're for me.

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Speaker 1: And you know she was your girl. I knew right away. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she was married, she was yeah, and her son

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Speaker 1: who it was, but that was kind of a high point.

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Speaker 1: What is your background, by the way, your football coach? No,

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Speaker 1: I was. They needed somebody because you had had you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, and when you left, they had no one

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Speaker 1: and they were going to interview and I said, well,

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Speaker 1: what do you need and they said, we want somebody,

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Speaker 1: some athletic background, someone who's been around baseball, football, basketball.

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Speaker 1: I said, I have been around balls, and they that's

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Speaker 1: when they said, get the hell out of here. They

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Speaker 1: about me pointing it out, pointing my do you pointing

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Speaker 1: at your general's with this lady. Yeah, And when you

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Speaker 1: said balls, they thought you meant yeah, And I said, no,

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Speaker 1: And finally I was fired this past spring by Father Bergerman. Oh,

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Speaker 1: And what did he say? It was four? He said,

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Speaker 1: He said it had to I said, no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: He said, you mowed my lawn and I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: This is coach Vernond Doozer, and you're listening to coach

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Speaker 1: Vernon Dozer gets it said, whatever the name of the

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Speaker 1: show is, I forget. I'm here with you, moron, head

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Speaker 1: coach at Belmar Academy. Up until twenty twenty four, he's

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Speaker 1: been let go. I have been rehired. All looking forward

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Speaker 1: and so that's how you pulled your pants down. Heyes,

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Speaker 1: to the coach Ernandosier Hour and I got Jason Moron,

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Speaker 1: through twenty twenty four. And we're kind of reminiscing here

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Speaker 1: and talking about football and Jason coach Moron, you are

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Speaker 1: a juggler and that's how you got the job, that's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And you said there was a lot of double entaundry

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Speaker 1: a lot of you know, I said, well, they said,

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Speaker 1: Like it sounded like a come on to me, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Well, it sounded like he wanted me

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Speaker 1: to oh, you're kidding me. No. I said, I know

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Speaker 1: I said, I know balls, And that's when I started juggling.

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Speaker 1: And you had done that for father mccorter's Well, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: when Father mccortters came over and said, you're hired right

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Speaker 1: Coach Jason Moron, Well, I'm going to be taking things

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Speaker 1: I know you played a ball control offense. Yeah I did.

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Speaker 1: know and and I don't know what does that mean? Well?

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Speaker 1: I did that every every practice. You know, I would

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Speaker 1: uhh like that. All right, let's try it? Okay, all right? One? Two?

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Speaker 1: Uh no, no, no, no, no, that's no good. All right,

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Speaker 1: of the players right. Yeah, but you only won three

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Speaker 1: games over four years. That's true, that's true. But the

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Speaker 1: players were relaxed. They were very relaxed. They they went

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Speaker 1: into the game intent on winning the game. But they

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Speaker 1: would get relaxed and I'd say, go, go, go. The

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Speaker 1: guy's coming right at you. He's running there, and you'd

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Speaker 1: see the the defensive end and maybe the safety would

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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, you know what it is. They would

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Speaker 1: not chase the guy down. Then, No, they wouldn't. Now

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Speaker 1: we're not talking about drug use, are we. No, No, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I wouldn't. I don't believe in that.

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Speaker 1: I believe in the method. Uh. This is the you know,

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Speaker 1: the the method of the method of knowing how to

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Speaker 1: relax and get the most out of a player. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'd be on the field during the game

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Speaker 1: and the players, you know, snap the ball to say

436
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Speaker 1: on defense, the players are playing defense, snap the ball.

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Speaker 1: I'd see my guys drop it and I'd say right away,

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Speaker 1: you guys, are you need to move up wrong formation,

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Speaker 1: get the line of scrimmage because it looks to me

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Speaker 1: like they may be blitzing, or excuse me, not blitzing.

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Speaker 1: They may be passing. They want to dump a short pass,

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Speaker 1: so you guys should blitz and they would. And I'd

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Speaker 1: say most of the time we were right, but we

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Speaker 1: didn't guess right all the time. Well how many times?

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Speaker 1: So what do they do? Wind up scoring a touchdown?

446
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Speaker 1: They did? Yeah, wind up scoring a touchdown on us. Okay.

447
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 1: I got Jason Moron with me, who was the head

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Speaker 1: coach at Belmar between twenty twenty one and twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: So you mentioned getting the best out of your players,

450
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Speaker 1: and this is my pet peeve. Parents. How did you

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Speaker 1: deal with parents? I got along pretty good with the parents.

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Speaker 1: You did. Yeah. What I'd say to them is, this

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Speaker 1: is my football team. I know he's your son, but

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Speaker 1: it's my football team. And if it comes down to

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Speaker 1: a choice between my football team or your son, I said,

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Speaker 1: I will push him out of a car in a freeway.

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Speaker 1: You didn't, No, I didn't see that. That's what I

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Speaker 1: was thinking. I said to them, if it comes down

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Speaker 1: to a choice between your son and my football team,

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Speaker 1: I said, your son's going to lose. And the parents

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Speaker 1: look at you like, well, my son is going to

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Speaker 1: be at USC my son's going to be UCLA. I

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00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 1: got the same thing with these parents. They all wanted

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Speaker 1: their kids to going to big on program. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I'd say, well, the kid's gonna have to perform a

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Speaker 1: lot better than he is. And that's when they would

467
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: fake like they were gonna punch my nuts. What is

468
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: what is the obsession a lot of these parents and

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Speaker 1: that you and I have in fact with our testicles.

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Speaker 1: You know, the older you get, the more you worry

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Speaker 1: that they're not gonna work, you know. And so I

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Speaker 1: wore a cup to all a parent teacher meetings. I

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Speaker 1: had on extra strong underwear, and anytime I saw them

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Speaker 1: flinch or flail or try to go out, you know,

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Speaker 1: try to go at it, I would put my hands

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Speaker 1: down and cover it. That. There were some parents who complained,

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Speaker 1: I heard his father mc quarters, Oh yeah, there were. Yeah,

478
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Speaker 1: they said, every five seconds, you're putting your hands down

479
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Speaker 1: over your crotch and they didn't know why. Well that's

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Speaker 1: a lie. Yes, they didn't know why because they were

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Speaker 1: going for it. They were going for your what they

482
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Speaker 1: were gonna punch or kick kick me round in a testicle? Okay,

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00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: all right, So and so go ahead with the story. Well,

484
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: so this is a just a situation with the parents,

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Speaker 1: you know. So they they would be and I'd say,

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Speaker 1: just back off. This is my football team, my football team,

487
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,959
Speaker 1: and now we're in the heat of the summer. So

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Speaker 1: the parents would get very aggressive. I'd say, this is

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Speaker 1: my football team. Back off, and they'd walk up to

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Speaker 1: you and go yeah. You know, they'd fake like they

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Speaker 1: were going to hit your ballsack. Okay, can we maybe

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Speaker 1: not use the word ballsack? Sorry, They'd fake like they

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Speaker 1: were going to kick in the testicles. This was a

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Speaker 1: violent relationship you had with these parents, it was. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And if I had to do over again, God help me,

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Speaker 1: I would have done it much different. What would you

497
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Speaker 1: have done different? I would have gotten to know them better.

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Speaker 1: I would have come over to their houses. If I'm

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Speaker 1: going to expose myself, I might as well just go

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Speaker 1: to their house and say I'm going to take my

501
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Speaker 1: pants off. Why what was this need to expose yourself

502
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Speaker 1: throughout the these years? Because it started out I wanted

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Speaker 1: to be the great football coach, and as you know,

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00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 1: I passed out. Yeah you fainted. I fainted, and when

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Speaker 1: I woke up, they said, there I was. I had

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Speaker 1: my pants half off. We'm talking about half off, not

507
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Speaker 1: the price. No, no, half off. Yeah, And so the

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Speaker 1: parents became very my friends. They became my protectors. And

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Speaker 1: I'll never forget it as long as I lived. That

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Speaker 1: year that we went on to the semifinals after winning

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Speaker 1: the Watusi League, and it was all I could do

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Speaker 1: just to keep from screaming my joy at the top

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Speaker 1: of my lungs. But by god we did, and that

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Speaker 1: postseason and how far into the post sings you get?

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Speaker 1: You know? I mean, no, I forget that was what year?

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Speaker 1: That was? Twenty twenty three? I honestly forget, you know,

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Speaker 1: fool what would happen that year? No, I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 1: You just want me to say it. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to humiliate you. Is at it? Well, how do you

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Speaker 1: know to be humiliating? Well? What is it? Lost? You lost? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in the playoff game? No, when did you lose? We

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Speaker 1: lost every game? Okay, so you're saying lost every game? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not stuttering over here. Excuse me. Nothing pisses me

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Speaker 1: off more than people saying that to me. Sorry, all right.

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Speaker 1: Coach Moron, Jason Moron has been my special guest here

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Speaker 1: on the Vernon Dozer tells it like it is our

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Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck this thing's called, it's gonna what father

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Speaker 1: mcquarter is gonna. Yeah, doesn't want that language. Would you

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Speaker 1: tell him to stick in his ass? Okay? Honest to god,

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Speaker 1: every morning, noon, and night, I got my quarters on

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Speaker 1: me anyway, folks, thank you very much for listening to

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Speaker 1: the show. Fuck this. This has been the coach Vernon Dozer,

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Speaker 1: Our coach Vernon Dozer getting it said, with a special guest,

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Speaker 1: coach Jason Moron. Yes, coach Vernon Dozer gets it said.

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Speaker 1: if I've got a show next week. Is All we

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Speaker 1: did was talk about people's testicles. Face. Did I miss up? Now?

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Speaker 1: You were a fine coach. If I missed up, I'd

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