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Speaker 1: I always talk about how they're like a therapist, you know,

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Speaker 1: no that's that was that? Was that just you? Oh? Now,

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Speaker 1: it smells terrible. Candles. I've never owned candles in my life. Four.

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Speaker 1: looking at Asian plans. The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils

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Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty Little Secret text

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Speaker 1: All right, So what do you got for us? I

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Speaker 1: You text people to test their loyalty, Like what do

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Speaker 1: I sort of time up with these, like I guess

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Speaker 1: you spread rumors about yourself? Yeah, sometimes it's about me,

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Speaker 1: Sometimes he's about other people. You just like, I just

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Speaker 1: that's actually a genius idea to plant some sort of

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Speaker 1: hear me out this. This story just started like I

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Speaker 1: boyfriend he like cheated on me, and so ever since

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Speaker 1: then I sort of have like a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a personal vendetta. So are they like really bad things

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Speaker 1: or like harmless kind of things. No, not not like

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Speaker 1: that bad, just like stupid things like, Okay, it would

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Speaker 1: be very interesting to do. It would be interesting, just

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Speaker 1: a lot of effort. But then like, how do you know,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to do a big one every now and

427
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Speaker 1: then be like did you hear about Gary? He killed

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Speaker 1: his mom? Well that you know something crazy? Right? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He did? Don't tell anybody though, And then in a

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Speaker 1: couple of days there's a mass text like hey, or buddy,

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Speaker 1: Gary is a murderer. I don't know if we should

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Speaker 1: still hang out with it before you know he's arrested. No,

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Speaker 1: it's it's like so and so is sending their kid

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Speaker 1: to this school because I don't know this. They couldn't

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Speaker 1: get into the other one. I don't know. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: then when you when they're not when they're not going

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Speaker 1: to that school, and that's not all happening. Then what

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Speaker 1: I mean, they don't really know how this happens. It's

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Speaker 1: sort of I do it in an anonymous sort of way.

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Speaker 1: You do an anonymous that doesn't make sense. Yeah, I'm

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00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: there are ways of like hiding caller ID and whatnot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you text or call your friends from a random

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Speaker 1: phone number or hide your phone number and give them

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Speaker 1: some hot gossip about you or someone else in the

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Speaker 1: friend group. I don't know. Okay, I know it sounds

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Speaker 1: it sounds crazy, but essentially yes, so you're like an

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Speaker 1: informant giving tips to the color. Yeah, then your friends

448
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Speaker 1: are gonna be like, yeah, they're gonna tell their friends. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I got a text from someone random, so I got yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got a phone call from someone with a using

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Speaker 1: a voice this guys or who was like, don't tell

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Speaker 1: anybody but January years program and then they hang up. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. This sounds crazy, like I'm explaining it

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Speaker 1: all wrong, but it worked. I this is what I do. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your little secret. Thank you. Yep,

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Speaker 1: in your friends group, is there someone that you know

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Speaker 1: you can trust with a secret. Nope, pretty much no one. Actually,

458
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Speaker 1: my husband, I can keep a secret. You've never helped

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Speaker 1: to tell anyone. Oh forget then, Jebel Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Thursday, June second, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and I throw two touchdowns before I smoke two joints

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Speaker 1: and then I throw two more. Okay, hey, all right,

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Speaker 1: more one in just a second. But first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and an Australian man had

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Speaker 1: to fight for his life recently. And you know that

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Speaker 1: can only mean one of three things. He either rolled

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Speaker 1: his car because a Huntsman spider dropped from his Sundvisor,

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Speaker 1: he's wrestling on crockdoil to retrieve his golf ball, or

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Speaker 1: he's eating a kangaroo for lunch. I have one coming

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Speaker 1: ride up. I'm Christian Grayson, and my idiot proves that

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Speaker 1: the curse of the cast of Glee still lives on

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Speaker 1: in my story. That's coming up in my story right

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Speaker 1: more on those destinations seriously, in just a second before

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Speaker 1: your first story of the day in the I N

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Speaker 1: and the Eating News there their port the News. There's

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Speaker 1: a football league that you've probably never heard of, called

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Speaker 1: the Fan Controlled Football League. It's an indoor arena league

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Speaker 1: where a bunch of crazy stuff happens. They let fans

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Speaker 1: aside on the outcome of instant replays. They also let

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Speaker 1: fans vote in real time on what the offense should run.

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Speaker 1: It's like the XFL, but not as popular as the

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Speaker 1: XFL was. Jason Stewart is the quarterback for a team

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Speaker 1: called Bill Georgia Zappers. Okay, so they play in Georgia,

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Speaker 1: and he threw a touchdown pass last week and celebrated

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Speaker 1: by pulling a joint out of his pants, lighting it,

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Speaker 1: and then taking a hit on the field. I suddenly

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Speaker 1: like sports. He got fired for it, but only on

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Speaker 1: a technicality because the Fan Control Football League actually supports

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Speaker 1: players responsible use of cannabis, but it's still illegal in Georgia.

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Speaker 1: So he did something illegal and they fired him for

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Speaker 1: And he probably doesn't have any NFL hopes or sounds

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Speaker 1: like calling cap Nick. Actually he's getting a job. Did

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Speaker 1: you see that? He got hired back in Las Vegas

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Speaker 1: calling Kaepernick, let's celebrate that it's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: can you believe it? Yeah, it's official. Executi Producer Brand's official.

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Speaker 1: They passed on signing Colin Kaepernick. Oh, probably because he's

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Speaker 1: never really been that good of a football player. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Colin Kaepernick is actually a good quarterback. I thought so. So.

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Speaker 1: How many times has he tried out? He's tried out

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Speaker 1: for pretty much every single team he tried out? What

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Speaker 1: last season he would have tried out? Yeah? Are you serious?

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00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: Always trying out? It's like made for American Idol audition,

505
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,479
Speaker 1: like twelve times and they always let me go. Ye

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Speaker 1: did you really stop? No? But I always wanted to.

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Speaker 1: All Right, this is the I and the Idiot News Network,

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Speaker 1: where idios aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Free, I choose on location down Under. I just say,

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Speaker 1: you guys all in the room a video that's going viral.

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Speaker 1: And for all of you who's not in the room,

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Speaker 1: I want you guys to go to our social media

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Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show because Christian, our digital producer, he's

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Speaker 1: going to be posting it pretty soon. But I think

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Speaker 1: you guys all this link go check out this link

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, So it's a guy he's like running

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Speaker 1: from a kangaroo all you All of a sudden you

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Speaker 1: see him like run around the corner. Whoa, and you're

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Speaker 1: all down. Like the kangaroo like you know, and knocks

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Speaker 1: him down and then he gets up. He's fighting with

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Speaker 1: he's fighting this kangaroo and he's getting beat up and

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Speaker 1: then he like falls on it and then he like

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Speaker 1: just lays on him and he can't get up. Him

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Speaker 1: and this kangaroo are brawling. To give you a picture

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Speaker 1: of what this looks like, if you've ever seen any

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Speaker 1: video that world star Hip hop ever flits out there

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Speaker 1: in a parking lot, it's like that. It's like a

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Speaker 1: couple of guys fighting, but it's a kangaroo and ended

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Speaker 1: up taking the kangaroo out so he by sitting on him.

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Speaker 1: They need a kangaroo boxing league. I would watch that.

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Speaker 1: Those things love to box. I've always wanted to go

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Speaker 1: to Australia, always for the beaches in the weather, but

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Speaker 1: now I just want to go to fight a kangaroo. Up.

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Speaker 1: We'll get right, okay, sending that back to you. All right,

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Speaker 1: this is the I N N the idiot news network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to Christian Gray Snow, who's probably not ready

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Speaker 1: with this story because now he's watching in Kangaroo five

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Speaker 1: years you caught me. I'm on location in Los Angeles, California,

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Speaker 1: where former Glee star Matthew Morrison is under fire after

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Speaker 1: exiting his role as a judge on So You Think

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Speaker 1: You Can Dance. It has since been revealed that Morrison's

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Speaker 1: departure stemmed from him having inappropriate contact with a contestic

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Speaker 1: According to People magazine, Morrison said that they did not

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Speaker 1: have sex, but he reached out her through flirty direct messages.

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Speaker 1: She did not like it. She did not like the

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Speaker 1: way it felt, so she contacted producers, who then walked

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Speaker 1: to the network. How unappealing do you feel if you're him?

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Speaker 1: You're the judge for a show that she wants to win.

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Speaker 1: You've been on Great Celebrity and you can't even get

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Speaker 1: a response from a d M when the people you

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Speaker 1: were judging last longer on the show than you. Yeah,

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00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: but there's like this online like theory that you know

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Speaker 1: the some of them have died, right, a girl who

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Speaker 1: passed away, Corey Monteth, who I will say to this

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Speaker 1: day is the nicest celebrity I have ever met. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he passed away. Michelle's career died. Okay, she was the

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Speaker 1: star of it, right, but then she turned out to

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Speaker 1: be like a mean racist or something. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: remember that. I remember that. No comment on William a show.

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Speaker 1: That was the I n N, the Idian News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they reported the news.

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Speaker 1: Make sure to go to our social media so you

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Speaker 1: can see that breaking news we had of a kangaroo

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Speaker 1: fighting a dude or a dude fighting at kangaroo I'm

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Speaker 1: not more to come on Jebil fighting kangaroos. Yes, we'll

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Speaker 1: make that happen some Wilbi Willson cell tickets to the

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Speaker 1: huge event. If Jake Paul the YouTuber can box for real,

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Speaker 1: then I can go to Australia and fight a kangaroo

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Speaker 1: for money. All right, June in tomorrow for another heart

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Speaker 1: ending report. That was the I n N. I remember.

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Speaker 1: You can follow the show on social media at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that and I'm a Christian grass Now did

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Speaker 1: Jebil show on demand? It's another Jubil phone frame day

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's onwentes. Hi, this is James, James todd Sparks.

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Speaker 1: How you doing. Hi? Hi? I'm sorry I didn't catch

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Speaker 1: who's calling me? Please? I know him a little bit

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Speaker 1: earlier for my job and have you. But todd Sparks.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, Oh, todd Sparks. Yes, okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean looking to round up with you. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm excited to have the opportunity to speak

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Speaker 1: with you about the job that I just got, and

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're pretty excited to speak with me. Okay. Um,

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Speaker 1: what I mean by that is you've probably read one

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Speaker 1: of my books, right, Um? No, but uh yeah, Todd

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Speaker 1: todd Sparks, Okay, real quick. I just want to get

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Speaker 1: it out there because it's awkward for people a lot

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Speaker 1: of times because they've usually read my work. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: am that todd Sparks. Todd Sparks putting the spark back

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Speaker 1: in your life. The follow up to that book, todd

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Speaker 1: Sparks spark Up another one, and then the follow up

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Speaker 1: to the follow up, todd Sparks the sparks keep flying, Todd,

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Speaker 1: let me if I can get a word in please, Um, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I love the enthusiasm. I don't know if maybe we're

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Speaker 1: on the same page here, because I'm definitely getting that.

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Speaker 1: You got the motivational speaker thing down, and that's great. James, James, James,

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Speaker 1: stop you right there. I know this is your job interview. James.

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Speaker 1: I hate to take over your job interview, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna doing that. I'm gonna talk for a second,

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Speaker 1: then I'm gonna shut right back down, Okay, because I

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Speaker 1: want you to have the floor, James, because this is yours. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Hey listen, hey guy, I can tell you right now that, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're not going to get the position. You're not what

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Speaker 1: we're leaving for. I don't appreciate them. Gonna stop you

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Speaker 1: right there, James. Can you just shut them up and

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Speaker 1: forget about this whole thing? There we go to take charge?

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Speaker 1: And this one I was gonna say, because you said

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Speaker 1: we're not on the same page. Guess what, James, James,

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Speaker 1: you're the hiring manager for the position that I've already got, right. No,

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Speaker 1: I know I'm still interviewing for it, but I've already

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Speaker 1: got it in my mind because guess what todd Sparks

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Speaker 1: been the spark back in your life? You think it,

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Speaker 1: you achieve it. I am a millionaire who works for

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Speaker 1: you right now anyway. But you're saying we're not on

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Speaker 1: the same page. Guess what, I'm on your page. You

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Speaker 1: tell me what you need from me, James, this is

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Speaker 1: your book. Your life is your book, right it the

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Speaker 1: way you want. I'm on your page. So we're on

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Speaker 1: the same page. See what I'm saying, todd Sparks, spark

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Speaker 1: back in your life? You walk? Yeah, I think we've

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Speaker 1: got your name down at this point. And let me

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Speaker 1: let me just stop you here, because let me stop

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Speaker 1: you there. Yes, let me stop you son, because something

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Speaker 1: different between you and myself is the fact that I

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00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: have things to do and I'm a busy professional. You do,

629
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: and James, I can tell you do have things to do.

630
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: You've got a lot more unfinished business. You are a

631
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: man of action. I like it. So am I todd

632
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: Sparks spark back in your life? When do I start? Yeah?

633
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: I think I've been listening to your todd Sparks audio

634
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: book called I'm a Complete Yead loser, and I gotta

635
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: tell you I don't love it. Do you like it?

636
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: Or do you love it? All right? Never any negative

637
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: words here? Do you like it? Or do you love it?

638
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't give a about it, and I don't about you,

639
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: and I don't know how you made it pass the

640
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: first round of interviews. I didn't have to talk to Debbie.

641
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: H but this is bull You're a loser. I'll tell you.

642
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: I made it passed the first round of interviews. I

643
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: haven't even interviewed at all. That's all right, todd Sparks

644
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 1: spark Back in your Life. Huh, pretty impressive. I'm sorry.

645
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: I got the email from Debbie's. Yeah, spoke with her.

646
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: What is this boy? Yes you did. I did an

647
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: interview with her though. She set you up for a

648
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: prank phone call. And that's what this is, todd Sparks,

649
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: spark Back in your Life, because this is actually Jewel

650
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

651
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,879
Speaker 1: and your coure. Debbie, say you up? Oh she said

652
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 1: that you have been interviewed pop for a new job

653
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: and you absolutely hate doing job interviews. Ohly, I can't

654
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: believe she got me. And that's the problem. And that's

655
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: why you're stuck because you can't believe. All right, believe it.

656
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: Todd Sparks, spark back in your life. No, can'ts in,

657
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: can't wait, something like that. Wake up every morning with

658
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: jubil phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties, Oh

659
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 1: on the new Hits one six point one. Cheating is

660
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: all around you. It's a Jewel Show. It's true. It's everywhere.

661
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: Cheating is everywhere in school, sports, relationships, It's all over.

662
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: And that's why we do War the Roses to Catch

663
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: a Cheater, so we can find these cheaters and expose

664
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: their dirty secrets so that you can avoid them as well.

665
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: Wear the Roses to Catch a Cheater is coming up

666
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: next sa Jewil Show, The Jewel Show on Demand. It's

667
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: time War of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.

668
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: It's time for War of the Roses to catch a Cheaters.

669
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: Samantha is on the phone and she thinks that her

670
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: boyfriend Travis is cheating on her. Samantha, thank you for

671
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: your email. Sorry you have to come on the show

672
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: like this, But why do you think your boyfriend's cheating?

673
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: Thank you? Guys, I don't know. He's a clean guy.

674
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: But he has been getting his car cleaned all the time,

675
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: like details, completely detailed, huh, all of it twice a

676
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: week and I've never heard of somebody doing that. Does

677
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: he do it himself or hire someone to do it? No,

678
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: he goes and gets it done professionally, completely detailed, tit

679
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: a week. Yeah, I was gonna say that exactly. He

680
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: hasn't been doing it before. No, I mean it's it's

681
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 1: kind of been getting more and more and it's always

682
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: right before he sees me. So I it's so weird.

683
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: I feel like it's covering something up or I don't

684
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: know when. Every time we're together, his phone is always

685
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: faced down and he's always like putting it away if

686
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: it makes a noise, like just to hiding it, because

687
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: like you don't even do face down. You can just

688
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: turn off notation exactly. Oh god, I hit the side button,

689
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: and like nobody knows anything. Nobody's the wiser. So I

690
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: don't really don't. I don't get it. If he's getting

691
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: his car cleaned that much, I mean maybe, yeah, he's

692
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: definitely maybe trying to hide either that or he's a

693
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: serial killer or something. I mean, the car cleaned that

694
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: much in details. It's not even like the outside. I

695
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: understand he like goes and he's like, you know, he

696
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: drives it out camping and stuff like that, but this

697
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: is like a whole other level. Huh. Have you mentioned

698
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: in anything to him? Yeah? I have. I've mentioned it

699
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: to him and he just is like, I just like

700
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: things clean, and I just do it for you, you know,

701
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: I just I want to treat you like a princess

702
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: and I want everything to be great for you. And

703
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: well that's really nice. It just I don't get it.

704
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 1: It just feels like I don't know, my sight sense

705
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: is singling. You know. Well, a lot of people have

706
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: gotten caught cheating. I mean, there was that whole um

707
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: thing that went viral on TikTok where she took a

708
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: lit roll or to the was it the carpet or

709
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: the bed and I found someone else's hair. Maybe he

710
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: thinks you're going to do that in his car and

711
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: find somebody else's hair or something, right, because why else

712
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: would you detail your car twice a week? I said,

713
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: there's only two options, cheating or murdering. That's it. I

714
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: would be scotch, literally, that's it. Either way. Not so

715
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: much the guy for me, and so, I mean, I

716
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: don't it sounds definitely shady. It sounds weird to get

717
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: your card detailed detailed twice a week, and then the

718
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: falling thing you know that happens. Yeah, no, it's not

719
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: just you that would creep me out. I would be like,

720
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: why are you getting your car detailed twice a week?

721
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: And then the keeping the phone face down and being

722
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: weird when he gets certifications. That definitely also is a

723
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: sign that he could be cheating. Do you know who

724
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: we would be cheating with? You suspect anybody? I don't know.

725
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe there's somebody the car wash or something like,

726
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: maybe there's some chick there that he's just like, I

727
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: don't know. That's that's a legion thig of because I'm like,

728
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: why is he getting his car details? Wouldn't you think?

729
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: I mean, that's happening, So what would be what else

730
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: would be going on? I feel like some's at the

731
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: car wash. He's going there twice a week to wash.

732
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: I mean, his car looks great, it smells great. So

733
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: I'm as super I mean, he might be saying that

734
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: he's getting it clean more than he is. Oh. Oh,

735
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: like he's faking. He's faking that he's going to get

736
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: it washed in detailed so he can be somewhere else,

737
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: somewhere else longer. Okay, where somebody else. He even has

738
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: a fresh little pine things hanging all the time. It's

739
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: like a new pine thing all the time. The beginning,

740
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: he's definitely not cheating. Then I don't know it's so,

741
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: I don't know it's weird. U. Yeah, no, cheaters have

742
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: the little pine things that I know of. Well, we'll

743
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out. Then we'll what

744
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: grocery stories a shop at um eagles to us. Okay, well,

745
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: we'll do the use. Then we'll call him and say

746
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: that we're giving one random awards remember every single month

747
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: of free bouquet of flowers to deliver to anybody they want.

748
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 1: And see if he sends them to you or to

749
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: somebody else, maybe somebody that works at the car wash

750
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: who knows working I hope for your say he says

751
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: your name, you and me both. It definitely sounds weird though,

752
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: A right, we'll play us on. Call him, come back

753
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: and get your war the rose to catch teater next. Okay,

754
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: thank you guys, did you want to show up in

755
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: the middle of War of the Rose is the catcher

756
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: cheater if you're just joining us. Samantha is on the

757
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Travis is cheating

758
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: on her because he's getting his car detailed an incredible

759
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: amount twice a week. Apparently a week just the outside,

760
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 1: but the inside ridiculous. Yep, twice a week he's getting

761
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: his car detailed. He's also being weird with his phone,

762
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 1: setting it upside down and sitting notifications straight to voicemailer

763
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 1: or not letting her see any notifications, so she's pretty

764
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: sure something's going on. I'm convinced there's only two options

765
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: if you're getting your car washed that much. Either you're

766
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: a murderer or you're cheating. That's only those two. It's

767
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: weird that he's getting his car actually detailed twice a week.

768
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him from the grocery story

769
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: that he shops at and say that we're giving one

770
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: random Rewards Card member every single month a free bokay

771
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: of flowers to send to anybody that they want, and

772
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: we'll see if he tells us it gives us his

773
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: girlfriend Samantha's name or somebody else's and maybe find out

774
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: if he is cheating or if he's just really weird

775
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: about his car. All right, Samantha, anything you want to

776
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: say before we call him. No, I think I'm starting

777
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: to know. Yeah, alrighty me too. I just want to

778
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: know why he's washing his car so much, if he's

779
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: not cheating. Yeah, hoping the best. That's fun of it

780
00:40:50,440 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: right now. Hello, Hey, this is Gorbelle calling from I

781
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: was looking for Travis. Yeah, this is Travis. Hey, Travis,

782
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: Congratulations you're this month's winner. That's wonderful for what you

783
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: haven't seen the signs up in the store. No, no,

784
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: I don't. Sorry. Every single month, we choose one random

785
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: Rewards card member to win a free bouquet of flowers

786
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 1: from our floral apartment, delivered to anywhere in the country

787
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: to anybody that you want. You're this month's Winter thirty

788
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: six long stem red rose is an eighty nine dollars value,

789
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: just our way of saying thank you for shopping. Wow,

790
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: very cool. Okay, what do I have to do? I

791
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: just need to get some information from you, and um,

792
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: if you know you want to send it to you,

793
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: I can get it right now and then I would

794
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: need anything you want to put on a card and

795
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: then the address and I can get these sent off

796
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 1: fore you get an email confirmation. Everything. That sounds great. Okay,

797
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: So first name is going to be it's gonna be

798
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: for my girlfriend. This is gonna be Samantha. And you

799
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: said that's your girlfriend. Correct, Okay, Samantha, you don't want

800
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: to send it to anybody else? No, you never know?

801
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: I mean my mom. But again I don't know. I

802
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: mean six bucks to send some flowers at an eighty

803
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: nine dollars value to my mom. So yeah, my girlfriend

804
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: will do just fine. Samantha. All right, Well, you know

805
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: we could I could offer you just I don't know

806
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: what your situation is. I just try to help people out.

807
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: I could offer you a second bouquet for fourteen bucks

808
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: to send to another if you gotta like a side

809
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: piece or whatever. I mean, I'm throwing it out there.

810
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: What oh I said. I was just seeing if you

811
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: had another girlfriend. Sorry, is that you am? I? That

812
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: is that going a little too far? I am like, yeah,

813
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: you sell flowers, dude, Like that's weird. I wouldn't I

814
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't go around and asking people that. Man, yeah, exactly

815
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: did have it. That's just not cool, Like, let's I'm

816
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 1: gonna stick with who I said, that would be great.

817
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: I'd appreciate that. Is there nobody else you're dating? What

818
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: is going on? Dude? No, I said the name. That's

819
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: exactly what you asked, right, I said, Well, the reason

820
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: I was asking is because I'm not giving you free flowers.

821
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

822
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel and minus Alec and I'm Christian

823
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: Grayce now and your girlfriend Samantha's on the phone because

824
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: she thought you might be cheating on her, and so

825
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: she set up so we set up a scenario to

826
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: see if we can catch your cheating what you gave

827
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: us her name and see, my goodness, really, so, what's

828
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: what's going on in I'm glad that you sent the

829
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: flowers to me, but I still don't buy that there's

830
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: nobody else that you would have sent them to. Okay,

831
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you want to know that is right? There

832
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: is not anybody? How is there amount of anyone? You've

833
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: been gone twice a week, taking your car for like

834
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: a couple of hours to get details, like, I don't

835
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: understand that. I thought we already talked about how I

836
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: said I was going to start changing some things up

837
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: in my life to live a cleaner life, cleaner life.

838
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to having it. Okay, So

839
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: you think I'm cheating? Yeah, I don't know. I don't

840
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: see how you're not. Who did their heart detail twice

841
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: a week and you're being sctch you with your phone?

842
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,439
Speaker 1: Cheesays So usually what sketch you with the phone? They're cheating?

843
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: Would you thank you? Yeah? You do? You like always

844
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: hide your phone like whenever say it goes off you

845
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: just like you like flip it over you like get

846
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: weird about it. I don't know if it feels like

847
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: there's somebody messaging you, it's weird, Travis? Is that a huh?

848
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is that? That really bothers me? That

849
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: you don't trust me? How could it? How could that

850
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: with your body? Can't you see it from my point

851
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 1: of view that it would be weird if, like, if

852
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: I was going somewhere twice a week, like excessively for

853
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: something weird, wouldn't you start to question? Do you want

854
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: me to be cheating on you? No? Of course I

855
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: don't want you to be cheating on me, But what

856
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: are you doing twice how co You don't want me

857
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: to be cheating on you? How come? Because once we

858
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: start figuring that out, it really sounds that you don't

859
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: trust me at all. Okay, you want to check out

860
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: through my phone, by all means, go ahead. Do you

861
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: want to check out what's coming from me with a

862
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: car dealership? Ask people, by all means, what car wash? Whatever?

863
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: If you want to come with me, ask people, that's fine.

864
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: I told you, I said, I'm going to live a

865
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: cleaner life. Sure, you want me to start eating salads,

866
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: more fine, I'll eat the salads. You want me to

867
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: show your phone my phone? More fine, I'll show you

868
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,959
Speaker 1: the phone more. All I want to do is build

869
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: the trust. So the fact that you went to somebody

870
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: else and not come to me directly really shows that

871
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: you and I have got a fricking problem that we

872
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: did to deal with. Is that fair? What did you

873
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: be a little skeptical if it were me all the

874
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: food and just going to like like just dance, It's

875
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: don't even prove for that, Like I don't even know,

876
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 1: Like what if I was like going to a ceramics

877
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: class and bringing home any mugs twice a week, wouldn't

878
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: you be like, what's happening there? That's weird? Where did

879
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: that come from? I would talk about it with you.

880
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call a radio station as a radio station

881
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: isn't going to solve my problem. Well, I don't know.

882
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: It's just I'm sorry. It just it was weird. It

883
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 1: was weird. I don't know. I'm sorry, Right, Okay, I

884
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: don't think anybody else needs to hear this. You and

885
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: I are just gonna sit down, We're gonna talk. Do

886
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: you want to do dinner tonight? Baby? Do you want

887
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: to do dinner to rand or do you want to

888
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: just continue thinking that I'm that I'm that I'm cheating

889
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 1: and then go on our separate ways. No, I can't

890
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: ever want to think that, So of course I want

891
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: at dinner. I don't. I pray that you're not, and

892
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: I want to believe you. So yes, I do want

893
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: to do dinner. Okay, then then let's do that and

894
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it. Get your car clean first, and

895
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: I'll get my car clean exactly there you go. Maybe

896
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,479
Speaker 1: we'll hire Maybe we'll get everybody on the radio station

897
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: that come out or dinner too, if they're in on

898
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: this thing, let's figure it out. Let's get all here.

899
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm glad that you're not cheating. It sounds

900
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: like you're not cheating. Sounds like it. No, that is right,

901
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: I am not cheating. I am willing to discuss it

902
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: with you, and if that's what you want, let's talk

903
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: about it. That's all I care about. I care about communication.

904
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: All right. Well, honey, I love you, and I am

905
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: so very grateful that you said yes to have I'm

906
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: really looking forward to. I'm going to get off the

907
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: phone now, guys. Cool, all right, you guys, I don't know.

908
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: I love you whatever. You're still sending me flowers? Is

909
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: this what? No flowers? Yeah? No, uh that was the

910
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: whole fake thing, So no flowers. But thank you. I'm sorry. Well,

911
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: at least at least you know he's not cheating on you.

912
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, guys. I'm glad I know that

913
00:47:48,800 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 1: the Jewels show on demand Jebils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

914
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty Little Secret? Uh? Yeah, yeah,

915
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: Well we're a dirty little show. So all right. Um,

916
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: last summer I had a buddy. He hit me up.

917
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: He told me he had a double date set up

918
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: two girls from out of town, out of the state.

919
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: He's like, I really need you to come and show

920
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: up so I can go out one of them. I

921
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, man, just out of a relationship.

922
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm really not feeling this, and he's like please please,

923
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: So they okay. So I met him at the restaurant.

924
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: Already I'm really just not vibing with it. But two

925
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: girls show up. They pretty cute. We have dinner, and

926
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: immediately I just can tell he's he's crashing and burning.

927
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: They asked us stuff like hey, like, so, what do

928
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: you like to do on the weekends, like for fun?

929
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: And I was in town from college, so I was like,

930
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: oh yeah. I was like, typically I'll go out on

931
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: the weekends with friends and party and they'll go Usually

932
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: I like to stay in and read or I was like,

933
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: oh dude, no, no, that's not what they want to hear. So,

934
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: you know, I let that glide. Then they ask what

935
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: do you like go to drinks? And first thing he

936
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: says is I like a glass of red wine. I

937
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: was like, Jesus man, well, I'm all for it, but

938
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: this is just not the vibe they're shooting out. So

939
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: throughout the night I could tell they weren't really interested.

940
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: They asked to go to the bathroom and he's like,

941
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go too. I was like, okay, before they go,

942
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: one of them get to my snapchat and they go

943
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 1: and he follows, and I guess the bathrooms are pretty

944
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: close because he comes back and he's like, hey, so

945
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: I could overhear in the bathroom they're digging one of

946
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: us not to the other. And I was like, ah, okay,

947
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: so what do you want to do? And he's like,

948
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: you know, I think probably you haven't talked a whole lot.

949
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's me, and he just let me take over.

950
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: And I was like, honestly, fair, that's fair man, all right,

951
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: you can take over. I'm just here for support. They

952
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: come back and they're like, so what do you want

953
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: to do after him? And you know, it was a

954
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, like I don't know what's opened a few bars. Maybe.

955
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: I was like, we can go do that. So were

956
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: ready to leave. We leave, and I'm immediately on the

957
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: phone by friend. She's behind me in the car. I'm

958
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: leaving the way and he I just hear like a

959
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: shout of no, just no. I'm like, what's up. He's like, dude.

960
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: They they they're canceling. I was like what. I was like, no,

961
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 1: they don't want to go to the bar, and they're

962
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: like He's like no, And immediately I got a snapchat.

963
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm like oh, I was like, I got a snapchat.

964
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: I was like, they're probably telling me they're canceling too.

965
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: So I I open it and it's the address to

966
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 1: their hotel. Oh no, and he's like they canceled and

967
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I'm to go. Yeah. Well it

968
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: was in the opposite direction, so I was like, shoot,

969
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? So I get the highway

970
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: and turn around, and I guess he saw me. He's like,

971
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: where are you going? I was like, I left my

972
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 1: card back at the uh. He's like, I'm gonna go

973
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,879
Speaker 1: with you. He's like no, no, no, please? Cool? So fine,

974
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: So I turned around. I go I text them too.

975
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: I was like, so, I was like, what do y'all

976
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: want to do? Just hang out the hotel? And they're

977
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: like yeah, And I was like well, I was like,

978
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: my buddy, do you want me to buy them too?

979
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 1: They're like not really. I was like okay. I was

980
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 1: like that's fair. I thought i'd asked. So I show

981
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: up and walk in and they're already undressed. Oh my god,

982
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: I kind of got the vibe they were a little

983
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: a little friendlier than that's right, damn. And you haven't

984
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: told your friend obviously, No, we just we just got

985
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: back from out of the country. I mean, how do

986
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: you keep that a secret? How was the three sum?

987
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: It was good and awkward at the same time. Okay, yeah,

988
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: it wasn't bad. I mean, had you had a three

989
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: sum before that? No, dang, look at you? Like what guy?

990
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: Because a freaking address texted to him, snap shotted to

991
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: him and saying, hey, meet us here, and then they

992
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: opened the door and they're naked. That's a good way.

993
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying. That's why I'm saying, how do

994
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: you keep that of dirty little secret? Like I would

995
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: have been. I would have been snapping my friend being like, look, dude,

996
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: I lied to you, But look look why I lied.

997
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: Look at this. As Alex always talked about karmic debt,

998
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: I think this was your karmic debt for being there

999
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: for your friend. You ended up being the only one

1000
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: that got to sleep with the g I think it's fair.

1001
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: I think it's fairy man. Well, thanks for telling us

1002
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: your dirt a little secret, all right, thank you? Then

1003
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: Jubel Show on demand. I'm Harvey Tickles and this is

1004
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions. And today's stupid Internet question is this.

1005
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: You know, fashion trends have changed very quickly, and we're

1006
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: much different back then than compared to today. In two

1007
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: thousand one, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake wore that weird

1008
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: denim on denim thing. Do you remember that? And then

1009
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 1: there was the time where Juicy Coutur truck suits reigned supreme.

1010
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: Oh yes, said Juicy on every single woman's booty in

1011
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: the country. So we're asking today what is the most

1012
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: embarrassing fashion trend that you have ever followed? That's today's

1013
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: stupid Internet question. God, I'm Harvey Tickles, and what is

1014
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: the stupidest fashion trend that you've ever had to follow? Easy?

1015
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: I grew up in the South and like the two

1016
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: thousand so I was wearing like bootcut jeans with rainbow

1017
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: flip flops. Oh you know what I'm saying, and like

1018
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: Hollis her t shirts and I mean, I don't want

1019
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: to think about it anymore. I've always been laid to

1020
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: the game on following trends because I just hate change,

1021
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: but I always get there eventually. It's actually Alex is

1022
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: a trend setter, but because she's laid on trends, yeah,

1023
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: she ends up. That's what happens is she's being one

1024
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: hundred percent Alex and I were married. If you didn't know,

1025
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: that's what we know a lot about each other. But

1026
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 1: something will happen and people will be wearing it, and

1027
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: she's like, I hate that. I think everything is so

1028
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: freaking ugly. When it comes out, she's like, there's no

1029
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: way I'm going to wear that, and then five years

1030
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: ago buy and then all of a sudden she's wearing

1031
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: it and it looks dopey, but nobody else is wearing

1032
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: it anymore, but it's about to make a comeback, so

1033
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: she looks like she comeback and people always call them

1034
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: and go, oh my god, I remember when people used

1035
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: to wear that's so cool, and she's like, yeah, I

1036
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: didn't like it when they did it, so I didn't

1037
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: want to do it, but then I liked it now

1038
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: and I was doing it. That's the day's question that

1039
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: we're asking text in four one of six one. It's

1040
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: stupid internet questions. I'm your host, Harvey Tickles, what is

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Speaker 1: the most embarrassing fashion trend that you ever followed? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, produce a bannet jumping in. Back in the day,

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Speaker 1: this was in high school, we used to wear like

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Speaker 1: polo shirts underneath, like a graphic teas makes the ugliest

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Speaker 1: colors would be like a red graphic tea with the

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Speaker 1: orange polo shirt under disgusting. I look at the pictures

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Speaker 1: and I throw up every time. I just think about

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Speaker 1: like the Jingo jeans. Yeah, Jinko jeans. They were like

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Speaker 1: the big they're like wide legs. You don't know what

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Speaker 1: those are. If you were a nineties kid and actually,

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Speaker 1: like you know, went to school in the nineties, yeah,

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Speaker 1: then you would have warn Jinko jeans. Definitely. I think

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Speaker 1: the worst trend that I followed was if anybody remembers

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Speaker 1: criss cross yeah cross Yeah, it's mac Daddy right, Well,

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Speaker 1: they would dress what they would call it would totally

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Speaker 1: crossed out. Okay, And what that means is you wore

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Speaker 1: your clothes backwards. No, yeah, And so I dressed like

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Speaker 1: that for a while. Yeah. No, that's only supposed to

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Speaker 1: happen at school on those weeks. First ex Spirit Week, right,

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Speaker 1: been fold sixth one? What is the worst fashion trend

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Speaker 1: that you ever had to follow? And for Yeah, for

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Speaker 1: about a year of my life it was like Spirit

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Speaker 1: Week the Jewel Show on demand. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: be sexy? Sure? Do you want to be sexy this summer? Well,

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Speaker 1: you're in luck, because I'm about to tell you how

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Speaker 1: you can be the sexiest person you know this summer.

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Speaker 1: Scientists did a study and they found out the sexiest

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Speaker 1: type of body to have this summer. Okay, and it's

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Speaker 1: a dad body. He's got a dad bod. Congratulations, you

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Speaker 1: have the sexiest summer body already. Well, congrats to everyone,

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Speaker 1: but Bennett producer, a producer, benet in here does not

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Speaker 1: have a dad bod, But a dad bot is apparently

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Speaker 1: the sexiest body to have this summer. It doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: if a guy has a dad bod or not, no

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Speaker 1: matter how hot he is or how unattractive he is,

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Speaker 1: I have no gaming, cannot approach him. A harsh real

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Speaker 1: My friends were the ones that told me I had

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Speaker 1: no games. Those were good friends to have friends little stress,

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Speaker 1: they like, Listen, we're worried, so worried? Are you having

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Speaker 1: trouble in the dating world? And Christie. I've always had

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Speaker 1: trouble when it comes to talking in public to people

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Speaker 1: that I might be into. I can like throw me

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Speaker 1: in the corner, and I would rather die. I was

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Speaker 1: at two different bars and I saw the same guy

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Speaker 1: in both places, and both times we were just a guy. No,

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Speaker 1: he did not have a dad bod, but we were

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Speaker 1: looking at each other. We were making eye contact, you know,

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Speaker 1: we were doing it with our eyes basically, and someone

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Speaker 1: in my group even saw it happening and they're like,

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Speaker 1: you need to go talk to him. Could not do it.

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Speaker 1: Went to another bar a couple hours later, same guy

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Speaker 1: was there. We kept making the eye contact, didn't say anything.

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Speaker 1: You know what I did. I just did this. I

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Speaker 1: can't you're doing it. You just pointed output and I

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Speaker 1: just pointed christ Ever right there. I was like, you

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Speaker 1: would have you would have bit your lower lip. Oh dude,

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Speaker 1: you appointed out thankfully he pointed back, stop at you.

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Speaker 1: Like after that, no, I just went back to drinking.

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Speaker 1: It's wrong. My friends were just like, um, humiliated for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your friends even helped you out. Nothing. Oh, they were

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Speaker 1: like you need to go top to him, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, absolutely not. What am I going to talk

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Speaker 1: about a struggle me too, freaking thing, it's really not

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Speaker 1: that hard to do. My whole point of view on

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Speaker 1: that whole thing changed when I was young and I

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Speaker 1: was talking to this one older dude and he was

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Speaker 1: just like, it's all a numbers game, man, You're never

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Speaker 1: gonna get a date unless you talk to as many

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Speaker 1: people as you want to, right like that, You're gonna

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Speaker 1: get a lot of nose, but at some point somebody's

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Speaker 1: gonna say yes. I remember that all as I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: even if I don't want to, there's a possibility that

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Speaker 1: you shouldn say yes, and for might as well shoot

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Speaker 1: my shot long away. But it is super hard for

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Speaker 1: some people to be able to do that text in

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Speaker 1: four one of six one. If you have pick up

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Speaker 1: lines that Christian can or if you have a single

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Speaker 1: son and I don't have to do I think this

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Speaker 1: is another thing that has helped me too, if you

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Speaker 1: have any advice or Christian on the dating world, instead

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Speaker 1: of pointing at them like a creepy dude from across

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Speaker 1: the bar and then saying nothing to them. This is

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Speaker 1: the other thing that helped me when I was getting

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Speaker 1: over the just going and talking to somebody thing right

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Speaker 1: was confidence is sexy? Right? People like confidence no matter what.

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Speaker 1: They like confidence. And if you think about it that

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Speaker 1: way and you walk up there and say something to them,

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Speaker 1: that's a very confident move. Right. So if a conversation

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Speaker 1: will probably go good just based on my confidence, Like

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Speaker 1: I'll own that conversation. They'll just look at you and

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Speaker 1: be like, oh my, he's just the confidence of the dream.

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Speaker 1: I have to say, yeah. Yeah. Just one time I

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Speaker 1: saw there was a group of like six girls at

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Speaker 1: a table back when I was single, and there was

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Speaker 1: just one that I wanted to ask out. She was

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Speaker 1: at the end, all the way at the end. It

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Speaker 1: was a booth, and I walked over to them and

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Speaker 1: it's excuse me, sorry to interrupt you guys, but I

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Speaker 1: think that you're beautiful. Can I have your number? Right? Wow?

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Speaker 1: She gave it to me, and that was the one

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Speaker 1: thing she liked about me. Not like me, but she

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Speaker 1: was like, that was a really cool move. So I

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Speaker 1: remember the confidence part. Maybe that'll help you out. If

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Speaker 1: you're any dating advice for Christian text in for one

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Speaker 1: of six one. But you've realized that you have no game.

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Speaker 1: We need to get you some game. I got into

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Speaker 1: for you Christians, because I can produce a brad. See

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Speaker 1: the hot guy, right, go talk to his ugly friend, okay,

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Speaker 1: get in with the group that way, okay, and then

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Speaker 1: you can just kind of swing your way over to

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Speaker 1: other guys. That's messy. I'm not saying go talk to

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Speaker 1: them like you want to hang out with him. I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: just go become friends with the ugly friend because they're

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Speaker 1: less intimidating. You think that it works of the time,

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Speaker 1: I promise, or one of your friends who's not so attractive,

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Speaker 1: have them go over and introduce themself to another friend

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Speaker 1: of theirs. Now you're just in the mix, right, and

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Speaker 1: then somebody is talking to your unattractive friend. You know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to that guy. Yeah exactly. You throw a

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Speaker 1: grenade in there. You throw one of your unattractive friends,

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Speaker 1: you have them talk to him, and then you come

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Speaker 1: up and start talking. And by comparison, I love design

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Speaker 1: do I just have Not of my friends are listening

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Speaker 1: because you guys are so difficult. My producer Benn and

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Speaker 1: my advice Christian, is she just stabled on your mind,

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Speaker 1: Charlie yourself to say like word vomiting, not ridiculously like

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Speaker 1: nerve wracking. Do you see me right now? I'm literally striking.

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing me on my husband's and my first date

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Speaker 1: together with another dude. Oh my god. She was sober.

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Speaker 1: She was getting the same confidence talk for me that

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Speaker 1: I just gave you. Just be confident. Just remember you

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Speaker 1: can follow the show on social media as did you

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Speaker 1: will show follow all of us individually. I'm a Joe friend,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dres. I'm a Christian, and your phone

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Speaker 1: break up is every single hour round the twenties. Your

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Speaker 1: next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: You will show did You will show on demand