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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back o harm.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speaker Texas seven eight five nine two says I

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Speaker 2: took a soulless corporate office job three years ago. The

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Speaker 2: only thing that's keeping me here is the extremely fancy.

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Speaker 1: Coffee machine in our break I now get.

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Speaker 2: Frequent heart palpitations and don't get paid very well. But

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Speaker 2: my god, is the espresso good.

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Speaker 3: It would keep Alexis for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, our coffee and our pay aren't very good here,

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Speaker 2: and we get heart palpitations just listening to the dramatic

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Speaker 2: confessions from our listeners on the mass speaker every single week.

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Speaker 2: And we've got a lovely woman on the phone who

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Speaker 2: wants to come clean using the fake name Sabrina today.

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Speaker 1: So Sabrina, welcome to the show. Ahow are you?

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Speaker 3: How do you like your coffee? What's your order? Huh?

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Speaker 4: Lots of sugar and lots of milk.

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Speaker 3: Okay like that.

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Speaker 1: We have to pay extra for all those.

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Speaker 4: Coffee.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're living the high life over there, Sabrina. The

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Speaker 2: voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 2: you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: I have a very fun confession.

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Speaker 1: Funky.

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Speaker 3: Often it does usually get guilty or shameful.

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Speaker 1: What makes it fun?

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Speaker 4: I'm a little nervous. Okay, do you want to hear it?

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Speaker 1: No, just the tea was enough for us.

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Speaker 4: This is why.

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Speaker 1: That's what the segment is about.

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Speaker 4: So I hooked up with one of the people, not

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Speaker 4: going to say boy or girl, but on your show?

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Speaker 1: Who people on this show have hooked up this? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's news to me too.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I immediately wanted to ask who, but you sed? We

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Speaker 3: said you were?

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Speaker 1: She said boy or girl?

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Speaker 3: Why is there a confession about it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? To hear the ending.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, we're all infected with everything. I'm intrigued, a

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Speaker 1: little nervous. Tell us what happened.

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Speaker 4: It was a few years ago and we went to a.

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Speaker 3: Place always just frought house.

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Speaker 1: She can't say no, she says, comedy show.

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Speaker 3: You know it was Jeff frat house. It wasn't Jeff

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Speaker 3: hooking up?

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Speaker 2: Was I crying at the end of it? Okay, you

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Speaker 2: went to this person's place.

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Speaker 4: And things happened. Okay, Okay, I left a short time later.

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Speaker 3: Okay, didn't say the night.

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Speaker 4: No, But I was a little, let's just say, a

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Speaker 4: bit disappointed.

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Speaker 3: I mean if you.

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Speaker 5: Had high expectations for anyone on this show, you haven't

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Speaker 5: been listening.

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Speaker 1: None of what you said has ruled any person actually

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Speaker 1: right about that? Okay, I mean is.

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Speaker 3: That the big secret?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 3: We were disappointment.

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Speaker 4: I think this person needs to reflect and definitely improve

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Speaker 4: their performance.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now you just calling in with their critique. It's

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Speaker 1: starting to feel like an attack on the show.

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Speaker 5: Nobody's asking for constructive criticism in that area.

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Speaker 4: Well there's another part coming.

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Speaker 1: Oh god.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and somebody else, a friend close to me also

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Speaker 4: did the same thing.

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Speaker 3: Your friend hooked up with the same member of our show.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, this sounds also what happened with the friend.

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Speaker 4: I should know about what's going on in your You know.

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Speaker 3: That'd be more intriguing.

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Speaker 2: Are you perhaps part of some sort of freaky book club,

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Speaker 2: because that would get us I was the time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I I thought you think I had epics?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ethics. Now I'm gonna know what it means.

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Speaker 5: So you're calling in to let us know that one

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Speaker 5: of us was a disappointment in the bedroom, not once, but.

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Speaker 1: Twice to your entire friend group.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, and he definitely needs help.

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Speaker 5: Oh so a call of concern Oh, it sounds like

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Speaker 5: we need to pull out a chart and explain anatomy

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Speaker 5: to however this person is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or it sounds like I'm a normal guy.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's about you, Jose. I definitely think

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Speaker 3: it's technical director act.

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Speaker 1: She did say it could be on the air or

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Speaker 1: behind the scenes. You don't know.

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Speaker 2: Now the ethics are kicking in, but you think whoever

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Speaker 2: this person is needs to take a class, watch a video.

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Speaker 2: Like I think maybe our advice to you is severely

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Speaker 2: lower your standards for what to expect from people in

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Speaker 2: show and anyone.

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Speaker 3: Listening stand.

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Speaker 5: I mean, oh man, if we're what you're getting, there's

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Speaker 5: definitely a problem with your dating profile.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm sure you're not going to be surprised.

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Speaker 2: This call is ending prematurely.

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Speaker 1: So thanks for.

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Speaker 4: It.

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Speaker 1: Was fun. We won't see you again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, flashback for you there Sabrina.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your constructive criticism.

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Speaker 4: What fun confession?

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Speaker 1: We all feel insecure.

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Speaker 3: She did lead with this was gonna be fun.

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Speaker 1: I feel terrible now texting seven eight five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have honestly fun confession that you've been holding

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Speaker 2: on to or tips.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I would take some praise. You know who

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Speaker 3: has been with any member of the show. We enjoyed

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Speaker 3: the moment. That's what we need to hear.

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Speaker 1: That would get quite a revelation.

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Speaker 2: We'll hide your identity for.

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Speaker 3: Probably Michael doesn't text whoever it is, We'll mask your voice.

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Speaker 1: You could be the next mass speaker. Your phone taps

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Speaker 1: coming up right after this.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,