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Speaker 1: This is a headgun podcast. Who's that knocking at the door.

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Speaker 1: It's all your friends, your filthy horse, your husband's gone,

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Speaker 1: and you've got books on a bottle of wine to

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Speaker 1: kill it. It's books, It's gossip. I'm shook, It's memoirs.

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Speaker 1: Morteeny Clebritook Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club, Tell your secrets. We won't talk clebrity books. No,

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Speaker 1: boys are Alloud, celebrit book Say It Loud and Cloud

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Speaker 1: Celebrity Book Club. Buzz Man. I brought the Queer Poe

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Speaker 1: Podcast Vibes. Hey, best best friend, It's so good to

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Speaker 1: see you. It's so good to see you. We need

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Speaker 1: to reconnect. Um, we absolutely need to touch base about

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Speaker 1: this incredible, exciting book that we've been reading and not

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Speaker 1: talking about. No, we don't talk about the books. No,

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Speaker 1: we don't, because we talk about everything else during the week. Sacks, money, drugs, finance,

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Speaker 1: real estate. Actually, this has been one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: books that we've read so far. Same I ate it up.

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Speaker 1: So let's just start with the title. It's called if

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Speaker 1: you Don't have big breasts, put ribbons on your pigtails,

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Speaker 1: and other lessons I learned from My Mom by Barbara

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Speaker 1: Barbara Workron And if you don't know that sizzling named

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Speaker 1: Barbara Kirkrn, she was one of the top real estate

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Speaker 1: agents in the country, in the world, the Corkrin Group. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you'll see listings for their apartments homes, yes, everywhere alcrosses. Now,

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Speaker 1: of course, Amazing Nations sold that company so well, you

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Speaker 1: have to go to the tune of Some might say

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Speaker 1: seventy million dollars. But of course the firm still bears

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Speaker 1: her name and you'll see those signs all over New York, sweetheart,

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Speaker 1: And that's the deal that she made to keep the

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Speaker 1: name absolutely because she's a smart business. She's a smart

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Speaker 1: business when she knows that brand Dean matt Urs. But

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Speaker 1: we really got to know her through the hit show

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Speaker 1: Shark Tank. You may know her as the hornyest shark

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about the cover of this book

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Speaker 1: for two seconds. It's bright yellow, which stands out on

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Speaker 1: a shelf, honey, okay, And it's a photo of her

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Speaker 1: shockingly wearing a denim jacket. And you're normally seeing Barbara

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Speaker 1: on Shark Tank in a blue dress that basically she

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Speaker 1: Let's let's not sports like she it's the tightest, so tight,

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Speaker 1: and she's I mean she has a hot, hot bud

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Speaker 1: which she has about a buck ten. Sure. She has

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Speaker 1: that kind of short pixie sixties French guts. She's got

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Speaker 1: a full like pixie cropped, cropped, cropped, little like Rosemary's

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Speaker 1: baby Bob at all times yea faroh, you know, she's

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Speaker 1: Shark Tank, if you haven't seen it, is where people

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Speaker 1: and then they invest in their business. Yeah. Sorry if

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Speaker 1: you're absolutely brained out and been in a coma for

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Speaker 1: some people like are like anti TV, kill your TV. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: I come from like a punk background, and I just

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Speaker 1: It's it's nineteen seventy one. Sure, and this is how

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Speaker 1: basically how Barbara Corchoring got her start was by meeting

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Speaker 1: like you're French. But then he's just like it's just Raisinn,

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Speaker 1: from the fifties that people are always changing their Jewish names, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: like software program that was so fucking eighties and like

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Speaker 1: Dell put an onto a CD ROM you put on

424
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: your PC and like it like tells you like stock

425
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: prices and it's like, oh, just like literally google a

426
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 1: stock and it was like and you can like buy

427
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 1: and sell and trade. And then literally like it was

428
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 1: like he now like you can get up and come

429
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: sign up for this, like it was like a two

430
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 1: day course when you get the software whatever, and it's

431
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: like a thousand dollars and like literally dozens of people

432
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 1: who obviously do not have the money are like rushing

433
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 1: onto the stage and then he would shame everyone. He

434
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 1: into everyone else. Honest, he would be like, oh, okay,

435
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 1: so I didn't know you were stupid. So it comes

436
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 1: around one PM, and I have to be at work

437
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,159
Speaker 1: at two and we're to go ahead and be at

438
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 1: Tons two hundred eight. Come on. Yet it's one pm

439
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: and you leave because you have to go to work.

440
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: So by the time Barbara comes on, I'm just alone

441
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: because I you know, I sort of have you don't

442
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: have much to do. Well, you know, my schedule is

443
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 1: actually more flexible because I I am a freelance stockbroker.

444
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,439
Speaker 1: I'm a freelance work and I've actually created my schedule

445
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 1: that works for me because I'm an expander and oh,

446
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: we need to talk about expander verse container and I've

447
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 1: got there a second. And so by the time this starts,

448
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: it's like it's just me and Barbara. And she comes down.

449
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: She's this into insane Gigham dress and she looks like

450
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: full just um like Pippi Loong Stocking vibes, and like

451
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: she does this twenty minute like PowerPoint slideshow that's so

452
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: kooky and just like web one point like net art vibes,

453
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: that's like so many photoshop pats of just like her

454
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: head like on like a kookie like was it very

455
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: hard Twitter where it's always quotes that are just like

456
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: when you think you've given up, that's when you get successful.

457
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 1: It is when you turn the door and close the

458
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: door and opened the door. It was it was little.

459
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Speaker 1: I mean, it was very honest. It was just this book.

460
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: It was basically the story of this book of Ramone

461
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: Simone and like getting the money and where is Ramone

462
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: Simone right now? He's probably kicking himself for Barbara set

463
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: Kanye or whatever. Tina most secretary name so fucked up.

464
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: So one day he tells her, Barbara, I'm leaving you

465
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: for the secretary and I'm marrying Tina. They still work

466
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: together for an entire year, which is honestly very it's

467
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 1: very lesbian. I was like, that's very literally, but imagine

468
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 1: if me and also her name was Barbe, So Barbe

469
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: and Barb were imagine if we ran a business together.

470
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: Um what you and Barb? I mean you literally do

471
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: You're always being like, Barbe, come do this guy, I mean,

472
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: actually it's what. I was just about to hire her

473
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: for cleland, so we actually do. Um, And I was

474
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: being so Barbara. Actually when I went to go Prices Clean,

475
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: and I did wear my finest Ralph Lauren button down

476
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: when I came and looked at this house. And then

477
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: what happened? Well, I demanded the press I deserved, okay,

478
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: five hundred and fifty dollars, and he said, okay, I

479
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 1: need in bad and I oh. And for those of

480
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: you who don't know, not a little French maid, Lily

481
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 1: makes money as a cleaning woman, cleaning cleaning person, cleaning person.

482
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. I specialize really in the organic cleaning industry.

483
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: And you have clients all over the city. Yeah, but

484
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: they're most their upper West. I only have I really

485
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: only have one upper East who's the most upperas side

486
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: person in the entire world. But you know, Anyway, I'm

487
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: always carrying a swift in my backpack. And actually you'll

488
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: remember we were at a Halloween party at a moment

489
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: PS one that I was hosting, of course because in

490
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: my capacity as a rising Voice of moderator, host, writer, host,

491
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: and Lily arrived and my backpack from work, my little

492
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: adda's sack and usually like look in the backpack and

493
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: are confused and are like what is this And then

494
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm the cleaning splies and they're like, okay, fine, but

495
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: this time they were like so security at Moments One. Yeah,

496
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: they saw that liquid and they were like, not on

497
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 1: our watch. You will not be coming in here and

498
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: windexing or Ryan Riccarton. I know you want to, but

499
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,959
Speaker 1: you won't. And then they were like one of these

500
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: metal poles and I was like, this is a swiffer

501
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,719
Speaker 1: and I guess no one knows that a swiffer can

502
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 1: come apart. Yeah, most people aren't transporting their swiffer. Most

503
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: people swiffer just sort of sits in their heads. Hack people,

504
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: you want to save space in your New York City apartment,

505
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: take apart your swift for her. Um Okay, I'm just

506
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm just found this old tweet that I wrote, Oh,

507
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: we're quoting your tweets now. No, I just remember because

508
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: she was being Okay, these are things that she did

509
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: in the talk. That's very Barbara of you, though, to

510
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: be like, let me pull up one of my old tweets.

511
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: It's one of my greatest quotes. I do have some

512
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: good quotes. Okay. So it's also very lory to be

513
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: like post, you know, weird fake meme that's like a

514
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: quote from yourself. Okay. So she talked about losing her

515
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 1: virginity and how to ramote some mountain who was the

516
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: first guy she ever met because her parents like slapt

517
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Speaker 1: him a fold account in their living right, the old

518
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 1: leather like taylight. And she like made this like sassy joke,

519
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: just being like, well, and you can guess what my

520
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: parents were doing that fold out couch. She did have

521
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: ten kids, just being like, my mom was fucking all

522
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: the time. I mean, that's crazy. It's like her parents'

523
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: marriage sounded like so fifties where her dad was always

524
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: like smoking a cigar and his lazy boy. Also like

525
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: how they how their family, about how their family had

526
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: so many intercoms in their home, like early style vintage com.

527
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: She was like, and here's a lesson be somewhere like

528
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: at the same time, so you can get double the

529
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: work done. Dad borrowed a reel to reel from his

530
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: uncle Tod real real yeah, and then like the mom

531
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: also had an intercom just to like tell kids to

532
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: come to the bath. So always just like having so

533
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: much beta max to and so just like and Bell

534
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: Telephone provided us with an intercom, and I will respect

535
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: the receptionist Adal forever. Okay. Another thing she did at

536
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: the talk was call someone the audience a handsome hunk.

537
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: And it was just like the guys just being like, um,

538
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: like I want to start a business. She's like, oh,

539
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: you handsome hunk over here. Um. She feel like she

540
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: invested in chart Tank on those Lobster brothers. Oh yeah,

541
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: the cousins Lobster right, and she was she's always like

542
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: posing with them and they are these like big guys

543
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: smoking through her like pastel body condras. She also invested

544
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: in those like skincare Italian guys, those brothers Nardo's Naturals

545
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: if you remember this, and they just like they're just

546
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: like oil and there's essential oils and but they were

547
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 1: like hot brothers, because there's always some always brothers, always

548
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,959
Speaker 1: before brothers, Like we invented a water bottle, like they

549
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 1: like that like works every time you're at the gym,

550
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: and like, oh wait, sharks like when you like are

551
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: really thirsty, but like your water bottle isn't connected to

552
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: like a separate cooler that also like comes out of

553
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: your center console of your car, Like we invented this

554
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: weird like traveling cooler for a game day. She's like,

555
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: I'm not crazy about the product, but I'm crazy about

556
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: how you guys. And that's what I said. It takes

557
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: ten percent to do one hundred percent, and if you

558
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: show me three hundred percent, I'll give you one point

559
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: two million dollars, okay, And just to sort of put

560
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: about arm oh yeah on her horny nous. So she

561
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: also told someone else in the ondence that he could

562
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: call her Barbie, so slut, I know what was his vibe? Though,

563
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: she like, you can call me Barbie. It was like

564
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: some like sweaty ass like nerdy guy in a fleece

565
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: was like so balding, right, It's like how do you

566
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: think she got all these She knows how to charm

567
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: a man, but she doesn't let them get the cup.

568
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: I mean, she's very she's always like charming, like mister

569
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: Albany's or just like mister Kofu Stanzi had an office

570
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: on seventy nights. Very that women of that she's very first.

571
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: I found as him very being very just like honey,

572
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: u's what you got? Her office sounds extremely first Wives

573
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: Club when Ramon Simone dumps her and she gets yeah

574
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: because she gets her office above and like and I

575
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: paid a little more to get to. I paid like

576
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: eleven dollars more a month to rent charcoal desks instead

577
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: of though, like and I was like, what did that?

578
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: How different? I mean then, but that's the thing though,

579
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, kind of maybe a matte charcoal is actually

580
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: a lot more like inspiring to a Probably maybe these

581
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: like insane like accountants and feel that, you know what

582
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: I mean. When let's say you're at the grocery store, okay, okay,

583
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: and you know, maybe get that middle price thing, don't

584
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: get the generic, don't get the creepy chicken that's like

585
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: filled with so many hormones. But you're like, I don't

586
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: want to get this like air chilled like forty dollars

587
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: chicken because it's ridiculous. So I'll get this like whatever

588
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: supposedly cater fruit chicken. That's kind of mid there, you

589
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: don't you know chick? I mean, I will say I

590
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: think that's actually probably where most people land. I think

591
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: a lot of people shop based time price, and they

592
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: assume something that like the seven dollars sausage is gonna

593
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: be better than the four, but the thirteen is too much,

594
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: and they go for the seven and a lot of

595
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: the times sometimes between the seven and the thirteen it's

596
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: the same thing. Wow, it's true. Yeah, to power absolutely

597
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: that about cleaning products. Um, did you see the episode

598
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: that was on I'm like so not cut up? Okay,

599
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: So there's this terrifying company that's knife sharpening by mail

600
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: and you oh maybe I did, and it was and

601
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: it was this like total like hot serial killers from Sweden,

602
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: and like I would do that. I always need my

603
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: knives sharpened. And I'm like, what am I going to

604
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: do carry around my knives in the subway to go

605
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: to Williams Sonoma and get them sharpened? Okay I don't,

606
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: but don't people have that little rod that comes with

607
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: the like knife set. I mean, I've had that rod

608
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: in the past. I don't have that rod currently. But

609
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: also you really do need to do it in a

610
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: specific way, and yeah, I would love you. You don't

611
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: have a Japanese like wet stone. Yeah, I mean I

612
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: know that, Like I do want to know what I'm

613
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: getting you. I want a strong man and kind of

614
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: a steel coverls. Well, so what happens with this knife

615
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: sharpening my mail is they send you an envelope and

616
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: you put your knives in an envelope but just sounds

617
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: friends a runway but not for knives. And you send

618
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: them off and they sharpened that met some stone stone

619
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: a reason imwhere, and then they them back to you.

620
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: But then what happened to our local knife sharpeners? You know? Well,

621
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: so taking away their jobs? Hearing my mom right right,

622
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: So my parents randomly live in the Ritz in Boston,

623
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: and she's always calling they like concierge for just like

624
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: things that are really not their job. And like I

625
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: just hear my mom, like pick up the phone and

626
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,959
Speaker 1: I call down to the conciert She's like, James, uh,

627
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: do we have anyone in the building who sharpens knives?

628
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: And like he was just like I know, like we

629
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: don't have a knife sharpener, like, which is actually kind

630
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: of shocking because they have a restaurant, so actually they

631
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:39,479
Speaker 1: should be able to sharpen her knives. Okay, call them

632
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: out on their bullshit. I will. Okay. I just watched

633
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: this Barbara video where she was showing her favorite place

634
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: in her house and it was kind of like a

635
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Speaker 1: day bed by a window, and she was like, this

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Speaker 1: is my favorite spot. I mean, that's so the house

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Speaker 1: people are always saying they're like reading next to their

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00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: favorite spot and it's like, I don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: are you curling up this little curling up in a

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Speaker 1: nook with a book and their teeth being like, m

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Speaker 1: now is my me time? And she's like perfect. And

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Speaker 1: I can yell at Tommy over there, and I can

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Speaker 1: say Bill gets a dinner ready, and the park I

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00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: know is right behind me. Her just being like I

645
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Speaker 1: have views of the park, but I'm not looking at it.

646
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's just like everyone who says their nuk

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Speaker 1: is their favorite spot is line. I mean, that's just

648
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Speaker 1: being so real estate agent because she's trying to sell

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Speaker 1: people with the knooks and people dream of what they'll

650
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Speaker 1: do in the nook, but then they don't use them.

651
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Speaker 1: They don't actually use the knock and they don't finish

652
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: that book, unlike us. I'm like us who are like

653
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Speaker 1: always finished boring books. Boom boom boom. So another thing

654
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Speaker 1: that I wanted to get into. What's her discussion of

655
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Speaker 1: expanders versus containers m So she has a lesson and

656
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Speaker 1: she actually talked about this and her in her talk.

657
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: So she talks about expanders and containers, and she's like,

658
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Speaker 1: there's some people in the world or expanders and some

659
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: book containers. Expanders are like craive, crazy, idea crazy, and

660
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Speaker 1: they're go go go, and they need to be sort

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Speaker 1: of corralled so that their ideas and their creativity can

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Speaker 1: like execute executed. And then their containers, who are like

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Speaker 1: super organized people who like are necessary for any business

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Speaker 1: because like they help the creativity and like cookiness of

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Speaker 1: the expander people find a lane, like for instance, would

666
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Speaker 1: kind of like is Steve Jobs an expander container? Writ

667
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: was the waws his container? Right, he was an expander

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Speaker 1: and walls container, But like Tim Cook is maybe not

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Speaker 1: an expander and he's a container. About Tim gun Tim

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Speaker 1: Gunn is a container, right, he is an absolute container.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is she just say in top first bottom,

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00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: like I identify as an expander. Same. I think we're

673
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: both expanders. We're both totally crazy people and we need

674
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Speaker 1: to be rained the friend and like I need someone

675
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Speaker 1: to like give me the h do you know what

676
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: I mean? I mean, at the same time, I can

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Speaker 1: also be like a psycho. Container can be. I wouldn't

678
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Speaker 1: say you're all expander. I feel like you can be

679
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: a container and I can be like so whatever, like

680
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: spreadsheet and accenting like seventeen thousand texts. But I still

681
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: think that my energy around containment is still quite expansive,

682
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: and it's like a little bit hectic and like overly

683
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: verbose or whatever, and it's like not totally but your

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00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, there's blah blah blah blah blah, and

685
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,959
Speaker 1: if your container ultimately is like not trying to take

686
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: the spotlight or I think also some people are buy

687
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: you know, conspanders, conspenders, Okay, Holly Hunter, expander or container

688
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: m container in this weird way. I think you're right. Yeah,

689
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm just app on Succession, which you don't watch, and

690
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: I was like, if you watch Succession, yes, sorry, you

691
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Speaker 1: must trade basic ass straight person going to the fucking

692
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Speaker 1: food hall Sunday morning with your girlfriend and your dog.

693
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Speaker 1: Sunday nights are for a succession around here. No one

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Speaker 1: speaks during succession. Yeah, Church, Sorry, I can't believe you want.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to jump. I want to dump this selter

696
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: on you right now, but I won't. Okay. I just

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Speaker 1: thought that we kind of had a pact where like

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Speaker 1: we weren't going a fucking b basic and watching you know.

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Speaker 1: But I'm also not going to tweet about it like

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Speaker 1: every second, just being like, hmm, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: pay play the succession theme at my wedding. Okay, I

702
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: can watch a show. I also like, oh, we actually

703
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: can we read? I want to. There's a passage I

704
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: want to be so near the end of the book,

705
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: she has a passage called the dus and don'ts of

706
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: Effective Email, and I think it kind of really speaks

707
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: with the time setting of this book. Like she's always

708
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 1: written as if like Fax machines are brand new, and

709
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: she's like, all right, listen, if you're Gunna Fax. She's like,

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00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: this is the first time I saw a cellular phone. Okay,

711
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: so let me just read this message. Don't have affective email.

712
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: We all get a lot of email, and like other

713
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: forms of communication, they're always ways to do it better. One,

714
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 1: don't use email as a way to avoid speaking with people.

715
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: Speaking with someone reveal invokes more information than email ever will.

716
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: So true body language is key to keep it short

717
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: and sweet. Short, clear email, show respect for the recipient's time.

718
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: But urst one or two responses convey I have no

719
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: time for you. That's generally true, and I think she's

720
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: dead right about that. I would say, like a four

721
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: line email is I mean, I think you've always told me,

722
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: and that's probably the biggest takeaway I've taken from you

723
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: and our friendship is right shorter emails, and I'm right,

724
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: you're right, Like when you write an email that's just

725
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: like thank you so much, like you know, like let's

726
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: do this, like one quote like will this be happening

727
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: at the event, like let me know best, it's like

728
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 1: that's it, rather than like I'm thinking of this and this.

729
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: Because then when I've got received emails that are like

730
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: people's ideas for like nine hundred pages, you know, and

731
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: and a lot of the reason there's long is because

732
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: there's all these sort of like self ever getting qualifications

733
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: in there, and it's always just like and I was

734
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: actually thinking, like and let me know if you think

735
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: that this might be okay, and I'm totally cap it's not.

736
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: And I'm just spitballing here and I'm just shooting up

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00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: for the moon and I'm just like bouncing off what

738
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: you may have piggyback off of and like not to

739
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: be totally rude or like step outside of bounds and

740
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: like this is just an idea and feel free to

741
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: shoot this down. Um, okay, next, Oh wait, this parts

742
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: insane salutations like Hi Barbara, give a personal touch when

743
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: writing to individuals. Hi Barbara, Hi Barbara, that you're like,

744
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: good tip, good tip, Thank you. Please begin every email

745
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: with Hi Barbara. Billboards yourself with an automatic see my

746
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: web page. Like check at my web page. I actually

747
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: do do and I'm in my signature. It has linked

748
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: my Twitter and my UM. I have this Tumblr page

749
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: for Wait, that's awesome. Tell me about your email signature. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so here's basically gonna go ahead and be my email signature.

751
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: UM Stephen Phillip's horse. No, actually not even Stephen pH

752
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: I think I'm not sure. I think so it actually

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Speaker 1: is going to add j Jennifer Lopez is sent from

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00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez as iPad um. You and my dad used

755
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: to get mad at me for getting things addressed to

756
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez and yeah, I remember, and it was like

757
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: so like and it was like it was like gender

758
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: non confirming and he was like being so I grow

759
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 1: about it and it actually preventing me from coming out. Wow,

760
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: the vulnerability you are releasing right now, and this is

761
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: actually a very vulm pod um number eight. Don't hit

762
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: the send button right away. I think that's generally true.

763
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: That's good, although sometimes you need to just like move

764
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: the funk on with your life. But it's like you're

765
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: not like you're always sending that most angry email. I

766
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: think it's more like you know about checking over, especially

767
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: with the listing, because remember her whole thing about like

768
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: blueprints or whatever, and just like everyone needs to like

769
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: double check their blueprints. Um, don't send chain letters or

770
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: unnecessary large attachments. It's no one. I don't know. Some

771
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: people do need to be told not to send spam.

772
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: I love sending spampers. I kind of yeah, I love

773
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: like forarding group on emails, boarding focus group requests. Yeah,

774
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 1: kind of the works. I am a span bob okay.

775
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: I want to talk about after she sold her company

776
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: and she goes to the ATM and very you like

777
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: discovers she's like actually insanely rich, and like pretends to

778
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: be shocked, like, oh geez, here's a picture of her

779
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: her deposit slip. She goes to the ATM to take

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00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: out two hundred dollars. I heard the familiar tete a

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00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 1: tete a tete tetem. She counted out the money and

782
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: was relieved to hear their irk as the stack of

783
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: twenty slid out the front. I put the cash in

784
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: my filo facts and took the receipt and I went

785
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: into the garbage can by the front window. I took

786
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: a quick look at the receipt before tossing an in

787
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: my arm screeched to a halt. I stared at the

788
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: receipt and utter disbelief and moved it closer, squinting my

789
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: eyes to make sure I wasn't imagining things. I turned

790
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: my head left and then right, and like an owl.

791
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: She is kind of owl esk looking to see if

792
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: anyone was watching. No one was the Yorkie lady passed

793
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: me and smiled. Moving closer to the window, I total

794
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: the receipt towards the light, take another look in my

795
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: bank account. Read yes, the balance did really read to

796
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: forty six million, seven hundred and thirty two, nine hundred

797
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: and seventeen dollars and thirty two cents. I was sure

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00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: of it. I thought, my god, I've got this to

799
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: show someone. And it's like she calls her mom and

800
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: tells her and she's like, can you believe it? And

801
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: then I took myself out for a big diner breakfast

802
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: of eggs, Bennet. It's like, bitch, you knew your bank

803
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: account there was like forty six million dollars in there

804
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: when you made that sale. Don't be like so shocked.

805
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: Just soldier company for seventy million. So you're actually gonna

806
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: go ahead and know that there's just receiving that money.

807
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: I'm always just like what I couldn't belie It's like

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00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 1: so fifty. It's like cheat willo Curs, see willaurs. And

809
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: I took that check and I framed. I mean, she's

810
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: so framing checks, framing the first dollar bill, framing the jacket,

811
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 1: framing the receipt, from Burg Dwarfs. I need to frame

812
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: more checks. Wait also sidebar I do want to talk

813
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: a little bit about Barbara on Shark Tank um so,

814
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: as we discussed, she's super horny and always like wanting

815
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: to invest in guys, but she's also investing in like

816
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: the random like she okay, what's weird about her? She

817
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: is like secretly conservative. I do think maybe she did

818
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: vote for Trump because she is investing in kind of

819
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: she either invested in like family businesses or like the

820
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: most Christian businesses. Like she invested in the saying Christian

821
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: stocking company Grace and Lace that was just like those

822
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: like sexy like leggings that were just like knitwear. Yeah,

823
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: and it's like so the like and we had over

824
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: one million dollars worth of sales, and it's like the

825
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: most Tennessee like Christian girl autumn songs. What she doesn't

826
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: like is someone who thinks they know it all you

827
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: can't learn well, she because she identifies people who are

828
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: just like, but I'm gonna work twice as hard and

829
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: then like starts stopping. But like when someone comes in

830
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: with an app and they've already like made a million

831
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 1: dollars and they're just like I own this industry. I

832
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: just want your money. She's like, and that's why I'm out.

833
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't see the hunger and why are you here?

834
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: And she's always calling someone just be like you know

835
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: what I got. I got a bad feeling in my mouth,

836
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: and I don't like the way you're talking about it.

837
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: And my mama always told me, don't trust someone if

838
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: you don't trust them, So I'm not going to trust you.

839
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: She also goes in on a lot of deals with

840
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: her fellow female shark Laurie, which I love, no, and

841
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: she's all about female power right, Like she's not just

842
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: like siding with Mark Cuban. Oh, but what I wanted

843
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: to say early when I was mentioning the knife company,

844
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: she wanted to invest. They all like suddenly got so

845
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: hungry for these knife sharpeners. And I think Laurie got

846
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: the deal. But like it was like they were all

847
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: fighting for the guys, and then like they left the

848
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: room talk amongst themselves, and like Laurie got up in

849
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: her in her a little like dress with so many cutouts,

850
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 1: and like March is over. Yeah, I'm like in her

851
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: eight capelts and she was like trying to invest. And

852
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: then like all of a sudden, like Kevin got up

853
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: and went over and I tried to talk to them,

854
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 1: and then Barbara gets up and she's holding a knife

855
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: and she just qualks over and she's just standing next

856
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: to them, just what, slamming the knife in her hand,

857
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: just like so menacingly, like waiting for it, like to

858
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: literally just fully stab Laurie. Um. But then Laurie got

859
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: the deal. Wow, Okay, I need to watch it. There's

860
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: there's these photos if you google Laurie and Barbara of

861
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: them doing the Charlie's angels on a step and repeat.

862
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: And that's the thing. She knows how to have fun.

863
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: She's always roasting mister Wonderful. She'll roast all the guys.

864
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: And she doesn't really roast Laurie, No, she doesn't. And

865
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: she'll tell and she'll tell Mark. She'll be like, oh, Mark,

866
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: you're being such a bully. Shut up. Like she'll put

867
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: him in his place. She'll be like, don't listen to him.

868
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: He's a scam artist. Although I do think that she

869
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 1: rolls her eyes like they all do whenever Laurie brings

870
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: out her like golden ticket. Yeah, she'll I roll it Laurie,

871
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: who's just so like, well, I have one hundred and

872
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: sixty five patents at QVC. And she'll say that she's

873
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: like every season, dearI one idea that's I always say

874
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: it's either as zero or a zero and this one

875
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,240
Speaker 1: is that here, And they're all just like, oh my god, Laurie,

876
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: like shut stop with your en soon. But then it works,

877
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: and then the people pick Laurie and she's just like sorry, Bet,

878
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: And then I wonder who's richer, Lauria Barbara. I mean,

879
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: scrub Daddy alone has had sales of over two hundred

880
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: million dollars and Laurie's scrub Daddy. Yeah. I think that

881
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: scrub Daddy money is taking her all the way to

882
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: the bank vibes. What does she wear? What does she eat?

883
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: How does she live? So? What does she wear? I

884
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: mean we know that you know she wears, as we said,

885
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: the blue body condress, also big chunky white pearls. I

886
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: mean she's an Upper East Sider at heart. She like

887
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: in this entire book, she never leaves the Upper East

888
00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: sign like no she is, but she's not so Chanel skirts. No,

889
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: it's more like mom and the go, well, you know

890
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: my um co worker in the maid business. Okay, who's

891
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: kind of like a no filter X marine someone with

892
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: a lot of demons. I would say, middle aged, middle aged,

893
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 1: fifty horny as well. He ran into Barbara on a

894
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: mini golf course in New Rochelle and she was wearing

895
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: and he took a photo of her and he was like, oh,

896
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: posted it on Facebook, post on FB, and also showed

897
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: it to me on his big Android and was like,

898
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 1: she was so hot. Little she was so hot. But

899
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: he was with his girlfriend, so he couldn't fully horn out.

900
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: I guess on the minigolf old is this man's girlfriend.

901
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: She's also probably like her sixties fifties, they're similar age. Yeah,

902
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 1: she in the biz too. I know she's a school teacher.

903
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: Oh cool. But Barbara was wearing a big puffy yellow vest. Yellow. Yeah.

904
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: She likes bright colors. I mean way is also very

905
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 1: her whole like um mantra throughout the book of just

906
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: being like, wear bright colors. Yes, you your big red coat.

907
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 1: You want to stand out, get a big coat, paint

908
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: your walls red, but pigtails on your hair. I mean

909
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: it's it's also eighties vibes power tie color base. But

910
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think casual vibes. She's just like

911
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: I mean, she's very thin, so thin, so I think

912
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: she's probably wearing like jeans with the slightest flare and

913
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: they're kind of soft, Like don't you think she's the

914
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: kind of woman who like is maybe shopping at those

915
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: weird stores like on Martha's Vineyard that kind of just

916
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: like sell for women, like for women, like a store

917
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: for the middle aged women that just like sell sweaters

918
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: and it's kind of like random, and like, yeah it's

919
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: not but it's expensive, and she's wearing sweater, but I

920
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: think it is probably Also I feel like she is

921
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: wearing a lot of like heat tech like on More.

922
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: I guess she is just only wearing like form fitting outfits.

923
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: And she's in Whole Foods like looking like she's like

924
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: freezing or something. And then on the set of Sharks

925
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: shivering and Whole Foods story, she's in her signature blue dress. Right,

926
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: how does she live? Clearly she lives in her like

927
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: massive Upper East. I think with the day bed, I

928
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: think that her decore sense is again like in that

929
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: sense where she's not it's big white couches, it's a

930
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: big white counts because like she's not in the obviously

931
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: Upper East Side apartments, as you know, because you clean

932
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: a lot of them in your job. Like they're dusty

933
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: and they're so frilly and they're so being like so

934
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 1: like Rococo and like they're not like there's so many

935
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: rugs and it's like it's not sharp edges. No, it's

936
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: like Cambridge went and died there. It's like so it's

937
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: just like I don't think that she's more Upper West. Oh,

938
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: I guess maybe that's more Upper East is Like it's

939
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: so like shades of Vanilla. It's like nineteen ninety seven.

940
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes stuff is modern, but like in kind of this

941
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: weird and heavy, chunky way. Yeah, it's heavy, big funky

942
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: glass lamp. It's those tables that have like a big

943
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: sort of metal curved leg underneath that goes and you

944
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean, And it's like glass. But would

945
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: I remember doing when I used to work in politics

946
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: and I was a fundraiser for a squat stringer who

947
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: is now the control of New York doing fundraisers at

948
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: people's departments on the Upper East Side, and it was

949
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: very like it was a lot of like day chaises

950
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: well as you know, my favorite Upper west Side client

951
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: that I cleaned four is like it's everything's monogramed Upper

952
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: west Side, Upper east Side. Okay, right, yeah, I think

953
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 1: Barbara lives Upper East Yeah yeah, oh yeah, it's very

954
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: a very monogram a monogram view of the park, cushions,

955
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: white fabric. Oh wait, I really we haven't even talked

956
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: about her husband, Oh wild Billy wild Bill Higgins, former

957
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: FBI agent. But he fucks like a Rocks, which is

958
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: also so eighties of her. Yeah, I mean she has to.

959
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: She's the hornies. Personal life she's getting she needs to

960
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: get fucking wrecked. She's the kind of person who, like

961
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: you can tell, likes to be strangled me shivering, Yeah,

962
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: like she wants to get choked out, Like I think

963
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 1: she's a switch. Do you think she's like I think

964
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: I think sometimes she puts on a pair of high

965
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: heels and she steps on Bill Higgins. Okay, I like

966
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 1: what on Valentine's Day? You know what I mean, she's

967
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 1: so Valentine's Day. Oh, she's so Valentine's Day, Like she's

968
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: she's so busy, she's so busy. But then it's like

969
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: and you know what you gotta do every once in

970
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: a while. It's surprised young man go to Frederick's of Hollywood,

971
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: get nasty little corset and a whip and and like okay,

972
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: el to Philly. She's so they're like, so those like creepy,

973
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: like tasting middle aged couples that like actually do have sex.

974
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: Launch She's like, sure, me and Bill make love four

975
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: times a week and it's like three minutes. So you

976
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 1: think that's creepy when the old people like, well, you know,

977
00:50:54,880 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: I'm very prom very pro old people loving each other.

978
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 1: But she's also like, you know, she has she's like

979
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: so up at six thirty am and like having her

980
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: coffee with her tea and like espresso, yogurt, apple, yeah, girl, chicken, almonds,

981
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: which brings us to what she eats. I mean, she's

982
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: like defining activity of vibes. Like she's like downing yogurts.

983
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's just a googurt, and like maybe she

984
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: goes to balloon and gets like a steamed fish. I

985
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean she literally again, I don't think

986
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: she's even really eating. She's on side, she's not eating.

987
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: So she's having a couple of almonds, like and a

988
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: yogurt and but I think also she's like eighties like

989
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 1: she's not trying to be like probably some more Cuban

990
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: and the Sliders. Ever, she's like, I will have a

991
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: white wine at the end of the night, and it's

992
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: you know, no, I mean it's very like, you know,

993
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: she comes from the eighties time where it's like the

994
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: men had steak and the women had water, right, and

995
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: they maybe they had like a steamed spinach, right, and

996
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: that was enough her. But you know, I think at

997
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: that age, you know, you don't don't need to consume

998
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: a lot of calories when you're old. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

999
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: In general, I don't think Barbara is doing a ton

1000
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: of eating, but I'm sure that like she cooks a

1001
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: meal also in a very Valentine's Day way for her husband,

1002
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: like once a month. I guess, I don't know. I

1003
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: know she's like sometimes to inject a little romance, like

1004
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: I got home and I cooked this one chicken. I'm

1005
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: saying she cooks for her husband, right. I don't think

1006
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: while Bill Higgins is cooking, absolutely not. I bet he

1007
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: is a famous dad pancakes and she's like Bill on

1008
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: his pancakes, right. Yeah. I do want to know more

1009
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: about Barbara's marriage. But I guess I'll just have to

1010
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: stuck her. I mean, I actually do think that the

1011
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: level of horny and is she exhibits on the show

1012
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: so is that she actually is getting fucked in this way.

1013
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: You don't think it's all show because or maybe okay,

1014
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: maybe it's a little game she's playing with her husband

1015
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: and he watches her getting so horny for these lobster brothers, right,

1016
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: and that's why he really has to deliver it about

1017
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: seventy eight straight. I think that there's this deliver it,

1018
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: deliver the love. Yeah, he gives her that big raw

1019
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 1: teabone from Peter Tabone. I mean, she's more Peter Luger

1020
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: than Blue. I feel m because it's like, yeah, I'm

1021
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: not trying to have that like fancy shit, Like I

1022
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: don't need it to be so caviar. Just give me

1023
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: the try to the tabone rump tower. Um. I feel

1024
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: like the Agel debate is like, does you know Horney

1025
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 1: as aside the marriage and or even being an open

1026
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: relationship make the actual marriage hotter or less? And I

1027
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: don't know, I feel like it fires it You think

1028
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: it fires it up? Yeah, I think it can. I

1029
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: think it can I mean less wild Bill Higgins is

1030
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: getting like so jealous. But also here's a question as well,

1031
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: Bill Higgins being wild when she's being a workaholic, you know,

1032
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: flirting with Mark Cuban till what eleven pm at night?

1033
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: Is he getting a little something on side right? And

1034
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: is she fine with that? Maybe maybe they're open and

1035
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,720
Speaker 1: we have no idea. Honestly, let's be let's be honest

1036
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: for a second, if we could just can I just

1037
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: be honest with for a second, say we actually just

1038
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 1: cut the ship for a second. I feel like probably

1039
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: fifty percent of like boomers marriages are like secret, have

1040
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: like a secret arrangement that they've never mentioned or spoken about,

1041
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: but just like there's been at least one affair, if

1042
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: not multiple throughout well. And I would go as far

1043
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,240
Speaker 1: as say, I feel like that's like the known arrangement

1044
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: and like Madman era, right, it's like right when you

1045
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: know you know you're a man, but you don't admit it.

1046
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: Because I feel like Boomers actually were trying to be

1047
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: a little more like open about it and shocked if

1048
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: someone had an affair right in their fanning show the

1049
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,280
Speaker 1: fifties is more like classic arrangement were like, of course,

1050
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 1: like he went out with his secretary and I didn't

1051
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Speaker 1: ask right because that wasn't a woman's place. Okay, last segment,

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Speaker 1: who are you? Okay? You well, obviously you want to

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00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: be it's literally your dream man. But also am I

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00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 1: those like Italian men who are like so suss of

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Speaker 1: her who bought all those buildings by the United Nations brothers,

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Speaker 1: you are the Gafani brothers. And I'm just being like,

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Speaker 1: don't cross me, and how do I know you're not

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00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: going to do this to me? Um? But I also

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00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: could see myself randomly as just like Esther, just like

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Speaker 1: the woman she hires who she container. I'm not Esther, okay,

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00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: should just be less esther. Esther is the ultimate container.

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Speaker 1: The girl she describes as like her purse was so

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00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: organized that like she had to hire her to like

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Speaker 1: help her organize her business. It's like she was like

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00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: a purse. It was more like a filing cabinet master

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00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: raiding as a purse. You could not have a less

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00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: organized purse. Absolutely literally like threatened by security for having

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00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: a messy purse full of metal rods. Okay you m

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Speaker 1: m m m am. I like the Taiwanese realtor's like

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Speaker 1: you're a little bit fast talkers talker and like all

1071
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: like you come out of nowhere. It turns out you've

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Speaker 1: been like made five hundred thousand dollars. That actually part

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00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: was the most Just to go back to shark tank.

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Speaker 1: Sure for a minute. It's like when people come in

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00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: short Tank, like all the sharks were always so suspicious,

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00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: and then they reveal that they actually have like one

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00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: point Instagrams and like so many Instagram followers, and then

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00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,479
Speaker 1: everyone is just like sorry, excuse me, and they change

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00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: the music changes, and then they all start nodding and

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00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: clapping and like and then they're just like we've spent

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00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: zero advertising. It's all social media and mark just like

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00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: claps and then they show like a photo of like

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00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 1: a woman and like a flannel like holding a water bottle,

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00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 1: and they're like, this was our first post. It got

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00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: two million likes. Oh wait, so I was saying, I

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Speaker 1: feel like the Taiwanese woman is very short Tank. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I agree, so you are her. Anyway, I'm obsessed with

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00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: this book. She has like eight hundred other books that

1089
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: are like Landing the Deal and other things I learned

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00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 1: from growing up in Edgewater. But I think that this

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00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: book was probably the main probably the main ticket, and

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00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,439
Speaker 1: it's fun and it's kind of a pre Shark Tank book,

1093
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: so it's not as much of a fucking oh this

1094
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 1: is what I did scrab as maybe like some later

1095
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: Shark's books. Not to name names, but like right, his whatever,

1096
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: his like lame ass book is about just like eighties

1097
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: and it's it's a window and if you're really into

1098
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: like the Upper east Side, yeah, if a certain time cabs,

1099
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: LaGuardia restaurants, then yeah, pick it up and definitely get

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00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: the version that says if you don't have big breastpot

1101
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: rooms and big deals, because that's just it's just fun.

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00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 1: It's fun to have that on. It's a conversation, but

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00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: it's fun. People like what's about. Oh, that's a fun title,

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00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: and like that book is ridiculous. And then you say,

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00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: you want to look at my ATM receipt. Yeah, yeah,

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00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: that's forty six million dollars reading this mine, now apply

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00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 1: the lessons. Next week's book is one that I am

1108
00:57:55,960 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: so fucking excited to sink my little teeth into your tiny, little, shiny,

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00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: sharp little gay or actually I feel like this one

1110
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: was a little more big. Get it's so big. Yeah,

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00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: we're talking about none other. I'm sure you're already guessing it.

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00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:21,959
Speaker 1: Tan France's book, Naturally Tan Friends of Queer Eye Reboot Fame,

1113
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 1: the Fashion one, the British one, the British Fashion one.

1114
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: So get a crop laser, get a floral button down

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00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: and get excited. Yeah, get to get at the full length.

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00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: I can't wait to do makeovers with you. Oh yeah,

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00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a live makeover where I'm gonna like

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00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: put you in slim denim. I just bought slim Denham.

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00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, and I'm in my new pants.

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00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 1: I feel like both of our styles kind of turning

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00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 1: into ten by next week. We're both and like floral

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00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: button down, crop laser, Bona bows pants And I did

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Speaker 1: it was so because I did go to a PC

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00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,959
Speaker 1: two by jeans and I had them tailored at the store.

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Speaker 1: And it's such a Tan thing to be like go

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Speaker 1: to the store. The store will actually do tellerin for you,

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Speaker 1: And so many people don't know this. So that's an investment,

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Speaker 1: that's an investment to yourself and your own war trope,

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Speaker 1: and they'll be happy to do it, have the pin

1130
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: it rather than go to the store and buying you know,

1131
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: these cheaper jeets. If you invest in a really good

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00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 1: pair of jeans, they'll tell her it for you. And

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Speaker 1: this shows a woman that you're serious about commitment. Man

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00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: who is serious about his jeans is serious about commitment.

1135
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: Will show that potential boss in an interview that you

1136
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Speaker 1: have an attention to detail. So yeah, if you're addicted

1137
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: to our ten France impressions, stay tuned for next week. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't like drop off your listeners. Shop fucking poster okay

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01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,360
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