1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:10,479 Speaker 1: more money, more problems. Wait till you hear this letter 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: right now, nephew in the building for today's praying phone call. 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: What you got for is nef is what watch that ass? 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 1: Huh that's the name of that's the name over quack status, 7 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: wax quack status. Spell that w h A x X. Yeah, 8 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: thank you, all right, let's go get hello. Hello, I'm 9 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: trying to reach Owen pleach. Yeah, this is on hi Owen. 10 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: This is ramone giving you a call, um where we're 11 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: just confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday, and I 12 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: wanted to make your a new client, and so we 13 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that you were okay, wait a 14 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: minute point for what you have a spa treatment scheduled, 15 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 1: um and eleven on Thursday. You did receive a spa 16 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: treatment from your wife for Christmas, UM, but I don't 17 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 1: remember being set up for anything or any appointment. Well, 18 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 1: she's made an appointment for you for eleven o'clock on 19 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: this coming Thursdays. I'm just calling them confirmed that you 20 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: would definitely be in to the salon. Well, I thought 21 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 1: this was like a couple of massage or something like that. 22 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: So what is the treatment all about? What's what do 23 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 1: you guys? I don't I understand. Um, well, she's got 24 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: you signed up for let me look, she's got you 25 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:45,680 Speaker 1: signed up for us to actually wax your back in 26 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: your buttocks on Thursday. And we actually have a special 27 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: that we have, um a Manzilion, which is a sure. 28 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: We have you lined up for an appointment. If you 29 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: don't want the appointment, please let us know. Wax my 30 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: my back and my get out of here Man's zillion. 31 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 1: Your your wife has set you up for a back 32 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: and but hair removal, which is waxing. And what I'm 33 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: saying is a mansillian is if you would like that, 34 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: we would remove all the hair from your private area 35 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:31,839 Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, pry again, man, there's no way I'm 36 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: getting my private black. What's to like? Could be hairless? 37 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: Like like that the way get out of here. Evidently, 38 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: if your wife has set you up for this, maybe 39 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: she's not into all you have. You evidinitely have a 40 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: lot of hair on your back. I'm assuming yeah I'm 41 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: a hairy guy, but she's never said it in the batts. 42 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: He likes it. Okay, well, maybe there's a mix of communication, 43 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 1: because this is the things you asking els to do 44 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,399 Speaker 1: is to remove your hair. Yeah, no, that's not happening. 45 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: And if she's gonna have telling yourself and there's no 46 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: way I'm going in to have somebody ripped the hair 47 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,959 Speaker 1: off my back and my end in my private he 48 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: kidding me to get out of here. This is crazy. 49 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: This is this is a very professional procedure. It won't 50 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: take long. We'll have you in and out within forty 51 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: five minutes. But you're gonna minutes five minutes to rip 52 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,919 Speaker 1: off all of this hair. That sounds like torture hiding mean, okay, 53 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: share you know No, No, I think we're done. I 54 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: think you know we're done. I mean, I mean, I'm 55 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: gonna tell her to get a refund. It's getting a refund. Okay, 56 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: there's not gonna be a refund. Now you're supposed to 57 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: come in at eleven. This is something that she wants 58 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: you to do. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Listen to me. 59 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: I am not getting why. That's not something a man does. 60 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: There's no way I'm doing that. If this is for real, 61 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a talk with her as soon as 62 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: he gets home. Because no, no, no, right now, right now, 63 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: you're disrespecting my profession. That's what you're doing. Okay, Look, 64 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't. I don't know what this 65 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: is all about. I don't. I'm not trying to disrespect anybody, 66 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: but why I'm doing this? All right? I'm not getting 67 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 1: it back. No. I mean, if there's something she wants watch, 68 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: you can wax her private that's cool. But a man 69 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: has hair, I mean, it's it's well appointment. Then she's 70 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: serious about getting it done. Yeah. Well I'm serious about 71 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: not going so, I mean, you know, I don't know 72 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: how I can explain that to you. I'm not coming in. 73 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: You can reschedule it for somebody else. I'll talk to 74 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: her when she gets home. But that's that's it. I'm 75 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: just your wife has paid two dollars for this procedure. 76 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: Did you pay two hundred dollars? Your wife has paid 77 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: two dollars for this procedure? Yeah. No, he's going to 78 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: get a refund. You guys know this is sir Owen. 79 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: There's just not respundable, so there is no money coming back. 80 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: I will let you know that there's no way. You 81 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 1: gotta be kidding me to take care off on my 82 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 1: back and my bucks's not very referable spa here, I don't, 83 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,280 Speaker 1: I don't do it. I'm gonna get I'm gonna go 84 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 1: to the Dollars store and get a pack of raisers 85 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,839 Speaker 1: for a dollar and she's gonna do it herself and 86 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:31,360 Speaker 1: I'll give her. I'll give her sund bucks. This is good. 87 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 1: I'll give her a tip. That's the five pick food bucks. 88 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,279 Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm say two hundred two bucks. There's no way, 89 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 1: there's no the way we are paying that money and 90 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: you guys are keeping that money. There's nowhere to pay. 91 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: Do you understand there's no there's not a retround, Mr Owen. 92 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,599 Speaker 1: There's definitely not a return. Mr Owen. What because are you? 93 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 1: There's no way? And I'm gonna talk Raman. I am 94 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: Ramon here at the spa and you're I came in 95 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: and purchase this wonderful gift for you for Christmas and 96 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: I don't get up remote Listen. Now, you're not respecting 97 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: our profession. I don't look. Look, I'm not trying to 98 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: disrespect you, but I don't care about the profession. There's 99 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:18,320 Speaker 1: no way that's actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two hundred 100 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 1: bucks to rip off hair off their their body. He 101 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: just don't say. I'm just not doing it, and I'm 102 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: gonna talk to her. She's gonna do it herself. I 103 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: cash because you're disrespecting my profession and you're not coming 104 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 1: in any leven. Why would you supposed to come in 105 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: any eleven so we can watch your back in your 106 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 1: body And now you're saying, no, there will be nothing whack. 107 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm not coming into eleven. I'm not coming in ever. 108 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,919 Speaker 1: She's gonna take care of this though. You don't have 109 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:46,039 Speaker 1: to worry about it. Ramone. I mean respect you, but no, 110 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: Mr Oh, and there is no refund. Okay, I meant ridiculous. 111 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm talking to you. Your 112 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:57,720 Speaker 1: cousin Peter. Have you spoken to him lately? You know? Peter? 113 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 1: God me to call you. This is nephew Timmy from 114 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 1: the Steve Robin Martin Show. You just you just out 115 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 1: of here because idiot. Oh. I gotta ask you something, man, 116 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 117 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:28,360 Speaker 1: show in the land Steve Harvey Morning Show. 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