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Speaker 1: Man, this right here, this is the kind of thing

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Speaker 1: you need a drum roll right here, this right here,

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Speaker 1: this kind of thing need a drum row. Really, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, boys and girls. The title of the legendary

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Speaker 1: right here, the one and only. If you've never heard it,

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Speaker 1: I feel sorry for yourself. This right here is called

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Speaker 1: Raymond in the Closet, the closet cat dog.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, baby, Hello, Hello, he who can you hear me?

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Speaker 3: You badly?

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Speaker 1: Who is this Raymond?

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Speaker 3: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is?

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Speaker 2: Raymond?

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Speaker 3: Mats speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond?

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Speaker 2: Raymond? Raymond for Rhonda? Is my sister?

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Speaker 3: Yes? What's up? What's up? Man? What's up?

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Speaker 2: Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm in the color holo. Man, can what you're saying?

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Speaker 3: Somebody that what?

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Speaker 2: Somebody be broken the house?

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Speaker 3: Why there are you whispering?

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Speaker 2: Because they in the house right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody

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Speaker 3: that has broken the house and they steal in there.

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Speaker 2: Somebody them broke in the house. I'm in the house.

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Speaker 3: Now, hold on, wait a minute. You saying somebody that's

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Speaker 3: broken to your house and they steel in there. Yes,

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Speaker 3: what you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't count

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Speaker 3: the police.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to get.

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Speaker 3: Somebody to hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 3: Now you're saying, somebody in the post in your house

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Speaker 3: right now? All this stuff? Okay? Where you live at?

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Speaker 3: Where you live at?

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Speaker 2: I'm on thirty sixth Street.

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Speaker 3: Because I'm at thirty two and a half. You know what,

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Speaker 3: hold on, I'm for the call it loss.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait wait.

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Speaker 3: Man, you know what what Wait a minute? Don't go

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Speaker 3: to please you send your in the house somebody to

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Speaker 3: go to kill you? And you talking about you don't

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Speaker 3: want them arrested.

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Speaker 2: We got some illegal stuff in don't call nobody.

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Speaker 3: Don't wait a minute? Wait wait now you saying hold on,

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Speaker 3: You saying don't call the laws. You have some in

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Speaker 3: the house.

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Speaker 2: Don't because we got it that's illegal in the house.

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Speaker 2: Oh do it?

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Speaker 3: Man? What do you got now? Man? You know what?

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Speaker 3: This is bad? Don you know what you're seeing? Your

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Speaker 3: something there, that's the problem. While they're in the house. Now,

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Speaker 3: you just set your stuff in the house, got you

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Speaker 3: in there and there, that's what I guarantee you that

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Speaker 3: what you what you got in there.

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Speaker 1: Said?

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Speaker 3: You know what, man, let me tell you something. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna tell you the best thing to do, even though

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Speaker 3: the people in your house right now you need to jump.

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Speaker 3: Let me call it. Man, you need to let me

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Speaker 3: call the last I'm gonna kill you right now. You

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Speaker 3: can do about it.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that, don't.

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Speaker 3: Don't gonna put you know what, man, I you'll stay

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Speaker 3: down there. I'm gonna tell you now, I get called

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Speaker 3: a law calling law. Hold on, I get my wife

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Speaker 3: to call right now.

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Speaker 2: Don't call him.

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Speaker 1: Please, don't call him because there's too much illiquis done done.

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Speaker 3: Man. But I'm gonna tell you something. Man, honestly, I

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Speaker 3: can't do it.

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Speaker 2: Think.

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Speaker 3: Don't for to go down there. No, I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 3: you something I could just fools and telling me. Don't

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Speaker 3: even call it blow. You know what, man, looking her doubt.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you. I ain't gonna go

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Speaker 3: down there. I'm gonna tell you right now, you know what.

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Speaker 3: The first thing I'm gonna tell you now now, I

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Speaker 3: ain't gonna take my down there. First of all. They

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Speaker 3: may be tapping my line and I ain't got to

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Speaker 3: do with this. You're gonna get down. I get calling

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Speaker 3: now one one. They just look. But you know what,

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Speaker 3: You're finna get your kid down now.

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Speaker 2: And they don't know who you are.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I ain't gonna stay on this phone

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Speaker 3: with you so they can find out. Please, you know what,

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Speaker 3: nor is called a law. I ain't getting in that.

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Speaker 3: I ain't. Man, You're much get I ain't forget it

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Speaker 3: that one. So I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Doc.

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Speaker 3: I called a law for they have my wife right now.

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Speaker 3: You know what. You may not like it now, but

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Speaker 3: you appreciate me later, because you know when you forget

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Speaker 3: your money.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, wait a minute, just west, but I

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Speaker 2: think they outside.

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Speaker 3: I think man, you know this is come crazy. God,

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Speaker 3: you just set your up. I'm gonna call yours for one.

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Speaker 1: Don't get.

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Speaker 3: Talking about my boom. You gotta keep your money in

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Speaker 3: that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now, you are fool.

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Speaker 3: You walk out because i'mnna tell you not. They sure

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Speaker 3: gonna kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't

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Speaker 3: gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing I can

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Speaker 3: tell you. I'm called a law. You finna go down,

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Speaker 3: and I'm gonna tell you not. I ain't going down

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Speaker 3: with I don't know why you really gonna call me

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Speaker 3: unless you want some help, because I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 3: right now, I ain't for the jumpardize myself. No, my

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Speaker 3: family over your drned the only thing I could do.

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Speaker 3: I can help you out in one way. I'm called

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Speaker 3: along now. My wife gotta fail up on what you

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Speaker 3: want me to do? Will you get me much to

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Speaker 3: be a hell? I ain't going down, but I ain't

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Speaker 3: going you know what? Man? Look look, I can't get

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Speaker 3: it in there, and my wife did not the counter police.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill you right now. They coulda come.

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Speaker 2: Can you can you hear me?

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Speaker 3: I can hear you? Shoot? Mouth?

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Speaker 2: Shut up?

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Speaker 3: Shut up? Can you shut your mouth right now? Can

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Speaker 3: you hear me? Shut out? I don't know when he stops.

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Speaker 3: Why don't shoot the sh don't peek out the door?

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Speaker 2: Can I say something?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 3: You need to shut your mouth.

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Speaker 2: This is his nephew Diamond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You know what you just got pranked by?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: Y'all win there?

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Speaker 3: God Broy y'all some dirty I.

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Speaker 1: Do well, nog you just gotta break by your boy.

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Speaker 3: Wind down, man, I'm sweating, like hey, up in his

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Speaker 3: house with drawns old man, you set up here. I

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Speaker 3: want to play with the man. Look at here, boy,

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Speaker 3: I'm sweating like here.

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Speaker 2: Why are you sweating?

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Speaker 3: He was finna die because no one would have come

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Speaker 3: down to the house. That's the show.

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Speaker 1: I know you weren't coming to the house. I heard

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Speaker 1: it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what.

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Speaker 1: He ain't coming to get me.

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Speaker 3: Man. I'm sit up here right now, Man, I might

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Speaker 3: need to take off some word.

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Speaker 1: Boy, Hey, let me ask you something. Man, what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 3: Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with

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Speaker 3: one the other that nephew Tommy is crazy something.

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Speaker 1: Somebody say something.

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Speaker 2: Something, what something? Shut your mouth? I love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's bro let's see. We're gonna turn to the

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Speaker 1: Book of Stupidity. Of chapter four, verse five, It says,

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Speaker 1: and he went in to Louisville with ignorance on his mind.

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Speaker 1: He went into Louisville with ignorance on his mind.

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Speaker 2: I want to take your time past.

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Speaker 1: I want to take time this morning and talk about

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Speaker 1: stupid is on the way to Kentucky. Stupid is on

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Speaker 1: the way to Kentucky. All right, all right, that would

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Speaker 1: be made twenty third, twenty fourth, and twenty fifth that

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Speaker 1: stupid is en route to Kentucky. Let's keep going if

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Speaker 1: we can. Now, June teen Comedy celebration isn't all white

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Speaker 1: A fair? Yeah, I love it white a fat I

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Speaker 1: will be Thursday, June nineteenth. Now, adding to uh, that's

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Speaker 1: going to make this a great celebration. Bubba Dove is

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Speaker 1: in the building, Bubba dub We can't do it without

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Speaker 1: those boots. Melanick Camacho is in the melanie all right,

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't be right if we didn't shake it up

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Speaker 1: with a little bit of an earthquake in Now, this

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Speaker 1: is all June teenth celebrates JJ Williamson. If you've never

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Speaker 1: seen that more, you ain't. You ain't seen funny at

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Speaker 1: its best. All hosted by yours truly, and the headliner

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Speaker 1: is the one and only a legend, as we should say,

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Speaker 1: the King of comedy.

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Speaker 2: DL Hubley. Oh yeah, oh yes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is an all white of fabs.

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Speaker 2: You're listening, Hard Morning Show