Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. So I think, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I know I have issues with liquids,
Speaker 1: and this is going like a lifetime back. First of all,
Speaker 1: I don't drink water, which if you know me, you
Speaker 1: know me, and you know that's just crazy weird. I
Speaker 1: think the factual numbers are percentage are our body is
Speaker 1: comprised of seventy five percent water. So I like to
Speaker 1: say I'm anomaly because I don't drink water. And when
Speaker 1: I say I don't drink water, I don't drink water.
Speaker 1: Like how I'm still living. No one knows. I'm like
Speaker 1: a CACTI like just water me once in a while,
Speaker 1: and I somehow survive.
Speaker 2: But I have an aversion into it.
Speaker 1: But this is the reason I decided to talk about
Speaker 1: liquids today, is because everyone knows I'm going through a divorced,
Speaker 1: single mom of five now co parenting very well with
Speaker 1: my ex Dean, which I got to say is super challenging.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone has gone through this, but
Speaker 1: I've never called him dean.
Speaker 2: I've called him babe for twenty years.
Speaker 1: So it is super hard to remind myself that like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: you guys aren't together anymore. So when we're doing you know,
Speaker 1: kid drop off and switch a roose and he's overhelping,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, babe, And I'm thinking to myself, is
Speaker 1: that okay? I just called him babe and he's cool
Speaker 1: with it. It has slipped a couple times in front
Speaker 1: of his girlfriend, Lily, who I adore and we have
Speaker 1: a great relationship, and I'm just like, oh, old to
Speaker 1: have this die hard. But to me, it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: that's his name, Like, it's not d E A N
Speaker 1: it's ba b E, It's babe. So anyway, so he
Speaker 1: was over last night and he was helping me get
Speaker 1: the kids ready for bed and help me shower bow
Speaker 1: and get them all situated. And then he was heading
Speaker 1: home and I had a migraine, which, if you know,
Speaker 1: you know, I get migraines historically, notoriously, and uh yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a doozy.
Speaker 1: I had a doozy you know, take a lock and
Speaker 1: keep on ticking. But he was like, oh, can I
Speaker 1: get you anything before I go? I said, oh, can
Speaker 1: you grab me a drink? And he said, uh sure.
Speaker 1: I said coconut water because I'm trying this new thing.
Speaker 1: Since I don't like water. I'm like, okay, I actually
Speaker 1: enjoy the taste of coconut water. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe that'll help. You know, that's hydrating. And he said, oh,
Speaker 1: there's no coconut water left. And I said, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what's in the fridge. What's down there? And he's like,
Speaker 1: there's ginger ail.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love a good ginger Ale. Another thing you should
Speaker 1: know about me is there's two sodas I like. They're
Speaker 1: ginger Ale and Diet Doctor Pepper. They're my jam And
Speaker 1: at any given time, if you see me, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm going through because if I am with a
Speaker 1: Diet Doctor Pepper, I'm thriving, Like things are going and
Speaker 1: I'm just kicking butt. If I have a ginger Ale
Speaker 1: in hand, Yeah, things are stressful. Yeah. Like my reality
Speaker 1: show True Torri, which kind of kind of it chronicled
Speaker 1: the in real time the infidelity between Dean and I
Speaker 1: on his part, and we had four kids and what
Speaker 1: we were going through and trying to put a marriage
Speaker 1: back together.
Speaker 2: Which we did at the time, but I was going
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 1: I was so stressed and I just, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: all the fields, and I remember people for Halloween were
Speaker 1: wearing whatever I would wear in the show, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what was that time period in my life?
Speaker 1: Was I wearing momos thun kaffhandsnow, eh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: so whatever my jam was back then. And they would
Speaker 1: carry a ginger rail can. There were several girls blonde
Speaker 1: wig ginger ale can because in every single scene I
Speaker 1: have a ginger ale can in my hand, and I'm like, yep, well,
Speaker 1: I was going through it anyway, had in Migrain. So
Speaker 1: he said there's ginger ale I said, okay, oh that
Speaker 1: sounds good. Actually that'll be soothing and calming. That's my
Speaker 1: go to and things are feeling it physically or emotionally anyway.
Speaker 2: He was down there for a long time.
Speaker 1: I was upse and I'm all ears, No, not literally,
Speaker 1: but I was like, I'm a detective at heart. I
Speaker 1: always talk about I mean, I create the show Mystery Girls,
Speaker 1: no coincidence, my dad created tons of mystery shows, fascinated
Speaker 1: by the world, and I'm always I call myself a
Speaker 1: life detective because or DIY detective or dream detective because
Speaker 1: I can really break down your dreams for you. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I could hear and I heard the can open that sound,
Speaker 1: and then I heard ice, heard a cup coming from
Speaker 1: the cupboard. It took a long time. Though it took
Speaker 1: a long time. I heard a second crack of a can.
Speaker 1: More ice. Anyway, he was down there for like a
Speaker 1: good solid I'm gonna say seven and a half minutes,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, well he's a man. You know,
Speaker 1: women do it faster because we don't have time.
Speaker 2: We're like, go, oh, go. But he finally comes in.
Speaker 1: He brings me the cup and he said, oh, it's
Speaker 1: a tall cup. We have We have these like Target
Speaker 1: like cups that are really cool. Every season they come
Speaker 1: out with like a new color and they're like a
Speaker 1: dollar ninety nine. That's a lot. I think they're like
Speaker 1: ninety nine cents, but they're they're gray and they're plastic,
Speaker 1: which is very conducive in my house because I have
Speaker 1: really chic vintage like glassware and I have oh god,
Speaker 1: it is such a passion for a cut crystal, but uh,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not everyday used. So we have like melomine,
Speaker 1: you know, plates and like plastic cups for the kids
Speaker 1: and everything, and Target always does it well. And gray
Speaker 1: is neutral, so I'm all about it. I gotta switch
Speaker 1: that up spring heading into summer. Got to make a change. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we have short like the high ball, the low ball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a high ball, so it did. It did
Speaker 1: need a lot of ice. And he brought it to
Speaker 1: me and I looked down at it and he said
Speaker 1: what And I said, it took you a long time.
Speaker 2: And I'm the kindest person.
Speaker 1: You guys know that, and I would never say anything mean,
Speaker 1: but I was just like joking, like but not joking.
Speaker 1: I was like, what were you doing? Took a long time,
Speaker 1: and he said, well, the ice took a long time
Speaker 1: to scoop into there. It was a high cup. I
Speaker 1: had to put two ginger ails to fill it up.
Speaker 1: And then he stopped and he goes, why do you
Speaker 1: think I poisoned you? And I said yeah, I said yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's my go to And I don't know where
Speaker 1: this comes from.
Speaker 2: This is weird, you guys, but.
Speaker 1: I thought I should talk about this today because it's
Speaker 1: like a running thing. And he knew exactly what I
Speaker 1: was thinking. I'm too honest to ever tell a lie,
Speaker 1: and it's exactly what was going through my mind, like
Speaker 1: Why did he take so long? What was he putting
Speaker 1: in there? You know? Oh my gosh, he was dribbling
Speaker 1: some cyanide in there, some bleach, Like what's going to happen?
Speaker 1: I see all these true crime stories and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh god. He said, why it's been twenty years and
Speaker 1: I've yet to poison you?
Speaker 2: And I said, well, keyword there.
Speaker 1: Yet I was convinced he poisoned you too when you
Speaker 1: were talking about oh my gosh, see I'm not crazy.
Speaker 1: Well it's beautiful, but creatives are crazy anyway.
Speaker 3: Why why do you both think? I don't understand why
Speaker 3: that was like an okay, rational move on.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I thought the same thing. Chrissy's like,
Speaker 1: wait wait flag in the play.
Speaker 3: My thought was literally like, oh, one of the kids
Speaker 3: must have like interrupted him. But that's why it took
Speaker 3: so long that you like, Nope, I was not like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah he was, but.
Speaker 2: It's not deemed specific. I think that's important to know.
Speaker 1: It's like, anybody who took that long we would assume
Speaker 1: is poisoning what while.
Speaker 3: Is it poisoning? Off the bat? I understand how we
Speaker 3: go from like they're trying to get me a nice
Speaker 3: glass of something to like, they're trying to kill me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm Aaron Spelling's daughter. Hello, the creator of
Speaker 1: drama Rama Storytelling. Hello. Yeah, of course I go there.
Speaker 1: My mind goes there. But this has been a lifelong thing.
Speaker 1: Just to finish up the dean part, he said, he said,
Speaker 1: I can't and I said, hello, have you met me?
Speaker 1: Like you know this is my thing? And he's like,
Speaker 1: I know, but this is just crazier. The mother of
Speaker 1: my children. Why would I want to poison you? And
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, it's not personal. I think this
Speaker 1: about everybody. And he kind of got offended. He goes,
Speaker 1: but I'm not everyone, and I said, I know. I know.
Speaker 1: Again it's not personal. I don't know where it comes from.
Speaker 1: I need to go back and do like some regression
Speaker 1: into a past life that I was poisoned or something. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he gives it to me and I'm like, okay, bye,
Speaker 1: my closing and locking the door and I'm holding it
Speaker 1: and again, talk about knowing someone so well and you do,
Speaker 1: I mean twenty year partnership, you know someone well? And
Speaker 1: he goes, okay, he goes, You're gonna close the door
Speaker 1: and walk to the sink. And pour that cup out.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, correct, I was gonna pour
Speaker 1: the entire cup out and not drink it. And again
Speaker 1: I was like, oh foiled again. You're right got me
Speaker 1: and he's like tea. I was like, yes, babe, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Ah. I was like yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I said, I don't know where
Speaker 1: it comes from. It comes from something, and I go again,
Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with you, and I said
Speaker 1: watch watch, oh you guys, I forgot the part. I
Speaker 1: forgot the part that when he handed it to me,
Speaker 1: and I've done this forever with him, I handed it
Speaker 1: back to him and I said you first, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, listen, we had a lot of issues
Speaker 1: in our marriage. But I mean, good on him that
Speaker 1: he put up with that. I mean, that's just a
Speaker 1: that is irrational to the max. Oh my god, remember
Speaker 1: Grody to the Max? That was such like an eighties saying, huh, anyway,
Speaker 1: he never threatened your life. So in reality, never this man.
Speaker 1: You know, he's sober now, so he had a temper
Speaker 1: which he's really worked on. In no way, shape or
Speaker 1: form did I ever feel physically threatened by Dean. Ever,
Speaker 1: so this has nothing to do with it. So I
Speaker 1: said you first, and he was like oh. He kind
Speaker 1: of rolled his eyes like oh, how many times have
Speaker 1: I done this? A gazillion? And so he did it
Speaker 1: and he's like glug, glug glug, and he's like and
Speaker 1: then he's like, just kidding. I'm like, I know, old
Speaker 1: joke and different same shit, different day.
Speaker 3: Got it.
Speaker 1: So then I took it. So as he was leaving
Speaker 1: and pulling out of the driveway, I was like, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: and I go watch Tory two point zero and I
Speaker 1: did like the cheers to him, and I started guzzling it,
Speaker 1: and really I was like holding in my mouth and
Speaker 1: I was gonna spit it out afterwards, but I was
Speaker 1: trying to make peace with the situation.
Speaker 2: Now I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I drank it. I drank it, and anyway, I went
Speaker 1: upstairs and I proceeded to drink that, you know, sip
Speaker 1: on that ginger ale throughout my night. And then this
Speaker 1: morning he came and he picked the kids up for
Speaker 1: school and he goes, oh hey, and I go, Hi,
Speaker 1: how's it going. And he goes, look who's still alive?
Speaker 1: And I go, I know, I go, you know what,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, he goes, guess that's sign I
Speaker 1: didn't work.
Speaker 2: I should put more next time.
Speaker 1: And I was like ha ha, And I was like, look, no, seriously,
Speaker 1: I drank all of it all nights. The new meat,
Speaker 1: it's the new e. It's been something going on my
Speaker 1: entire life. When I was little, my mom would mash
Speaker 1: up because I guess back then, you know, we had
Speaker 1: to take like aspirin and it wasn't like we had
Speaker 1: all the liquids back then, so she would have to
Speaker 1: mash up a baby aspirin because I couldn't swallow it
Speaker 1: or chew it yet, like I was little, not I
Speaker 1: could chew it, but I was like five, and she
Speaker 1: would always put it I don't even know why in
Speaker 1: a spoonful of coca cola. It's just so random.
Speaker 3: It's not random. They had the coke syrup and all
Speaker 3: that stuff that the parents used to give us back
Speaker 3: in the day, or they would put it in the
Speaker 3: apple sauce, but coca cola was a way that they
Speaker 3: served it. There was an actual coke syrup that they
Speaker 3: would use because it settled your stomach and you took
Speaker 3: the medicine.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what's the origin of that.
Speaker 1: The origin of the coke syrup is there was actual
Speaker 1: cocaine back in it like one day, like one day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, maybe that.
Speaker 1: Was probably fun. Imagine it was in there like that.
Speaker 1: That takes like you know when you like crush up
Speaker 1: ben and dry and give it to your kids like that.
Speaker 1: So no, because no one wants their kids going up.
Speaker 1: You want to go down, like down calming. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3: You're like this, we'll take care of your fever.
Speaker 1: Can here you go have fun? No, they would just
Speaker 1: like talk your ear off even more and ask more questions.
Speaker 1: It would be bad. So yeah, And she would do
Speaker 1: it and I'd always look at her weird and be
Speaker 1: like I was like sussing out, like what is she
Speaker 1: giving me? Why is she giving it to me? And
Speaker 1: then when I was old enough to swallow pills, she
Speaker 1: would give it to me and I'd be like, what
Speaker 1: are you giving it to me with? And She's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it was like juice or something or water
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, I don't remember. And I would
Speaker 1: say would you put in here? Like what are you
Speaker 1: giving me? And she'd goes she would say the same thing,
Speaker 1: what you think I'm trying to poison you. So this
Speaker 1: goes back to childhood. So this is crazy. This like
Speaker 1: a rational fear of hands, it over liquids from other people.
Speaker 1: But it ties into my fear of water because I
Speaker 1: don't drink water. I don't call it a fear of water.
Speaker 1: I just call it. I like to say, ah, you know,
Speaker 1: I hate water. I have an allergy at of water.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what it is, but I literally
Speaker 1: when people are like, oh, you know you're supposed to have,
Speaker 1: like here, I have water right here.
Speaker 2: I mean there's like you can't.
Speaker 1: See, but I have a bottle of arrowhead water ayounces right, no,
Speaker 1: sixteen point nine fluid ounces, and it's it's been here
Speaker 1: and I think there's like maybe I would say two
Speaker 1: SIPs out of it. It's been here about three days.
Speaker 1: It'll sit here for another month. I'll look at it
Speaker 1: daily and be like I should drink a sip of that.
Speaker 1: And then I'll go like, yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, but like water, it just I hate the
Speaker 1: taste of it. I know there's no taste in water.
Speaker 1: It's the lack of taste. And then I tell people that,
Speaker 1: and God bless everyone do you know how many times
Speaker 1: people have said to me, oh, you should try putting
Speaker 1: a little lemon in it, or a little flavoring. They
Speaker 1: have flavoring packets and you know, and I'm so nice.
Speaker 1: I just say, oh my gosh, I never thought of that.
Speaker 1: Thank you. No, I don't say that. I just say
Speaker 1: thank you. But it's like, you know, everyone's trying to help,
Speaker 1: like maybe if you put I've tried all that, you guys.
Speaker 1: I have gone to the point where I bought every
Speaker 1: different kind of water because I thought like, okay, you know,
Speaker 1: and they have so many now they have.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is going like way back.
Speaker 1: They have you know, lemon water, they have coconut water,
Speaker 1: they have oh my gosh, what was the one that
Speaker 1: is black.
Speaker 2: It's like black water is charcoal water.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That was a fad for a while.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool looking. I can drink sparkling a
Speaker 1: little bit, but not much, and it's just like it
Speaker 1: goes into my mouth, you guys, and instantly repulses me.
Speaker 1: And when people try to get me to hydrate and
Speaker 1: they say like I'm a child, watch me like I've
Speaker 1: had a makeup artists, you know, while I'm filming. She'd
Speaker 1: be like, you need to drink water. It's a long
Speaker 1: dance set. I'm okay, I have a water for you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, like a child, and she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: take a few SIPs. I'm gonna watch you and I'll
Speaker 1: drink it. I literally feel instantly nauseous, nauseous. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's psychological, Like is the water really making me nauseous?
Speaker 1: Like I can guzzle like a wine, like a glass
Speaker 1: of wine in like two seconds, like no problem. But
Speaker 1: I take a few SIPs of water and swallow gently,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, I want
Speaker 1: to puke, Like I just don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: And my best friend Maron always says.
Speaker 1: He's like, h your thirties would have been a whole
Speaker 1: different story if you had drink water. Hey said that
Speaker 1: one one day and walked out, and I thought, hmm,
Speaker 1: dead on, yeah, in my forties now a fifties, but
Speaker 1: you know it is Tory two point zero. So so
Speaker 1: I'm trying to change I am. I am drinking a
Speaker 1: little coconut water, And funny enough, the only time I
Speaker 1: really did drink water is during my pregnancies because you
Speaker 1: have to hydrate the baby growing in you. But in
Speaker 1: my mind, I was like, I'm drinking for them, not myself.
Speaker 1: So I would always have a glass of water in
Speaker 1: hand with lemon in it, and usually sparkling, but even
Speaker 1: flat sometimes because ugh, like you go to a restaurant
Speaker 1: there flatter sparkling, I'm like, oh my gosh. And then
Speaker 1: when people say I'll just have the tap water, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what are you trying to prove? Come on anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: always like, sparkling, please, But it still sits on the table,
Speaker 1: you know, it just sits. Sorry, I politely take a
Speaker 1: sip and then that's it. But lots of lemon. So
Speaker 1: all of my kids came out and loving sour, and
Speaker 1: I attribute it to the fact that I drink lemon
Speaker 1: water so often. And I don't even know if that's
Speaker 1: a thing, but they say like sometimes like your kids
Speaker 1: crave things. It's what you ate a lot during your pregnancy.
Speaker 1: And I remember my first Oh my gosh, I got
Speaker 1: used to it, but first, like we were eating I
Speaker 1: think Liam was like it was like five months maybe
Speaker 1: We're at a restaurant and they brought out lemon for
Speaker 1: the sparkling water that I was going to squeeze into
Speaker 1: and make a big show of it and take one
Speaker 1: step and not drink. But and he was reaching for it,
Speaker 1: and he got his hand on the lemon wedges and he,
Speaker 1: immediately before I could grab it from him, stuck in
Speaker 1: his mouth and started sucking on it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. It was like that mom moment. We
Speaker 1: were like, oh, wait for it, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's going to freak out, and he didn't.
Speaker 1: And he looks at me and he's like whoom and
Speaker 1: kept doing it. This proceeded with all five of my kids.
Speaker 1: The first time they ever sucked on a lemon, they
Speaker 1: loved it. Then I remembered that my mom when I
Speaker 1: was little, used to suck on lemons and she loved it.
Speaker 1: And she never like I was like, oh it's too sour.
Speaker 1: She like, yeah, she was a lemon sucker. And I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know where I'm going with this,
Speaker 1: but I think maybe I talked about it with therapists before.
Speaker 1: Everyone finds it super strange. Everyone wants to cure me,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like, I don't know. I have a
Speaker 1: fear of water.
Speaker 3: I licked it up. It's like andy, it's called it
Speaker 3: sounds like this is what it's called. But of course
Speaker 3: I'm taking this from the internet. Contamination OCD is the issue,
Speaker 3: so like that's what it's called.
Speaker 1: Oh that wasn't sexy. I was like, I thought it
Speaker 1: was gonna be something phobia.
Speaker 3: You have, like an an OCD issue with anything that
Speaker 3: could be contaminated and handed to you.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I have two different things going on here.
Speaker 1: So that's the one thing where I think if someone
Speaker 1: gives me a drink or something, because that can be
Speaker 1: not water, I think that they're going to poison me.
Speaker 1: So I have what what's it.
Speaker 3: Called cosamination OCD?
Speaker 2: I have contamination OCD.
Speaker 3: Again, this is from Reddit, so like, you know, let's say,
Speaker 3: but there's a whole community there for you, Tori.
Speaker 1: Really contamination OCD? Okay? And is include food? Is include
Speaker 1: like everything just.
Speaker 3: Liquids according I mean again, read it, but.
Speaker 2: This says I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: These are all people who have fear of liquids and
Speaker 3: then most of them go to some kind of OCD
Speaker 3: therapy called ERP therapy.
Speaker 1: Write that down added to my list of helpful and
Speaker 1: never get thanks. Okay, but what is fear of water
Speaker 1: or like fear of drinking water?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was looking that up too, And most of
Speaker 3: the fears of like water have to do with like
Speaker 3: you're afraid of pool of water, like baths, like oceans,
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if there's like an actual fear,
Speaker 3: I haven't found it.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, we're weking it all back here today.
Speaker 3: Are you scared of pools? Like swimming? A fear of
Speaker 3: drinking water is typically referred to as aquaphobia, which is
Speaker 3: a broader term for the fear of water in general.
Speaker 3: Anxiety is about drinking water as well as swimming in
Speaker 3: it or bathing in it.
Speaker 1: I have a little bit of of fear of bathing
Speaker 1: or showering.
Speaker 3: Is showering considered that or is it just a bathtub? Like?
Speaker 3: Is it the fear of the bathtub or is it
Speaker 3: the fear of like bathing in general? Because the shower
Speaker 3: is different than like.
Speaker 1: It's not like a fear. It's like I don't want
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be in a bathtub at all,
Speaker 3: You're what, I'm not trying to be at a bathtub.
Speaker 3: I like a shower, but I'm not trying to be
Speaker 3: in a bathtub of water.
Speaker 1: When I was single, back in the day, I would
Speaker 1: film all day long night on two and zero. I
Speaker 1: would come home to my apartments at night. I would
Speaker 1: make myself a bubble bath, and I would submerge myself
Speaker 1: in that bubble bath. I had a good old time.
Speaker 1: So No, I used to love my baths. They were very,
Speaker 1: very cathartic for me. But I've never been a bather
Speaker 1: that came out wrong. I'm a clean person. No, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I've told I think this all goes this is all connected.
Speaker 1: So I've told you I don't sweat, correct, right, okay,
Speaker 1: And I've told you I've never had bodily odor. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I think this might all somehow be connected. Like it's
Speaker 1: really weird that I mean now like going through like
Speaker 1: monopas and shit, like I've had the sweats and stuff.
Speaker 1: But before that, I'm telling you I i'd run a
Speaker 1: marathon like I ever did that.
Speaker 2: If you were totally dehydrated from.
Speaker 1: Not drinking, and I would not break a sweat. People
Speaker 1: would be like, oh my gosh, like my makeup, Like
Speaker 1: I'd be in scenes in human weather and all the
Speaker 1: other actors they had to put powder and they were like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, because they're sweating through their makeup, and
Speaker 1: makeup artists would come and be like your makeup staying
Speaker 1: flawlessly on your skin, like you're not even you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a Jewish girl, schitzing. One might glowing, but yeah, nothing, nothing,
Speaker 1: And then if I ever, I never use deodorant, and
Speaker 1: like to this day, like I don't have to use deodorant,
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I do it to be cool because
Speaker 1: I want to fit in, but I actually, you know what,
Speaker 1: I use old spice because it reminds me it's my
Speaker 1: husband used old spice, and it's a particular one and
Speaker 1: I really enjoy the smell of it, and even though
Speaker 1: we're not together anymore, just like that smell, like it
Speaker 1: brings back good memories and like it's yeah, so I
Speaker 1: still use it, and I know that's not the kind
Speaker 1: you're supposed to use. And my kids, my girls use
Speaker 1: like you know, the natural ones and the rock crystal,
Speaker 1: oh god, all all that stuff great, which I totally support,
Speaker 1: but I'm just og and and I don't ever use it. Basically,
Speaker 1: it kind of just like my water just sits on
Speaker 1: the shelf. But yeah, the only time, and I've said
Speaker 1: this before, I think the only time I ever got
Speaker 1: body odor was when I was pregnant, and it would
Speaker 1: only be my left pit, and not that I like
Speaker 1: smell my armpits, but you know, if you're ever sweating,
Speaker 1: even though I never sweat, never had smell, never had
Speaker 1: bo you know, you are so conditioned to see people
Speaker 1: being like, oh, checking to see if they smell because
Speaker 1: they've been sweating.
Speaker 2: So I would just do it just again to fit in.
Speaker 1: And I remember the first time I like smelled him,
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa. It was so exciting. I was like,
Speaker 1: what's the smell? And I actually liked the smell of it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like terrible, it was just like that's new,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it turned out I was pregnant and it
Speaker 1: would go away. It would only be like the first
Speaker 1: month of pregnancy, but and only the left pit, and
Speaker 1: it was always right when I got pregnant, back to water.
Speaker 1: So I have said that I've self diagnosed myself that
Speaker 1: it's a control thing that I'm like, well, sometimes maybe
Speaker 1: being dramatic, my life feels so out of control. It's
Speaker 1: the only thing that I can control is hydrating myself.
Speaker 1: So maybe maybe mister miss missus, miss therapist, maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: I've self diagnosed myself. It's a control factor and I
Speaker 1: just am sabotaging myself to not be hydrated. Don't know
Speaker 1: that a thing.
Speaker 3: I think it's a thing. You're clearly doing it, so
Speaker 3: it's a thing you can do. You're probably not the
Speaker 3: first you can really.
Speaker 1: I mean, people say they hate water. I've heard a
Speaker 1: lot of people because I'm always like, I hate water.
Speaker 1: Because I'm the type of person I have to call
Speaker 1: it out. So if I'm a you know, a restaurant
Speaker 1: or getting drinks with people, and I have to say, oh,
Speaker 1: I hate water when the way or a waitress us,
Speaker 1: would you like water? I even have to tell them
Speaker 1: I hate water and they're like, I don't care. Sparkler's
Speaker 1: still And I'm like, which one are you bitches in
Speaker 1: this group is gonna say tap? I'm gonna be pissed anyway, But.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about like gatorade or like liquid
Speaker 3: IV in your water, our emergency in your water, or
Speaker 3: like what is that vitamin water? Like are any of
Speaker 3: those okay? Or no? Because the word water's on it
Speaker 3: is it the word water too.
Speaker 1: No, I just I just am not a fan of
Speaker 1: liquids in general. I'm never thirsty. What's the animal that
Speaker 1: doesn't get thirsty? Camel?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, but they store their liquid in their pumps.
Speaker 3: Oh you're not storing liquid anywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't think, so I'm pretty sure for you, like
Speaker 1: wringed me out, like nothing will come out. Luke Perry
Speaker 1: used to call me Camel because he said I had
Speaker 1: the longest eyelashes. I was super young, so I was like, wait, Camel,
Speaker 1: is that a bad thing? He's like, no, they have
Speaker 1: the most beautiful eyes, the most beautiful eyelashes. So I
Speaker 1: think funly about Camel's never written one, always wanted to.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they just store water, so I guess that's
Speaker 1: me and oh my gosh. And then if I do
Speaker 1: drink liquids, I have repee because my body's like what
Speaker 1: did you just do?
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 1: And my body's like get it out now, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: but I never used to have to pee, like I
Speaker 1: would go hours and hours and hours and just not
Speaker 1: peak because I wasn't drinking water. But I'd like to
Speaker 1: solve it because I feel like, you know, I'm fifty
Speaker 1: one like at some point it's going to catch up
Speaker 1: with me, like I got to get used to it.
Speaker 1: And but no, but liquids are not a thing. Like
Speaker 1: I just will take a sip, even my diet doctor
Speaker 1: pepper that I love, which I'm kind of weird off of.
Speaker 1: Now I'll take a sip and put a can down,
Speaker 1: which is so wasteful. So I start getting those mini cans,
Speaker 1: which costs more, which is not effective on the economy.
Speaker 2: But like it's just like.
Speaker 1: I don't know one I'm a one sip wonder. Basically,
Speaker 1: anything you give me, I'm going to take one sip of.
Speaker 1: Except oddly enough, if I'm socially out and we're having alcohol,
Speaker 1: I will drink it. But I think that comes from
Speaker 1: more of a social aspect and like talking and you're
Speaker 1: having a meal, so great wine as part of the conversation.
Speaker 1: And also, you know, you feel like gives you liquid courage,
Speaker 1: like you know, you have a drink and you feel,
Speaker 1: you know, a little not as anxious socially. And I'm
Speaker 1: kind of that person, I guess. But yeah, if I'm
Speaker 1: home alone, like I'm not even alcohol Like I'm not
Speaker 1: drinking anything, not thirsty.
Speaker 2: Shoot, I said that now I'm thirsty. Wait, I've red bull.
Speaker 1: I'm okay. So what do you think about all this?
Speaker 3: I think you've talked yourself into this. Yeah. Do any
Speaker 3: of your kids share the same fear? Are they recognized
Speaker 3: it in you?
Speaker 1: Nope, I think because I didn't, because it's not really
Speaker 1: a fear. It's just like I'm like, I don't like it,
Speaker 1: like an aversion, aversion, it's an aversion. I have an
Speaker 1: aversion to water. I have an aversion to liquids.
Speaker 3: Like, if you're on a vacation with the kids, are
Speaker 3: you going in the ocean?
Speaker 1: She doesn't go to the beach, Chrissy, Oh.
Speaker 3: That's another thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop stop, Like I'm never going to find a
Speaker 1: man after this, Like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I'm not an outdoorsy girl, but I'll try anything. I'm
Speaker 2: always gay.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I will go in the pool. I
Speaker 1: will go in the ocean. On my honeymoon with Dean,
Speaker 1: I went in the ocean. We were in Fiji and
Speaker 1: he was big into scuba diving, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. At the time, very fear of trying
Speaker 1: anything and not sports oriented. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: but I'm this is the new me. So I thought
Speaker 1: back then, and you know, I'm going into this marriage
Speaker 1: and I'm going to try things and go out there
Speaker 1: and live my life. So you know, they train you
Speaker 1: in the pool first and then they take you into
Speaker 1: the ocean. And I went down the very first time
Speaker 1: you took me down. I couldn't equalize, and I got
Speaker 1: the worst ear infection and spent the rest of my
Speaker 1: honeymoon there like horrible ear infection. I mean, couldn't fly home.
Speaker 1: We were in paradise though, so we weren't mad. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm not scared of the water.
Speaker 3: But your like new Bubble dating profile, it's going to
Speaker 3: be like likes long walks on the pathway looking at
Speaker 3: the ocean, like long walks on the beach. You're like
Speaker 3: long walks in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you lost me at long walks, Like I
Speaker 1: don't want to go. I don't fuck the beach. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go on a pathway. I don't want
Speaker 1: to go in the neighborhood. I don't want to walk.
Speaker 3: You one of those people who thinks, because I think
Speaker 3: running on purpose is ridiculous, Like why would you run
Speaker 3: on purpose? I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: And that's brilliant. Oh my god, that's a T shirt there.
Speaker 1: Why would you run on purpose?
Speaker 3: I hurt? Everything hurts. I'm like, where am I going?
Speaker 3: Like what do you do? Why are you run? Why
Speaker 3: are you running on purpose at the gym? Why are
Speaker 3: you running on purpose in place? Like just running on
Speaker 3: purpose in general? It's just a little.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I mean I don't run, I don't walk.
Speaker 1: I'm the girl that pulls into a target parking lot
Speaker 1: and I'm not taking the first space available. I will
Speaker 1: go around in circles you until someone comes out and
Speaker 1: moves a car that's literally parched right in front of
Speaker 1: the store. And my kids know this and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. It's gonna be another thirty minutes before
Speaker 1: we go in. But I'm I'm really good and I
Speaker 1: oh my my ex. He would always he's he's that
Speaker 1: person that as soon as he pulls into any you know,
Speaker 1: perking structure a lot, takes the first spot, doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how far away it is. And I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then it used to be a thing because he'd
Speaker 1: be like, I know, he's like, ugh, you want me
Speaker 1: to pull up to the front. We won't get a spot.
Speaker 1: We'll have to drive around for twenty minutes. Someone comes out.
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, please, and then or I do
Speaker 1: like no, be okay, but yeah, so so he would
Speaker 1: do it. But I'm just like I don't get those people.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean, like, be clever about this,
Speaker 1: And especially if you're going into shop and I you know,
Speaker 1: if I want a mission and I'm stucking up, you know,
Speaker 1: at the grocery store for the kids for the week,
Speaker 1: or I'm out like school shopping for them and I
Speaker 1: have a lot of bags, why would I want to
Speaker 1: just randomly take the spot that's like a football field away.
Speaker 1: I'm carry all the bags out and walk all that
Speaker 1: way when I can get right to my car. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to rationalize this because I'm lazy as fuck. But
Speaker 1: but the thing is now, I'm very good at being
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, you guys, we're not gonna just
Speaker 1: sit here and wait for someone to come out, like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I do wait for someone to come out, but I
Speaker 1: like to kind of look at people and know and
Speaker 1: like once in a while you'll still see people be
Speaker 1: like no, they put their hand up like sorry, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to the car. I'm I'm going back in.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not moving my car. But I'm good
Speaker 1: at like do they have a bag in hand? Do
Speaker 1: they look like, oh god, I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: I've just like spent an hour and target with all
Speaker 1: my kids, and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: I like to read the room or read the lot,
Speaker 1: and I read faces. I see what they're caring, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's follow that person. So I'm good at
Speaker 1: following people because I'm also the type that if I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for a spot pace waiting and someone comes up
Speaker 1: and wants to take it, I'm gonna let it go
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be super upset and bummed and talk
Speaker 1: to myself about it in the car and ransom rave.
Speaker 1: But I'll be like, Okay, poor me, they took my spot.
Speaker 1: Wompomp Hong Kong. Nope.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm not putting on a dating profile. Long walks
Speaker 1: on the beach. I mean I would like to say like, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Tori. I'm a tourist and I enjoy long walks
Speaker 1: on the beach, But you should say Hi, I'm Toy.
Speaker 1: I enjoy short walks in a parking lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a funny one. Also, can I make a
Speaker 3: park lot suggestion for you? Yeah, park near the cart returns.
Speaker 2: Why so you can put your cart right there?
Speaker 3: Yes, then you just have to like then because like
Speaker 3: I find it annoying to have to walk the cart
Speaker 3: somewhere after.
Speaker 1: Oh that's smart, that's smart, Jimor for a while a
Speaker 1: Duma they were like reporting it was like which celebrities
Speaker 1: didn't put their carts back at grocery store. That was
Speaker 1: like a thing. Yeah, I'd like to go on record
Speaker 1: and say way before that, like I'm that carmra girl.
Speaker 1: I always put my cart back and you know what
Speaker 1: it's an I always say like people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm putting the cart back, Like I'm not just leaving
Speaker 1: in here. But they put in like an open space
Speaker 1: next to a tree or next to the park. What
Speaker 1: is the cement parking thing? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I usually hit them, but like.
Speaker 3: The stops you oh yeah, they put the two front
Speaker 3: wheels over the top of that and somehow that's going
Speaker 3: to keep it safe.
Speaker 1: Or if you put pull your car in there, you
Speaker 1: can't fit your car in. I drive an SUV and
Speaker 1: it's like there's a cart right there, it can't go
Speaker 1: all the way in. But you know, I know there's
Speaker 1: like designated spots to return your carts like a target, yes,
Speaker 1: like you're talking about, but at grocery stores you actually
Speaker 1: typically have to walk it all the way back to
Speaker 1: the store. I always do it, always have my whole
Speaker 1: entire life. I'm good like that. So see I for
Speaker 1: a purpose for others, that's.
Speaker 3: Also good for your profile. So like short walks and
Speaker 3: parking lots or walking for a purpose, just not like
Speaker 3: a five k charity.
Speaker 1: Wait, but then I'm am I gonna then I'm no,
Speaker 1: I'd rather just donate we can, And then am I
Speaker 1: gonna track like dating down?
Speaker 2: Like people are like, oh parking lotch she does?
Speaker 1: She's not like can we say like short walks? Not
Speaker 1: themal short walks. I mean the fact of the matter
Speaker 1: is when and if I ever date again, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to suck it up. I'm gonna have.
Speaker 2: To be that girl at least for the first like good.
Speaker 1: Six months where I'm gonna have to like throw myself
Speaker 1: into it and do walks And oh god.
Speaker 3: Why why do you do that? Why can't you just
Speaker 3: be like, this is who I am, so like be like, listen,
Speaker 3: I like to park towards the front of I don't
Speaker 3: want to go for a long walk right now tonight.
Speaker 3: I would rather sit at home and cook a steak.
Speaker 3: That's what I would rather do. And also, I don't
Speaker 3: want to drink the water you just brought me from
Speaker 3: a fresh rivers war. I would rather have a tiny
Speaker 3: diet Doctor Pepper and just be yourself off the bat
Speaker 3: instead of trying to be something they want you to be.
Speaker 1: Wow, bad something I ever thought about. That's a whole
Speaker 1: new approach on life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if they don't like diet doctor Pepper tory, then
Speaker 3: they gotta go.
Speaker 1: I'm such a people pleaser, which I'm working on. Everyone
Speaker 1: knows that I'm baby steps, baby steps. Oh you know
Speaker 1: what I do? Like I like a kimbucha? Okay, terful,
Speaker 1: I love that sound. Keep doing it again. My daughter
Speaker 1: Sella has a thing and we all mess with her
Speaker 1: all the time that she can't be around puke. She
Speaker 1: can't be And a lot of people have this, like
Speaker 1: people can't be around puke. It's a thing. Like my
Speaker 1: mom was like that, she like if I was puking,
Speaker 1: like she couldn't or my brother, like my dad or
Speaker 1: nanny like and she felt really bad about it, but
Speaker 1: she was like, it makes me I have to start
Speaker 1: throwing up if I hear it or yeah, And I
Speaker 1: really thought I I kind of developed it like a fear,
Speaker 1: like you take on your parents' fears, so I kind
Speaker 1: of developed it until like, but I was always good
Speaker 1: at like holding my friend's hair back when they puked,
Speaker 1: because you gotta do what you gotta do, like when
Speaker 1: they were like in their twenties late teens, Bartles and
Speaker 1: James bringing it back again. But my daughter Stella is
Speaker 1: since birth and I've never told her like with kids now,
Speaker 1: like when they puke up. I totally got over it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: I'm in it to win it. But she if she
Speaker 1: hears even people and people make jokes like ooh like
Speaker 1: that sound, she will literally start gagging immediately and like
Speaker 1: have to run out of the room. She's like, stop stopping,
Speaker 1: you guys, I'm gonna literally throw up. And that's like
Speaker 1: a thing people have an aversion in a version. There's
Speaker 1: so many a versions today to like the sound of
Speaker 1: like that. So when we want to rile stell up.
Speaker 1: We just go.
Speaker 3: That. Yeah, that's an awesome sound for podcasting.
Speaker 1: Okay, So true story, Like I get a lot of freebies,
Speaker 1: a lot of swag. People want to send me stuff,
Speaker 1: and when Deane and I were together, he would always
Speaker 1: be like, oh, it's so great. And he one day
Speaker 1: he was like, this company wants to send me stuff
Speaker 1: and I can post for them and get free product.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's great, and it was Liquid.
Speaker 1: Death and then he's like you should try it, and
Speaker 1: I was like it was like a double entendra Like
Speaker 1: it wasn't just like he was handing me a liquid
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
Speaker 1: But he was handing me a liquid literally called Liquid Death,
Speaker 1: and I was like it's going to be me, you know,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, so with Death. I actually have drink it
Speaker 1: and I'm a big fan. It's actually really really it's
Speaker 1: really good, and my kids like it too.
Speaker 3: I'll make a call.
Speaker 1: Great sixty minutes ever get back to you.
Speaker 3: We're playing phone tech.
Speaker 1: Yeah,