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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject can you turn a garden tool into a husband?

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Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about a rake? All right? Right now,

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Speaker 1: it ain't no shovel. Tommy is here with today's praying

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Speaker 1: phone call. What's you got for? Is ness sary? Right here?

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Speaker 1: It's called condom cleaners. Oh, lower time cleaners think it is. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's what you. Thank you man, I'm about to sing

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Speaker 1: you into something that's right here. It's condom cleaners. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach TAMKAA. How are you doing? I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm bred from quality Cleaners. I'm the manager over here. Huh. Listen, um,

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Speaker 1: did you bring some clothes in this morning? Uh? No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't bring anything into you this morning. Okay, Well listen,

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Speaker 1: we we got an order that was dropped off this

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Speaker 1: morning here. Uh, it's a couple of suits, some business

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Speaker 1: shirts and a few other things. But there's actually been

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Speaker 1: some articles actually left in the clothing, so that down

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Speaker 1: he this morning. It was dropped off around seven this morning,

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Speaker 1: but we got it's got let's work. This looks about

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Speaker 1: a hundred bucks cash in the pocket, there's a couple

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Speaker 1: of business cards. Uh, there's there's a cup link here.

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Speaker 1: I looked all over, as only one cup link and

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Speaker 1: then there's two condoms in here. So I wanted to

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Speaker 1: see if you guys wanted me to put this in

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Speaker 1: a plastic bag or something and have it. Have it?

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Speaker 1: Can you repeat what was left in there? Again? Well,

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Speaker 1: like I said, we got a Uh it's like right

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Speaker 1: out of Hunter maybe hunting five bucks of cash. Uh,

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Speaker 1: there's a business card from an insurance company. There's another

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Speaker 1: business are for um, what is this? This is? Uh?

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Speaker 1: What else was left right right? I'm trying to tell

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Speaker 1: you about all the business cards. I don't I'm not

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Speaker 1: interested in the business card because you said something else. Okay, No,

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Speaker 1: there's a coup link that we can't We can't find

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Speaker 1: the other cup link if it's here. We're looking all

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Speaker 1: but we don't see that either. What else is in

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Speaker 1: this pocket? Like I said, you got you got a

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars in here? There's some no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you have said something to me. Yes, there's business cards.

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Speaker 1: There's an insurance cards, some business cards. You said something else?

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Speaker 1: A couple link. Now there's a coup link in here

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Speaker 1: that we can Oh, okay, what the last There's two

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Speaker 1: condoms in here? Hello? What did did you say? Like

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Speaker 1: I said, there's a hundred dollars in here? Business? Did

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Speaker 1: you say? Did you say there was some condoms in there?

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Speaker 1: There's two? There's two extra large condoms in here. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm just trying to dodge this all the

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Speaker 1: stuff that you had just said that that was in

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Speaker 1: my husband's pocket. Now you sure that this is my husband,

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Speaker 1: Chris Chris? Uh? Well it has I mean maybe you

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Speaker 1: know the idols man, this is there's a there's a

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Speaker 1: gray suit. There's also a solid blue suit. That's that

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Speaker 1: sounds from that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding that

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Speaker 1: some condoms. The phone the phone number that I called,

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Speaker 1: the number that attached to this actual order. So I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is the number we have on file? Is this

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Speaker 1: is this his number? Or your home number? Was your sayal?

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Speaker 1: What the number is this? This is our house number?

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Speaker 1: I just don't believe you know what what you're telling me,

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Speaker 1: because we just celebrated our our anniversary last week, is

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Speaker 1: this is what? What? What? What? What I mean What's

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Speaker 1: what's wrong? Man? What's wrong? What? First of all, we

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Speaker 1: that calling me talking about he got condoms left in

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Speaker 1: his soup coat pocket. I'm not under I'm oh, I

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Speaker 1: know he ain't cheating on me. Well not not, I

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Speaker 1: mean not necessarily. I mean you know they could have

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Speaker 1: been there. Why why he nis in his pocket? I

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Speaker 1: just don't make any damn sense. If we're married and

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Speaker 1: we don't use condo doesn't want to What do you

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Speaker 1: have kindles in his pocket? I don't know, ma'am. You'd

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Speaker 1: have to talk to Chris about that one. Now. I

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Speaker 1: guess my main reason is it you want me to

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Speaker 1: wait a minute. I wanted to know did you did

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Speaker 1: you clean anything here? Did you clean the sup? No,

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Speaker 1: we haven't clean it. I just I just start I'm

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Speaker 1: starting stuffing on. I don't want you. I don't want

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Speaker 1: the damn condos. I want you to put it in

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Speaker 1: the bag. I want you to put it in the bag.

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Speaker 1: Don't clean nothing, because I'm gonna come up there and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick everything up. Okay. I mean I'll be

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Speaker 1: here all things. Like I said, my name is Brad,

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Speaker 1: and I'll be here if you want me to um.

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Speaker 1: If you want me to put him to the side,

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Speaker 1: I won't clean him. I'll just put him to the

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Speaker 1: ye had when you dropped them all. Chris, I don't

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Speaker 1: believe this. I didn't give this many good years of

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Speaker 1: my life and he's gonna turn around cheat on me.

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Speaker 1: You make sure you don't clean up, because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say it. Side on my damn self. You put on

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Speaker 1: that in the back. I'm gonna call my job and

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Speaker 1: let him. No. I'm not coming in today to slow down.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to get to get to hysterical.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know you're getting a little I regular you, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm gonna be all right. I am gonna

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Speaker 1: to be all right when I get up there. Who

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Speaker 1: Chris is gonna get That's all I got to say.

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Speaker 1: You make sure you have all that stuff not clean.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to clean it. I want you

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Speaker 1: to put on that other that you said that you

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Speaker 1: found in the pocket. You put that in the bad

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Speaker 1: because Chris is I don't know who do you think? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Mr Minka, would you like for me to call Chris.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you no, no, no, no, Bobby, I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to go no. Man, wait minute, wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait. My name is Brad. I'm Brad. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a damn what your name is. So I really

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Speaker 1: don't okay, because Chris is gonna get up. You just

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Speaker 1: put everything in the backside like I had asked you to.

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Speaker 1: I am all my way down there and Chris, no,

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Speaker 1: this ain't going down this way. We just renewed our

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Speaker 1: vows and man's that don't condoms coming three and you

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Speaker 1: know what they're talking about, dens to. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: not understanding that I know how to do my math. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Chris is gonna get when you get home tonight. Here's

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Speaker 1: here's something else in the pocket too. There's a note

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Speaker 1: in here. No, what does this day? Okay? Man, you

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Speaker 1: know what? This has gotten way way out of hand.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do and you need a quick

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Speaker 1: telling many rocket would you mean that to me? Not

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Speaker 1: a fact? I want that in the bad too. The

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Speaker 1: more evidence I have the better off is gonna be

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Speaker 1: from me? What did the note say? The note says,

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Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Your husband Chris got me to play called shoot what

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Speaker 1: oh go? Chris was about to die tonight. I was

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Speaker 1: we was gonna have a bribe in his honor? Do

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Speaker 1: you Johnny, do you hear me? Oh my god, Christ

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Speaker 1: believe to me? Oh my god? Oh Tommy, hey, baby

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Speaker 1: radio show, the La Steve Morning Show. Baby Steve fas

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Speaker 1: doing this show. How y'all feeling about that? I go

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Speaker 1: to how are you Tommy? Did you hear her breath? Change?

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Speaker 1: Just at it right here? Man? Wait? What did you

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Speaker 1: just say? Oh? I was feeling her every step of

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Speaker 1: the way. Man coming back at three? Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm only stupid when I'm pranking. Okay, I'll person objection.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you what game this is where you

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Speaker 1: can catch me being intelligent? Okay, Ready to Love? I

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Speaker 1: am in production. We have started season two, So y'all

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Speaker 1: getting ready. I'm gonna give you the play by play,

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Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is in production. Get ready.

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Speaker 1: Season two was on the way. Ready to Love on

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Speaker 1: the Own Network. Only on Own, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: miss it out a brand new cast to twenty people,

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Speaker 1: and your host will be there, the one and only

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Speaker 1: Thomas Miles, So don't miss out. Ready to Love coming

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Speaker 1: this fall. I can't wait. I love that show. You're

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Speaker 1: really good in it, Tommy, thank you, thank you. Nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter. For today's subject,

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Speaker 1: can you turn a garden tool into a husband? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that is a subject and we'll delve into that, the

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Speaker 1: three of us right after this