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Speaker 1: There's a guy next to my penis because I was

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Speaker 1: how dum kidding? He just got drunk lass night. He's

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Speaker 1: hung over? All right? Oh the one to three so loser?

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I'm Lunchbox. I know the most about sports.

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Speaker 1: I know the least about sports, but I'm your average

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Speaker 1: aren't you playing laughter you know, short or third. You

420
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,000
Speaker 1: know a lot of balls going there. And he goes, no,

421
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,120
Speaker 1: left field. We got some dumb ass out there. Dude

422
00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:53,080
Speaker 1: won't stay off his phone. Dude, I was living from

423
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,240
Speaker 1: left field. Did you did you catch any balls out there? Yeah?

424
00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:00,240
Speaker 1: I caught one, miss judge one and Kane caught it. Coach,

425
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,359
Speaker 1: I was a disaster. You judged how like you were

426
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,879
Speaker 1: too shallow or well he was? He played deep. He's like,

427
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,040
Speaker 1: I got your back. You got everything up front, and

428
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 1: I meant definitely misjudged it and he had booked it

429
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,720
Speaker 1: back and caught it. There was a couple of times

430
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,800
Speaker 1: when I was supposed to like, I gotta say this

431
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,040
Speaker 1: in my defense is a terrible excuse. Their color was green,

432
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,400
Speaker 1: a green jersey. They looked like the infield, so when

433
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,640
Speaker 1: they were rounding the bases, I couldn't tell where people

434
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 1: were at on the base pass. Yeah, a couple of

435
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,800
Speaker 1: times he threw behind the runner allowed us to advance

436
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,639
Speaker 1: to the next base. A couple of ground balls. He's

437
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,680
Speaker 1: too busy. He had his phone in his hand, so

438
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,359
Speaker 1: he couldn't I couldn't hit the transfer from thee. I

439
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 1: threw the ball with my glove to Chris because he

440
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,199
Speaker 1: had the phone. Dude. I was just trying to make

441
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:43,920
Speaker 1: it creative because I'm not a professional baseball player. People

442
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 1: just come there to see people crushed the ball, which

443
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 1: I was never gonna do. Maybe if I warmed up

444
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 1: for an entire year like those guys did, duck worse

445
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,479
Speaker 1: than the boys. They were there. They were dude, they

446
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,320
Speaker 1: were practicing a Somebody goes, yeah, they've been here for

447
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 1: two hours taking back. He like, it must be nice, dude,

448
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,159
Speaker 1: I was taking a nap from my first job. You

449
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 1: said hard he went yard? Is that like a legit yard?

450
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 1: He hit it? I mean the home run? Hard hit this? No,

451
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,119
Speaker 1: but I mean he hit this name. I mean he

452
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 1: probably hits the warning track. Oh yeah, did anyone go

453
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 1: over the fence? No warning track? You go, you go

454
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,240
Speaker 1: to sounds still to the warning track, but it's on

455
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 1: the way the way down, like that's the legiti. No,

456
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 1: it's still it would take him another would have he

457
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 1: would have to get it higher for another ten to

458
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 1: I mean that's still a long duckman wasn't close close.

459
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,879
Speaker 1: I mean he was crushing the hell out of the

460
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: Uitland Finn again hit one really far, but not any nowhere. Yeah,

461
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 1: he used to play defensive back. He didn't like a joke.

462
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: I said, there was a tight call at home, and

463
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,719
Speaker 1: we're all arguing it. I mean, they're pretty damn serious.

464
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 1: And I go, man, they don't have the NFL replay

465
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 1: cameras here. And he didn't even like laugh at He

466
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,120
Speaker 1: just looked at me, like, what are you talking about?

467
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 1: I know they don't. I made a joke about him

468
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,959
Speaker 1: because back in the day made jokes about him his

469
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 1: face on the mic in front everybody. I was like,

470
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: don't mess with coraland thing or someone was doing something.

471
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, he'll just rip your helmet off, because

472
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 1: he ripped Andre Johnson's helmet off and punched him back

473
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 1: in the day. And what do you say? Could you

474
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:14,400
Speaker 1: never say anything to me? He nothing nothing. You said

475
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: something to one of the guys. You're like, oh, you

476
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,360
Speaker 1: guys get a cheat, like the Astros. They say they

477
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 1: were interviewing Jimmy Allen for something in and he's like Jimmy,

478
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, maybe even sometimes we gotta cheat,

479
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,679
Speaker 1: because if you ain't cheering, you ain't trying. And I

480
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: walked by just as the Astros. It was busting one liners.

481
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 1: They'll hook you up with like big league chewing stuff.

482
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 1: They had bags and chips, gatorade and some beer. That

483
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 1: beer back there, so they had two tubs. My dumbass.

484
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: The first six innings there's a tub of water and gatorade.

485
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 1: I'm getting waters and then I see ranch waters in

486
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 1: the dugout and I'm like, oh, Ernest and all them

487
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 1: are investors. Their buddy Mike stud is like a massive

488
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: partner with Ranchwater. Yeah, so I was like, damn your

489
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 1: boy stud Yeah, Mike Stud, Ernest Hardy, they all run together.

490
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 1: The guy that Ray was going to go to his

491
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 1: concert but he couldn't because it was on a Wednesday

492
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 1: night and all these artists we're gonna be there. But

493
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 1: these skis Mike Studd, Hardy, Earnest Hell, Throwing Tinpenny and

494
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 1: Johnny Manzel, Bob Menory, they're all boys. Okay. I'm like, oh,

495
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: wall in him for so Trace Chase, Rice Sam Hunt.

496
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: But they I thought they had a twelve. I thought

497
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 1: they had a twelver Ranchwater and I'm like, damn, they

498
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 1: didn't even offer me a ranchwater. Alright, that's cool. I

499
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: really did think this that they were all just drinking

500
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: off from this. I go to see it. There's two tubs.

501
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 1: One of the tubs full. It is flush of alt water.

502
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 1: I found it out in the seventh inning. I had

503
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:40,640
Speaker 1: to drive. The best part though, is should I name

504
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 1: the individual? I don't know if I should, doesn't matter.

505
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 1: Sitting on the bench, pulls out a ball, smoking it

506
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: up and they're like, what the hell are you doing?

507
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: Like the management, the people at they're like, you can't

508
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: do that. You can't do that, He's all right, So

509
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: he put it behind his back and walks over to

510
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: the other dugout. They bust him in my dug out.

511
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: The other and the lady it was dead serious. She

512
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: had a headset on and she goes, hey, we just

513
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 1: saw you all walk all the way across the field

514
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: with the BA and it's a family event, and they're like,

515
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 1: if security sees that we're in deep trouble. He's like,

516
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,959
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Puts it behind his back,

517
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? What are you talking about?

518
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: Not naming the name? Will you remember? You remember that dude?

519
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 1: We played with the staining guy Aaron Lewis Yadd was

520
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 1: token out on the outfit the outing Saturday morning that game.

521
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 1: I think the night ones are better. It just sucks

522
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 1: that we had to work the next day. Hey, how

523
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 1: true is it though? The lights? Like? Do the lights

524
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 1: blind you when that? When that pop flight comes up?

525
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: Now it's easier. It's a white ball in the night sky.

526
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: A bunch of bullshit. Then yeah, well we played with

527
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: a yellow ball, neon green ball, so that is different.

528
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 1: But I have to say that our team and they

529
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: never put us on the same different team was lunch

530
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: and I wasn't even on the team. To don't worry, coach,

531
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: and then they go, oh, ray, you're on the white team.

532
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: I knew nobody on the white team. So we had

533
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 1: Riley Green, Eric Decker, Shawn Booth Overton a good team coach. Yeah,

534
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: it was even for four innings and then we just

535
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: blew the doors off of it. Here's what happened. Our

536
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: team trying to jack everything. Pop fly, pop fly, pop fly.

537
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 1: Their team hardy Um Jamison Rogers. They hit line drive,

538
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: line drive, line drive. I can't catch those. And you

539
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: want all these jacks. They got some good hits, but

540
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 1: I mean, don't fool yourself. I mean, came brown. There

541
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: was a couple he just hit little piddlers. You have

542
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: these big old jet guys. Baseball is an amazing sport

543
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: because it's all about just having the perfect balance, perfect

544
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: level swing. You know, there was multiple big gas dudes,

545
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: little dribblers in the infield where our buddy, I mean

546
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: he played high school ball and everything, and I mean

547
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 1: he didn't hit very well. Yeah, Hey, the key is

548
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: that strike out? Because it wasn't Oh duck coat, how

549
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 1: do you strike out? Well, I guess if you've got

550
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: four foul Riley in coaches, they've not du do hit

551
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: seven foul balls in a row. But the rule was

552
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: that you can only hit four and that's an out.

553
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: But he was steadfast and still getting his bat because

554
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: it was close in the game, so it's not a

555
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: fair way to get out. So he just stood in

556
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: the box and wouldn't get out. I mean, he got

557
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: foul in it and foul in it, and one he

558
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: ripped foul. I thought I was gonna kill someone in

559
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: the stands. It went over the net, It went past

560
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 1: the net, and it was like right over the tarp

561
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: and it hit off the tarp. And then when you realize,

562
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 1: you know, you think you can just they're they're animals,

563
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,439
Speaker 1: animals in the zoo. You feel like you can do

564
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: whatever you want to him until the zoo, you know,

565
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 1: the cage comes down. Well, like Duckworth, I was like

566
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: holding four le Riley green. Yeah, so I'm I went.

567
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: I was about two ft from his face, dude, and

568
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm holding four up like that's four foul balls. Mother.

569
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: You went up to him, Oh, I was right there.

570
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: And then dude, when he stared a hole right through me.

571
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 1: I go, all right, that's when the joke ended. I

572
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: went back to the duck. It's like, where's that ranchwater

573
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: or you wrenchwater man. Yes, some of these guys, I

574
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: got a different memo. I thought it was a celebrity event.

575
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: You have fun with the kids, you throw some balls,

576
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 1: you act like a jackass. These dudes were there to

577
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: win it. Yeah, they don't give a crowd. It was fun, though.

578
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: This one checked the bar stool chick. I don't even

579
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: know that one of them was. One of them was

580
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: Hannah something. Hannah, Hannah bar stool Hannah put Hannah golf

581
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: bar stool Hannah Cook. Yeah, dude, she dove and made

582
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: a catch you only see in the major leagues in

583
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,719
Speaker 1: the second base. She closed her eyes, dove and caught it,

584
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 1: and she got the Golden Glove. She got the defensive

585
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: play of the game. You see that. Hannah Cooked. Yeah,

586
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: and she's apparently an amazing golfer too. Yeah, so that

587
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: was the rap on the not as crazy as stories

588
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: as last year, but yeah, she was on the team.

589
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: Yeah really, dude, I was so busy doing my video recordings,

590
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: I mean Instagram hot or legit hot. No, they were

591
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: nice girls. I told I told him, I said, asking

592
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: you a question, dude. They were good because okay, because

593
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: Instagram hot is hot, dude. But I'm telling you, I

594
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: was so busy jack around my phone trying to do

595
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: content for people. But but I didn't even realize that

596
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: we had a talented team in a lot of ways.

597
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: Didn't get your log in here. Like right before the game,

598
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there talking to Overton. He was like, on paper,

599
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: we should crush these guys on paper, on paper. I

600
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: didn't realize all those guys could ball like that during pandemic, Hardy,

601
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: Tim Penny, Ernest, they all played on a softball team

602
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: together like wreck. Yes, they would play in the little

603
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: than that explains I haven't picked up a bad in

604
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: eighteen years. It I'm actually impressing myself. I mean I

605
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: swung three times, hit the ball three times. I haven't

606
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: picked up a bat. I didn't even have an eff

607
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: and glove. Did they give you? You should know then

608
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: they did last year, but they did not this year.

609
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: Did you take your glove? No, because I didn't plan

610
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: on the last way. They didn't put you in right,

611
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: didn't have one. You want to feel like not a

612
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: man going up to somebody to tim Berney, Hey man,

613
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: I don't have a glove, dude. I mean, I'm just

614
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: like you had to borrow Timny glove. Wait, so everyone

615
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: knew needed a glove, well and I didn't. Yeah, and

616
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: I guess you guys, dude, and I didn't have a

617
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: last year. The last few years i've played in the

618
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: celebrity self gloves, they've had gloves and I didn't have

619
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: a person to warm up with. So you want to

620
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: know what you want to know that feeling? You know

621
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: that feeling. We just don't know where to put your hands, coach.

622
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: So I'm just acting like I'm doing what's up to

623
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: the fans. I had nobody to play catch with because

624
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: they were on the other team. They're on the other team, Dude,

625
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: that was me growing up. Dude, you do pop flies

626
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: to yourself. I was acting like I was the catcher

627
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: and I was throwing out dude, so awkward. You could

628
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: cut the awkward this with a butter night against the

629
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Speaker 1: backstop net. I go to the outfield because me and

630
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Speaker 1: Kane were really close to each other because left field

631
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Speaker 1: was popping the entire night. Kane Kane autograph Kane ball

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Speaker 1: cane autograph. I'm not five ft away, Act like I'm

633
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: tying my shoe trying to bat, and right got down

634
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,479
Speaker 1: and starting to push ups in the outfield. Dude, Jane's

635
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: signed autographs. He's signing people's babies over there, and not

636
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Speaker 1: one person is saying anything to me. So I just

637
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: had to act like I was doing other stuff. I'm

638
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: doing push ups, I'm putting grass back in. I was

639
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: acting like it was a you know, I've had it,

640
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Speaker 1: tell it at the stap it down, pour on it.

641
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: You just gotta act so right. And right rolled in

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Speaker 1: with the Jack Peters, right rolled in with the Jack

643
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Speaker 1: Peterson pearls, more pearls. Guy, bad bitch, Oh my god,

644
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Speaker 1: and know what, had any idea what they meant. I

645
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Speaker 1: was like those they're great, and everyone's like, well, I'm

646
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Speaker 1: getting I'm like Jack Atlanta Braves. He got traded like

647
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Speaker 1: he's a Dodger now right now he's a Giant now

648
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: he is Jack Peterson. Yes, a double trade. He was

649
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: on the Dodgers, the Cubs. He went to the Cubs,

650
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: Cubs straight into the into the Braves. You can't even

651
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: keep up with that. Crap is so funny. But Yeah,

652
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: she the girl that you're talking about. Cole is her

653
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: last day. She's really cool. Dude, look Natalie Cole. Maybe no,

654
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: that's that's another person. Paulina Cole. Oh, Paulin Nicole. I

655
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: don't know Cole. Wait what what? What? What is she from?

656
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: She is sponsored by Mazzuno. She's a volleyball girl. And

657
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: I met her last year at the game and so

658
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, one year reunion and she is

659
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: Julia Cole, Julia Cole. That is it sailed one of

660
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: the names. What she did play softball? She know she was, Yeah,

661
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: she played, but she's a volleyball girl. She signed a

662
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: Mazzuno and yeah, she's good looking too. Cool man. What's

663
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,959
Speaker 1: her name? Julia Cole? Julia cook up my buddies future

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Speaker 1: wife Melanie and put NFL reporter Melanie NFL reporter, dude, Melanie,

665
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: do we already do a cook Yeah? We did handle

666
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Speaker 1: Melanie Collins. Yes, so my buddy, dude, my buddy goes,

667
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: what do you guys have me google in here? My

668
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: team was talented so many that my boys texting me

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Speaker 1: because I had my phone the entire paying to listen. Yes,

670
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: that was all my team And so I wonder you were,

671
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: and my buddy text me. He goes, hey, is Melanie

672
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: Collins as hot and person as she is from me

673
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: here in the third deck And I'm like, I don't know.

674
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. And so then he then he

675
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: started commenting on Instagram. He goes Melanie, He's like, had

676
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: a couple. He's like, Melanie Collins, will you please marry me? Dude?

677
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:32,239
Speaker 1: She saw all his stories because he tagged her and

678
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: you watched her watch them. No, but he goes, last

679
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: night he was tagging her, and then this morning he goes, dude,

680
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: Melanie Collins, you know, has me being an idiot kind

681
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: of drunk. He's like, she looked at all my stories

682
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: and it was like, Melanie Collins, when can we go

683
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: on our first day? And he was like taking pictures

684
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: over on the jumbo drawing. That's funny. So did it work?

685
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Speaker 1: She was awesome? I don't know. I don't know an update.

686
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: I gotta check my phone soon. That is hilarious. Oh

687
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: my gosh, speaking of women that are good at their job,

688
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: hey man almost lost his penis after they were driving

689
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: in Florida. He was getting oral sex and they crashed

690
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: head into a FedEx van. Oh, that's terrible, It's terrible.

691
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Speaker 1: Makes sense for the contact, I mean just imagine though.

692
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: So then she's sprawled out on the floor, pants her down.

693
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: She's in the middle of the intersection. Dude, already get

694
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Speaker 1: into a wreck. Is like it ruins your day. You're

695
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: just like, God, damn ruined my car? Man, I mean what, dude?

696
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: What did I do? And my penis is cut off? Brutal?

697
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: You think though, he's not gonna do it at a

698
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: busy intersection. I mean that's I mean, you're just driving, dude,

699
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Speaker 1: you're not gonna Just know. That's when you go in

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Speaker 1: the country. That's the type thing where you don't Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't do that the city. You do that in

702
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Speaker 1: a highway. No, it's like it's one of those where, yeah,

703
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: you know you're in the country, you're going slow. Do

704
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Speaker 1: you tell me if anybody comes by? No, no, no,

705
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: nobody's coming back near. There's nobody's coming a big trucks.

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Speaker 1: Let it down next to you. You're good. Hell I

707
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: do that in a busy city, though, dude, how about

708
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: the FedEx guy who boom? What the hell does he

709
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: and then he checks on him and there's like blood everywhere.

710
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 1: Let me how do I help h sir? You drop

711
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: this on this just in Tiger Woods to skip the

712
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: US Open. Yeah, we figured that he hands the play

713
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: he wants to play at St. Andrew's. Yeah, they said

714
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: that he needed to skip this one to prepare for

715
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: the next one. This one, I guess is very tough

716
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 1: on you. The next one's flat. Have you seen St.

717
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: Andrew's coach? It looks very hilly. It's flat. St Andrew's

718
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: is flat. Have you been? Yes, I was listening to

719
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 1: this expert you've never been. This dude that knows everything

720
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: on ESPN goes Yes. It would be very smart if

721
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Speaker 1: Tiger skips this one and goes to the next, and

722
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I have to repeat that on the show. Yeah.

723
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: You know that bunker at St. Andrew's only where you

724
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: can't see the top of, Like, yeah, get out of there,

725
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: Tiger dude. We would be in there for an hour

726
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: and get out. I mean the play is to just

727
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: hit it backwards. For sure, they go over it, but

728
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: our play is to just go backwards. Get out. And

729
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: Dustin Johnson is gone from the PGA tour. He has withdrawn,

730
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: he has canceled his PGA membership. He is now full time,

731
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: so is Michelson. And then let me tell you, well,

732
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Speaker 1: Michelson in full time yet he hasn't withdrawn his PGA

733
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Speaker 1: tour thing. He will, but also Dustin hasn't really one

734
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: one a little bit. Guys, that's not the point. They

735
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: obviously feel like this is a better situation for them.

736
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: I just want the golf was always just money. They

737
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: have a little bit of fun, but they love the money. Coach,

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Speaker 1: would you want to play golf every single day of

739
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 1: your life competitively? No, I'm sure it's a pain in

740
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: the app And I just learned the other day. The

741
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: tournaments Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, they get Monday off and

742
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: they start the next place on Tuesday. You just learned this, coach.

743
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: They do pro ams. I mean they have the you qualify.

744
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: If you're gonna qualify for the tournament, you gotta play

745
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: on Monday. Like if you're someone that's on you know,

746
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 1: if they have a qualifying tournament. You got practice rounds,

747
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: you gotta walk the course with your caddy and all

748
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 1: this whatever. Practice rounds, and then you got pro am.

749
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: Then you got your round round code, your round one.

750
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: But guys, I'm telling you there's something up with a

751
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: p g A. Phil Micholson tried to be vocal about

752
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: it got in trouble. What Phil Mickelson said, it's not

753
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: about the p g A with why he got in trouble.

754
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: He got in trouble. No, he got in trouble, but

755
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: because he said, yeah, so what the saudis they kill

756
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: people because they're gay. That's not that big deal. Same

757
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: thing as the PGA. You can't it's okay that I'm

758
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: playing for these horrible people. That they kill people because

759
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: they're gay, No big deal. That's where he got in trouble.

760
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: That's the bad stuff. He can criticize. No, no, no,

761
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: you're thinking he just criticized the PGA. That's why he

762
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: got in trouble. But his statement was was sane. So

763
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: does the PA. So does the PGA, So what's the difference. No,

764
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: the PGA does not kill people because they're gay. I

765
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: understand that that's not what he's saying. But he's saying

766
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: they're imperfect, they treat people like crap, they underpay players.

767
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 1: That's what he was basically is saying. Obviously, it's not

768
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: he was trying to be funny it was. It was

769
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: class list. It wasn't the right thing to say. I'm

770
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: not arguing about that. You're right about that. But he

771
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: was trying to expose the PGA by saying they suck too.

772
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 1: They're terrible. And I think now that you see most

773
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: people now more people leaving the PGA to go to

774
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 1: play for these kinds of nasty people. But and Lunchbox said,

775
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 1: at first, he goes, Okay, it's just Phil. We're not

776
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: seeing a massive they're moving boys. Didn't I see Kevin? Nah?

777
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: But but who is Kevin? It doesn't matter. Kevin doesn't

778
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: More and more, where is kevinna in the world ranking?

779
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Been actually playing pretty decent. No one,

780
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: you're hey, not take that back. No one says man

781
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: If kevinnas playing this tournament this weekend, I'm gonna buy tickets.

782
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: You're about Kevin. No one cares about that Schwartzel, No

783
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: one whatever that exactly, No one cares he's gone. No

784
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: one cares about Tiger Woods. No. Actually, Tiger Woods turned

785
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: out nearly a billion dollars to go play for them.

786
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: Why why? Who doesn't need the money. This segment would

787
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: be Johnson doesn't need the money, Yes he does. Hey,

788
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: if Tiger did it, this whole segment would have been different.

789
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: So everybody's heading over. You know, I don't blame the sides.

790
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: You know, all we need is about a couple more

791
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: big namers and it's gonna be nuts. P g A

792
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: is so thankful that Tiger did not go. Oh yeah

793
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 1: they are. They will be sucking his who's the next

794
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 1: guy to go? I would almost see it. But here's

795
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,479
Speaker 1: the thing. I did not realize that they will still

796
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: be able to play in the May. I bet you

797
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: Rom will go. Rom will go next because Sergio is

798
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: gone and he's Spaniard. Sergio doesn't matter, you guys, dumbask

799
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. Good God. You want to know

800
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: why they're going. These guys are going to be no, no, yes,

801
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: because because they're hold on, they're guaranteed money. There's no

802
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,720
Speaker 1: cut in those tournaments, so they're gonna make money every weekend.

803
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: And that's why they're going is because they're not good

804
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 1: enough to make the cut every weekend in the PGAs

805
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 1: Johnson is not good enough to make the cut every weekend,

806
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: Yes he is. He's as good as anyone else on

807
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: he's been playing craft. It doesn't matter. He's making cuts. Guys,

808
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: he plays still Sunday even though the Jordan's making cuts,

809
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: even though he's not winning even close to But that's

810
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Dustin Johnson is the only one that

811
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: went because he got paid over a hundred million dollars.

812
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: They can't pay every player a hundred million dollars to

813
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: go money they have, right, but they're not worried about

814
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: the current guys. They're trying to influence the middle schoolers,

815
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: the high school that's where they're going to get the

816
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: people is the younger generation. These guys. They're getting the

817
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: guys at the end of their career after no one

818
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: cares about Lee Westwood. Lee Westwood isn't relevant. He doesn't

819
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: make much money on the PGA Tour, so he's like, man,

820
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,240
Speaker 1: I'll just go over there and every tournament I make money. Great.

821
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: They're not shooting for Snedeker. Snedeker is gonna be playing

822
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: me and he's just like us. In ten years. They're

823
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: going for the high schoolers. If cool Dustin Johnson goes,

824
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: then maybe a high schooler will be influenced to go. Yes,

825
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: that's why I think I need a list, Hey, do

826
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: you need a list of who's who's gone? Okay, let's

827
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: look it up. Who has gone to the l i V,

828
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: has left for the l i V, And have they

829
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: considered has the l i V considered? What if they

830
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: picked a random guy from a muni, The top player

831
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: at the muni gets to go over there and just

832
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 1: get annihilated, but he's part of it. It's it's something

833
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: to watch. Yeah, it's a it's a uh, Cinderella story.

834
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: It's a Cinderella story. They pick up the McCabe guy's tincup,

835
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: dude's going to dupie. It's a numbers thing, lunch, it's

836
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: a numbers thing. It doesn't it's not about names right now.

837
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: They're just trying to get a whole freaking league started

838
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: with star power. They don't have star power with Lee

839
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: Westwood is not start Johnson. Sergio Garcia hasn't been relevant

840
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: in six It doesn't matter. Neither neither has Dustin Johnson's

841
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: dating the hottest girl on tour. Hey, neither Mary neither

842
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: is Joe Montana. But if Joe Montana shows up to

843
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: play football, everybody like, oh my gosh, that's crazy. Joe

844
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,879
Speaker 1: want Dans playing football doesn't matter. The name is there,

845
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy? The Dustin Johnson is going over It's awesome. Okay,

846
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 1: that's a start. That's a start. I means he can't

847
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: play the Ryder Cup. That's awesome. Well, and here's the deal.

848
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: Dustin's married to Paulina. She's an influencer. She's gonna influenced girls.

849
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: Girls are then going to tell their boyfriends if they

850
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: play on a tour. Hey, you should go over there.

851
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: Dustin did it? Why aren't you doing it? It's the

852
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: start of it's a ripple efflact. I don't know if

853
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: you guys have ever heard of butterfly effect. Yeah, butterfly wings,

854
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: but the ripples more water. Brandon Grace, that's a big one. Hey,

855
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: man him all the time. We're gonna miss that guy.

856
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to know when it's gonna be

857
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: on our apps? Yes, I will be betting that. Is

858
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: it gonna be on TV? It's gonna be exclusively Bovada.

859
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: It'll do a streaming. Will it be on TV? Yeah?

860
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: Where's it? And look it up? Where's where? Can you

861
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: watch the first line? But you're telling me they're gonna

862
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: put a hundred million in Dustin Johnson is not even

863
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: on TV. Of course it's gonna be. It's just gonna

864
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: be a local coach. They're gonna put it in al

865
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,720
Speaker 1: Ja Zera. Hey. You know PGA channels canna be like, hey,

866
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: instead of women's golf, we can always stream the l

867
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: I exactly, exactly it dude. Money just money controls everything,

868
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: every everybody. Let's talk about standards. Oh, you have standards,

869
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: and now the money's right. We draw a line in

870
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: the sand. Dustin John's like, I'll go see guys out.

871
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: She's out. You guys busted me over here for the

872
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: white stuff. You can watch it on Live Live golf

873
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: dot Com, YouTube and Facebook. There you go. Perfect, that's

874
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: where you can watch it. Great, that's not TV. Idiots.

875
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: You guys just y'all at me about how it's going

876
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: to TV. When you watch it on Amazon Prime, that's

877
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: still TV. I'm just saying, there is. It's not on

878
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: the not on NB see. But here's the difference. Is

879
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: it a you turned down my own mike, you were

880
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: screaming your ass off. It's here's the difference. Is it

881
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: YouTube TV or is it YouTube Because YouTube TV as

882
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: a beautiful picture YouTube. You have to search engine. It

883
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: looks like crap. If it's YouTube TV, that's just as

884
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: an appleptop or Apple I'm streaming on Facebook. Facebook. That's it.

885
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: There is no TV. You can't watch it on TV.

886
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: Well get there. So you guys just oh, you're gonna

887
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:38,280
Speaker 1: pay a hundred million dollars, Pay you drunk. He's hundred

888
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: million dollars. It's gonna be on you, dumb ass, not

889
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: on TV. You failure. So stupid Buck is gonna fly

890
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: down from New York and kick your Buck's gonna buck

891
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 1: your bucking ass. Goodness, gracious, I just love that. You

892
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: what's Clay gonna do? Nothing? But no, I don't even

893
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: know what it took a piss next him one it

894
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 1: you got a big ass beard, big old hair, Buck does. Yeah,

895
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: he kind of almost just looks like an overgrown frat boy.

896
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 1: I would tell that that's dubbed. You're thinking of dubbed dude.

897
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,479
Speaker 1: You know, I was in Tampa and I saw dub

898
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: even at a restaurant in Tampa. Hilarious dubs the audio

899
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: guy for his audio producer for Claim Buck right now.

900
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 1: I saw him and Tampa. He was part of his

901
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: sports show I don't ever see him in here anymore.

902
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: Ye one's in here anymore, dude, we know we're in here.

903
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: But I was at a restaurant Tampa, and I'm like, God,

904
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: do you even me my stick? Is that dubbed from

905
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 1: the bathroom walking to the bathroom? Dude? So I walked

906
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: up to his table and he's sitting there with like

907
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: twenty random people like, dub what up? Dude? There's it's awkward,

908
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: like everyone's like, who he is? This guy? I know

909
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 1: this dude from Nashville. We work, We're in the same building.

910
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: What was he doing? He was just hanging some friends.

911
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm just here for the weekend. Man, hanging some friends.

912
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: That's wild? Uh. Can we give a birthday shout out?

913
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: Happy birthday? Jessica Corse on cr S birthday last week?

914
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: Nice Jessica corson today, I'm way behind. I am sorry,

915
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: and I apologize. I apologize for throwing the pen and

916
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: almost killing that a pin. Was that? Oh my gosh,

917
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 1: you didn't even go into the sore losers thing about

918
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: our convention? How the schedule? Yeah, so Friday, I tried

919
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: to at the beginning, so they put posted online if

920
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: you go to c m a fast and then you're

921
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: typing close up. They'll give you a schedule of all

922
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: the people that are gonna do this CMA close up.

923
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: That's how you can come see us on Friday. And

924
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: there's a big gap where we weren't even put on

925
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 1: the schedule, to the point we even messaged upper management.

926
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: They're not responding because they realize we're not on the

927
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: schedule because every day at four o'clock they have what's

928
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: going on four o'clock on Friday when we are supposed

929
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,919
Speaker 1: to be doing our thing, we are not. There's nothing.

930
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: It's just a blank thing on their website. Like how

931
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: does that happen? That's what I mean by like, I

932
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: don't even know how to tell people to come and

933
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: see you. I'm telling you, guys, right now, we're me

934
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: and lunch Box are introducing music at the Riverfront stage

935
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: right before sore Losers. I'm gonna get up, so I'm

936
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: telling you there's hospitality tent right there, open bar. I

937
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: will be drinking earlier before the podcast, so you will

938
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: be drinking before we have Jesse James Decker and Eric

939
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: Decker and Alex mull Stupid. I can hold it down

940
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: because That's why I decided not to do the introductions

941
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: because I would get up. I'm gonna get so I'm

942
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: gonna put this on Sore Losers Instagram. It's what is it?

943
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: Sore Losers show on their loss podcast. So they didn't

944
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: put us in the schedule. But there's literally a big

945
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: white block. Can you do my wife's work? They hung

946
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: them all because she's huge in the CMA fest. They pay,

947
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: they pay, it's their job to pay people to performing stuff.

948
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: So she wrote in pen, yes, thank you can so

949
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: at her work. All these people come in and see

950
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: all the musicians go up and look at this big

951
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: old board and it was a big gap for us,

952
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: and my wife wrote it in pen Sore Losers Podcast,

953
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: four PM. Can you just please just tell everyone that

954
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: we're not making this up? Like I know it sounds.

955
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 1: You come, you do, come in here and you about

956
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: a lot, but we're crazy, but you can't make this up.

957
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: Like between the softball game, the Sore Losers convention, the

958
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: Ryan Tannehill is gonna be on the show, and he's

959
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: taken away and then you're going from forty five minutes

960
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: to twenty minutes. Now it's back to forty minutes. But

961
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: you're not on the schedule. None of this is made up.

962
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 1: We can't tell you where to go. It's amazing how

963
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: we anything gets done. And I on the heels of

964
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: the softball game where names were left off, lunch can

965
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: get announced. I went and logged on the website. I

966
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: was like, cool, I'm gonna see us on the website.

967
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: Maybe do a little screen caption. Put it on the socials.

968
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: There's a blank square for four pm on Friday. They

969
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: didn't even put our names there. But but who's at two,

970
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: who's at one? Who's everybody? I mean, they got a

971
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 1: bunch of no namers, no namers, and no offense to them.

972
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: But literally, I don't know who Hunter Roger is. And

973
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: and seriously, if you were to look at the schedule

974
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: as a sore Losers fan, you couldn't even find us

975
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: even if you were seeking us, because we're not on

976
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: the schedule. Guys, should we even show up? Honestly, honestly,

977
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: some important people stop. Look, did you guys get the

978
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: brochure where they said we had to select how many

979
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: bar stools we wanted and stuff for our setup? I

980
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 1: got an email and it said how many credentials you need,

981
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: I said for and then it said how many stools

982
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: do you need? And I said three? Alright. I thought

983
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know if Steve came or somebody like that,

984
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 1: and so I had that all set up or whatever.

985
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: There wasn't an option though, for a big old middle finger,

986
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: because that's what I want. I want a big middle

987
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: foam fingers. I can stick up your hold on and

988
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: I probably no. No. I brought this up on Monday's

989
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: pot about not going, and they're like, no, we have

990
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: to go. But now that we have Jesse James Decker

991
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: and Eric Decker locked in because when I was talking

992
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: to Jesse James at the softball game, she's like, oh, yeah,

993
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna be on the podcast later. So she knew

994
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: that she was gonna be on the podcast later this week.

995
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: She was looking forward to it. She brought it up

996
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: to me. I didn't bring it up to her, so

997
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: that means she was looking forward to that. So I

998
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: think we still go and do that a bad look though,

999
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: because if they show up and no one's there, it's

1000
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: gonna be worse. Why don't we just cancel it? No,

1001
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: we're not canceling. And Alex Mule we got him from

1002
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: the Nashville sc We gotta this is our first impression

1003
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: of Alex Mule. He's gonna walk him like, dude, these

1004
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: guys are Where is everyone? And tell me this? Where

1005
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: did you get the hat? Where's our secret stash? I

1006
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: need a sore Losers hat. I wanted to wear one

1007
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: last night. I don't have one. Where are they? I

1008
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: don't know? I got this from the one we pulled.

1009
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: Where are you holding up? Dude? I don't want just

1010
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 1: any average joe walking in this building and taking them.

1011
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: They're doing construction on this building. Anybody Where are they? Though?

1012
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: You bring it? You bring a bike to work. You

1013
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: bring a bike to work every day? Where are the

1014
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: damn hats? This is just awful. I thought it would

1015
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: also be funny if we all came to the convention

1016
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: show four pm Friday with white sore losers hats or

1017
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: a teams Well, actually I would be wearing the blue

1018
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: because I'll be the head coach. You guys be the

1019
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: assistant coach. Like we look like three complete jingle barriers.

1020
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: We all wear the white one. You wear the tank top.

1021
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: Probably not, come on, it's always sell murder. Now do

1022
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: we give a tank top to decker. He would shred it.

1023
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 1: We gotta make sure it's a good side. You imagine

1024
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: giving one of Jesse James extra small. Put this on

1025
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: your instinct. Oh sorry, I dump my water on it.

1026
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: It's cold as ice water. Oh that's a picture I

1027
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: just took on accident. Sorry boy, But the US Open,

1028
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: that's you're taking. Sorry. US Open set. It would accept

1029
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: Michelson an all eligible golfer. So I guess, I guess

1030
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: the the majors are not part of the p G.

1031
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: All just the p G A. Yeah, do you do

1032
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: you you realize when you um watch the Masters you

1033
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: have to download a separate app. I don't. They don't

1034
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: do it. I watched they don't do it on a

1035
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: good call on the website. Uh. The U S Open

1036
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: different aut U s G A British Open. I mean

1037
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: you gotta dot UK. I think all the players are

1038
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 1: gonna go, then why wouldn't Because there's only a forty

1039
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: five player fields. There's a limited amount of players that

1040
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: can go. Oh, you're right for the Charles Swab Open.

1041
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I forgot how popular that thing is.

1042
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Scrappy tournaments we watch the Colonial. No one

1043
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: watches them. I know that's why they're going to live.

1044
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: You guys watch it every Sunday. Now, you said that

1045
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: nobody watches no. No one watches for Kevin Nad. No

1046
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 1: one watches for Lee Westwood unless he's winning. No, you've

1047
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: never watched the tournament where Lee Westwood is winning. And

1048
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: you're watching Waste Management Open in a year, it's just

1049
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: gonna be a bunch of trash that minus the open,

1050
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,959
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be waste management cleaning up trash. Who's

1051
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: the deal with a green glove, Hoffman. It's gonna be

1052
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: Charlie Hoffman. That's it, with his greene waste Management. Five

1053
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: drunk dudes. He's gonna get twenty shots at the hole

1054
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: and one right right, he weren't here. I want to

1055
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: go over my overtime rules with you her. What sport

1056
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: NFL football? That's in the off season. Hey, and he

1057
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: was running the board, so he didn't hit the sound bar.

1058
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: Now I didn't. I didn't hit the NFL sounds So

1059
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: if you want to hit it now, it's probably too loud.

1060
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: I'd just like to hear your thoughts right and over

1061
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: time in the NFL coin flip. You can decide to

1062
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: keep the ball, you score a touchdown, and you win

1063
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: the game. Okay, but there's no punting, so that's but

1064
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: ald on. So everything you said so far was the

1065
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: same except for there's no punting, so they say that

1066
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: you idiot. So then you have to decide is my

1067
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: defense gonna be able to hold them? And I'm gonna

1068
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: go ahead, and if I win the coin flip, I'm

1069
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: gonna kick off, and that way I get you know,

1070
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,439
Speaker 1: four downs, get the ball, gonna win because they didn't

1071
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: move the ball at all. There's no punting. So the

1072
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: coin flip, yeah, you win the coin flip. You have

1073
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: a tough decision to make. It's not just automatic. Yeah,

1074
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: I want the football, so you get the ball, so

1075
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: you win the coin It's still not gonna deter teams

1076
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: from taking the ball first. Every teams still okay, but

1077
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: that's what we have right now. Every team takes the

1078
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: ball first. You get the ball first, then they can

1079
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: punt if they don't convert. Here, you get the ball

1080
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 1: at your own tin right. Oh damn, you can't go anywhere.

1081
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: First down, second and down, fourth down, Hail Mary, because

1082
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: you can't kick a field goal. Incomplete. The team gets

1083
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: the ball, you're at at their ten yard line. I mean,

1084
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: what do you think? I mean? Do you not like that?

1085
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: It's unique but it won't change anything. What do you mean?

1086
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 1: It's equal opportunity for whoever gets the coin. Flip you decide.

1087
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: Did you guys come up with this together? We're supporting it.

1088
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: I loved it when when he told me they tried

1089
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: to pocal that they tried him and Kay Dogg and

1090
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: Pitts all went. I tried to. Well, the way to

1091
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: put holes in it is the exact same situations before.

1092
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: Teams are not going to give up the ball just

1093
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,839
Speaker 1: so that they don't have the punt all the time.

1094
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: They punt over time all the time. I know, but

1095
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna say, oh, we'll kick it first, so all

1096
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: we have to do is get a field goal and

1097
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 1: not have to punt because they're so scared. No, no no, no,

1098
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: a field goal ties the other team gets the ball.

1099
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: If you kick a field goal, it's still the same rules.

1100
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: Touchdown wins the game. Field goals. But what if you

1101
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: punt first. You can't pull, you can't put. There's no

1102
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: punt day, dumbass, When you talk about this new rule.

1103
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: Just say, here's the change. You can't punt, uh, like

1104
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: you cannot hunting is not. Why would you not want

1105
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,879
Speaker 1: Why would you not want the ball? First? Because say

1106
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: your offense, oh, if your defense is amazing, would stop them.

1107
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: Let's say your offense is struggling. They haven't scored the

1108
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: whole second half. Like the Chiefs against the Bengals. You

1109
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: you say, man, you say, well, you give them the ball,

1110
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: and you say, you know what, I think I can

1111
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: hold them and I'll get the ball in great field

1112
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 1: possession to win the game. It's not bad, but then

1113
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: it actually changes it because then it changes then the

1114
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: team doesn't want the ball from absolutely. That's when the

1115
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: coin flip happens. And then here's my amendment. Here's my amendment.

1116
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 1: Coin flip. All right, colts, you win heads, you got

1117
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: thirty six to the side, and they're like and they're

1118
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: live Mike and live Mike and and and the clocks

1119
00:54:48,040 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: in the stadium. It's like, yeah, coach, coach, we're not

1120
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,280
Speaker 1: good at punch. You can't put it. We got it, Okay,

1121
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: do you have a decision, Yes, sir, we got a decision. Colts,

1122
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? We will be receiving because

1123
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: because the decision is tough. I know what it is.

1124
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 1: I know why it max is out. When I put

1125
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: it all the way up, that's what stops it and

1126
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't do that in the other when they figured

1127
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: it out. Happy wed Yeah, it's over. We're gonna go

1128
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: home watch the NBA Finals. But and I have a

1129
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: big I have a big meeting today. Do you guys

1130
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 1: know Wednesday? Hey, I got that meeting day. I'm going

1131
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: to the big office. You need me to go? I

1132
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: don't know, Hey, how is it going? Three of us? Dude?

1133
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: I read like there's a story of Bob Marley and

1134
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: the Whalers did They wanted a record deal, so they

1135
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,800
Speaker 1: went to New York, all of them, like twenty dudes

1136
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: with dreadlocks, freaking guns. They walked into the record label

1137
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 1: and they're like, we want label, record deal. I'm not

1138
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: gonna do that. We do that for an next convention.

1139
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: Let's go to the office right now. We want convention.

1140
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:10,320
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, um, your cubicles over there, your new studio.

1141
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: What are you doing with guns? Okay? Why are you

1142
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: guys all wearing sl house They're like, sorry, your name

1143
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 1: is not on the lift. Sorry, you guys don't have

1144
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: access into this building. Oh that war is there a

1145
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 1: real gun? That toy? Good? The story about Bob Marley Man,

1146
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: I hope the story for the softball game was good.

1147
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: It was actually fun to play. There were a lot

1148
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 1: of unfortunate things, but it was a good time all around.

1149
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: Good time it was. It was enjoyable the time. Get

1150
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: your stuff right? Did you go get your snow? And

1151
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: I told one of the workers, I said, I'm guaranteeing

1152
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: you because they gave us a ship look of stuff. Um,

1153
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: there was there was a bat. They gave us a

1154
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: fishing there was a tackle box. There was another they

1155
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: gave us a what was it? Oh, a cooler full

1156
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: of drinks. Uh, there was a open you opened in

1157
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: another box and there was a hat and there was

1158
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: a one of your hat sat I don't know. One

1159
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 1: of said folds of honor and the other one said

1160
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: six it did I want them? Did? And I got

1161
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: folds what you do with a fishing rod? But I

1162
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: left my box up there because it was three flights up.

1163
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,439
Speaker 1: And I told the dude, I said, hey, I bet

1164
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: they're probably gonna have some time when everybody can come

1165
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: pick up their boxes because I guarantee you, out of

1166
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: all the thirty celebrities, not everyone is going to go

1167
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 1: up three flights. I'm there's probably still twenty boxes up there,

1168
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: so hopefully they put them somewhere and I can just

1169
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: go pick it up. Because I tried to find yours,

1170
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: but I couldn't find your name plate. And I couldn't.

1171
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: I was like, man, you're good. I told you you're good,

1172
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: but I had to split. I ran out of there

1173
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: fishing run. I got the fishing rod. I can give

1174
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: it to you for the kid. Thank you. I took

1175
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: Chris Lane kid. What's a kid fishing rud or is

1176
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: it legit? One's a travel fishing roud coach. Give that

1177
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: to me. Look, I took Chris Lane's hat because he

1178
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: didn't wear it. It was pretty nice. That sounds I need.

1179
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: I need a rod for the golf course, you know, Lauren?

1180
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: You know for balls? No? No, sometimes you're waiting on

1181
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: people to tea off. You're right by a nice pond.

1182
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: Why not? Hey? You know Lauren Bush Now, Chris Lane's

1183
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: wife got millions of followers. Really famous. My dudes up there,

1184
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: he goes, Yeah, I met a really nice girl. She

1185
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: was pregnant. She said her husband was on your team.

1186
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: I was like, was it Chris Lane? Was her name

1187
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,959
Speaker 1: Lauren bush Now? And he looked it up. He's like, yeah,

1188
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: that was her pregnant girl. Really nice. I was like, okay,

1189
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: she was like millions of followers, like super famous, and

1190
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: your dumbass was dog into her. He had no idea

1191
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: she's a bachelorette she was. He goes, I met these

1192
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: two people, said yeah, that's Matt Overton's wife and they

1193
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: were friends of mine. Hit on, everybody's a wife. He's like,

1194
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: I met a really nice girl from your show. I

1195
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: was like, that was Abby and he goes, yeah, she

1196
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 1: was with a couple of older people, like that was

1197
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: her parents. He had no idea who anybody was. But

1198
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 1: I love that you had the answers to everything. Is saying,

1199
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: oh boy, all right, see you guys. Good luck at

1200
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: the meeting, guys, Thanks coach, you too. Man. I'm excited

1201
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: to see j J D, Eric Decker ac mule. J

1202
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: j D is gonna be funny. Do you think so

1203
00:58:56,120 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 1: dude Eddie was having fun? You think Aaron Decker's be

1204
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: fun I think so dude. Listen to this