WEBVTT - Techstuff Classic: What about (Microsoft) Bob

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<v Speaker 1>Get in touch with technology with tech Stuff from how

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<v Speaker 1>stuff Works dot com. Hey there, everybody, Welcome to tech Stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Jonathan Strickland. I'm an executive producer at how Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>Works and I love all things tech in. Today is

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<v Speaker 1>another Friday classic episode of tech Stuff, and I alluded

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<v Speaker 1>to this in an earlier episode that published this week.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an episode that originally published on May nine,

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand thirteen. It is titled What About Microsoft Bob?

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<v Speaker 1>And in this episode, Lauren Voge Obama and I go

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<v Speaker 1>and revisit a beloved, enormous trash fire of a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of software called Microsoft Bob. It was an attempt at

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<v Speaker 1>making a graphic user interface for the common person, something

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<v Speaker 1>that anyone could grasp, and it was about as big

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<v Speaker 1>a misstep as you can imagine. So enjoy this classic episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna tackle Bob and we're gonna wrestle him to

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<v Speaker 1>the ground and probably give him noogies. But then so

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<v Speaker 1>did the rest of the world. Yeah, if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what Bob is, don't feel badly about it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was one of the biggest flops in Microsoft history, I

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<v Speaker 1>think one of the biggest flops and kind of history

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<v Speaker 1>period Time did this list of the fifty worst inventions ever,

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<v Speaker 1>Time magazine. Time magazine, Yeah, back in, back in, and

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<v Speaker 1>Bob was on there. I mean along with like tanning

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<v Speaker 1>beds and hydrogen blimps. Hydrogen blimps not such a great thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Microsoft Bob possibly worse. It's killed killed fewer people, killed

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<v Speaker 1>fewer people, But people dreams died that day when Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>Bob came out. Yes, that this was an interface for

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<v Speaker 1>Windows three point one, and then later came out, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It was also for Windows in t So

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, here's the thing. We're talking about era

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<v Speaker 1>where the personal computer is starting to get some serious

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<v Speaker 1>try action, but still is not in most homes. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>Microsoft when they were talking about designing Bob and the

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<v Speaker 1>launch of Bob, they were predicting that by I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was n that PCs would be in forty six

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<v Speaker 1>percent of households, and and and this was that this

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<v Speaker 1>was a forty six percent in the incredible future. The

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<v Speaker 1>idea of being that is a really big number. That

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<v Speaker 1>Microsoft's crazy to think that that many people would have computers. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the problem that Microsoft had identified as something that they

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<v Speaker 1>needed to solve with brute force is that that someone

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<v Speaker 1>who is unfamiliar with computers might find the operation of

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<v Speaker 1>such a device to be intimidating and difficult, and the

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<v Speaker 1>learning curve might be too too steep for your average

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<v Speaker 1>person who was not already familiar with computers. And certainly

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<v Speaker 1>before Windows three point one came out, when it was

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<v Speaker 1>just doss on say, just doss operation, I'm simply saying

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<v Speaker 1>that it was perhaps not the most friendly thing to

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<v Speaker 1>greet a person just just lines of code on a screen.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't need a friend, I needed an operating system.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Does gave me. And that is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>that is kind of what what McIntosh was doing at

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<v Speaker 1>the time. And and and Apple was was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>kicking a lot of button that arena because they were

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<v Speaker 1>giving people something more friendly, more user friendly, and a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more intuitive, right, keep in minding, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>Apple had a big jump on other computers because the

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<v Speaker 1>Apple too was a very popular personal computer among mostly

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<v Speaker 1>hobbyists and people who were interested in computers. Because again

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<v Speaker 1>that was that was in the line command days, we

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<v Speaker 1>had the type stuff in when Apple introduced the Macintosh

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<v Speaker 1>and the graphics user interface, Apple of course was not

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<v Speaker 1>the the company to invent the graphics user interface, but

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<v Speaker 1>they were the first ones to really successfully implement it

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<v Speaker 1>in a personal computer platform, and people liked it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was one of those things where things just made more sense.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was it was a little more intuitive

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<v Speaker 1>than having to type and memorize all these different commands

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<v Speaker 1>that you would type into just get your computer to

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<v Speaker 1>douce stuff. Well, Microsoft wanted to kind of um create

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<v Speaker 1>its own graphic unit user interface, and that was the

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<v Speaker 1>genesis of the Windows program. But even then they thought

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<v Speaker 1>there's gotta be a way of making this simpler for

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<v Speaker 1>the average person. Now, to really look at the development

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<v Speaker 1>of Bob, you have to go back a few years

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<v Speaker 1>before Bob was a thing. And so back in Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>launched a program called Microsoft Publisher. It's a desktop publishing program,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was the first program from Microsoft that included wizards. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>wizards are not you know, it's not Harry Potter coming

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<v Speaker 1>out and waving a lawn saying regard en leviosa or

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<v Speaker 1>a loha mora or uh avauta cadavera. It's instead a

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<v Speaker 1>little a little help pop up. Yeah, that's supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>guide you through a complicated process step by step. So

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<v Speaker 1>This was a big help for someone who maybe was

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<v Speaker 1>not familiar with this particular process or very rarely used it.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, and would just follow along on the directions

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<v Speaker 1>as opposed to having to thumb through a four page manual.

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<v Speaker 1>Right and and and Microsoft Publisher was was pretty popular.

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<v Speaker 1>It was designed by Karen Fries and Barry Lynnette. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Karen Fries is going to become important in a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit and uh and right when when they were

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they had finished with Publisher, it was out

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. It was doing great, and they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>what else can we do? What is our next project?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to keep helping newbs. I'm not sure if

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<v Speaker 1>news was a term. Yeah, no, but that's that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly you know, we're going to translate it for the

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<v Speaker 1>kids of today. We're really the kids of about six

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<v Speaker 1>seven years ago. But anyway, yes, uh. They wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>continue to develop software that would help people who otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>would be unfamiliar and maybe intimidated by software. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>when they started to look into the possibility of developing

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<v Speaker 1>a full graphics user interface designed with these nubes in mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Originally they were calling it Data Wizard, and then that

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<v Speaker 1>eventually had the code name Utopia, but by the time

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<v Speaker 1>time it was finally going to launch, it had of

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<v Speaker 1>course changed to Microsoft. Bob was designed as an alternative

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<v Speaker 1>interface as as Lawrence said earlier for Windows three point

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<v Speaker 1>one and even Windows and TU It's supported programs designed

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<v Speaker 1>for BOB, So it supported its own programs designed for

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<v Speaker 1>that operating system or rather that user interface. Uh. It

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<v Speaker 1>also supported Windows programs and it supported DOSS programs. So

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<v Speaker 1>the idea was that this would be able to support

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<v Speaker 1>anything that a person would want to run on a PC.

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<v Speaker 1>So but but you know, through through this filter that

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<v Speaker 1>would allow people who are unfamiliar with computers to to

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<v Speaker 1>set everything up the way they would want it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>with with minimum complication. Right. So, so Karen Fries became

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<v Speaker 1>the the project lead for this particular project. The lead

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<v Speaker 1>developer was a guy named Gabe Newell. Do you recognize

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<v Speaker 1>that name? Gabe Newell. Newell was one of the co

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<v Speaker 1>founders of Valve. Yeah. So Gabe Newell all, so, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>someone who in his post Microsoft years, which are the

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<v Speaker 1>last like two and a half decades, has been um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I say last two decades has been more

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<v Speaker 1>than a little critical of his old company. Uh, he's

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<v Speaker 1>He's definitely leveled some pretty hefty criticisms against some major

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<v Speaker 1>Microsoft releases. But he worked on on Microsoft Bob. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's what kind of left a certain bad taste in

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<v Speaker 1>his mouth or something. I can see that. Uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>the the person at Microsoft who was kind of overseeing

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing, who was guiding it was uh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>when she first started working on the project, her name

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<v Speaker 1>was Melinda French, but then kind of in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of it, she became Melinda Gates. Yes, so Bill Gates's wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Melinda was the head of the whole marketing marketing side.

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<v Speaker 1>But also, you know, she was essentially kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the face. She was a cheerleader, but certainly which which

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<v Speaker 1>led some people to suggest, perhaps snarkily, maybe not even

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps narctly, just definitely that the reason why Bob went

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<v Speaker 1>as far as it did was because of who was

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<v Speaker 1>behind it, as opposed to the merits of the operating system.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's be fair, the idea behind Bob was solid.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a solid idea of let's create something that

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<v Speaker 1>is very accessible and intuitive and comforting, and and they

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<v Speaker 1>tried to use some really hard data to support their

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<v Speaker 1>design decisions. They actually uh contacted a couple of professors

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<v Speaker 1>from Stanford to act as project consultants, Clifford Nas and

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<v Speaker 1>Byron Reeves, and they their their area especially it was

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<v Speaker 1>figuring out, well, how how do people communicate, how do

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<v Speaker 1>they access information? How do they process information? And their

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<v Speaker 1>point of view is that the more natural you can

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<v Speaker 1>make an interaction, the more readily someone will understand it

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<v Speaker 1>and adapt and want to interact with it. Exactly, So

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<v Speaker 1>you have to create an environment that it just it

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<v Speaker 1>feels natural and makes sense. Now that's obviously a very

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<v Speaker 1>a very clear motivation. I mean, we we've seen that

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<v Speaker 1>in products since I think the iPad is a great

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<v Speaker 1>example of that. It was a design where it's very

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<v Speaker 1>intuitive to use. You give an iPad to a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>that kid masters the iPad and no time flat without

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<v Speaker 1>ever having to ask how something works. Yeah, they've they've

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<v Speaker 1>they've done those those great studies in in Africa with

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<v Speaker 1>kids who can't even read, have never been exposed to

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<v Speaker 1>anything like this before, and they just take off with it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean that that's sort of the idea here.

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<v Speaker 1>They wanted to design something they had that same sort

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<v Speaker 1>of approach and appeal so that they could help people

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<v Speaker 1>who otherwise wouldn't be intimidated by computers. So in January seven,

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Gates took the stage at c E S and

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<v Speaker 1>unveiled Bob. He showed off also a future project that

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<v Speaker 1>was Bob related called p D, which was a c

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<v Speaker 1>G I parrot that could respond to verbal requests. And

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<v Speaker 1>then on March one, they released Microsoft Bob. Uh, the

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<v Speaker 1>full retail price if you're buying the full thing, was

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<v Speaker 1>as but it mostly sold that around which still pretty

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<v Speaker 1>expensive software. Yeah yeah, and by comparison today due to inflation,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be worth about a hundred and forty so

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<v Speaker 1>whereas Windows eight costs about ninety on the market. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it definitely was a little expensive. It said on

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<v Speaker 1>the box that did not come with a manual, but

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<v Speaker 1>it came with a manual, or at least it was

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<v Speaker 1>called Bob's Magazine, so it was trying to be packaged,

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<v Speaker 1>not as manual, but it was a twenty nine page

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<v Speaker 1>list of instructions. And uh, did you hear about Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>Press and the book that they published. I I did

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<v Speaker 1>not what happened? They published a book called At Home

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<v Speaker 1>with Bob. At Home with Bob, which was a companion

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<v Speaker 1>guide and it was two hundred and ten pages long. Goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>miss a lot guide for something that doesn't need a

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<v Speaker 1>guy to Yeah, that's when you don't need a guide.

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<v Speaker 1>You go wholeheartedly down to your Microsoft. I teased them,

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<v Speaker 1>I certainly couldn't build a graphics user interface at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's talk about what Bob was really like, How,

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<v Speaker 1>how how what kind of operating our user interface was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Just for perspective, real quick, um, Bob was was dead

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<v Speaker 1>in the water by early To give you an idea

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<v Speaker 1>of how well this went. Microsoft pulled the plug in

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<v Speaker 1>ninety six. So when it went less than a full

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<v Speaker 1>year before, Microsoft said all right, this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna work. And we'll get into why they made

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<v Speaker 1>that decision. And some people might even argue that it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of a like the deck was stacked against them,

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<v Speaker 1>that the Bob was not as horrible as it was

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<v Speaker 1>given at it. I disagree for one major reason, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get into that in the in a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>later in the podcast. So, so here we have the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole idea is, let's create a graphics user interface.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very relatable and easy to use and and intuitive.

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<v Speaker 1>How did Microsoft go about it? What was Bob? Bob

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<v Speaker 1>was a it was a house. It was it was you.

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<v Speaker 1>You enter Bob's house, and in Bob's house, there are

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<v Speaker 1>visual representations of everything that you would hypothetically want to

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<v Speaker 1>do with your computer exactly, Like like there's a there's

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<v Speaker 1>a living room that you're looking into, right, so and so.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of a desktop where you have icons that you

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<v Speaker 1>click on, you're looking into a clip art living room.

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<v Speaker 1>Vector graphics. Yes, two and fifty six colors, super fancy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If if you don't, if you've never seen pictures, link them,

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<v Speaker 1>it's spectacular. Anyone who's used any of the old Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>Office products that had lots and lots of clip art

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<v Speaker 1>in them, and you've looked through those clip arts and

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<v Speaker 1>you thought, wow, that's what Bob was made up of.

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<v Speaker 1>And there was a lot of animation involved. Every everything

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of cute. See yes, everything was very cartoonish.

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<v Speaker 1>And you had a personal assistant, series of personal assistants,

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<v Speaker 1>and the one that it came the standard one, the

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<v Speaker 1>one that would just be there as soon as you

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<v Speaker 1>started up, was Rover Retriever. The personal assistance would later

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<v Speaker 1>come into play in versions of Microsoft Office, like Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>Office nineties seven. We'll get into that too. So, um, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>you're that your guide when you first start off as

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<v Speaker 1>Rover Retriever, you could change him later, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>that'll be fun to talk about when we get into

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<v Speaker 1>the features. I've got a list exciting, Yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>I got a couple of things I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>about some of those those guys. But before we do that,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to I want to talk about what it

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<v Speaker 1>was like to first enter to just so, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna I'm gonna paint you a picture with words.

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<v Speaker 1>So you activate Microsoft Bob. You know, you've installed it

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<v Speaker 1>on your computer, assuming your computer could run it. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that too. And when it first starts, you

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<v Speaker 1>are greeted by the sight of a big red door,

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<v Speaker 1>and in the center of that big red door is

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<v Speaker 1>a gold door knocker, and that door knocker says Microsoft

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<v Speaker 1>Bob on it, So you have to click on the knocker,

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<v Speaker 1>which then makes the knocker knock on the door. And

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't have to have a sound card with Bob,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was recommended because there were many noises, so

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<v Speaker 1>many noises, including one such your personal assistant would occasionally

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<v Speaker 1>make at you, but you would knock on the door

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<v Speaker 1>and Rover Retriever shows up and says, uh, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>see you're trying to break into my house. Actually he says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're coming in. Uh click on who you

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<v Speaker 1>are and a little list pops up. Now, on your

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<v Speaker 1>first visit, there's no one. You can't select a name

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<v Speaker 1>because you haven't gotten and registered one yet, so the

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<v Speaker 1>only voice that's there is guest. So guest was there

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<v Speaker 1>so that you could let a friend log in without

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<v Speaker 1>having to create a full account and use your computer

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<v Speaker 1>to do whatever the right, so you could click guests.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you did click guests, then you would get

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<v Speaker 1>another message from Rover, who would say, are you sure

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to go ahead and create a profile? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really see that option earlier, but sure, why not.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's let's make a profile. So Rover would then

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<v Speaker 1>ask if you are new to the home or if

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<v Speaker 1>you had once been on the list, but now can

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<v Speaker 1>no longer find your name on the list because one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things you can do is add and remove people,

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<v Speaker 1>or really you can remove people from the list once

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<v Speaker 1>you've joined it. So this would be something like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say that you know you've kicked your no good son

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<v Speaker 1>out of the house because he's thirty four and really

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<v Speaker 1>he needs to go and make his own way in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Now, I'm just using this as a hypothetical.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a kid, and if I had a

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<v Speaker 1>kid who was thirty four and have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>explained to do. Anyway, so you kicked your thirty four

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<v Speaker 1>year old son out of the house, and you've changed it.

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<v Speaker 1>You've removed him from Microsoft Bob. So if he does

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<v Speaker 1>come back, he's not gonna be able to use the computer.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be the reason for that, right, So you

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<v Speaker 1>would have to answer that question like are you new

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<v Speaker 1>or were you essentially kicked off? And so let's say

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<v Speaker 1>that you're new. You know, this is your first time

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<v Speaker 1>using Bob. You haven't alienated yourself from your friends and

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<v Speaker 1>family yet. So you click on new. Then it asks

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<v Speaker 1>you to enter in your first name, your preferred name,

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<v Speaker 1>your last name, your hometown, your birthday, and your gender,

0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:43.000
<v Speaker 1>which you could set to not telling. But every yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>every single field required you gotta film and and this

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<v Speaker 1>will come back later because these little these little cartoon

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<v Speaker 1>guides needed to know things about you so that they

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<v Speaker 1>could talk to you about stuff. Yeah, yeah, they did.

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<v Speaker 1>So you filled this part out. Now are prompted to

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<v Speaker 1>create a password for your account. And one of the

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<v Speaker 1>funny things I thought about this was that it actually

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<v Speaker 1>explains to you what the asterisks are as you type

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<v Speaker 1>in your password. You know how the password field starts

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<v Speaker 1>filling up with asterisks, because if it showed you in

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<v Speaker 1>plain text what the password was, that wouldn't be very secure. Yes,

0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:18.399
<v Speaker 1>someone staying behind you can see it, and so it

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<v Speaker 1>actually explains that concept. And again, Bob's designed for people

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<v Speaker 1>who are brand new to computer right, No, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>I can see someone, um, you know, for example, my

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<v Speaker 1>grandmother plays a lot of solitaire, but is mostly confused

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<v Speaker 1>about other things on computers that could be useful. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So so yeah, if you're sitting there thinking, wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't hit the asterisk button, why is that popping up,

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<v Speaker 1>it would actually explain it to me. It sounds silly

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<v Speaker 1>simply because I've been using computers for so long it's

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<v Speaker 1>hard for me to even imagine that. But then again,

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<v Speaker 1>I was not the target market for Bob. Uh I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure who was. So then after that point, after

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<v Speaker 1>you created it, you had to type in your password

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<v Speaker 1>a second time. Uh, and if you mistype the password

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<v Speaker 1>the second time, you would get a prompt telling you

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<v Speaker 1>that it did not match the first pass where and

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<v Speaker 1>you had to try again. That's gonna become really important

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<v Speaker 1>in a little while. So next you would then, once

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<v Speaker 1>you get through the password creation process, you would enter

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<v Speaker 1>in your actual address and time zone, so not just

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<v Speaker 1>your hometown, your full address. And again it's required, so

0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:18.600
<v Speaker 1>you have to put the whole thing in there and

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<v Speaker 1>the time zone that you are in. Then you would

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<v Speaker 1>have to create at least one private room. So remember

0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:27.399
<v Speaker 1>Bob is a house. Most of those rooms in that

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<v Speaker 1>house are public when it starts off, which means that

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<v Speaker 1>anyone who joins on to your computer can access those

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<v Speaker 1>public rooms. But if you wanted to create a private

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<v Speaker 1>room where only your stuff would be, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>programs that you only want to have access to, you

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<v Speaker 1>could do that. Um. So, if if you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>access a private room, you would have to be logged

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<v Speaker 1>in under that I D so, uh, Lauren would not

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<v Speaker 1>be able to go into my room because of that,

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<v Speaker 1>except we'll talk about how she totally could do that

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<v Speaker 1>pretty soon. And then finally, the last step would be

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<v Speaker 1>that you would it would ask you if it wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to import other programs besides the Bob programs that came

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<v Speaker 1>standard with Microsoft Bob. So I would ask if you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to import Dawson Windows programs. Uh. That step is

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely necessary. If you had completely lost your mind to

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<v Speaker 1>decide to use Bob as your graphics user interface for

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<v Speaker 1>everything and say I'm not using any other interface at all,

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<v Speaker 1>just Bob, you would need to be able to import

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<v Speaker 1>those other programs. So that's the that's the process of

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<v Speaker 1>creating your Bob account. We're gonna talk about the the

0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:40.080
<v Speaker 1>the different features of Bob, the software that came with it,

0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:43.359
<v Speaker 1>some of these uh, some of these assistants everything once

0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:46.399
<v Speaker 1>that door opens and uh, and I'll start off with

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<v Speaker 1>the big security flaw right after we take a short break,

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<v Speaker 1>all right back to Bob. So you know I mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>that there was a big security flaw. So Lauren, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>let's say that you you have got Microsoft Bob. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a profile on there, my password, You've created a profile,

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<v Speaker 1>You've created a password. Whenever you need to log in,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to put your password in, and you have

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<v Speaker 1>one of the one of the pieces of software, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk more about them in a minute, but one

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<v Speaker 1>of the pieces of software there's is Bob is Bob's Checkbook.

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<v Speaker 1>The idea that's a financial software so that you can,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, manage your home finances. So presumably there could

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<v Speaker 1>be some pretty pretty private information in that. And let's

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<v Speaker 1>say you've you've thought of that, and you've actually put

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<v Speaker 1>that particular program in your private, private room. So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not in a public room, so I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>just have it across it stumble through it. Right. If

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<v Speaker 1>it were in a public room, that would be bad. Um.

0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:50.920
<v Speaker 1>But you've created your password and everything, and then I think, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to learn what Lauren's bank account number is.

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<v Speaker 1>So I try and log in as Lauren. When you

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<v Speaker 1>try and log in, uh, and you don't have the

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<v Speaker 1>right password. After three attempts, it says, I you know

0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:07.160
<v Speaker 1>that's not the right password. Do you want to reset

0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:10.160
<v Speaker 1>your password? And you say yes. Instead of it then

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<v Speaker 1>taking you to like sending an email or linking you somehow,

0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:17.359
<v Speaker 1>there's because it's looking for nubs. It's saying, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'll just let you reset your password right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So I could then reset Lawren's password, so not only

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<v Speaker 1>would I have access to her account, I would lock

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<v Speaker 1>her out have access to my account anymore. Wow, that's

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<v Speaker 1>until you tried to enter the password three times and

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<v Speaker 1>then you could reset yourself, and so would essentially just

0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:33.960
<v Speaker 1>become the two of us resetting that password over and

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again, until you gave up and said,

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<v Speaker 1>I do not want this on my computer. Huge, huge

0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:44.200
<v Speaker 1>security flaw. Nothing is private. Well yeah, that's uh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the idea. I had not heard about that part of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is very special. And I wouldn't even need

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<v Speaker 1>to have an account. I mean, all I would need

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<v Speaker 1>is access to your computer because just going in as

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<v Speaker 1>a guest, I could do that. And uh yeah, so

0:21:56.600 --> 0:21:59.879
<v Speaker 1>there was no such thing as privacy or security with Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>It had this just ridiculously massive vulnerability. Uh. And you

0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:07.040
<v Speaker 1>might as well not even have a password system at

0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:09.080
<v Speaker 1>that point, because if all it takes is three failed

0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:12.520
<v Speaker 1>logins and then you can reset the password, that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>like having no password at all. Yeah. Same sort of

0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:19.880
<v Speaker 1>problems existed with removing people from a list. So let's

0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:24.200
<v Speaker 1>say that, um, let's let's have an interesting hypothetical situation here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say that for some reason how stuff works decides

0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:29.720
<v Speaker 1>to switch completely over to Microsoft Bob and we all

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<v Speaker 1>have a shared environment. That sounds like the worst thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And we'll talk about more reasons why they're forced in

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<v Speaker 1>a second, But alright, so we have a shared environment.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the things anyone can do, whether they are

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<v Speaker 1>logged into Microsoft Bob or not, is remove someone from

0:22:47.560 --> 0:22:50.639
<v Speaker 1>that list. So I could go in and say, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>creepy hands Clark, you do not get access to the

0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:58.080
<v Speaker 1>computer anymore. Delete Josh, even as a guest could say,

0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:02.520
<v Speaker 1>guess what, Jonathan, neither can you delete? Or guess what

0:23:02.640 --> 0:23:06.359
<v Speaker 1>job that I'm can logging as you? Password? Password, password reset?

0:23:06.880 --> 0:23:10.439
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's just ridiculous and um And part of

0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:15.120
<v Speaker 1>the supposed appeal of Bob was that you could change

0:23:15.160 --> 0:23:17.760
<v Speaker 1>the decor of any room. Right, you can make a

0:23:17.840 --> 0:23:20.520
<v Speaker 1>room look the way you wanted based upon the clipward

0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:24.679
<v Speaker 1>that you're unavailable. They had windows in these rooms, so

0:23:24.720 --> 0:23:27.280
<v Speaker 1>you can change the scenery outside. Yeah, you can make

0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:32.640
<v Speaker 1>it like a space or field, pretty sunset. Yeah. Again,

0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:34.879
<v Speaker 1>keep in mind this is all clip art based stuff.

0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:38.199
<v Speaker 1>But that meant that anyone else could do the same thing,

0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:41.520
<v Speaker 1>especially especially in the public rooms. So public rooms, anyone

0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:45.480
<v Speaker 1>could go in there, move stuff around, change the layout,

0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:49.240
<v Speaker 1>delete things, putting new things in, which means that if

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren lugs in and she says, oh, this doesn't make

0:23:51.160 --> 0:23:53.400
<v Speaker 1>any sense, I'm going to rearrange everything so that makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense to to the way my brain works. And she

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<v Speaker 1>lays it out and an eye glogg and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this doesn't make any sense, and I change it all

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<v Speaker 1>around so it make says to me, Lauren lugs back in,

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<v Speaker 1>it's changed completely from the last time she used it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's going every time someone uses it and changes it,

0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:09.760
<v Speaker 1>it's going to be affective. Now in the example I'm using,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm suggesting that somehow we all have a networked user

0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 1>interface that is as persistent across all our computers. In reality,

0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:21.080
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about one machine, one PC in a home.

0:24:21.640 --> 0:24:24.840
<v Speaker 1>But if it's a family PC and everyone logs into it,

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<v Speaker 1>then the kids could sit there and say like, I

0:24:27.000 --> 0:24:30.120
<v Speaker 1>don't like that chair, delete and uh. Same thing for

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<v Speaker 1>the programs. The programs will be represented by various objects

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:37.760
<v Speaker 1>right right. Either the main ones were by objects in

0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:39.800
<v Speaker 1>the room, and anything that you added in from Windows

0:24:39.880 --> 0:24:42.439
<v Speaker 1>or daster, etcetera. Would be a little file box with

0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:44.359
<v Speaker 1>an icon on the front of it. Right, so if

0:24:44.359 --> 0:24:47.640
<v Speaker 1>you wanted to to activate any of those, uh, those

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:50.360
<v Speaker 1>main programs, you would have to click on the icon,

0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:53.080
<v Speaker 1>but you could actually change the size of the icon.

0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:56.960
<v Speaker 1>So if you're if you thought, you know, that checkbook

0:24:57.000 --> 0:24:59.399
<v Speaker 1>needs to be three times the size that it currently is,

0:24:59.400 --> 0:25:02.800
<v Speaker 1>you could totally do that. So it was chaos. You know,

0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 1>if you had more than one user using that computer,

0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:07.960
<v Speaker 1>there was no guarantee that your experience was going to

0:25:08.000 --> 0:25:11.720
<v Speaker 1>be remotely similar from one instance to the next, so

0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:15.280
<v Speaker 1>that was a big issue as well. Um, that's also

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:17.439
<v Speaker 1>less intuitive. I mean, if you if you're designing this

0:25:17.520 --> 0:25:19.240
<v Speaker 1>for someone who really doesn't know what they're doing, I

0:25:19.240 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine that that would be helpful. Yeah. And uh

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:26.400
<v Speaker 1>and once you had that that profile created in your

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:29.680
<v Speaker 1>inside the home of Microsoft Bob, you had the opportunity

0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:32.480
<v Speaker 1>to take the home tour. The home tour did not

0:25:32.720 --> 0:25:35.159
<v Speaker 1>leave the room you were in, So whatever room you

0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:37.000
<v Speaker 1>were in, you would stay in there for the home

0:25:37.040 --> 0:25:40.159
<v Speaker 1>tour and it would get go through about sixteen prompts

0:25:40.200 --> 0:25:45.800
<v Speaker 1>of information. Uh. So we had someone on Facebook ask

0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:50.360
<v Speaker 1>us a question, specifically saying, is this where Clippy came from? Yes,

0:25:50.400 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 1>and no, the assistance that you could get in Bob

0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:57.720
<v Speaker 1>were acting very much in the same way that Clippy

0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:01.040
<v Speaker 1>on Microsoft Office and seven and word would perform. You

0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:03.040
<v Speaker 1>know that, Like, I see you're trying to write a resume?

0:26:03.119 --> 0:26:06.199
<v Speaker 1>Would you like some help? Uh? The same sort of

0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:07.639
<v Speaker 1>thing was in Bob. In fact, that was one of

0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:11.040
<v Speaker 1>the few things to carry over into other Microsoft products. Yeah. Also,

0:26:11.119 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 1>the dog from the Windows XP search function was basically

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:19.240
<v Speaker 1>retriever U there. When we talk about some of the

0:26:19.280 --> 0:26:21.679
<v Speaker 1>other personal assistants, you'll recognize that at least one of

0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:24.639
<v Speaker 1>them did make it into Microsoft Office. A Clippy was

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:28.680
<v Speaker 1>not in Bob, but he Clipping, in his own little way,

0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 1>was hated just as much as Bob was. Um. So yeah,

0:26:32.000 --> 0:26:33.800
<v Speaker 1>you could uh and and you would have to go

0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 1>from room to room inside Bob in order to access

0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:39.800
<v Speaker 1>all the different programs, and that was not always the

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 1>most intuitive thing to do, which was unfortunate considering that

0:26:43.640 --> 0:26:45.720
<v Speaker 1>the whole purpose of Bob was to make using computers

0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:49.560
<v Speaker 1>even easier. Um and so yeah, you could just sit

0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:51.639
<v Speaker 1>there and change out clip art to your heart's content.

0:26:51.920 --> 0:26:53.600
<v Speaker 1>So I guess we can talk a little bit about

0:26:54.440 --> 0:26:57.639
<v Speaker 1>about the actual requirements, the software and and sort of

0:26:57.680 --> 0:26:59.480
<v Speaker 1>a little bit more about the navigation that once you're

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:03.119
<v Speaker 1>in Bob. Um. I'm still reeling over the fact that

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:08.199
<v Speaker 1>essentially everyone had administrative rights on Bob no matter what,

0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:11.440
<v Speaker 1>whether they were logged in or not. That's kind of crazy,

0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:13.560
<v Speaker 1>all right, Okay, So, so the so the programs that

0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:18.720
<v Speaker 1>came native to Bob included a household Manager UM, which

0:27:18.880 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 1>was kind of kind of kind of life tips and

0:27:22.119 --> 0:27:24.440
<v Speaker 1>home organizational kind of things like if we needed it

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:25.959
<v Speaker 1>to do list or something like that. I think that

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:27.840
<v Speaker 1>that was part of that function. Yeah, you could also

0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 1>do that of the calendar as well. Um. It did

0:27:31.600 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 1>have a note on it that the textual information may

0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:36.200
<v Speaker 1>not be accurate or complete, and it is not intended

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:40.000
<v Speaker 1>to replace consultation with a professional, which really entertains me

0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:43.120
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, yeah, we're just we just wrote some stuff. Anyway,

0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 1>there was the Bob letter Writer. Yes, one should help

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:47.920
<v Speaker 1>you write letter. I see you're trying to write a letter.

0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:50.200
<v Speaker 1>And that was very much like Clippy to the point

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:53.560
<v Speaker 1>where you could tell Bob what sort of letter you

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:55.960
<v Speaker 1>were writing and to what sort of person you were writing,

0:27:55.960 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 1>and it would fill out, it would auto fill out

0:27:58.520 --> 0:28:02.920
<v Speaker 1>an entire letter that's so awful, might not at all

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:06.320
<v Speaker 1>related to what you want to say. Um. I almost

0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:09.720
<v Speaker 1>only want to communicate in those now, just to see

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 1>how how far I could get using only Bob created letters. Uh,

0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:18.880
<v Speaker 1>and and just see if I could communicate my point

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 1>across through auto film messages. So Lauren, you've got something

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:24.639
<v Speaker 1>to look forward to in the upcoming week. Thank you,

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Thank you Microsoft for making this possible. Um. I'm sorry, Microsoft,

0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:31.399
<v Speaker 1>Please don't please don't kill me. Um. There was a

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 1>financial guide Bob Checkbook, which was also compatible with Microsoft's

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 1>money software. Right Uh that calendar the Jonathan mentioned an

0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>address book. You could sign up for a Bob email account.

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I totally wish I had one of those. This was

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 1>this was It was an extra charge at the time

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:54.040
<v Speaker 1>and went only through a proprietary email client. You couldn't

0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 1>just sign up any email client that you wanted to

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:59.280
<v Speaker 1>take through the system. Still want and then Geo Safari

0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:03.480
<v Speaker 1>at the game. It was a little game with an education.

0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:05.400
<v Speaker 1>There were a couple of There are a couple of

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 1>of little assistance that would pop up for specific programs,

0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 1>and one of them was a little elephant guy who

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:13.600
<v Speaker 1>would pop up in Geo Safari. So while you're playing

0:29:13.640 --> 0:29:15.760
<v Speaker 1>the game, this little elephant dude shows up and asks

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 1>you questions about various areas or even not just geography,

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:24.080
<v Speaker 1>but also animals. So I actually watched a video of

0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:26.880
<v Speaker 1>this demonstrated where a person was playing it, and it

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 1>gave you pairs of animals and explained their relationship to

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:35.240
<v Speaker 1>each other. So shark and fish would be predator and prey, uh.

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:38.440
<v Speaker 1>And then a what was the one like a shark

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:42.320
<v Speaker 1>and a lamp prey would be a partner animal partnership,

0:29:42.360 --> 0:29:45.800
<v Speaker 1>so a symbiotic relationship. And then like a deer and

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:49.720
<v Speaker 1>a tick, which would be a parasite parasitic relationship. And

0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:51.120
<v Speaker 1>then what it would do is it would show you

0:29:51.160 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 1>two animals and you had to figure out which of

0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:55.960
<v Speaker 1>those three categories as two animals would would fall into

0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 1>that that pair would fall into. So that was an

0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 1>example of that geosph Are game. But most of the game,

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 1>from what I understand, was really more of geography than

0:30:04.120 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 1>uh than biology right right anyway, So that was one

0:30:08.200 --> 0:30:09.840
<v Speaker 1>of those little assistances that would pop up for a

0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 1>specific instance, but there were other assistants as well. Right, yeah,

0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 1>we had I've got a whole list here. We've got

0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:21.959
<v Speaker 1>blithe the firefly, Hopper, the bunny, or be the globe ruby.

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Uh it was. It was basically an angry bird before

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 1>before angry birds were a thing. Um Shelly the turtle, Speaker,

0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:33.760
<v Speaker 1>the the speaker. It was a little little icon of

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 1>a of a like a noise making computer speaker. Um Chaos,

0:30:38.440 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 1>the cat, Java the dinosaur. I think Scus the rat

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:44.840
<v Speaker 1>because the mouse it was a mouse, not a rat.

0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Hey goes a link to a blunt det digger the worm.

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Um and William Shakespeare are the ones you forgot. The

0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:58.280
<v Speaker 1>most important one. It's the most important important ones. There's

0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:02.560
<v Speaker 1>the dot. The dot was a giant red dot, the

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>big smiley face. But the most important one was bodal

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 1>Lair the French gargoyle. How could you leave out bode Lair,

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:13.720
<v Speaker 1>the French gargoyle. I had I had heard tell of

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:15.560
<v Speaker 1>a gargoyle, but I didn't have its name, and I

0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't I didn't want to. His name was Bodelaire. Well

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 1>he's a gargoyle. His French guys. Lauren and I have

0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:24.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot more to say about Microsoft Bob. But before

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:26.960
<v Speaker 1>we get to that, let's take a quick break to

0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:37.240
<v Speaker 1>thank our sponsor. Each of these assistants had its own

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:40.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of personality in a way, in the sense that

0:31:40.080 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 1>it would some of them would be a little more

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 1>active than others. Some would would be faster to jump

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:49.800
<v Speaker 1>in and offer suggestions than others. Apparently, Scuzzie the mouse

0:31:49.880 --> 0:31:54.280
<v Speaker 1>was really apathetic, just just didn't care. Bode Laire was

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:58.080
<v Speaker 1>supposedly very quiet unless you specifically clicked on bodel are

0:31:58.160 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 1>to to get some help. Some of them were a

0:32:01.200 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 1>little more proactive, right, And they all had different different

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 1>words that they would use. They had a different vocabulary,

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:08.680
<v Speaker 1>and for example, one of the words that Rover really

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:12.160
<v Speaker 1>liked using the scrumptious as as in, I'm just one

0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 1>of a scrumptious gang of personal guides here to help

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 1>you find your way in the home. Dog uh blythe

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:25.440
<v Speaker 1>would say, oi a lot, I'm not joking, that's wonderfully

0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 1>back off the things. Yeah, because I read up on

0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:33.720
<v Speaker 1>these um Yeah. So so anyway, if you if this

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:36.000
<v Speaker 1>sounds to you like this would be even more obnoxious

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>than Clippy, you're pretty much on the right track. That

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:41.400
<v Speaker 1>does the feedback in fact that many people well, I mean,

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:43.680
<v Speaker 1>obviously Clippy didn't exist yet as a as a point

0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:48.400
<v Speaker 1>of reference, but yeah, uh and uh, you know, you

0:32:48.760 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 1>have that personal assistant going with you wherever, so you

0:32:51.560 --> 0:32:55.120
<v Speaker 1>could actually there was one choice. There was invisible, and

0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Invisible was essentially no personal assistant. You could still get

0:32:58.400 --> 0:33:00.520
<v Speaker 1>help if you really needed it, but you didn't have

0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 1>that that little animated character who was almost always in

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:06.400
<v Speaker 1>the lower right hand corner of your screen. Uh. And

0:33:06.400 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 1>and these were characters that also like if if you

0:33:08.600 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 1>were idle for an extended time, characters like like Rover

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>or Chaos would go to sleep. And yeah, and occasionally

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 1>they would interact with other stuff in the room to

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:23.400
<v Speaker 1>kind of be amusing. But I think I would have

0:33:23.440 --> 0:33:27.719
<v Speaker 1>considered it distracting personally, but absolutely I agreed. Uh And

0:33:27.760 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 1>then uh, yeah, it also had a I thought it

0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:33.120
<v Speaker 1>was nice that that Bob came with some productivity software

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 1>like letter Writer, in the sense that you didn't already

0:33:35.680 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 1>have to go out and buy other software suites. You

0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:40.640
<v Speaker 1>can do some basic computing stuff in Bob. It's a

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:44.680
<v Speaker 1>it's unfortunate that most of the navigation looked pretty complex.

0:33:44.720 --> 0:33:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Actually it would it would pull up these these dialogue

0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:49.320
<v Speaker 1>windows with lots of different choices. Yeah, I mean I

0:33:49.320 --> 0:33:52.160
<v Speaker 1>mean like RPG level choice. I mean like like seven

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 1>different choices on all these menus. Right, so you see,

0:33:54.880 --> 0:33:57.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, basic menu design. You want to try and

0:33:57.640 --> 0:34:00.240
<v Speaker 1>keep it as simple as possible. But some of these

0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:04.040
<v Speaker 1>menus had seven or more choices on them. And and

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 1>now all of them were intuitive, like you couldn't really

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:11.279
<v Speaker 1>be like one of them might be change something, well

0:34:11.320 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 1>that's not specific at all. What does that mean? And

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:14.560
<v Speaker 1>if you clicked on it, it it would allow you to

0:34:14.560 --> 0:34:17.479
<v Speaker 1>do things like change the the view of the room,

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:19.840
<v Speaker 1>so whatever is in the wind, whatever is appearing in

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:22.799
<v Speaker 1>the window, or change which programs are there, or or

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 1>or move to a different room. Um, you could add doorways,

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 1>you could add rooms. Uh and uh you might think this, uh, this,

0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 1>this program probably didn't meet with too much success or

0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:43.640
<v Speaker 1>acclaim and you'd you'd be correct entirely. According to PC Data,

0:34:44.200 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 1>retail research firm, only around fifty eight thousand copies of

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Bob were ever sold. Um, by contrast, uh moved like

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:57.040
<v Speaker 1>two point seven five million copies and retail the first month. Yeah,

0:34:57.120 --> 0:35:00.160
<v Speaker 1>so fifty eight thousand for the almost the year or

0:35:00.200 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 1>that it existed and that's it. Um. Also, Microsoft kind

0:35:04.080 --> 0:35:07.560
<v Speaker 1>of shot itself in the foot. They distributed copies review

0:35:07.640 --> 0:35:12.880
<v Speaker 1>copies to journalists back in December, right with with an

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 1>embargo on reviews until only until after CS and not

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:21.759
<v Speaker 1>until the product launched, right and so at CS, Bill

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:23.839
<v Speaker 1>Gates gets up talks about it. But at that point

0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:26.520
<v Speaker 1>the embargo lifts, which means that the journalists are allowed

0:35:26.560 --> 0:35:29.600
<v Speaker 1>to write their thoughts on Microsoft Bob. And they did

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and some of them were how they did, Yeah, there's

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 1>yeah one one. One guy said that much much of

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:40.760
<v Speaker 1>the behavior of these of these characters that are running

0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 1>around helping you out will be unappealing to people seriously

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>bent on getting a lot of their PCs, or two

0:35:45.760 --> 0:35:49.400
<v Speaker 1>adults of any kind for that matter, essentially saying that

0:35:49.480 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 1>anyone who's not a kid is going to hate this, right,

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:54.160
<v Speaker 1>and that that is the thing. You know. That's I

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 1>feel like, even if if I were completely new to

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:57.799
<v Speaker 1>computers had never used your scene one, if I had

0:35:57.800 --> 0:36:00.480
<v Speaker 1>a cartoon talking to me about what I want to do,

0:36:01.719 --> 0:36:03.800
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't. It feels like it's a toy. It feels

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 1>like it's it feels like it's a toy, and it

0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 1>feels like it's talking down to you. UM, and I

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:11.160
<v Speaker 1>mean to be fair. When Microsoft was showing off the

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:14.759
<v Speaker 1>assistance way back with publisher there were the response was

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:18.400
<v Speaker 1>very positive. People were saying, this is fantastic because these

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:20.680
<v Speaker 1>these programs are getting so complicated that I just don't

0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:23.319
<v Speaker 1>know how to do some of the things that you know,

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I occasionally need to do, but I don't do so

0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:28.759
<v Speaker 1>frequently that I've memorized the path to do this. And

0:36:28.800 --> 0:36:32.919
<v Speaker 1>I want this for everything. And Microsoft heard those those

0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 1>cries and ran with it to the point where people

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:38.600
<v Speaker 1>realized they didn't really want it for everything. They wanted

0:36:38.640 --> 0:36:43.799
<v Speaker 1>it for stuff that was beyond an easy couple of cliques, right,

0:36:44.080 --> 0:36:46.120
<v Speaker 1>And and that's that is where a lot of the

0:36:46.480 --> 0:36:48.759
<v Speaker 1>later Wizards came out of. And you know, I mean,

0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 1>we still have that on computers and it can still

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 1>be useful. UM, and I think that they were. Some

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:59.080
<v Speaker 1>of their test audiences supposedly reacted very well to it. UM.

0:36:59.120 --> 0:37:03.600
<v Speaker 1>According to an article in PC World, UM Fries had

0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Karen Fries had remembered one man's response early on to

0:37:07.680 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 1>to a to a little duck helper quote. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>was very emotional about it. He grabbed my arm. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>save all the money on the manuals and just give

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<v Speaker 1>me this duck to always be there and tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what to do, right. Yeah. Which again they ran with that,

0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:24.600
<v Speaker 1>and unfortunately I think they took it to too far

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<v Speaker 1>of an extreme. Also, Bob was a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>resource hog. Keep in mind this. In order to run it,

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<v Speaker 1>you were the suggested minimum system requirements were to have

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<v Speaker 1>a forty six CPU. Well, I remember those days. I

0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 1>actually had a two eighty six way back in the day.

0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:45.360
<v Speaker 1>If you had a three day six, yeah, oh, super fast.

0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:48.760
<v Speaker 1>They had to have thirty megabytes of free disk space. Again,

0:37:48.800 --> 0:37:50.920
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't sound like much, but it was no. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean at the time a thirty two card drive was

0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:56.319
<v Speaker 1>large and uh and eight megabytes of memory, which was

0:37:56.320 --> 0:37:59.920
<v Speaker 1>about twice as much as what most of the computers had.

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:03.839
<v Speaker 1>So for the time, you had to have a very

0:38:04.000 --> 0:38:07.600
<v Speaker 1>powerful machine to be able to just run this and

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<v Speaker 1>so and so. Yeah, and so you're talking someone who's

0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:12.399
<v Speaker 1>who's never used computers before but has a better one

0:38:12.440 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 1>than most other people. They have to go and spend

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 1>a good amount of money. Um. They it did come

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:22.400
<v Speaker 1>standard on one of the Gateway computers. Um. The Bob

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 1>was the standard user in their face for that machine.

0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 1>It's also fortunate for that gateway it had a different

0:38:28.160 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 1>layout to it looked more like a barn than a house.

0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Um beyond that, it was the same stuff. I just

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I just face palmed at that very idea excellent. I

0:38:38.600 --> 0:38:41.080
<v Speaker 1>don't really have anything more to say about about that

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:44.239
<v Speaker 1>part of it. But also they there's some other there's

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:47.439
<v Speaker 1>another legacy that Bob left us. Although it's interesting, it's

0:38:47.480 --> 0:38:50.400
<v Speaker 1>not actually used in Bob, but it was created for

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:53.399
<v Speaker 1>Bob and it has lived on in infamy ever since.

0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:57.480
<v Speaker 1>It's something that is perhaps even more hated than Bob itself,

0:38:57.800 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 1>maybe only because it's been persistent. Right we are, we

0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:04.799
<v Speaker 1>are talking about the font comics stands, comics sands. That

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:07.239
<v Speaker 1>was a funt that was designed specifically for Bob, and

0:39:07.280 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't used in Bob, but that was then incorporated

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>in future Microsoft releases. And and this this funt has

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:18.439
<v Speaker 1>received a lot of hate, a lot of hate. Well

0:39:18.440 --> 0:39:21.320
<v Speaker 1>it was it was created originally because Microsoft designer Vincent

0:39:21.400 --> 0:39:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Connair saw a beta of Bob and thought that time's

0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:27.040
<v Speaker 1>new room and was that was the font being used

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:28.239
<v Speaker 1>in it at the time. And he was like, there's

0:39:28.280 --> 0:39:32.600
<v Speaker 1>a disconnect between this fun, bubbly image that we're presenting

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:37.319
<v Speaker 1>and very terse formal font and so let's make something

0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:39.040
<v Speaker 1>that looks like it came straight out of a comic

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:45.320
<v Speaker 1>book and then reaping the rewards and accolades for generations

0:39:45.360 --> 0:39:48.000
<v Speaker 1>to come. You know what, I don't hate comic sands.

0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:50.359
<v Speaker 1>I'll come on say it. I don't but to really

0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 1>love it, but I don't hate it. I know people, though,

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 1>who have a violent reaction to I hated. In business emails, yes,

0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:00.080
<v Speaker 1>if I get a business email from someone, it's in

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:03.360
<v Speaker 1>comic sense. It's hard to take that email seriously. You know,

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:06.360
<v Speaker 1>if it starts off with hey bozo, I'll go ahead

0:40:06.360 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 1>and read it, though, because then I'm like, all right,

0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 1>now you're on Now you're speaking my language. I got you.

0:40:10.280 --> 0:40:13.839
<v Speaker 1>Now we're on the same page. There's some sort of weird, ironic,

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:16.720
<v Speaker 1>sarcastic email, and now I need to know what it says.

0:40:16.880 --> 0:40:18.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't think. I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>want to become a kind of hipster who uses comic

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 1>fans on on purpose in an ironic way. Yeah, you

0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:26.839
<v Speaker 1>don't want your emails to have a giant mustache. Now

0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I do not That's fair alright, So, um, do you

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 1>have anything else you want to say about Bob before

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:34.279
<v Speaker 1>we wrap it up? I think I think that is

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<v Speaker 1>the complete breadth and depth of the story. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny that we were even able to do an

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<v Speaker 1>episode on this. When I first thought about I was thinking,

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:44.840
<v Speaker 1>am I really gonna be able to talk about a

0:40:44.840 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 1>product that only was out on the market for less

0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:50.520
<v Speaker 1>than a year? It turns out yes we were because

0:40:50.520 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 1>there was a lot to There were a lot of

0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:55.719
<v Speaker 1>good ideas that went into the development of Bob. They

0:40:55.760 --> 0:41:00.000
<v Speaker 1>just didn't get implemented in a way that was really useful. Actually,

0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I do have one more story. I'm sorry completely lied

0:41:02.080 --> 0:41:03.839
<v Speaker 1>to second to go about about the legacy of Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>According to Raymond Chen for tech Net magazine, I know

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 1>this story when when when Windows XP came out, it

0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:14.400
<v Speaker 1>came out on c D and there were maybe about

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:17.520
<v Speaker 1>thirty megabytes of capacity left over on the CD, so

0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:20.920
<v Speaker 1>thirty megabytes of free space, free space, sure, and they

0:41:20.960 --> 0:41:23.080
<v Speaker 1>wanted to fill it up with some encrypted data that

0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 1>would be checked by the set up program as part

0:41:25.160 --> 0:41:28.799
<v Speaker 1>of the installation and verification process. Right, Um, just just

0:41:28.840 --> 0:41:31.080
<v Speaker 1>to you know, make make it a little bit more

0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 1>difficult for pirates to download it, right by by adding

0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 1>thirty megabytes to the to the size of the file,

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.960
<v Speaker 1>you would increase the download time significantly. Because remember this

0:41:42.000 --> 0:41:44.600
<v Speaker 1>is back in this is not broadband time. We're talking

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 1>about using a dial up modem. So if you're using

0:41:47.120 --> 0:41:49.640
<v Speaker 1>a dial up modem to try and pirate software, thirty

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:52.360
<v Speaker 1>megabytes might be the difference between I'll go and do

0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:55.719
<v Speaker 1>it or no, I'm not gonna do it. Um but so,

0:41:55.880 --> 0:41:59.239
<v Speaker 1>but so instead of putting just random gobbledygook into that

0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 1>extra thirty eggs he um whoever was doing it, I'm

0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:05.520
<v Speaker 1>not sure if it was. If it could have it

0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:07.440
<v Speaker 1>could have been a brave woman in our in our

0:42:07.440 --> 0:42:11.280
<v Speaker 1>technical industry. Um uh used used the entirety of Bob.

0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:14.960
<v Speaker 1>And that concludes this classic episode of tech Stuff. I

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:20.000
<v Speaker 1>hope you guys enjoyed revisiting this old topic. Hopefully we'll

0:42:20.000 --> 0:42:23.440
<v Speaker 1>never see the likes of Microsoft Bob again, but if

0:42:23.480 --> 0:42:26.480
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