Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. For the past few decades,
Speaker 1: conservatives in America have been chipping away at women's reproductive rights,
Speaker 1: and a few days ago they put the final nail
Speaker 1: in the coffin tonight, the landmark ruling the Supreme Court
Speaker 1: overturning Roe v. Wade taking away the constitutional right to abortion,
Speaker 1: the historic five four decision overturning nearly fifty years of
Speaker 1: abortion rights, leaving the matter up to states now to decide.
Speaker 1: The ruling does not make abortion illegal, but it's no
Speaker 1: longer a constitutional right, so that leaves the issue up
Speaker 1: to each state. It's likely to become illegal soon in
Speaker 1: about half the nation. Some states have already banned it
Speaker 1: as of tonight. The rest of the band states are
Speaker 1: likely to follow in the coming weeks. That's rights. The
Speaker 1: Supreme Court has officially overturned Roe v. Wade. And look,
Speaker 1: I know we expected it because the decision was leaked
Speaker 1: back in May, but that doesn't make it any better.
Speaker 1: You know. It's kind of like when as a kid,
Speaker 1: you're acting up in the grocery store and your mom
Speaker 1: would tell you, Oh, I'm gonna whip your ass when
Speaker 1: we get home. Yeah, you weren't like, oh sweet, I'm
Speaker 1: glad she told me first. That has softened the blow,
Speaker 1: because in some ways it almost made it worse. Right,
Speaker 1: we got to dread the day, and now that day
Speaker 1: is here, And honestly, it's kind of surreal. For fifty years,
Speaker 1: fifty years, women in America have had a constitutional right
Speaker 1: to an abortion, and now just like that, the Supreme
Speaker 1: Court has decided that it's finished. And by the way,
Speaker 1: the Constitution didn't change, all right, Nicholas Cage didn't find
Speaker 1: a lost passage inside of a pyramid somewhere. The only
Speaker 1: thing that changed is that Donald Trump, of all people,
Speaker 1: managed to appoint three pro life justices to the Supreme Court,
Speaker 1: judges who, by the way, went on and on in
Speaker 1: their confirmation hearings about how much they respect the important
Speaker 1: precedent of Row versus Wade. And we all knew they
Speaker 1: were of shipped too, because I mean, that's the same
Speaker 1: line you use whenever you book an Airbnb. I would
Speaker 1: never throw a party, part party, party, am I even
Speaker 1: saying that right? Party? By the way, there's a hot
Speaker 1: top in this house. Yeah. It seems like the only
Speaker 1: people on the planet who didn't realize what was happening
Speaker 1: with Joe Mansion and Susan Collins, who now say that
Speaker 1: they were tricked. Tricked, I tell you, by these judges.
Speaker 1: And by the way, why does Susan Collins never get
Speaker 1: tricked into improving healthcare or solving climate change? Huh, She's
Speaker 1: never like, oh damn it, I accidentally canceled student loan debt.
Speaker 1: Get it together, Susan. And if the overturning wasn't bad enough,
Speaker 1: Justice Q and on himself. Clarence Thomas wrote that he
Speaker 1: wants the court to reconsider the rights to gay marriage,
Speaker 1: gay sex, and contraception. Yeah, I imagine that let's due
Speaker 1: is so extreme. He's talking about banning rights I didn't
Speaker 1: even realize could be banned. He's gonna be reading the
Speaker 1: newspaper like Justice Tom just wants to ban the right
Speaker 1: to engage in nipple play. What like at some point,
Speaker 1: you're not even a judge anymore. You just a cock
Speaker 1: block in a fancy road. That's all. You are hating
Speaker 1: on everybody else. And by the way, by the way,
Speaker 1: the one ruling Clarence Thomas doesn't want to overturn and
Speaker 1: all the others that he mentioned is the right to
Speaker 1: interracial marriage. Yeah, which is a coincidence because he happens
Speaker 1: to be in an interracial marriage. Yeah. I guess apparently
Speaker 1: if something affects Clarence Thomas personally, he's okay with it.
Speaker 1: Makes me think if we could just somehow get him
Speaker 1: impregnated by like a gay man, all of our problems
Speaker 1: will be solved. And by the way, that's just the joke.
Speaker 1: I know there's some right wing pundits is gonna be like,
Speaker 1: he's trying to know a threatening to sodomize and impregnant
Speaker 1: a Supreme Court justice? Is that what he's doing? That
Speaker 1: there are people standing outside, he's howl right now with
Speaker 1: the penis. Is that what he's doing? A Joe, calm
Speaker 1: down now. Despite the Supreme Court ruling to overturn Rov. Wade,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean people in America want abortion outlawd and
Speaker 1: the reaction. The reaction to Friday's ruling showed just how
Speaker 1: out of step the Supreme Court actually is. From Los
Speaker 1: Angeles to Cleveland and Huntsville, Alabama, Americans took to the
Speaker 1: streets nationwide over the weekend. The protests largely peaceful gatherings,
Speaker 1: once again outside the justices DC area homes, Friday and
Speaker 1: stretching from coast to coast. Today, thousands of pro abortion
Speaker 1: rights activists jammed New York City traffic for hours, others
Speaker 1: blocking the Los Angeles Freeway. This decision, he's an outrage.
Speaker 1: This decision is absolutely terrifying. More than anything, it just
Speaker 1: makes me angry. Yeah, that's right, from New York to
Speaker 1: New Mexico. Millions around the country are furious, and rightfully so,
Speaker 1: because women in America just lost control over their own bodies,
Speaker 1: which I don't care who you are, is a horrifying
Speaker 1: thing to be faced with. I mean, Rudy Giuliani called
Speaker 1: the cops because someone touched his without permission. Imagine if
Speaker 1: someone forced him to give birth, huh, I mean, someone
Speaker 1: would have to have sex with him first. But you
Speaker 1: get the points. You're gonna sell what I'm saying. And
Speaker 1: after half a century of having that right, it's now
Speaker 1: being taken away, which is especially crazy when you consider
Speaker 1: that countries like Mexico and Ireland are moving forward in
Speaker 1: the opposite direction. You don't realize how weird that is. Right,
Speaker 1: Ireland has had violent conflicts between Christians and other Christians,
Speaker 1: and even they are looking at America like don't you
Speaker 1: think you're taking it a wee bit too far with
Speaker 1: the Jesus stuff. It's a little bit too crazy, don't
Speaker 1: you think so? The Supreme Court is shutting everything down.
Speaker 1: People are rising up in the streets, and the Democrats, well,
Speaker 1: they responded in a way that only the Democrats can.
Speaker 1: Democrats are already looking to November. They have fundraising emails
Speaker 1: going out in response to this decision. They have a
Speaker 1: new website up. Speaker Nancy Pelosi looked downcast when she
Speaker 1: began her press conference. I am personally overwhelmed by this decision.
Speaker 1: From time to time, I quote this poem, I had
Speaker 1: no other country, even though my land is burning. Michigan
Speaker 1: Congressman Andy Levin tweeted a photo of himself in a
Speaker 1: yoga pose, saying, quote, in a moment of intense anger,
Speaker 1: I turn inward. Let us release toxicity. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's the perfect yoga pose for democratic leadership. Very little
Speaker 1: action on your head is basically up your own ass,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if anybody voted for the performanceive aspect.
Speaker 1: People just want things done right. No one cares about
Speaker 1: kentick cloths or singing on the capital steps, and especially
Speaker 1: not poetry. All right, I feel like any moment now,
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer is going to throw on a fake pregnant
Speaker 1: belly and just take a knee in the capital, be
Speaker 1: like we are all pregnant now and we're standing check
Speaker 1: out there. Why do Democrats do this? Why do they
Speaker 1: do this? Not once have I seen Mr McConnell come
Speaker 1: out and sing a song about how overwhelmed he is.
Speaker 1: He just gets things done. He never comes up like
Speaker 1: oh no, barder no, or the trouble our shared no,
Speaker 1: every time he used his power to make a new
Speaker 1: In fact, that president's counterpoint judges if it's an election
Speaker 1: year and they're black American black god. In fact, watching
Speaker 1: the Democrats response and knowing, knowing that they had multiple
Speaker 1: opportunities to get ahead of this, maybe think maybe voters
Speaker 1: should change things up, you know, maybe you should do
Speaker 1: a new thing in America. Instead of fundraising emails, maybe
Speaker 1: you should do fund rewarding emails. Right, yeah, make the
Speaker 1: Democrats show you what they've done and then you donate
Speaker 1: to their cause instead of then be like, donate, we'll
Speaker 1: do something, and then they don't. What do they do it?
Speaker 1: It's the same reason, it's the same reason I don't
Speaker 1: pay my boba before he does the job. Yeah, he'll
Speaker 1: get his money after I see what he does with
Speaker 1: my hairline. I'm not making that mistake again. And now,
Speaker 1: please don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying the Democrats are doing nothing in response to
Speaker 1: this ruling. The Biden administration has said that it would
Speaker 1: fight any attempt to restrict access to abortion pills regardless
Speaker 1: of state laws, and they'll protect people who travel out
Speaker 1: of state to get a legal abortion. Plus, the Senate
Speaker 1: Judiciary Committee says that they're going to hold a hearing
Speaker 1: next month to explore its options. Yeah. Yeah, so they're
Speaker 1: coming through with both too little and too late, very nice,
Speaker 1: very nice, the full range, all and and and in
Speaker 1: case and in case you're wondering what Republican lawmakers think
Speaker 1: of telling women what they should do with their own bodies, Well,
Speaker 1: they're celebrating the win of small government over the people.
Speaker 1: Cheers from anti abortion rights advocates, some celebrating the decision
Speaker 1: they've been working towards for decades. Over the weekend, President
Speaker 1: Trump took a victory lap on his conservative court appointments
Speaker 1: at a rally with Republican House Member Mary Miller, who
Speaker 1: made these controversial comments. I want to thank you for
Speaker 1: the historic victory for why life and the Supreme Court yesterday.
Speaker 1: A Utah state legislator is under fire for her remarks
Speaker 1: defending Utah's new abortion band and my responses, I do
Speaker 1: trust women in that to control when they allow a
Speaker 1: man to ejaculate so inside of them and to people
Speaker 1: that intake of semen. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did she
Speaker 1: say women should control the intake of semen? How by
Speaker 1: by by turning the little chap that's on the top
Speaker 1: of the penis product turning that. Ah, that's enough. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get too pregnant. But other women with Trump,
Speaker 1: that was even wor us. She literally thanked Trump for
Speaker 1: saving white life and to be fair, to be fair,
Speaker 1: she later said that she misspoke and meant to say
Speaker 1: right to life. But okay, here's the thing. Even if
Speaker 1: she misspoke, she still just kept on talking without fixing it.
Speaker 1: It's like she heard herself call it a victory for
Speaker 1: white life and thought, yeah, that sounds like something I
Speaker 1: would say. Yeah, let's stick with that. What's even worse
Speaker 1: is that the Trump supporters applauded her. Even if we
Speaker 1: give her the benefit of the doubts, the reaction from
Speaker 1: the crowd is pretty telling, right, I Mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: one thing for a person to accidentally rip a fought
Speaker 1: in an elevator, but it's way worse if everyone else
Speaker 1: in the elevator goes, oh, yeah, yeah, that's the good
Speaker 1: stuff that we like that. We like that a lot.
Speaker 1: So yeah, pro lifers are feeling pretty good right now.
Speaker 1: But if you think that Rob being dead it is
Speaker 1: the end of the story, and you think the right
Speaker 1: wing is are just going to take their bibles and
Speaker 1: go home, think again, because they're saying that this is
Speaker 1: just the beginning. Some and bolden House Republicans want to
Speaker 1: take this one step further by pushing legislation to ban
Speaker 1: abortion at fifteen weeks nationwide. We know that former Vice
Speaker 1: President Mike Patts, who wants to run for president, supports
Speaker 1: a nationwide ban on abortion. Another big question is over
Speaker 1: the abortion pill as it's called. Some states may want
Speaker 1: to target that medication, and the states that ban abortion,
Speaker 1: it is illegal to get those bills from a doctor,
Speaker 1: and some states are trying to go further and also
Speaker 1: ban receiving the pills by mail from a state where
Speaker 1: they're legal. Yeah, you see conservative extremists ongoing to stop
Speaker 1: fighting just because they got roll overturned. They just won
Speaker 1: a huge victory. Why would they quit now? When it
Speaker 1: teams scores a touchdown, they don't just walk off the
Speaker 1: field congratulating each other, you know, I mean the New
Speaker 1: York Jets do, But the rest of the teams they
Speaker 1: keep trying to run up the score. And that's what
Speaker 1: these people have their site sets. Because first it was
Speaker 1: no late term abortions, Okay, well it seems reasonable. Then
Speaker 1: it was no abortion after twenty three weeks, then fifteen weeks,
Speaker 1: then six, now zero. What's next, Well, they're just gonna
Speaker 1: make tiny little handcuffs to have arrest every sperm that
Speaker 1: didn't fertilize an egg. Is that will be Maybe next
Speaker 1: time you'll think twice before ending up in a sock
Speaker 1: instead of a vagina. Huh. And I know, I know
Speaker 1: many people around the country feel infuriated, depressed, and like
Speaker 1: there's no hope, But there is, there really is. First
Speaker 1: of all, there are many organizations, grassroots organizations on the
Speaker 1: ground who have already been helping women who couldn't get
Speaker 1: an abortion because they lived in some of these most
Speaker 1: extreme states. So you can donate to them where you
Speaker 1: can volunteer. And as for the Democrats in power, there
Speaker 1: is something you can actually do. Yeah, yeah, actually wrote
Speaker 1: wrote you a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue.
Speaker 1: The people voted. So how about doing your job in
Speaker 1: passing loss to quarified contraception, marriage equality and all the
Speaker 1: other rights of Supreme Court is basically threatened to take away?
Speaker 1: And so are you. Rudy Giuliani, former New York City
Speaker 1: mayor and America's most illegal lawyer. You see, he was
Speaker 1: in a supermarket on Staten Island Sunday campaigning for his son,
Speaker 1: Andrew Giuliani, who's trying to make history as New York's
Speaker 1: first caveman governor. And thankfully, Rudy is now doing okay
Speaker 1: after just barely surviving a heinous drive by on his
Speaker 1: upper back. Staten Island grocery store workers facing assault charged
Speaker 1: is accused of slapping former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani.
Speaker 1: This surveillance video shows the encounter inside a Shop Right store.
Speaker 1: The worker appears to hit Julianni on the back, prompting
Speaker 1: a reaction from the former mayor in yp has said
Speaker 1: that this man was a thirty nine year old sesspact
Speaker 1: to approach Giuliani, slapped him in the back and said,
Speaker 1: what's up, scumbag. Giuliani refused medical attention at the scene,
Speaker 1: and the thirty nine year old was taken into custody,
Speaker 1: with the Vitty recommending charges of second degree assault. Don't
Speaker 1: you enough? Don't you get off? This? A second degree assault?
Speaker 1: That's how tough New York's laws are. Third degree is
Speaker 1: if you lightly blow on someone's ear, and first degree
Speaker 1: is if you book them on the nose. Boo, I've
Speaker 1: been hit. I've been hit. Please at please, don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong. Don't get me wrong. I don't think it
Speaker 1: is right for anyone to be putting their hands on
Speaker 1: politicians or anyone for that matter, without their consent. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. But no way in hell is
Speaker 1: that second degree assault. But I barely tells that's not
Speaker 1: second gift, that's assault. Then what I guess Will Smith
Speaker 1: murdered Chris Rock That's what happened there. And now I'm
Speaker 1: in the gray and the gray, and and I love
Speaker 1: how I love how they say Rudy declined medical attention.
Speaker 1: Medical attention for what? For what? That's the kind of
Speaker 1: injury we're the only thing you could do is kiss
Speaker 1: it and make it feel better. That's it. Is it better, Rudy,
Speaker 1: woe win? Is it better? In fact, if anyone needs
Speaker 1: medical attention here, it's the guy who touched Rudy Giuliani. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dude's hand probably looks like dumbledoors off and he bare
Speaker 1: handed a hawk cross. And yes, I will admit, I
Speaker 1: will admit this guy did sound aggressive. But you've got
Speaker 1: to understand, what's up, scumbag. It's just how people say
Speaker 1: hello on Staten Island. You know, that's a normal conversation.
Speaker 1: What's up, scumbag? Nothing much for your mother, all right, well,
Speaker 1: not to see your grandma. But to me, to me,
Speaker 1: the best part of this story is that the more
Speaker 1: Rudy told it, the more the slaps seemed to hurt.
Speaker 1: He hit me hard enough to knock me forward about
Speaker 1: like you know, elderly people die mostly from falls. Disc
Speaker 1: to the to me, I got hit on the bag
Speaker 1: as if a boulder hit me. Uh, you knocked me forward,
Speaker 1: Steppard two. All of a sudden, I feel a shot
Speaker 1: on my back like somebody shot me. You know that
Speaker 1: that was That was the woman who was rubbing my back.
Speaker 1: The guy hit me so hard that she herself almost
Speaker 1: fell Trump the reverberation of it. Yeah, that's right. He
Speaker 1: slapped me so hard my eyeballs fell out and I
Speaker 1: have to pick them up and put them back. And
Speaker 1: you all saw that. He slapped me so hard I
Speaker 1: shipped out the side of my face two years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how hard it loss. You saw it, everybody. I
Speaker 1: felt that. I felt that. You know, I thought that
Speaker 1: Rudy was lying about the election being stolen because he
Speaker 1: was a Trump sickophant. It turns out he just lives
Speaker 1: in another world. This is just his brain. And I
Speaker 1: will say in his defense, in his defense, he was
Speaker 1: already in a weakened states. You know, you have to
Speaker 1: acknowledge that he was out during the day in a
Speaker 1: store that sells garlic. I mean, you know, it was
Speaker 1: hard for him. It was hard. Let's move on from
Speaker 1: an attack that Rudy will always remember to one that
Speaker 1: he always conveniently seems to forget. January six, the day
Speaker 1: Trump supporters tried to play capture the Flag with Mike
Speaker 1: Pence's head. Yesterday, the January six Committee announced that they
Speaker 1: would be holding a surprise hearing with a surprise witness.
Speaker 1: And you know, whatever Congress says something like, oh this
Speaker 1: is a must watch, you're like, that's what they said
Speaker 1: about Morbius. But let me tell you people, today's hearing
Speaker 1: was insane. I'm talking like proper insane. So let's catch
Speaker 1: up on all the latest January six updates. So it
Speaker 1: turns out the supper as witness today was Cassidy Hutchinson,
Speaker 1: a top eight to Donald Trump's chief of staff, which
Speaker 1: means she was often in the room where it happened.
Speaker 1: The room where it happens it was overthrowing democracy. Now,
Speaker 1: Hutchinson had a lot of firsthand knowledge of what Trump
Speaker 1: was doing from the moment that he lost the election
Speaker 1: all the way through January six. And one of the
Speaker 1: stories she told was how Trump lost his ship when
Speaker 1: he found out his attorney general wasn't going along with
Speaker 1: his lies about the election. I remember hearing noise coming
Speaker 1: from down the hallway. I left the office and went
Speaker 1: down to the dining room, and I noticed that the
Speaker 1: door has cropped open, and the valet was inside the
Speaker 1: dining room, changing the tablecloth off of the dining room table.
Speaker 1: He motioned for me to come in and then pointed
Speaker 1: towards the front of the room, near the fireplace mantel
Speaker 1: and the TV, where I first noticed there is catch
Speaker 1: up dripping down the wall and there's a shattered porcelain
Speaker 1: play on the floor. The valet had articulated that the
Speaker 1: President was extremely angry at the Attorney General's ap interview
Speaker 1: and had thrown his lunch against the wall. And Miss Hutchinson,
Speaker 1: was this the only instance that you are aware of
Speaker 1: where the president through dishes? It's not. And are there
Speaker 1: other instances in the dining room that you recall where
Speaker 1: he expressed his anger? There were. There were several times
Speaker 1: throughout my tenure with the Chief of a Sock that
Speaker 1: I was aware of him either throwing dishes or flipping
Speaker 1: the tablecloth um to let all the contents at the
Speaker 1: table go onto the floor. Yeah. I know, I too,
Speaker 1: are shocked to he had that Trump threw any of
Speaker 1: his food away, because I mean, let's be honest, this
Speaker 1: guy has taken more selfies with food than he has
Speaker 1: with some of his kids. Right for me, the reason
Speaker 1: Eric dresses up as a hot dog just to get
Speaker 1: a hug. Do you love me, now, Dad? Do you
Speaker 1: love me? You're the and I always wanted Oscar Meyer
Speaker 1: always wanted. And you heard what she said. This wasn't
Speaker 1: a one time thing. Trump was constantly throwing food tantrums.
Speaker 1: But what's interesting is she didn't say flipping the table.
Speaker 1: She said flipping the table cloth. So either Trump was
Speaker 1: an amateur magician. Oh, he wasn't strong enough to flip
Speaker 1: a table, so he just did the table clothey said.
Speaker 1: He was like, ah, And you know, if this happened regularly,
Speaker 1: it must have sucked for all the people who work
Speaker 1: in the White House. You know, all the staff who
Speaker 1: have to clean up after him, the people who made
Speaker 1: the food and the dishes. Can you imagine how traumatizing
Speaker 1: this must have been for the dishes? Everybody wilcome to
Speaker 1: the White House be our Yes, yeah, you just killing me. Flogs.
Speaker 1: Don't look now your mother? Hundred pieces kiss mother. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this man is with them, said bees. We
Speaker 1: should look back. He didn't quite to have sex with
Speaker 1: the dusta. How long I'm straight to DVD now. It
Speaker 1: turns out it turns out that wasn't the only Trump
Speaker 1: tantrum that Hutchinson testified about because she also said that
Speaker 1: on January six, as the Trump mob was marching towards
Speaker 1: the capital, Trump wanted to lead them to the capital himself, right,
Speaker 1: But when Secret Service agent Bobby Angle refused the President's
Speaker 1: request for safety this happened. The President said something to
Speaker 1: the effect of I'm the fving President. Take me up
Speaker 1: to the capital now, to which Bobby responded, sir, we
Speaker 1: have to go back to the west wing. The President
Speaker 1: reached up towards the front of the vehicle to grab
Speaker 1: at the steering wheel. Mr Angle grabbed his arm said sir,
Speaker 1: you need to take your hand off the steering wheel.
Speaker 1: We're going back to the west wing. We're not going
Speaker 1: to the capital. Mr Trump then used his free hand
Speaker 1: to lunch towards Bobby Angle, and when Mr Ronado had
Speaker 1: recounted this story to me, he had motioned towards his classicals.
Speaker 1: God damn, that is insane. Trump fighting to take control
Speaker 1: of the President's car like he's a bad guy in
Speaker 1: an action movie, only he's the presidents and this is
Speaker 1: real life. I mean, you gotta admit, though, fighting your
Speaker 1: own secret serviceation is kind of genius. On Trump's pot right,
Speaker 1: because he's hitting the one person who caught hit back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they can punch back, but then they've got
Speaker 1: to jump in front of their own punch, you know,
Speaker 1: just like take that, Oh did you feel that one, rudy,
Speaker 1: because you know, you know, this whole thing shows you
Speaker 1: how lazy Trump is. The capital it's like two miles away.
Speaker 1: Everyone else walked there, but Trump was like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: could walk there. I could walk or I could try
Speaker 1: steal a car from the Secret Service. Which one is it?
Speaker 1: And not to victim blame, but but this is on
Speaker 1: the Secret Service, right. You had four years to Trump
Speaker 1: proof that vehicle. You knew who you were dealing with.
Speaker 1: This should have been a toy steering wheel in the
Speaker 1: passenger seat the whole time. Just let him think he's
Speaker 1: driving and go back, go back to the West wing. Anyways,
Speaker 1: and you know, beyond Trump, this story just proves once
Speaker 1: and for all that's sitting in the back seat is
Speaker 1: always a position of weakness. It doesn't matter what the
Speaker 1: real power dynamics are. No one in the back seat
Speaker 1: gets their way because I mean he's lunging at them
Speaker 1: like I'm the president, and they're like you're in the
Speaker 1: back seat. Bit shut up. He's like, la, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put my window down. So there were many funny
Speaker 1: and disturbing moments in today's testimony, but the most damning
Speaker 1: part of today was when Hutchinson revealed that when President
Speaker 1: Trump was told that some of the mob had weapons,
Speaker 1: he instructed security to take down metal detectives and let
Speaker 1: the mob in. I was in the vicinity of a
Speaker 1: conversation where I overheard the President say something to the
Speaker 1: effect of, you know, I don't even care that they
Speaker 1: have weapons. They're not here to hurt me. Take that
Speaker 1: thing bags away. Let my people in. They can march
Speaker 1: the capital from here. Let the people in take the
Speaker 1: acting bags away. Yeah. Apparently Trump wanted the metal detectives
Speaker 1: removed so that his supporters with guns could march to
Speaker 1: the Capitol. Yeah. So I guess he didn't necessarily want
Speaker 1: to hang my pens. He wanted to also give him
Speaker 1: the option of the firing squad, So he's pro choice.
Speaker 1: This is good to know. It's good to know. It
Speaker 1: has now been four months since Vladimir Putin sent his
Speaker 1: troops on the shittiest road trip ever, and not only
Speaker 1: has he failed to quickly overwhelm Ukraine. He's managed to
Speaker 1: unite the rest of Europe against him. A landmark announcement today,
Speaker 1: NATO formally invited Sweden and Finland to join the alliance,
Speaker 1: and President Biden announced that the US will strengthen its
Speaker 1: military posture in Europe. NATO's thirty member countries are poised
Speaker 1: to add two more. The move will more than double
Speaker 1: the length of NATO's border with Russia. And I'm pleased
Speaker 1: to announce that we now have an agreement. Sweden and
Speaker 1: Finland applied for NATO membership last month. Puton's decision to
Speaker 1: invade one neighbor had them worried he might be willing
Speaker 1: to attack another. After two hundred years of military and
Speaker 1: non alignment, Sweden has chosen a new path. Wow, this
Speaker 1: is huge. Sweden is joining NATO. You understand, they've been
Speaker 1: a neutral country for two hundred years. Two hundred years
Speaker 1: even when the World Wars were happening. They were sitting
Speaker 1: on the side like, well, that's none of miapesiness. But
Speaker 1: today they are ending their neutrality. This is so wild.
Speaker 1: This is like the moment in a kung fu movie
Speaker 1: where the monk drops his broomstick and it's like I'm
Speaker 1: taking a new vow to whip some ass. And surely
Speaker 1: at this point, even letting me a putent can admit
Speaker 1: that this invasion has been an abject failure, right because
Speaker 1: you realized the whole reason he gave for invading Ukraine
Speaker 1: was to stop the expansion of NATO, and now his
Speaker 1: war has caused the expansion of ATO. You don't, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's sort of like it's sort of like those um,
Speaker 1: those Dare anti drug programs, Remember those they trying to
Speaker 1: scare kids away from drugs by sending cops into schools
Speaker 1: who are like, gather around, let me teach you about drugs,
Speaker 1: And then twelve ye old kids were like, okay, crack
Speaker 1: sounds is fun. Crack guys. Now, look, it is a
Speaker 1: big deal. It is a big deal that Sweden and
Speaker 1: Finland are joining NATO. But I'll be honest, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's gonna scare Russia into retreats, because, let's
Speaker 1: be honest, these people on exactly the vikings they used
Speaker 1: to be. You know. Yeah, back in the day they
Speaker 1: would pillage your village and have sex with you on showtime,
Speaker 1: you know, but these days they're not exactly military superpowers.
Speaker 1: I mean their fighter jets are probably made by Ikea.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, they look great, but you don't want
Speaker 1: to sit on them. Actually, you know what, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: that's what they should do. Yeah, they should use their
Speaker 1: Ikea powers to help win the war in Ukraine. That's
Speaker 1: what they said. They said they should try and distruct
Speaker 1: the troops with meat balls, just been like would you
Speaker 1: like some would you like something? Or they should put
Speaker 1: those stickers on the floor all over Ukraine. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: that way the Russian troops will never get where they're going.
Speaker 1: Where's Cliff? I keep ending up in the kitchen section?
Speaker 1: God dear me, Yain Lucky and Boris again. But let's
Speaker 1: move on from the war in Europe to the war
Speaker 1: that America is waging on women's bodies. Ever since the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court decided that having a child is a sacred
Speaker 1: choice between a woman and her state legislature, abortion laws
Speaker 1: have been chaos because you see, some states banned abortion,
Speaker 1: some states are protecting abortion, and other states banned abortion,
Speaker 1: but then their courts unbanned those bands. So abortion is
Speaker 1: legal again until they reban it, which means right now,
Speaker 1: women's reproductive rights are as unpredictable as the mac rib
Speaker 1: It's here, it's gone, It's yeah, it's gone, it's back again,
Speaker 1: it's gone. And it turns out the overturning of Ruvie
Speaker 1: Wade has been such an earthquake that it sent shock
Speaker 1: waves through the rest of the world. In fact, France
Speaker 1: and Israel saw what happened in America and decided to
Speaker 1: strengthen their abortion rights in their countries. Imagine that. Just
Speaker 1: imagine that. And I don't know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember this, but that's what Canada did with guns, right,
Speaker 1: they saw the two mass shootings in America and they
Speaker 1: took away. Canadian done so, I guess in a wave.
Speaker 1: In a way, America still is a world leader, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: America does something and that leads the world in the
Speaker 1: opposite direction. Yeah. At this point in America is almost
Speaker 1: like the dumb kid in class that you reversed cheats
Speaker 1: off of, you know, it's just like he circled. See.
Speaker 1: So it's definitely not c But the big question in
Speaker 1: the States is if abortion is illegal, how are the
Speaker 1: States going to enforce that? While it turns out they
Speaker 1: might have a snitch in your pockets in the wake
Speaker 1: of the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade,
Speaker 1: many women are now deleting their period tracking apps now.
Speaker 1: Privacy experts are concerned that data from apps like Flow
Speaker 1: and Clue could potentially be used to identify someone that's
Speaker 1: seeking an abortion. The data on your phone in apps,
Speaker 1: search data, and other digital data is not necessarily protected
Speaker 1: by hippop. I think it's important that people realize there
Speaker 1: have been past court cases where online searches for abortion
Speaker 1: pills or abortion services have been used to prosecute women.
Speaker 1: That's right. If prosecutors are aggressive enough, they could use
Speaker 1: your apps or your search history on your phone to
Speaker 1: prove that you had an abortion, which, first of all,
Speaker 1: is a very unhealthy practice in a relationship. You don't
Speaker 1: search through anyone's phone, Okay, it destroys trust. Don't do it.
Speaker 1: And also what a ship world for women to be
Speaker 1: living in. Think about like you need to use your
Speaker 1: phone for everything, especially period tracking, or where you're gonna
Speaker 1: find an abortionally, like, how are you going to search
Speaker 1: for abortion pills without Google? Or you're just gonna have
Speaker 1: to write a question on a piece of paper, throw
Speaker 1: it out the window, and hope for the best. But
Speaker 1: that's where that's where we are in America right now.
Speaker 1: Women taking care of their own health have to cover
Speaker 1: their tracks online like they're planning a heist. They've got
Speaker 1: to disable location services, they have to talk to each
Speaker 1: other through encrypted apps. They have to kill the dual
Speaker 1: lingo out before it snitches on them in English and Italian.
Speaker 1: And you know, you know, this puts into perspective just
Speaker 1: how much our phones know about all of us, right
Speaker 1: only when they say the government's going to use the
Speaker 1: things on your phone to come after you. Because your
Speaker 1: phones know where you go, you know who you with,
Speaker 1: what we eat, what we buy, which actor we can't
Speaker 1: remember from that movie whose name we forgot. It means
Speaker 1: at any moment, cops could just bust down your door
Speaker 1: like bam, you run your rest And by the way,
Speaker 1: it's Richard Gear. Yeah that was there. That's why whenever
Speaker 1: I use apps or anything online, I try to throw
Speaker 1: the authorities off. Yeah, whenever I'm doing something shady, I
Speaker 1: never search where do I find weed? No? I search
Speaker 1: where does Mitch McConnell find where? Yeah? Now, now the
Speaker 1: cops are looking for Mitch McConnell, and I've got the munchies.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about some vacation, that special time
Speaker 1: of year where you don't get laid in a different city.
Speaker 1: The US travel industry is expecting record numbers this weekend
Speaker 1: as the summer season kicks off, with some forty two
Speaker 1: million people driving to their vacation spots. So if you
Speaker 1: have to pee, go now, because we are not stopping,
Speaker 1: I believe it or not. As chaotic as it's going
Speaker 1: to be on the roads, it turns out it could
Speaker 1: be even worse in the sky. Hundred of flights canceled
Speaker 1: across the US today, more than a thousand flights canceled
Speaker 1: over the weekend. The summer travel season is heating up,
Speaker 1: and so is frustration for thousands of Americans this week
Speaker 1: their summer getaways, landing them in an airport armageddon. More
Speaker 1: than two thousand flights acts just since yesterday, Travel app
Speaker 1: Hopper reports more than a quarter of recent flights have
Speaker 1: been delayed, fueled by industry staffing shortages, soaring demand, and
Speaker 1: severe weather. The chaos comes just as airports brace for
Speaker 1: another flood of travelers July fourth weekend and anticipated eleven
Speaker 1: million to pass through airports over the holiday. Despite the
Speaker 1: soaring cost of travel. Envoy Air, a regional carrier owned
Speaker 1: by American Airlines, is now offering pilots triple pay to
Speaker 1: work on their days off, saying it's part of a
Speaker 1: proactive strategy to run a reliable schedule during the peak
Speaker 1: summer travel season. Industry experts say, big picture, the airlines
Speaker 1: just weren't ready for this kind of demand coming out
Speaker 1: of the pandemic. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold on? Did
Speaker 1: they say airlines didn't expect that there would be a
Speaker 1: surge in air travel after the entire planet was trapped
Speaker 1: in our bedrooms for two years straight? Speaking to our
Speaker 1: grand models through a hazmat suit. You didn't expect that ship?
Speaker 1: What is it like? Why? Why isn't that airlines are
Speaker 1: always shocked by things that should be easily predictable. If
Speaker 1: you're shocked, Oh, shocked off? Who would have thought people
Speaker 1: want to travel after they couldn't for a long time?
Speaker 1: Oh guys, it turns out that that by booking too
Speaker 1: many people for the flight, there are now too many
Speaker 1: people for this flight. There is no way to know
Speaker 1: that this could have happened. Who could have seen this coming?
Speaker 1: Of course, people want to travel even cooped up for years.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'll bet you half the people at January
Speaker 1: six were just there for a change of scenery. You know.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't really want to hang Mike pants,
Speaker 1: but it's better than staying home in Idaho. And you
Speaker 1: gotta admit, all the TV during the pandemic made it worse.
Speaker 1: I mean, we watched all those cool shows where people
Speaker 1: are having fun in Fiji, you know, or in Paris
Speaker 1: or in South Korea. It made everything look so cool.
Speaker 1: I want to play red Light Green Lights. So of
Speaker 1: course people are traveling in record numbers. You know, you
Speaker 1: realize we don't even care that flying has gotten worse
Speaker 1: and worse. Everyone wants to travel. Everything's gotten worse about flying.
Speaker 1: Everything is delayed, legroom is shrinking, Your bags are always
Speaker 1: on another flight going somewhere else. But we don't have
Speaker 1: a choice, right airlines have got us. Man, as soon
Speaker 1: the airlines are going to be like, all right, we've
Speaker 1: replaced all the seats with just a spike that goes
Speaker 1: up your butt. What are we gonna do, which is
Speaker 1: gonna be like, well, loop it up? Because I'm going
Speaker 1: to disney Land. I'm gold. I will say I am
Speaker 1: happy that Cavin Cruise and pilots are getting paid more
Speaker 1: because of this. Yeah, because they said that pie that's
Speaker 1: are getting paid triple their normal salary just to come
Speaker 1: to work, which is great for them. Yeah, although I
Speaker 1: will say I'm a little worried that the airlines being
Speaker 1: so desperate might make the pilots a little cocky. Ah,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Bitches of speaking and just half y
Speaker 1: Today I'm bawling out of control feats forever the hell
Speaker 1: I want to go, because what are you gonna do
Speaker 1: about it? Find another pilot? Good luck with that, there
Speaker 1: are none. I can do whatever I want. In fact,
Speaker 1: here and check this ship out. I was fun by
Speaker 1: the way, fast your seat belts, because I should have
Speaker 1: said that first. Right, Well, whatever in flight? Where's my
Speaker 1: co pilot? I gotta pay? There's no one here? Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just do it right here. Ah, can't
Speaker 1: believe be cheered for that pilot. What an asshole? Oh?
Speaker 1: Speaking of people getting paid more, all across the United States,
Speaker 1: workers are unionizing to fight for better rights, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is happening everywhere, from Amazon to stop Bucks, even Apple,
Speaker 1: and now the movement is gaining so much steam it's
Speaker 1: even stretching back in time. Medieval Times workers in New
Speaker 1: Jersey will vote next month on forming the company's first union.
Speaker 1: The group pushing for a safer and more enjoyable workplace,
Speaker 1: siding safety concerns. They claimed guests can be disruptive, make
Speaker 1: loud noises and startled the horses, who will then throw
Speaker 1: the cast members off their backs. Unruly children and drunken
Speaker 1: adults have been known to grab actors and even reach
Speaker 1: out to touch the falcon as it flies overhead. Workers
Speaker 1: say Medieval Times skims on security to save money, leaving
Speaker 1: performers to enforce boundaries and police the crowd. Wow, do
Speaker 1: you know how wild the crowd has to be to
Speaker 1: mess with people in armor carrying swords. I mean, I
Speaker 1: knew white people get drunk, but this is a whole
Speaker 1: other level. This is I want to fight that horse, bro.
Speaker 1: You know what they need to do, Actually, they need
Speaker 1: to make a new policy that if you course ship
Speaker 1: at Medieval Times, you get a medieval punishment. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: forget getting escort to the parking lot. You're making people's
Speaker 1: jobs of misery. You're going down to the dungeon where
Speaker 1: group of like play greats are gonna eat your dick off.
Speaker 1: That's what they should do. You're in medieval times. Because
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You're never going to stop people from
Speaker 1: getting rowdy at medieval times. It's never gonna happen. Those
Speaker 1: people are just trying to act like they're in medieval times.
Speaker 1: That's why they're trying to grab the falcon. People in
Speaker 1: the year even they were definitely getting drunk and messing
Speaker 1: with birds. That was one of the only hobbies back then.
Speaker 1: All right, you could drink meat and throw ship at
Speaker 1: a falcon, or you could die in the street. Those
Speaker 1: are the main activities. What are you doing next weekend?
Speaker 1: I'm dying. Oh no, no no, I'm gonna catch a falcon.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad. I'm glad these workers are trying to unionize.
Speaker 1: First of all, I love medieval times. You know where
Speaker 1: else can you get a glimpse of what America is
Speaker 1: gonna look like when the Supreme Court is done? But
Speaker 1: also also these people deserve protections. I mean, these are
Speaker 1: serious performers. Have you seen them in character? They never
Speaker 1: break never break character. Almost Maybe wonder if like they
Speaker 1: stay in character during the union negotiations. You know, we're
Speaker 1: here by demandeth that our healthcare plan common Nature's also
Speaker 1: our wenches and halls want maternity leave. Oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Kimberly and Amber. Kimberly and Amber one maternity. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I got carried away. I got carried away. You know whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever I see medieval times, I always wonder if years
Speaker 1: from now they're gonna have a themed restaurant where people
Speaker 1: come to watch actors pretend they're in the twenty twenties,
Speaker 1: because we're in the old times of then. You know,
Speaker 1: is there someone who's gonna stand in the middle, like,
Speaker 1: welcome to millennial times? Watch does this man of legend
Speaker 1: binges Netflix while also scrolling on his phone a the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court, America's got talent but for laws and stuff.
Speaker 1: From the moment Amy Coney Barrett was sworn in, it
Speaker 1: was only a matter of time before the Supreme Court
Speaker 1: started restoring America back to its factory settings. And in
Speaker 1: the last few weeks they decided that church and states
Speaker 1: should get a little cozier. They decided that America's real
Speaker 1: gun problem is that they aren't enough of them, and
Speaker 1: they decided that coaches are state property. And today, as
Speaker 1: they were closing out their term. They decided this the
Speaker 1: big news out of the Supreme Corps. The High Court
Speaker 1: just handing down their final two decisions of this historic term. First,
Speaker 1: a major environmental case, the Court deciding sick to three
Speaker 1: in favor of sharply curving the e PAS authority to
Speaker 1: regulate greenhouse gas emissions. This is a big setback for
Speaker 1: the Biden administration for its efforts to restrict global warming. Wait,
Speaker 1: wait what? The Supreme Court ruled that the Environmental Protection
Speaker 1: Agency does not have the authority to protect the environment.
Speaker 1: So what is their job now? It's gonna look at
Speaker 1: the environments and be like, oh, ship, all right, that
Speaker 1: was a good dead work. You guys want to get
Speaker 1: some drinks. And by the way, I don't know if
Speaker 1: if it's the same for you. It's always weird to
Speaker 1: me how the news in America frames some of these stories.
Speaker 1: You know, like, this is a defeat for the Biden administration.
Speaker 1: It is a defeat for human life. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do a Biden. Do you realize if we don't get
Speaker 1: under control, climate change is gonna wipe us off the planet? Right?
Speaker 1: And still these news anchors are gonna be underwater, Like
Speaker 1: Will Will always in c levels, hurt the Democrats or
Speaker 1: help the Republicans in the mental loans. And by the way,
Speaker 1: by the way, just so you understand, this ruling might
Speaker 1: not just be about the carbon emissions. A lot of
Speaker 1: experts believe the logic of today's ruling makes it harder
Speaker 1: for the government to regulate anything unless Congress specifically passes
Speaker 1: a law to do it. Because you see, right now,
Speaker 1: a lot of regulations are made by agencies like like
Speaker 1: the f d A they will handle like food, you know,
Speaker 1: the CDC with public health, the b RB with ignoring
Speaker 1: text messages, and and I know these agencies aren't perfect,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, but could you imagine if Congress
Speaker 1: had to approve like vaccines. Imagine if you had to
Speaker 1: wait for them, it would have never happened. Which still
Speaker 1: will be locked in our houses clapping out of our
Speaker 1: windows because Congress couldn't convince Marjorie Taylor Green that needles
Speaker 1: weren't actually a space alien conspiracy, Then where did they
Speaker 1: come from? The one thing that's clear is that from
Speaker 1: environmental regulations to abortion, to guns, to school prayer, to
Speaker 1: vote to rights, this is one of the most radical
Speaker 1: Supreme courts in American history. And by the way, people
Speaker 1: agree on that from across the political spectrum. You know,
Speaker 1: Rachel Matto was like, this is so radical, and Sean
Speaker 1: Hannity is like, this is a radical And they're also
Speaker 1: imposing their power on a country that for most part,
Speaker 1: for the most part, isn't on board with any of it, right,
Speaker 1: which is why many liberals are now calling for some
Speaker 1: major reforms, like adding more seats to the court, or
Speaker 1: imposing term limits, or setting up a trap for brit Kavanaugh.
Speaker 1: Do you never know or my work, But let's move on.
Speaker 1: Let's move on from the people handing down the judgments
Speaker 1: to the people receiving them. This week we saw two
Speaker 1: major sex trafficking cases come to an end. One was
Speaker 1: with R. Kelly, R and B Legend and guy we
Speaker 1: wished had stayed trapped in a closet, and the other
Speaker 1: was Gillane Maxwell, Windowless Van and Human Form. And the
Speaker 1: good news is the good news is they're gonna have
Speaker 1: a long time to think about what they've done. Grammy
Speaker 1: winning singer and songwriter R. Kelly has been sentenced to
Speaker 1: thirty years in prison for racketeering and sex trafficking. Kelly
Speaker 1: was convicted of winning a criminal enterprise that recruited women
Speaker 1: and young girls for sex. Twenty years behind bars for
Speaker 1: convicted sex trafficker Delaine Maxwell. The sixty year old was
Speaker 1: found guilty of conspiring with the late financier and convicted
Speaker 1: sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to sexually abuse and traffic young girls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. R Kelly is getting thirty years in prison
Speaker 1: and Gilaane Maxwell is getting twenty And once again we
Speaker 1: see that women only earning two thirds of what men get.
Speaker 1: Shame on you, America, Shame on you. She did all
Speaker 1: that work and Jeffrey Epstein, a man, still got all
Speaker 1: the credits. Not to mention, she gets sentences for twenty years,
Speaker 1: but Jeffrey Epstein, he was in prison for what a
Speaker 1: few weeks? Huh and then Hilary them out. Uh. You
Speaker 1: know what's crazy about this What's crazy about this thing
Speaker 1: is how everyone has a conspiracy theory about Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna come from Gilaine Maxwell? Everyone? But what I've
Speaker 1: noticed is it depends on what people's politics. Is a
Speaker 1: right some of people, it's gonna be Donald Trump, It's
Speaker 1: gonna be Hillary That I'll kill it. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: the Royal family Illuminati. You're not just thinking wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be funny if everyone was right? Like what if all
Speaker 1: these powerful people were involved and then like they will
Speaker 1: bump into each other on the way to Glene Maxwell's South.
Speaker 1: You know, if there's a get thing, it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, crookt Hillary, what are you doing here? Where
Speaker 1: are you? Also so embarrassing? I was gonna in the
Speaker 1: queen as well, what are you doing? It's an honor?
Speaker 1: She's like, Oh, I'm just here to protect my embarrassing son.
Speaker 1: You know what that's like? Donald Eric is not my son.
Speaker 1: He's not my son. Do don't say that? As yting
Speaker 1: so so sentence R Kelly sentence, And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Whichever prison r Kelly is going to is getting a
Speaker 1: major upgrade. Say what you want. That dude is going
Speaker 1: to dominate the prison talent show. Yeah, I'm sorry the
Speaker 1: guy who won last year. Nobody gives a shit about
Speaker 1: your juggling act. Now. In fact, whichever prison Arkelly goes to,
Speaker 1: they've got to jack up the security because once R
Speaker 1: Kelly sings, I don't care how much you hate him,
Speaker 1: nobody can stop. No one can stop themselves from dancing. Hey,
Speaker 1: let's start singing step in the name of love, and
Speaker 1: the gods are gonna be like steph, steph. Somebody stopping
Speaker 1: round and round. No stop can bring it back. Let me,
Speaker 1: nobody can stop by the way. I wish they would
Speaker 1: have given us that song and taken Arkelly with it
Speaker 1: like the song and so good ship just said the song.
Speaker 1: The song did nothing. You could have adopted the song
Speaker 1: like a child. I'll look after this song. But anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: justice has been served, and let this be a lesson
Speaker 1: to other prominent sex traffickers. The law will catch up
Speaker 1: with you after letting you totally get away with it
Speaker 1: for like twenty five years. You watch out, You watch out?
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter as Kelly Delaine Maxwell which Jeffrey Epstein, Prince
Speaker 1: and speaking of the Royal family this week. This week
Speaker 1: we found out that Prince Charles, the Queen's slightly less
Speaker 1: embarrassing son, has a very unusual way of funding his charities.
Speaker 1: Royal sources say tonight the Prince Charles will no longer
Speaker 1: personally handle large cash donations for his charities. The Prince
Speaker 1: came under fire over reports he'd been handed a cash
Speaker 1: donation totaling three million euros, some of it stuffed into
Speaker 1: a suitcase from a former Quatari prime minister several years ago.
Speaker 1: Clarence House, which is where Prince Charles lives, says the
Speaker 1: money was all charitable donations. Clarence House says it followed
Speaker 1: the correct processes regarding those donations. Royal officials say they
Speaker 1: dispute many of the details in that report. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: in case you're a little bit lost, It turns out
Speaker 1: after an investigation they found that Prince Charles had received
Speaker 1: suitcases full of cash from a Qatari right, and he
Speaker 1: was like, this is for my charity. And now says
Speaker 1: I realized this was wrong and I will now no
Speaker 1: longer do it. But I love how they say Prince
Speaker 1: Charles will no longer accept suitcases full of cash, Like
Speaker 1: he just realized this was a shady thing to do.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, all right, no cash in a
Speaker 1: suitcase from now on. It's just bags of cocaine. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, I can't do anything. Come on, come on,
Speaker 1: how do you gonna act like this is the first
Speaker 1: time you figured that, Like, I don't care what it's for.
Speaker 1: Suitcase full of cash it's always shady. If your grandmother
Speaker 1: gives you five dollars for your birthday, but she slips
Speaker 1: it to you in a suitcase, your grandmother's up to
Speaker 1: some ship because they say this was for Prince Charles's charity.
Speaker 1: Only question is what kind of charity is it that
Speaker 1: needs to be paid in all cash? Huh? What has
Speaker 1: it got its headquarters in a strip club? It's like
Speaker 1: this money will do lots of help against poverty. In fact,
Speaker 1: here comes poverty right now here, you go poverty. Shake
Speaker 1: that out, shake it, shake it, poverty check And you know,
Speaker 1: if this is one of those things that shows you
Speaker 1: the difference between normal people and really powerful people, all right,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if it's Prince Charles or American politicians,
Speaker 1: African presidents. Right, they just get to say, we made
Speaker 1: an error in judgment and so we're going to use
Speaker 1: this money to spend some time in central pay thinking
Speaker 1: about where we've done. We're so sorry. But as a
Speaker 1: regular person, if the government finds you with the suitcase
Speaker 1: full of cash from anywhere anywhere, don't apologize. It probably
Speaker 1: gonna end up with the front row seat to one
Speaker 1: of those Art Kelly prison concerts. That's where your group
Speaker 1: this hide step. Don't play around. Okay, finally, let's move on.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to a good story about people getting
Speaker 1: tons of money. Now, many people may or may not
Speaker 1: know this, but there was a time in America where
Speaker 1: black people have their rights and property taken away from them.
Speaker 1: And it was a period known as all of human history.
Speaker 1: And that may seem as a shock for many of
Speaker 1: you to hear, especially if you go to school in Florida,
Speaker 1: but it is true, and unfortunately, most black people who
Speaker 1: lost their land have had no way to find justice,
Speaker 1: but often only one hundred years. One family in Manhattan Beach, California,
Speaker 1: is finally getting a little of what they deserve. Prime
Speaker 1: southern California beach front property is being returned towards rightful
Speaker 1: and original owner. Is more than a hundred years after
Speaker 1: officials actually took this land from a black family. L
Speaker 1: A County leaders voted to give it back to the
Speaker 1: descendants the property was originally bought in nineteen twelve. The
Speaker 1: original owners turned it into a resort for black family
Speaker 1: since they were barred from many of the beaches. White
Speaker 1: neighbors and targeted that property with racist threats and harassment.
Speaker 1: The city eventually sees the property n claiming eminent domain. Well,
Speaker 1: now the county is going to lease the land back
Speaker 1: to the current errors and then give them the option
Speaker 1: to sell it for themselves down the road. The Bruce
Speaker 1: family originally bought that land for just over Now it's
Speaker 1: worth about twenty million. Yeah, that's right. That is amazing.
Speaker 1: That is amazing. Long time coming through, the government is
Speaker 1: giving these people back their land. Although that's just proof
Speaker 1: that climate change is real. Yeah, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: the government is like, you know what, the ocean for
Speaker 1: property can go back to the black people. Here, take it,
Speaker 1: take it, take it, take it. You're like, why, don't worry,
Speaker 1: don't worry. Take you No, no, no, but for real,
Speaker 1: for real, this is great news. It's great news for
Speaker 1: that family, great use for justice. And it's especially exciting
Speaker 1: because now there's a black beach. Yeah, because I've seen
Speaker 1: white beaches they've got people surfing, playing volleyball, bathing, you know,
Speaker 1: but this is gonna be a black beach. And you
Speaker 1: know what that's gonna be, Like, it's gonna have people surfing,
Speaker 1: playing volleyball Sunday. What did you think I was gonna say?
Speaker 1: H because it's gonna be different cause of that. You rightist,
Speaker 1: everyone of you even thought something you ratis, well, you
Speaker 1: got a black people's gonna have drive bys and people
Speaker 1: yelling at the movie screen, and you can't yourself. I
Speaker 1: like to relay racism traps just to see who comes
Speaker 1: out anyway. This's the thing. That's the thing people don't
Speaker 1: seem to realize, right with the story. The property is
Speaker 1: now worth twenty million dollars, right was bought for twelve
Speaker 1: dred back in the nineteen twenties. And that's what people
Speaker 1: don't get is how Black Americans have been held back. Right.
Speaker 1: People always say, People always say, oh, come on, can't
Speaker 1: we move on in this country? That was a long
Speaker 1: time ago, Yeah, exactly, And in that time Black Americans
Speaker 1: could have built wealth. That's the time you see the
Speaker 1: all over America, all over the United States, you see this.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at New York. People are living in
Speaker 1: brownstones that are worth twenty million dollars because they're great
Speaker 1: grandparents bought it for like three chickens. That's money now, right,
Speaker 1: you can use that as leverage, you can get student loans,
Speaker 1: you can buy other things. That's money. And it shows
Speaker 1: you how powerful generational wealth is. If it's taken away
Speaker 1: from you, it can cripple your family forever. It's like
Speaker 1: how anything that happened generations ago can still affect you today.
Speaker 1: Like if your great grandfather spent like your entire family
Speaker 1: savings and then bought Coca Cola stock back in ninety,
Speaker 1: you set for life. But if your great grandfather bought
Speaker 1: our c Cola stock back in the nineteen twenties, well
Speaker 1: that's probably why you're working two jobs, you know. And
Speaker 1: it's like, we talk so much about systemic problems, but
Speaker 1: generational wealth is a systemic solution, so people don't see
Speaker 1: you want this to happen. You want society. You want
Speaker 1: society to give every want a chance to build on
Speaker 1: generations of success so that eventually families of all races
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