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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. This subject, Wow,

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Speaker 1: this letter right here is painful, you guys. The subject

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Speaker 1: he stole my wife from right up under me.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna do it.

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Speaker 3: That's how you do it, right up under somebody go here.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Steve, statements like that that gets you stumped.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, get your Steve.

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Speaker 4: Hey, hey man, you can do your little prince.

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Speaker 2: Get So.

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Speaker 1: Nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What do you have for us today, nephew?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, Sharon, everybody is not all mean or

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Speaker 3: not like Tommy.

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Speaker 4: You know, blessed in certain areas you understand no no,

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Speaker 4: not finance, other areas, jobs, multiple no no.

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Speaker 2: No, uh.

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Speaker 3: Blessed like that, you understand well things that a woman

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Speaker 3: is looking for.

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Speaker 4: Where you are just physically just blessed.

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Speaker 3: Well, I can't I can't comment on that part because

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Speaker 3: I don't know anything about that, but I know where

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Speaker 3: you ain't.

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Speaker 1: Thank God, that's what. Damn what are you talking that?

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Speaker 4: Just asked Betty b Shock. Everybody he is in the family.

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Speaker 4: Everybody is not blessed. So uh, here's the title, go

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Speaker 4: Big or Go Home? Got dog?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell. See how

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Speaker 2: you doing? This? Is Scott saying with bigger, bigger and better? Uh,

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Speaker 2: will we make you larger in charge? How you doing today? Scott?

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Speaker 2: Who I mean a Scot And I'm with bigger and better?

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Speaker 2: Where we make you larger in charge?

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Speaker 5: I'm good Scott?

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Speaker 2: What's up? We were actually, uh given a phone call

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Speaker 2: by your wife, your wife is is that correct? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 2: well you know your wife's your wife's birthday is coming

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Speaker 2: up pretty soon? Is that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, have you have you decided on getting or anything

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Speaker 2: or have you purchased anything yet? No?

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Speaker 5: No, I got a couple of days in mind.

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Speaker 2: Well actually, uh, we got a call from uh from

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Speaker 2: I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really

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Speaker 2: wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm all he is, okay, wrecking my brain. So

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Speaker 5: I'm actually gave us a call.

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Speaker 2: She's actually had an idea you know what she would

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Speaker 5: So what's the name of your company?

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Speaker 2: Bigger and Better?

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Speaker 5: Like I said, ill she calls you, I'm sorry, she

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a

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Speaker 2: at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and

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Speaker 2: in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely

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Speaker 2: know you wouldn't have thought of. So I definitely understand

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Speaker 5: What do you think? What's your name again, Sam Scott?

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Speaker 5: Scott Scott get to the point.

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Speaker 2: Actually let us know that there are some things that

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Speaker 2: very much like for her birthday. Well, you can be

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Speaker 2: a lot more well in Dowed. So you know that's

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Speaker 2: what I could be?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 2: What more well in Dowed? Sure? So I think really

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Speaker 2: what's going on is Beyonca is really not satisfied right now.

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Speaker 5: It's called you to tell you that I'm not what

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Speaker 5: do you mean willing doubt my junk.

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Speaker 2: So you're you're you're, you're, you're you're inadequate. You know

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Speaker 2: what I mean? Your your uh, I guess maybe may

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Speaker 5: You kidding me? What's the name of this company?

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Speaker 2: Here? Bigger and better where we make you large and

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Speaker 5: In for a consultation, your consultation.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna call her right now because it is right now. Okay,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna call her.

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Speaker 2: Well we're trying to do because do you not do

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Speaker 5: I don't even think I don't even need to be

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Speaker 5: talking to you, mister Scott, about whatever is going on

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Speaker 5: I'm not even I don't even know what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Whatever? Can I say this?

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Speaker 5: Whatever services the first off of me, the's gonna increase

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Speaker 2: Is the first sign of denial, Right, I don't.

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Speaker 5: Have no I don't have no problems in the bedroom. Okay,

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Speaker 5: Well you know I don't even why am I still

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Speaker 5: and I only have to worry about here FORMRVE. She's

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Speaker 2: Close that out. Let me say this. You have a

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Speaker 2: you have a very big ego, sir. But what I

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Speaker 2: want to do is is, you know, but you're not

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Speaker 2: You're not as big as your ego. I want to

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Speaker 5: This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people

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Speaker 5: say online, but you're gonna call me talk about my

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Speaker 2: Sir, you know what? And and once again you're trying

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Speaker 5: Just doing your jobs, got but I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 5: call her right now. Okay, Okay, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: You're in denial.

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Speaker 5: I'm in denial.

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Speaker 2: You Hello, sir. I really want to help you as

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Speaker 5: Listen, man, listen, I'm trying to get my wife's on

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 5: I know you you got a job to do, but

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Speaker 5: what I need you to do right now is stop

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Speaker 5: calling me, all right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be

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Speaker 2: But I'm trying to get you in here to get

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Speaker 5: Consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultations. I don't

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Speaker 2: You're you call me no more?

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.

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Speaker 5: You want to make me bigger?

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Speaker 2: What? What?

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Speaker 5: What is this anyway? Bigger?

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Speaker 4: Huh?

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Speaker 2: What kind of job is that?

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Speaker 5: How do you even get a job like that? You

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Speaker 2: I'm trying you stop calling me man, mister Darnell. I'm

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Speaker 2: still trying to help you get through this situation. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Are you willing to come in for a consultation at

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Speaker 2: least we're coming for a councultation if we can get

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Speaker 5: Are you listening to me? The only consultation we gonna

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Speaker 5: have is my fist in your face that you call

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Speaker 5: a consultation, give me, give me your address and everything

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Speaker 5: like that on your information and I will come down

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Speaker 2: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours

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Speaker 5: What I want to do is get you lined up

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Speaker 5: with get yours whatever, call my wife. I don't need

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Speaker 5: no damn procedures. Give me your info and you got

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Speaker 5: to wear my hand for much no more. Okay, but

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Speaker 5: I don't want to hang up on you. And I

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Speaker 2: You're small. You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, sir. You know what I'm trying to help.

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Speaker 2: That's a little small guy and I'm trying to help

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Speaker 2: you with your problem. Now. If you're not going to

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Speaker 5: Handling your address. Why would that we can have this

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Speaker 2: Why would your wife call here?

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Speaker 5: So it doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,

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Speaker 5: I can figure out why she calls.

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Speaker 2: You because you're inadequate many sir, sir, here's the problem.

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Speaker 2: You're tiny and you don't want to admit it. I

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Speaker 5: Man, you never seen me. You don't know anything about me.

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Speaker 5: Ian I can't even believe my wife's even called you.

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Speaker 5: But just this is just how you do business. You

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Speaker 2: I'm play under you. I'm not owing to president, but

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Speaker 2: I'm also a client, sir.

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Speaker 5: I don't give up what you are.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay? And there are some other things that let

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Speaker 5: What the would that be?

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Speaker 2: She also wanted me to tell you that this is

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Speaker 2: nephew Tommy from the Steel Harby Morning Show. Your wife

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Speaker 2: just praying, phone calls you bad man.

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Speaker 5: That's funny.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 5: I'm all here over here looking at in the mirror. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it kind of gait talk. I thought I was good,

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Speaker 5: but I got a little nervous.

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Speaker 2: I was like, man, what's the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 2: the lane?

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Speaker 5: Come on, now you know it's a Steel Harvey radio show?

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Speaker 2: Man? What you woke up? Motivated?

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Speaker 3: On another note, Chicago, Wendy City, y'all get ready. The

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Speaker 3: nephew is coming to town and it is studying y'all,

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Speaker 3: don't want to miss nothing that's hosted by yours truly

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Speaker 3: nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 2: And that is two nights.

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Speaker 3: That's sweetest day. It's Friday night on Saturday night at

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Speaker 3: the Airy Crown this Friday, this Saturday. Come on out

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Speaker 3: at the Airy Crown Friday on Saturday, Chicago, Hillinois. I

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Speaker 3: would be dressed when pressed and ready, all right, coming

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Speaker 3: up next strawberry letter subject he stole my wife right

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Speaker 3: from under me.

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Speaker 1: Wow, we'll get into it right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Dave Harvey Morning Show.