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Speaker 1: You hear me confession I can't take back Earl armst

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Speaker 1: Mouse speaker text to seventy eight five nine two says

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Speaker 1: at family dinner recently, our kids were talking about the

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Speaker 1: whole six seven trend. Yeah, about it, And then my

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Speaker 1: thirteen year old chimes in, saying, you know that six'

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Speaker 1: nine is also a.

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Speaker 2: Thing. Yeah now my.

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Speaker 1: Two youngest keeps shouting six'. Nine everywhere nineties, are, back

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Speaker 1: baby and my teenager.

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Speaker 2: Is. Grounded yeah can you never know them?

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Speaker 1: All that none of them?

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Speaker 2: Are, cool yeah they're.

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Speaker 1: All, weird yeah but you never know what type of

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Speaker 1: lude family secrets might be shared right here on the.

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Speaker 1: Mass speaker but it's cool because we'll keep you anonymous,

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Speaker 1: For it just like with, today's listener who's chosen to

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Speaker 1: go by? The alias, oh no He. Chose jacob jacob Pretty.

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Speaker 1: Standard jacob welcome to.

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Speaker 2: The show, hey guys doing? Today good.

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Speaker 3: We're good how are?

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Speaker 2: You feeling i'm feeling really GOOD because i really want

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Speaker 2: to get this off my chest and this is the

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Speaker 2: ONLY place i can. Do, it OH so i.

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Speaker 3: Take it you have to share it with? Anyone else?

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Speaker 2: All? Right okay, OH no i. DON'T know i can't share.

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Speaker 2: This one, Oh, wow wow.

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Speaker 1: The privilege that you've come to share it, with us we.

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Speaker 1: Feel Honored voice changer. Is on you're the. Mass speaker whenever,

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Speaker 1: you're ready let's hear.

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Speaker 2: Your, CONFESSION okay i have to. Do it. MY job

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Speaker 2: i work in an office with about.

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Speaker 3: Forty people oh it's a pretty.

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Speaker 2: Big, office, Yes yes now here's. The thing my first,

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Speaker 2: year there it was miserable because no one would talk to.

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Speaker 2: Each other oh you know one of those places where

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Speaker 2: people just come, to work put their, head down. Never

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Speaker 2: chat you're.

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Speaker 1: Telling me people at work actually, just, Work dude you

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Speaker 1: guys that's why this.

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Speaker 3: Country, sucks yeah you can still work and have good

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Speaker 3: vibes in.

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Speaker 2: The.

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Speaker 3: Offense, YEAH actually i think people are more productive if

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Speaker 3: they want to be there and they like the people that.

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Speaker 1: They're. Around wow look how good radio is doing with.

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Speaker 1: That mentality and that's we are in. THE tank i

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Speaker 1: like being around. You, Exactly okay i'm back.

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Speaker 2: On board.

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Speaker 1: All right so you were bored that there's no real

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Speaker 1: social aspect of, your workplace not.

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Speaker 2: AT all i mean imagine, that though, like that many

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Speaker 2: hours of people and no. ONE talking, i.

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Speaker 1: Know it sounds like. A, dream, oh yeah what.

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Speaker 3: You said, you know it, sounds awful like it sounds

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Speaker 3: like you would dread going to work.

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Speaker 1: Every, day yeah and that's the worst feeling it.

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Speaker 2: Really is it got SO bad i was actually going

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Speaker 2: to quit. That, Job okay BUT then i had this.

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Speaker 2: CRAZY idea, i said WHAT if i? Do something WHAT

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Speaker 2: if i start a little bit of drama at the

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Speaker 2: office to SEE if i can get. People talking people

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Speaker 2: love to talk.

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Speaker 3: About, Drama, absolutely yeah?

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Speaker 1: Which cowork are you? Getting pregnant who's it going?

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Speaker 2: To? Be?

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: WOW no i started very much smaller. Than, that okay

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Speaker 2: what did? You do ONE thing i do know that

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Speaker 2: office people love is. Their coffee SO what i DID

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Speaker 2: was i decided to sabotage the coffee maker in the brake,

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Speaker 2: worl oh.

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Speaker 3: That's diabolic they couldn't make coffee like what?

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Speaker 2: You, do well the FIRST time, I did i would

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Speaker 2: swap out the filter that was in there with ONE

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Speaker 2: that i. HAD poked a hole in the machine. Would,

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Speaker 2: leak yeah.

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Speaker 3: Just give you all of those grounds in. Your cups

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Speaker 3: yeah that's the last sip and yeah.

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Speaker 2: Like. Chewing yes so suddenly everybody started talking to each

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Speaker 2: other about the broken. Coffee machine.

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Speaker 3: They just needed a. Common interest, Negative right, they're like not.

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Speaker 1: THE drama i was hoping it could.

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Speaker 3: Get worse so it's like another day in our office.

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Speaker 1: Here, Ironically okay so that got. People talking it.

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Speaker 2: WORKED great i mean people are talking, about, it Complaining

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Speaker 2: and i'm right there in the, mix, like yeah this.

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Speaker 1: Is not my Name is jacob by?

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Speaker 2: The way? Did? That? Wow okay so it works. So

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Speaker 2: well so GUESS what. I did i started messing with it,

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Speaker 2: some More and i'm gonna. Be honest, OVER time i kept,

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Speaker 2: escalating it LIKE sometimes i would add salt to. THE

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Speaker 2: pot i MEAN sometimes i would mess with the temperature

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Speaker 2: so it would come out. LUKE warm i mean the

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Speaker 2: chaos made things more exciting in. THE office i wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Born anymore i'm laughing at, lukewarm though like somebody's gonna.

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Speaker 3: Spit it out and then everybody's talking.

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Speaker 2: About it i'm selling it all.

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Speaker 1: To email but it gave, you PURPOSE and i love that.

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Speaker 1: You do you want to. Work again it doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: like any work was getting done at the, company anymore

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Speaker 1: but who cares because we're chatting all day.

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Speaker 2: About coffee we're, hanging, out man, Exactly, RIGHT man i

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Speaker 2: love to complain to me about the, coffee MACHINE and

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Speaker 2: i suddenly became the most popular guy at WORK because

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Speaker 2: i would always know how to. Problem solve oh you,

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Speaker 2: always knew you knew exactly what was wrong?

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Speaker 1: With this.

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Speaker 2: So weird he was, so CRAZY like i would know

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Speaker 2: exactly what. Was wrong you?

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Speaker 1: Know what that is a Hero because benny and, OUR office,

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Speaker 1: i know is our. Coffee guy anytime. Anything's wrong it,

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Speaker 1: was like don't. Touch It have benny look, at it

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Speaker 1: and he'll come and fix it all and it is the.

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Speaker 3: One, breaking, Wow, man benny is?

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Speaker 2: This?

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Speaker 1: You no it.

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Speaker 3: Is not how long did this?

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Speaker 2: Go on? For months no one ever found out and

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Speaker 2: it became such a fun. LITTLE game i would keep

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Speaker 2: a little written log EACH time i, sabotaged IT and

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Speaker 2: i would rate it from chaos calls to, coffee calamity.

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Speaker 1: Oh wowff and nobody ever caught, on that like you

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Speaker 1: were the one sabotaging it this.

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Speaker 2: ENTIRE time i almost got CAUGHT. One o. WHAT happened

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Speaker 2: i was in the breakroom sabotage and the machine, as

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Speaker 2: usual and one of the coworkers walked in and he

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Speaker 2: saw me messing at the back. Of it, He's, like,

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Speaker 2: hey man what are? You DOING and i, was like you, know,

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Speaker 2: What man i'm so tired of this machine. ACTING up

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Speaker 2: i want to make sure it's. Completely clean but we

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Speaker 2: don't have any.

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Speaker 1: More problem, oh, yeah brilliant deep clean that. Coffee, machine wow.

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Speaker 3: Smart guy they are like friendships now from the office

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Speaker 3: because of what.

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Speaker 2: You Did friendship are you? Kidding me i'm going to

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Speaker 2: one of their weddings. Next month that's.

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Speaker 3: So cute you have to tell everybody and, YOUR well

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Speaker 3: i don't know if you're going to give, a speech

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Speaker 3: but wouldn't that be epic to like finally reveal what

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Speaker 3: you had, been doing because it's a really.

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Speaker 1: Lovable thing but unless they will turn on him and then,

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Speaker 1: he's yeah find out he's the coffee gremlin this. ENTIRE

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Speaker 1: time i.

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Speaker 2: Love it but think about all the GOOD that. I

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Speaker 2: did i brought the higher. Office together we're now Talking with,

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Speaker 2: bill productive we're friend we're. Hanging. Out man this is

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Speaker 2: it's the BEST thing i ever could. Have done is

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Speaker 2: great that happened in.

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Speaker 1: Our, office yeah get out the hammer and let's bash.

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Speaker 1: This board we'll bring the whole company togain a hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars with electronics.

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Speaker 3: Don't let jeff be in charge of how we're going to.

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Speaker 2: Make, friends yeah actually keep him away from.

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Speaker 1: The, board jacob congratulations on being the hero of your,

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Speaker 1: office place even though you're the one.

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Speaker 2: Causing.

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Speaker 3: It, yeah great.

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Speaker 2: THANK you i will take that.

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Speaker 1: And text into seven eight five. Nine two if you

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Speaker 1: have a confession you've been holding, on to we can hide,

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Speaker 1: your identity mask, your voice and make you our next.

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Speaker 1: Mass speaker your phone TAP's coming up right.

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Speaker 2: After this Brooke and jeffrey in.

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Speaker 3: The morning