1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Guys, right 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: about four minutes after it's today's strawberry letter. The subject 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 1: for today all in the family. Wait till you hear 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: this one right now. It is a nephew on deck 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: with today's prying phone call. What you got for his 6 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 1: nep Shirley Adult daycare? Huh adult daycare? You do know 7 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 1: these exist? Right? It's an adult daycare here? It is Hello, Hello, 8 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach miss Sharon. Please, Yes, this is 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: Sharon MS. Sharon's. My name is Evan. I'm giving you 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: a call from adult daycare. Okay, day here. My name 11 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: is Evan, and I got your number and all your 12 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: information here on file. Um, it looks like you're gonna 13 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 1: be joining us starting on Monday. So we're excited to 14 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: have you and I want I wanted to just give 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: you a call and tryd of give you the lay 16 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: of the land of what we have here and how 17 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: how much fun you're gonna have being here most of 18 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 1: the day with herself. For my understanding is you're gonna 19 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: be here probably the majority of this year. What are 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: you talking what are you talking about? Being there? Where? 21 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: Here at the adult day care? Adult day care? Where 22 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 1: where's that? What are you talking? Evan? Is that what 23 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: you said? Your name is Evan, my name, My name 24 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:29,479 Speaker 1: is Evan, yes, ma'am. And your daughter is Diane. That's 25 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: my daughter. You know my daughters. Yes, Well, she's the 26 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: one that has just signed up. You're gonna be at 27 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: the adult daycare. So I'm assuming she's gonna be dropping 28 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: you off every morning and I know what, how are 29 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: you talking about, Evan, Evan, hang on a second. All right, 30 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: First of all, I don't know who you are. You 31 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: don't know who I am. I don't know how you 32 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: know who my daughter is. But this is this is 33 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: really uh inappropriate and weird and like you trying to 34 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: get what do you what do you want? Do you 35 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: want money to me? Are you can solicit? No? No, no, no, ma'a, No, 36 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: no no, not at I'm Sharon, No, I'm your daughter 37 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: has signed you up to be here at the adult 38 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 1: daycare during the day, so I'm just going to I 39 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. There's no way she 40 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: would do that. I don't day here. What do I 41 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: need to don't day care for? So what? Well, evidently 42 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: are you home alone most of the time? During the day. 43 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: Who cares if I'm home alone? Who? Why are you 44 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 1: asking me that you're trying to break into my house? No? No, 45 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: you are, man, Sharon. Okay, look, I'm hooked up to 46 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: that uh nine one month stuff things like I could 47 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: just do a panicle right now and don't trace this 48 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: call and they will come to you and arrested you 49 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: because you're harassing me. No, no, no, okay, miss Sharon, 50 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: I'm not harassing you. Your daughter, Diane came in and 51 00:02:56,919 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: signed up. Yes, she signed you up go to this 52 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: daycare Monday. Why, she's at work, so she's going to 53 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: be dropping you off and then she'll pick you up 54 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: in the evenings on her way home from work. I 55 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 1: don't know where you got that from. I don't know 56 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,079 Speaker 1: who told you that. Yeah, you got my doing his name. 57 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: And this is really freaking me out. You know a 58 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: little bit over here, Ivan, because I don't know why 59 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: you know my name? You know my daughter's name. Ah. 60 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: This is like the only reason I name Ms Sharon 61 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: is because she came in and gave all the information 62 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 1: and she has paid for you to come to the 63 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: adult daycare on a daily Yeah. Yeah, yeah, here here, 64 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: you know what you sound like a nice guy, you 65 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, you're smooth, you got a 66 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: nice voice, You're you're you know, like you know what 67 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: to say. I don't know who the hell you are, though, 68 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, you know what 69 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I'm not going to no daycare center. 70 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: I'm not going with daycare center. I got to want 71 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: because I'm fine. Just get that through your head. There's 72 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: nothing wrong with me. I stay home, I got a dog. 73 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: Off the dog, I go g street shopping, my daughter 74 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: comes over. Everything's fine. I don't need day care center. 75 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 1: Say what I'm saying that there is there is there 76 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: a reason why she would sign you up, ma'am. She 77 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: must think she must be looking out for your best. 78 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: You know your Let me ask you are you single? 79 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 1: Are you single? Are you married? What does that have 80 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 1: to do what anybody? I'm not coming to no date 81 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: here center, all right, Evan, Like, if you want to 82 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 1: come to my house and you want to see how 83 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: you can switching I'm switching it up. Okay, I don't 84 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 1: need to come to your home. I'm more concerned about 85 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 1: making sure you're comfortable here at the adult day. When 86 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 1: you get here, on Monday. Yeah, I'm not coming there. 87 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: That's it. I'm not coming there because there's nothing wrong 88 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 1: with me. I'm not coming out of my house. But 89 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: I'll pay you what evan? You I don't know, like 90 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: I like your voice. I just like your voice. And Mr, 91 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: wait a minute machine, how old? How old? Um? Um 92 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: fifty fifty? Have you ever been with an eighty nine 93 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: year old lady? Wow? Wow? Nine? And you sound really nice? 94 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: Like the first, I was scared of you. At first 95 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: I worked. I'll be honest, I was scared of you. 96 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: And now I'm not. Like I don't know why. I'm 97 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: just not you know what I mean? Like you just 98 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: sound not Yeah. Okay, so will you be here? Will 99 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: you be at the daycare center like you? Because I 100 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 1: like to meet you. I'll be at the daycare when 101 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: we arrive on Monday, But I mean not, ums, Sharon, 102 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: I won't be able to I like that, miss Sharon. 103 00:05:55,600 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: That's nice, ahead, go ahead, Okay. So should I should 104 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 1: I reach out to Diane about this? He reach out 105 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: to her? Should reach out to her? Okay, Well you're 106 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 1: not Yeah, you're not gonna come in Monday. I'm I 107 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: don't know you're gonna be very just late. It's the shame. 108 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: It's not about me. It's about you coming in and 109 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: you're gonna this is where you're gonna be uh Monday 110 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 1: through Friday from all right. You know, there's there's there's 111 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: there's other people your age here. There's there's a lot 112 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: of ladies your age and a lot of men your 113 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 1: age here. I'm not in the ladies. I'm not in late. 114 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: I didn't I'm not turning yeah, not into it. I'm 115 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 1: I'm into you. Ok Um. Yeah. I think it's a 116 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: situation like your your daughter doesn't want you to be 117 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 1: by yourself? Could you could I call you back? Can 118 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: I call you back? Yeah, well call you back. Let 119 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: me call you back in a couple of minutes. I'm 120 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: on this and I got pulled my off of the thing. 121 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 1: This is the first this is ever happened to me. Okay, 122 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: uh ms, Sherion. Can I tell you who I am? 123 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: I am Matthew telling me from the Steve Arby Morning Show. 124 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: Your daughter Diane got me to prank call you. But 125 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 1: I promise you you're different. You're I promise you I'm different. 126 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 1: I promise you I'm different. Here it relates to Steve 127 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: Harvey like the guy on TV. Out of here. He 128 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: is gorgeous and called me back. All right, all right, okay, 129 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: I love you. Oh my god, Come on, you get 130 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: get a prank or something adult you didn't see. I 131 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: didn't not see it coming. I felt like I got prank. 132 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: You know, she trying to get in the chocolate boy? 133 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: Are you black? You sound good? Sound good? Good? All right, 134 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: let's put it out to Tampa, m priv this coming week, baby, 135 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 1: get ready to get ready? That is January six. Everything 136 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: is sold out, but the nephew added a four o'clock 137 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: show on Saturday. I call it the matinee show for 138 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: those that's getting ready want to go to church on Sunday. 139 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: I got it for you. Come on, end to the 140 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: four o'clock and we're gonna get your laugh on. Get 141 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,200 Speaker 1: your back home by six thirty, have your church clothes 142 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,840 Speaker 1: ironed and ready, and you beat there on tameks. See 143 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: what I do. That's how I doing. That's for the Lord. Okay, yeah, 144 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 1: yeah he is. He ties then present you all right, listen, 145 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:54,679 Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Up next it is a strawberry letter 146 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:59,360 Speaker 1: subject for today all in the family. Right after this