Speaker 1: How hungry are you right now? On a scale of
Speaker 1: one to butter? In this country, there's one thing that
Speaker 1: we like to do, and it's eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's another thing we like to do and it's not
Speaker 1: get off the couch. Yeah. Lucky for us, it's a
Speaker 1: proud day to be an American because Uber Eats has
Speaker 1: just released its annual Cravings Report. I love all the
Speaker 1: weird things they've delivered over this past year, and it'll
Speaker 1: either make you want to eat some super weird food
Speaker 1: combinations right now, or to make you feel like you
Speaker 1: need to go work out. We'll go over right after this.
Speaker 1: It's the Jewble Show. How bad do you want a
Speaker 1: burata bowl topped with a fruity pebble donut and a
Speaker 1: pumpkin spice bagel and a side of honey dip scallops
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 3: Honey dip scallop sounds great? Everything the Jewel Show Well.
Speaker 1: Uber Eats has released its annual Cravings Report about all
Speaker 1: the weird things that people have ordered on the delivery
Speaker 1: service over this past year. What's the number one food
Speaker 1: combo that they report delivering? What I tell you. In
Speaker 1: a second, you'll go over some of the other strange
Speaker 1: things that uber eats is reporting. This is the annual
Speaker 1: Cravings report from uber Eats. The most unique food combos
Speaker 1: fujifilm and an oralb soft toothbrush. Okay, it's not even
Speaker 1: a food. It's listed under most unique food combos. It's
Speaker 1: pretty legit.
Speaker 3: If you need film and a toothbrush, that seems like
Speaker 3: a normal order, Like you just go to the grocery
Speaker 3: store to get that.
Speaker 1: It's film. Who needs film? I'm back, I have one.
Speaker 1: Take a polaroid off you brushing your teeth. I guess
Speaker 1: really badly. You can't wait. You have to order it
Speaker 1: on your hand.
Speaker 3: It also could be for business purposes. Everybody's got a thing,
Speaker 3: you know, taking pictures of the teeth. It could be
Speaker 3: somebody's you know, love of feet.
Speaker 1: Follow me im polaroid camera, toothbrushing Jerry. These are the
Speaker 1: most unique food combos. Orange creamsickle and tahen That sounds fad.
Speaker 1: That's really really good, Actually it does.
Speaker 3: It's like we used dip mango and taitin. It's just
Speaker 3: like a little fruit stick and yeah, can they get
Speaker 3: the creamsicle?
Speaker 4: But that's gotta be the most American version of it,
Speaker 4: Like a cream frickle. I don't like, not an actual tangerine,
Speaker 4: not an actual orange or anything fruit.
Speaker 5: Fruit.
Speaker 1: It's an orange sicle. No, it is not a kind
Speaker 1: of fruits, it says natural. Another one of the most
Speaker 1: unique food combos pepperoni pizza and anchovies. Anchovies even taste
Speaker 1: like Joey's are good. What they're like salty little fish?
Speaker 1: That's they're not like salty salt. Doesn't they taste like?
Speaker 3: That does not sound You've probably had it. It's in
Speaker 3: the caesar salad dressing. So if you go anywhere that's like,
Speaker 3: got fancy caesar salad, it's in the dress.
Speaker 6: What.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's great. But if the fish has it
Speaker 1: in the dressing because they're like make it into a paste. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have done this weekend, and that's the last time
Speaker 1: Victoria ever had a season exactly lies. Another one of
Speaker 1: the most unique food combos from Uber Eats Annual Cravings
Speaker 1: report fried fish sticks and green tea. He's like tip
Speaker 1: your stick and the tea. It's like two opposite things
Speaker 1: that people. You can drink green tea, you know, to
Speaker 1: help their system clear out and stuff, and then you're
Speaker 1: just gonna jam it up and then eat some green tea.
Speaker 4: I guess to clear it out right, or that's a couple.
Speaker 4: The girl got the green tea. She's very healthy and
Speaker 4: conscious of that. Dude like, I just want some fish sticks,
Speaker 4: ye know, But he doesn't French onions.
Speaker 1: So okay, French onion. That sounds like a weird thing
Speaker 1: to eat together. But where getting that from?
Speaker 7: Because any restaurant that has both of those two that
Speaker 7: you could order from.
Speaker 1: I think in store Uber eats.
Speaker 3: Can you order like from two different places and have
Speaker 3: that be one order? That would be a gebile question
Speaker 3: because he did that last week.
Speaker 1: Actually, you can double dash on door dash Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably does the same. What did you double dash?
Speaker 7: He got his too smooth areas green juice and a
Speaker 7: different kind of juice, and then he ordered ask the is.
Speaker 1: But I didn't double dash it. I just did two
Speaker 1: separate orders because it takes longer with the do I
Speaker 1: don't want them to go to one store and then
Speaker 1: the other. Right, you want two people working together at
Speaker 1: the same time. My employees are bringing in my juices,
Speaker 1: you say juice. Yeah, I don't feel like double dashing.
Speaker 1: It takes no longer. Also, if it got something hot
Speaker 1: or cold, if it's cold, is going to be warm
Speaker 1: by the time it gets here because they have to
Speaker 1: go to the grocery store or whatever. I'm not a fool.
Speaker 1: Uber Eats annual Cravings report from over the year. They
Speaker 1: say the number one most unique food item that somebody
Speaker 1: has ordered is scallops and boiled a what, okay? Is
Speaker 1: that also from a convenience store. No, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I feel like if I was the Uber Eats
Speaker 1: driver and I got that, I'd be like absolutely not
Speaker 1: be like, I know, make some better life choices. I'm
Speaker 1: not bringing the scallops and boiled eggs. Also, I'm scared
Speaker 1: for my safety. I'm not delivering there. You're probably a
Speaker 1: serial killer, you know. The boiled eggs are like in
Speaker 1: fried rice and you have the scallops on the side.
Speaker 1: I could see that, but it's just separate things. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'd be funny about.
Speaker 4: This is Independently, those are healthy things, like a lot
Speaker 4: of the things on this list. Independently, they make sense,
Speaker 4: but together it's like, what are you working with? What
Speaker 4: is happening on this random Tuesday or Wednesday or whatever
Speaker 4: it is. What is it that you're like, oh you
Speaker 4: know what, Shoot, I forgot to get my scallops. Oh no,
Speaker 4: I'm out of hard boiled eggs as well. And you know,
Speaker 4: and that's just like that moment. It's like probably seven
Speaker 4: o'clock at night. You're like, I better order them, right,
Speaker 4: or just go to the store or it's breakfast. You
Speaker 4: know you can have like boiled eggs. Yeah, like you
Speaker 4: could have crab benedict. So maybe you're putting like the
Speaker 4: egg with the scale.
Speaker 8: No sound eating crab benedict crat is shit.
Speaker 1: They're doing that on the weekday. If I got ship
Speaker 1: order for scallops and boiled eggs, I just responded I
Speaker 1: was a reach driver and just be like, are you
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Speaker 9: On the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm the general manager
Speaker 1: here restaurant and I was looking for our anniversary girl,
Speaker 1: Hannah Oh, yes, hi, Hi. How's it going. So I'm
Speaker 1: the general manager of the restaurant and I was looking
Speaker 1: through our reservation books the other day and I saw
Speaker 1: that you and your husband have booked a private room
Speaker 1: for your twenty five year wedding anniversary. That's exciting.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're very excited.
Speaker 10: We kind of thought we'd go all out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is amazing and I am so excited to
Speaker 1: spend the evening with you guys.
Speaker 11: Well oh, oh, you mean sort of like the contiers,
Speaker 11: if you will, to make sure this is going well.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, no, I love love. And when I
Speaker 1: saw in the reservation book that you guys had reserved
Speaker 1: the private room for your twenty five year wedding anniversary,
Speaker 1: I cleared my schedule so I will also be there.
Speaker 1: Oh what a beautiful thing. It is, twenty five years
Speaker 1: that's great.
Speaker 8: Wait, I'm sorry, yeah, private room, right, you're nobody else
Speaker 8: will be able to bug us and I hope it's okay.
Speaker 1: But I did take a liberty of hiring some entertained
Speaker 1: of the evening and I've got some special things planned.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm sorry. We didn't ask for any special things plan.
Speaker 10: We just wanted the room, private room.
Speaker 9: Wonderful meal.
Speaker 8: Yes, we'll get all that done.
Speaker 1: And do you like Jello?
Speaker 10: No, I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, because I have a Jello mold being made. It
Speaker 1: says twenty five years. That's for the middle of the table.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great.
Speaker 9: No, we did not order a Jello mold.
Speaker 1: That's for free. It's just to be just just a
Speaker 1: little decoration for you guys, so you can take home
Speaker 1: with you if you want. Nothing travels like Jello. And also,
Speaker 1: I want to run by the bands for you. I
Speaker 1: want to run them by you see which one you'd
Speaker 1: want me to book or all three?
Speaker 10: We didn't book a band. I don't want you're.
Speaker 6: At that book.
Speaker 1: I know. I saw that you didn't book a band
Speaker 1: when you booked the private room for your twenty five
Speaker 1: year wedding anniversary, and I was like, well, we need
Speaker 1: to get a band in there. This is a big deal.
Speaker 1: So I've got a couple options. They are all ready
Speaker 1: ready to go. I can book all through.
Speaker 11: We don't want you up selling me on a band, okay.
Speaker 11: We just want the private room, the nice meal. You
Speaker 11: can cancel the jell the mome okay, And we don't
Speaker 11: want you there.
Speaker 1: Well, I will tell you. I'm not trying to upsell you.
Speaker 1: This is my treat. So one of the guys.
Speaker 10: We don't want it here, we don't want it.
Speaker 1: We don't Tommy the Piper. No, I want you to
Speaker 1: picture this. Okay, you guys are all dressed up. It's
Speaker 1: your twenty five year wedding anniversary. You walk into our
Speaker 1: private room and you're serenaded by Tommy the Piper. He's
Speaker 1: the city's best bagpiper. I don't want That's a clip
Speaker 1: of his music there. It's pretty impressive, is it.
Speaker 11: Don't you understand?
Speaker 6: Okay, we don't want a bagpiper. We don't want you
Speaker 6: hummering over us. Okay, we just.
Speaker 11: Want a nice, wonderful climate night with justice, and we
Speaker 11: don't want any have.
Speaker 6: His other crap.
Speaker 11: Why do you not understand that?
Speaker 1: What about the Kazoo Band, because I've got those guys
Speaker 1: so too. That's the exectly for their music. Ran it's
Speaker 1: very peaceful. They do all kinds of things. This is
Speaker 1: this is them doing. Okay, it's a Star Wars thing.
Speaker 11: Okay, we're done.
Speaker 9: No, no, we're done.
Speaker 10: Handle the reservation.
Speaker 1: Cancel the reservation.
Speaker 6: If you're not going to listen to.
Speaker 10: Me when I'm telling you something. Eh, I'm not coming
Speaker 10: to your restaurant.
Speaker 1: Okay? Can I run one more performer by you? Because
Speaker 1: I figure you know, if you don't like those, you
Speaker 1: put your head in.
Speaker 12: A baby like, what the hell is wrong with you? Cancel?
Speaker 1: Okay? I can't do that, though, what do you mean
Speaker 1: you can't exactly, because this is actually Jewbil from the
Speaker 1: Jewbel Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband.
Speaker 1: Jack set you up. Well, it's a joke. He said
Speaker 1: that you guys are celebrating your twenty fifth wedding anniversary
Speaker 1: and booked like a fancy private dinner and he wanted
Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh my god, anniversary? You sure?
Speaker 1: I got a banjo player ready to go to if you.
Speaker 6: Want wake up every morning with jubile phone.
Speaker 1: Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3: We talk about this fight that happened on Friday night
Speaker 3: between Mike Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. So, Jake Paul
Speaker 3: won unanimously or by unanimous decision, I should probably say
Speaker 3: it correctly.
Speaker 1: Didn't his scores also, weren't they?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know, by a decision I don't know, so
Speaker 3: I guess part of the whole thing was a bunch
Speaker 3: of trending hashtags complaining about how Netflix was buffering and
Speaker 3: was the entire time.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't have a problem with it at all.
Speaker 1: So you saw Mike Tyson's but clearly, Yeah, they kept
Speaker 1: shooting at Mike Tyson in the locker room and he
Speaker 1: was walking around with just like I don't I guess
Speaker 1: was a jockstrap. I have no idea, but his mutchee's
Speaker 1: hanging out the whole time. And then I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I thought Mike Kuys would have a better butt, I know, honestly, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's just like, he's still solid for being fifty
Speaker 1: eight years old. But he does have a fifty eight
Speaker 1: year old but you have to remember that. But I
Speaker 1: mean it's still pretty solid, you know. If he ate
Speaker 1: and he decided to get in the ring with the
Speaker 1: twenty something year.
Speaker 3: Old, Yeah, but I just love that. That's what went
Speaker 3: through Dubils said, why is this button not harder?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 1: I figured his kids would be harder than that, like
Speaker 1: they used to. He did pretty good though, for a
Speaker 1: fifty eight year old. I mean, I honestly was hoping
Speaker 1: that like there'd be a glimpse of like old Mike Tyson,
Speaker 1: he would just knock out Jake Paul. But the fact
Speaker 1: that he was even able to get in there and
Speaker 1: move around and stuff like that was impressive. And also
Speaker 1: it looked like he had a leg injury too, So well,
Speaker 1: I disagree.
Speaker 4: I there is no way Mike Tyson wouldn't have won
Speaker 4: that fight if Mike Tyson wasn't being paid to not
Speaker 4: win that fight. Real I watched that there were so
Speaker 4: many openings, so many the kind that Mike Tyson has
Speaker 4: muscle memory to. Yeah, there is no He was biting
Speaker 4: his glove, literally biting his gloves so he didn't hit
Speaker 4: that guy in the face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really Yeah.
Speaker 4: And so when they asked them afterwards, like, well, you
Speaker 4: know she bited me though, he's like, yeah, it's just
Speaker 4: a habit I picked up anyway, The.
Speaker 1: Way he said it was hilarious. They're like, I can't
Speaker 1: remember the term he is, but they're like, what's up
Speaker 1: with the biting your glove? And he's like, I have
Speaker 1: a biting and he didn't say fetish, but there's another word,
Speaker 1: but I have a biting fetish. And then everyone's like okay,
Speaker 1: it's not yours anymore. It's but I do feel like
Speaker 1: you could like he was one. I feel like one
Speaker 1: one that solid punch of Mike Tyson would have knocked him.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw a supercoat of all the openings he had,
Speaker 4: and there were like forty five different times where original
Speaker 4: Mike Tyson would have been like whoop done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my rigged. I think it was fully rigged.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if everybody knows that he had
Speaker 3: eight blood transfusions back in Tune, and he after the
Speaker 3: fight was talking about how he almost died, he lost
Speaker 3: half of his blood and twenty five pounds in the hospital,
Speaker 3: and so after that he was trading fighting to get healthy,
Speaker 3: and so he feels like he won just because he
Speaker 3: got healthy and was able.
Speaker 1: To get back in the ring.
Speaker 3: And then Jake Paul saying he could tell even from
Speaker 3: the beginning that his punches were like at level one
Speaker 3: and they just never leveled up, and so he feels
Speaker 3: like he just was holding back because he didn't want
Speaker 3: to hurt somebody that didn't need to be hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true too. Mike Tyson is different now than
Speaker 1: he used to be. He came about the documentary and
Speaker 1: his documentary is dope, but about how he's more peaceful
Speaker 1: and everything else. So I bet you there was a
Speaker 1: part of this was like I don't want to hurt
Speaker 1: this kid, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was Jake Paul saying he didn't want
Speaker 3: to hurt Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, Oh okay.
Speaker 3: He was the one that was like, I just could
Speaker 3: I felt like his punches just weren't punching, and so
Speaker 3: I didn't want to hurt him.
Speaker 1: Then I feel like both of them were like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to hurt the other way. It doesn't make
Speaker 1: for a good boxing match. So his punches weren't punching.
Speaker 4: There were about three punches where you can see Mike
Speaker 4: Tyson go oops, Jake Paul's oh god.
Speaker 3: Well, if you missed it like I did, I believe
Speaker 3: it's still streaming on Netflix, so you can watch it
Speaker 3: and it won't be buffering anymore.
Speaker 1: What are you think? Who knew Rosie Perez was so
Speaker 1: into boxing? Rosie Press she was a big actress back
Speaker 1: in the day. Yeah, she's like a huge in boxing.
Speaker 1: They call her the first Lady of boxing. I had
Speaker 1: no idea. Yeah, oh, I had no idea either. Hey,
Speaker 1: this did one thing, bring back boxing.
Speaker 4: I mean, we're all interested in a little bit of
Speaker 4: boxing right now, and I hadn't thought about boxing and
Speaker 4: every long time man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well who do you want to see fight?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 7: Those?
Speaker 1: Because those are big names. People don't know all of them,
Speaker 1: Jake and Logan Paul. I think that's a win win
Speaker 1: for everybody. Amazing to see them fight. Love to Saul
Speaker 1: brother getting on.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Next, I think that you have to see that. You
Speaker 1: have to be with them at Thanksgiving because I'm sure, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater. On
Speaker 1: the Tubile Show, Megan is on the phone today for
Speaker 1: to Catch Cheater and she thinks that her husband Sam
Speaker 1: of five years might be cheating. So in a few
Speaker 1: minutes we're going to see if we can catch him
Speaker 1: if he is. Hopefully he's not. But Megan was going on,
Speaker 1: why do you think he's cheating?
Speaker 6: Yeah? So, like you said, we've been married for five
Speaker 6: years and like he have a good marriage, and I
Speaker 6: feel like he still dotes on me and like tries
Speaker 6: to you know, say that he loves me most days
Speaker 6: and we try and you know, spend time together every
Speaker 6: night and watch like a show or something to check in.
Speaker 6: But I just I don't know, Like I just I
Speaker 6: feel like I missed the days when we could just
Speaker 6: do anything we wanted, when we weren't so busy with work,
Speaker 6: and I just feel like maybe he's not missing that
Speaker 6: and looking for something better. And the thing that's kind
Speaker 6: of different is he's just been like working constantly lately.
Speaker 9: And a thing about my husband.
Speaker 6: Is that he just like hates his phone. He hates
Speaker 6: dealing with his phone, and he's like not a big Texter.
Speaker 6: He barely texts me and we're married, and you know,
Speaker 6: he's never been one to like scroll endlessly, but just recently,
Speaker 6: he has constantly been on his phone, texting for hours.
Speaker 6: And again, he is never on his phone, so it's
Speaker 6: just like a huge shift, like I can't pry the
Speaker 6: phone from him. And yeah, so I like I keep
Speaker 6: asking him, like who is he talking to? And his
Speaker 6: answer is just always just like someone from work or
Speaker 6: it's about work. And at this point, you know, like
Speaker 6: I've asked him several times, so I can understand why
Speaker 6: he might be annoyed, but I just like really don't
Speaker 6: understand the shift. And you know, at one point and
Speaker 6: like this is where like I just feel like queasy
Speaker 6: thinking about it. But I looked over and he was
Speaker 6: texting someone named Luna, and I was kind of like,
Speaker 6: who's that and he just like kept insisting that it
Speaker 6: was a girl from work and it's you know, just
Speaker 6: about some projects they're working on. But he's it's odd,
Speaker 6: like he never worked on things that way, and I
Speaker 6: feel really guilty about it. But I did try and
Speaker 6: snoop on his phone and he has a path code
Speaker 6: on there now, which he's never had before, and like
Speaker 6: I didn't even know he knew how to make a
Speaker 6: path code, so I want to believe him, but I
Speaker 6: just I don't know. It's like he makes this little
Speaker 6: smirk when he's texting sometimes that he doesn't realize what
Speaker 6: he's doing, and it just like really is making me
Speaker 6: specond guess everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of shit. I don't like that. From
Speaker 1: not having a passcode to having one.
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, so Devil's advocate, Like, do you know
Speaker 3: about what he's working on it work? Does it all
Speaker 3: of a sudden require endless amounts of effort?
Speaker 6: Not really? And That's why I'm like, Okay, I don't
Speaker 6: really understand he's like again, I asked him a lot
Speaker 6: about it, and he's stressed out and he's just kind
Speaker 6: of like I don't want to like talk about it
Speaker 6: right now. So that is kind of a red flag
Speaker 6: right now for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is there anybody that you think that you would
Speaker 1: suspect at all? This Luna girl?
Speaker 6: Maybe this yeah person from work, But otherwise it's like
Speaker 6: I mean, like I said, like the otherwise he you know,
Speaker 6: he like makes an effort to tell me he loves
Speaker 6: me and like spend time with me in the evening,
Speaker 6: but like it's just this other behavior that is so
Speaker 6: strange and unlike him. So I don't know, it's not her.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you already told us what a grocery store
Speaker 1: you guys are rewards card members at. So we'll play
Speaker 1: a song come back, and then we'll call and pretend
Speaker 1: to be from the grocery store and say that every
Speaker 1: single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
Speaker 1: we'll see if he believes that first of all, and
Speaker 1: if he sends those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: play a song come back, and then call him and
Speaker 1: get you to catch a Cheater next, if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater. Megan is
Speaker 1: on the phone and she thinks that her husband Sam
Speaker 1: of five years might be cheating. So in a second,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
Speaker 1: grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and
Speaker 1: say that every single month, we choose one rewards card
Speaker 1: member who gets the gift of free flowers delivered from
Speaker 1: our foial department, absolutely free, and we'll see if he
Speaker 1: sends those flowers to his wife, Megan or to somebody else.
Speaker 1: But before we do that, Megan, why do you catch
Speaker 1: everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 6: Yeah, So, my husband usually is not a big phone guy,
Speaker 6: and it's just been very recently that he's sort of
Speaker 6: been glued to his phone. He's been constantly texting, and
Speaker 6: he says that it's for work all the time. And
Speaker 6: I asked him, I've been asking him a lot, like
Speaker 6: what's it about. He's very cagy about it. And I
Speaker 6: looked over and he was texting someone named Luna, who
Speaker 6: I don't know, and he said that it was just
Speaker 6: someone from work and they've been talking about a work
Speaker 6: project and it's just a big shift and unlike him,
Speaker 6: and I don't.
Speaker 10: Feel good about it.
Speaker 6: But I did try and snoop and he put a
Speaker 6: password on his phone, which I didn't have before, and
Speaker 6: I was sort of shocked that he knew how to
Speaker 6: even so like not into the phone usually. Yeah, so
Speaker 6: that's kind of why I'm a little suspicious and just
Speaker 6: kind of want to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling
Speaker 1: from I was looking for our rewards card member named Sam.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is Sam Sam.
Speaker 1: Hi, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is
Speaker 1: not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell
Speaker 1: you congratulations. He're this month's big winner.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm confused.
Speaker 14: What is this.
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
Speaker 1: gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. You've just
Speaker 1: won thirty six long stem red roses.
Speaker 9: Wow. No, I did not know that.
Speaker 1: That's awesome and a card to be delivered to anybody
Speaker 1: that you want.
Speaker 15: That's that's so cool.
Speaker 1: I can take the information down in a matter of
Speaker 1: minutes over the phone. If you don't know who you
Speaker 1: want to send them to? Right now, I can call
Speaker 1: you back. I can said a time to do that now,
Speaker 1: it's fine. First I would just need the first and
Speaker 1: last name of the person you'd like to send the
Speaker 1: flowers to. Megan, Okay, anything you want to put in
Speaker 1: a card there?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that your wife?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And that's the last name.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: How long you guys been married? That's cute.
Speaker 9: Five years? Yeah, she's awesome.
Speaker 1: Five years. That's a long time.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she's pretty, she's pretty. Love this this is awesome.
Speaker 1: You ever think of jumping ship ever after that long?
Speaker 10: Yeah? No?
Speaker 9: Never? And can we just do the flower thing?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Actually we can't because this is actually the Jewbill Show.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. My name's Jewbel. Hi am Nina. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Victoria.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: What we do a segment on our show called to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater where if you suspect your significant other
Speaker 1: might be fooling around, we can see you they send
Speaker 1: flowers to and if they send them to somebody else
Speaker 1: then it's a way of telling. And your wife, Megan
Speaker 1: is actually on the phone.
Speaker 13: What And.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, what is going on?
Speaker 9: I don't get it? But you think I'm cheating? On you.
Speaker 6: Well, I just feel like you've been texting so much constantly.
Speaker 6: You're like you usually don't even use your phone and
Speaker 6: I try to unlock it, and you added a passcode,
Speaker 6: and it's like every time you're on your phone, you're
Speaker 6: like smirking when you're texting that woman Luna from work
Speaker 6: or whatever. And I also feel like we just like
Speaker 6: haven't really been connecting or like you barely like wanted
Speaker 6: to touch me recently. And I just I don't know,
Speaker 6: like I was afraid that you had become bored with
Speaker 6: our relationship or with me, like have you Can we talk.
Speaker 9: About this in private? I don't know if we want
Speaker 9: to get into this on the radio.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 6: I mean, honestly, I deserve an answer.
Speaker 9: Yeah, how you do?
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 9: I agree? But can we this is embarrassing? Can we
Speaker 9: not do this?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: I mean I don't want to know what's going on.
Speaker 6: It's like, if it's not cheating, I don't know what
Speaker 6: else I'm supposed to believe everything is pointing to that.
Speaker 15: Okay, well, you are right. We haven't been on the
Speaker 15: same page lately. You know, I've been working like crazy,
Speaker 15: You've been working like crazy. We barely see each other.
Speaker 15: I have like no energy at the end of the
Speaker 15: when I get home, and then the last thing I
Speaker 15: want to do is bore you with my day again,
Speaker 15: you know, and just just keeps happening day after day
Speaker 15: after day. Uh So, I don't have make control over
Speaker 15: my life. And I missed when we could just have fun,
Speaker 15: you know, and we just I can't remember the last
Speaker 15: time we just went bowling or mini golf or anything.
Speaker 9: Done like that, you know, just fun.
Speaker 15: And uh yeah, I just feel like everything's pretty planned
Speaker 15: and I don't know.
Speaker 9: I love you, but.
Speaker 15: Oh boy, the Luna Luna is Luna is an AI
Speaker 15: bought new It's a new AI thing. My coworkers told
Speaker 15: me about it. It's she's not real, she's a It's
Speaker 15: a You juste cat with him and talk to them
Speaker 15: and you can tell them your problems, and it's like
Speaker 15: a very sophisticated AI.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 15: It's very embarrassing, and I hate that I am doing it,
Speaker 15: but I just needed someone to talk to and I've
Speaker 15: been stressed out and I don't I don't my friends.
Speaker 15: I don't have friends anymore. They all have kids and
Speaker 15: they're all busy, and I just I just feel completely
Speaker 15: lost right now. So I thought maybe this is something
Speaker 15: I could fix on my own with not having.
Speaker 9: To, you know, get any help or anything. And so,
Speaker 9: and it's kind of a cool thing.
Speaker 15: It's like I convent, I don't have to bore her
Speaker 15: with work.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that you're feeling that way. But is AI
Speaker 3: Luna more of like an AI therapist or like an
Speaker 3: AI girlfriend.
Speaker 9: More like a therapist? Honestly, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 9: It's the I guess you.
Speaker 6: Could say this. I don't understand why I talk to
Speaker 6: her like you're choosing a robot over me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you say it like that.
Speaker 15: It's yeah, it's very embarrassing, but I'm I'm struggling, and I,
Speaker 15: you know, would never cheat on you.
Speaker 6: I can't believe you like that, but I get it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Luna, it sounds like I don't know what what
Speaker 15: I want to work things out like and figure figure
Speaker 15: things out with us, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I understand. I understand, and like, I'm glad that
Speaker 6: you're honest about this, and I feel like we can
Speaker 6: obviously work through this. And I'm sorry that you're feeling
Speaker 6: this way like that you feel like you don't have
Speaker 6: anyone to talk to you but a fake robot so dumb.
Speaker 15: I get when you say it, when you say it
Speaker 15: out loud, I don't know.
Speaker 9: It's just I got in over my head with it.
Speaker 9: I was just like, this will work, and.
Speaker 15: Now it's it feels when I say it out loud,
Speaker 15: it sounds really ridiculous.
Speaker 6: But I think, so you need to say that. I
Speaker 6: don't Linna. I think probably, Yeah, she's a little bit
Speaker 6: of a tramp.
Speaker 1: At least you know he's not cheating. But yeah, Meghan,
Speaker 1: do you mind hearing about the stuff that Sam wants
Speaker 1: to talk about?
Speaker 6: No? I mean, I know.
Speaker 9: You could save you from my boring, boring, dumb stories.
Speaker 6: I want to be connected to you, though. I think
Speaker 6: like we needed to talk to work about like taking
Speaker 6: some like a week off and just like doing something together.
Speaker 1: Because Meghan, are you bored? Are you bored by his stories?
Speaker 1: Or does Sam just feel like he's boring you with them?
Speaker 6: I am not bored by his stories. He just feels
Speaker 6: that way, and I want to be there for all
Speaker 6: of it, you know, I think.
Speaker 1: That happens a lot. If somebody cares about you, they
Speaker 1: want to be involved in what's going on in your life.
Speaker 1: But sometimes since it's your life at work, Sam, it
Speaker 1: can seem boring talk to you, but it might be
Speaker 1: interesting to Megan. And I'm sure she wants to be
Speaker 1: there for you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is so easy.
Speaker 15: I thought this would be way more difficult figuring this out.
Speaker 9: And thank you for being understanding.
Speaker 6: And English is just take a trip somewhere.
Speaker 9: Yes, absolutely, I'll take time. You need to take time
Speaker 9: off work.
Speaker 15: Anyway, Let's let's try to find the marking because they
Speaker 15: know it's there, you know, Yeah, definitely, let's do it.
Speaker 6: Okay, maybe you're gonna ask Luna where she thinks would
Speaker 6: be a nice.
Speaker 1: Probably not the Jubile shows to catch a cheater? Good morning?
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Speaker 10: I think that's tall chick, a large black cope.
Speaker 9: Large black cops.
Speaker 1: Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 9: No, I mean a large?
Speaker 1: She means a vent Yeah, the biggest ony.
Speaker 12: Venty is large, no vent is twenty.
Speaker 9: Large is large. In fact, paul is large and grande
Speaker 9: is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that
Speaker 9: doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 9: Congratulations for stupid and three.
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Speaker 3: try angle opposite the right angle?
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Speaker 1: How many eggs does a hen typically lay in one day? Five?
Speaker 1: How many days does it take for the moon to
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Speaker 3: The longest side of a triangle opposite the right angle
Speaker 3: is the high potten noose an egg?
Speaker 1: Bro Wait, a hen lay one egg? A day. What
Speaker 1: do you mean what I'm trying to I'm confused by
Speaker 1: the question.
Speaker 3: You were in the right spot when you kept trying
Speaker 3: to say obtuse, but it wasn't that one.
Speaker 1: It was like the high potten noose. Well this is cupid.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Okay, So hen lays one egg the moon orbits
Speaker 3: the Earth in twenty eight days?
Speaker 1: Wait the moon? Wait?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were both thinking the Earth and the sun,
Speaker 4: not the moon and the Earth.
Speaker 1: But that's why they call a woman's time of the
Speaker 1: month her moon cycle. Well what that? Yeah, it's based
Speaker 1: on it's her moon sight.
Speaker 3: That's actually funny. There are six sides in a hexagon,
Speaker 3: and then a dolphin is a mammal. You didn't ask
Speaker 3: me that one.
Speaker 1: You didn't get there. That's the lame, but you still
Speaker 1: got one. Thank you. Good job. Guys.
Speaker 7: Kind of lost on the egg one, but it's okay.
Speaker 7: One egg a day, Yeah, because don't like when people
Speaker 7: go get eggs, like there's usually a lot in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how many days happened before they go get him?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I never knowd before exactly a lot of days and
Speaker 1: there's a lot of there's a lot of hands playing
Speaker 1: eggs at a house. Yeah, but then like only five
Speaker 1: heads are each popping out? One you get five? What
Speaker 1: do you what he's happening? Why are you cracking up?
Speaker 7: They just say it now, you just say it saying
Speaker 7: like they get pregnant and about like one eggod day?
Speaker 1: Do they have to keep getting pregnant?
Speaker 3: Like?
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Speaker 1: Brandon is on the phone today for a first date
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by Caitlin. So in
Speaker 1: a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
Speaker 1: shows house why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him
Speaker 1: another date. But first, Brandon, how long has it been
Speaker 1: since you heard from Kaitlin?
Speaker 10: Man, It's been probably about a week or so.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you been trying to hit her up?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've been trying to just call and nothing.
Speaker 1: Nothing. All right, Well, tell us a little bit about
Speaker 1: your date.
Speaker 9: So we were set up by a mutual friend.
Speaker 10: Man I heard was right.
Speaker 14: Caitlin was beautiful and so fun, and instantly I.
Speaker 10: Was I was hooked.
Speaker 5: So we took her, or I took her out to
Speaker 5: uh just this chill pizza place and pretty cool that
Speaker 5: did you build your own pizza and put your own
Speaker 5: toppings and stuff and get to be you know, creative
Speaker 5: with with your with your pie and uh, that's.
Speaker 9: That's all cool.
Speaker 10: But I'm you know, I'm really more of.
Speaker 9: Just like a Pepperoni guy.
Speaker 14: So I just did that. But Caitlin, she actually convinced
Speaker 14: me to try some I prosuto on my pizza, and
Speaker 14: I got to hands her it was.
Speaker 9: It was delicious.
Speaker 14: I didn't know what I've been missing.
Speaker 1: Out on rolled yours when you ordered that, I.
Speaker 9: Did, Okay, I got to throw it a little bit.
Speaker 5: I love Italian so anytime I guess they no, it was.
Speaker 10: It was great, so good. They were like, well, let's
Speaker 10: just keep this going.
Speaker 5: We grabbed a nightcap, got some wine at a place
Speaker 5: next door. Fortunate enough, Kate and loves a good whiskey too,
Speaker 5: so I treated her to an next Japanese whiskey and uh,
Speaker 5: that opened the door to talking about travel and our
Speaker 5: hopes and dreams.
Speaker 10: And places we've been, places we'd like to go.
Speaker 14: So then after that, I walked her home and actually
Speaker 14: ended the night with a kiss.
Speaker 6: It was I guess it was.
Speaker 9: A little awkward, but it was awkward.
Speaker 5: Well, you just like I went in to kiss her,
Speaker 5: kiss her cheap, and then like she turned and I
Speaker 5: ended up like kissing her lips, and it was it
Speaker 5: was kind of an awkward slash funny moment, but cool
Speaker 5: and and one of.
Speaker 1: Those weird first kiss moments where it's like some you're
Speaker 1: kind of kind of dancing trying to figure out where
Speaker 1: you're supposed to go with it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, like it was.
Speaker 5: It was kind of like a funny moment, but I
Speaker 5: mean it turned into kind of.
Speaker 14: A passionate kiss, and and we're planned.
Speaker 10: To see each other afterwards.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. But she hasn't gone back to you.
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you think the reason
Speaker 1: is she goes on you?
Speaker 10: That's That's the thing.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Like, like, we had a great day, you know, the
Speaker 5: pieces was great, the drinks afterwards were great.
Speaker 10: You know. The kiss, although awkward, was kind of.
Speaker 14: Funny, and she didn't seem put off by it, you know,
Speaker 14: she actually leaned into the kiss afterwards, so it was
Speaker 14: like it seemed like everything was happening.
Speaker 10: But then I don't know, I mean, you know.
Speaker 14: How you seem to go like any anything could have
Speaker 14: happened here in the night that she might have just
Speaker 14: sound disgusting or off putting, and then just didn't want
Speaker 14: to make it awkward. I don't know, I'm kind of
Speaker 14: I've never been ghosted, so I'm just got I have
Speaker 14: all these questions.
Speaker 1: But did nothing happen that's sticking out in your mind?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 14: No, And like even at the like I said, like
Speaker 14: at the end of the night, like with the kids,
Speaker 14: like I don't think anyone that didn't want to see
Speaker 14: me again would have engaged like that, you know.
Speaker 10: And then when we were done, she actually mentioned she
Speaker 10: was excited to see me again. So that's even more
Speaker 10: like trivial with the situation.
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, we'll see if we can figure out for you.
Speaker 1: Then we'll play a song come back and then call
Speaker 1: her and see what shersels why she's ghosting you, and
Speaker 1: maybe get you another date. Okay, all right, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song come back get your first Day follow up
Speaker 1: next if you're just joining us for today's first Day
Speaker 1: follow up. But Brandon is on the phone and he's
Speaker 1: getting ghosted by Kitlyn. So we're about to call her
Speaker 1: and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
Speaker 1: and see if we can get him another date. But first, Brandon,
Speaker 1: before we call her, why don't you refresh our memory
Speaker 1: on your date with Kaitlyn.
Speaker 10: So caitl and I went on a date.
Speaker 5: I set it by mutual friends. We had pizza and
Speaker 5: wine and that was great, build your own and then
Speaker 5: we went out for drinks afterwards, great conversation, and I
Speaker 5: walked her home and we ended up kissing.
Speaker 10: And it was great.
Speaker 14: And then she was excited to seemingly excited dissing me again.
Speaker 14: But after that, it's just been it's been no communication
Speaker 14: and you have no idea why? Yeah, nothing, I'm it's
Speaker 14: kind of disappointing, souse.
Speaker 9: I really liked her.
Speaker 5: I thought we had great chemistry and it seemed to
Speaker 5: be mutual.
Speaker 10: So yeah, I'd be really bummed if it didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 10: Absolutely?
Speaker 13: All?
Speaker 1: Right? Here we go, Hi ram Hi Man sweet to Caitlin.
Speaker 1: Please Caitlin, Hey, how are you? My name is Jewbell.
Speaker 1: I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, Caitlin,
Speaker 1: we're all here. I'm Nina also on the show. Hi,
Speaker 1: and I'm Victoria. Okay, Hi, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 9: What's not much? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 12: No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: That's okay. You don't have to apologize. Maybe you will
Speaker 1: know that's we're calling you from you. We do a
Speaker 1: segment on the show it's called the First Date follow Up.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go on a date with someone
Speaker 1: and then you ghost them, that person can email us
Speaker 1: and ask us to call you and see if we
Speaker 1: can figure out why you're ghosting them. So we got
Speaker 1: an email about you from somebody that you went on
Speaker 1: a date with.
Speaker 3: Oh are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 1: Well you are, but do you know who it is?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yes? Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit
Speaker 1: about your date, and he said he really likes you
Speaker 1: and he thought you were into him. So he's confused
Speaker 1: as so why you're ghosting him? Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 12: Well, I didn't really like him. Okay, hot and smart
Speaker 12: and kind of awkward. It's actually kind of charming.
Speaker 1: Sohosting him, well, he he texted me something after our
Speaker 1: date that I just like haven't been able to get over.
Speaker 9: I didn't really know what to do with it.
Speaker 1: Well, was it a picture or something?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: No, God, no, I mean that happens. I think he's
Speaker 1: a good guy. What did he text you?
Speaker 6: Okay, let me really find it.
Speaker 12: Uh, okay, the text is your magic and have awakened
Speaker 12: parts of my body.
Speaker 6: That I have never felt before.
Speaker 9: It's like on the.
Speaker 12: Line, you know, Like I don't. That's just that's a
Speaker 12: lot after one date and kiss, and like I don't
Speaker 12: know if he's like.
Speaker 6: In a Shakespeare play, Like is he taking himself seriously?
Speaker 12: When he said that, I was expecting another text that
Speaker 12: was like, you know, harks their maiden.
Speaker 9: I longed for another evening of your presence or something
Speaker 9: like that.
Speaker 1: You know, that could have been. You know, there's some
Speaker 1: people out there that believe in love at first sight,
Speaker 1: so if they're laying and I don't think that could be
Speaker 1: a good thing.
Speaker 12: It was just it was so earnest and it just
Speaker 12: kind of felt like too much. And I think he
Speaker 12: hasn't been in a relationship in a while, and so
Speaker 12: I was afraid he was in like this romantic, dreamy bubble,
Speaker 12: and I gotta be with someone who's in the world
Speaker 12: that I'm living in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I just hit you like a little bit too much.
Speaker 9: It just felt a little I mean, how is that possible?
Speaker 1: Like I'm just a person, give yourself.
Speaker 12: A little your magic, but like I've awakened parts of
Speaker 12: his body they never.
Speaker 18: So it was a little overwhelming to me.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: And then I don't know if I'm like on a pedestal,
Speaker 6: I just it just made.
Speaker 1: Me okay, all right, Well, thank you for telling us that.
Speaker 1: Now I got to let you know that Brandon is
Speaker 1: on the phone and has been listening what's his hawks on?
Speaker 17: Okay, hark sir, Yes, I can still well, I had
Speaker 17: dreamt of this pleasure of occasion.
Speaker 8: To you.
Speaker 9: Again, Hi, Park.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I just put your business out on the radio.
Speaker 12: But you didn't have them call me.
Speaker 10: So no, that's that's quite all right.
Speaker 1: What parts of the body were awakened, Brandon?
Speaker 10: I mean, I'd rather not discuss that. I think people understand.
Speaker 1: That was pretty bold of you. Brandon, what was going
Speaker 1: on through your mind when you sent that text?
Speaker 10: I don't know. I was awakened.
Speaker 5: I'm a playful guy, but Caylyn just want to assure
Speaker 5: you that I do live in a reality And after
Speaker 5: our date, I was like, legit, I've never felt that way,
Speaker 5: and you know, after my last relationship, I just that
Speaker 5: was lacking and I want another date.
Speaker 10: And I want to be a part of your reality.
Speaker 10: Oh maybe I'm over the top, but this is how
Speaker 10: I was feeling.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Well, Cayln, would you like another date with Brandon?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh see Shakespeare's congratulations Brandon, you did it. You got
Speaker 1: another day here?
Speaker 13: Yes, I mean I like that he has a good
Speaker 13: attitude and I could laugh at this, and I appreciate
Speaker 13: that we're more on the same page than I thought, Kaylen.
Speaker 14: And I can't say how I said it, And I
Speaker 14: promise if I'm going overboard.
Speaker 10: With anything, you can always talk to me about it.
Speaker 10: But her heart and the onion.
Speaker 15: Boom at the Outback Steakhouse.
Speaker 10: Soon.
Speaker 1: If you think the American government is weird, think again,
Speaker 1: It's Dole show. Wait until you hear what the Australian
Speaker 1: government is asking their citizens to do. It's very odd
Speaker 1: and something that I'm sure many Americans also want to do.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you what weird thing the Australian government is
Speaker 1: having their citizens due that might be coming to America
Speaker 1: very soon. Right after this Dole show, picture this Doble show.
Speaker 1: You're in a work meeting. It's a very tense moment.
Speaker 1: Your boss just called out an employee for not doing
Speaker 1: their job in front of everybody. It's that awkward silence.
Speaker 1: It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.
Speaker 1: I love those moments. And they also provided Chipotle for lunch.
Speaker 1: You ate way too much, so you lean over to
Speaker 1: one side of your body, hoping you can just kind
Speaker 1: of relieve a little bit of tension in the midst
Speaker 1: of all that quietness. Everybody you will hear and then
Speaker 1: sorry about that show. Well, Australian government is asking their
Speaker 1: citizens to do something very strange, and they may have
Speaker 1: introduced the app of the year because of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: and it might be coming to America very soon. Australian's
Speaker 1: National Science Agency has just released a new app and
Speaker 1: it's asking the Australian citizens to track their farts.
Speaker 3: Why Why Why This makes no sense. It's called the
Speaker 3: Chart Your Fart app great branding. Yeah, really, watches do
Speaker 3: that already? Like they track it while you're sleeping, right
Speaker 3: do they?
Speaker 1: I thought did? I don't think they do that, and
Speaker 1: I make that up. I thought it did. Why would it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. If it did, I might start using
Speaker 1: my Apple Watch again. But it's called Chart your Fart.
Speaker 1: It lets you track things like fart frequency, fart duration,
Speaker 1: fart loudness, fart stinch and frequency along the smell lingered
Speaker 1: if it smelled. Does it do it itself or you
Speaker 1: have to enter in the information? You have to enter
Speaker 1: into the information. They're asking Australians to track their farts
Speaker 1: for three months. Why. What is the reason? Their press
Speaker 1: release says it's so that it can help scientists better
Speaker 1: understand the frequency and characteristics of one of the leading
Speaker 1: GOT health symptoms that we all experience.
Speaker 3: Okay, not do there are anybody under the bus or anything,
Speaker 3: but I'm going to producer or social media producer.
Speaker 1: Gabby. She gets awakened, is that correct English? Awakened in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night by her husband because his
Speaker 1: are so loud. Wake up, Gabby. I wonder if that
Speaker 1: would the tracking one.
Speaker 2: There's two things at play here.
Speaker 7: I'm a very light sleeper and my husband his farts
Speaker 7: are abnormally loud, so they wake me up in the
Speaker 7: middle of the night all the time.
Speaker 1: So he could use this chart your fart app that
Speaker 1: the Australian government is asking there such stew to track
Speaker 1: the far, well, you could track it for him, because
Speaker 1: so you could do it for him.
Speaker 3: But I wonder if it's something that he's eating that's
Speaker 3: triggering the loudness every night, or something that's happening.
Speaker 1: This is a lot, guys, This is a lot. It's
Speaker 1: always dies. It's funny though, and I'm sure that a
Speaker 1: lot of women can relate to that being woken up
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night by their husband farts. Solidarity.
Speaker 1: That's happened to me sometimes with like girlfriends or whatever
Speaker 1: when I'm in asleep and I hear him far. But
Speaker 1: it's always cute. Though for me, I'm like, oh, that's cute,
Speaker 1: a cute little I know mine aren't the same.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is that about that we just must eat
Speaker 4: the worst stuff as dudes?
Speaker 1: You really random things that helps the arts are cute.
Speaker 1: Thanks for saying that. I've woken myself up at night
Speaker 1: and I looked over. I was like, oh, shoot, was that.
Speaker 1: It was like, there's nobody here. You're storing. No, I
Speaker 1: was snoring. You didn't know, but I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that was so scary. Catastrophe averted. The Australian
Speaker 1: government is asking their citizens to log their farts for
Speaker 1: three months on the new app Chart Your Farts, which
Speaker 1: they're hoping to make available in the States. I just
Speaker 1: I think we desperately need it.
Speaker 3: As someone Jubile that is very versed in the digestive system,
Speaker 3: how do you believe, Jubil that an app like this
Speaker 3: would actually be beneficial to somebody's health habits?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. They want you to chart it
Speaker 1: for frequency, duration, loudness, stench and how what smell lingered.
Speaker 1: And I'm guessing frequency is a good thing because how
Speaker 1: often are you farting? Yeah? I do know what. I
Speaker 1: pay attention and sometimes I'm like, wow, it's been a while.
Speaker 1: Really is everything okay?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be farting a lot, right? You should you
Speaker 1: would be. You should be farting a decent amount. Why
Speaker 1: because it means your guts working and doing stuff and
Speaker 1: it's getting rid of the gases and things like that.
Speaker 1: How long are you farting regular?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I don't think about this. Let's think about a jog
Speaker 1: your memory about your day yesterday? How often did you fart?
Speaker 1: You don't know?
Speaker 9: Track it.
Speaker 1: Our government mandates this for us. You're gonna need to
Speaker 1: know these things.
Speaker 7: If our government mandates this for us, I'd be saying
Speaker 7: we have a lot more things that we need to
Speaker 7: mandate before tracking.
Speaker 1: How far all the time? Okay, how far are we
Speaker 1: taking this conversation. The average healthy person should fart between
Speaker 1: fourteen and twenty three times per day. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, makes sense. My daughter is an expert at it.
Speaker 4: She'll be mid sentence and fart and your sentence doesn't change.
Speaker 4: She doesn't, she has no care. I talked to her
Speaker 4: about it yesterday. She said she's like, She's like, well,
Speaker 4: I just think it's just everybody farts. Why does it matter?
Speaker 4: Like why did I have to stop telling my joke
Speaker 4: or telling my story because I farted? I don't need
Speaker 4: to do that. And I was like, I think I'm
Speaker 4: doing a good job as a father. That's a good
Speaker 4: book for life.
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever had an awkward fart just come
Speaker 1: out in a situation where you didn't want to fart.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, in the middle of the night I
Speaker 3: was sleeping, I heard Jubile do that in the studio
Speaker 3: that one time he let it out. I tried so
Speaker 3: hard not to say anything, and I looked around and
Speaker 3: no one mentioned it, and I was like, okay, Like
Speaker 3: this is when I first started working here, so I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not going to say anything.
Speaker 1: No one else mentioned it, I'm not going to mention it.
Speaker 7: And then a few months go by and he's like, guys, like,
Speaker 7: sometimes I just let it out, and I.
Speaker 1: Told him, whips out, That's what he said. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: just slip out, like I'm trying not to. I don't
Speaker 1: and then that and it'll just slip right out. And
Speaker 1: then one day that it did, I was like, oh sweet,
Speaker 1: nobody heard. But I see Victoria look up from my
Speaker 1: computer and I was like, I'm pretty sure she heard that.
Speaker 1: Pretend like we didn't hear it though right behind you
Speaker 1: try to go to the I was like, ever now,
Speaker 1: and I'll mention it. I'll just keep it quiet.
Speaker 3: But it was so men say anything.
Speaker 1: Yoga classes is the best place if you want to
Speaker 1: hear somebody out of somebody accident. I've never heard that
Speaker 1: at yoga class. You haven't know, Oh yeah, there's usually
Speaker 1: one person who does. Is it just because you're relaxed,
Speaker 1: because you're in the class, you're relaxed attention, you're tense,
Speaker 1: you know, you're tensing up things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's always one of those ones that you
Speaker 4: didn't even feel coming. But it was so hearty, you know,
Speaker 4: it's a hardy one. Are going that far in this one?
Speaker 4: One time I was on a date and every time
Speaker 4: I stepped on my way to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Those are the fun ones. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: going upstairs and you're like, well, admitted all the way.
Speaker 1: Tennis This remove to Australia text end four one six one.
Speaker 1: Would you use this apps? Time for Nino's? What's trending?
Speaker 3: How do we really feel about our favorite fast food
Speaker 3: restaurants going into the merch business because we have options now,
Speaker 3: Like Chipotle has got a list of holiday gifts including
Speaker 3: Cilantro scented soap, water cup candles, and a whole bunch
Speaker 3: of other things like.
Speaker 1: A car napkin holder.
Speaker 3: Why if you're a Chipotle rewards member, you have a
Speaker 3: chance to win a bundle through sweep steaks and all
Speaker 3: kinds of fun stuff.
Speaker 1: It doesn't stop there. KFC is just unveiled candles that
Speaker 1: smelled like fried chicken and biscuits home.
Speaker 7: So like, why the candles and the scented lotions?
Speaker 1: Like, give me like a blanket or a pillow or
Speaker 1: a T shirt.
Speaker 3: You can also get a bucket a chicken car freshener,
Speaker 3: but I don't have that either.
Speaker 1: If you're into that, I should be hungry all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how I feel.
Speaker 4: It's exactly like the pharmaceutical companies making a drug that
Speaker 4: creates an epidemic and then giving you the solution. So
Speaker 4: they're creating giving you the poisoned air, and then they
Speaker 4: want to give you the candle to cover up your toots.
Speaker 7: Cola isn't poison brads, it's.
Speaker 3: Not fast food, but that like cilantro soap, might make
Speaker 3: you crave a burrito and that's probably what they're hoping for. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you are the product. No, I can't help it. Okay,
Speaker 3: So now we're talking about E coli again. So remember
Speaker 3: the issue with the onions and the big max. Yes,
Speaker 3: so now we have an issue with carrots and it's
Speaker 3: the same outbreak essentially seriously, so, there have been thirty
Speaker 3: nine people infected with from organic carrots in eighteen different states.
Speaker 1: So it's from Grimway Farms and that's what we're watching now.
Speaker 3: They've are sold at Trader Joe's and other places, so
Speaker 3: if you've shopped at them, just check your bag of
Speaker 3: organic carrots and make sure that it's not Grimway Farms
Speaker 3: at this moment. But and when carrots and onions aren't safe, what.
Speaker 1: Are you going to do? The outcome is grim Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I wish I had the rim Shop for that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna do with this. This
Speaker 1: at least will make everybody happy. It is official.
Speaker 3: Betty White is being honored next year with her very
Speaker 3: own stamp.
Speaker 1: What kind of stamp?
Speaker 3: A stamp like stamp that goes on envelopes and stuff.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a stamp?
Speaker 1: No, I like a stamp that like you stamp someone. No,
Speaker 1: like a mailing a postage stamp. She's getting thrown postage stamp.
Speaker 1: She's such an icon. She's her face is now on
Speaker 1: a postage stamp. Why I said A big deal, because
Speaker 1: it's awesome. Who mails things anymore? People her age?
Speaker 3: Oh, some people actually collect stamps because they're worth things.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. What are they worth? Can you use
Speaker 1: the questions? Like what there things? Stamps are worth a
Speaker 1: lot of money? Why? Because they're rare? People don't use them.
Speaker 3: Some with like Elvis Presley on them and like Marilyn
Speaker 3: Monroe and like like kind of icons. There were other
Speaker 3: ones that were also listed this year, like a compass, rose,
Speaker 3: a snake for Lunar New Year, like all of these
Speaker 3: different things. And every year there's new ones that are issued,
Speaker 3: and so royal collectors can have make serious money if
Speaker 3: they were to sell them, but usually they're just like
Speaker 3: in books, the same thing with coins.
Speaker 1: Sticker sticker, it's a sticker. Basically, it is a sticker
Speaker 1: that our office is coming out with a new stickers
Speaker 1: on your laptop. Yeah, exactly, pulling on laptop. That actually
Speaker 1: would be really cute.
Speaker 4: Anyway, my collection of rare stamps and put them on
Speaker 4: your laptop.
Speaker 3: For those of you who have heard of the US
Speaker 3: Postal Service, then for those of you who are aware
Speaker 3: of what postage stamps are, that's what's happening.
Speaker 4: I gotta be honest. Hey, US Postal Service, can you
Speaker 4: get it together? Every time I get something from you,
Speaker 4: it's all over the place. It's never, it's never.
Speaker 1: It is never a smooth process. No, it's their fault
Speaker 1: because then the guy called this.
Speaker 6: The other day.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get a package.
Speaker 4: The guy called and said, hey, we got your package
Speaker 4: at this facility. Why is it a facility and not
Speaker 4: in my apartment? Okay, fine, I'll go to the facility
Speaker 4: to get there. And he goes like, oh, it's not you,
Speaker 4: it's somebody else.
Speaker 1: You've heard that before. Come on, And that is why
Speaker 1: Amazon wins. No stick needed, Hey, man, makes it a
Speaker 1: lot easier.
Speaker 19: Jewbles Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't, but you had a segment about a
Speaker 2: week and a half ago of a woman who did
Speaker 2: it wasn't a dirty secret, it was a secret she
Speaker 2: had a six year old child with a man.
Speaker 1: Okay, I remember that, Yeah, I remember that one. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I reached out desperately because the profile and.
Speaker 6: Description of this person fit the description.
Speaker 18: Of my daughter's dad exactly to a mee.
Speaker 2: And so I was desperately trying to reach out to
Speaker 2: hopefully get my information to this person so that we
Speaker 2: can see if this is in fact the same person.
Speaker 6: I just I haven't been able.
Speaker 18: To let it both.
Speaker 2: I heard the segment, I had my daughter listen to
Speaker 2: the segment, and she, without me even saying anything.
Speaker 18: To her, started bawling.
Speaker 9: He feels that.
Speaker 18: It is her father.
Speaker 3: Were you married to that person? Because she was talking
Speaker 3: about how the man that was her baby daddy that
Speaker 3: passed was married or was your baby married?
Speaker 18: So quick snapshot of the relationship.
Speaker 6: So he has an eighteen.
Speaker 2: Year old son and then my daughter who's fifteen. And
Speaker 2: if this person who has a six year old by
Speaker 2: him is in fact, you know, the same person, that
Speaker 2: means she would have been the third baby Mama.
Speaker 18: That sounds so terrible, And so she didn't know about
Speaker 18: his other child she called the third child because that one,
Speaker 18: if it is him, is only three years old.
Speaker 2: And he did have a child with someone that he
Speaker 2: was married to and also.
Speaker 6: Was married to at the time he.
Speaker 18: Had passed, so he had ever been married, briar, So
Speaker 18: he wasn't married when this person.
Speaker 2: Who this six year old mother him, But he would
Speaker 2: have wanted to keep it a secret because at that
Speaker 2: point in time, the instability that he had to offer
Speaker 2: for his other children. And I know him to the
Speaker 2: core and I see that that is something he would
Speaker 2: have probably done, is to try to not And this
Speaker 2: sounds really terrible to say, because rip, you know, he's
Speaker 2: not here with us anymore, but he didn't want to
Speaker 2: own his responsibilities with the other to be children that
Speaker 2: he had, though it wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we'll see if we can get that information
Speaker 1: from that person. But if they hear this, they can
Speaker 1: also get a hold of us, so I'll try to
Speaker 1: connect you guys.
Speaker 7: The hardest part of it is that it's all anonymous,
Speaker 7: like people like to leave their phone numbers.
Speaker 1: How love this will air this very little secret and
Speaker 1: they obviously listened, so if they hear it, then yes, and.
Speaker 18: You can take all my con tact information. So if
Speaker 18: this person does hear the.
Speaker 2: Segment or will please somebody that sure knows that hears
Speaker 2: it and they feel so inclined to reap out.
Speaker 6: I know she mentioned she wants.
Speaker 18: Wait until after the holidays.
Speaker 6: That seems like forever now that we think that this could.
Speaker 18: Be a possibility.
Speaker 2: So my daughter and I at least would like to
Speaker 2: know if you know that's the case.
Speaker 1: Before then Okay, well yeah, we'll we'll see we can
Speaker 1: if they hopefully can hear it or someone knows them
Speaker 1: and hear it, and then they can reach back out
Speaker 1: to us and we'll put you two together. Yeah all right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for your not their little secret, but thank
Speaker 1: you for.
Speaker 6: I appreciate it, all right, bye?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1: I do, sweet? What is it? Okay?
Speaker 19: So my ex with a marathon runner and you were
Speaker 19: those short shorts with the under included okay.
Speaker 6: And I found out you was cheating on me.
Speaker 19: So I took some poison ivy and I rubbed it
Speaker 19: on his shirt on the underwear part. It really didn't
Speaker 19: start working until he got sweaty and was running quite away.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty miserable. Not a very nice thing to do,
Speaker 6: but I was pretty mad.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've had poison ivy in that area before and it
Speaker 1: is not fun, not at all.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went pe in a bush and it was poison ivy.
Speaker 1: So wait that well that definitely was good revenge.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Okay,
Speaker 1: bye bye, Bye, what's your dirty little secret,